Regulus Black If you count reanimated animal corpses as zombies, the vultures from a game called 7 Days to Die would count. Late Sleeper Dark Souls, dude. Don't give up , skeleton.
So insulting players over voicechat is just Monkey Island fans making their own fun? I never realised there were so many Monkey Island fans playing *every online game with voice chat ever*
So, now we have : *Jane* , an Immortal Lich *Mike* , a Voodoo Sorcerer *Andy* , who obviously *can't die*, how else would he know so much about History ? *Ellen* , Chief of a Were-Kitty tribe *Luke* , A Boat-Dinosaur Specialist that works for the super secret strike team F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O (never say die) And last but not least, *James* , Probably the Evil Mastermind behind all this (despite being turned into a goat at some point)
A skull-shaped cloud on the sky ? Someone was murdered by You-Know-Who ? Let's check this ! I wonder if Jane has sign that she makes on the sky after killing someone with eldritch blast ?
"Now go get me an eyepatch!" is what I'm gonna say anytime I don't want to talk to someone. It's really an all-purpose response. "How's school?" "Oh, you know, it's okay--now go get me an eyepatch!" "Got a boy/girlfriend?" "Go get me an eyepatch!" "Please turn in your final papers" "Go get me an eyepatch!" The best part is that if I do it for long enough I'll end up with an eyepatch collection and I can finally fulfill my dream of poking tiny holes in two eyepatches and then wearing one on each eye.
Sounds like someone has a bone to pick with a commenter. Can't take a good ribbing, I see. Not every pirate joke is humerus though. I'll stop now... oh wait, I told a fibula. I understand if you need to take a walk in a large radius to cool off. I wouldn't want you to give me a knuckle sandwich out of malleus.
No bones about it, this guy doesn't like puns. I'd suggest taking a medulla feel better later if you do. Are you from the Land Down Under? Because you seem a little osseous.
Pig / pirate themed names? Has no one seen The Tick? A villain nicknamed Pigleg... because he was born with a living pig for lower leg, because... of course he was.
Boy Meets Evil ー SMB Clemente well that is exactly what a Hufflepuff would say My reasoning. Makes dad puns, overwhelmingly kind, incapacitated by cute animals. Hufflepuff
ACWells13 I will outline my reasoning Andy. Constantly bringing up history trivia, extremely competitive. Ravenclaw Mike. Rushes in first asks questions never, completely unfazed by horror games, likes fast cars. Griffyndor
For me the content of your videos are of such high quality that you don't need to tell me to like your videos. I press the like button first then play the video. Keep making awesome
Whenever I hear the words sea of thieves, I always imagine just an ocean filled with Garrett and Rogue the Bat and Sly Cooper as well as other famous thieves.
So Jane is a evil scientist/cthulu high priestess Andy is a sentient planet/time traveler And now Mike is a Voodoo witch doctor, just great, they sound like a squad of morally questionable avengers
Monkey Island gets included on so many lists and videos, I'm convinced that there is a new one coming out soon, and oxbox and oxtra were created soley as a viral marketingcampaign
I've got the April 2014 bootleg of the Dark Souls 2 SotW, and it's awesome. It's just got that rawer feel, with the old brown couch, back before OXbox went all corporate and could seat two people comfortably next to each other.
I am so hyped for this games' release! Been following the development for ages, can't wait! I was so sad when the final beta finished, I can't wait to get on board my sloop again...
I was in London earlier this week. On the train down there I read my guidebook and I found an entry for tobacco dock. It's very near wapping old stairs. That's where pirates were executed by drowning. They were chained to some iron rings, which are still there today. So if you're going to the dnd live show (like me) you'll understand why corizon may be looking nervous.
I’m thinking they haven’t shown much footage of anything because they want people to find out features on their own, like in BOTW there was so many things they never showed and it was so cool to discover them.
a skull with crossed bones indicates danger, i pressed the like button and nothing bad happened , ...i'm going to drink the substance with the purple triangle and skull, people have been lying to me all this time...thanks Outsidexbox
But, the subliminal message was: "if you're dead, eating parts of your limbs won't bring you back to life"..........no?..........well, it's subliminal so you probably didn't pick up on it.
You should really try out Blackwake. It's a multiplayer naval combat game with pirates versus brittish navy, so there's a bunch of opportunities for insults while fighting. Oh, and the best thing, is how they heal. Brits drink tea to heal themselves, while pirates chug rum.
Legendary pirates should be able to have their own mottos or leave messages for low level players to see when they wait for respawn. Since legends are already made ghosts. That would be really cool lore wise.
Ooohhh. So that's where all of Andy's lines come from. I'm sorta upset "Hello, I'm selling these fine leather jackets" was used on someone other than Rocco :(
I knew of someone who once dropped a piece of roast chicken on the rusty floor of their truck and since it didn't fall out the actual hole on the passenger side, they picked it up and ate it anyway.
What's funny is that I once did a similar thing with the Hogwarts houses. There were a group of us all doing sorting hat quizzes, and I rigged mine so that I could get Griffindor.
"Long John Oinky... No-one steal that" Err, I direct your attention to Jane in the first couple of minutes of the video "It's called sea of THIEVES" ;)
You might not think so, but it is actually a big problem for the natural ecosystem of islands that pirates left pigs and other invasive (non-indigenous) species on islands so that they could go back and catch them later for food. Pigs rutting was a large problem in Hawaii. I think that they were like shooting them from helicopters and stuff. I now have to Google that even I think I'm making it up.
“Now go get me an eyepatch.”
Right, like Andy just has piles of pirate clothing just lying aro... okay, fair enough.
D&D Gotta love it
Did Jane just lift solid gold bananas with one hand like it was nothing? Well, I suppose most super-villains DO have super strength...
"Zombies that stop chasing you in favour of performing folk dances when you disguise yourrself as one of them?"
"Majora's Mask."
"Agh."
Flying zombies?
What about zombies, that um... has no flesh at all! Just bones!
Regulus Black If you count reanimated animal corpses as zombies, the vultures from a game called 7 Days to Die would count.
Late Sleeper Dark Souls, dude. Don't give up , skeleton.
Zombies who run away from you?
Serpent of Yondrin Skyrim, when you use a Turn Undead spell or enchanted weapon.
So insulting players over voicechat is just Monkey Island fans making their own fun? I never realised there were so many Monkey Island fans playing *every online game with voice chat ever*
Andy Mcp that explains so much?
So, now we have :
*Jane* , an Immortal Lich
*Mike* , a Voodoo Sorcerer
*Andy* , who obviously *can't die*, how else would he know so much about History ?
*Ellen* , Chief of a Were-Kitty tribe
*Luke* , A Boat-Dinosaur Specialist that works for the super secret strike team F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O (never say die)
And last but not least,
*James* , Probably the Evil Mastermind behind all this (despite being turned into a goat at some point)
A skull-shaped cloud on the sky ? Someone was murdered by You-Know-Who ? Let's check this !
I wonder if Jane has sign that she makes on the sky after killing someone with eldritch blast ?
Jane’s dark mark is huge glowing Cthulhu head
The place did look familiar..
"Now go get me an eyepatch!" is what I'm gonna say anytime I don't want to talk to someone. It's really an all-purpose response. "How's school?" "Oh, you know, it's okay--now go get me an eyepatch!" "Got a boy/girlfriend?" "Go get me an eyepatch!" "Please turn in your final papers" "Go get me an eyepatch!"
The best part is that if I do it for long enough I'll end up with an eyepatch collection and I can finally fulfill my dream of poking tiny holes in two eyepatches and then wearing one on each eye.
Queen Andy's revenge hahaha best ship name ever !
I always thought super scurvy was when the lime ate you...
"They'd never SEA-n a lemon in their lives"... I see what you did there Jane, kudos.
Beating a skeleton fortress takes real skull.
Attacking a skeleton fortress, that sound like a bonehead move!
Sounds like someone has a bone to pick with a commenter. Can't take a good ribbing, I see. Not every pirate joke is humerus though. I'll stop now... oh wait, I told a fibula. I understand if you need to take a walk in a large radius to cool off. I wouldn't want you to give me a knuckle sandwich out of malleus.
AJOGAMING go BONE!
No bones about it, this guy doesn't like puns. I'd suggest taking a medulla feel better later if you do. Are you from the Land Down Under? Because you seem a little osseous.
Booooo! (Seriously well done)
Maybe the skeletons are sick of fighting pirates as well. Have you tried selling them a pig or a banana to see if they calm down?
Wouldn't they be more aggressive after being reminded they can no longer enjoy a nice banana or bacon??
It's ok Mike, if you accidentally break this Andy then Jane can just make another new one
Pig / pirate themed names? Has no one seen The Tick? A villain nicknamed Pigleg... because he was born with a living pig for lower leg, because... of course he was.
Jane must be much stronger than she looks. These bananas of massive gold must weigh around 400-500 pounds and she's waving them around like nothing.
Just to clarify. Andy is a Ravenclaw, Jane is a Slytherin, Mike is a Gryffindor, Luke and Ellen are both Hufflepuffs.
Mike's clearly a hufflepuff. Andy is also a hufflepuff :D
Is this cannon?
??? Ellen said she was Gryffindor in front of a live audience though
Boy Meets Evil ー SMB Clemente well that is exactly what a Hufflepuff would say
My reasoning. Makes dad puns, overwhelmingly kind, incapacitated by cute animals. Hufflepuff
ACWells13 I will outline my reasoning
Andy. Constantly bringing up history trivia, extremely competitive. Ravenclaw
Mike. Rushes in first asks questions never, completely unfazed by horror games, likes fast cars. Griffyndor
If jane doesnt have an eye patch next episode ill... dont know, probably still watch and blame Andy
Boo. To Andy. Specifically.
For me the content of your videos are of such high quality that you don't need to tell me to like your videos. I press the like button first then play the video.
Keep making awesome
Someone needs to look in on the Sea of Thieves developers. They seem to have an unnatural hatred of skeletons, what did skeletons ever do to them?
Whenever I hear the words sea of thieves, I always imagine just an ocean filled with Garrett and Rogue the Bat and Sly Cooper as well as other famous thieves.
Caitlin RC Y'ARR!
Can we add Patches to that body of rogues?
Sea of thieves sailed upon by Copyright Pirates in the HMS Metaphor.
I think of the sort of place where I'd go after becoming a privateer for the Crown. :p
You missed sea shanties. How else do you know what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Its what they want to do to me that i'm more concerned with...
So Jane is a evil scientist/cthulu high priestess
Andy is a sentient planet/time traveler
And now Mike is a Voodoo witch doctor, just great, they sound like a squad of morally questionable avengers
I challenge Andy to a duel!
*pulls out my sword*
My attacks have left entire islands depopulated.
Too bad it was in shame of your awful technique.
Andy: HUH!
Maybe “Long John Porcine”? Legendary opponent to the fearsome and terrible “Bacon Beard”!
You can fire people out of a cannon in Sea of Thieves. That's good enough for me.
Bootleg CD, in 2018! All the Legendary Captains must have laugh their spectral asses off at the Pirate Bay.
Does Mike have dolls of the whole crew and the next D&D session is going to be an explosion filled bloodbath?
Jane the thief? More like Jane the con artist. I saw that bit of Banana you did not spray paint gold!
Am I the only one that's noticed u can also hit skeletons with a sword, so that's 2 things u can do on sea o thieves. No dlc needed!
Nebulous, I love it. Who says the younger generation ain't do no good talkin' no more. Keep it up Jane.
I pressed the like button but I'm not exactly sure why, or what prompted me.
Me, too. Mike must have voodoo dolls of us all, it's the only explanation.
That catchy singing and finger snapping is DEFINITELY why Corazon De Leon is such a fantastic and Charismatic pira....... What was I saying????
Mike’s new shirt, the extended edition: “I beat the Sword Master and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
~Matthew Quinn
Monkey Island gets included on so many lists and videos, I'm convinced that there is a new one coming out soon, and oxbox and oxtra were created soley as a viral marketingcampaign
My guess:
Andy: Ravenclaw
Mike: Gryffindor
Jane: Slytherin
Luke and Ellen: Hufflepuff
One day. One day Andy is gonna get his lunch
I've got the April 2014 bootleg of the Dark Souls 2 SotW, and it's awesome. It's just got that rawer feel, with the old brown couch, back before OXbox went all corporate and could seat two people comfortably next to each other.
Andy's flourish for challenge of the week was worth a like on its own
"its just shooting skeletons" what you want more, man gamers today want the moon, in my day we were lucky if we had any skeletons to shoot
I am so hyped for this games' release! Been following the development for ages, can't wait! I was so sad when the final beta finished, I can't wait to get on board my sloop again...
My usual friday ritual is about to begin, get home, run a bath, watch show of the week whilst relaxing. Best way to end a week.
Sorry Andy I gotta agree with Mike, you're not a Gryffindoor. You're more of a Ravenclaw with that ready wit of yours.
I was in London earlier this week. On the train down there I read my guidebook and I found an entry for tobacco dock. It's very near wapping old stairs. That's where pirates were executed by drowning. They were chained to some iron rings, which are still there today. So if you're going to the dnd live show (like me) you'll understand why corizon may be looking nervous.
"Those bananas look painted"
*Jane turns the bananas*
"Those bananas ARE PAINTED!
When Mike dropped the Andy voodoo doll, I nearly spat Gin all over my laptop.
I’m thinking they haven’t shown much footage of anything because they want people to find out features on their own, like in BOTW there was so many things they never showed and it was so cool to discover them.
Jane!!!!! I just found out you were in Ready Player One! Congrats to being in one of the best stories ever written!
It is very awesome that Jane's first instinct when faced with the pig crate facebook meme was to fact-check it.
I've never played a monkey island game before, but Mike's challenge has got me wanting to. I'm off to the Microsoft store.
With Mike’s black magic, Jane’s death ray, and Andy’s historical knowledge Outsidexbox should only be a few short weeks from global domination.
The flourish was rather impressive. Kind of a Colonel Mustang of entertainment.
Andy should get his hands on that voodoo doll so that he can scratch his back in that one spot that is so hard to reach without any help.
You guys are the reason I get up every morning
a skull with crossed bones indicates danger, i pressed the like button and nothing bad happened , ...i'm going to drink the substance with the purple triangle and skull, people have been lying to me all this time...thanks Outsidexbox
“Now go get me an eye-patch”. That should be a new sign-off tagline.
The flag's subliminal message worked... I hit the like button.
But, the subliminal message was: "if you're dead, eating parts of your limbs won't bring you back to life"..........no?..........well, it's subliminal so you probably didn't pick up on it.
You should really try out Blackwake. It's a multiplayer naval combat game with pirates versus brittish navy, so there's a bunch of opportunities for insults while fighting. Oh, and the best thing, is how they heal. Brits drink tea to heal themselves, while pirates chug rum.
I think I understand the secret meaning of the pirate flag, it wants me to press the like button, took me ages to figure that out
I can imagine how Andy became such a huge Fan of pirates.
He watched OnePiece once and thought: "Damn, I want to stretch my arms like that too...."
C'mon, the ship should OBVIOUSLY be named "Jane's Button"
Thank you for painting a real picture of the game and not feeding the hype monster :D
I miss Andy's lyrical version of the oxbox opening theme.
I like how Jane was the one to go full piracy. I would have put my money on Andy all the way.
Have there been Andy, Jane, and Mike action figures this whole time and no one has told me??
I’ve played the beta and even with the the limited stuff to do in the beta, it was still REALLY fun; even more so with friends
I'll save you all some time - Andy's in Ravenclaw, Mike's in Gryffindor and Jane's in Slytherin. Don't believe me? Watch any of their Hitman videos XD
Milestone! Just watched my 7000th mattress ad this week!
...and an outside xbox vid.
Outside Xbox should do a top 10 must know video game references
Nobody tell Jane that Andy is petitioning for the title of Queen!
Jane wearing an eyepath?!?!!
WOW, this is so much better than MY fan fiction and...... I typed that out load didn't I?
I don't know why but I felt the need to like this video before the video ended
Yet again, we need an Oxbox merch store. I want the "Press Ye Like Button" shirt.
You guys are always kraken me up. Arrrrr 😂
Legendary pirates should be able to have their own mottos or leave messages for low level players to see when they wait for respawn. Since legends are already made ghosts. That would be really cool lore wise.
Ooohhh. So that's where all of Andy's lines come from. I'm sorta upset "Hello, I'm selling these fine leather jackets" was used on someone other than Rocco :(
I knew of someone who once dropped a piece of roast chicken on the rusty floor of their truck and since it didn't fall out the actual hole on the passenger side, they picked it up and ate it anyway.
Might you say that Sea of Thieves is rather bare bones.... eh, eh?
Boo!!
I someone found bodies at my work I'd "be on my summer vacation". Or "I had done extra hours and not at work that day".
What's funny is that I once did a similar thing with the Hogwarts houses. There were a group of us all doing sorting hat quizzes, and I rigged mine so that I could get Griffindor.
Please ensure you spell your Hogwarts House right. Although I can understand why you won't bother learning Gryffindor, as its the worst House.
Regulus Black
How's Kreacher these days?
Regulus Black, sorry about the typo; I was tired and hadn't realized the spelling.
That's literally the most Slytherin thing to do. :-D
Pirate insult challenge against the Swordmaster... That's evil
Ship customization you say? Time to try and make my own Thousand Sunny!
How about zombies that build little fortresses and towns out of the bodies of their victims? Has that been done before?
Pirate DVD's, they're "Arrrr!" rated!
Not sure if an eyepatch will go with the cool shades, Jane.
The skull on the flag just needs to be circular, then it's perfect
"Long John Oinky... No-one steal that"
Err, I direct your attention to Jane in the first couple of minutes of the video "It's called sea of THIEVES" ;)
I'd buy DVDs of these charming people!
I’m pretty sure Breezango isn’t watching outside Xbox for fashion crimes
You might not think so, but it is actually a big problem for the natural ecosystem of islands that pirates left pigs and other invasive (non-indigenous) species on islands so that they could go back and catch them later for food. Pigs rutting was a large problem in Hawaii. I think that they were like shooting them from helicopters and stuff. I now have to Google that even I think I'm making it up.
so you're long john oinky, and im gonna be captain piggywig or maybe scurvy hamm XD
Why do you guys keep saying shooting skeletons? Shooting people, at it's core, is just basically shooting skeletons.
Jane steals golden bananas? She's a kremling, got it.
I *WHAT* like a cow?!
You eat like a cow.
So he chews a lot??
Thank you! I had to go back 3 times to realize he said “fight like a cow”
Drive?
I think Mike is upset with Andy, because Mike is actually a Gryffindor, whereas Andy is clearly a Ravenclaw.
How is this the first time we’ve heard Andys pirate voice... for shame young knight, for shaaaaaaame
When I started this video, it had 50 views. I finished, refreshed the page, and the counter was up to 2000! Man you guys are popular.
I have to say, I did not expect Jane's flag.
Andy loves customizing pirate and ship but does he love lamp?
I would get Sea of Thieves but I’m not sure there are enough Skeletons for me to fight.
The "ad" I got before watching this video was longer than this video. You should co-pilot Hitman