5 ways to beat The Purge

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @thunderboyii2527
    @thunderboyii2527 4 года назад +3883

    "All crime is legal"
    Me: Enters the only employee room

  • @JayDaRipperr
    @JayDaRipperr 5 лет назад +26826

    Imagine hiding in a dumpster and you hear a group walk by and say lets start a dumpster fire😭😭😭😭

    • @richardchargingcloud6590
      @richardchargingcloud6590 5 лет назад +1259

      Haha thanks for the laugh

    • @Dejuain1
      @Dejuain1 5 лет назад +963

      Do you know how hard I just laid here and hollared 😂😂😂😂

    • @21slumped
      @21slumped 5 лет назад +299

      LMFAOOO

    • @SammiLaRo11
      @SammiLaRo11 5 лет назад +185

      😳😳😳😳Lmfaooooo

    • @jr30yt58
      @jr30yt58 5 лет назад +80

      Joseph Parker 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elvisanderson630
    @elvisanderson630 5 лет назад +15179

    me doing taxes on the purge:
    yes i have 400 children

    • @Kraily4t8
      @Kraily4t8 5 лет назад +1157

      wow... you've been.... busy...

    • @makeromaniagreatagain9697
      @makeromaniagreatagain9697 5 лет назад +957

      Yes, I have 1000 children, so you might start giving me money

    • @user-bh1mi3qc4p
      @user-bh1mi3qc4p 5 лет назад +104

      wow you are really..... busy

    • @pxel7345
      @pxel7345 5 лет назад +240

      Congratulations! You're LVL 50 already!
      Next Level in: 410 Children

    • @consumerofbepsi5254
      @consumerofbepsi5254 5 лет назад +292

      How many children do you have?
      *yes*

  • @yeager1957
    @yeager1957 3 года назад +3175

    Surviving a horror movie by going into the woods alone at night? This is literally the only situation where that’s a good idea

    • @MrSFblack
      @MrSFblack 3 года назад +91

      Until you're spotted by a wild animal that's looking at you like lunch meat

    • @bamp9497
      @bamp9497 3 года назад +46

      Unless ur living in cahgio with siren head

    • @swayzee5473
      @swayzee5473 3 года назад +43

      I would hide underground,

    • @ellicerslavic
      @ellicerslavic 3 года назад +44

      Katniss Everdeen style sleep up a tree

    • @incelvillain1253
      @incelvillain1253 3 года назад +41

      In the second purge movie, some of the purgers were shown with dogs. Their dogs would probably be able to find you in the woods.

  • @GamerVonSwagIII
    @GamerVonSwagIII 5 лет назад +7605

    Plot twist the dumpster guy wasn't dead he was just smart

  • @Nick-pd2yo
    @Nick-pd2yo 5 лет назад +6294

    This dude is going places. Never in a million years would anyone think to do their taxes on Purge day he's a genius

    • @beautifullybroken4879
      @beautifullybroken4879 5 лет назад +82

      It doesn't stop you from being killed so idt that's practical

    • @anonymousme3571
      @anonymousme3571 5 лет назад +151

      @@beautifullybroken4879 Do your taxes in the dumpster!
      Ohmigod I am a genius.

    • @angrykouhai2053
      @angrykouhai2053 5 лет назад +8

      @@anonymousme3571 LOL

    • @captaincargoshorts2068
      @captaincargoshorts2068 5 лет назад +75

      That's almost as good as using the purge as an excuse to bring a bottle of water on a plane.

    • @captaincargoshorts2068
      @captaincargoshorts2068 5 лет назад +40

      @@anonymousme3571 do your taxes in a dumpster that's on a boat that's in Iceland

  • @adelecomper6843
    @adelecomper6843 5 лет назад +7680

    the funeral business must be huge after purge night

    • @triangleanempire5481
      @triangleanempire5481 5 лет назад +66

      True true

    • @revielle_brides
      @revielle_brides 5 лет назад +110

      I thought they just threw away the bodies

    • @duckmaster5126
      @duckmaster5126 5 лет назад +133

      And that's how you earn money for the next Purge XD

    • @Araneus21
      @Araneus21 5 лет назад +133

      Basically it's a perfect oportunity to not only kill but also kidnap people, opening up many business opportunities.
      It's especially easy to get black market human organs, work slaves, sex slaves, test-subjects or sacrifices but also to stock-up on people for nefarious purposes, like red-rum victims, fresh meat for cannibals or breeding stock.
      Also a good way to not have to pay your employees if you have them purged and than get new ones right after.
      Besides, all the bodies can be also sold, the necrophile market, meat-processing, medical education or anatomy fans for dissection and cause of death study...
      One might think the purge itself is not about killing people, even though it's in the spotlight, but covertly getting live human resources.

    • @naenaemister5048
      @naenaemister5048 5 лет назад +4

      How much do you think they make

  • @GYM829
    @GYM829 3 года назад +874

    "Bank of America what can we do for you?"
    "Im here to rob you..."
    *"Right this way, sir"*

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 3 года назад +10

      The united bank of *mone*

    • @HentaiSourceMan
      @HentaiSourceMan 3 года назад +2

      @@pixelmace1423 ruclips.net/video/EEvv160Nnfk/видео.html

    • @perrykv7312
      @perrykv7312 3 года назад

      Good one

    • @h.hyunjin149
      @h.hyunjin149 3 года назад +9

      won't the bank ppl be able to kill the robbers and get away ?

    • @bhdrumr3125
      @bhdrumr3125 3 года назад +4

      @@h.hyunjin149 they can already

  • @guacamoli7
    @guacamoli7 5 лет назад +24436

    How to survive the Purge:
    Be the cameraman

  • @Zzero409
    @Zzero409 5 лет назад +2320

    “You’re hunted down if you’re poor”
    Collage/uni students: *chuckles* im in danger

    • @hjk-cy1zi
      @hjk-cy1zi 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @inesepaegle2631
      @inesepaegle2631 4 года назад +3

      fuckkkk

    • @judyclark807
      @judyclark807 4 года назад +1

      Collage lol

    • @LaserCoreX
      @LaserCoreX 4 года назад

      My poor what?

    • @judyclark807
      @judyclark807 4 года назад +3

      Yeahhhhh... if you’re talking about yourself being in College then maybe worry about your grammar first

  • @samanthadegroot7749
    @samanthadegroot7749 3 года назад +3443

    I can not POSSIBLY be the only one who thought
    “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”
    “I D I D N ‘ T”

    • @alterate9138
      @alterate9138 3 года назад +116

      Don't bring a knife to gun fight, unless your knife shoots.

    • @holden-dee-snuts
      @holden-dee-snuts 3 года назад +56

      @@alterate9138 B A L L I S T IC K N I F E

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 3 года назад +13

      Correct me if im wrong, dosent the knife gun shoot the blade. I think ive seen that before

    • @ultrahydrix4084
      @ultrahydrix4084 3 года назад +7

      @@nightstar6179 it shoots one bullet i think, it’s a Russian weapon that the spetsnaz used, only issue is that to aim it you effectively have to point the blade towards your eye

    • @Toadybread
      @Toadybread 3 года назад +1

      How? BECAUSE I’M BATMAN

  • @larceny6766
    @larceny6766 3 года назад +409

    Big tip: You would probably want to hide all of your things in case someone goes on a robbery spree. It will be very bad if you leave your home for the purge and then come back to all your things absolutely obliterated/gone. There is no way to hide your entire home, but at least hiding your things could be a lifesaver for the days after the purge.

  • @JoeOliech
    @JoeOliech 4 года назад +6099

    Imagine you do all this but still have snap map on

  • @LeynaraLarwenarenel
    @LeynaraLarwenarenel 5 лет назад +2219

    "What are you doing for the purge?"
    "Taxes."

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 5 лет назад +52

      IRS: 😰

    • @Dop6094
      @Dop6094 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @milk1472
      @milk1472 5 лет назад +10

      The Virgin murderer vs the Chad Capone

    • @lurkingShadows
      @lurkingShadows 5 лет назад +2

      Starting a community garden without city permission. Distribute food from my home to the the homeless. Build a playground in an empty lot without filling out any forms.

    • @phlpcockrell
      @phlpcockrell 4 года назад

      @@lurkingShadows all those "crimes" last after the purge. And would be illegal and taken down at 7:01am. Except the homeless thing. But the purge was made partially to eliminate homeless so...good luck feeding them.

  • @the_crescent_moon
    @the_crescent_moon 5 лет назад +1880

    "All crime is legal during the purge, so you can lie on your taxes"
    Yoshi: **happiness noises**

    • @relevantjay7617
      @relevantjay7617 5 лет назад +3

      m1nt_ how do you lie on your taxes

    • @Mavrik9000
      @Mavrik9000 5 лет назад +10

      Could you file during the purge?
      Probably not allowed. 🙁

    • @PennyS9000
      @PennyS9000 5 лет назад +1

      One rule : don't purge

    • @oneask1
      @oneask1 5 лет назад +1

      It happened

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mavrik9000 watch the video

  • @RabuHina
    @RabuHina 3 года назад +475

    Interesting points. I've always thought if the purge was going to happen (in Canada), and if I had the money, I'd plan my trip out of the city a few weeks in advance, put money aside for the trip out of the city and transfer it into another bank. Once that is done pack some clothing and important documents, and head out and not return for a few weeks after the purge. Another way to survive the purge is to join a hospital as a volunteer. Hospitals are considered off limits and anyone there has to sign a contract of sorts giving up their right to purge that night if they're working.

    • @RabuHina
      @RabuHina 3 года назад +81

      @@parflourcarbon Hospitals are a safe zone. And any doctors and nurses on duty must have to sign a contract giving up their right to purge that night if they are working. Basically anyone working in the hospital would have to. This is mentioned in the TV show or one of the movies that it's an unwritten that those places remain untouched

    • @smb.
      @smb. 3 года назад +15

      @@RabuHina I thought it was cuz doctors and nurses gotta purge too. But they don’t want them doing shit like overdosing ppl and basically wasting meds for the hcps actually working 💀

    • @spinolover124
      @spinolover124 Год назад +18

      imagine Canadian purge. it would just be 2 people saying. stab me first, no after you!

    • @lizzytheowl577
      @lizzytheowl577 28 дней назад +3

      If the hospitals are untouchable safe zones in the Purge universe, why not just hang out there the whole 12 hours? It's not like you have to be injured to hang out in the lobby (And Hospitals tend to have large lobbies, sometimes even multiple) and they have no reason to kick you out if you aren't causing trouble. Heck you could do your taxes there too.
      (I have not watched the movies or TV show so if there's some law preventing you from being in a hospital during the Purge unless you're staff or a patient/family of patient then you can ignore the above. However another solution if that's the case is to just break your leg or arm before the Purge starts so you're a patient at the hospital, and then plead with the Doctors to let you stay until the Purge is done [Which they'll probably allow because your chances of surviving while injured are slim])

    • @williamnixon3994
      @williamnixon3994 14 дней назад

      @@lizzytheowl577 Even if there was something stating that you can't be in a hospital without being uninjured, you want to know an easy way to fix that? Shoot yourself on the outside of your thigh. Painful for sure, but there's lots of meat to get bloodied up instead of bone to be fractured, and now you need to go in to get stitched up. Easy (well, relative to other methods) Safe Zone exploit

  • @average-neco-arc-enjoyer
    @average-neco-arc-enjoyer 4 года назад +3298

    "all crime is legal"
    *Starts breaking the laws of physics*

    • @legendaryoof2019
      @legendaryoof2019 4 года назад +129

      somewhere on the distant:YOU JUST GOT VECTORED

    • @easportsitsinthegame5134
      @easportsitsinthegame5134 4 года назад +32

      Makes earth new again an gets rid of disease or just make a pool of cheato dust

    • @vegetableman9137
      @vegetableman9137 4 года назад +6

      @No U Thanos could do the job without single stone!

    • @jhonvelez9598
      @jhonvelez9598 4 года назад +5

      *Goes into space*

    • @b4Iler
      @b4Iler 4 года назад +11

      starts breaking the law of gravity
      "I'm outta here bois"

  • @theklefkiauthority6504
    @theklefkiauthority6504 5 лет назад +1704

    My question is why murder like there's a lot of better laws to break like going into a McDonalds with a pet, no shoes or shirt

    • @doubleaagaming5512
      @doubleaagaming5512 5 лет назад +11

      Yes your right

    • @WolfPack-gi7br
      @WolfPack-gi7br 5 лет назад +58

      Businesses won’t be open during the purge. Nobody will want to work the day of the purge

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 5 лет назад +38

      WolfPack 1030
      “What sauce?”
      *B L O O D*

    • @TheChairman777
      @TheChairman777 5 лет назад +3

      YES Yes and yes

    • @maddestmewmew
      @maddestmewmew 5 лет назад +31

      WolfPack 1030
      Are you kidding? Getting paid to work but also being able to beat the shit out of annoying customers?? That sounds awesome

  • @youth7064
    @youth7064 5 лет назад +4764

    *murderers watching this be like:*
    *interesting*

  • @joeearl95
    @joeearl95 3 года назад +586

    The perfectly timed ad breaks are so unbelievably satisfying

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ 3 года назад +10

      Until you remember they're ads

    • @emsie127
      @emsie127 3 года назад +3

      i know right

    • @Mushibuu
      @Mushibuu 3 года назад +6

      That’s so annoying because I just got yt premium and the first video I watch it this so I can’t even see :(

  • @limon-bn2vd
    @limon-bn2vd 5 лет назад +868

    “Leave at least a *week* before the purge”
    Bitch I’m leaving a whole month what you mean I ain’t coming back til April 1

  • @AspienWaifu
    @AspienWaifu 5 лет назад +1268

    He's giving us prices and product recommendations like the purge is actually going to happen....HE KNOWS SOMETHING.

    • @snakanter
      @snakanter 5 лет назад +18

      Good thing I live in Canada!

    • @noiz1762
      @noiz1762 5 лет назад +5

      I wouldn't be surprised

    • @ChessJourneyman
      @ChessJourneyman 5 лет назад +1

      Prices wouldn't stay the same...

    • @hxpeful_demxn
      @hxpeful_demxn 5 лет назад

      That's what I was thinking XD

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 5 лет назад +7

      Good thing I live in Germany.
      Otherwise some citys would be full of toxic gas.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2423

    Another method to beat The Purge:
    Tell John Wick that the entire city plans to kill his new dog

    • @Gamer-us7xo
      @Gamer-us7xo 4 года назад +28

      Y do i see u everywhere

    • @진짜-l8m
      @진짜-l8m 4 года назад +15

      I swear I see you everywhere without even trying

    • @kendallbloomer1704
      @kendallbloomer1704 4 года назад +4

      Haha yessss

    • @mritten
      @mritten 4 года назад +10

      You've created world war 3

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 4 года назад +5

      grow half a mustache

  • @morbidlyobesecat7829
    @morbidlyobesecat7829 3 года назад +1428

    Me doing taxes during the purge: yes I have 10000 kids.

  • @isra_6
    @isra_6 5 лет назад +1340

    People during the purge: I’m gonna murder
    Me, an intellect: clears student loan tab

  • @letsflipp
    @letsflipp 4 года назад +916

    *crime is legal*
    Me: *commits tax fraud*
    Government: "You weren't supposed to do that"

    • @Salsabilakhtt
      @Salsabilakhtt 4 года назад +12

      Now that's smart

    • @ObeyAzura
      @ObeyAzura 4 года назад +2

      Yoshi is proud 😌

    • @Exceedvictory
      @Exceedvictory 4 года назад +1

      👏

    • @d.bcooper7924
      @d.bcooper7924 4 года назад +9

      All crime is legal
      Me: *starts breaking the laws of physics*

    • @random_commenter6904
      @random_commenter6904 4 года назад +3

      Government: all crime is legal...good day now
      Me: .....*grabs shotgun and goes to nearest bank* imma get me a new bike and house

  • @sunkoren446
    @sunkoren446 4 года назад +2778

    I love how he suddenly starts talking trash about ice road truckers.

    • @manantank
      @manantank 4 года назад +39

      that show is low key good

    • @lolaadams7343
      @lolaadams7343 4 года назад +7

      Yeah me too man ikr

    • @durpyburp2436
      @durpyburp2436 4 года назад +7

      I’ve never watched it

    • @LILREMAlNS
      @LILREMAlNS 4 года назад +13

      When the moon shines like ice road truckers

    • @brs1290
      @brs1290 4 года назад +5

      Happy 666 likes!

  • @py_dreemur8297
    @py_dreemur8297 2 года назад +94

    This might be a gross idea, but a dumpster with a cadaver might actually be a good thing. Hear me out: If you find a dead body in a dumpster hide under it. If it really grosses you out, find a large bit of cardboard to separate you from the trash bags and body. If a murderer looks in your dumpster and just sees a dead body, they're more likely to be thrown off since they wouldn't think you'd hide in a dumpster with a corpse. Dogs who are sent out to track your scent will approach your dumpster but all the killers will see is the dead body and most likely assume that was what the dogs were smelling.
    What I'd do if I had no budget is find a dark alley with a dumpster, dead body and carry a large piece of cardboard with me. Jump into the dumpster and drag the body and trash bags above me with the cardboard between us. Hopefully it's not to heavy, don't wanna suffocate y'know. Then don't make a sound and wait till the purge is over. It might be gross, but at least I'm alive \(' - ')/

    • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
      @RhelrahneTheIdiot Год назад

      And then proceed to commit mass tax fraud to the point it overflows and makes the government have to repay you for as much money as possible, thus fucking over the whole point of Purge Night (Saving money by eliminating 'bottom feeders')

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion Год назад +14

      You’d probably either need to take a shower when you get home or see a doctor right after but yeah you’re alive

    • @pigeon1923
      @pigeon1923 11 месяцев назад +16

      All fun and games until someone decides to set the body alight.

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 5 лет назад +1623

    Me, bringing a knife gun to a gun fight:
    *Heres a little lesson in trickery*

    • @kennethwilliams2157
      @kennethwilliams2157 5 лет назад +64

      _This is going down in history_

    • @emcasey5738
      @emcasey5738 5 лет назад +27

      oh how the turntables

    • @seoul_soul7501
      @seoul_soul7501 5 лет назад +22

      oh how the turns have tabled

    • @fritz6428
      @fritz6428 5 лет назад

      Bayonet bowie knife

    • @DS-xy7bu
      @DS-xy7bu 5 лет назад +3

      You brought a knife gun to a gun knife fight

  • @pog5087
    @pog5087 4 года назад +20444

    Since I’m Living in 2020 I am no longer watching for entertainment I’m taking notes

  • @bamagaming3007
    @bamagaming3007 3 года назад +370

    just dig 3 blocks down and replace one above you, jeez

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 года назад +2

      Omg u right

    • @bamagaming3007
      @bamagaming3007 3 года назад +11

      @@augustswater7845 step 1: dig 4 sand. step 2: go into inventory and go to crafting. step 3: put all 4 sand in the crafting menu and make sandstone. step 4: dig 3 blocks down and place the sandstone above you. checkmate

    • @ninanicolenatividad7337
      @ninanicolenatividad7337 3 года назад +1

      Funniest thing to see so far

    • @Gollybone
      @Gollybone 3 года назад +3

      *Keep holding shift

    • @crcker3841
      @crcker3841 3 года назад +1

      @Cole torch not necessary

  • @bailaabrams3897
    @bailaabrams3897 4 года назад +1950

    I find it funny that they wouldn't go in a dumpster just because there's a dead body in it if my life was on the line I'd go under the trash and leave the body on top as a decoy its gross but ill survive

    • @turbulator9000
      @turbulator9000 4 года назад +86

      What if they have dumpster fires

    • @bailaabrams3897
      @bailaabrams3897 4 года назад +183

      @@turbulator9000 to be honest that never occurred to me you win some you lose some I guess

    • @_Https.maddie
      @_Https.maddie 4 года назад +21

      I’d have a gun

    • @2BinNYC
      @2BinNYC 4 года назад +74

      “The fire’s shooting at us!”- Nard Dog

    • @goatedtoe963
      @goatedtoe963 3 года назад +25

      Kill or be killed a wise quote from idk

  • @annaunverhaun4943
    @annaunverhaun4943 4 года назад +1377

    Imagine the day after the purge tho
    "so you killed my brother yesterday"
    "ye, sry bout that"
    "ok, well this is awkward"

    • @HelloImEnt
      @HelloImEnt 4 года назад +44

      “You killed my father prepare to d-“
      “Nope, I don’t think so, purge was yesterday, shouldn’t have filed your taxes idiot”

    • @gregorypoindexter6673
      @gregorypoindexter6673 4 года назад +3

      Hey uh sory I stole ur robux last night!!!!! Oh!!

    • @gregorypoindexter6673
      @gregorypoindexter6673 4 года назад +1

      @the realistically speaking hey u know where scp tato at?

    • @KhalessTheTherapist
      @KhalessTheTherapist 4 года назад

      Your profile picture is cursed

  • @typingnoises
    @typingnoises 3 года назад +1513

    “its so accurate its boring” is the scariest and funniest line ive ever heard

    • @-ZH
      @-ZH 3 года назад +16

      @@royhammel5205
      The original comment was 4 months ago but I’m game.
      How will each advice get you killed?

    • @joelarun5057
      @joelarun5057 3 года назад +13

      @@-ZH the boat one would cause you to be stuck in traffic as he said to drive to the lake a couple hours before the purge. I'm guessing the forest one would be dangerous because of the threat of wild animals, which the narrator admits can kill u. The dumpster one again has its flaws because of its high risk, anyone could just open the dumpster if they bothered to check. The tax return is clever but it's only possible assuming you already have other defenses set up. Still, the guy did admit that these solutions have their flaws, but they are still better than other solutions shown in the movies.

    • @-ZH
      @-ZH 3 года назад +4

      @@royhammel5205 cheers to you for writing this comment that very few people will ever read. Mad respect.

  • @MCR-ye6nb
    @MCR-ye6nb 3 года назад +832

    The second they would say the purge would be a real thing I'm just moving out of the country permanently

    • @goaway1148
      @goaway1148 3 года назад +108

      I know right, there are so many movies where the mc's problems could be solved by just getting outta America but it's like they don't even know there are other countries

    • @veganlasagna325
      @veganlasagna325 3 года назад +30

      There are a lot of people without passports or are too poor to even move to Canada.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 года назад +40

      @@veganlasagna325 I mean anyone in the middle or upper class can afford to move and that’s a significant portion of the population. It’s not everyone, but it’s properly like half of the population of America.

    • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
      @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 3 года назад +8

      Go Away well in the last purge movie (and latest as I'm writing this comment) I saw they did do that but instead they went to Mexico

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 года назад +4

      @@rachelcookie321
      And even still there’s illegal immigration
      Depends how fast you can run away from the Canucks

  • @c3po_bby796
    @c3po_bby796 5 лет назад +5545

    How to beat the purge:
    Dig 6 blocks down
    Put 3-4 blocks of dirt above you
    Make sure to crouch when in hole
    Wait 12 hours

    • @wolfboy2406
      @wolfboy2406 5 лет назад +289

      What if your pinky gets tired

    • @jaspertammesoo4690
      @jaspertammesoo4690 5 лет назад +213

      @@wolfboy2406 A simple rock should do the job

    • @lucasliam8238
      @lucasliam8238 5 лет назад +103

      If you use water you can get into a one by one by one block.

    • @whoa220
      @whoa220 5 лет назад +32

      But what if dig dug came?

    • @c3po_bby796
      @c3po_bby796 5 лет назад +22

      why did this get so many likes

  • @trinitymyers403
    @trinitymyers403 4 года назад +2785

    Everyone: "Dont bring a knife to a gun fight"
    Me: *laughs in knife gun*

  • @lenathefirst_4574
    @lenathefirst_4574 3 года назад +1685

    Imagine just being some guy doing your taxes in a dumpster for twelve hours

    • @thomasomahony5973
      @thomasomahony5973 3 года назад +20

      king of the comments right here XD

    • @PTS156
      @PTS156 3 года назад +36

      Lmfao huddled in a little ceasers dumpster clutching a handgun, a flashlight, a calculator, and a tax form as pandemonium unfolds around you.

    • @imaginethat1331
      @imaginethat1331 3 года назад +15

      @@PTS156 living the dream

    • @PTS156
      @PTS156 3 года назад +14

      @@imaginethat1331 the American dream.🥲

    • @mentalinsane717
      @mentalinsane717 3 года назад +9

      Is that not how you do your taxes?

  • @angelofdusk13
    @angelofdusk13 2 года назад +47

    I've only seen the 1st and 3rd. The 1st was, you know, what it is. I actually really liked the 3rd because we got to see more of the infrastructure--like the EMTs driving around in an armored van to help the injured and the unspoken rule that you do NOT attack them. The underground safe spaces for the homeless and vulnerable, led by the veteran from the first movie. And that call from the wife who shot her husband--she kept repeating, "They said I'd feel better," but she DIDN'T, she regretted it as soon as she shot him. I think that little scene illustrates how the Purge affects average citizens who AREN'T sociopaths, who bought into the government's lies.

  • @EN-id9xz
    @EN-id9xz 4 года назад +1692

    "What crime are you committing on the purge?"
    "tax fraud"
    "fair enough"

    • @bella-xt8yl
      @bella-xt8yl 4 года назад +17

      "FAIR ENUF." if you get the reference ily.

    • @pizzadog7575
      @pizzadog7575 4 года назад +12

      "What crime are you committing?"
      I'm gonna classify Paimon as a not emergency food
      "Dude! Calm the hell down"

    • @daniela-ql5mf
      @daniela-ql5mf 4 года назад +8

      trump: wait tax fraud is illegal-

    • @tgc5663
      @tgc5663 4 года назад +3

      Dan - People knowing that everything is legal for the next 12 hours:
      Oh no!
      Anyway..

    • @robbiny446
      @robbiny446 4 года назад

      I would kill myself because I'm scared to die but if I kill myself Noone will kill me. Or I would pray so much until I become a scary nun

  • @lyraselena6517
    @lyraselena6517 5 лет назад +2036

    He went OFF about those ice road truckers

    • @oop7797
      @oop7797 5 лет назад +42

      hilarious XD but he does have a good point

    • @jeem1423
      @jeem1423 5 лет назад +24

      Bruh snapped

    • @RJ-sf1eq
      @RJ-sf1eq 5 лет назад +6

      K but that pROFILE PIC SIS

    • @ruby9473
      @ruby9473 5 лет назад +1

      your profile picture already says it XD

    • @lyraselena6517
      @lyraselena6517 5 лет назад

      Beauty the Gamer HA!

  • @gfcmoto4843
    @gfcmoto4843 5 лет назад +1652

    Purge: *exists*
    Yoshi: "Time to commit tax fraud."

    • @samoansilverback411
      @samoansilverback411 5 лет назад +26

      Too bad fat Yoshis ass claps alert the irs

    • @Its_Jimmy_Time
      @Its_Jimmy_Time 5 лет назад +12

      This deserves to be pinned

    • @Skald99
      @Skald99 5 лет назад +3

      Eyy seth

    • @imsim7436
      @imsim7436 5 лет назад +4

      "Fetishes" joined the chat

    • @theregularterrarian3933
      @theregularterrarian3933 5 лет назад

      Police: 'Catches Yoshi on the night of the Purge'
      Yoshi: It's the Purge lol
      Police: ...SHIT.

  • @canyonkidsyt2113
    @canyonkidsyt2113 3 года назад +301

    Murderer: opens dumpster
    Me chilling in it doing my taxes:
    👁👄👁

    • @Prokerboss
      @Prokerboss 3 года назад +24

      “Yes, I have 4902 children”

  • @Danielzoz
    @Danielzoz 5 лет назад +2192

    they would just add a rule "faking taxes still illegal" next year

    • @perimaster8016
      @perimaster8016 5 лет назад +159

      Or they would just move the day of the purge the next year to one that isn't where taxes can be done...

    • @chabisaplateau3068
      @chabisaplateau3068 5 лет назад +30

      Or move the purge to outside of the tax window

    • @Jacrispy223
      @Jacrispy223 5 лет назад +4

      The day just wouldn't be during tax season duh

    • @Emmareid9
      @Emmareid9 5 лет назад +20

      but then they would be lying as they said ALL crime is legal

    • @broken8505
      @broken8505 5 лет назад +35

      @@Emmareid9 But what's illegal is having weapons over the category 4 weapon range and killing Government officials with the ranking of 10. They decide the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @pinkbvnny4295
    @pinkbvnny4295 4 года назад +1909

    “all crime is legal”
    *turns off restricted mode on school computer*

  • @ditzyrose700
    @ditzyrose700 5 лет назад +777

    As for many rural areas, there's nothing stopping you from, say, secretly digging a hole in the middle of a field or in a tree line and creating a camouflaged cover to go over it. It's dirt cheap, easy to make, and finding you would be like finding a needle in a 10-acre hay stack. Hunker down with some blankets and hot hands and you're golden.

    • @brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916
      @brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916 5 лет назад +69

      Or you could just hide in a hay stack, no one would think of looking there

    • @Ayelis
      @Ayelis 5 лет назад +36

      I mean, there's always thermal goggles... Gonna have to dig deep.

    • @brotsky0
      @brotsky0 5 лет назад +53

      not only the rural area i think the dumpster idea can go much deeper like making your own fake dumpster with a area for you to stay confortable with some food and water and a mount that separates you from the thrash while inside the dumpster. (not sure if it made sense for you guys english is not my first language but its just a dumpster that has two levels, like a building, on the bottom one you stay with your food and water and maybe a blanket and the top one is just filled with thrash to hide you)

    • @swannlake6586
      @swannlake6586 5 лет назад +9

      Ditzy Rose that is really smart and a good idea

    • @irispark5561
      @irispark5561 5 лет назад +15

      Dude dirt’s hella expensive
      But this is a good one

  • @mayyuki2695
    @mayyuki2695 3 года назад +43

    I love how you add the “we will be back after these short messages” and then the ads come on. Dude what genius.

  • @darkangelgirl3318
    @darkangelgirl3318 5 лет назад +784

    I suggest buying a huge piece of property that's nothing but forest out in the middle of no where and building a secret underground bunker in the middle of it and lie on your taxes during the 12 hours.

  • @exterminater267
    @exterminater267 5 лет назад +987

    How to beat the Purge:
    1: Set to Peaceful mode/Creative mode.
    2: All the "hostile" mobs will de-spawn if you're far enough away, and wont be able to attack you the entire time.

    • @matgart5237
      @matgart5237 5 лет назад +9

      best one so far

    • @boingboing8338
      @boingboing8338 5 лет назад +8

      peaceful mode and creative mode is not the same thing you know and if you set it to peaceful mode every hostile mob instantly despawns

    • @boingboing8338
      @boingboing8338 5 лет назад

      @Thomas Crawford or /fill coordinates of both sides of the city tnt

    • @sgt_noah8288
      @sgt_noah8288 5 лет назад

      Or hack

    • @Mari_Intothestaircase
      @Mari_Intothestaircase 5 лет назад +1

      Then I'll ban people whom swore in my Christian house.

  • @ryannixon4138
    @ryannixon4138 5 лет назад +677

    "What'd you do during the purge?"
    "Did my taxes."
    "Wuss."

    • @reubenhunter6152
      @reubenhunter6152 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah but I frauded them. So loook who's laughing now?

  • @natenolan8616
    @natenolan8616 3 года назад +141

    "especially murder"
    How can a crime be *especially* legal?

    • @goaway1148
      @goaway1148 3 года назад +38

      If the police sees you do it they'll cheer you on

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 3 года назад +7

      They actively encourage it

  • @PerfecltyxImperfect
    @PerfecltyxImperfect 5 лет назад +648

    Me: *leaves for a two week holiday during the purge*
    Me: *arrives back & finds out they moved purge night to tonight*

    • @Lucas_Policiano_Monerat
      @Lucas_Policiano_Monerat 4 года назад +26

      You came back and find out that your house was burned to the ground in a fire in your neighborhood. Hahaha that would be complicated

    • @PerfecltyxImperfect
      @PerfecltyxImperfect 4 года назад +5

      командир Кронос I didn’t even think about that 😂 what a scenario!

    • @weekndxo3680
      @weekndxo3680 4 года назад +1

      U r pretty as fuck

    • @PerfecltyxImperfect
      @PerfecltyxImperfect 4 года назад

      Weeknd XO haha thanks 😂

    • @PerfecltyxImperfect
      @PerfecltyxImperfect 4 года назад

      J star right 😅

  • @soliseoi
    @soliseoi 4 года назад +1825

    “All crime is legal”
    Me on my way to the store to steal all the hello kitty bandaids 😼🤙

    • @StonysBox
      @StonysBox 4 года назад +68

      You monster

    • @CurryChickenAndPotatoes
      @CurryChickenAndPotatoes 4 года назад +38

      OH HELL YEA

    • @orrbitaal
      @orrbitaal 4 года назад +46

      Me on my way to get the water balloons I never got as a child

    • @Chloe-uj8qu
      @Chloe-uj8qu 4 года назад +24

      @@orrbitaal yeah the ones that you just turn on the hose and they pop oh and the slushy cups

    • @patrikpatriksson
      @patrikpatriksson 4 года назад +14

      Me: Waiting outside the store that sells hello kitty bandaids in order to kidnap, rape and murder :)

  • @buu700
    @buu700 4 года назад +810

    "All crime is legal"
    Walks into a Walmart with Target shopping cart

    • @ladyhaha7548
      @ladyhaha7548 4 года назад +42

      *all crimes are legal except this one*

    • @TotallyNotNoa
      @TotallyNotNoa 4 года назад +9

      You sick hell spawn!

    • @seekingeudaimonia6884
      @seekingeudaimonia6884 4 года назад +4

      Two words: wheel lock.
      But have fun being murdered while pushing a cart that has wheel lock.

    • @caveman3086
      @caveman3086 4 года назад +1

      Okay, Obama, stop this man.

    • @phil_aziraphale
      @phil_aziraphale 4 года назад

      YAS!

  • @alexishampton3943
    @alexishampton3943 3 года назад +51

    My ass would take myself to the middle of some woods I know relatively well, and find a blind in a tree with no lights. And then I would just sit there with my gun and prey.

    • @sidecharacter7165
      @sidecharacter7165 3 года назад +5

      So you plan to look for and prey upon people with tarps? Clever.

  • @dungzlatt
    @dungzlatt 4 года назад +1703

    imagine all 8 million views relying on this advice so the purge just turns into a full on sea/forest battle

    • @pawellukas8202
      @pawellukas8202 4 года назад +11

      Hahahaha

    • @trishchavez4894
      @trishchavez4894 4 года назад +21

      I swear if I see katniss everdeen in The Forest I'm dead!

    • @theorangecube3208
      @theorangecube3208 4 года назад +19

      Or everyone commits tax fraud

    • @buddyboi7007
      @buddyboi7007 4 года назад +1

      @R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself OML

    • @Hugofoxli
      @Hugofoxli 4 года назад +3

      Laughes in Navy Canon fire*

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 5 лет назад +7146

    Small brain: Murder during the purge
    Big brain: Robbery during the purge
    Universe brain: Doing you taxes during the Purge

    • @stephenbarany3736
      @stephenbarany3736 5 лет назад +88

      Gandhi the Terrible that’s a very Universe idea

    • @younggnome
      @younggnome 5 лет назад +12

      Gandhi the Terrible

    • @smugone3330
      @smugone3330 5 лет назад +206

      Infinite brain: littering during the purge

    • @vby4881
      @vby4881 5 лет назад +140

      Infinite Brain: Underage Drinking

    • @TheBoxingNinja
      @TheBoxingNinja 5 лет назад +5

      @@smugone3330 lol.

  • @Snow100K
    @Snow100K 4 года назад +1154

    All crime is legal
    Me commits tax fraud:
    Government: outstanding move

    • @Person-qj1mg
      @Person-qj1mg 4 года назад +23

      @gamer fish then you dont have to pay taxes, so win-win in my book

    • @Ism0Lait3la
      @Ism0Lait3la 4 года назад +3

      And blow up all government buildings, yay

  • @bird1361
    @bird1361 3 года назад +54

    The rage felt by this man to ice road truckers is real.

  • @stahppls2293
    @stahppls2293 3 года назад +1883

    They should make a Purge movie of someone trying to travel out of the US to avoid it but gettings tuck in an airport Purge

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 года назад +232

      That would be the most realistic thing and even better since it's somewhat relatable lol

    • @kimberlycarlisle3066
      @kimberlycarlisle3066 3 года назад +15

      An attack on an airport isn't remotely believable. An airport terminal is one of the safest places you could be. People don't even have so much as a nail clipper.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 года назад +168

      @@kimberlycarlisle3066 there is nothing stopping people from going into the terminal with guns during purging hours. Im assuming there's at least a couple people that want to go wreck an airport.

    • @cinnamiiintt
      @cinnamiiintt 3 года назад +75

      @@kimberlycarlisle3066 well since it’s the purge and everything is legal people don’t give a fuck about bringing weapons inside

    • @mrpeanut1381
      @mrpeanut1381 3 года назад +1

      Stuck

  • @LeynaraLarwenarenel
    @LeynaraLarwenarenel 5 лет назад +986

    "Purge day? Oh you mean taxes in a submarine day."

    • @DoggoDoesStuff1
      @DoggoDoesStuff1 5 лет назад +40

      Since all crime would be legal just steal a federal submarine and do your taxes from the bottom of the ocean, you're a genius Savannah.

    • @LeynaraLarwenarenel
      @LeynaraLarwenarenel 5 лет назад +2

      @@DoggoDoesStuff1 Thanks xD

  • @jacopoabbruscato9271
    @jacopoabbruscato9271 5 лет назад +619

    Normal people: killing spree during the purge
    Me, an intellectual: Tax dodge during the purge

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 5 лет назад +23

      I think normal people whould actually fuck on the streets, maybe illegaly party and steal stuff from stores and such.

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 лет назад +3

      I would totally rob a store or something

    • @slyer_478
      @slyer_478 5 лет назад

      Nice 420 likez

    • @TheSpaceman89
      @TheSpaceman89 5 лет назад +1

      @@spookyho5994 exactly, do something like try and rob a bank or an atm

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 5 лет назад

      I would *keheke* yell after 11 pm.

  • @cb5484
    @cb5484 3 года назад +41

    Likely more people will be interested in financial crimes than murder. The main danger would be someone robbing you and taking your stuff.

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 2 года назад +2

      Invest in a big sign above your door saying "OLD JUNK INSIDE. DO YOUR TAXES INSTEAD, GET NEW SHIT. Remember, all crime is legal right now. :)" Might not work, but if it does, the cost of construction paper and markers could save your computer.

  • @iwasted3namechangeshelp452
    @iwasted3namechangeshelp452 5 лет назад +947

    Everyone: *Murdering Each Other on the Purge*
    Me: *Not agreeing to the Terms of Use in everything*

    • @Metal.combat
      @Metal.combat 5 лет назад +10

      Lzio its not a crime to not agree to the terms🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @tisiphone9217
      @tisiphone9217 5 лет назад +6

      Lzio r/madlads

    • @VereeNine
      @VereeNine 5 лет назад +11

      @@Metal.combat r/wooooosh

    • @mollybean461
      @mollybean461 5 лет назад

      Lzio dude same

    •  5 лет назад +5

      It won’t let you proceed if you don’t, though.

  • @calebsmith1548
    @calebsmith1548 5 лет назад +835

    So... my family chilling in a boat in Lake Erie while one of us holds a rifle while another one files taxes

    • @samirali4392
      @samirali4392 5 лет назад +108

      Thanks for letting us know which lake you'll be at.

    • @somedude5819
      @somedude5819 5 лет назад +60

      @@samirali4392 Lake Eerie is massive, good luck finding them anyhow.

    • @samirali4392
      @samirali4392 5 лет назад +53

      @@somedude5819 If you join me I'll provide free sandwiches.

    • @anthonyguzman4742
      @anthonyguzman4742 5 лет назад +16

      Samir Ali what kind if sandwiches

    • @jackmaillard5046
      @jackmaillard5046 5 лет назад +17

      Anthony Guzman sandwich’s are sandwich’s I’m coming

  • @biobuilder4366
    @biobuilder4366 5 лет назад +672

    Purge starts
    People are being murdered
    Me:guess I'll do my taxes.

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I mean, I don’t really know what I’d do. There aren’t any crimes I genuinely desire to commit, nor people who I wish to kill/think deserve killing. I also have no desire to go and save people so I probably _would_ do something mundane, like taxes.

    • @thespacedisland5746
      @thespacedisland5746 5 лет назад

      @@redjive_industries3760 you can steal a lot of stuff. I'm pretty sure in real life there would be a way more thefts and arsons than murders

  • @trent800
    @trent800 3 года назад +86

    I would go on a week long hiking trip in the mountains
    Good luck to anyone trying to reach me tens of kilometers through extremely thick forests and steep mountains

    • @jamescrawley5994
      @jamescrawley5994 3 года назад +11

      And they can't track you back to your car because your days away
      That's the smartest idea yet

    • @christianjamesmiller8388
      @christianjamesmiller8388 3 года назад +2

      A load of these ideas are defeated by helicopters

    • @tardigrade8019
      @tardigrade8019 3 года назад +15

      @@christianjamesmiller8388 I mean, not really? When people accidentaly go missing in the mountains they send multiple helicopters and teams of searchers, and they often takes days to find someone. AND thats with a person who wants to be found.
      Also, if a helicopter pilot REALLY wants to kill someone on purge night, their are probably easier options than flying a helicopter over mountain trails in the hopes of spotting someone who A) can hear the chopper, and B) Doesnt want you to see them.

    • @ReiChiquita567
      @ReiChiquita567 3 года назад +1

      @@christianjamesmiller8388 "thick forests" not even with animals is easy to find someone

  • @mepersonally6300
    @mepersonally6300 4 года назад +3416

    Purge: *ends*
    My teacher:"What are you doing at my house?the purge ended 2 minutes ago."
    Me af: "The bell does not dismiss you...
    *I do*

    • @scarlettpenney4683
      @scarlettpenney4683 4 года назад +136

      "Me asf"

    • @nyx0id
      @nyx0id 4 года назад +36

      Omg

    • @user-wk5vh5tk3q
      @user-wk5vh5tk3q 4 года назад +147

      How would they know if you killed someone after the purge ends anyway? Like, if nobody is around but you and the person you want to kill, who would know?

    • @Kaari007
      @Kaari007 4 года назад +9

      Mastroy Boliscar tell em😭

    • @II-hs3gl
      @II-hs3gl 4 года назад +10

      Brenden Baca if u watch the purge the series the second season u can understand how

  • @esiahjohnson1166
    @esiahjohnson1166 4 года назад +4243

    How to beat The Purge:
    Dig 3 blocks down and cover the top with dirt

    • @atvega308
      @atvega308 4 года назад +245

      You can never go wrong w the Minecraft style 😏

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 года назад +116

      I will use hacks to get 420 enchanted golden apples and a fully enchanted set of armor and bedrock so i get banned from the purge and i dont need to do the purge

    • @robloxtriothecommenter6639
      @robloxtriothecommenter6639 4 года назад +69

      Help i digged to lava

    • @Okguy1_Music
      @Okguy1_Music 4 года назад +10

      @Footer ` noclip my man

    • @yourmumisaneek
      @yourmumisaneek 4 года назад +81

      Don’t forget to crouch so they can’t see your name tag

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells 5 лет назад +2992

    The purge: exists
    Tax fraud: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @agentpuppy2271
    @agentpuppy2271 3 года назад +226

    The purge: "RELEASE THE BEAST!!"
    Furries: "Looks like its out time to shine....UwU"

    • @Actionnoodles
      @Actionnoodles 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭

    • @erronblack8266
      @erronblack8266 3 года назад +3

      People coming home after slaughtering a bunch of furries: "This years hunt was great, can't wait till next year"

    • @tardigrade8019
      @tardigrade8019 3 года назад +1

      this just made me think of what all the people into necrophilia and bestiality would do on their purge night
      thanks for that

  • @jackslade6327
    @jackslade6327 5 лет назад +2451

    Everyone: murders and kills
    Me: robbin the bank, Gucci store, apple store

    • @n4ssq42
      @n4ssq42 5 лет назад +19

      Michael Scott sameeeeee and im only 11 but I want new technology products

    • @heybro8441
      @heybro8441 5 лет назад +160

      Queen of Weirdness why did you feel the need to comment this 💀💀

    • @munchiemunch3136
      @munchiemunch3136 5 лет назад +13

      Hey Bro fr lmfao

    • @loloteehee1360
      @loloteehee1360 5 лет назад +2

      Lemme come too

    • @wugabriel3465
      @wugabriel3465 5 лет назад +15

      Exactly, why would you kill someone when you can just take stuff

  • @Deadlesssedg
    @Deadlesssedg 5 лет назад +1493

    The purge would be so awkward like your tryna kill your boss but fail and next day u have to go to work like nothing had ever happened
    EDIT:sorry if i copied from dan plan it was in my head and i couldn’t think of where it was from

    • @tomsdottir
      @tomsdottir 5 лет назад +76

      Like that hasn't happened to most of us already.

    • @sodaking6858
      @sodaking6858 5 лет назад +47

      True tho and the insane thing is you would have to carry on as normal because he couldn't fire you for a legal action done during the purge

    • @Deadlesssedg
      @Deadlesssedg 5 лет назад +22

      Soda King plus if he fires he might think u wanna kill him more

    • @dmsarentworking2458
      @dmsarentworking2458 5 лет назад +12

      Deadlesssedg 56 that’s why they use maskes

    • @tandmbros5877
      @tandmbros5877 5 лет назад +3

      Then what if you do you dont get paid and the buisness ceases to exist.

  • @ZappiRust
    @ZappiRust 5 лет назад +20934

    Doesnt that mean we can just raid area 51 legally?

    • @thatonekid1732
      @thatonekid1732 5 лет назад +3733

      Yeah but like....it's also legal for you to be gunned down before you step foot near it ://

    • @yourlocaltoad5102
      @yourlocaltoad5102 5 лет назад +897

      Nah, just that they can use drones to get rid of all the naruto runners legally

    • @ArturoCena-vi8bc
      @ArturoCena-vi8bc 5 лет назад +512

      No the government is still operational so they would have a even greater chance of killing you

    • @giornogiovanna397
      @giornogiovanna397 5 лет назад +54

      Zappi OHMYGODYOUREGENIUS

    • @psychosalad6653
      @psychosalad6653 5 лет назад +114

      That One Kid they already have authority to kill you if you trespass

  • @haleyautumn873
    @haleyautumn873 3 года назад +84

    ‘Actually don’t go to Hawaii they’re purging there’ 😂 *casually forgets Hawaii is apart of America.*

    • @Prokerboss
      @Prokerboss 3 года назад +3

      America owns Hawaii...

  • @andread9807
    @andread9807 5 лет назад +2606

    *Some poor lady giving birth on the purge day.*

    • @Risingofthephoenix
      @Risingofthephoenix 5 лет назад +322

      Hey at least she can have that extreme late term abortion she probably wanted

    • @luccaburaglia9094
      @luccaburaglia9094 5 лет назад +218

      Spawn kill

    • @Risingofthephoenix
      @Risingofthephoenix 5 лет назад +16

      @Lachs geräuchert kind of like this movie yea 😲

    • @lukeruffolo641
      @lukeruffolo641 5 лет назад +5

      Lucca Buraglia 💀💀

    • @lukeruffolo641
      @lukeruffolo641 5 лет назад +34

      just don’t have a baby around 9 months before the purge

  • @yoyo5158
    @yoyo5158 4 года назад +1739

    How to Survive for dummies :
    1. Take some red liquid and put it on your forehead
    2. Jump into the nearest Dumpster
    3. Play the dead
    (4). Bring a freaking knife in case if someone try to kill you, either, you will have the surprise advantage and the knife won’t do any sound, and can still throw it
    5. *Profit*

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 4 года назад +183

      Necrophile finds you....

    • @michaelbarren1814
      @michaelbarren1814 4 года назад +107

      WHO WANTS TO START A DUMPSTER FIRE??

    • @estephanievelasquez9640
      @estephanievelasquez9640 4 года назад +63

      That's genius dude! we could add to it, if someone opens your dumpster, and maybe kinda checks who you are, then finds you "dead" and keeps passing by, you shouldn't do the same next year.

    • @dc9067
      @dc9067 4 года назад +32

      @@estephanievelasquez9640 you can just wear a wig and a completely different outfit each year

    • @dc9067
      @dc9067 4 года назад +8

      @@TheLiamis well at least you can go down with one last great time

  • @jazzyflower9286
    @jazzyflower9286 5 лет назад +1957

    How to survive the Purge:
    Be the main character

  • @GalaGrinsArt
    @GalaGrinsArt 3 года назад +11

    Honestly with the idea of going into the woods, you could climb a tree and tie yourself to it high up and just wear a leafy camo suit, the kind with the physically textured surface that breaks apart a human silhouette. General scent maskers and the like recommended as the purge would probably cause people to train hunting dogs for this specific purpose. For transportation, you could save up and get an ATV to drive out into the middle of the forest and just cover that thing with a camo net.

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion Год назад +1

      You could literally be the Call of Duty camper

  • @poosy7926
    @poosy7926 5 лет назад +424

    imagine having to clean everything up the day after, and you see your cousins decapitated head stuck on your neighbors fence

    • @angelinachan
      @angelinachan 5 лет назад +33

      "Aw come on... I actually sort of liked cousin Matt! OMG. So grateful Ella is dead like I couldn't even with her sense of fashion." *peels head off of fence

    • @angelinachan
      @angelinachan 5 лет назад

      lerexia yup lol

    • @akuvillejaakkola9491
      @akuvillejaakkola9491 5 лет назад

      I would love to see that!

    • @victoryarn4381
      @victoryarn4381 5 лет назад +14

      Imagine that someone tries to kill you on Purge night and then you meet them next day at the grocery store

    • @h7672
      @h7672 5 лет назад +1

      ew that’s so fucked up

  • @pvtwade7057
    @pvtwade7057 5 лет назад +1058

    Knife guns: putting a new spin on bringing a knife to a gun fight since 1999

    • @march7295
      @march7295 5 лет назад +12

      bongo cat never bring a knife gun to a gun knife fight

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 5 лет назад +2

      Isn't that technically a bayonet on a rifle?

    • @yourmumdoesvlogs9998
      @yourmumdoesvlogs9998 5 лет назад +5

      Mark L r/wooosh

    • @innacrisis6991
      @innacrisis6991 5 лет назад +5

      @@markl4159 technically, the bayonet _is_ the rifle

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 5 лет назад

      @@innacrisis6991 ik I didn't watch the full video lol

  • @ericahb.1445
    @ericahb.1445 4 года назад +647

    Another way to survive the purge would be the "Kevin McCallister's strategy" : deadly traps all over your house on a budget

  • @BL4Z3_55
    @BL4Z3_55 3 года назад +51

    I live 2 cities away from the Mexican border, and am Mexican myself. Since I have a lot of relatives in Mexico, I can easily just spend the night at one of my relatives house in Mexico, where purge isn't a thing. Easy

    • @EnabIing
      @EnabIing 3 года назад +1

      Wouldn’t the borders to both Canada and Mexico be packed though?

    • @BL4Z3_55
      @BL4Z3_55 3 года назад

      @@EnabIing that's why i would leave like a day earlier

    • @EnabIing
      @EnabIing 3 года назад +3

      @@BL4Z3_55 maybe a week in advance

    • @BL4Z3_55
      @BL4Z3_55 3 года назад +5

      @@EnabIing true just to be safe

    • @Whitneypyant
      @Whitneypyant Год назад

      I live 30-40 minutes away from Windsor in Canada. I live in Michigan I can cross the bridge or the tunnel to get into Canada. I can either go to Windsor which takes 30-40 minutes or go to Toronto which is about 4 hours by car. I would leave like 3 days before.

  • @reignadams6692
    @reignadams6692 5 лет назад +3426

    Imagine your birthday being on the purge

    • @smuvraccoon3078
      @smuvraccoon3078 5 лет назад +728

      Happy death day

    • @hermionegranger9965
      @hermionegranger9965 5 лет назад +566

      It would mean ur poor mother was giving birth the day of the Purge... OUCH 😓😓😫😫

    • @ianjohnson3840
      @ianjohnson3840 5 лет назад +39

      March 21st haha

    • @ianjohnson3840
      @ianjohnson3840 5 лет назад +69

      @@hermionegranger9965 maybe not when was the first purge

    • @paintbox3011
      @paintbox3011 5 лет назад +34

      Damn you're profile pic

  • @catheysue4766
    @catheysue4766 5 лет назад +2191

    *Calmly filing false taxes*
    *Someone walks in*
    “Hey, before you brutally murder me, you gotta hear me out”
    *Calmly files false taxes with the man who tried to kill me*

    • @oop7797
      @oop7797 5 лет назад +104

      both finish taxes
      both of them look at each other
      guy 1: "soo uuuuhhhhhhhh now what?*"
      guy 2: pulls out gun
      guy 1: ..........................

    • @octahoney3077
      @octahoney3077 5 лет назад +59

      Cat Hey sue *talking to the man about to kill me * yo we can stop the purge from filing out these taxes and you don’t have to spend money !
      *both file out the taxes and become best buds and do it every year and don’t murder anyone and then the purge is gone forever from getting other people to do the same *

    • @avocato1180
      @avocato1180 5 лет назад +7

      @@oop7797 Mortal kombat

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 лет назад +4

      That's how it starts. Then they just keep spreading the word about the tax returns and it ends the purge.

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 5 лет назад +4

      Yo before you blow my brain out, come check this out.

  • @happilyignorant
    @happilyignorant 4 года назад +577

    "So what did you do during the purge?"
    "I committed tax fraud"
    "YOU MONSTER!!!"

    • @UltraGamer9999999999
      @UltraGamer9999999999 4 года назад +2

      When the purge is over the IRS will be hot on your a$$

    • @nopenope261
      @nopenope261 4 года назад +1

      The IRS would still kill you

  • @mariasato2884
    @mariasato2884 3 года назад +22

    I wasn’t expecting to learn so much about the waterways of the USA in this video

  • @fungi8458
    @fungi8458 4 года назад +1328

    "find out after these messages!"
    *ad plays*
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @caughtin144p7
      @caughtin144p7 4 года назад +67

      This guy is the only person I have seen tell you when an ad will pop up

    • @cupotea4283
      @cupotea4283 4 года назад +11

      I dont have ads, I got premium

    • @aloenix
      @aloenix 4 года назад +3

      GeneralGeorgeThe1st an add didn’t pop up for me actually and I don’t have premium

    • @fungi8458
      @fungi8458 4 года назад +9

      @@cupotea4283 a n d?

    • @fungi8458
      @fungi8458 4 года назад +8

      @@aloenix a n d?

  • @John-ml1no
    @John-ml1no 4 года назад +2799

    I bet if the purge was today people would grab all the toilet paper.

    • @DawnOnDopamine
      @DawnOnDopamine 4 года назад +6

      I would as well Rob a closed GameStop. Since who the fuck would go to a store that's not a need to most and as well, well CLOSED.

    • @earwaxyum
      @earwaxyum 4 года назад +3

      Them: LETS RAID MCDONALD'S

    • @adamf1156
      @adamf1156 4 года назад +1

      Ur pfp says it all

    • @ravioliravioli5937
      @ravioliravioli5937 4 года назад

      They do that anyways.

    • @unbearablysmug2437
      @unbearablysmug2437 4 года назад +1

      And hand sanitizer

  • @lefthandedbaker
    @lefthandedbaker 5 лет назад +951

    *Me:* Jumps in dumpster
    *5 other people in there*
    *Me:* lemme guess. Film Herald?

    • @subira8518
      @subira8518 5 лет назад +44

      Nah, just dumpsterdiving.

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 лет назад +64

      Them: yeah.
      Me: so... truce?
      Them: he’ll yeah, we stole some guns.
      Me + them: *creates dumpster fortress*

    • @subira8518
      @subira8518 5 лет назад +20

      Dumpster Fortress 2
      Dumpmen vs Purgies (MvM)
      Tho actually imagine something like this

    • @quesogalleta9916
      @quesogalleta9916 5 лет назад +3

      Me:oh yeah
      We're also doing our taxes but ya know

    • @nadiagerard5870
      @nadiagerard5870 5 лет назад +1

      Yep.

  • @LtW-Captaincolt
    @LtW-Captaincolt 3 года назад +27

    Actually there are classes of weapons
    Class four is: Rocket launchers, destructive devices, bombs (including nuclear weapons), flamethrowers, and grenade launchers
    Class 3: suppressors, short barreled rifles and shotguns
    Class 2: is a class 3 or 4 owned by someone who has the proper licensing
    Class 1: is regular shotguns, rifles, and handguns that meet regulatory standards under the NFA

    • @oltzu5206
      @oltzu5206 3 года назад

      What are class 5 then? Like chemical gas?

    • @LtW-Captaincolt
      @LtW-Captaincolt 3 года назад +2

      @@oltzu5206 there's only four classes that I know of but if I had to guess biological weapons like viruses and bacteria

    • @ReiChiquita567
      @ReiChiquita567 3 года назад

      How can someone even have a nuclear bomb?

    • @LtW-Captaincolt
      @LtW-Captaincolt 3 года назад +1

      @@ReiChiquita567 if you know what you're doing you can make anything, plus how do you think people make them for the government. Private industry

  • @fluff8152
    @fluff8152 4 года назад +975

    “All crime is legal”
    *Wears hoodie to school*

  • @oyaoyaoya1009
    @oyaoyaoya1009 5 лет назад +388

    Film Herald: dont purge
    Ice road truckers: has 11 seasons
    Film Herald: i must purge

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 лет назад +7

      *i must crusade*

    • @fullerjewson
      @fullerjewson 5 лет назад

      The the truckers are coming for and they will run over ye balls brother and ye tities sister

  • @jake-ls1qj
    @jake-ls1qj 3 года назад +2557

    "Class 4 weapons only" what are they going to do, arrest you

    • @kilik85011
      @kilik85011 3 года назад +438

      Interestingly enough, they answered this question during the 2nd season of The Purge TV series. And the answer is yes. They arrest you after, find you guilty, keep you in prison and kill you during next year's Purge.

    • @ingwio4239
      @ingwio4239 3 года назад +36

      @@kilik85011 thanks because i was thinking that to

    • @FormerRuling
      @FormerRuling 3 года назад +34

      @@kilik85011 what was the outlawed weapon? In the movies a guy has a van mounted minigun lol

    • @MDOG-kj5md
      @MDOG-kj5md 3 года назад +29

      @@FormerRuling nukes mabye

    • @koleprice349
      @koleprice349 3 года назад +77

      @@FormerRuling Way late but im pretty sure its just large explosives. Everything is fair game except for bombs and nukes. Even then smaller weaker bombs are acceptable just nothing that could idk wipe out a neighborhood.

  • @maruxx3229
    @maruxx3229 3 года назад +36

    I think that it would be a good choice to wear a diving suit while inthe boat. If someone does manage to blow your ship , you can scuba dive to aviod being killed.👍

    • @angryamber8711
      @angryamber8711 3 года назад +5

      Very good idea. If it comes down to it you can dive if someone were to get too close, and you’d be pretty much untouchable by firearms. The only way for someone to hurt you would be to catch and stab you within the water, or drop an explosive in your vicinity.
      However, with your flippers and wetsuit and all, you’d likely be much faster than them unless they had the same, and due to it being pitch black they probably wouldn’t even be able to see you. So you could stay underwater for a good while and swim away, and only surface when you absolutely have to.

  • @harmansinghsoni6091
    @harmansinghsoni6091 5 лет назад +800

    *When you watch the entire video even though you live in a different country*

    • @mythmakergwen
      @mythmakergwen 5 лет назад +5

      It is already The Purge in my country.

    • @jdubois1049
      @jdubois1049 5 лет назад +9

      You know this doesn't actually happen right🤣🤣🤣

    • @candrapota
      @candrapota 5 лет назад +1

      @@jdubois1049 No,Its actually happened in my country.

    • @m7mmdpro
      @m7mmdpro 5 лет назад +1

      @@candrapota where do you live?

    • @mnakama
      @mnakama 5 лет назад +3

      Candra Irawan ya where you live

  • @nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997
    @nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997 4 года назад +845

    Me, an idiot: Leave the country
    You, an intellectual: Do your taxes

    • @trueanimeforyou
      @trueanimeforyou 4 года назад +18

      Y not do both 😄

    • @raccoon5046
      @raccoon5046 4 года назад +4

      What taxes? Just commit tax aviation

    • @miitoe9352
      @miitoe9352 4 года назад +2

      @@raccoon5046 ah yes tax aviation

    • @cool-mb7fy
      @cool-mb7fy 4 года назад +1

      Glorious T-34-85 we all love tax avation

    • @SelfAwareSaga
      @SelfAwareSaga 4 года назад

      Glorious T-34-85 oh like the 1%

  • @lazyybunnyy
    @lazyybunnyy 5 лет назад +886

    lmaoo just close your eyes
    If i can't see them, they can't see me

    • @javier3185
      @javier3185 5 лет назад +33

      MoonLight, That’s some next level thinking.

    • @sabi_sue
      @sabi_sue 5 лет назад +24

      What if we used 100% of our brain
      t h i s c o m m e n t

    • @man_like_forg1121
      @man_like_forg1121 5 лет назад +9

      That saved my life thank you

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 5 лет назад +4

      Yo I’m trying this if the purge ever happens

    • @maii2759
      @maii2759 5 лет назад +3

      Made it 300

  • @mollygrace3068
    @mollygrace3068 3 года назад +8

    Awesome video, great ideas. Two notes. 1. You’re right about how crowded it would be to travel out of the country two (or more) weeks before the purge, but you didn’t include how incredibly hard it would be for anyone to get time off from work before purge. Christmas x1000. Also the price you quote wouldn’t stay like that. There would be astronomical price hikes for any travel outside of the country for weeks before the purge. So it would truly only be the absolute richest and most privileged who could go. 2. The tax thing is really smart, except every tax return completed on the day of the purge would be audited, no doubt. The false report wouldn’t be a crime, but that doesn’t mean they would have to honor anything written.

  • @killedbydane4156
    @killedbydane4156 4 года назад +1959

    You indeed missed something: leaving the country is easier than to go by plane. you can easily just walk into an embassy. Embassies are their nations ground per law so if you enter for example the german embassy and somehow manage to stay in there or at least on their ground, you are perfectly safe. as long as you are on german ground it would be illegal for some one to shoot you while you stand on this very ground.

    • @TheR00k
      @TheR00k 4 года назад +59

      Aside from ze Germans, you mean.

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ 4 года назад +110

      How many people would know or honor that though?

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ 4 года назад +236

      @Alexander Miller the understanding is that all laws are invalid in America. If you're at an embassy then you're technically not in America anymore.

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 4 года назад

      ever seen Argo?

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 4 года назад +100

      @Alexander Miller no, not all laws. just american laws. and american laws are inconsequential in a foreign embassy, despite being on our soil. so if you were to enter a german embassy you are under their law entirely until you walk back out the door.