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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • A Legend was born......
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  • @FrankValchiria
    @FrankValchiria 3 года назад +3610

    legend says the viking video returns ever 7 years to remind us of what epic means.

    • @wayneorourke6207
      @wayneorourke6207 3 года назад +8

      Man will return with a Thor gut still tearing it up 💪💪💪

    • @wayneorourke6207
      @wayneorourke6207 3 года назад

      👉

    • @t0kio-822
      @t0kio-822 3 года назад +1

      u god them right

    • @jeffdaily9196
      @jeffdaily9196 3 года назад +3

      I'm sure arrangements can be made to rip his skinny ass out of bed, drop him off in downtown Baghdad and see how long he lasts...

    • @wayneorourke6207
      @wayneorourke6207 3 года назад +3

      @@jeffdaily9196 wooh this man is like the Viking Rambo,, don't let him point you in the right direction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gfg31000
    @gfg31000 4 года назад +2489

    1:16
    Techno Viking doesn’t ask for water.
    People ask Techno Viking to have their water.

    • @thefart
      @thefart 4 года назад +85

      especially when it has drugs in it

    • @alwaysflying6540
      @alwaysflying6540 4 года назад +7

      Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing

    • @KenHiroshi627
      @KenHiroshi627 4 года назад +34

      upsidedown water

    • @gfg31000
      @gfg31000 4 года назад +6

      K C that GHB need to be spread in the whole bottle

    • @TheM0nsterX
      @TheM0nsterX 4 года назад +2

      It was a mix of poison and cocaine water

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 3 года назад +2006

    I like that he's dancing but at the same time scanning his surroundings for threats

    • @mls.design
      @mls.design 3 года назад +48

      I guess he has truly Viking genes in his blood

    • @thegougy
      @thegougy 3 года назад +32

      @@mls.design plus plenty of other stuff :))

    • @Xangoose1
      @Xangoose1 3 года назад +3

      2020 energy bruh

    • @XxTheGreatDestroyerx
      @XxTheGreatDestroyerx 3 года назад +3

      Big Iron real Mac vibes 😂

    • @G_Moos
      @G_Moos 3 года назад +10

      The guy he grabs at the beginning tried to steal from the blue hair girl

  • @Scorpio_Rising_1
    @Scorpio_Rising_1 3 года назад +718

    21 years have passed and we are still waiting for his triumphant return.

    • @Miki-hk6vy
      @Miki-hk6vy 2 года назад +33

      I'm kind of really sad that he hates this video bc he was high as hell but he's a legend(even scared the shit out of the guy who pushed the girl)

    • @jainee4507
      @jainee4507 2 года назад +2

      It will happen one day

    • @daviddavidson2111
      @daviddavidson2111 2 года назад +18

      Is It really 21 years? Christ that reminds me how old I am.

    • @vallenvvanderbilt1114
      @vallenvvanderbilt1114 2 года назад +1

      @@Miki-hk6vy he made it up with the guy at the end of that night , he stuck himself right up him , had the most amazing amphetamine fuelled up banging romp well beyond anything he could ever possibly imagine , smelling of his manly lumberjack natural cologne was outa his mind in XTC , he's still going out with him today ,they are boyfriends and he studies plants .😉😜👌👋

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie 2 года назад

      Didn't a journalist track him down and he didn't want to go public because he's now a lawyer?

  • @B1G_Dave
    @B1G_Dave 4 года назад +2545

    I love the way the parade only moves when the Viking is ready

    • @Raubritter1052
      @Raubritter1052 4 года назад +147

      The Viking is just following the car/convoy infront of him.
      Yes, im fun at partys.

    • @oneof13forestpeople97
      @oneof13forestpeople97 4 года назад +89

      Water man giving him the life juice deserves more credit

    • @fyou1120
      @fyou1120 4 года назад +9

      hes boss

    • @Kengdarot
      @Kengdarot 4 года назад +10

      @@oneof13forestpeople97 "water" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ankurshah23
      @ankurshah23 4 года назад +7

      The flow is too true to be real.

  • @bilijeanz
    @bilijeanz 4 года назад +5683

    Assassin's Creed Valhalla main character.

    • @tamakichi3328
      @tamakichi3328 4 года назад +9

      おれも思ったわそれ!

    • @brianbg9413
      @brianbg9413 4 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @martinlansen7986
      @martinlansen7986 4 года назад +7

      Yeah boy

    • @kuykasamjoktar6191
      @kuykasamjoktar6191 4 года назад +41

      The concept of Viking Assassin is oxymoron. Seriously, the developers must stop the milking of Assassin Creed series.

    • @henrikandreason7261
      @henrikandreason7261 4 года назад +7

      This will be the background music i have on when i play it.

  • @Algenit
    @Algenit 3 года назад +1288

    He's not dancing, he's fighting otherworldly being that our mortal eyes can't perceive!

  • @aaronali8950
    @aaronali8950 3 года назад +306

    If anyone can save 2020, it's this dude...

  • @leaveyofairarmy185
    @leaveyofairarmy185 4 года назад +3347

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But, most importantly, he dances to tecc

    • @monstercadaver
      @monstercadaver 4 года назад +3

      Wanted to like your comment, but your count is 👌🔥
      Edit: like count was 666.

    • @ForgottenSoul
      @ForgottenSoul 4 года назад +1

      And he can read

    • @TheWindigoBrothers
      @TheWindigoBrothers 4 года назад +1

      Such Confidence and power

    • @leaveyofairarmy185
      @leaveyofairarmy185 4 года назад +1

      @@TheWindigoBrothers he's the keeper of Odin's Will!

    • @dmitrilvov
      @dmitrilvov 4 года назад +5

      and worst of all - the "saviour" litters, despite having empty front pockets to keep the bits of paper until he finds a trash bin

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 4 года назад +4103

    I feel like this guy should've played Aquaman.

    • @selenej7292
      @selenej7292 4 года назад +31

      The dark lord is here!!!

    • @issackliener3065
      @issackliener3065 4 года назад +73

      Can't be a god from the heavens and a king of the sea at the same time.

    • @selenej7292
      @selenej7292 4 года назад +5

      @7Ahilles I am english, but with my accent, it sounds more like darrrrrrrrrk lorrrrd haha

    • @selenej7292
      @selenej7292 4 года назад +3

      @7Ahilles nah your thinking more cockney 1800s style my dude

    • @jakabiksz7628
      @jakabiksz7628 4 года назад +8

      Rather Lagnar Lothbrok...

  • @tyronstormtrist-mager3312
    @tyronstormtrist-mager3312 4 года назад +975

    Odin, “Thor my son - how was the time in Midgard?”
    Thor, “watch this video father”

  • @mikef3300
    @mikef3300 2 года назад +216

    Odin himself is standing at the gates of Valhalla waiting to welcome the techno Viking home

    • @JKentF
      @JKentF 2 года назад +9

      Wrong! Odin himself is standing at the gates of Valhalla, waiting to be let it by the Techno Viking.

  • @jasongodwin9454
    @jasongodwin9454 4 года назад +977

    When Techno-Viking was born he carried his mother home from hospital....

  • @huntrixmata4348
    @huntrixmata4348 3 года назад +679

    how does one man manage to be so manly yet so funky and fresh at the same time

    • @paullell9749
      @paullell9749 3 года назад +23

      There can only be one!

    • @ferrarif1360
      @ferrarif1360 3 года назад +28

      Vidal Sassoon invigorating shampoo and conditioner. it both cleans and moisturizes at the same time. It's all about efficiency, just look at his face as he dances. Not everyone could dance pissed off, it's efficient.

    • @Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT
      @Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT 3 года назад +9

      One word: Speed.
      Makes people on high alert.

    • @janainatrufanov4122
      @janainatrufanov4122 3 года назад +1

      @@ferrarif1360 Oh, man. I realized that too kkkkkkkkk

    • @johnmitchell2269
      @johnmitchell2269 2 года назад +7

      Viking DNA.

  • @damianhonegger9731
    @damianhonegger9731 3 года назад +849

    This guy will always be the living definition of the word BOSS.

  • @666Malbojia
    @666Malbojia 2 года назад +52

    This is the glue that has been holding my life together for the past 15 years…

  • @itsalwayssunnyingoa2963
    @itsalwayssunnyingoa2963 5 лет назад +1866

    I've studied this man for years, watched him dance, observed all his moves and now I'm ready for the greatest dance battle the world has ever seen

    • @josemontoya7083
      @josemontoya7083 4 года назад +11

      😂 I be there too

    • @joserancel6255
      @joserancel6255 4 года назад +6

      Te la mandaste...😂😂😂

    • @cryonix380
      @cryonix380 4 года назад +70

      You bring nothing but shame to mankind. Do you really think you can step up to the Techno Viking you fool?

    • @boberbib3178
      @boberbib3178 4 года назад +3

      If people can leave his ass alone.let the dude dance every minute some dumb ass kips on bother him.

    • @jonathanarras1281
      @jonathanarras1281 4 года назад +8

      You wouldn’t last a min against the technoviking

  • @culleyderouin7434
    @culleyderouin7434 4 года назад +1783

    Nobody's gunna mention the homie with the water? Saved a life with that move.

    • @W00dland_90
      @W00dland_90 4 года назад +68

      Pro gamer move

    • @afullmx
      @afullmx 4 года назад +58

      stay hyrated boi

    • @MuddahFukkah
      @MuddahFukkah 4 года назад +5

      xDDDDDDDD

    • @JakeNoland
      @JakeNoland 4 года назад +5

      da real mvp.

    • @INBCPC1994
      @INBCPC1994 4 года назад +36

      Homie? That water probably had drugs in it lol

  • @tobydion3009
    @tobydion3009 4 года назад +1246

    I hope there's a Techno Viking easteregg in Assassin's Creed Valhalla.

    • @hotbaconbap6485
      @hotbaconbap6485 4 года назад +32

      Keep talking about it and hopefully a developer see's 😂

    • @Nemesiz00
      @Nemesiz00 4 года назад +14

      There can't be one, perhaps a very slight one, cause the original techno viking started suing people for spreading his image

    • @hotbaconbap6485
      @hotbaconbap6485 4 года назад +3

      @@Nemesiz00 they could pay him to use it...

    • @Mark-AnthonyJ
      @Mark-AnthonyJ 4 года назад +2

      Genius!!!!

    • @9duckman9
      @9duckman9 4 года назад +3

      They’ll get sued by the TECHNO VIKING.

  • @DepecheModeDaddy
    @DepecheModeDaddy 2 года назад +82

    Someone should adapt this into a movie or series on Netflix . The story would be about an underground rave scene infiltrated by an under cover dancing viking !

    • @JR-wj9bh
      @JR-wj9bh 2 года назад +3

      That plot would bore the shit out of everyone.

  • @hottubcook5960
    @hottubcook5960 4 года назад +1070

    "Trust me.......... youre gona wanna try this water."

    • @borrabobos
      @borrabobos 4 года назад +24

      Wasser

    • @tlvidriss5806
      @tlvidriss5806 4 года назад +1

      "Water"

    • @killiankilldog5236
      @killiankilldog5236 4 года назад +5

      I am Techno Viking a drugged💊 up descendant of Ragnar Lothbrok 🤪😬

    • @isopescutudor5924
      @isopescutudor5924 4 года назад +2

      "Wanna try the water" god dammit man you made me laugh :)))))))

    • @whom1972
      @whom1972 4 года назад +1

      Starts doimg sick moves 🕺🕺🕺

  • @liljoe501
    @liljoe501 3 года назад +593

    This was taken in 2000. Twenty years old and still being played.

    • @riccoratzo
      @riccoratzo 3 года назад +21

      2000 is already 20 years ago... wtf... time flies

    • @n3ptuchan848
      @n3ptuchan848 3 года назад +8

      not only that the guy is german was not happy at all about all the Internet attention and did let the most videos strike down. i think he gave up on striking all videos since he still got a lot of positive feedback worldwide about how cool he was and putt that first guy back in position. but yeah he was very pissed after the video went viral back then.

    • @handpl
      @handpl 3 года назад

      @@n3ptuchan848 yeah that's a weird one I can see this kind of spotlight as a welcome mat for tv commercial deals, if played right, they would be on him like seagulls on a pack of fries

    • @n3ptuchan848
      @n3ptuchan848 3 года назад +2

      @@handpl i mean if i recall it correctly it was a hastle for him and it did negativly interfere with his normal live ehmm so i see the point of rolling your eyes and thinking make it stop. think of it would happen to you and it is getting so out of hand that you can't even go normal shopping without people invading your privat space. must be really horror.

    • @apov6744
      @apov6744 3 года назад

      @@riccoratzo time flies. correct

  • @mpg272727
    @mpg272727 4 года назад +594

    Damn this dude be looking like hes gonna ask you to fetch his grandfathers sword from a cave filled with Draugr

    • @darkcrusader.
      @darkcrusader. 4 года назад +7

      @@finianmcgowl3317 tf you talking about weirdo?

    • @finianmcgowl3317
      @finianmcgowl3317 4 года назад

      @@darkcrusader. you know what I mean. Nine teen thous cases in North eng land, add in the thous ands throughout North Europe.. this guy is a nice fellow, but will not lift a sword or finger to stop the Actual pillage of his town.

    • @juangallego7197
      @juangallego7197 4 года назад

      Funny because it came up on suggestions after I watched a video of Tsun in Sovngarde 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      (even though I knew this video from ages ago)

    • @unoriginalhazard
      @unoriginalhazard 4 года назад +3

      Dude he's the type of guy that goes into the crypt for the sword only to backhand the dragonborn for being a lazy bitch.

    • @gabrielmoura7146
      @gabrielmoura7146 4 года назад

      Redbane?

  • @kaits3polits3inik
    @kaits3polits3inik 3 года назад +60

    Viking was tearing holes in spacetime with his epic flow of moves. There will be songs about this guy.

  • @Alpacabowl98
    @Alpacabowl98 3 года назад +412

    that guy* who gave him the water was so honored. there is a ton of admiration going on here

    • @swada02
      @swada02 3 года назад +24

      He was so nervous that he presented the bottle upside down lol.

    • @dmitrytannill7436
      @dmitrytannill7436 3 года назад +10

      And the other one, with a red flyer, was damned. Because it was ripped to apart.

    • @reichan381
      @reichan381 3 года назад +3

      He comes from afar to give him water Hahahahaha

    • @antonioderosa5128
      @antonioderosa5128 3 года назад +2

      It's not water lol

    • @theodorosladas1576
      @theodorosladas1576 3 года назад

      The guy with the bottle of water is Slime itself. No way honoured

  • @Ju4nk4br0wn
    @Ju4nk4br0wn 3 года назад +553

    Techno Viking doesn’t dance to the music, the music dances to Techno Viking.

  • @Aladinscave
    @Aladinscave 4 года назад +1344

    Chuck Norris has a poster of Techno Viking on his bedroom wall.

    • @tommyboy.9246
      @tommyboy.9246 4 года назад +12

      RelentlessRacing Chuck Norris taught him to dance while waiting for the kettle to boil

    • @Aladinscave
      @Aladinscave 4 года назад +4

      @@tommyboy.9246 😂😂😂👍

    • @SexyMadafaka007
      @SexyMadafaka007 4 года назад +2

      Ohh don’t push it boi

    • @mike121121
      @mike121121 4 года назад +2

      BOOM!

    • @jpennel25
      @jpennel25 4 года назад +3

      Tommy Isaacs the kettle boiled and techno Viking came over for a ⭕️ jerk

  • @beardedloon77
    @beardedloon77 2 года назад +30

    And I have returned for my bi- annual look at the legend that is the techno Viking.

    • @clarebaguley4824
      @clarebaguley4824 2 года назад +1

      Makes me smile inside and out those were the days 🥰

  • @aurasfrx
    @aurasfrx 4 года назад +597

    Might be one of the most important video in history of the internet.

    • @TamasLukacs-ltommie
      @TamasLukacs-ltommie 3 года назад +1

      lol, indeed

    • @DylanFahey
      @DylanFahey 3 года назад +3

      This is why Al Gore and I invented the interwebs.

    • @kami3000
      @kami3000 3 года назад +8

      I heard rumours that one of the reasons they invented the internet was to spread this video. But might be just a rumour.

    • @malbig2344
      @malbig2344 3 года назад +2

      Important how? Plus Techno Viking was really pissed of that the guy that shot this and put on the internet without his permission and is trying to sue him.

    • @nomadgaming8702
      @nomadgaming8702 3 года назад +8

      This was one of the first viral videos ever existed.

  • @imlinorama
    @imlinorama 3 года назад +200

    So, Thor came down from Asgard to chill for a bit. This is gold

  • @TheNIKOLAKISS
    @TheNIKOLAKISS 3 года назад +1226

    SEE YOU IN 7 YEARS WHEN YOU TUBE DECIDE TO RECOMEND THIS AGAIN

  • @DreamScapeDronie
    @DreamScapeDronie 3 года назад +33

    1:29 Now I got your Viking DNA, my transformation is almost complete! Mwahahah!

  • @BM-wf9uf
    @BM-wf9uf 4 года назад +465

    This guy looks like the bodyguard that keeps everyone in line in the halls of Valhalla.

    • @QueenTheCossackTongued
      @QueenTheCossackTongued 4 года назад +1

      A hall monitor?

    • @Izzoroth
      @Izzoroth 4 года назад +3

      What are you talking about? He IS the bodyguard that keeps everyone in line in the halls of Valhalla.

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 4 года назад +1

      Imagine 800 years ago this guy coming towards you with an ax to get you

    • @AlexAlex-fv2wk
      @AlexAlex-fv2wk 4 года назад +1

      @@Chris-hw4mq the green fields were suddenly brown and slippery

  • @LtBill21
    @LtBill21 4 года назад +436

    Doom Slayer, Chuck Norris and Techno Viking. The strongest creatures in the world!

    • @graegoles8382
      @graegoles8382 4 года назад +12

      U forgot bob ross, equally powerful but pacifistic

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 4 года назад

      @@graegoles8382 wtf no mr-T damn some foo is about to be pittied

    • @JotaroKujo_JJBA
      @JotaroKujo_JJBA 4 года назад +7

      Ultra Instinct Shaggy, Ricardo Milos, Big Chungus, Thanos...

    • @tatonghudas
      @tatonghudas 4 года назад +2

      Old Spice Guy can turn tickets into diamonds... imagine the compression he did on those damn tickets in a blink of an eye

    • @johannisak1652
      @johannisak1652 4 года назад

      Kratos too

  • @nolanpahmahmie4896
    @nolanpahmahmie4896 4 года назад +261

    Hero’s are forgotten, but legends ☝🏽will never die.

    • @nolanpahmahmie4896
      @nolanpahmahmie4896 4 года назад

      CR055F1RE cool.

    • @nolanpahmahmie4896
      @nolanpahmahmie4896 4 года назад

      CR055F1RE your so smart. Who ever said I was quoting that movie anyway? I said it the way I wanted to say it.

    • @VanillaGorilla7
      @VanillaGorilla7 4 года назад

      Follow your heart kid you can never go wrong.

  • @erikowings6729
    @erikowings6729 3 года назад +345

    being a 40 yr old small business owner with a 1 year old son I should probably be watching the debate. Instead I watched this

    • @LC-mz7ev
      @LC-mz7ev 3 года назад +17

      And you enjoyed it more than the debate.

    • @mordicuspb
      @mordicuspb 3 года назад +16

      Just vote the trash out and watch youtube

    • @thomjones9719
      @thomjones9719 3 года назад +13

      Vote Trump and all is fine.

    • @glipk
      @glipk 3 года назад +9

      Techno viking should be our president

    • @ChrisZukowski88
      @ChrisZukowski88 3 года назад +4

      Debate is a waste of time. Technoviking is life.

  • @raycolon4979
    @raycolon4979 3 года назад +146

    Legend has it, the man in black shirt still sits in the very same spot Viking told him to sit til this day.
    🪑

    • @fonusen4792
      @fonusen4792 3 года назад +4

      And now they are married, no joke man, someone posted a article for a interview

    • @wallacesousuke1433
      @wallacesousuke1433 3 года назад

      @@fonusen4792 lol I've heard of that before

    • @Red-bw5kl
      @Red-bw5kl 3 года назад

      @@fonusen4792 ew

    • @benjihalfwelshlikealion9454
      @benjihalfwelshlikealion9454 3 года назад

      @@fonusen4792 what? He's gay?

    • @benjihalfwelshlikealion9454
      @benjihalfwelshlikealion9454 3 года назад +5

      @@fonusen4792 that's bullshit it's a fake story. And the bloke in the photo of that story doesn't even look like techno viking. Stop believing everything you read on the internet. I've found a few stories saying different things. Nobody knows who techno viking is still. All of the story you read is made up for a joke

  • @bonk2540
    @bonk2540 4 года назад +243

    This guy will be remembered forever as techno viking and im glad he will.

    • @aniervg166
      @aniervg166 4 года назад +12

      Sadly he dint agree with the character, who knows how far he couldve gotten to this day lol

    • @henrikmonkee
      @henrikmonkee 4 года назад +9

      Lol yea he didn't like it one bit and tried to sue everyone using him, he is famous nonentheless.

    • @chriswhited
      @chriswhited 4 года назад

      then the world will end...............hhmmm

  • @TheElMuffin
    @TheElMuffin 3 года назад +441

    Guy hands the viking a bottle to cancel berserker action, it's like he's had to do this a few times before.

  • @paulabuckett4789
    @paulabuckett4789 2 года назад +8

    A moment in time never to be missed. Friends, we have front row seats to greatest show on earth. What a time to be alive.

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 2 года назад

      The 90’s was the greatest time to be alive.

  • @Jabberwokee
    @Jabberwokee 4 года назад +206

    Therapist: “Techno-Viking was years ago - he can’t hurt you now” ... also Techno-Viking:

  • @os7349
    @os7349 4 года назад +480

    The guy who gave him water felt so cool he replenished the dancing viking lol

    • @xboxliveguy1000
      @xboxliveguy1000 4 года назад

      LMAOOOOO

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 4 года назад +3

      Who wouldn't.

    • @reapanomin899
      @reapanomin899 4 года назад

      It's also an obligation to pass to the water bottle upside down.

    • @Leonbain
      @Leonbain 4 года назад

      The techno viking required sustenance without asking.

    • @gneyman
      @gneyman 4 года назад

      Viking partook of this man's tasty beverage.. lifeforce level - 100%

  • @attilavidacs24
    @attilavidacs24 4 года назад +128

    There are some people you just don't mess with. This guy is one of those.

  • @JeanP
    @JeanP 3 года назад +7

    this should be in everyone's favorites....13 yrs later and i'm still watching this lol...unreal but classic

  • @BigGayIncorporated
    @BigGayIncorporated 4 года назад +608

    This man is still the ultimate Chad.

    • @lordbatsberg2239
      @lordbatsberg2239 4 года назад +14

      um what he is THE Chad

    • @cloudcobain
      @cloudcobain 4 года назад +26

      No he's the ultimate Nordmann

    • @seemose
      @seemose 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @th3graveofwrath354
      @th3graveofwrath354 4 года назад +1

      The legend that has survived to this day. Techno Viking

    • @opium42069
      @opium42069 4 года назад

      You have unlocked Ultimate Chadhood.

  • @blackhawks1870
    @blackhawks1870 4 года назад +5767

    Who’s watching these during corona virus

  • @originalslothking
    @originalslothking 4 года назад +153

    Still convinced this is one of the greatest videos ever.

  • @adagios1
    @adagios1 3 года назад +34

    When the pandemic is over I will wander the streets of Helsinki just like this D

    • @MOSSFEEN
      @MOSSFEEN 2 года назад

      @Clark Kent I think it was 30K

    • @paulcurry6800
      @paulcurry6800 2 года назад

      @Clark Kent noway he did not 👎

  • @user-pf4zb6bv9e
    @user-pf4zb6bv9e 4 года назад +431

    If you wondering why is this video still cool after 20 years the answer is simple
    It was not scripted modern world!

  • @richarddutchholland4780
    @richarddutchholland4780 4 года назад +247

    Chuck Norris always checks under the bed just in case the Techno Viking is there.....

  • @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas
    @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas 4 года назад +527

    He's like a magnet, everyone just follows him

    • @osquilaley9064
      @osquilaley9064 4 года назад +63

      amazing how he imposes his alpha status with the dance

    • @andreatoppi5627
      @andreatoppi5627 4 года назад +2

      @@osquilaley9064" Look mommy!! He doesnt have a t-shirt, thats why he is alpha!!"

    • @seemose
      @seemose 4 года назад +1

      Na it's just because he has drugs

    • @nieczerwony
      @nieczerwony 4 года назад

      Yeah. Very impresive. Lead the gang of junkies.

    • @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas
      @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas 4 года назад +2

      @@nieczerwony dont be jealous man, doesnt suit you

  • @jonasmcrae2
    @jonasmcrae2 3 года назад +74

    Had never seen the part when the Viking stepped up for that girl at the start, well done Viking!

    • @Angie-in8wc
      @Angie-in8wc 3 года назад +9

      That’s the part that sent it viral

    • @markwilhelmsson385
      @markwilhelmsson385 2 года назад

      That's not a girl...

    • @SenshiCrow
      @SenshiCrow 2 года назад

      @Clark Kent rightfully. He lost his job the next day because of that video.

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ 2 года назад +1

      @@SenshiCrow Really? On the other hand, he was in public so...

    • @SenshiCrow
      @SenshiCrow 2 года назад

      @@_blank-_ True indeed. If I remember correctly, he hadn't slept for days and was on drugs at that time, and stopped taking any drugs (which he only took for parties) just after that

  • @macska7940
    @macska7940 4 года назад +116

    The best rave, techno time, on 90's-2000's. This guy is the lord of techno...what a move and dancing style on that time.

  • @Cydonius1
    @Cydonius1 4 года назад +258

    Legend has it that when Techno Viking dances in the streets again, Covid will be defeated

  • @casiopistachio1107
    @casiopistachio1107 3 года назад +420

    This guy would have been a warlord in another era

    • @edmaluf
      @edmaluf 3 года назад +7

      An Earl.

    • @GameLorePage
      @GameLorePage 3 года назад +1

      @@edmaluf A king

    • @MotoRobee
      @MotoRobee 3 года назад +4

      That era is maybe around the corner.......

    • @brownwarrior6867
      @brownwarrior6867 3 года назад +4

      He would have died on a Scottish beach from the clap.

    • @hungaro5055
      @hungaro5055 3 года назад +1

      High Warlord, if you know what I mean

  • @jainee4507
    @jainee4507 3 года назад +25

    This meme is timeless never aged a day

  • @cschu879
    @cschu879 3 года назад +473

    The weirdest s*** ever yet I could not stop watching how will I get this sound and vision out of my head only time will tell

    • @erikg82
      @erikg82 3 года назад +1

      You have been chosen. You won't.

    • @TheNamesArif
      @TheNamesArif 3 года назад +3

      I have no idea what is going on

    • @philipjacoby5769
      @philipjacoby5769 3 года назад

      It will never leave from your mind

    • @fightermma
      @fightermma 3 года назад +2

      There is literally a documentary about this guy. Go look it up on RUclips.

    • @carlesbazan2969
      @carlesbazan2969 3 года назад +1

      First Time? Uh hahaha

  • @funnyanimalcollection2023
    @funnyanimalcollection2023 3 года назад +472

    Guy with the water bottle was the inventor of monster energy drink when the formula was in experimental phase.

    • @jeffdaily9196
      @jeffdaily9196 3 года назад +1

      yo people are sheep

    • @kimosabbe50
      @kimosabbe50 3 года назад

      KEV GEO ... 😂 🤣

    • @kaisyaya8492
      @kaisyaya8492 3 года назад +3

      he wanted a sample of that guy saliva to dilute it and make the energy drink primal

    • @funnyanimalcollection2023
      @funnyanimalcollection2023 3 года назад

      @@kaisyaya8492 And so it happened,and the rest is history.

    • @audreyogorman2923
      @audreyogorman2923 3 года назад

      Took his saliva synthesised it then voila

  • @DC42087
    @DC42087 4 года назад +403

    I could just imagine him pillaging a village and then busting out his moves to celebrate

    • @finianmcgowl3317
      @finianmcgowl3317 4 года назад +4

      His village has been infiltrated by Izzzzzzlamarama gangs, actually raping local women.. regularly

    • @juanmonsalvo95
      @juanmonsalvo95 4 года назад +4

      @@finianmcgowl3317 fuck off russian bot

    • @DanteKurosaki
      @DanteKurosaki 4 года назад +1

      "FOR ODIN!"

    • @manudoom92
      @manudoom92 4 года назад

      Ahahahahha

  • @anthonythompson2702
    @anthonythompson2702 3 года назад +28

    In years to come, stories will be told by great grand parents, of how one man, used the magic known as techno to control the masses, his followers mindless and impervious to pain. That man ... is the "Techo Viking" the legend... lives forever

  • @Tom-sd2vi
    @Tom-sd2vi 3 года назад +465

    This guy's so lit, I would not even mind him raiding our shores.

  • @BrockLanders
    @BrockLanders 4 года назад +1826

    That dude is like 200% German

    • @vornamenachname8084
      @vornamenachname8084 4 года назад +87

      No thats 50 percent german. We all are mostly double as massive as this dwarf.

    • @vilimbubas1302
      @vilimbubas1302 4 года назад +38

      And germans or normans are vikings....I think goul\celtic tribes were also original from north, basically all vikings

    • @samsungtelevision695
      @samsungtelevision695 4 года назад +8

      Vorname Nachname truth

    • @stormysmurf
      @stormysmurf 4 года назад +27

      240+ People know NOTHING bout Genetics or history.

    • @samsungtelevision695
      @samsungtelevision695 4 года назад +14

      Rachel S it’s very clearly a joke. English not your first language or what?

  • @SkyBanz
    @SkyBanz 4 года назад +1219

    Everyone else in this video are npc characters

    • @Hamdini10
      @Hamdini10 4 года назад +25

      Non playable characters characters?

    • @sawysauce1256
      @sawysauce1256 4 года назад +9

      Very true it looks like a modern geralt walking around 😂

    • @Johnnyfcarv
      @Johnnyfcarv 4 года назад +1

      Sorry that your comment does not have more likes, I’m crying here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @d.j.mcdonald2856
      @d.j.mcdonald2856 4 года назад +2

      Underrated

    • @thekidako
      @thekidako 4 года назад

      Side characters for sure lol

  • @adriangarciafishing7498
    @adriangarciafishing7498 2 года назад +8

    Legend has it, if you visit Germany at night you can hear the music an the sound of the legendary viking boots on the pavers

  • @siegfriedo
    @siegfriedo 3 года назад +348

    In year 1000 he would be ferociously slashing the enemies, in 2000 he was slashing the beats ever so ferociously.

    • @jeffdaily9196
      @jeffdaily9196 3 года назад +1

      right

    • @goatruso3198
      @goatruso3198 3 года назад +2

      @Blue&Green Your perception of the world is sad. Go back to the stone ages.

    • @mv5596
      @mv5596 3 года назад +3

      Different times... we live in the most peaceful times in human history believe or not.

    • @goatruso3198
      @goatruso3198 3 года назад +2

      @Cale Schnell No it didn't. There's literally no historical evidence to back your claim up. Don't know what the fuck you mean by "You're a slave".

    • @goatruso3198
      @goatruso3198 3 года назад +1

      @Cale Schnell Exactly. Women weren't in the workforce. Great. Rob half the world's population of any control over their own lives. Fuck you. How does stay-at-home mom's equal happier times exactly? Do you know how low the quality of life was back then you fucking idiot? Who are you calling a buffoon? And of course, gotta call me a sheep. A r3tard's favorite word. How am I a sheep exactly? You definitely never hugged a girl.

  • @Alpacabowl98
    @Alpacabowl98 3 года назад +82

    he made an oath to protect those on acid, against themselves

  • @carlospereiravazquez1032
    @carlospereiravazquez1032 4 года назад +104

    When Techno Viking tells you to go away...you go away

  • @anarchistangler
    @anarchistangler 2 года назад +7

    This guy's saga is gonna last longer than the real Vikings.

  • @MrThunderwing
    @MrThunderwing 4 года назад +442

    This is why it's a bad idea to give Thor Ketamine.

    • @pawelwernerczais
      @pawelwernerczais 4 года назад +4

      Hahahhahha true :D

    • @ronfino
      @ronfino 4 года назад +1

      @Darth Pepe oh lord...

    • @paolostival6972
      @paolostival6972 4 года назад +6

      Was probably MDMA

    • @samynk437
      @samynk437 4 года назад

      @Darth Pepe Its bad because he forgets his hammer 😂😂

  • @user-rr2hq3jg4c
    @user-rr2hq3jg4c 4 года назад +497

    the legend says that he walked around the earth 2 times already

  • @Pi-ww2ll
    @Pi-ww2ll 4 года назад +43

    I need to watch this at least once a day.

  • @JCORR76
    @JCORR76 3 года назад +18

    TheTechnoviking, his friend, the girl with the blue wig and the water boy are RUclips myths!

  • @subkontrabasklarinet
    @subkontrabasklarinet 4 года назад +107

    Only Techno Viking can litter in the streets without me being mad at him.

    • @danielrobertson2154
      @danielrobertson2154 4 года назад +2

      I mean, it would be against your own best interest to get mad at this guy sooo. What choice do you really have?

  • @NorthForkFisherman
    @NorthForkFisherman 3 года назад +304

    And somewhere some kid is going, "Daddy is that you?"
    Time goes by

    • @pasunpigeon3001
      @pasunpigeon3001 3 года назад +4

      The guy who give the bottle is my uncle I think 😱😂

    • @AnteFuerst
      @AnteFuerst 3 года назад +2

      onely if he adopt a child, because he is gay. this guy is complete different today, not trained anymore and looks like a boring normal guy. i don't know how to explaine it better.

    • @MarcCastellsBallesta
      @MarcCastellsBallesta 3 года назад

      @@AnteFuerst If I remember correctly, the guy who he pointed at is his mate. At least when someone interviewed him.

    • @MarcCastellsBallesta
      @MarcCastellsBallesta 3 года назад

      @@anteup4027 That must be the one I've read.

    • @NorthForkFisherman
      @NorthForkFisherman 3 года назад

      @@AnteFuerst Dadbod happens to us all. Cest la vie.

  • @tony.f5874
    @tony.f5874 3 года назад +274

    The dude pretends to fall and grabs the girls breast and tries to okay it off and the Viking saw him do it. True legend

    • @FM-er6xy
      @FM-er6xy 3 года назад +15

      King shit tbh

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 3 года назад +66

      And he scolded the shit out of him and looks like he told him to gtfo. I know his dance moves are epic, but his chivalry is even more epic. What a legend.

    • @Kosta._.ka01
      @Kosta._.ka01 3 года назад

      What min. I think i missed it

    • @Kosta._.ka01
      @Kosta._.ka01 3 года назад +1

      Ohh now i saw it

    • @discopurgatory
      @discopurgatory 3 года назад

      @@Thetruthiscosmic tehno viking was in a relationship with this guy, look it up no bs....

  • @galanoftaa6439
    @galanoftaa6439 2 года назад +1

    What a classic! This came from a different era of the internet. Those were the days...

  • @rustybones99
    @rustybones99 3 года назад +37

    Why RUclips decided to remind me of this video in 2020 I don’t know. But thank you. It brings me back to a simpler time on the internet before everyone got so angry.

  • @vithelesic812
    @vithelesic812 4 года назад +165

    When you play skyrim with too many mods:

  • @MARBLEFLOWZ
    @MARBLEFLOWZ 4 года назад +165

    The water activated the dancing destroyer!

  • @strongself37
    @strongself37 3 года назад +3

    Oh my is he ever a gorgeous, bad ass and can dance.
    And I like the way he handled the situation.
    Thank you 💫💛✨

  • @viktorkadza
    @viktorkadza 4 года назад +689

    When you realise u was born in wrong era,but still try to enjoy life.

    • @Further-South
      @Further-South 4 года назад +3

      Viktor Kadza Jr. Best comment xD

    • @stefank.3656
      @stefank.3656 4 года назад +5

      Dont mind. Live as good as you can. Be as good as you can. Try to bring safety and care back.

    • @Nobody-se1nw
      @Nobody-se1nw 4 года назад +1

      Yeah it's Thor's son magni

    • @PokeySoggybottom
      @PokeySoggybottom 4 года назад +2

      I was into the rave scene in its genesis. It started out as a refuge for freaks and misfits before it became more mainstream and sorta lame. I enjoyed it at the time, but I don't think it warrants a time to pine for. But the 80's...now that was pretty sweet! Anyway, life's what you make it whatever the decade.

    • @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk
      @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk 4 года назад

      Were*

  • @user-js7io7un4k
    @user-js7io7un4k 4 года назад +38

    Насколько же он крут. Спас девушку от алкаша, победил алкаша без боя, станцевал не хуже лучших скальдов, мьельнир на шеи - старых богов помнит, явно спортсмен так ещё и грибами не прочь закинуться в приятной компании. О таких людях ходят легенды

    • @user-pk7wq8uw6j
      @user-pk7wq8uw6j 3 года назад +1

      Классно сказал!Думал классика,а оказалась легенда)

    • @fnaticfrestwwCSbrablay
      @fnaticfrestwwCSbrablay 3 года назад +1

      Легендарный

    • @handoflucifer
      @handoflucifer 3 года назад

      Где бы найти приятную компанию, чтобы закинуться грибами..

  • @bap2218
    @bap2218 4 года назад +196

    Nobody:
    Not Even the Gods:
    Not a single sould:
    *Me and the boys Entering Valhalla after dying in combat:*

  • @dannygreyscale4023
    @dannygreyscale4023 2 года назад +5

    Every time i see this, I absolutly can't believe this man is real, he looks like an perfect game character lol

    • @JKentF
      @JKentF 2 года назад

      He’s equal parts Zangief and Paul Phoenix.
      I wouldn’t want to be his girlfriend….. God, can you imagine the orgasms she gets? You’d never walk normally again, and be in a wheelchair by the age of 30.

  • @harmonicresonance182
    @harmonicresonance182 4 года назад +153

    Imagine a thousand viking warriors coming at you dancing like that to the sound of war drums. 😂

    • @jonkullberg7197
      @jonkullberg7197 4 года назад +12

      Welcome to the Roman empire's worst nightmare

    • @HartRaver
      @HartRaver 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2wy-W-pYlds/видео.html

    • @ruinaldosiempre
      @ruinaldosiempre 3 года назад

      waiting at them with a bazooka of course.

    • @billhouchens7439
      @billhouchens7439 2 года назад

      I’d piss myself laughing.

  • @fyescas777
    @fyescas777 3 года назад +56

    Legend has it that he is still dancing out in the streets.

  • @KaosSaBotazs
    @KaosSaBotazs 4 года назад +234

    The guy looks like he has a aura around him, no one comes close
    😂

    • @limol5375
      @limol5375 4 года назад +21

      everyone else knows that anyone who enters the aura gets hit immediately by a lightning bolt thrown by the teutonic gods themselves

    • @stuartmcmahon8870
      @stuartmcmahon8870 4 года назад +12

      It’s called social distancing..

    • @liqhtx3
      @liqhtx3 4 года назад

      He's the beta orbiter.

    • @LouiseOnTime99
      @LouiseOnTime99 4 года назад +3

      Testosterone man

    • @heatherhartman6474
      @heatherhartman6474 4 года назад

      @Joana Alice Me too!🤣👍🏻

  • @SantaBarbaraSongbird
    @SantaBarbaraSongbird 2 года назад +1

    The truth is Viking is feeding off the energy of his followers. He's basically a manifestation of why they are and want at this point in time.
    It's also why they are "less energetic" than him, because they freely give theirs to him

  • @bentayahamza5459
    @bentayahamza5459 4 года назад +241

    this video is bizarre the more you watch it the more you need to

    • @padddy48
      @padddy48 4 года назад +2

      fact

    • @KaosSaBotazs
      @KaosSaBotazs 4 года назад +9

      Iam addicted since years ago

    • @Jademyheart
      @Jademyheart 4 года назад +1

      @@KaosSaBotazs same here, I get at least 4 views a day in .....
      And always in morning,
      Spread the word of Gunther...

    • @Jademyheart
      @Jademyheart 4 года назад

      @@KaosSaBotazs brilliant 🤣😂🤣

    • @MrBrenos
      @MrBrenos 4 года назад +1

      Watch the original. Goes for about 30 minutes.

  • @Ghost3210
    @Ghost3210 4 года назад +249

    Everybody gangsta until Space Wolves fall to Slaanesh.

    • @alexanderfielding4344
      @alexanderfielding4344 4 года назад +13

      HERESY BROTHER!

    • @Izzoroth
      @Izzoroth 4 года назад +3

      You mean they fall upon Slaanesh.

    • @krashface4870
      @krashface4870 4 года назад +5

      This is merely what Leman did for the last 10.000 years in the Warp

    • @throbby24
      @throbby24 4 года назад +2

      The Emperor is not pleased

    • @justice_crash2521
      @justice_crash2521 4 года назад +3

      Shall I call the inquisitor now brothers?

  • @scottkirkland6139
    @scottkirkland6139 4 года назад +70

    This is how the Vikings invaded Britain, They danced past everybody.

  • @francylee4093
    @francylee4093 2 года назад +19

    And it still echos...that this great Techno Viking is still out there dancing 🎊🎉🎶🎶🎶 somewhere in the world 🌍

  • @johnblake4747
    @johnblake4747 4 года назад +567

    I'd like to know who he is today, how many enemies he slaughtered with his axe and things like that, you know

    • @En_theo
      @En_theo 4 года назад +16

      He's still trying to win this battle in a court. He came to a legal fight with muscles. Heh. That guy was born in the wrong times :)

    • @knickknag7875
      @knickknag7875 4 года назад +39

      He's now battling on the summoners rift under the name "Olaf"

    • @ar4gon
      @ar4gon 4 года назад +10

      He got a Job at Riot Games. he's playing Olaf in the Jungle right now

    • @firstclickphotography8318
      @firstclickphotography8318 4 года назад

      There was an update on him he became a lawyer. Stepped away from it all.

    • @sAintBaBBa86
      @sAintBaBBa86 4 года назад +10

      waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/07/20/where-are-they-now-techno-viking/

  • @udionarchy
    @udionarchy 4 года назад +168

    The RUclips algorithm gave him to me, but i don't feel worthy

  • @athanatos9648
    @athanatos9648 3 года назад +91

    Love how he’s handed a water bottle upside down, total gangster

    • @shanefelkel9966
      @shanefelkel9966 3 года назад

      Then he should have drunk it upside down.

    • @Angie-in8wc
      @Angie-in8wc 3 года назад +8

      Water dude stopped the Apocalypse

    • @EXODUS2277
      @EXODUS2277 2 года назад +3

      @@Angie-in8wc hahahaaa you killed me🤣

  • @fairdinkumcobber5685
    @fairdinkumcobber5685 2 года назад +4

    after 2020😠 2021😡 and 2022🤬 the world desperately needs this viking⚡ more than ever....

  • @MrSoerenschannel
    @MrSoerenschannel 4 года назад +399

    I‘ll tell my grandkids this was the Assassin’s Creed Valhalla first gameplay reveal

    • @Dima-dc5mf
      @Dima-dc5mf 4 года назад +5

      That shit would just be real if developers would be CD project RED)))

    • @The24soldier
      @The24soldier 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @hellgal88
      @hellgal88 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @tina_cali_
      @tina_cali_ 4 года назад +1

      Grandkids 🤔 you look barley 20 sir

    • @The24soldier
      @The24soldier 4 года назад +1

      @@tina_cali_ He just meant like later in the future I'm sure LOL

  • @sosty5764
    @sosty5764 4 года назад +531

    When we will go outside alter the lockdown.... 😂😂

  • @hawk1093
    @hawk1093 4 года назад +11

    There are so many badass moments in this video that I don't even know where to begin xD

  • @elitedavidhorne8494
    @elitedavidhorne8494 2 года назад +8

    Apparently he's into trees these days and he also met his life partner at this event. He was also super high on speed.