How to rob a bank without getting a ton of years in jail.. Don't ever use a gun.. Do not move people around... Don't threaten violence to anyone. Don't jump the counter.
@Revera Rowe okay, I will say you are LAZY.... because I would have to walk over to Schomburg Library and look it up... so you once again have proven.... many with Smartphones ask the Dumbest 💩💩💩
@@quintonmiller8266 exactly. Race bait some more. Why don’t you tell everyone how privileged they are compared to you and keep expecting them to sympathize with you all the time . Not working well for you is it? Probably better find a better tactic
That one white cop reminded me of the town that had an arsonist running around setting fires for a whole year. They didn't catch him until he tried to burn down the local doughnut shop! Happy 2021 y'all. Peace and Love.
+Abu Ibrahim Alhatimy Lay off, humanoid. The girl looks about ten years of age. Chris Rock is primarily an ADULT oriented comedian. Somehow, I don't think she has "CB4" in her DVD stash, do you?
it's actually kind of backwards though. If this came out nowadays, it would be poking fun at how out of control people are thinking everything is racist.
one thing that i noticed is that back them they actually memorized their lines, now they just read and they don't even try to hide the fact that they are reading
I think a big part of it is how topical the current SNL has become. Seth Meyers interviewed Colin Jost & Michael Che about how some things are written Saturday morning now.
😂😂😂 Reminds me of that scene from Money Train where Wesley Snipes and his white police partner broke into an argument so intense the robbers ran away in confusion.
Ellen Cleghorne (teller), Dana Carvey(nicky), Jason Priestley (bobby) , Chris Rock (old man), Tim Meadows(other man) Chris Farley(fat cop), Kevin Nealon (other cop) I don't know who the last speaking customer was
I totally agree with the politics of this... but, I didn't find it funny at all. Timing is off, jokes just aren't funny. "Good suit" was the only good line.
-You guys just got the easiest bank to rob. -"You guys"? Who is "you guys"? And "Tropic Thunder" jumped into my mind: -Hey. What do you mean, "you people"? -What do YOU mean "you people"?
I ain't getting on the floor in my good suit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dead. af.
The way Chris delivered the “hey that’s not fair we got here as soon as we could” was oddly genuine for an SNL skit
Lol his delivery was perfect
"It's not a racial thing. You guys have the worst security system in town. - How do you know?"
I died here:-)
Racist
"Who's you guys?"
😃☺☺
How to rob a bank without getting a ton of years in jail.. Don't ever use a gun.. Do not move people around... Don't threaten violence to anyone. Don't jump the counter.
Those people up there robbing themselves again 😂😂
"...if you're robbing a bank, rob the bank, we don't have to hear your sorry ass jokes too....."
Honestly bro 😂
" *Hey that's not fair..we got here as soon as we could* "
- Chris Farley.
RIP big Chris.
A whole movie of this would be great
TheOrientalNightFish lol
Totally
Why??? this uneducated generation is pushing the race card on the 2010's kids.
@@adamsamuel8593 what makes you say they are an uneducated generation?
It’s called die hard 3 with Samuel Jackson
If this was a white bank they would have held us hostage😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dave chappelle: "black poeple are bad bargaining chips"
Yanga Koyina 😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆💪🏽
😂😂😂
If it was a "white bank" would you even be there?
@@carlfrye1566 🤙🏾
This bank robbery turned into a debate.
What do you think hostage negotiators are doing lol
politics in a nutshell
is not that ironic 👌
i love how it goes over the audiences heads when he says "i know they'll say 'all those people up their robbing themselves again' "
It’s not that deep
They were quiet because it wasn’t funny
@@714cjp OR ......it went over the heads of Orange County residents. Cognitive dissonance LOL
Lol I heard it🤣🤣 facts
@@714cjp Naw -- that was the one good line from this so-so sketch.
This is the first time seeing the majority of the SNL African American cast in one skit. All they needed was Eddie and Garrett.
"African American"
They not African. I cant find one of them who even been to Africa but alright.
@@bobshanery5152Shut up
@@bobshanery5152 Stop it!Just stop.
@@bobshanery5152 you sound like a retard
@@mariemeldron2984 truth hurts
“Cause we understand that they don’t take black hostages.” - Dave Chappelle
Not True... Black Hostage was taken during the Iran Hostage Crisis
@@Tjay5679 whoosh
@@Tjay5679 they didn't know. LOL
@Revera Rowe you are NOT to bright... I said the Iran Hostage Crisis... NOW use your GOOGLE MACHINE & research
@Revera Rowe okay, I will say you are LAZY.... because I would have to walk over to Schomburg Library and look it up... so you once again have proven.... many with Smartphones ask the Dumbest 💩💩💩
And that is how you stop a bank robbery!
Don't do drugs kids
@@pargolf3158 lol under-rated comment!!
It’s funny the robbers are more concerned with being seen as racist than getting caught
1:38 = "I'm not getting on the floor in MY good suit!" 🤣
Co-sign!
"If this was a white bank they would have held us hostage" lol
They were probably sick of all the race baiting. I’m sick of it by now too
@@larrygroShut your o
Privileged butt up. You sick of hearing about it? Try living with it tool.
@@quintonmiller8266 exactly. Race bait some more. Why don’t you tell everyone how privileged they are compared to you and keep expecting them to sympathize with you all the time . Not working well for you is it? Probably better find a better tactic
And that's a good thing?
The guy in the Malcolm X jacket is Warren Hutcherson, who was a writer on SNL from 1991-93.
"Post 79 KKK Grand Wizard Marjoe Crawley" on Mr. Show.
Yep. His father was a member of the Nation of Islam, which informed some of his early comedic routines on Def Comedy Jam and other places.
That one white cop reminded me of the town that had an arsonist running around setting fires for a whole year. They didn't catch him until he tried to burn down the local doughnut shop! Happy 2021 y'all. Peace and Love.
Great sketch. seeing Chris Farley at the end in a quick supporting cast role. Man! , RIP Too soon.
I ain't getting on the floor in my good suit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is that they guy that does the voice of Marty in "Madagascar"?
yup. chris rock!
+Elly Simpson WTF u don't know CHRIS ROCK??!
+Abu Ibrahim Alhatimy Lay off, humanoid. The girl looks about ten years of age. Chris Rock is primarily an ADULT oriented comedian. Somehow, I don't think she has "CB4" in her DVD stash, do you?
+Mark V lol didn't focus on her age 😁😁 u got a point
So young
cool to see Chris Farley. sad he's gone
yea man. i was suprised to see him in this.
Great to have Jason P and Chris Rock in a sketch.
Almost thought it was James Franco 😂
Cause his father probably sold it to you!😂😂😂
This is pretty ahead of its time. I can see them doing this these days
A S but at the end, the police shoots everyone in the bank saying “oh my god , they’re still here “
It’s almost like racism isn’t a new issue
More like things hasn't change much since 1992.....
..... Ok ok, it has.... a little... at snail pace.
it's actually kind of backwards though. If this came out nowadays, it would be poking fun at how out of control people are thinking everything is racist.
they wouldnt do this nowadays.
They were late because Chris had to drive from his van... DOWN BY THE RIV-VER!
one thing that i noticed is that back them they actually memorized their lines, now they just read and they don't even try to hide the fact that they are reading
I think a big part of it is how topical the current SNL has become. Seth Meyers interviewed Colin Jost & Michael Che about how some things are written Saturday morning now.
Look at the bank teller. She's staring right off stage.
@@yoshilu7451The guys running the comedy news desk are doing topical humor? 🤯
@@nichan008 I know, right? It's like they don't even have TIME to memorize their lines anymore like OP claimed 😱
"Hey thats not fair we got here as soon as we could."
That was the 'icing' on the cake!
It was pretty damn fast. Did you expect them to be right outside the door?
This was a crazy roster of SNL; the funniest guy walks in at the end.
Lol SNL had the best actors and guest stars I'll never stop watching SNL
“HAD”.
when ur supposed to study so u cant laugh or else people will know
so u have to keep it in
why is this so me
Ft tftt TTF f GTG f
*you're *you *you
the best way to get out of a bank robbery
1: play the race card
2: refer to 1
This was pretty good. What compassionate robber to hear them out. :))) This was actually good acting in it. I got engaged in it.
This would be a good time to plug-in Ad for “Greenwood Bank” brought to you buy “killer mike”
This is a classic
Glad the internet allows us newer generations to see it
"You guys?"
LMAO
"I'm not getting on the floor in my good shoes"
*suit
I believe those shoes would be on the floor one way or another. ^^
He actually said in my Gucci suit.
Suit
he said "Coochie Sue"
I wish people acted like this during actual bank robberies. I think robberies would be less common.
😂😂😂 Reminds me of that scene from Money Train where Wesley Snipes and his white police partner broke into an argument so intense the robbers ran away in confusion.
Or they'd just end up with more fatalities.
wow chris rock was young af
Saw this when it first aired. Completely lost it at "Bay Ridge" 😂😂😂
I want to see more of Tim Meadows. He's always funny.
“White men and their guns” dang if they didn’t get a sneak peak in the future
You are right. Black men don't have guns and never commit crimes. Juist ask a progressive.
@@jakestclair5682 awe you’re feelings 😢
@@jakestclair5682 I sense a crying Trump-supporting snowflake in you.
Everyone is liberal before they got mugged by a black guy lmao. Then they became hard core conservatives.
@@yawotton I don't think you and Rene understand what he's saying.
This is more relevant now then when it was made. 😂
At least Chris ain't get slapped for telling a joke this time.
This was more of a learning experience than it was funny and I loved it
the old SNL is perfect. So smart and funny and impressive.
This is only the "old" SNL to your age group. I remember the ORIGINAL SNL from the mid-70's
I have never seen this one. Man that is a classic! SNL was so funny back then.
Jason Priestly!!!! He was soooo cute!
This is brilliant! They need to combine this with Politically Incorrect Private Investigator skit
Rock looked like Raj from "What's Happening" 😅
😅
Your father probably said " oooh it's for a black bank🤔, just give em that special system we got in the back"
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Stars ⭐️ & bars
That Malcolm X Jacket. 💖💯😘 Why do I like it? 😿😊😒
Yesssss
+Anna Maria I'm white as hell, but I'd wear it.
+Anna Maria Malcolm X, an anti-capitalist, just like Che Guevera, turned into a mass marketing commodity. Irony.
This skit was filmed in 1992 during the release of the blockbuster Malcolm X by Spike Lee, so the jacket was totally in style and still is!
#90s❗️❗️❗️😍😃
i wasn't even born when they aired this!!!
I'm not getting on floor in my good suit
I love that the robbers say they on hard times yet one of them somehow can afford a desert eagle
a $1700 weapon lol
Help the 90s have invaded my computer screen how do I see more
Now THIS is comedy!
Right ☺
2/22/2021
Ellen Cleghorne (teller), Dana Carvey(nicky), Jason Priestley (bobby) , Chris Rock (old man), Tim Meadows(other man) Chris Farley(fat cop), Kevin Nealon (other cop) I don't know who the last speaking customer was
😂😂😂😂 when someone makes a good funny point all of them would be like : Yeaaaaah yeaaaah yeaaah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, almost forgot there was a time when SNL was actually creative and funny!
This is not funny or creative
it is, because the white cops didn'y shoot any black man. So it's creative as hell ;)
This is not funny at all.
The olden times
I totally agree with the politics of this... but, I didn't find it funny at all. Timing is off, jokes just aren't funny. "Good suit" was the only good line.
"...you guys?"
"Who is you guys?"
LOL!!!
This Skit was so Genius and Probably went over most peoples head
Judging by the comments section, you're absolutely right.
Yeah, this was such a tough one to understand.
I'd like to know who wrote this sketch its brilliant!
Im not getting on the floor in my good suit.lol great comedy!
In the rest of the world, robbers rob banks.
In America banks rob robbers. 😝
Not if your credit rating is good...
90's Comedy emphasized on the message more than the jokes because there was a lot to say and take in.
Still good, tho.
I miss Chris Farley
Invocated Agitator woahhh hahaha youre so edgy and cool!!
Thank you, kind sir!
This just randomly showed up and I'm happy it did
So crazy how relevant this is today loool
`If this was a white bank, they woulda held us hostage" 😅 brilliant
I miss Chris Farley so bad. Rest in Peace Beverly Hills Ninja \m/
Intelligent and funny all in one addressing some racist things and situations. Good skit.
I'll be honest Kenan, Chris, and Michael are the only Reasons I'm still watching SNL the second they gone so is my viewership
Rest in powerful peace Chris Farley 🙏
1:03 I though shes gonna say she's on da break :D
sheer timeless genius
"white men with their guns" hits different in 2021
How ? Isn't it about the same ?
You should look at the statistics from Chicago.. hint. It's not white people
No it doesn't.
I Know That’s Right My Brother I’m Not Getting On The Floor In My Good Suit Either 😂🤣😂
The deleted scene from the BH episode where Brandon rebelled.
Most of the audience didn't know the Bay Ridge, Brooklyn reference..."HEY! Les' go get a slice...WASSAMATTA-U?"
i was 15 days old when they aired this.
This is WAY before it's time!
i was three days old when they aired this xD
xiuhanworld I was in college when they aired this.
lol
+xiuhanworld I was probably drunk when they aired this
Joy Patterson I was definitely in college when they aired this, and probably drunk too.
I laughed WAY too hard at this...
Despite voting for Biden, this feels like the Charlemagne Tha God Interview :)
Chris Rock still holding his fingers the same way in the skit. 😂😂
Am not American so forgive my question- the dude behind Chris Rock what's his name? I think he is seriously underrated.
embe1 Tim Meadows. He was part of the SNL cast for most of the 90's.
embe1 What country are you from?
@embe1 tim Meadows
That is Jamie Foxx.
+drServitis Your momma is jamie foxx
Jason Priestley & Chris Rock in the same video 😂
Brandon Walsh and Chris Rock on my screen at the same tiimmmmmeeeee
-You guys just got the easiest bank to rob.
-"You guys"? Who is "you guys"?
And "Tropic Thunder" jumped into my mind:
-Hey. What do you mean, "you people"?
-What do YOU mean "you people"?
We all know it wouldn't end this way when the police came in
That's right sister your not a slave 😆
This was good!!! Look at JASON PRIESTLEY. Miss my boy CHRIS FARLEY ❤
Great sketch
It's funny (and depressing) because it's true :-)
😂😂😂If this was a white bank, they would have held us hostage
this might be the best sketch ever, just my opinion
Haha Brendon was a bad boy too
lol hey even a good guy needs to rebel every now and then!
All of them have SPEECH 100 (Persuasion)
I wish Chris Tucker was in this
Yeah, cause this makes so much sense... What are you gonna steal from a black bank anyway? Dept and a worse credit score...?
Three years a racist.