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"Prometheus has his liver eaten every day? Like, to this day? Is it still happening?!" Fun fact: nope!
(According to several major versions of the myth) Herakles(/Hercules) saved Prometheus from his punishment while searching for the golden apples of the Hesperides. In return, Prometheus then told Herakles that Atlas would know where to find the garden, thus allowing Herakles to complete his eleventh labour.
So rest easy, Robin. We can now bask in the joys of pyromania without mourning the suffering of the one who brought us fire.
So in Portal 2 terms, If GLaDOS is Prometheus then Chell is Herakles 🤔
Another version I heard is one where Artemis, Apollo and their mother Leto beg Zeus to free Prometheus and he sent Heracles to do it.
Different myth, save result lol
I bet the first thing Prommy did was eat that eagle's liver
Huh, I consider myself a huge Greek myth fan and didn't know this.
It makes me happy to know my man Prometheus got some justice in the end.
would he cook it because hes prometheus or *raw revenge* @@pringlebatch
With the Toy Story thing...wasn't Bo Peep a figurine rather than a toy? She still came to life though. Then in part 4 they put googly eyes on a spork and that came to life too. I don't think it's as cut and dry as "only toys". If someone ever grabs one of those crucifixes and makes airplane noises while moving it around like a plane, then that poor sucker is in a world of hurt.
OH JESUS PLANe... Technically it may be based on what the kid thinks the toy is.
Yeah, she was attached to a lamp.
and to mention this it was mentioned the Christmas Decorations were also alive in Toy Story 3.
so it's not stuck to toys.
One would hope it DOES exclude non childrens toys though. 😂
@@AceOfBlackjack as a former kid, anything can be a toy
i hope robin has a good time on this sub because the other ones literally drove him mad
I hope Robin is able to get a narrowboat holiday at some point
@@tobiasmills9647 yes
You can't say that, you're unsubscribed!
@@MergeMechanic7395 i am subbed lol
@@MergeMechanic7395 r/gatekeeping lol
7:35 There is a theory by MatPat that anything can be classified as a toy if a child imprints on it and it vaguely resembles a complete figure. Shabtis, Funko POP!s, and those wall decorations are close enough to the structure of a being that, if a child truly loved it like a toy (Which some parents force) it would come to life.
yes because of that arts and crafts fork
That’s actually a pretty wholesome theory coming from matpat.. It’s impressive that he has the ability to make things more wholesome than it seems.
Cause there was this fork toy.
But then there are things that have sentience like all those buzz light years, but noone ever played with them?
Or is advertising enough to make it a toy? If children believe it's a toy it's a toy?
But then what if daddy has a sex doll and child finds it and daddy says "it's just a toy doll, daddy likes to play with dolls" does it become sentient?
Don't forget about the Christmas decorations, which are also canonically sentient in the Toy Story universe. As referenced in Toy Story 3 and confirmed in The Toy Story That Time Forgot. But that also kind of fits into MatPat's theory.
love the theory, one question, what about stinky pete
he's implied to have never left his box, and has never been played with (unless what classifies as a child is something more psychological, since the only person to touch him that we know of is Al, but even then he only ever touched the box) and yet he comes to life throughout the film
ExCUSE me Robin don't you EVER talk about yourself like that again. You entertain and make people laugh on a daily basis. You cheer us all up when we're feeling down. I personally look forward to your content. Hell, sometimes I find myself saying "Chill the hell out!" You have a lot more going for yourself than you realize.❤
Yes. This
Agreed
It bugs me when he says he has an ugly face. I'm straight, but I'll be damned if the guy isn't a looker.
@@Lamp37820 I know! He's very good-looking!
I ruined the 69 but this is more important than the silly number.
"No discernable talents" Robin you're a voice actor. No matter how small time that's a valuable skill and an extremely important as part of human culture. Also I've wanted to be a VA for like 20 years and still am not, you're doing fantastic my dude.
About cats being routine-oriented; it's so unbelievably true. I have a cat who will not start his day (go outside, patrol, eat) until I have gotten out of bed. He'll do cat things at night, but after 6am, he is in my bedroom. And when I wake up, no matter the time, he'll be there to get up with me. And then his day starts...
My cat just gets pissy if the person he wants to sleep with doesn’t go to bed early enough
@@dotraj8704 lol I feel that. If I stay up too late, mine will start getting antsy. Not because they want to sleep with me, but because they want to start their night routine.
@Ziorac lol they're waiting for their parent to go away so they can snoop around 😂
@@Magic_Skeleton Doubt it, since I'm home almost all day. xD
Now I'm no feline or psychological expert, but I'm pretty sure cats are just autistic, routine-orientated, hypersensitive
Christ’s sake, this notification scared me😂 I thought my mum was calling me, lol
Why do you have your mother as "Tumblr" in your contacts
@@ctrlkerdel💀💀💀
I have my mom saved as Little One. Only becuse she's shorter than me, and it opens up opportunities for a Thanos meme
@@ctrlkerdel I don’t know, she had me tumbling around her belly for 9 months
02:09 yeah Cthulhu: *sends nightmares about him to people* people: "Vore me Daddy Cthulhu." Cthulhu: "what the ACTUAL fuck is wrong with you?" People: *draw Waluigi porn and show it around. * Cthulhu: "i don't wanna eat that anymore."
Now I really really want a full story about this horse bandit. Like, my soul needs it.
i have a horse called bandit
@@theonewhoasked120 CUTE!!! I used to have one named strawberry. She was a sweet sweet girl.
It is called shrek
I actually played as the horse for a campaign inspired by that post!
Her name was Robin, Robin Horse.
Do you know the hospital horse?
4:01 - Completely missed a golden opportunity to use "ma'amager".
Understand af. I died laughing at this oh my god
7:13 I wish I could agree with you but imma give you a couple very important counter-arguments : No fire exits, no windows. If that entrance door is locked, you die down there.
We had a cat for a very short time and in that short time she learned that when someone goes into the bathroom, they always come out when the toilet is flushed. So she'd follow you in, and then when you flushed the toilet she'd run out ahead of you.
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Didn't Robin read something else about Prometheus having his liver eaten by eagles daily about a year ago? I swear this isn't the first time I've heard Robin getting confused about that.
The recycle posts a lot. It is read from reddit usually after all.
Fun fact: Toy Story toys come to life because of happiness energy that children make when they play with them. If they don’t get played with, *they start dying*
Well shit. Does that mean when you put them on the shelf, you're displaying their corpse/slowly dying body? 🤔
isnt that an unconfirmed fan theory?
Like I feel like there are some things that disprove that anyway. Like the whole plot off toy story 3 for example.
Source?
That would raise a lot of issues for the lost toys from the 4th movie
Pete from toy story 2 never had a kid so... Was he already dead?
The last post reminds me of the cats that I volunteer with. I come in every Monday, Tuesday and Sunday like clockwork, but once I came in on Thursday. When I opened the door to the cat room the cats lost their minds. I could practically *hear* them going “WHERE IS THE THURSDAY HUMAN?? WHY ARE YOU HERE? IS THURSDAY HUMAN OK?????”
2:49 - My school also only covered Romeo and Juliet, and even my teacher agreed with me and the rest of the class that the story wasn't as good as people say it is.
I never read it but it's just love at first sight, then one sleeps, the other thinks theyre dead, dies, then the other finds the other dead amd also dies??
My teacher accidently called Othello a dumbass, kept quite for a minutes and let out a soft _"oh sorry."_ because it's considered unprofessional and rude to curse infront of your students.
My school went over Julius Caesar. We got a huge kick out of them saying "Peace, ho!"
Robin joker isn't real, he can't hurt you
Robin joker: 0:45
0:24 technically Prometheus no longer has his liver eaten every day because Heracles (not Hercules) saved him
Yes Hercules was his Roman name.
@@cyananimations993 Thank you Disney for getting the myth so wrong they got the wrong name and convinced people who watched it that Hercules was his name. (Disney's Hercules is still one of my favorite movies though)
@@bluegamemc1403the Romans called him Hercules, Greeks called him Heracles (meaning Glory from hera)
Heracles is infact the Greek mythology name, the one that Disney used. Also, Phil is not the trainer of heroes?
One thing they did well, though- Phil at one point says “Two words. I. Am. Retired.” and Heracles counts to 3 on his fingers. The Greek for ‘I am retired’ is actually 2 words.”
4:51 this could be a religious zombie apocalypse movie.
4:40 - Lady. The lady boss.
0:27 explanation: prometheus helped mankind trick the gods into sacrificing only the worst parts of meat to the gods as offerings and as retribution zeus took fire from mankind, to fix this problem prometheus stole fire from the gods and returned it to man and as punishment got chained to a rock alongside having his liver eaten by an eagle (It regrows once per day)
Wasn’t he later freed I’m some versions of the story
@@hellahothippo4861 in multiple versions yes, one says that he held a secret zeus wanted to know but wouldn’t divulge it without being released so zeus to Heracles to free him, another version claims that he told Heracles how to safely get the golden apples for another of his labours so Heracles freed him and the final version says that Chiron after getting poisoned by Heracles on accident gave up his immortality to free prometheus
Heracles freed him
10:55 - Idk, I'm geting more possum vibes than raccoon vibes.
3:25 I'm a screenwriter. I need to write this now. It's my job. One could say...
IT'S THE LAW!
So, any progress?
actually prometheus is not still having his liver torn out to this day, he was saved by heracles (hercules for the romans) who had perrmission from zeus. but yes, he did have his liver torn out every day by an eagle
4:20 this is why you take the reddit approach;
My manager (f 21)...
especially if you are talking out loud, everyone seems to like that.
12:53 this is entirely true. I tried using an AI voice to make a Scott The Woz videos, when I ran a quick test, it went from, "Hey all, Scott Here!" to "AndDammitIOwnSonicJamItsAPrettyRareGameButIDontWannaBeKnownAsTheGuyWhoOwnsSonicJamWhenImDead" (it was originally written, "And DAMMIT! I own Sonic Jam! It's a pretty rare game, but I don't wanna be known as the guy who owns Sonic Jam when I'm Dead!)
1:19 it's called motivation, Robin.
1:27 that would be a very interesting Saw Trap, like Jigsaw has trapped a kid in glass dome with a bunch of homework and if the kid doesn’t do it, he’ll suffocate.
6:49 bro they gave me the chills. I’m actually scared now 😟
14:20 This was a plot point in Dr McNinja. A group of banditos wearing sombreros and riding *velociraptors* can get away with anything, because HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REPORT THAT TO THE POLICE WITHOUT SOUNDING CRAZY?
5:30 I mean, he had two thousand years for character development, and Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in an afternoon
3:50 Radium. All-natural Radium girls!!!
I... don't think that will work that well
Oh my god, robin went goddamn insane when he did that joker laugh, bruh really went into it, LMAOO
Sometimes its good to let the phone ring itself out because if you ignore a scam/bot call it will put you on an automated call list instead of assuming it to be a dead number.
7:55 In defence of the Crucifix in Toy Story thing, it took me until the fourth movie to realise Bo Peep was made of porcelain as her arm was cracked off and reattached with tape, and her stand was a bed side lamp. If she could come to life and interact with Woody, a cheap crucifix with Jesus on it would most definitely be able to come to life
6:22 that’s looks STRAIGHT out of The Stanley Parable
6:00
Id friggin live there
I love seeing that my efforts of digging up old tumblr posts back on peoples home pages is finally paying off. The hitman 2 apartment post? It's from 24th of april 2016, the last addition is from 6th of june 2016 and two weeks ago I digged it up when it was very malnourished and reblogged on my 'antique posts' blog. Now it's made it's way to reddit and I wish it well in it's travels. Be free, little post, don't let anyone bury you again
My dad teaches film, specifically editing, and the movie he has shown the most to his students is Jurassic Park, because of all the cool things it does with special effects and such. He has now seen the movie over 100 times, and his favorite thing to do is spot continuity errors and other mistakes because he is still finding more to this day. That frame with the disappearing raptor is the one that made him so intrigued by the errors.
Besides the invisible raptor, what else is wrong?
Thanks for reminding me that that movie exists.
Side note, "You're so full of shiitake mushrooms" is now my next in-game name, wherever it will fit.
2:30 I mean, they all died, so maybe murdering people and moving too fast in a relationship are both problems
About the house with the weird floor plan at 5:45: It is literally in the middle of nowhere like an hour outside of Columbus, Ohio. Like I thought it was going to be in Cali or Spain or something but no, its in guysville, ohio
5:15 You’re really making Catholicism sound like a cult. I love it
The difference between cult and religion is the age of it
We did Macbeth twice in high school. We even did some group dramatic readings where I got to be Banquo getting stabbed to death. Then I got to show everyone in class I could do a really good pratfall and they thought I'd hit the floor and killed myself :D
Ah rewriting the highlight passing in Hawaiian pidgin, then acting it out. And even the teacher admitting that he never cared for Romeo and Juliet at all.
5:20
Help this made me feel stupid 😭😭😭 I swear it’s deeper than that bro 😭 (I’m catholic)
It made me pause and think too. To those who do not know Jesus personally and Jesus does not know them as their Redeemer, it will be something like out of horror movie for them. It will be beyond terrifying for them.
14:00
_You're scamming him?_
*I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.*
_What? No way._
*Why not? We already stole a horse.*
Hey guys.
_No we didn't. Fred's a talking horse. He can do whatever he wants._
I want to steal. 🐴
_😮_
the joker is the equivalent of the "silly goobers" on the internet
6:31
*adventure line music plays*
If the slider-burger had an own burger, the bread/meat ratio should be fine.
11:58 I mean, the person did say 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 twenty, and thirty 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 over twenty.
0:53 This is what it's like ordering a Big Mac in 2023, more bread than meat at this point.
That cat thing is entierly true. I normally take a shower in the evening because it can be a pain to wake up earlier before work. Then when I get out I go feed the cats their wet food. They have learned this and when I come out of the bathroom all three are sitting outside it and greet me. Then like I am a god or angel or royalty the cats herald my way downstairs where I feed them. we first fed all three in the kitchen but because one is a little lady she will eat slow, and the others will bully into her food if we do not observe them. Well if I take a shower at any other time of the day they will think food time is nearby then pester me if they feel its being delayed. Furthermore I usually get to bed around 10pm-12 depending upon if I work the next day or not. and if I stay up to long one of the cats will stare at me, demanding I go to bed. They have also learned to recognize the sounds of me waking up (alarms, glasses case opening, phone being checked for messages etc) and will come and give me a morning cuddle.
I experience the cats and bedtime thing, my cat gets really mad and loud when I’m not in bed at a reasonable time 😂
7:40
It doesn't have to be an actual toy to come to life.
Little Bo Peep and her sheep were part of an ornamental lamp.
And they come to life.
The later movie after Andy went to college and it follows a kid had a craft-work toy made from a plastic spoon/fork with pipe cleaners and googly eyes.
And that came to life too.
They aren't toys but the children use them as toys(not trying to start an argument).
for that question about mythology at the beginning, yes, Prometheus, as punishment for bringing fire to humans, is bound by chains to the top of a mountain where everyday, a vulture eats his liver right out of his body.
Really? I thought it was an eagle.
different versions and translations exist though, so I wouldn't be surprised if both were true
@@radioactivebirbchild ive mostly heard vulture, but i would also expect different varieties of the story. this is why i want to learn greek so i can get the original story.
@@radioactivebirbchild I've heard that there weren't a lot of 'eagles' per-say out around the Mediterranean sea, and that 'Vulture' was mistranslated as 'Eagle' either accidentally or bc vultures aren't exactly people's favourite bird. (I believe it was from a show about the bible, and whomever being raised up on 'eagles' wings, but it was supposed to be a vulture, since they didn't actually have eagles?) This was a while ago, though, so I could be miss-remembering or misinformed or w/e
@@kataratakaran5271the eagle is Zeus's animal
4:25
There's a fine line to walk between sounding like a normal person, and an incel using the word female.
"My female manager" Normal
"My manager is a female" Incel
Usually, the line is characterized by saying "A female," however this is not always the case. Usually, you can just tell if something sounds like it was said by an incel.
It's the a that makes or breaks an incel, normally female can just be used as a descriptor, say an enby person who wants to clarify something, they may refer to themselves as female to avoid confusion, or a scientist conducting research who needs to specify the subjects body type. But say that someone is A female turns the word into a label rather than a descriptor implying all sorts of things. Sorry bout the little rant, I just wanted to expend on what the commenter said
A big reason why _Jurassic Park’s_ effects still hold up thirty years later is because most (not all, as evidenced by the vanishing raptor, but most) of them were practical, not digital.
A lot of the reason Jurassic Park still holds up is a lot of it is practical. If you can only see one part of the dinosaur, it's an animatronic. If it's a raptor, it's a guy in a suit. If it's a raptor and it's not moving much, it's an animatronic. Also the T-Rex breakout is at night and in the rain which hides a lot of the flaws. Really the only bits that have aged poorly are the Gallimimus stampede scene and a couple shots in the kitchen with the raptors.
To add to one of the posts, Macbeth's wife was a real piece of work... Then randomly getting terminally ill and passing away shortly after to leave Macbeth holding bag.
To be fair to Lady Macbeth, her husband had the idea to murder first…she just convinced him to go through with it…twice. Also, she didn’t know about any ot the other murders he did.
7:49 there’s a piggy bank
4:07 Boss Lady.
14:27 +6 intimidation.
No prometheus is not getting his liver eaten to this day. He was eventually freed by herakles
Also the tumbl post was based on prometheus stealing the gift of fire from the gods and giving it to humans
9:38
maybe there is hope for the world....
did he win though, that is the question
A good reason Why The Original Jurassic park Holds up so well, was because they only used the CGI to touch up traditional practical effects, Like Puppets and Animatronics, they look real because they are real, they just used the CGI to smooth out the kinks, and Hide all the bits that would ruin the illusion.
This is also the reason the Sequels haven't aged as well, because they used less practical effects in favour of Full CGI. No matter how good CGI gets, its hard to beat something actually physically there.
Honestly though, when I get a new ringtone, it’s a perfect opportunity to listen to it during a scam call.
the jurassic park effects still hold up bc theyre mostly physical and not cgi. like, robots/animatronics and costumes and stuff.
To be fair to JJJ, isn't his backstory that his wife was killed by a robber in a mask, so now he hates anyone that wears a mask? I'm pretty sure he even hates Cap just because of the mask
That's his backstory in the old cartoon.
In comic, his father was a decorated veteran, who abused his wife, while wearing a "mask of decent man" in public.
So yea.
Those feelings of inadequacy are something i resonate with. I'm mentally disabled and have debilitating anxiety. so i cant hold a job, but also feel like a bum.
I agree with the cat thing at the end. My old cat Venus used to yell at me if I stayed up too late because every night when I laid down, she was snuggle up into my armpit and go to sleep. So she actually decided when bedtime was all because she wanted to cuddle! I miss her..😢
On the Prometheus bit, he’s been free for a while. It was a trial I believe Hercules did
1:02 but I like the bread :(
...how
@@justkidding8703 Its bread what do you mean?
@@Blight3 youd eat all that bread in a hamburger.
This is probably the only social media I would feel comfortable using, love the subreddit so much.
this is actually kind of vague. Do you mean Tumblr, Reddit or RUclips. You are getting all three right now.
the last story is quite true as I stayed up one night doing an assignment and cat came in and sat by waiting for me to go to sleep, usually he just chills in other room but not that time
I think I read a version of the Prometheus myth where Athena took pity on him and used Medusa's severed head to turn him to stone so he was saved from his misery. So he may not be getting his liver eaten anymore.
That $650/month apartment looks like a livable liminal space
No, I'm pretty sure Prometheus got saved from that rock by Herakles.
As I recall, there's a passage in the Bible where Jesus goes ham on the moneychangers in the temple, I forget where. I might have cheered a bit in church after reading that on the pulpit as a layperson. Got a giggle out of our organist, totally worth having to do the dishes after our pancake breakfast in "penance" that Saturday. If by chance you're reading this... Pastor Cindy, I'm still not sorry for saying "Hell yes, Jesus!" that Sunday. Moneychangers suck.
When it said attraction to fire, I was thinking that would go somewhere else.
4:44 fun fact! Victims of crucifixion did not starve to death. Rather, being forced to hold your arms out and support your weight on them would eventually cause your lungs to collapse and fill with fluid. So Jesus didn’t starve to death, he *suffocated*.
(Also before anyone brings it up, he was pierced by the lance after he died, not before.)
9:45 and where was this club in the 90s. ; ;
6:55 I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think it means the ICA has a contract on these budget apartment hunters...
As a native tumblr user, I can confirm that the jurassic park post has been circulating for several years now
1:25 you get oxygen when you finish your times tables little timmy
You let it ring because if you ignore it, the person you ignored knows you ignored it
"Who's Prometheus" YOU'RE telling me you've NEVER played hit game Portal 2?
4:30 my boyfriend uses gender neutral term most of the time if he doesn't mention the name.
Like I know his boss is a dude. But if in a sentence he says "my manager" he uses 'they'.
If he says "Sean" then he says 'he'
Say what you will about Prometheus, but the man knows how to deliver.
Robin, there are so much things to read and learn, all you need is a library card for books and some other media, and the internet for almost everything else.
I taken plenty of time to learn myself, both important things and fun thing
The bee keepers look like something out of elden ring, like they ride on gigantic bees and control swarms of smaller ones
The bite of 87 jokes are on a whole new level now
how the hell does 87 look like a plague doctor tho ami blind??!
edit: i see it now but like who the f actually realised that
Remember, J.Jonas didn't give Peter up to the green goblin when threatened
From you not getting the Video Game club playing magic, I know that you have never been a geek.
okay in the beekeeper and plague doctor fanart I wanna say the beekeeper is a sunshine boy kinda like bennet from genshin or the blonde kid from black butler. and the doctor is like a super uptight yet caring lady thats a bit older then him but cant stop herself from falling for his positive energy and just hangs around with him all the time. and it took like seven years for them to realize they are in love.
My cat gets so excited on days where I'm normally supposed to work but end up staying home.
Emkay kept me alive this school year
2:54 Honestly, I think the hyper-focus on Romeo and Juliet is part of the reason more people don't appreciate Shakespeare. I had an English teacher who made us spend six weeks on MacBeth and Henry V. By the end of that I had learned to understand Shakespearian English and appreciate both stories. There is no way that would have happened if he had chosen Romeo and Juliet.
I think most people don't appreciate Shakespear because the way education covers these things is less about actually experiencing the content and more about "You're going to have an exam about this, so this is how you answer the exam questions about this"
Back in school I'd covered: Romeo and Juliet, Othello, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Much Ado About Nothing and The Tempest.
Not once did I get to just enjoy the story. It was all focused on dissecting it into small parts to hyper-analyse. Stopping every few words in a reading to talk about the language. Watching film adaptations where the same scene is played on repeat numerous times before skipping to the next notable scene...
It's much like with poetry in general. I hated poetry in school because of how hyper-critical you're forced to be about it. But after leaving school and reading Poe's stuff I quite enjoy it because I can experience it for what it is in its entirety.
@Tarille Well, this guy was a vet who became a hippie who became the teacher who didn't clique with the other teachers, so my experience was a bit atypical.
How does robin not know about Prometheus getting his liver pulled out it’s one of the first stories I learned