_Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Steven._ _And then Andy came about. He was nude that evening._ _Brightly grinning, Mike had said, "Punch this king, good man!"_ _Andy reluctantly did, then he turned and ran._ This has to be one of the challenges next Christmas.
Curious. Andy Farrant is an anagram for "randy fan art", symbolising his sensual admiration of the niche craft; Mike Channell is an anagram for "chalk line men" which symbolises the silhouettes of corpses he leaves in his wake of death and destruction, and Jane Douglas is an anagram for "ajandselugo", the trigger word to awaken sleeper soldiers the world over for the Great Old One Cthulu. Curious indeed...
"ajandselugo." Best not to speak it out loud. Nor is it any better to think of it longer than a second. Next time, put a warning. We wouldn't want to unknowingly derail Jane's plans by summoning her abominations too early.
In all fairness, Andy DID make it out of the city. There isn't much that can be done when every guard in the city magically teleports to the other side of the door when he goes through it.
The reason why Andy ran so slow was because he was running in a combative stance. If you are either armed or unarmed but you have your fists up you will run slower than if you didn't have a weapon or your fists up.
I was highly expecting for Andy to be weeping when he found out the news. But I guess this just goes to prove that Luke is the weeper of the group....and that angery Andy is a terrifying experience.
I backed this on kickstarter many years ago. Got sent a demo, a year later, but was only one village. I thought nothing would come of this game. I forgot all about it. I see all these new videos online about this new awesome looking game. I think - is this the same game? I go to site to check, and sure enough I have been issued a free copy ready to download on release day! :D What an awesome fucking surprise!
Kingdom Come is exciting simply because it's so weird; I would rather see games that inspire passion in a specific audience than games we all agree are 'just fine'. Dungeon Keeper, Demon's Souls, Katamari Damacy, and Deadly Premonition don't please everyone, but they filled niches we didn't know existed.
Andy: "Red Dead Redemption Two is DELAYED?!! WHAT THE FU...LL GAME RELEASE ISN'T GOING TO BE OUT ANY TIME SOON? Ah well as long as the final product is good and not too rushed." Ah, I like how calm and understanding Andy is.
To anyone who may have been watching this on the toilet, I'm sure Andy and Jane weren't judging you and are very sorry for intruding like that. At least, that's what I tell myself.
Kingdom Come looks very exciting for me. I'm not one to care about graphics quality, just gameplay and story quality; and the fact that it is extremely realistic just makes it all the more appealing. Looks like a combination of Dark Souls/Oblivion/Mount&Blade, and those games were absolutely fantastic.
I remember this one hyper realistic game I played once. It didn't have any magic, dragons, or even any armor! It was called "Math", and it must've still been in early beta because it was *full* of problems...
Did not "sheathe" your fists after punching the Jarl? What a newbie mistake! Everybody knows that when you're not in your battle stance you run much faster. Almost as fast as those guards who show up right in front of you in a blink of an eye after apparently you had kindly opened the door for them. Even though you're running from them. What a gentleman.
How about a list of games that willingly and unashamedly threw realism aside so we could have more fun? Just Cause 2&3 (momentum cancelling hookshot, anyone?) and Saints Row's gradual shift into total gleeful madness spring to mind.
I'm partial to the in game items so weird, that they must've been created because the developers were bored one day. I'm looking at you DA:I shield that's literally a wheel of cheese.
Emma Byrne I like it. Also in that sub-cathegory you have The Great Old One's Caress from AC Syndicate, Lovecraft-inspired brass knuckles shaped like tentacles. And to quote the wiki: "the knuckles's description reads that they "were hupadgh n'gha ng n'ghft", which loosely translates from Aklo, the language of the Great Old Ones, to "were born of death and darkness"."
Reasons Mount and Blade is similar to Kingdom Come Deliverance Combat: Both games allow you attack and block directionally. They both have excellent horse combat mechanic Armor: Historical design that also protect different parts of your body and not just a total value. Weapons: They both have weapon conditions and they can break in combat. Plus they both have realistic design and more commonly use stuff like spears, halberd. Needs: Mount and Blade require you to buy foods and rest to improve your morale/survival Background: Both set in historical era Developer: Both dev are small teams with no previous release Reason it similar to Skyrim: They can both play in first person
Hmmm, well that's a new use for developer interns. "Today we're going to be testing period armour. You'll find yours in the changing room over there. While you're getting ready we'll be over there, sharpening our swords and axes..."
Oh, Andy. You have yet to know pain until you've heard Dragon Age: Origins will not be being remastered because Bioware has no manpower nor time. Be strong for me.
I imagine the OXbox facility to be something like Kingsman headquarters... I mean they have the filming studio (obviously), also they have training facilities for new recruits, a science lab, a space rocket launch pad and probably a torture dungeon
Henry is the bastard son of Sir Radzig, his fake father is a Knight of the King and has the duty to protect Henry, the Prince (Henrys brother) dies, so Henry becomes the next King.
Jane has my reaction when Andy is super-hype about Kingdom Come Deliverance. Lots of surface "I can see why you're excited about this and which particular bits make you happy!" while attempting, with only moderate success, to hide the "WORSE THAN BEING DEAD" reaction.
Okay, either Andy is way better at acting than I thought, or that was literally his first time finding that out. I think I just saw 3 years worth of Andy rage in a couple seconds.
The people who made Andy’s phone know what they’re doing, I mean soaking in a toilet for a couple of days while on and it doesn’t need to be stored in a bag of rice to prevent short circuiting. Furthermore it is in such good condition that it can get onto Twitter in seconds. My phone doesn’t do that even before being in the toilet.
Comparing KCD to TES is missing the point. TES has a weak main story where literally everything in the entire world revolves only around you, giving you all the opportunities at every single point of the game. It has 0 social interaction (for heaven's sake, you get married by simply buying an amulett) and helps you with everything (map markers, quest logs, etc). I loved Oblivion and I liked Skyrim, but they are really flawed when it comes to social immersion or morality. No depth to it whatsoever.
People always describe this game as being like skyrim. it is nothing like skyrim. it has for honor style melee combat. the size similiar to the witcher 3. No magic of mythical creatures. Historically accurate armour and weapons. It does look like a good game. Im definitely getting it.
+moon bear - You say "immersion", I say "simulation sickness". I don't care how immersed I get in a game if it also guarantees I'll be hanging over a toilet half an hour later.
In the theme of historical games, here's a fun history fact: Americans never stopped using the British accent; Britain decided at the end of the 1700s (or 1800s I'm not sure) that it's general way of speaking needed to be more posh, so everyone was taught to talk in what is now called a British accent. That means that any characters in movies set before that time period should have American accents, not British.
Wow, I looked it up! _The General American accent is rhotic and speakers pronounce the r in words such as hard. The BBC-type British accent is non-rhotic, and speakers don't pronounce the r, leaving hard sounding more like hahd. Before and during the American Revolution, the English, both in England and in the colonies, mostly spoke with a rhotic accent_ . _Around the turn of the 19th century, not long after the revolution, non-rhotic speech took off in southern England, especially among the upper and upper-middle classes. It was a signifier of class and status. This posh accent was standardized as Received Pronunciation and taught widely by pronunciation tutors to people who wanted to learn to speak fashionably. Because the Received Pronunciation accent was regionally "neutral" and easy to understand, it spread across England and the empire through the armed forces, the civil service and, later, the BBC_ . If only everyone had just laughed at those rich people instead of deciding to play "follow the leader" they'd sound a good bit more like Americans today. Neat fact Kathy.
Henry is the bastard son of Sir Radzig, his fake father is a Knight of the King and has the duty to protect Henry, the Prince (Henrys brother) dies, so Henry becomes the next King.
Oh my god, Jane looks perfect in this video!! Anyway, I'll be all over Kingdom Come: Deliverance on Feb13. Have been looking for a game that "realistic" for ages!
Game of Thrones adaptations of realistic historic games are pretty common. the world of A Song of Ice and Fire is pretty low magic. In the beginning of the series magic still seemed like just stories and rumors of distant lands and take a while to really be confirmed, and even then it's just a very select few that can do just a specific kind of magic and are feared for it. If they do the mod correctly the player won't have magic, and would have to deal with any fantastic element s/he encounters without super magic powers, which is cool.
Okay...since the loading screens take absolutely forever, have you not read the one saying "You run faster with your weapon sheathed?" Put your fists down!
_Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Steven._
_And then Andy came about. He was nude that evening._
_Brightly grinning, Mike had said, "Punch this king, good man!"_
_Andy reluctantly did, then he turned and ran._
This has to be one of the challenges next Christmas.
Curious. Andy Farrant is an anagram for "randy fan art", symbolising his sensual admiration of the niche craft; Mike Channell is an anagram for "chalk line men" which symbolises the silhouettes of corpses he leaves in his wake of death and destruction, and Jane Douglas is an anagram for "ajandselugo", the trigger word to awaken sleeper soldiers the world over for the Great Old One Cthulu.
Curious indeed...
"ajandselugo." Best not to speak it out loud. Nor is it any better to think of it longer than a second.
Next time, put a warning. We wouldn't want to unknowingly derail Jane's plans by summoning her abominations too early.
Jocose Sonata I fear it is too late for that. I can feel her dark energy growing.
Very well. Then we should best pray for a fast death.
Sableagle I'm an expert anagramist and I must say your anagrams are 100% correct, A+ work
Don't worry Andy! Those articles haven't been cut out by anyone, they are sold separately as DLC.
Best "after credits" scene ever.
(Eats bee in front of guard.) "I'm here on important bzzzzness."..... he he he.
I can't bee-lieve you did that. I'd bee inclined to give you a hearty boo, but I need to go see what all the buzz is downtown. >.>
Kingdom Come Deliverance, finally a game that rewards my well honed fighting technique of running away.
I've got a feeling that was Andy's actual reaction a few days ago.
In all fairness, Andy DID make it out of the city. There isn't much that can be done when every guard in the city magically teleports to the other side of the door when he goes through it.
Best ending ever....had me laughing out loud....in the quiet carriage...I may have to start driving to work, totally worth it!
Andy trying to jump over a literal army of guards while naked may be the definition of a panic move.
So when can we expect Kippers to get in on the nude punching? All the cool cats are doing it.
I mean October is spring in the southern hemisphere, so technically it's still getting a spring release?
Kathryn Jean you right
Ahoy, mateys! Notification Squid here
outsidexbox
haha... squid.
I think I'll wait until the Monty Python and The Holy Grail mod comes out before I play Kingdom Come Deliverance
That end-of-video screenshot is just amazing.
Looks like "Don't tell Luke" has become "Don't tell Andy." Didn't last long though, did it?
And at least Luke was given a Dino Lego set. They didn't give Andy anything. The OutsideXbox crew sure is ruthless.
Andys taking the news of Red Dead’s delay as well as can be expected
The reason why Andy ran so slow was because he was running in a combative stance. If you are either armed or unarmed but you have your fists up you will run slower than if you didn't have a weapon or your fists up.
Notification popped up, and all I see is:
"Andy's Nude..."
😮
Hit that notification:
"... Jarl punching Skyrim challenge"
🙃
Disappointment!!
@Bi - furious Hehe with your username this is great
"I used to be an adventurer , then I took a fireball to the rear side" - Sir Andy of Nudism
I was highly expecting for Andy to be weeping when he found out the news. But I guess this just goes to prove that Luke is the weeper of the group....and that angery Andy is a terrifying experience.
Andy's scream gave me flashbacks to my childhood........
*Vacant Stare*
....we never should have given Dad Dark Souls....
I backed this on kickstarter many years ago. Got sent a demo, a year later, but was only one village. I thought nothing would come of this game. I forgot all about it. I see all these new videos online about this new awesome looking game. I think - is this the same game? I go to site to check, and sure enough I have been issued a free copy ready to download on release day! :D What an awesome fucking surprise!
Kingdom Come is exciting simply because it's so weird; I would rather see games that inspire passion in a specific audience than games we all agree are 'just fine'.
Dungeon Keeper, Demon's Souls, Katamari Damacy, and Deadly Premonition don't please everyone, but they filled niches we didn't know existed.
Best stinger ever, Andy is so upset and Jane looks oddly pleased with herself.
Swearing and Rageful Andy is best Andy. Let the hate flow through you.
i love it when Jane references the simpsons. It embiggens my love for outsideXbox
Andy: "Red Dead Redemption Two is DELAYED?!! WHAT THE FU...LL GAME RELEASE ISN'T GOING TO BE OUT ANY TIME SOON? Ah well as long as the final product is good and not too rushed."
Ah, I like how calm and understanding Andy is.
Well, good to know that my webcam is actually getting some use, though kinda wondering how much you guys saw...
To anyone who may have been watching this on the toilet, I'm sure Andy and Jane weren't judging you and are very sorry for intruding like that. At least, that's what I tell myself.
GhengisJohn Thanks for giving a crap, bub!
Andy: I’m fine as long as Red Dead Redemption is still coming out this spring.
Narrator: Andy was not fine.
Ahhh, nude Jarl punching. The greatest of all Skyrim pursuits.
Unlucky Andy, punched the jarl on his birthday, when all the best warriors throughout his jarldom came to visit.
Those reactions of when Andy finally gets his phone and reads the news.... So close
"wow im really loving this new sword combat its really-" *gets stabbed* "oh"
Good King Wenceslas and nude Jarl punching. These Christmas leftovers really need finishing off, I’m down to my last bag of chocolate coins.
I like the coordinated up and down arrows on Jane and Andy's shirts ^V
The way I click the like button says that I'm watching OxBox instead of working like I'm supposed to be.
I was watching this video on my television, and now, because of Andy’s frustration, all my neighbours know that Read Dead Redemption 2 will be delayed
Always love me some Nude Jarl Punching. Should be an Olympic sport.
Watching the last 5 seconds of this episode on loop
Lmao... omg what are the odds andy would punch the jarl on the day of the annual guard funrun?
I’m actually excited to play kingdom come looks interesting and you don’t need fantasy to have fun
Andy should have known that he'd fail. Only Mike can complete the Naked Jarl Punching. His one true calling in gaming
Kingdom Come looks very exciting for me. I'm not one to care about graphics quality, just gameplay and story quality; and the fact that it is extremely realistic just makes it all the more appealing. Looks like a combination of Dark Souls/Oblivion/Mount&Blade, and those games were absolutely fantastic.
I remember this one hyper realistic game I played once. It didn't have any magic, dragons, or even any armor! It was called "Math", and it must've still been in early beta because it was *full* of problems...
*Andy leaves the city gates*
Everyone: For the Watch
That end scene was brilliant
Poor Andy not only did Red Dead Redemption 2 get delayed but he also failed to punch a jarl in the nude
This is one of the best game descriptions I've ever heard. Never change!
Did not "sheathe" your fists after punching the Jarl? What a newbie mistake! Everybody knows that when you're not in your battle stance you run much faster. Almost as fast as those guards who show up right in front of you in a blink of an eye after apparently you had kindly opened the door for them. Even though you're running from them. What a gentleman.
The guards have a secret technique which lets them avoid loading times. If only Andy had access to it...
Why is nude Jarl punching not yet an Olympic sport? Get on it IOC!
So this video is how I found out the RDR 2 news...... I understand your pain Andy, rockstar will pay for this.
Andy's furious voice. The last thing you would want to hear during a battle. And it probably will be the last thing you'll hear.
So it seems the outsidexbox-hq is like the TARDIS: There are as many rooms as they like to have. Brilliant!
Andy can never know. Don't let him find out, it'll break his poor heart.
EDIT: I'm pretty sure he was about to throw that phone...
Nude jarl punching sounds like a metaphor for something...
How about a list of games that willingly and unashamedly threw realism aside so we could have more fun? Just Cause 2&3 (momentum cancelling hookshot, anyone?) and Saints Row's gradual shift into total gleeful madness spring to mind.
I'm partial to the in game items so weird, that they must've been created because the developers were bored one day. I'm looking at you DA:I shield that's literally a wheel of cheese.
Emma Byrne I like it. Also in that sub-cathegory you have The Great Old One's Caress from AC Syndicate, Lovecraft-inspired brass knuckles shaped like tentacles. And to quote the wiki: "the knuckles's description reads that they "were hupadgh n'gha ng n'ghft", which loosely translates from Aklo, the language of the Great Old Ones, to "were born of death and darkness"."
Andy: The closest comparison I can think of is Skyrim but without magic...
Mount and Blade: What do I have to do for people to notice me? >:(
not crash all the time and finally release bannerlord
I still think it more similar to Skyrim imo.
Reasons Mount and Blade is similar to Kingdom Come Deliverance
Combat: Both games allow you attack and block directionally. They both have excellent horse combat mechanic
Armor: Historical design that also protect different parts of your body and not just a total value.
Weapons: They both have weapon conditions and they can break in combat. Plus they both have realistic design and more commonly use stuff like spears, halberd.
Needs: Mount and Blade require you to buy foods and rest to improve your morale/survival
Background: Both set in historical era
Developer: Both dev are small teams with no previous release
Reason it similar to Skyrim:
They can both play in first person
Andy's face in the last frame is quite humorous
Hmmm, well that's a new use for developer interns. "Today we're going to be testing period armour. You'll find yours in the changing room over there. While you're getting ready we'll be over there, sharpening our swords and axes..."
gosportjamie
Better than getting those complicated coffee orders.
That's true...
Oh, Andy. You have yet to know pain until you've heard Dragon Age: Origins will not be being remastered because Bioware has no manpower nor time.
Be strong for me.
Wait it won't!? That sucks!!
"RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 DELAYED WHAT TH F*CK"
Haha Andy 😂😂
I imagine the OXbox facility to be something like Kingsman headquarters... I mean they have the filming studio (obviously), also they have training facilities for new recruits, a science lab, a space rocket launch pad and probably a torture dungeon
I hope Kingdom Come Deliverance... Delivers... I'll just go
I see what you did there. BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?
Thank you
It didn't take TWO long. Two, instead of, you know, "Too." ...Yeah, I'll leave with you.
Henry is the bastard son of Sir Radzig, his fake father is a Knight of the King and has the duty to protect Henry, the Prince (Henrys brother) dies, so Henry becomes the next King.
Boo you're Awesome!!!!
I like how everyone in outsidexbox has their own specialties. Andy has history, Mike has cars, Jane has tourtue and murder...
Jane has my reaction when Andy is super-hype about Kingdom Come Deliverance. Lots of surface "I can see why you're excited about this and which particular bits make you happy!" while attempting, with only moderate success, to hide the "WORSE THAN BEING DEAD" reaction.
It's not for everyone but I like the look of everything about it.
Also, I can't wait for them to do the nude king punching in Kingdom Come. I DEMAND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE NUDITY AND KING PUNCHING!
Okay, either Andy is way better at acting than I thought, or that was literally his first time finding that out. I think I just saw 3 years worth of Andy rage in a couple seconds.
We all know Andy subscribes to Red Dead 2 news, so he found out at the same time as the rest of us.
Did Andy tried to crowd surf over a group of guards?
(there should be a mod for that)
That ending was priceless. Poor Andy = (
Best. Outcard. Ever. (Best read in the Simpsons Comic Book Guy voice)
Please god let there be a dragon outside of Markarth when he finishes the challenge...
The people who made Andy’s phone know what they’re doing, I mean soaking in a toilet for a couple of days while on and it doesn’t need to be stored in a bag of rice to prevent short circuiting. Furthermore it is in such good condition that it can get onto Twitter in seconds. My phone doesn’t do that even before being in the toilet.
Why is Jane's giggle so loveable and leave me in awe every time I hear it?
I wonder if Andy is just sitting in his flat in a Red Dead blanket, patiently waiting.
Garrett Haslam he isn't. He'll be camped out at the rockstar headquarters until they release the game
Aaaaaah yes, Naked Jarl Punching. A time honored OutsideXbox tradition.
Can we just take some time to appreciate the complete and utter gravity-defying physical impossibility of the skyrim jump animation.
I can't wait for nude whomever punching in kingdom come.
So, KingdomCome is a little like Oblivion meets Dragon's Dogma with a touch of Mount&Blade for flavor and realism? I'm excited to try it.
Comparing KCD to TES is missing the point. TES has a weak main story where literally everything in the entire world revolves only around you, giving you all the opportunities at every single point of the game. It has 0 social interaction (for heaven's sake, you get married by simply buying an amulett) and helps you with everything (map markers, quest logs, etc). I loved Oblivion and I liked Skyrim, but they are really flawed when it comes to social immersion or morality. No depth to it whatsoever.
DrZaius3141 I should have been more clear. I meant gameplay wise. Story wise it looks more promising than most games I've played recently
Kingdom Come Deliverance looks like a kind of Updated Mount and Blade, which was quite realistic.
Guards: well looks like the Dragonborn is stuck in a loading screen again, shall we all circle round and surprise him on the other side?
I fee like they should have told Andy about RDR2 before his challenge, but then he would’ve just murdered the Jarl with his bare fists.
You somehow managed to get me excited for a game I wasn't interested in but now I wonder when it's coming Out.
On 13th of February... it's almost here.
Haha! Fools! You'll never be able to read me by how I press the like button! I pressed it at the beginning of the video before you were even looking!
People always describe this game as being like skyrim. it is nothing like skyrim. it has for honor style melee combat. the size similiar to the witcher 3. No magic of mythical creatures. Historically accurate armour and weapons. It does look like a good game. Im definitely getting it.
I was going to get it, and then I discovered it was first-person only, with no option to switch to third-person. That rather tempered my enthusiasm...
Robert Faber IMMERSION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CM Mates When I see this, I think Mount and Blade but with a story and no army management.
Agreed CM Mates! I haven't been this excited about a game in a long time and I know that's dangerous, but I've always wanted a game like this.
+moon bear - You say "immersion", I say "simulation sickness". I don't care how immersed I get in a game if it also guarantees I'll be hanging over a toilet half an hour later.
In the theme of historical games, here's a fun history fact: Americans never stopped using the British accent; Britain decided at the end of the 1700s (or 1800s I'm not sure) that it's general way of speaking needed to be more posh, so everyone was taught to talk in what is now called a British accent. That means that any characters in movies set before that time period should have American accents, not British.
Wow, I looked it up!
_The General American accent is rhotic and speakers pronounce the r in words such as hard. The BBC-type British accent is non-rhotic, and speakers don't pronounce the r, leaving hard sounding more like hahd. Before and during the American Revolution, the English, both in England and in the colonies, mostly spoke with a rhotic accent_ .
_Around the turn of the 19th century, not long after the revolution, non-rhotic speech took off in southern England, especially among the upper and upper-middle classes. It was a signifier of class and status. This posh accent was standardized as Received Pronunciation and taught widely by pronunciation tutors to people who wanted to learn to speak fashionably. Because the Received Pronunciation accent was regionally "neutral" and easy to understand, it spread across England and the empire through the armed forces, the civil service and, later, the BBC_ .
If only everyone had just laughed at those rich people instead of deciding to play "follow the leader" they'd sound a good bit more like Americans today. Neat fact Kathy.
Ok that's it you don't need to do anymore post-credit scenes, this one will never be topped.
Skyrim without magic? Yes. Yes please.
Love you guys cant wait till this game comes ou❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Okay, what did you all do to the like button? We all know to treat it gentle like, that’s why I give it a high five
Never skip the ending...
My headphones just died tho
Henry is the bastard son of Sir Radzig, his fake father is a Knight of the King and has the duty to protect Henry, the Prince (Henrys brother) dies, so Henry becomes the next King.
Oh my god, Jane looks perfect in this video!!
Anyway, I'll be all over Kingdom Come: Deliverance on Feb13. Have been looking for a game that "realistic" for ages!
Yet another absolutely amazing video by Oxbox.
I did wonder why nobody seemed to be bringing up the RDR2 news with Andy on the Live Stream earlier....it's alllllll oh so clear now...
That ending was perfect! 😆
As a non native English speaker, I'm always looking to expand my vocabulary. Thanks Jane! I'll definitely use 'turboil' in the future.
keg504 watch the video.
Game of Thrones adaptations of realistic historic games are pretty common. the world of A Song of Ice and Fire is pretty low magic. In the beginning of the series magic still seemed like just stories and rumors of distant lands and take a while to really be confirmed, and even then it's just a very select few that can do just a specific kind of magic and are feared for it. If they do the mod correctly the player won't have magic, and would have to deal with any fantastic element s/he encounters without super magic powers, which is cool.
Okay...since the loading screens take absolutely forever, have you not read the one saying "You run faster with your weapon sheathed?" Put your fists down!
I wanted to see the rest of Andy's fit for Red dead redemption delay
Andy's reaction to the delay was same as mine ...but a little supressed.