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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2019
  • The hottest game of November 2006.
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Комментарии • 4,6 тыс.

  • @StoppingPower624
    @StoppingPower624 4 года назад +8010

    "Hey."
    -Gears of war man 2019

  • @SageReiger
    @SageReiger 4 года назад +4963

    Dunkey got kicked from the game because the other team knew he had the world record for Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito.

    • @norvaknight3867
      @norvaknight3867 4 года назад +17

      ya they just be jealous

    • @MissPissMyPants
      @MissPissMyPants 4 года назад +67

      Wait... THIS is the guy with 2nd place on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

    • @Ghost-cd7tx
      @Ghost-cd7tx 4 года назад +32

      No because he was nitpicking and bias, I win bye bye

    • @omaroskeno3314
      @omaroskeno3314 4 года назад +3

      Haters gonna hate ctfu

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 4 года назад +8

      He doesn't though.

  • @thebadguy350
    @thebadguy350 4 года назад +2152

    "Will my shotgun work, or will his work?" that has been the question since the first gears of war multiplayer lol

    • @VeryBadPlayerTV
      @VeryBadPlayerTV 3 года назад +35

      11 months have gone by an no one mentioned how hard this comment is to read

    • @marcdhios7456
      @marcdhios7456 3 года назад +24

      @@VeryBadPlayerTV he every since the first very going ocean

    • @theamusingone5291
      @theamusingone5291 3 года назад

      lol

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 3 года назад +1

      @@VeryBadPlayerTV I read it

    • @SleepyCSGO
      @SleepyCSGO 3 года назад +10

      @@VeryBadPlayerTV what is difficult to read about the comment

  • @anon2234
    @anon2234 4 года назад +5152

    Wow they even brought back the terrible lag from gears of war. That is a bold and artistic choice.

    • @_ZORRO__
      @_ZORRO__ 4 года назад +71

      anon2234 I come back to this comment often to bathe in the wisdom and genius it provides. Thank you.

    • @drunkdave5677
      @drunkdave5677 3 года назад +29

      Bold and autistic

    • @sugarcubeofsalt8645
      @sugarcubeofsalt8645 3 года назад +2

      I was the 1600like

    • @thatowenperson7745
      @thatowenperson7745 3 года назад

      7th like

    • @frisk461
      @frisk461 3 года назад +3

      Not lag, sometimes things at the top right of the camera behind the characters are hit by the shots because of how they set up where the bullets are tied to the camera placement. It happens in campaign offline with walls too.

  • @Fatmuffin
    @Fatmuffin 4 года назад +2060

    Fun fact: The Terminator doesn’t say “hey” at the end of the match because everyone knows robots can’t talk

    • @iLoveSilkroad
      @iLoveSilkroad 4 года назад +36

      Thats a really fun fact mate. I´m proud of you!

    • @kingofthedead5675
      @kingofthedead5675 4 года назад +27

      Fun fact: they actually eat people

    • @iLoveSilkroad
      @iLoveSilkroad 4 года назад +29

      @@kingofthedead5675 A slightly less fun fact but I´m also proud of you.

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 года назад +12

      That’s why I play games like Borderlands and Portal because they know enough about robots that no robots talk in those games

    • @tehrobotjesus
      @tehrobotjesus 4 года назад

      Hold up, scientists don't wear clothes!

  • @TheOdd
    @TheOdd 4 года назад +1598

    "I'm playing as the Terminator from Gears of War" *Immediately killed by Emile from Halo Reach*

    • @socksleeve
      @socksleeve 4 года назад +15

      TheOdd101 THATS WHY ITS THE BEST

    • @imixupwords5340
      @imixupwords5340 4 года назад +5

      I guess they respect the lore.

    • @customevolved5761
      @customevolved5761 4 года назад +19

      Emile is from Gears of War as well tho. So is Kat... and Sarah Connors

    • @customevolved5761
      @customevolved5761 4 года назад +14

      singularon1 I guess you aren’t a real dunkey fan if you have no clue what sarcasm is
      Hold this: 🤡

    • @DovahRS
      @DovahRS 4 года назад +6

      Emile from Gears of War*

  • @ximuss
    @ximuss 4 года назад +3643

    I guess that guy at the end paid *extra extra*

    • @SwampyWilkinson
      @SwampyWilkinson 4 года назад +17

      Pepperoni

    • @Ashrit141
      @Ashrit141 4 года назад +73

      He had the collector's edition

    • @ximuss
      @ximuss 4 года назад +4

      @@SwampyWilkinson spaghetti n meatballs

    • @ximuss
      @ximuss 4 года назад +24

      @@Ashrit141 collectors, fast pass, mountain dew rewards, USB stick steering wheel, little brother was playing, not even looking and all. But does he yield thy record in bowser's big bean burrito tho *asking the real questions here*

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 4 года назад +1

      His whole crew paid, they get the crew buff

  • @theendofmyropemydude
    @theendofmyropemydude 4 года назад +4021

    Brings back memories of host advantage.
    Host shotgun is the most powerful weapon known to man.

    • @dabuhlpookie19
      @dabuhlpookie19 4 года назад +189

      Halo 2 and Gears host shotgun could topple entire nations by themselves.

    • @xN33Dx
      @xN33Dx 4 года назад +247

      Literally 2008: “Lol bro I fucked you up”
      “OHHHH THATS ALOT OF TALK FOR THE HOST? MIKE HOST A 1V1 FOR ME AND HIM, CANALS ALL SNIPES NO ACTIVE SHOTGUN RELOADS.”
      Take me back

    • @TheMuslimMan1337
      @TheMuslimMan1337 4 года назад +34

      @@dabuhlpookie19 Halo 2 shotgun ain't got nuthin' on the OG Halo CE shotgun my dude.

    • @nockbluntyn8290
      @nockbluntyn8290 4 года назад +1

      @@xN33Dx my lord, yessss

    • @dabuhlpookie19
      @dabuhlpookie19 4 года назад +25

      @@TheMuslimMan1337 Nah Halo CE was all pistol there was no reason to use any other gun. Halo 2 shotty was sniping dudes sword lunging before they could even think about moving.

  • @pleonasm545
    @pleonasm545 4 года назад +1530

    Win: “Hey”
    Lose: “We live in a society”

  • @42071
    @42071 4 года назад +2711

    I got gamepass just to run 5% faster in all online games. Totally worth it, thanks Apple.

    • @jakeparker2088
      @jakeparker2088 4 года назад +35

      @@hunter_of_man6613If only I could buy motivation (and a gym membership)

    • @donaldpetersen2382
      @donaldpetersen2382 4 года назад +7

      *Tim Apple
      Edit: **Tim Cook Apple

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 4 года назад +16

      Captain McDope you can buy the motivation its called cocaine

    • @Xlaxsauce
      @Xlaxsauce 4 года назад +1

      @@hunter_of_man6613 I'd pay anything. never been able to run before, its more like speeding walking in the motion of running

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +9

      Please tell me this is just a joke and that there's no service that actually does that

  • @doriandegrandez8886
    @doriandegrandez8886 4 года назад +5852

    This game really makes you feel like a shotgun

    • @chef4613
      @chef4613 4 года назад +8

      Bang!

    • @brendan5418
      @brendan5418 4 года назад +37

      Dorian Degrandez all gears are the same. The movement mechanics are awful idk how ppl play this online and actually enjoy themselves

    • @mikea1879
      @mikea1879 4 года назад +69

      @@brendan5418 just because you're shit doesn't make it a bad game lol. Get good kid

    • @apiocosmico833
      @apiocosmico833 4 года назад +81

      @@mikea1879 Just because you don't have a life and give 10 hours of your day to play, it doesn't mean that the game is good. Lmao.

    • @srggfrr8951
      @srggfrr8951 4 года назад +2

      Brendan scrub 😂😂😂😂😭

  • @icemythic6076
    @icemythic6076 4 года назад +2131

    "Let's go this way to flank em-" *head explodes* "I've changed my mind." Had me in tears

    • @Warnerrr
      @Warnerrr 4 года назад +11

      You'd probably enjoy /r/iwanttoapologize, then. It is filled with AI interactions like that.

    • @hamzahussain7794
      @hamzahussain7794 4 года назад +1

      Lmao same here. Couldn't stop laughing at that bit 😂

    • @Warnerrr
      @Warnerrr 4 года назад +8

      @@hugono3938 I'm sure you just discovered 4chan this week, proud of you little guy!

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 4 года назад

      Warnerrr proudperson detected 🎣

    • @Warnerrr
      @Warnerrr 4 года назад +4

      @@hugono3938 definitely discovered 4chan this week, gotcha

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 4 года назад +1772

    Clearly, there should be a random chance of your shotgun just not working.

    • @r33lsniper18
      @r33lsniper18 4 года назад +35

      Bearman_18 that’s how fortnites shotguns work

    • @khacks1238
      @khacks1238 4 года назад +44

      @@r33lsniper18 Fortnite got that from every online gears of war game though

    • @seanrouse5375
      @seanrouse5375 4 года назад +11

      @@khacks1238 hands down were talking about epic games for God sakes lol I'm a huge gears fan too

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 4 года назад +3

      Likes for everyone. Dude, Epic Games makes phenomenal shooters though. UT99 is hands down amazing. Fortnite is a solid title as well.

    • @Hextin
      @Hextin 4 года назад +9

      There is. It's called missing a reload

  • @FrankDracula_
    @FrankDracula_ 4 года назад +1541

    Crazy how he's so good while it's his little brother playing with a tv remote

    • @andresito5242
      @andresito5242 4 года назад +40

      Wyatt Gonzalez not to mention he’s also wearing a blindfold

    • @crazysmashgaming24
      @crazysmashgaming24 4 года назад +13

      peepee and, he wasn't even trying

    • @gleibeffrime2528
      @gleibeffrime2528 4 года назад +7

      He's still got it, you know...

    • @jakubpalinowski123
      @jakubpalinowski123 4 года назад +2

      I think you're forgetting the fact that he's also playing with a usb steering wheel

    • @ghostmanic173
      @ghostmanic173 4 года назад

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts and beat sky in smash

  • @CEAZON
    @CEAZON 4 года назад +693

    *Misses all the shots*
    "Still got it"

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 4 года назад +1046

    The game really makes you feel
    *Hey*

  • @XMrTJX
    @XMrTJX 4 года назад +2404

    Wow, Dunkey's little brother is getting real good at this game

    • @GOD-nx1yo
      @GOD-nx1yo 4 года назад +35

      Dankula how is he donkey little brother if donkey isn’t even born yet?

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 года назад +4

      G o d yes, that is the answer,

    • @cassieparker865
      @cassieparker865 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @Bone_guy
      @Bone_guy 4 года назад +3

      Impressive but not browsers big burrito record holder impressive.

    • @Tman_Hall
      @Tman_Hall 4 года назад +8

      Especially with the blindfold and usb steering wheel

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector 4 года назад +1240

    "more marceem phoenix as the actor the joker"
    This is the kind of humor I've come to expect from the Dunk. S tier.

    • @bigmidget117
      @bigmidget117 4 года назад +11

      year of the snitch SSS tier?

    • @TheHomiePit
      @TheHomiePit 4 года назад +1

      @@bigmidget117 xxx tier

    • @tomcarcasses1507
      @tomcarcasses1507 4 года назад +2

      I dont get it

    • @julesthief
      @julesthief 4 года назад +8

      He has a little something for everyone.

    • @j0hn00arthur
      @j0hn00arthur 4 года назад +2

      @@tomcarcasses1507 It prob doesnt mean anything but if you have used the internet in the last couple of months its impossible for you not to see some kind of article or just people talking about joaquin fenix as the joker and the "controversies" around it

  • @emilybishop7479
    @emilybishop7479 4 года назад +503

    when the hit boxes of the enemies said [] but dunks hit box said [ ] i felt that

  • @ricksanchez8584
    @ricksanchez8584 9 месяцев назад +4

    This popped in my home screen after Luffy Gear 5 started trending. Anyone else?

  • @ShinMario098
    @ShinMario098 4 года назад +841

    I'm so glad the guy who voiced the townfolk in Sonic 06 found more work.
    *Hey.*

    • @ParappatheRapper
      @ParappatheRapper 4 года назад +5

      Hey.

    • @777LS
      @777LS 4 года назад +7

      damn that reference

    • @justaguy12345
      @justaguy12345 4 года назад +2

      hey

    • @Grimsikk
      @Grimsikk 4 года назад

      GREATGREATGREAT

    • @PokerPlayerJames
      @PokerPlayerJames 4 года назад

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of that. I was getting ptsd flashbacks of breaking boxes with numbers on them and jumping through Superman 64 rings.

  • @Nachoto
    @Nachoto 4 года назад +336

    *"Hey"*
    -Sarah Connor, 2029

  • @YEs69th420
    @YEs69th420 4 года назад +123

    Nice to see the meta has evolved from shotgun, to s h o t g u n

  • @loganh2735
    @loganh2735 4 года назад +235

    This feels like an accurate representation of the learning curve in shooter games.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 4 года назад +1451

    That Terminator guy looks really cool. I hope they expand his character more. Maybe they could make a movie about him

    • @DauthEldrvaria
      @DauthEldrvaria 4 года назад +7

      How to properly clean your metal computer shut up 😂😂😂😂👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 4 года назад +13

      Maybe 2 movies

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +29

      @@DauthEldrvaria treat others how you want to be treated. Also, how many emojis does it take to tell someone to shut up? I'm legitmatly curious.

    • @reccerplayz2392
      @reccerplayz2392 4 года назад +2

      How to properly clean your metal computer stfu

    • @sammartin4639
      @sammartin4639 4 года назад

      na no good bad sniff

  • @otherotter3312
    @otherotter3312 4 года назад +1477

    Dunkey's little brother missed the opportunity to just say "hey" at the end screen. smh

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 4 года назад +3

      Hey

    • @russianivan9651
      @russianivan9651 4 года назад +4

      I just met you

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 4 года назад +4

      He's too shy. He just let's his older brother have all the spotlight.

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 4 года назад +4

      @@russianivan9651 and this is crazy

    • @brokenskull6633
      @brokenskull6633 4 года назад +5

      @@afmghost1759 But here's my weed

  • @mustange69
    @mustange69 4 года назад +154

    Matchmaking almost as bad as overwatch.
    "Can't wait to play"
    Enters match. DEFEAT
    Kay

  • @TheYoungSavage
    @TheYoungSavage 4 года назад +57

    4:26 Funniest clip in the video! “I have the game pass moron. You can’t out run me. I move 5% faster than you.” 😂😂

  • @Speculaas
    @Speculaas 4 года назад +703

    I can't believe he can do all that with a blindfold on

  • @yeddiiie
    @yeddiiie 4 года назад +1564

    Ah yes, I remember Halo Spartans and Terminators always being apart of the lore for Gears of War.

    • @acurlyjew
      @acurlyjew 4 года назад +89

      Threw me through a bloody loop when I saw Emile, I guess he got stabbed into another dimension.

    • @gononhisphone6399
      @gononhisphone6399 4 года назад +10

      Yeti because versus multiplayer is definitely canon. Joke or not you’re an idiot

    • @anthonyargueta131
      @anthonyargueta131 4 года назад +78

      @@gononhisphone6399 that makes no sense at all. If it's a joke then it's obvious he is acting more dumb. He isn't even acting dumb it's just humorous

    • @gononhisphone6399
      @gononhisphone6399 4 года назад +3

      Anthony Argueta haha such a funny joke haha I’m rolling on the floor haha

    • @NicoMambino
      @NicoMambino 4 года назад +30

      Lol Kyle stop taking it serious... Smh it's just a subtle joke.

  • @They_are_Arthur
    @They_are_Arthur 4 года назад +152

    I feel like I remember Dunkey having 3 million subscribers at the beginning of the year.

    • @They_are_Arthur
      @They_are_Arthur 4 года назад +3

      @Daniel I'm referring to only Dunkey. I feel like his subscribers have boosted up tremendously in the past year.

    • @explodyz
      @explodyz 4 года назад

      They have

    • @ThanatorRider
      @ThanatorRider 4 года назад +4

      No, he reached 3 million subscribers by 2017.

    • @They_are_Arthur
      @They_are_Arthur 4 года назад

      @Daniel Lmao, I read that in a young person's voice.

    • @They_are_Arthur
      @They_are_Arthur 4 года назад

      @@ThanatorRider That was actually the first year I watched Dunkey. Might be part of my confusion.

  • @AlgoCurioso4
    @AlgoCurioso4 4 года назад +492

    Dude I'm high AF and I thought this was an IGN review and I thought, what a wierd review. I'm not sure what I'm watching, but thank you.

    • @Yoavo
      @Yoavo 3 года назад +32

      wow. being high and watching dunkey is my next move

    • @lyricsfromsweden
      @lyricsfromsweden 3 года назад +1

      @Isaac Woolley Would lying honestly mean that you're honest about lying to people?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 года назад +1

      Well if you were telling the truth come back to us with an update on what discovering dunkey was like and how it's changed your life over the past year

    • @keshonhend2047
      @keshonhend2047 3 года назад +3

      The number of times he misses and blames the game instead of his lack of skill makes it look like an IGN review.

    • @keshonhend2047
      @keshonhend2047 3 года назад

      @Isaac Woolley I'm 13th re-up lmao. It's the least broken Gears game by far... it's okay to miss shots, just don't blame the game.

  • @adnan8837
    @adnan8837 4 года назад +938

    This game really makes you *feel* like WWE Gears of Terminator: Reach

  • @nim1990
    @nim1990 4 года назад +1981

    But where is the prequel videos, 1-4? I'm gonna have to require this RUclipsr to be moved to A-tier.

    • @shalashaska0479
      @shalashaska0479 4 года назад +1

      Aureole this first reply is a mark of confidence. A mark of... a well, progress, if you will.

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 4 года назад +5

      Hes at most B tier

    • @vtk.pyr0
      @vtk.pyr0 4 года назад +3

      He's SSS Tier in his Tier list

    • @lowesmanager8193
      @lowesmanager8193 4 года назад +13

      As the best youtuber his word is final so bye bye

  • @User2jn
    @User2jn 4 года назад +68

    4:13 I love how this guy is going ham but, ignores, Dunkey.

  • @casbahowl8128
    @casbahowl8128 4 года назад +388

    It’s good to see a black person doing video game content. Keep up the good work bro

    • @capitalistpig1946
      @capitalistpig1946 4 года назад +19

      He is white

    • @casbahowl8128
      @casbahowl8128 4 года назад +91

      Omg what? No way? He’s the blackest sounding dude I’ve ever heard. That’s crazy. Dude must be hella ripped and tough looking to have this voice

    • @junglistmassiv
      @junglistmassiv 4 года назад +11

      White Knightington ud be wrong again

    • @capitalistpig1946
      @capitalistpig1946 4 года назад +1

      Nope

    • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
      @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 4 года назад +2

      WoahSlowDownBro! You know dunkey is white right?

  • @KoroshiroCommunity
    @KoroshiroCommunity 4 года назад +798

    You didn't win because you forgot to kill them in ONE HIT.

    • @perrypougins379
      @perrypougins379 4 года назад +5

      He forgot to shoot them in the arms

    • @LordMyron09
      @LordMyron09 4 года назад +3

      Thank you, Dark Souls! :D

    • @Ezzekiel73
      @Ezzekiel73 4 года назад

      The plunging attack is the most powerful move in the game.

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 4 года назад +136

    The game pass makes you feel 5% faster than everyone else.

  • @Peusterokos1
    @Peusterokos1 4 года назад +53

    Glad to see the GoW shotgun still turns people into mashed potato

  • @jordanpickthall0619
    @jordanpickthall0619 4 года назад +47

    I like the part where he said, “Hey.”

  • @sheauwn6974
    @sheauwn6974 4 года назад +863

    _Play Of The Game_
    *epic music dun dun dun*
    "Hey"

  • @jakubpalinowski123
    @jakubpalinowski123 4 года назад +1113

    Can't wait for the sequel to come out, titled Screws 7
    Edit: I skipped Bolts 6 because that game is probably going to be just as bad as Scraps 2

    • @notlawrence9439
      @notlawrence9439 4 года назад +17

      Ur really gonna skip Bolts 6?

    • @jakubpalinowski123
      @jakubpalinowski123 4 года назад +10

      @@notlawrence9439 Yeah it's probably going to be shit just like Scraps 2

    • @mleml2799
      @mleml2799 4 года назад +1

      Lawrence Atutubo i know right! It’s an absolute classic!

    • @lawsonguy75
      @lawsonguy75 4 года назад +6

      Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts is actually Gears 6

    • @denisp8432
      @denisp8432 4 года назад +1

      Screw 2 screw you
      Made by Ea

  • @benbenben123ben
    @benbenben123ben 3 года назад +1

    “Still got it”, “uh, I’m on your side”, and “hey” who could forget such classic one liners.

  • @firestalker11
    @firestalker11 4 года назад +28

    Hey I remember playing a gears game once. I got shotgun blasted over and over and then I left forever. Still no regrets.

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 3 года назад +4

      You should've played campaign no one plays Gears of War for the multi-player.

    • @ghantagamer8051
      @ghantagamer8051 3 года назад

      bruh same with call of duty btw campaigns are really good

    • @zazi5305
      @zazi5305 3 года назад

      @@fungi265 I mean, Horde and Beast Mode are pretty fun. Some of the multiplayer modes are actually quite fun when playing with people whondon't just default to the stupid shotgun rush.

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 3 года назад

      @@zazi5305 I thought horde was fun for bit but it got boring pretty quick and I never really played beast mode.

  • @FirmlyGrasp_IT
    @FirmlyGrasp_IT 4 года назад +161

    So... No one's going to even acknowledge that he had a blindfold on?

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 4 года назад +1

      With his unplugged usb steering wheel

    • @saladtalad1311
      @saladtalad1311 4 года назад +1

      @D Griffin And it was not even him playing the game. It was his little brother.

  • @bombasticbagman210
    @bombasticbagman210 4 года назад +1653

    My favorite character from gears of war was halo

    • @trentonyoakum1627
      @trentonyoakum1627 4 года назад +98

      @@pvsweetypie dont make me kiss you goodnight

    • @imjustaguy8232
      @imjustaguy8232 4 года назад +53

      @@trentonyoakum1627 kiss him goodnight

    • @trentonyoakum1627
      @trentonyoakum1627 4 года назад +45

      @@pvsweetypie fukn *muah*

    • @billrex
      @billrex 4 года назад +8

      I luv geers of war halo he says hey

    • @bombasticbagman210
      @bombasticbagman210 4 года назад +20

      @@trentonyoakum1627 tuck my homies in bed no homo tho

  • @vectorequinox6202
    @vectorequinox6202 Год назад +2

    They finally did it, a shooter where every weapon is unusable. Truly a bold and artistic anti war stance.

  • @idipped2521
    @idipped2521 4 года назад +22

    What's funny is that I used to be friends with all the karma on xbox. We used to play doom

  • @GhostedJackal
    @GhostedJackal 4 года назад +264

    It's amazing, after all this time it still seems like the shotgun is the only gun in gears of war. I would think that by now they'd have come up with a second gun for players to use.

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 4 года назад +16

      GhostedJackal yeah I remember playing it imagining all the cool cover based fire fights I would get into and imagined laying down suppressing fire with my friends and stuff but no it was just roll around with a shotgun. Never appealed to me

    • @yoyo21926
      @yoyo21926 3 года назад +4

      @@crustman5982 oh you one of those. anyways what you described happens at high level matches. watch an esports match. you have to get gud to experiance "cool cover based fire fights I would get into and imagined laying down suppressing fire with my friends"

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 2 года назад +7

      @@crustman5982 sounds made up

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 2 года назад +11

      Like, a second shotgun!?

    • @TransAth
      @TransAth 2 года назад +2

      I feel similarly about halo 3 and the BR. Though Gears has a bevy of neat weapons like the torque bow, dropshot. I'd love a mode with no gnasher or Lancer to mix it up

  • @boosted3
    @boosted3 4 года назад +1267

    Emile, kat, terminator, AND Batista? Yep, the gang is all here!

    • @gustavrider5561
      @gustavrider5561 4 года назад +39

      Those are the classic characters I grew up here. If they could only get one rid of those other millenial characters but I guess they need to appeal to the fortcraft generation.

    • @briann6962
      @briann6962 4 года назад +2

      When tf did terminator get there

    • @jakeywakey221
      @jakeywakey221 4 года назад +13

      Think you need the ultimate edition for terminator/halo skins

    • @fear1830
      @fear1830 4 года назад +10

      *Spongebon has joined the game*

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk 4 года назад +4

      @@fear1830 c'est bon

  • @kyledodson9393
    @kyledodson9393 4 года назад +6

    One of the few content creators that actually routinely make me audibly laugh, keep up the good work dunky

  • @MooseStoves
    @MooseStoves 4 года назад +1

    Ape escape music at the end of your videos always brings back nostalgia. One of the best sound tracks ever. Please make an ape escape video!

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 года назад +1872

    The comment sections of dunkey videos are probably completely alien to people who have just stumbled apon this channel and don’t understand at least 2+ years of dunkey memes and lore

    • @ShaunOfTheDodd
      @ShaunOfTheDodd 4 года назад +191

      they're also hot garbage

    • @DeclanLockhart
      @DeclanLockhart 4 года назад +6

      Also cause the game, the comments and the commentary are total shite

    • @giogiolachance4313
      @giogiolachance4313 4 года назад +101

      @@ShaunOfTheDodd your comment is E tier

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev 4 года назад +110

      @@ShaunOfTheDodd Get out, GameGrumps fan.

    • @rejoice182
      @rejoice182 4 года назад +1

      Truee

  • @redquoter
    @redquoter 4 года назад +1250

    "Welcome to Gears Multiplayer, where whoever has connection host wins and only shotguns matter. "

    • @AvengeStunneR
      @AvengeStunneR 4 года назад +55

      There have been dedicated servers since gears 3, although you had to have all dlc maps to play on them lol

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 4 года назад +44

      @@AvengeStunneR to my understanding tho, theres still host advantage on all the gears games, the host always has the lowest ping. Apparently high ping is a known issue with gears 5 right now as well, I have been playing with 300 ms and getting my ass whooped. Maybe it's just my shitty connection tho and the fact that I'm not a gnasher god

    • @VengefulMaverick
      @VengefulMaverick 4 года назад +20

      Get used to the gnasher kiddo. It's the staple weapon of multiplayer and always has been. It's like the BR for Halo.
      If you wanna run around with ARs like a headless chicken go play CoD.

    • @AvengeBerry
      @AvengeBerry 4 года назад +3

      @@AvengeStunneR fancy seeing you here stunner

    • @KCCCX
      @KCCCX 4 года назад +89

      @@VengefulMaverick lol bootlickers be like

  • @Quickscopinpanda
    @Quickscopinpanda 4 года назад +6

    "Lets go this way to flank em"
    Teamate dies!!
    "IVE CHANGED MY MIND"

  • @Gloverdude420
    @Gloverdude420 4 года назад +1

    Honestly, brought my spirits up, thanks Dunkey

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 4 года назад +151

    There comes a time when hard work and perseverance pays off. When every variable has been accounted for and every piece falls into place.
    These are the moments when you can see every move your opponent is going to make. These are the moments where your victory is so complete that there is no contest and no questioning of your dominance.
    In this moment, there is only one thing to be said...
    "Hey."

    • @spygun0442
      @spygun0442 4 года назад +6

      There are some jokes that are bad, some that are good, but very few are legendary, this is one.

    • @marcdhios7456
      @marcdhios7456 4 года назад +8

      joke 2 good, you have been kicked from the game

    • @spygun0442
      @spygun0442 4 года назад +7

      Marc Dhios your review of the joke was nitpicking and biased, I win bye bye.

  • @blasman103
    @blasman103 4 года назад +245

    Still can't believe his shotgun is better than other's when his little brother is playing blindfolded for the first time.

    • @taciokikuchi181
      @taciokikuchi181 4 года назад +2

      Imagine if he was really trying.

    • @ethenbradberry4857
      @ethenbradberry4857 4 года назад +3

      Daito Pereira of course he isn’t trying he doesn’t even have the console plugged in

    • @raptorrsr5817
      @raptorrsr5817 4 года назад

      He wasn’t trying

  • @jorgeromo459
    @jorgeromo459 4 года назад +2

    The newer the game the worse it gets, just like cod, Star Wars bf, and even get me started with fifa man

  • @kingezo
    @kingezo 4 года назад +59

    "Where you going? Taco bell? Wendies?" Dunkie literally just stated my diet, with a main course of bowser's big bean burrito.

  • @insertopinion5967
    @insertopinion5967 4 года назад +133

    *Mark* *Felix* and his famous catchphrase
    " _hey_ "

  • @MrOuest
    @MrOuest 3 года назад +2

    thank you, marceen pheonix as the actor the joker

  • @AkiraleTorimaki
    @AkiraleTorimaki 4 года назад +18

    1:52 I saw the guy at the top and I knew immediately how it would end.

  • @chasewarren9702
    @chasewarren9702 4 года назад +897

    Peak capitalism is not knowing for sure whether or not Dunkey is serious about the 5% bonus move speed micro transaction.

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 4 года назад +47

      You have to check if EA or Ubisoft made to game to see if he's serious

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 4 года назад +17

      That's 5% each.

    • @WARDEATHFUN
      @WARDEATHFUN 4 года назад +9

      I came down here just because I wasn't sure. I am gonna assume it's not the case.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 4 года назад +63

      Peak communism is not even being able to play a game

    • @efaust1263
      @efaust1263 4 года назад +91

      @@FelipeJaquez If peak communism is not being able to play a game then why do these Russians keep telling me to kill myself, huh? Checkmate, atheists

  • @pstain5415
    @pstain5415 4 года назад +71

    I'm here because i heard this guy has the world record on Bowsers Big Bean Burrito

    • @paulet4276
      @paulet4276 4 года назад +3

      Someone lied to you. Go check out Lilkirbs, he’s the record holder

    • @fehmeh6292
      @fehmeh6292 4 года назад

      It is false.

    • @lifeandpie6147
      @lifeandpie6147 4 года назад +7

      PaulÉdouard Fortin Not True, he didn’t have a blind fold on and had his controller plugged in and his brother isn’t playing, please don’t comment about stuff you don’t know unless you actually do your research.

    • @NotRogers
      @NotRogers 4 года назад +1

      Paul-Édouard Fortin actually Dunkey made the level and therefore has the right to the world record yet it isn’t displayed (because he made the level) that’s how good Donsly is at it

    • @pstain5415
      @pstain5415 4 года назад

      @@paulet4276 no videogamedonkey has the record i checked

  • @reesewest43
    @reesewest43 4 года назад +1

    this video will go down as one of the classics. great job, jason.

  • @joejosa8985
    @joejosa8985 3 года назад

    Gears 1&2 will always be my favorite.
    Lag switch, kung fu flip, crab walk, map breaks for assassination, and the best 1V1 clan battles. Best multiplayer experience ever.

  • @henreyeraser3402
    @henreyeraser3402 4 года назад +263

    Not dunkey's fault he didn't get that guy at 4:49, he had a blindfold on. And don't forget, he was hungry.

    • @edwinw1028
      @edwinw1028 4 года назад +7

      Henrey Eraser and Dunkey wasn’t even playing, it was his little brother playing with a steering wheel without the controls plugged in.

    • @henreyeraser3402
      @henreyeraser3402 4 года назад +5

      @@edwinw1028 And don't forget he was lagging.

    • @ramenboodle1985
      @ramenboodle1985 4 года назад +5

      @@henreyeraser3402 and dont forget he wasnt even trying. Imagine if he was trying.

    • @L-eye-t
      @L-eye-t 4 года назад +1

      @@ramenboodle1985 And don't forget that he doesn't even exist.

    • @henreyeraser3402
      @henreyeraser3402 4 года назад +4

      @@L-eye-t And don't forget that he doesnt even own this game.

  • @davidaldair613
    @davidaldair613 4 года назад +129

    No ones gonna talk about how Morgan Freeman made a guest appearance in the video?

  • @mokajones74
    @mokajones74 4 года назад +1

    Your ability to effectively capture the experience of each game en video is astounding.

  • @ThrillHouse666
    @ThrillHouse666 Год назад +2

    Been bingeing his videos lately and they each have had me dying!!

  • @Dakayto
    @Dakayto 4 года назад +529

    Holy shit, for a game that came out in 2006, it sure did aged like fine wine!

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +595

    Man, this brings back so many memories of playing original gow in high school.

    • @mrquentinjayplat9427
      @mrquentinjayplat9427 4 года назад +79

      Yeah god of war was alwayd so fun

    • @lm4585
      @lm4585 4 года назад +5

      @@mrquentinjayplat9427 Yup lol.

    • @adnan8837
      @adnan8837 4 года назад +7

      SpaceMissile I’ve only played Gears 1 and 2 previously and they were great games. Gears 5 might be the best in the series imo.

    • @Laxerjan
      @Laxerjan 4 года назад

      same! actual first online game I've ever played

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 4 года назад +1

      Well it should cause it's pretty much the same game

  • @SteelyDanzig
    @SteelyDanzig 3 года назад +3

    2:50
    This is exactly why I stopped playing any Gears games after two hours of multiplayer in 2006.

  • @ChubbySnowman3
    @ChubbySnowman3 4 года назад

    Dunky you da best. From Mario Maker, to Gears of War your videos never fail to make me laugh. Can't wait for the next one :)

  • @hannesc.9823
    @hannesc.9823 4 года назад +256

    I didn t know dunkey still played overwatch

    • @lukeskywalker987
      @lukeskywalker987 4 года назад +6

      Nice try. Any real gamer would know that he's actually playing Halo 64.

    • @mr.nickname9172
      @mr.nickname9172 4 года назад +2

      Luke Skywalker nicer try! But any troo dunklet fan would know that this is just actual footage of dunkey’s many victims fighting to death in his sex dungeon!

    • @noirlime4625
      @noirlime4625 4 года назад +2

      @@mr.nickname9172 Dunkey is secretly Nicholas cage.

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 4 года назад

      Sorry, but this is his last Overwatch video

  • @rrkk44nnmm
    @rrkk44nnmm 4 года назад +449

    Imma let you finish, Dunkle, but Gears of War 2 was the greatest Halo game of all time! GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 4 года назад +10

      For real though, the split screen co-op and the worm guts level were so amazing

    • @matthewgonzalez9537
      @matthewgonzalez9537 4 года назад +4

      Gears 2 was my childhood

    • @river7591
      @river7591 4 года назад +10

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased i win bye bye..

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 4 года назад +4

      @@river7591 i win bai bai

    • @horizonfan
      @horizonfan 4 года назад

      conker jones story wise yes multiple that’s all gears 3

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 4 года назад +6

    "hey"
    ~ gear of war

  • @Spiffy-sd5ix
    @Spiffy-sd5ix 4 года назад

    Your videos always make me smile. Keep being you, bro~!

  • @MABBS5films
    @MABBS5films 4 года назад +701

    That was cool but excuse me; I have to leave now and play animal crossing on my 3ds

    • @Yasviele
      @Yasviele 4 года назад +19

      Careful there, that's the one that makes kids go violent, isn't ?

    • @edwinw1028
      @edwinw1028 4 года назад +5

      Alex : “Thank you for calling Gamestop. This is Alex how can I help you?”
      Dunggie : Hey Alex ! It’s me, Reggie.
      I’m just calling to let you know, that we are shipping to your store 100 Copies of the latest installment in the Mario franchise.”
      Alex : “ Okay “...
      Reggie : “ I gotta go now Alex, and get back to playing Animal Crossing; New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. Goodbye !

  • @latinrev3822
    @latinrev3822 4 года назад +2622

    Biased, bad gameplay
    9/10 has a little something for everyone

    • @pacificgrim4661
      @pacificgrim4661 4 года назад +31

      Close this channel Bye, Bye

    • @RimshotKiller
      @RimshotKiller 4 года назад +12

      @@pacificgrim4661 Thank you, Dark Souls!

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +6

      LatinRev
      I win, bye byyyyye !!!!

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 4 года назад +2

      Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM.

    • @retrakk1054
      @retrakk1054 4 года назад +7

      Gears of war is such a boring game. Ive played 1 through 3 and I didn't enjoy

  • @potatoairpie12
    @potatoairpie12 4 года назад

    Best video yet, keep them coming.

  • @amentiamedia8941
    @amentiamedia8941 4 года назад +1

    I love all your stuff dude, everything you make amazing in completely different ways. Though, what you need to do is strategically lose to actually win.

  • @huismands
    @huismands 4 года назад +589

    Oh man, I love Gears of Hey
    Cliffy B really outdid himself this time. Thanks Michaelsoft!

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 года назад +8

      Ummm cliff b hasnt been a part of this in a long time, dah'ling.
      He's a failure now.

    • @Desiderata-md3ln
      @Desiderata-md3ln 4 года назад

      Gears of Halo

    • @seanrouse5375
      @seanrouse5375 4 года назад +4

      @@InnerRise isn't that sad though he brought us 3 masterpieces back to back.

    • @maxelsstellh7687
      @maxelsstellh7687 4 года назад +1

      @@InnerRise yeah... Very sad for him now, but Rod Ferguson and him did most part of gears of war, now it's just rod doing the franquice.

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 года назад +6

      @@seanrouse5375 yup, but cliffy got too big for his britches and made his choices, dah'ling. He took a risk. And now he's doing what he loves. Selling games. At Walmart in the Electronics section.

  • @a.b.1826
    @a.b.1826 4 года назад +223

    When he said “Hey” I felt that

  • @BigEOT3
    @BigEOT3 4 года назад +1

    The irony being that bit from Banjo Kazooie Nuts And Bolts where L.O.G says gamers don’t want 3D Platformers or collectathons But to shoot things. Over a decade later, 3D Platformers have made a big return, Banjo Kazooie are now in Smash and people want to see them get a new game as well as see the original 2 games ported to the Switch, and Gears of War continues to be the overly expensive drink coaster you get at GameStop.

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 4 года назад +1

    Dunkey, I love watching your video as much as seeing people trying to aim with a joystick controller in a video game.

    • @-Saitama
      @-Saitama 3 года назад

      You should watch people like Shroud and Doc playing with controllers 😂😂😂 absolute average players

  • @DadYT
    @DadYT 4 года назад +289

    Isn't this the guy that made and beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?! I love that guy!

    • @golaughxd1079
      @golaughxd1079 4 года назад +4

      Squiddy FancySon I’m sorry your dad left you

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 4 года назад

      wait did you just change your name and icon in the span of a few hours just to do that comment?

  • @mocacola
    @mocacola 4 года назад +18

    *shoots and misses enemy*
    "Still got it"

  • @cristianaeloiza7475
    @cristianaeloiza7475 4 года назад

    the description perfectly captures this game i didnt even know that it came out until this video

  • @singed420snowinit9
    @singed420snowinit9 2 года назад +3

    Shotgun still overpowered and people still don't use cover in a cover based shooter instead everyone just charges at you.
    Why does every shooter allow players to sprint at you with no consequences.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 2 года назад

      Try coordinating with 2-3 other people to fire their lancers at stupid pushes, you’ll be surprised by how effective it is.

  • @frankponti
    @frankponti 4 года назад +113

    If this game's so good why isn't there a Gears 5 2

    • @c5ys543
      @c5ys543 4 года назад

      Frank Ponti
      returns

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 года назад +1

      Right? I’m still waiting on Killbutt 3: 2 with steering wheel support

    • @lowesmanager8193
      @lowesmanager8193 4 года назад

      Reggie is just scared

  • @adammoynihan2589
    @adammoynihan2589 4 года назад +267

    "This game really makes you FEEL like The Terminator!"

    • @theomurphy6920
      @theomurphy6920 4 года назад +6

      This game really makes you FEEL like The President Of The United States Of America!

    • @TrioLOLGamers
      @TrioLOLGamers 4 года назад

      This game really makes you Feel like Knack

    • @BrickedUpp
      @BrickedUpp 4 года назад +2

      4.3/10

    • @briggasnax8575
      @briggasnax8575 4 года назад +1

      ha ha !
      this comment is both original and very funny .

    • @TrioLOLGamers
      @TrioLOLGamers 4 года назад

      @@BrickedUpp is something for everyone.

  • @kanthonyofficial
    @kanthonyofficial 4 года назад +1

    0:45
    good to see the "facing completely opposite direction headshots" are still in.

  • @restinginn9906
    @restinginn9906 2 года назад +1

    Hiding behind some wall for 5-10 minutes only to be one shot by the enemy. Classic Gears of War move.

  • @bobman2871
    @bobman2871 4 года назад +40

    "Lets go this way to flank him"
    Teammate gets blown to bits
    "I've changed my mind"

    • @jonnypferdeschwanz7479
      @jonnypferdeschwanz7479 4 года назад +1

      YO did we watch the same video????

    • @623dewdrop
      @623dewdrop 4 года назад

      @@jonnypferdeschwanz7479 I've been seeing variations of this comment for more than a decade, but in every comment section people still quote their favorite lines from the video. Give it up.

  • @jasonr4486
    @jasonr4486 4 года назад +409

    My favorite African American RUclipsr ✊🏿

    • @DJCreepero
      @DJCreepero 4 года назад +4

      jason r he’s actually white

    • @gasolinedrinker9170
      @gasolinedrinker9170 4 года назад +83

      DJCreepero
      the joke
      ________________
      your head

    • @JonCom3dy
      @JonCom3dy 4 года назад +15

      DJCreepero whoooosh

    • @cottonballs9
      @cottonballs9 4 года назад +63

      Can you please use the PC term? Basketball American*

    • @simplebryll123
      @simplebryll123 4 года назад +18

      you mean Puerto Rican descent?

  • @kefkapalazzo1
    @kefkapalazzo1 4 года назад +2

    I remember being 15 and playing switching btw gow2, l4d, and cod 4/waw/mw

  • @joegoldburg4352
    @joegoldburg4352 4 года назад

    New dunkey video is better than Christmas

  • @doabarrelroll60
    @doabarrelroll60 4 года назад +274

    4:51 mad props for representin ape escape 2 Port Calm level soundtrack my dude! First game for my ps2 right there.