Andy: "Speaking as someone who's finished Metal Gear Solid 5..." - that's really showing off Andy. Not even Kojima finished Metal Gear Solid 5. ...too soon?
outsidexbox id also like to thank your teammates at Oxtra for putting together the D&D live show. Excellent concept: light, lean, focussed and entertaining
outsidexbox at the end if the year will the notification squid add up all the challenge of the week points and depending on your points you will get different weapons in a gladiatorial FIGHT TO THE DEATH MWAHAHA
For future reference - if you deploy your glider immediately after you jump out of the bus and just glide back and forth over the island, usually about 30-40 people will be dead by the time you land, and the storm will have almost moved to the first ring. This clears out most of the decent outer landing zones so you can take your sweet time schnaffling all the left over resources and weapons.
My go-to plan for Fortnite is to stay in the air as long as possible. Don't jump out of the bus until it kicks you off, immediately pull your chute, and then go to an isolated plateau near Dusty Depot. By the time I've even landed, 40 people have died and by the time I have to move I'm usually already in the top 20 or 30. I might be playing like a coward, but it's better than being gunned down 5 seconds into the match.
Jane, swimming in like buttons is fine as long as you remember this isn't The Sims. Don't try to remove the ladder while Andy and Mike are swimming. Also, don't build walls around the pool. You've performed enough experiments on them, don't you think?
Janes shirt.. "oh, what a cute rabbit" i thought.. but then i rememberd Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. I´m sure now thats Janes subtle hint of how she´s going to take over the world.. And just now i ran out of holy handgrenades.. just my luck..
Kojima and Mikkelsen are living in a converted oil platform and travel the world in a modified Hercules plane that doubles as a command centre/second house/pillow fort and solve crimes that usually involve food. The converted oil platform also has a pillow fort. Edit: I'd much rather play a game based on that premise than Metal Gear Survive. Then again, that's true for a lot of things, so let's just say I'd play that game.
To be fair Jane probably putting poison in Andys tea has nothing to do with the Hitman game and is just a normal risk that comes with leaving your drink alone around her.
There's always a point in the episode that earns my like, if not I try to make sure to hit it anyway... But Andy's face as he said "you don't want that death on your hands" completely earned it this time
Hey team, I just want you to know how awesome it is to have a show like this. It's like the good videogame TV show I always assumed would eventually materialize but never did.
Nice to see Jane brought her neon sign saying "Jane Is Here " from the last time she played Fortnite. I'm not sue anyone would have been able to see her making that building in the middle of that open field without it.
I mean I am genuinely impressed how the OXbox team always manages to edit out Prudence's horns, but they did mess up her hair in the bits in the sofa. It wasn't on her left shoulder. From her perspective that is.
Glad to hear Jane's space program is back on track. I was a bit worried after the Kerbil Space Program episode, when she pretended she didn't know how an orbit works. Silly me for falling for the ruse.
With Jane talking about her space program and Andy talking about how he was going to put her building knowledge to the test, I was expecting Jane's challenge to be based around building a rocket. Unfortunately, she built a fortress. I guess I'll just have to stick some rocket engines on the foundations, throw some fuel tanks in there, and...um...you didn't hear anything!
Andy, after five years you _can't_ be surprised by Jane. At this point isn't "Did she poison your tea?" It's instead "Okay, Jane, what kind of poison and did you remember to preemptively call an ambulance?" At which she wouldn't respond and Ellen and Luke would come in pretending to be paramedics who arrived to the scene too late.
Now all I can imagine is the Oxbox team swimming in one of the big blow-up pools where instead of water it's filled with severed hands... thanks for the nightmares, guys.
This video could easily be renamed "Disappointment: the many faces of Jane contemplating metal gear solid survive" Seriously, those eyes have told me ALL the stories lmao
Jane got to experience some weightlessness with the parabolic flights, but Mike takes the cake in getting into orbit. We still aren't sure where his orbit will take him, but he's definitely going places.
That challenge would be hard, but then again, the first time I ever won Fortnite was without me or me teammates (squad) shooting anyone. We we're near anyone until the end, and then the last team somehow exploded themselves. I was the only one who even saw an enemy. I know no one will believe this, but idk, it happened, and it was awesome.
Color Me impressed Jane only just launched Mike into space via car-rocket and he's already managed to establish connection through a satellite to beam back down and communicate with earth so he can help out with Jane's challenge
While it may appear as if Jane tricked Mike into getting launched into space in a Tesla, it was actually Ellen. Mike made some snide remark about Kingdoms of Amalur.....
Oh no, Mike! He got shot into space... well at least he’s in a car, that’ll cheer him up a little. He’s up there making car noises while he floats aimlessly. That’ll keep him entertained for a while, until Jane builds a teleporter and brings him back.
Jane didn’t put emetic poison in your tea Andy. She put a much slower poison that takes about a week you affect you. So you should be fine as long at you find the antidote.
I already knew I loved Jane....then she wears a shirt with a rabbit on it. A rabbit, my spirit animal and nickname. All the rabbits in all the world salute you Jane, and if you would like to be an honorary rabbit, we would be proud to have you join our ranks.
The only thing I bother building in Fortnite is a new wall for whichever shack I've decided to hide in. I knock down the one with the door and build a new one with no door in place of it, then hide away from everybody. It's as close as I am ever likely to get to paradise.
Protip: If you want to go pacifist survival in Fortnite, stay in the air as long as possible, drifting slowly down to the attic in loot lake and just hide there silently. Couple days ago I made 3rd, with nothing on me. The guy who killed me must have been baffled when he sniped me and nothing popped out...
Kojima going all "Man, this is why I don't deal with their nonsense no more. XD" As for Fortnite, we can't be surprised Jane got attacked. Everyone knows you shoot the Ewoks before anyone else! Speaking of extraterrestrial life! *starts funding a project to rescue Mike using his giant totally not a Metal Gear machine*
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Andy: "Speaking as someone who's finished Metal Gear Solid 5..." - that's really showing off Andy. Not even Kojima finished Metal Gear Solid 5.
...too soon?
Ben Borthwick sadly too trye
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I think we need the airhorn again.
Jane's hair...not over one shoulder...the Apocalypse is here! Run while you still can!
BOONERBOYO no reason to fear, ... yet, the sign of the apocalypse is Jane's hair over her *right* shoulder
Rumour has it her left ear does not exist... It might just be me thinking but it seems like it should be a rumour
Kitty Meow There's actually a SOTW with exactly that. Took me ages to figure out why everything felt vaguely wrong. Moreso than usual, I mean.
ashtherion WHAT! which one?
Kitty Meow actually happened once. Mikes head exploded.
outsidexbox id also like to thank your teammates at Oxtra for putting together the D&D live show. Excellent concept: light, lean, focussed and entertaining
Is Jane wearing a Watership Down T-Shirt?
Survive is fun and Xbox has no right to talk about Metal Gear like they know the story.
outsidexbox at the end if the year will the notification squid add up all the challenge of the week points and depending on your points you will get different weapons in a gladiatorial FIGHT TO THE DEATH MWAHAHA
KahosSaint survive may be a great game but it is NOT a metal gear game
No Kojima-san = no metal gear
Remember kids, building is for nerds unless you build a Death Star. Again.
Is that why Jane was collecting all of that metal? To build another Death Star? It all makes sense now :O
It's "Orbital Pokemon Gym" not Death Star. >tsk tsk tsk
Third time's the charm?
4th times the charm
And again....and again....and again....
For future reference - if you deploy your glider immediately after you jump out of the bus and just glide back and forth over the island, usually about 30-40 people will be dead by the time you land, and the storm will have almost moved to the first ring. This clears out most of the decent outer landing zones so you can take your sweet time schnaffling all the left over resources and weapons.
Then you can crouch in a tree until the zone overtakes you, often there'll be only 5 or ten players left if you pick trees wisely
My go-to plan for Fortnite is to stay in the air as long as possible. Don't jump out of the bus until it kicks you off, immediately pull your chute, and then go to an isolated plateau near Dusty Depot. By the time I've even landed, 40 people have died and by the time I have to move I'm usually already in the top 20 or 30. I might be playing like a coward, but it's better than being gunned down 5 seconds into the match.
Lucas M May not be the honorable way but it is the effective way. Can’t argue with results.
All's fair in love and war.
Is it better?
If you think about it though, Mike's going faster than anyone else has ever gone in a Tesla. That's _got_ to excite him.
Andys impression of Snake took me by surprise. Has anyone ever saw them 2 in a room at the same time?
Am I the only one who at first thought the crystals on the zombies' heads were party hats?
No... and frankly I was disappointed when I realized they weren't party hats.
"Are they on Easy Mode? Are those Dunce Caps?"
Jane, swimming in like buttons is fine as long as you remember this isn't The Sims. Don't try to remove the ladder while Andy and Mike are swimming. Also, don't build walls around the pool. You've performed enough experiments on them, don't you think?
It's been five years. She's in too deep at this point.
Janes shirt.. "oh, what a cute rabbit" i thought.. but then i rememberd Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. I´m sure now thats Janes subtle hint of how she´s going to take over the world.. And just now i ran out of holy handgrenades.. just my luck..
Kojima and Mikkelsen are living in a converted oil platform and travel the world in a modified Hercules plane that doubles as a command centre/second house/pillow fort and solve crimes that usually involve food. The converted oil platform also has a pillow fort.
Edit: I'd much rather play a game based on that premise than Metal Gear Survive. Then again, that's true for a lot of things, so let's just say I'd play that game.
One of my favorite things about an extended "press the like button" bit is watching Andy's composure slowly crumble. :D
I got a comment read! Agh I'm going to have to celebrate here because no-one in the real world is going to understand my joy!
I heard "I just checked our MIKE storage bin out back."
To be fair Jane probably putting poison in Andys tea has nothing to do with the Hitman game and is just a normal risk that comes with leaving your drink alone around her.
You do know Jane is in the running for Hannibal's next apprentice.
Mike is a Kerbal, confirmed.
Kerbanaut.
The fact that you thought that the storm would let you build something bigger than a single cubic tile space. Such innocence.
"It'll be noisy"
Proceeds to chop down a tree extremely loudly
Jane vs Elon Musk is the sinister mastermind rivalry we've all been waiting for.
Laszlok what are you talking about Musk is an utter moron! Jane would have no problem outwiting him.
But who will kill James Bond first??
MGS Survive is one of the only games I've seen OXbox actually be critical of. It's interesting.
Really? They straight up hated colonial marines as well.
They also hated "Hello Neighbor"
I am laughing like a drain at that sweet air horn 😂 * drops mic *
There's always a point in the episode that earns my like, if not I try to make sure to hit it anyway... But Andy's face as he said "you don't want that death on your hands" completely earned it this time
Hey team, I just want you to know how awesome it is to have a show like this. It's like the good videogame TV show I always assumed would eventually materialize but never did.
Nice to see Jane brought her neon sign saying "Jane Is Here " from the last time she played Fortnite. I'm not sue anyone would have been able to see her making that building in the middle of that open field without it.
I share an arch enemy with Jane? I'm torn between joy and mourning Mike's poor car.
Been looking forward to this all week. Although that's the case every week. Love this channel with great content from you guys!
Drinking game: take a shot everytime someone says Metal Gear.
Oh my poor liver :(
I mean I am genuinely impressed how the OXbox team always manages to edit out Prudence's horns, but they did mess up her hair in the bits in the sofa. It wasn't on her left shoulder. From her perspective that is.
we really need more of Andy's singing voice. He absolutely nailed that tune
Show of The Week and Weekend are better than TV shows.
Lord Pizza The Great 1000x over
What even are TV shows, m8?
Is that even a questions?
You blew up his car? Come on Jane! You were supposed to be the one that was GOOD at getting stuff back from space.
She did get it back, it's just that nobody told her what state to bring it back in
Fair enough, Hope she does better when it's time to rescue Mike.
Elon Musk must be a Kerbel in disguise and just got revenge on Mike.
'You learn how to build basic fences, so you can create de-fences' - Jane, unintentional pun master
Andy - (Starts singing the Trolley Song)
Men - (Currently performing in that musical) No.......NO........NoooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
I swear this is the first time I've seen one of this channels videos in my sub box in months
Big Boss is just like a child on christmas, RnD works really hard on the wormhole technology and he just wants to use the box it came in
I knew it. Big Boss is really a cat.
To be fair when that box has a big flip down sexy lady on it who can blame him.
Channell Space program.
Glad to hear Jane's space program is back on track. I was a bit worried after the Kerbil Space Program episode, when she pretended she didn't know how an orbit works. Silly me for falling for the ruse.
With Jane talking about her space program and Andy talking about how he was going to put her building knowledge to the test, I was expecting Jane's challenge to be based around building a rocket. Unfortunately, she built a fortress. I guess I'll just have to stick some rocket engines on the foundations, throw some fuel tanks in there, and...um...you didn't hear anything!
'Get inside the safety zone' very catchy.. Andy should do safety presentations for schools :P
Andy, after five years you _can't_ be surprised by Jane.
At this point isn't "Did she poison your tea?" It's instead "Okay, Jane, what kind of poison and did you remember to preemptively call an ambulance?"
At which she wouldn't respond and Ellen and Luke would come in pretending to be paramedics who arrived to the scene too late.
I remember singing the Trolley Song last year in 7th-8th grade chorus.
I'm desperately waiting for more GTAO. Feels more like two weeks have passed since the DeLorean heist
The D&D live videos made me force myself to watch the entirety of Wild Wild West at 3 in the morning, and boy was it worth it.
Now all I can imagine is the Oxbox team swimming in one of the big blow-up pools where instead of water it's filled with severed hands... thanks for the nightmares, guys.
When you are getting materials, try getting the circles, they give you more materials and help you get it quicker.
ANDY: *Militaires Sans Frontieres*
JANE: Yeah
Poor Mike is going to be so irradiated from his trip into space, he is going to look worse than Aliens Colonial Marines
Suddenly Andy disappears from the episodes.
Mike: Where's Andy?
Jane: On...holiday...yeah! It's not like he was poisoned or anything.
The rabbit on Jane's T, does it remind anyone else of Watership Down? Now trying to repress all lot of childhood trauma.
Jane vs Elon Musk. I’m team Jane all the way!!
The Oxbox crew must have one the best 'like to dislike' ratios on this site, in terms of consistency too.
This video could easily be renamed "Disappointment: the many faces of Jane contemplating metal gear solid survive"
Seriously, those eyes have told me ALL the stories lmao
Andy you freaking idea thief! I was just thinking "highway to the safety zone", and then you started in.
Mike living the dream, driving a Tesla off into space like a boss!!
Ok lets all agree this has to be in the top 10 show of the week episodes of all time. And ive seen all 11 episodes so far.
Mads Mikkelsen looking at the camera like; ''Tall, lean Japanese people make the best cello strings''.
people turning into cats ellen forget koa this is your dream game right there
i do like how they don't say it's a bad game but you know it's not going to be good
Jane got to experience some weightlessness with the parabolic flights, but Mike takes the cake in getting into orbit. We still aren't sure where his orbit will take him, but he's definitely going places.
It's strange that they got up from the sofa just to talk in the other room.
Does Mike know about the car going to space?
He's in the car!!!!
I've just finished watching the video and have realized that my assumption was false, Mike is in a different car... Although I wasn't far off.
Glad to see Mike and Andy advised Jane to avoid Tilted Towers after the carnage I may have caused on the last livestream
While Mike is now trapped in the cold emptiness of space, he has a free Tesla. Totally worth it.
That challenge would be hard, but then again, the first time I ever won Fortnite was without me or me teammates (squad) shooting anyone. We we're near anyone until the end, and then the last team somehow exploded themselves. I was the only one who even saw an enemy.
I know no one will believe this, but idk, it happened, and it was awesome.
I was about to write that Mike was blown into space by Jane but than the video played the outro and just fully confirmed my speculation.
Color Me impressed Jane only just launched Mike into space via car-rocket and he's already managed to establish connection through a satellite to beam back down and communicate with earth so he can help out with Jane's challenge
Great Scott! Mikes in space? You know what this means? Mike is the Stig!
I need more of Andy singing and/or doing an (admittedly very good) American accent.
I am eagerly awaiting next week’s episode where we’ll discover how Mike made it back to Earth. Or he shows up with no explanation. That works too!
Mike had to check that orbital laser, so he had to go to ... ‘SpaaAaCce’. Seems totally legit
Don't forget to give your next test subject a towel when you inevitably launch them into space in their own car
Jane you literally did a segment in a video talking about how ludicrous the science of the Fulton wormholes in metal gear solid 5
Oh good, Mike's getting a head start on Surviving Mars.
Well, Mike's not coming down any time soon, Jane or Andy now has to own the Doomsday Heist.
My GOD!!!
Metal gear: royale
Give this man a medal, idea of the decade!
While it may appear as if Jane tricked Mike into getting launched into space in a Tesla, it was actually Ellen. Mike made some snide remark about Kingdoms of Amalur.....
I see Andy came dressed as hiding upstairs Harry potter from the chamber of secrets
Such a shame that they picked zombies. I would have paid £60 for a community driven, in depth level editor.
Oh no, Mike! He got shot into space... well at least he’s in a car, that’ll cheer him up a little. He’s up there making car noises while he floats aimlessly. That’ll keep him entertained for a while, until Jane builds a teleporter and brings him back.
Also lovely nails Jane!
Jane didn’t put emetic poison in your tea Andy. She put a much slower poison that takes about a week you affect you. So you should be fine as long at you find the antidote.
I already knew I loved Jane....then she wears a shirt with a rabbit on it. A rabbit, my spirit animal and nickname. All the rabbits in all the world salute you Jane, and if you would like to be an honorary rabbit, we would be proud to have you join our ranks.
How do you know it's a Metal Gear game? It's got a giant mobile nuclear launching Metal Gear in it! That's wrapped up...what's for lunch?
When mining materials, aim for the glowing blue circle, it'll make you mine faster. Glad to see I'm not the only one who's a but lost in FNBR
The only thing I bother building in Fortnite is a new wall for whichever shack I've decided to hide in. I knock down the one with the door and build a new one with no door in place of it, then hide away from everybody. It's as close as I am ever likely to get to paradise.
A distinct lack of Mike in this episode... Jane, you did remember to make sure he wasn't in the car BEFORE you "sent it into space", right?
'someone only so brave would be making this much noise this early in the game' yeah that or Ian Higton
So... is JASA hiring? I very good at watching videos! just saying
Cars are only the first test! Soon it will be the mind control satellites to facilitate Janes earth conquest
What do you mean when you say "retire"? What kind of meat? You know what? I didnt ask! Forget I was here!
Alright who gave Jane the Titan formula? Weaponising your co-workers is rarely a successful plan, I mean look at the Joker! Oh wait HE'S DEAD.
I've heard that Jane's smile can cure all illnesses.
Why do I have a feeling that Jane is actually working on space domination and keeping it from everyone...
Keeping it from everyone? She has been pretty open about it.
Lucas M very true, she gives us updates every few videos
Adam Clarke Actually she's explicitly stated that like 5x
Jane does strike me as the sort of person who liked 4X games actually :p
Emetic poison in the tea, the one reason Janes cafe chain failed and she had to come work for Outside Xbox
Dear Overlord Jane..... Is that a Watership Down rabbit on your shirt, or a Peter Cottontail? Because it looks like a Watership Down one.
It looks like Peter Rabbit from the new film.
James: Kind of hard to tell without the traditional "Blue Coat" that you would associate with Peter Rabbit.
We now know that Andy is immune to poison.
Metal gear survive is about as popular as using a ouija board to summon jimmy saville at a kids slumber party.
Protip: If you want to go pacifist survival in Fortnite, stay in the air as long as possible, drifting slowly down to the attic in loot lake and just hide there silently. Couple days ago I made 3rd, with nothing on me. The guy who killed me must have been baffled when he sniped me and nothing popped out...
Kojima going all "Man, this is why I don't deal with their nonsense no more. XD" As for Fortnite, we can't be surprised Jane got attacked. Everyone knows you shoot the Ewoks before anyone else! Speaking of extraterrestrial life! *starts funding a project to rescue Mike using his giant totally not a Metal Gear machine*
Andy, Luke, Ellen, Jane and Mike are my favorite people on this channel
John Evans what about James?!
Is that the D&D guy? I don't like him
OMG I can't have those deaths on my conscience, like button pressed!