The Pokémon that loves Hatsune Miku is 100% Farfetch’d. Bro’s got the leek and is ready to hit up a concert using it as a light stick and you can’t convince me otherwise.
But have you considered, Jigglypuff's entry number is the Miku number (39) but also Farfetch'd is an amazing choice and I think the idea of a non-music/noise pokemon being Miku's biggest fan is insane in a good way.
This is the wrongest, technically correct statement I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading. I have a California kingsnake, and I will never look at him the same way again.
like the thing is. there is plenty of art of anthrofied serperior, and there's a whole trope on tvtropes of snake anthros being sexy. but the fACT THAT HIS MIND IMMEDIATELY WENT THERE, OF ALL PLACES,
Every time Jaiden does stuff like this it's always fun to think about how Jaiden used to be the (camera)shy(?) storytime animator to "WHO CAN STOP 9/11"
she has always been unhinged, he just was shy, i remember her doing a colab before the face reveal where she reacted to various logan and jake paul videos when they were kids and on one Logan was walking on a field and the camera looked left and there was a forest and jaden said "oooh whats on that forest logan?".
Same with giratina for spiratombs lover 108 souls of the dead with the literally ruler of pokemon version of hell everyone of those souls has probably been there and probably would be into the devil.
@@eaglest0554I mean he was a racial supremacist for a while, so at best he's just kinda like "ehhh let the free market do its job, the best rise to the top"
The main problem with picking Mewtwo for the capitol riot is that he's already had to deal with Giovani. He wouldn't show up to give Trump power. If anything, he'd show up to pull a Magneto and flatten the entire building.
Idk any of them, but my God weegee was on fire with every answer. Like I looked bias with who I thought would win the point cause he was on a roll for most.
Spiritomb being bisexual and polyamorous just makes sense. With being made of 104 separate entities, statistically those aren't all gonna be into the same gender and aren't all gonna date the same person, so by definition the whole Spiritomb would inevitably be bisexual and polyamorous
So according to the lore, Whismur is bullied by their older sibling Loudred, who then evolves to become a Loudred themselves and becomes an obnoxious Disney adult and bully of other Whismur in the house, and then as Exploud they grow up to storm the capitol.
as much as I like this answer, I think buneary would be like that mean girl who is convinced that she's the cuter rabbit pokemon. she'd point out all of whismer's flaws, like how its eyes look weird, or how much shorter it is, or how gaudy its colors are... buneary would be awful to this lil guy. and especially because she knows she's gonna evolve pretty, and whismer is gonna evolve ugly... she'd throw that in whismer's face constantly, and give him anxiety about evolving, to the point where he doesn't for a really long time.
The pokemon that I could punt the farthest is Igglybuff. Because the pokedex states that once it starts bouncing it never stops bouncing. Therefore infinite distance.
I was gonna say jigglypuff is the obvious correct answer, but yours is slightly better. Dude's basically an inflated rubber ball. Thats gonna go waaaay further than any rock, lol
@@vitortakara7090 Oh, d'you mind getting me one then? It's not illegal for most governments to own one, but if you or me have one? We'll be visited by some rather angry people with a lot of guns.
Giwi : "To be fair, we don't know how many Pokémon we could milk, like Tauros we could probably milk." Everyone remembering that Tauros is 100% male : "Yeah, you could probably milk it..."
I spent way too long looking into this, and still don't have an answer on how they breed in the wild/haven't gone extinct like immediately (Miltank is not it's female counterpart) Would be cool if they offered up perhaps like a fossil pokemon which is supposed to be its counterpart to explain how it, y'know, exists
@@PJOZeushonestly besides ditto's existing and even then it's theorized by some that ditto were a failed attempt to clone mew. But they really should fix that so pokemon have a 50 chance of either being the same as the father or mother pokemon i stead of just mother.
@@TheGameMage_the thing is canonically pokemon don’t breed via sexual intercourse. Close proximity has Celebi bring an egg created by Arceus from the future. As fun as Poke-lewd can be it’s canonically not even remotely a thing. It’s glorified Stork. Pokemon hot and heavy is nuzzling faces.
Jaiden's facial expressions when Kidd explained his Bruxish answer absolutely sent me. Everyone was surprised and confused, but the way Jaiden's model kept going "🙁...🤨...😟...🧐???" as he elaborated was hilarious
During the Disney adult question, mega audino immediately came to mind. The singing theme, it’s millennial white color scheme, it’s obnoxious vibes, it gives off a mom that drives a mini van type of vibe.
Funny you say that about Espurr. According to it's Pokedex entry, it's ears are closed to hold back it's psychic powers. Because if it stops, it'll destroy everything in a 300ft radius. He's not a school attacker (don't want to get my comment deleted), he's s school nuke.
I thought of Absol or Feebas tbh, because the former seems like it'd be blamed for everything bad that happened due to it sensing disaster and that people think it causes them because it's present when they occur, or Feebas because it's somehow more of the "Ugly Duckling" Mon despite Ducklett and Swanna existing
@@jayzell3687 honestly, I feel like that would make people not want to bully absol. Because if I believed something caused disasters wherever it went, I'd want to be on it's good side.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311 see that's why it could go either way for me, like either Absol would be a kind person that was avoided due to bad perceptions? Or it'd be blamed every time anything went wrong, like "Of course our group project had the file end up corrupted, we got grouped with ABSOL!"
I'm surprised that no one said Buzzwole, the Pokémon that literally flexes at any given moment. It'd be the Pokémon to start a fight just to show off its muscles 🤣
Skeledirge imo closeted, his other two starter besties are out and proud, and he’s just taking his time realizing himself. Meowscarada and Quaquaval are very accepting and just waiting for him to realize, and absolutely would throw a coming out party for him when he does
Yeah gotta say this format and channel has a ton of potential and just seeing Jaiden host something like this is a good time itself. Wish you all the best with it!
Farfetch'd is actually based on a Japanese saying about a duck walking up to you with a leek, meaning things are coming together at the perfect time. So yeah, he is a walking meal.
crustle would poison the water supply. he'd get into the reservoir thinking it's a neat place to scuttle around doing crab stuff, but we don't know the chemical composition of the rock on its back, so it could be leeching all sorts of toxins into the water. several residents from the next town over end up poisoned before they figure it out.
for the closeted gay pokemon, I'm gonna say Tsareena. she gets a lot of male attention, so she doesn't feel like she can come out, but I think she truly likes other femme women. who would appreciate her eyeliner game more than other women? and I think her fierce demeanor is mostly put on... it's a defense mechanism. deep down, she gives me more socially shy vibes than a pokemon like, say, Salazal, who is 100% an out mean lesbian. but yeah, Tsareena seems like the kind of woman that other girls go to for advice about their boyfriends, and her advice is always "dump him" regardless of context because she cannot picture wanting to date a man. tbh, I think eventually, someday, Tsareena and Lopunny would get together. they just seem like they'd be happy with each other, and they share a struggle.
I feel like you could easily manipulate Groudon to storm the capital, all you'd have to do is be like ayo the oceans are rising and he would take that as the signal for another turf war
I feel that, for the "Which one would be at 1/6" question, yes, Mewtwo would be there, but he'd be there every year to be angry at everyone in DC. He's there by default.
Grovyle was my choice! He wouldn't start the fights but he's cool enough to piss off your average Denny's douchehat and he's definitely not gonna back down
I firmly believe Spiritomb is crushing very hard on Froslass. They literally spawn near each other on Glaseado Mountain. Bro is probably fiending and is not ever gonna get attention because he tries too hard
Wholeheartedly agree. Froslass knows they're great, an icon of japanese fashion style. Spiritomb? The nextdoor neighborhood boy with strange hobbies. Where is his style? Gone. He would be the type to crush on the popular girl, and fail because he might be too eager.
I only know Jaiden and Jacob (and only from Jaiden’s vods), but I already absolutely fucking love this crew, I expect to be subbed to most if not all of their channels within a few weeks.
I am surprised that for the capitol question no one said Gumshoos... also that transition from Cinnamon Toast Crunch to "Who would storm the Capitol?" is a wild ride And then we somehow top that with not only a r34 type question but then jump to 9/11?!
I'm glad I wasn't the only one surprised gumshoos wasn't chosen for that question honestly I figured it would be like the question with three people all picking primape for the Denny's question.
Because Trump is the type of guy that would never put in effort towards his own "causes" or whatever. He canonically didn't storm the capital, only got others to do it for him.
19:06 I mean, the best game in the franchise does revolve around a Grovyle that travels back in time to stop a tower from collapsing, that’s all I’m saying.
Why have we gotten Pokémon Snap: The Remake, two different Detective Pikachu remakes/sequels, a D/P remake with less features... and they closest they got to providing access to the Mystery Dungeon Series is a remake of the originals that just adds Megan and evos for Pokémon that got them in Gen 4? I'd love to just be able to play the originals off the Nintendo Store, even just time, let alone the 4 or 5 others after that are barely available to purchase, let alone without the hardware for each one.
It’s funny that everyone’s answers for the Hatsune Miku one are all Pokemon that were used in Project Voltage (which is the official collab between Miku and Pokemon for anyone who didn’t already know). Though I can’t believe no one said Farfetch’d!! The iconic leek bird! Bonus point to because fighting type Miku even has a Sirfetch’d. It’s the only pokemon line that was featured twice in the lineup. And yes I am counting the original promotional art that features Pikachu and Farfetch’d for this case.
I love the Golem story that was built up. When golem evolved from graveler, he wanted to try out his new move, self destruct. Addicted, he would keep self destructing and his self destruct turned into explosion as he grew older. He would often wish for a band of luscious hair like his younger brother, Alolan Golem. Alolan Golem was always seen to be superior than him. Golem's parents would see him as a downright failure, while the younger Alolan Golem to be much more successful than him. This stress along with nis addiction would lead him into accidentally killing a man in a hiking trip, forever burying any sort of achievement he would recieve.
I hate to say it, but Male Gardevoir HAS to be the most closeted gay in the Pokemon world. I mean, he had the option to turn into a Gallade, but went "Nah, I'm gonna intentionally make myself look like a female to attract dudes." Male Gardevoir is a gay little femboy, and we love him for it. You can't convince me otherwise.
Honestly, Igglybuff is the pokemon you can punt the farthest. It's super light, and according to its Pokedex entry, once it starts bouncing, it NEVER STOPS!
Fun fact magikarp are practically all bones and scales there's even an anime episode talking about this where team rocket is starving and fishing and fish up james' magikarp who they can't eat because of the aforementioned reasons this magikarp even eventually becomes a gyarados and attacks team rocket for trying to eat it
That was less that it attacked them for trying to eat it and more that it attacked them because James kicked it overboard for being useless. Honestly, I'm on Gyarados's side here, that was just uncalled for.
I think that's also the only pokemon cruelty he has done (to his own pokemon). Growlie loves him, Carnivine loves him, Cacnea, Chimecho, Inkay, Weezing, Victreebel and all the others as well. I
Personally, I believe Spiritomb would have a crush on togekiss. Now hear me out. Togekiss is one of the more lighthearted pokemon, and is on Cynthia’s team. Maybe they met a long time ago, and at first Spiritomb hated them because of their cheeriness but lately it makes them more happy, but because they are so different they couldn’t ever like each other so it is a love from afar situation.
Can't believe they are trying to slander MewTwo as if his, "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." quote is not one of the most transfriendly lines in pokemon, no way he's a republican
Mewtwo is a reactionary who's at least open-minded. Easily convinced of "some terrible people doing terrible things" like trying to steal the election, but at the same time, can see the proof later and be like "Oh, I see now that I have made a terrible mistake. I must leave now and go into exile for my misdeeds." Good heart, but strong emotions and not great initial judgements, as well as having trust issues.
Seeing Jaiden making political humour is really fun lol. It's the same vibe as seeing actors who used to play your fav characters in your childhood play roles in mature shows.
Jaiden in her “being not straight” video “Look I know I said we were all mature here but I’m still gonna dance around the vocabulary” Jaiden in 2023: “Alright my friends time to decide which pokemon you’d FUCK MARRY or KILL”
I love how BOLD these questions and answers are. A little risky in places, but I think the best humor can come from that if approached with care. I need more of these, this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on RUclips in a while.
"What Pokemon likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch?" Crustle. Well known fact that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares are cannibals. There was an entire ad campaign showcasing that. You know what else is a cannabal? A hermit crab. They'll eat their own kind no problem. Crustle will watch a commercial for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and feel seen as a cannabal, so he'll go out and buy a box and see the resemblence between the squares and his shell (don't ask why it took until now to notice) and be even more hooked, and now he's found a nice viable alternative to eating Dwebble.
Golems actual biggest regret was he saw all his brothers self destructing and his regret is that he didn’t. He became what he is instead going out on top.
the only crime Crustle would commit is Vandalism... Accidentally. Because burrowing around under buildings takes out foundations. Then he just turns around like "Oh shit was that me?!"
What better to stop the plane from hitting the building than the jet Pokémon himself, Latios? His speed will help him catch up to the plane and use its psychic powers to hold the plane back (or move the control stick to change the plane's direction) and stop it from hitting the building in the first place.
17:42 Okay this is a disaster, let me save it. "Image the HUGS from that thing! No better partner to relax on the couch with on a Friday when you're just a bit too overworked and just need to relax."
"What Pokémon would get into a fight in the Denny’s parking lot?" Easy, blaziken you’re literally going to Benny to eat his kind, won’t be happy about it.
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The thought of tynamo bringing aa pebble with goggle eyes to show and tell is just too cute
@@fernoagent8581 NO LITTLE GERMAN TOTODILE, DON'T EAT THAT AA PEBBLE, IT'S A BATTERY!! "ach mein arceus, vy does zis jaw breaker taste like pennies?!?"
2:50 Crabrawler. He’s ready for a fight 4:36 Machoke. 5:38 Nah, Oranguru would be an old queen 6:17 Alcremie, baby loves sugar, and cereal is up there 8:16 Gumshoos, he has similar hair to Donald Trump 9:21 Mewtwo started Q-Anon so humanity would destroy itself, and so pokemon could reign supreme 11:42 Meloetta, she seems like she would idolize Hatsune Miku. 13:50 Maushold, it’s literally a whole family, of course they’d be at Disney. 19:16 Mewtwo, they have psychic powers 22:02 chewing cigars, instead of smoking them 24:25 not filing his nails before scratching his ass 27:13 Gothitelle 31:45 Scraggy, cause they constantly pick fights, it’s what they do 35:24 Snom.
I was telling my wife about this video and all the questions, I got to “Which Pokémon could stop 9/11?” And she answered so confidently, “The right answer is Tinkaton” and I don’t remember when I have laughed so hard because she is right, it’s a good answer
21:00 hydreigon pokedex entry: This brutal Pokémon travels the skies on its six wings. Anything that moves seems like a foe to it, triggering its attack. he is canonically the pokemon who crushes airplanes, now the 9/11 incident has been eradicated and totally not been replaced by a new one.
24:21 _"What is Golem's biggest regret"_ Easy. Losing his 3rd and 4th arms. Having 4 arms is so convenient. He was jealous of Machoke, and his smooth muscles. He wanted to be a lizard like him. But he forgot what he had going for him. He was a rock with arms. He could have had 6 arms. Now he looks at Machamp and says "why oh why did I give up on 4 arms?"
20:59 I Object to the OBJECTION!!! While giwi chose Dialga, a gen 4 pokemon who wasn't around, she did state that she'd go BACK IN TIME with him to stop 9/11! So take that!
as someone obsessed with project voltage (the miku pokemon collab) i was so happy that it was mentioned !! a fun fact: all the pokemon mentioned were used for the project! meloetta for psychic, chatot for normal, jigglypuff for fairy, and toxtricity for poison like mentioned !
the dream team of streamers gathering up for making content together on the reg is such a welcome surprise!! not even halfway through the video and already having a blast with just the incredible amount of chemistry everyone has in their banter!! very much looking forward to more content from the channel!! :D 💙💙
29:39 a button his older brother gave him as he was being shipped off to fight in the canonical Pokémon war. That was the last time he ever saw him. He died guarding a checkpoint, blissfully unaware of the lone sniper none of his comrades knew about. He was 21, and was scheduled to return home one day later.
Golems biggest regret was being unable to grow facial hair. He worked hard and finally achieved his goal through mega evolution. Only to discover it's only temporary, crushing his spirits once more.
Humerously for the Hatsune Miku question, all four answers were featured in artwork for Project Voltage, Toxicitry for Poison, Jigglypuff for Fairy, Chatot for Normal, and Meloetta for Psychic type.
Man it's crazy that more RUclipsrs are making basically their clan channels with friends like what's next a Three Idiots clan channel (and I know they said they won't do one but that was a couple years ago things change so maybe)
The Pokémon that loves Hatsune Miku is 100% Farfetch’d. Bro’s got the leek and is ready to hit up a concert using it as a light stick and you can’t convince me otherwise.
That's what I thought too!!
I was SO surprised no one said them! Like-
The leek argument alone is top tier in relation to Hatsune Miku
Same I wad like "whoever says farfetch'd definitely gets the point!" Then no one did
But have you considered, Jigglypuff's entry number is the Miku number (39)
but also Farfetch'd is an amazing choice and I think the idea of a non-music/noise pokemon being Miku's biggest fan is insane in a good way.
That was my answer too! Jigglypuff is a close second though!
I actually love this. I want this to be a series. It’s basically,
“Convince Jaiden why I’m right.” The game show!
".., Snakes are known for vore,-"
*GIWI IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK*
That he even knows is sus enough
What is that?
@@ohreally69 eating something alive whole without killing, it's a kink
This is the wrongest, technically correct statement I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading. I have a California kingsnake, and I will never look at him the same way again.
like the thing is. there is plenty of art of anthrofied serperior, and there's a whole trope on tvtropes of snake anthros being sexy. but the fACT THAT HIS MIND IMMEDIATELY WENT THERE, OF ALL PLACES,
Every time Jaiden does stuff like this it's always fun to think about how Jaiden used to be the (camera)shy(?) storytime animator to "WHO CAN STOP 9/11"
she has been the greatest creator to follow over the years purely to see the way her content evolved
I remember when she said "if she curses, it's not me!" one time and now she curses just like us :3c
she has always been unhinged, he just was shy, i remember her doing a colab before the face reveal where she reacted to various logan and jake paul videos when they were kids and on one Logan was walking on a field and the camera looked left and there was a forest and jaden said "oooh whats on that forest logan?".
Ok but hear me out, duraladon 💀
@@IceAliassir a plane has hit the third tower!
Man they really missed out on Maushold being a Disney Adult. It's literally a family of mice to take to Disney World.
YOURE SO RIGHT OH MY GOD YOU COOKED
Same with giratina for spiratombs lover 108 souls of the dead with the literally ruler of pokemon version of hell everyone of those souls has probably been there and probably would be into the devil.
No that would be two Disney adults and two kids
Maushold is just the exhausted parents splurging on a trip to Disney for their kids only to realize their high end budget number was still too low
True
9:00 mewtwo is actually canonically chill AF as of 2021. He cooled off in the first movie and peaced out with mew.
Yeah he feels more like a communist if anything.
@@eaglest0554I mean he was a racial supremacist for a while, so at best he's just kinda like "ehhh let the free market do its job, the best rise to the top"
@@eaglest0554 So he's there trying to tell everyone to reject capitalism. He's there by default.
The main problem with picking Mewtwo for the capitol riot is that he's already had to deal with Giovani. He wouldn't show up to give Trump power. If anything, he'd show up to pull a Magneto and flatten the entire building.
Weegee sacrificed his victory for the meme and I respect the hell out of him for it.
Idk any of them, but my God weegee was on fire with every answer.
Like I looked bias with who I thought would win the point cause he was on a roll for most.
This picture is my server's discord picture and seeing it in the wild gave me an absolute brain explosion
@@elski5958based on every time Weegee shows up in alpharad content, this is extremely on brand for him.
Spiritomb being bisexual and polyamorous just makes sense. With being made of 104 separate entities, statistically those aren't all gonna be into the same gender and aren't all gonna date the same person, so by definition the whole Spiritomb would inevitably be bisexual and polyamorous
108 souls
PANsexual, even
And also nonbinary 😂
Statistically some of those souls would probably also be dating each other, so let's bring selfcest in!
statistically over 50% of the souls are down bad simps for Lopunny
So according to the lore, Whismur is bullied by their older sibling Loudred, who then evolves to become a Loudred themselves and becomes an obnoxious Disney adult and bully of other Whismur in the house, and then as Exploud they grow up to storm the capitol.
That sounds about right
Yup that checks out
But wait, he also gets in a fight at Denny's.
as much as I like this answer, I think buneary would be like that mean girl who is convinced that she's the cuter rabbit pokemon. she'd point out all of whismer's flaws, like how its eyes look weird, or how much shorter it is, or how gaudy its colors are... buneary would be awful to this lil guy. and especially because she knows she's gonna evolve pretty, and whismer is gonna evolve ugly... she'd throw that in whismer's face constantly, and give him anxiety about evolving, to the point where he doesn't for a really long time.
The hard cut to "what pokemon stormed the capitol" was fucking hilarious
I’m surprised no one said Gumshoos, dude’s a middle aged Trump cosplayer
"Which pokemon did 9/11?"
Unown Q, was the winning answer that was left on the table for sure though
@@TheFourthBlackReaperTHATS WHAT I WAS SAYING
Red Stripe Basculin would 100% storm the Capitol. That's my answer.
The pokemon that I could punt the farthest is Igglybuff. Because the pokedex states that once it starts bouncing it never stops bouncing. Therefore infinite distance.
I can punt Weedle into space.
Ok
Hello fellow Gnoggin viewer
I can tell you who i’m NOT punting: Cosmoem, i’d just crumple my toes like aluminum paper by trying that
I was gonna say jigglypuff is the obvious correct answer, but yours is slightly better. Dude's basically an inflated rubber ball. Thats gonna go waaaay further than any rock, lol
For the question about the capital, I was thinking Electrode, after all, as he’d explode, he’d probably yell, “LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS!!!”
Based Electrode.
nuclear bombs are not illegal
@@vitortakara7090 Oh, d'you mind getting me one then? It's not illegal for most governments to own one, but if you or me have one? We'll be visited by some rather angry people with a lot of guns.
And hey if we can call Lickitung a Republican then we can also call Electrode a Boomer and he'd totally be for nuclear weapons
@@vitortakara7090 Under UN law it is actually illegal for most countries to have nuclear weapons under threat of invasion and seizure.
Giwi : "To be fair, we don't know how many Pokémon we could milk, like Tauros we could probably milk."
Everyone remembering that Tauros is 100% male : "Yeah, you could probably milk it..."
I spent way too long looking into this, and still don't have an answer on how they breed in the wild/haven't gone extinct like immediately (Miltank is not it's female counterpart)
Would be cool if they offered up perhaps like a fossil pokemon which is supposed to be its counterpart to explain how it, y'know, exists
@@PJOZeus thats the in-game lore of pokemon. They don't give live births or lay eggs, eggs just show up. All pokemon hatch from eggs.
My head-canon are Tauros and Miltank interbreed to form more Tauros and Miltanks.
@@PJOZeushonestly besides ditto's existing and even then it's theorized by some that ditto were a failed attempt to clone mew.
But they really should fix that so pokemon have a 50 chance of either being the same as the father or mother pokemon i stead of just mother.
@@TheGameMage_the thing is canonically pokemon don’t breed via sexual intercourse. Close proximity has Celebi bring an egg created by Arceus from the future. As fun as Poke-lewd can be it’s canonically not even remotely a thing. It’s glorified Stork. Pokemon hot and heavy is nuzzling faces.
Jaiden's facial expressions when Kidd explained his Bruxish answer absolutely sent me. Everyone was surprised and confused, but the way Jaiden's model kept going "🙁...🤨...😟...🧐???" as he elaborated was hilarious
During the Disney adult question, mega audino immediately came to mind. The singing theme, it’s millennial white color scheme, it’s obnoxious vibes, it gives off a mom that drives a mini van type of vibe.
My immediate reaction was "Ok, which pokemon are bald?"
@@J.Blazerhitmonlee
Can’t believe we got Weegee in the flesh!
maybe we can get him in the blood next time
They never mentioned whose flesh 😳
Yes! Fleshy Weegee!
I KNOW RIGHT
FIRE pfp
Funny you say that about Espurr. According to it's Pokedex entry, it's ears are closed to hold back it's psychic powers. Because if it stops, it'll destroy everything in a 300ft radius. He's not a school attacker (don't want to get my comment deleted), he's s school nuke.
To be honest, "All the other kids with the Pumped Up Kicks, you better run, better run, faster than a psychic blast" Doesn't have the same ring to it.
Yeah Espurr isn't getting bullied, Espurr is Mob from Mob Psycho 100
I thought of Absol or Feebas tbh, because the former seems like it'd be blamed for everything bad that happened due to it sensing disaster and that people think it causes them because it's present when they occur, or Feebas because it's somehow more of the "Ugly Duckling" Mon despite Ducklett and Swanna existing
@@jayzell3687 honestly, I feel like that would make people not want to bully absol. Because if I believed something caused disasters wherever it went, I'd want to be on it's good side.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311 see that's why it could go either way for me, like either Absol would be a kind person that was avoided due to bad perceptions? Or it'd be blamed every time anything went wrong, like "Of course our group project had the file end up corrupted, we got grouped with ABSOL!"
Landorus' guilty pleasure is clearly ice cream. As a ground/flying type it's super bad for him, but he loves it anyways
I love how Void says "He might never eat a slowpoke tail." As if it could happen one day
The boy's got hope. Don't dash his dreams!
i can't believe no one answered vannilite vannilish or vaniluxe you know the icecream pokemon.
You cant tell me NO ONE thought Scrafty would be throwing down at Dennys.
That boy was constantly picking fights in the anime.
There are 900+ pokemon, people cant just remember every single Pokemon. Just none of them actually thought of scrafty in time.
SCRAFTY WAS THE FIRST ONE I THOUGUT OF TOO
He’s also the one shoving smolive into lockers
Scraggy (the baby form) was my number 1 pick for being thrown into a locker by bullies
I'm surprised that no one said Buzzwole, the Pokémon that literally flexes at any given moment. It'd be the Pokémon to start a fight just to show off its muscles 🤣
everyone-Golem has self esteem issues
Giwi- HE KILLED A GUY
Tbh the others were "he kills himself"
@@Ryzard you ain't wrong
The amount of anger Giwi produced after hearing her answer said by someone else is something
This channel is already looking really promising, I haven’t even finished the video yet but I’m already hooked
yea this gonna be good
Yesss very exited for this
Skeledirge imo closeted, his other two starter besties are out and proud, and he’s just taking his time realizing himself. Meowscarada and Quaquaval are very accepting and just waiting for him to realize, and absolutely would throw a coming out party for him when he does
During the "which pokemon would you eat" question, I love how everyone just collectively forgot that there is literally an ice cream pokemon.
It's actually juste ice cream-shaped, it's all ice and snow.
Now Alcremie, on the other hand, that thing's 100% sentient whipped cream
Those mons are so damn cold tho, frostbite cone
It's just snow that fell on its hard-rock ice body. Ice cream cones are inspired by Vanilluxe line - it's not an actual ice cream.
and Alcremie, the pokemon that G-Maxes into quite literally the biggest wedding cake in Pokemon history
exactly my thought too
Yeah gotta say this format and channel has a ton of potential and just seeing Jaiden host something like this is a good time itself. Wish you all the best with it!
Agree, this is so fun and definitely sparks conversation within my friend group 😅
"These pokemon didn't exist in 2001" is such a big brain move
How is that a problem for the Pokémon God that can travel through time?
@@Joma-7663 my thought exactly like Giwi had a correct answer imo
Farfetch'd is actually based on a Japanese saying about a duck walking up to you with a leek, meaning things are coming together at the perfect time. So yeah, he is a walking meal.
This felt like 'cards against humanity', pokemon edition. Definitely wanna see more like this
Crustle would commit highway robbery. Disguise himself as a rock on the road, making people stop their car, and then just rob em blind
Huge IQ strat
crustle would poison the water supply. he'd get into the reservoir thinking it's a neat place to scuttle around doing crab stuff, but we don't know the chemical composition of the rock on its back, so it could be leeching all sorts of toxins into the water. several residents from the next town over end up poisoned before they figure it out.
I said that Crustle would commit tax evasion but by accident. He's so slow and poor at memory that he forgets to do his taxes and gets arrested.
Let's be honest guzzlord is a veteran Denny's parking lot fight club enthusiast. Not to mention their cry in the anime is just a man's scream.
YES THANK YOU!
He eats the grand slam and then the person he fight, double dinner
Giwi with the bold strategy of announcing "I AM CHOOSING THE OBVIOUS AND CORRECT ANSWER, DO NOT CHOOSE THE SAME ANSWER AS ME".
I respect it.
for the closeted gay pokemon, I'm gonna say Tsareena. she gets a lot of male attention, so she doesn't feel like she can come out, but I think she truly likes other femme women. who would appreciate her eyeliner game more than other women? and I think her fierce demeanor is mostly put on... it's a defense mechanism. deep down, she gives me more socially shy vibes than a pokemon like, say, Salazal, who is 100% an out mean lesbian.
but yeah, Tsareena seems like the kind of woman that other girls go to for advice about their boyfriends, and her advice is always "dump him" regardless of context because she cannot picture wanting to date a man.
tbh, I think eventually, someday, Tsareena and Lopunny would get together. they just seem like they'd be happy with each other, and they share a struggle.
This makes absolutely perfect sense. Except I'd say that Salazzle is definitely bi
@@masterofdoots5965 I will accept this into the headcanon, thank you.
Honestly not having Gumshoos storm the capitol is a crime
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS GUMSHOOS
Gunshoos be the one who planned it!
I WAS THINKING IT
Technically, having Gumshoos storm the capitol would also be a crime.
This
I can't believe Weegee really went, "First of all, vore." When justifying Serperior
Vore artists would very much agree. Hell, he probably said it _because_ he's seen vore art of them
I feel like that argument could be made for any snake-based Pokemon. And Snorlax. And Gulpin and Swalot.
Vore's weird, yo.
@@josephschultz3301Preach, yo
Tbh tho. Like. 0w0
@@josephschultz3301 don't forget vore icon lugia
I feel like you could easily manipulate Groudon to storm the capital, all you'd have to do is be like ayo the oceans are rising and he would take that as the signal for another turf war
I feel like the same actually goes for kyogre, but with the whole thing about the warming oceans and the algal blooms and the hypoxia
I feel that, for the "Which one would be at 1/6" question, yes, Mewtwo would be there, but he'd be there every year to be angry at everyone in DC. He's there by default.
I assume by '1/6' you mean the capitol storming. I forgot that thing even happened
He gives the entire US senate a death stare 24/7
Jaiden’s bow and tie is so fitting😂
I was just surprised no one said gumshoose. I mean it felt like the free answer.
I thought ferrothorn because he is canonically homophobic
Denny’s parking lot is one of these two answers. Zangoose and Seviper. Their Pokédex entries exude “Denny’s parking lot fight” energy
I agree but also Mightyena
aipom would probably also do it for shits and giggles
Same with heat or and Durant honestly
i think scrafty has crazy parking lot fighter energy
Grovyle was my choice! He wouldn't start the fights but he's cool enough to piss off your average Denny's douchehat and he's definitely not gonna back down
I firmly believe Spiritomb is crushing very hard on Froslass. They literally spawn near each other on Glaseado Mountain. Bro is probably fiending and is not ever gonna get attention because he tries too hard
Wholeheartedly agree.
Froslass knows they're great, an icon of japanese fashion style. Spiritomb? The nextdoor neighborhood boy with strange hobbies. Where is his style? Gone. He would be the type to crush on the popular girl, and fail because he might be too eager.
I actually thought Sabrina as a human answer.
I adore Jaiden as a gameshow host. I need more of this.
When Weegee asked for "What do you think when you hear Cereal?", "Killer" was not the right answer
Verified!? First
I only know Jaiden and Jacob (and only from Jaiden’s vods), but I already absolutely fucking love this crew, I expect to be subbed to most if not all of their channels within a few weeks.
Alpharad’s old Among Us videos are a decent way to see more interactions
Idk if Void is in them though
@@rice2meatuI second this. Far as I remember Void isn’t in those videos
After Weegee said Exploud it was insane how many other questions could have been answered with Exploud again
I kept thinking that Scraggy would have fit like 4 questions in a row.
Can relate, there were several I thought Gyarados would fit in, or Ditto (though it'd be cheap to use more than once tbh)
Morpeko would throw hands at dennys. Bro legit mugged team rocket for food and starved them 💀💀💀💀
I am surprised that for the capitol question no one said Gumshoos... also that transition from Cinnamon Toast Crunch to "Who would storm the Capitol?" is a wild ride
And then we somehow top that with not only a r34 type question but then jump to 9/11?!
I'm glad I wasn't the only one surprised gumshoos wasn't chosen for that question honestly I figured it would be like the question with three people all picking primape for the Denny's question.
Because Trump is the type of guy that would never put in effort towards his own "causes" or whatever. He canonically didn't storm the capital, only got others to do it for him.
I wasn’t thinking this too
I am thoroughly impressed that Gardevoir didn't even get mentioned in the "what pokemon is attractive" prompt.
My first thought as well
I was surprised as well
People didn’t want to say the same thing as another person so nobody picked it, that probably factors into it
@@supercamborg4218 someone said lopunny so idk
And saying lopunny is the most anthropomorphic when Gardevoir and Machoke exist??
Igglybuff canonically gains momentum the more it bounces, so once solid kick, that little guy is FLYING.
Most puntable Pokemon.
I love trivia that's actually secretly an improv bit
Basically like Whose Line Is It Anyway lol. Really fun
19:06 I mean, the best game in the franchise does revolve around a Grovyle that travels back in time to stop a tower from collapsing, that’s all I’m saying.
I'm not saying you're wrong, but somehow I still don't think Grovyle could do it
Why have we gotten Pokémon Snap: The Remake, two different Detective Pikachu remakes/sequels, a D/P remake with less features... and they closest they got to providing access to the Mystery Dungeon Series is a remake of the originals that just adds Megan and evos for Pokémon that got them in Gen 4? I'd love to just be able to play the originals off the Nintendo Store, even just time, let alone the 4 or 5 others after that are barely available to purchase, let alone without the hardware for each one.
IT IS the best game Indeed
Landorous' guilty pleasure is absolutely Thunderous without a doubt
SCREAMING you're so right
It’s funny that everyone’s answers for the Hatsune Miku one are all Pokemon that were used in Project Voltage (which is the official collab between Miku and Pokemon for anyone who didn’t already know). Though I can’t believe no one said Farfetch’d!! The iconic leek bird! Bonus point to because fighting type Miku even has a Sirfetch’d. It’s the only pokemon line that was featured twice in the lineup. And yes I am counting the original promotional art that features Pikachu and Farfetch’d for this case.
Yeah
I'm going Minun personally because it's blue and I feel like Minun would listen to popipo constantly
I love the Golem story that was built up. When golem evolved from graveler, he wanted to try out his new move, self destruct. Addicted, he would keep self destructing and his self destruct turned into explosion as he grew older. He would often wish for a band of luscious hair like his younger brother, Alolan Golem. Alolan Golem was always seen to be superior than him. Golem's parents would see him as a downright failure, while the younger Alolan Golem to be much more successful than him. This stress along with nis addiction would lead him into accidentally killing a man in a hiking trip, forever burying any sort of achievement he would recieve.
I hate to say it, but Male Gardevoir HAS to be the most closeted gay in the Pokemon world. I mean, he had the option to turn into a Gallade, but went "Nah, I'm gonna intentionally make myself look like a female to attract dudes." Male Gardevoir is a gay little femboy, and we love him for it. You can't convince me otherwise.
The issue is the closeted clause. Our fembro has made his choice and made it clear.
Small objection - Not every Male Kirlia has the ability to become a Gallade. They might not be able to get access to a Dawn Stone wherever they live.
Honestly, Igglybuff is the pokemon you can punt the farthest. It's super light, and according to its Pokedex entry, once it starts bouncing, it NEVER STOPS!
Idk if youve ever tried kicking a balloon, but they dont go super far.
If you punt a hoppip just right, it will catch the wind and sail to another continent
I love this type of this kinda improvy game show content. Very game changers core.
This was such a great watch. There was not a single moment where I could have predicted the next question. 10/10
Fun fact magikarp are practically all bones and scales there's even an anime episode talking about this where team rocket is starving and fishing and fish up james' magikarp who they can't eat because of the aforementioned reasons this magikarp even eventually becomes a gyarados and attacks team rocket for trying to eat it
That was less that it attacked them for trying to eat it and more that it attacked them because James kicked it overboard for being useless. Honestly, I'm on Gyarados's side here, that was just uncalled for.
I think that's also the only pokemon cruelty he has done (to his own pokemon). Growlie loves him, Carnivine loves him, Cacnea, Chimecho, Inkay, Weezing, Victreebel and all the others as well. I
How did nobody answer Alcremie for the “which Pokémon would you eat” one? Literally a living dessert
or vanillish which is an actual ice cream cone 🍦 🤣
@@potatotomato11that whole line is just shaped like an ice cream cone. Your jaw will freeze off before you can even take a bite
There is literally a living apple pie that, if memory serves, regenerates itself
Best answer is actually Gigantimax Alcremie.
@@RedNaylSo true 😂
"what crime would crustle commit"
Tax evasion.
Thank you I'm with you on this one
Personally, I believe Spiritomb would have a crush on togekiss. Now hear me out. Togekiss is one of the more lighthearted pokemon, and is on Cynthia’s team. Maybe they met a long time ago, and at first Spiritomb hated them because of their cheeriness but lately it makes them more happy, but because they are so different they couldn’t ever like each other so it is a love from afar situation.
Can't believe they are trying to slander MewTwo as if his, "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." quote is not one of the most transfriendly lines in pokemon, no way he's a republican
I know I can't believe they did my guy MewTwo like that :(
Mewtwo’s republican era was just before he was enlightened by Ash in the movie and whatever
Mewtwo is a reactionary who's at least open-minded. Easily convinced of "some terrible people doing terrible things" like trying to steal the election, but at the same time, can see the proof later and be like "Oh, I see now that I have made a terrible mistake. I must leave now and go into exile for my misdeeds." Good heart, but strong emotions and not great initial judgements, as well as having trust issues.
@@DarkNSinthyeah the Republican is Persian.
I know right? Mewtwo would totally be a leftist
Seeing Jaiden making political humour is really fun lol. It's the same vibe as seeing actors who used to play your fav characters in your childhood play roles in mature shows.
Jaiden in her “being not straight” video
“Look I know I said we were all mature here but I’m still gonna dance around the vocabulary”
Jaiden in 2023:
“Alright my friends time to decide which pokemon you’d FUCK MARRY or KILL”
This was so funny, I hope we get more of Jaiden's quizzes with different Pokemon and different funny situations.
I love how BOLD these questions and answers are. A little risky in places, but I think the best humor can come from that if approached with care.
I need more of these, this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on RUclips in a while.
Dialga could've stopped 9/11 but chose not to
"What Pokemon likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
Crustle.
Well known fact that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares are cannibals. There was an entire ad campaign showcasing that. You know what else is a cannabal? A hermit crab. They'll eat their own kind no problem. Crustle will watch a commercial for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and feel seen as a cannabal, so he'll go out and buy a box and see the resemblence between the squares and his shell (don't ask why it took until now to notice) and be even more hooked, and now he's found a nice viable alternative to eating Dwebble.
Golems actual biggest regret was he saw all his brothers self destructing and his regret is that he didn’t. He became what he is instead going out on top.
the only crime Crustle would commit is Vandalism... Accidentally. Because burrowing around under buildings takes out foundations. Then he just turns around like "Oh shit was that me?!"
Crustle: did I do that?
*queue laugh track while screams play in background*
This may be the "spicyest" game show Jaiden has ever created
I know, it had me surprised
What better to stop the plane from hitting the building than the jet Pokémon himself, Latios? His speed will help him catch up to the plane and use its psychic powers to hold the plane back (or move the control stick to change the plane's direction) and stop it from hitting the building in the first place.
(Latias also works in this situation)
17:42 Okay this is a disaster, let me save it.
"Image the HUGS from that thing! No better partner to relax on the couch with on a Friday when you're just a bit too overworked and just need to relax."
I spit out my drink when he said Bruxish, and started coughing increasingly harder with each sentence he said explaining himself
Imagine this channel doing a D&D session-
I had the same idea
"What Pokémon would get into a fight in the Denny’s parking lot?"
Easy, blaziken you’re literally going to Benny to eat his kind, won’t be happy about it.
The thought of tynamo bringing aa pebble with goggle eyes to show and tell is just too cute
"dich ich my pet rock, ish name ish rocky !"
@@fernoagent8581 NO LITTLE GERMAN TOTODILE, DON'T EAT THAT AA PEBBLE, IT'S A BATTERY!! "ach mein arceus, vy does zis jaw breaker taste like pennies?!?"
2:50 Crabrawler. He’s ready for a fight
4:36 Machoke.
5:38 Nah, Oranguru would be an old queen
6:17 Alcremie, baby loves sugar, and cereal is up there
8:16 Gumshoos, he has similar hair to Donald Trump
9:21 Mewtwo started Q-Anon so humanity would destroy itself, and so pokemon could reign supreme
11:42 Meloetta, she seems like she would idolize Hatsune Miku.
13:50 Maushold, it’s literally a whole family, of course they’d be at Disney.
19:16 Mewtwo, they have psychic powers
22:02 chewing cigars, instead of smoking them
24:25 not filing his nails before scratching his ass
27:13 Gothitelle
31:45 Scraggy, cause they constantly pick fights, it’s what they do
35:24 Snom.
Why did you skip 15:55?
How could you have the guts to kick a little baby like Snom? 😢
@@VyxehI think that prompt speaks for itself...
@@marianafl_ hypothetically it would be easiest in terms of technicality. In terms of morals? Physically impossible, I would never do that.
@@loganburroughs1227 i think the best answer is ditto because it could technically become a human
Crustle's crime is Loitering. It even happens in game. Who's going to move the big crab?
Colress.
I gave like the hardest wheeze laugh in a while when Weegee said Serperior and EXPLAINED IT
That one caught me so off guard
Weegee is based and you can't convince me otherwise
I was telling my wife about this video and all the questions, I got to “Which Pokémon could stop 9/11?” And she answered so confidently, “The right answer is Tinkaton” and I don’t remember when I have laughed so hard because she is right, it’s a good answer
That one's... great actually.
If you allow me to say it, your wife is based as hell. What a great answer :3
everyone's answers to what Tynamo would bring to show and tell were so wholesome
21:00 hydreigon pokedex entry:
This brutal Pokémon travels the skies on its six wings. Anything that moves seems like a foe to it, triggering its attack.
he is canonically the pokemon who crushes airplanes, now the 9/11 incident has been eradicated and totally not been replaced by a new one.
I’d like a part two of this
24:21 _"What is Golem's biggest regret"_
Easy. Losing his 3rd and 4th arms. Having 4 arms is so convenient. He was jealous of Machoke, and his smooth muscles. He wanted to be a lizard like him. But he forgot what he had going for him. He was a rock with arms. He could have had 6 arms. Now he looks at Machamp and says "why oh why did I give up on 4 arms?"
20:59 I Object to the OBJECTION!!! While giwi chose Dialga, a gen 4 pokemon who wasn't around, she did state that she'd go BACK IN TIME with him to stop 9/11! So take that!
"We don't know how many other Pokemon we could milk."
Sentences you'd never have thought you'd hear ever! 😂😂
Gotta love how Tauros was suggested for milking despite its 100% Male gender ratio
Weegee just go "can't f*** a turtle" and choses a SEED
two videos with jaiden in it in one day?!? new record
fuming in rage that no one said munchlax would like cinnamon toast crunch the most
That was my immediate first answer😭
I love the way Weegee thinks I never would’ve thought about Granbul’s typing being a closetted gay or Mr. Mime’s dex entry
Seeing Weegee again after all these years has struck a chord with me, I'm so genuinely happy to see him
as someone obsessed with project voltage (the miku pokemon collab) i was so happy that it was mentioned !! a fun fact: all the pokemon mentioned were used for the project! meloetta for psychic, chatot for normal, jigglypuff for fairy, and toxtricity for poison like mentioned !
I’m just sad they forgot the obvious Kricketune answer
I think Primarina or Brionne would’ve worked well too
Oh man the SLANDER on Mewtwo and Mr Mime, absolute SLANDER lmaooo especially w/ that nickname for that one Mr Mime w/ the anti-nazi implications!!
the dream team of streamers gathering up for making content together on the reg is such a welcome surprise!! not even halfway through the video and already having a blast with just the incredible amount of chemistry everyone has in their banter!! very much looking forward to more content from the channel!! :D 💙💙
We NEED a second part, this was so good
29:39 a button his older brother gave him as he was being shipped off to fight in the canonical Pokémon war. That was the last time he ever saw him. He died guarding a checkpoint, blissfully unaware of the lone sniper none of his comrades knew about. He was 21, and was scheduled to return home one day later.
Now hang on… compromise. He got the Thunder Stone from his brother
@@davidthor4405 I said button because it’s something that many people overlook, and under any other circumstance it would be considered worthless.
@@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD Ok that’s pretty good
As someone who's favorite Pokemon is Serperior I don't know how to feel about Weegee's answer lol
Now you know how Alpharad felt when he found out how the internet perceives gardevoir and vaporeon
i hope we get more of these jaiden pokemon game shows
Golems biggest regret was being unable to grow facial hair. He worked hard and finally achieved his goal through mega evolution. Only to discover it's only temporary, crushing his spirits once more.
Humerously for the Hatsune Miku question, all four answers were featured in artwork for Project Voltage, Toxicitry for Poison, Jigglypuff for Fairy, Chatot for Normal, and Meloetta for Psychic type.
Kidd was referencing Project Voltage when he mentioned looking up the answer on his phone and there being a limited amount of correct answers
I like this already! Can’t wait to see what this turns into!
Also, party crashers colab?
oooo I want to see a party crashers colab
Man it's crazy that more RUclipsrs are making basically their clan channels with friends like what's next a Three Idiots clan channel (and I know they said they won't do one but that was a couple years ago things change so maybe)
A Party Crashers collab would be really hype
I would love a Magic the Noah game with them