I’m 14 and I go fishing and I have my gear in my carryon and in the bag was a dishing knife which they didn’t realize when I realized I thought I was going to get arrested 😂😂😂
My mom straight up forgot she had a fully loaded mag in her purse one time she went to the airport, and yes JHP TSA straight up yoinked it and she didn't bother to get it back when she came back home 🤣
My mother used to routinely take her knife on flights in her carry-on. She never remembered it was there, they never noticed it was there. It was like they had worked out a deal.
The craziest thing I accidentally took threw TSA Was when I was on my way to my first duty station my mom packs my knife collection into my luggage and she got it wrong and stuck it in my carry-on bag. I would’ve gone to jail if it wasn’t for the fact, I was in a military uniform and had orders in my hand.
My husband had a librarian that was 300. And when he showed me picture, i understood why. Tall black older woman with just, very appealing features. Her hips were longer than my legs. Like she was a nephilim. I was actually attracted to her. She was civilian librarian in my husbands secret library when he was in military and she was super smart. Because when we were mutual friends. She invited her out. And she despite being taller, older and thicker was so feminine and nice. The funniest thing, my husband said she had granny panty tanlines with the bigger sqaure footage than his apartment 😂 I literally was attracted to her. And i saw many men, white men looking at her butt or cleavage. Also, my husband was student in training and 20 years younger than her when they met. Apparently she goes for students in her schooling facility. 😂 but she was so dang nice and helpful for me because im shy also.
Yo, I was watching yor stream earlier. I'm a big fan. I'm 16 and I'm joining the Marines at 17. I like listening to your advice. Thanks for doing what you do.
I'm glad when I went to school the only computers there were, were in the computer lab and library. We weren't allowed other electronics. Good video man ❤❤❤
Accudently forget the scissors,papers and rolling tray in the backpack when visiting parliament house with the missus😅 they didn't realise until we were 10 min into walking around,they jusst asked dor the scissors which made us remember the stash so we just left 😂
lol I accidentally brought a mycarta poking tool through tsa and they got the cops involved. I swear I wasn’t trying to get a hard sharp plastic weapon through tsa
On my way to basic I brought double sided razor blades for shaving cause it was on the packing list. Managed to get them on the plane by insisting it was on my packing list and I REFUSED to show up to basic without something I was told to have.
Craziest thing you brought through TSA?
Nikko , im 15 and interested in joining the army, any suggestions?
My wife
I'm also thinking about joining the military when um older what should I do
I’m 14 and I go fishing and I have my gear in my carryon and in the bag was a dishing knife which they didn’t realize when I realized I thought I was going to get arrested 😂😂😂
when your parents make you smoke...
That ai shit was straight up horror. Stay strapped.
That wasn’t ai
@@TheLordofBacon dont do this to me
The horse kick flipped him
Exactly....he didn't kick flip a horse 😂
My mom straight up forgot she had a fully loaded mag in her purse one time she went to the airport, and yes JHP
TSA straight up yoinked it and she didn't bother to get it back when she came back home 🤣
In Seattle they'll let you "rent" a lock box that they keep until you return, but it's crazy expensive... Idk what laws may differ state by state.
Thanks!
"wakanda back flip is that" made me laugh so hard bro
Nah that rabbit crazy and shes more crazy for sitting there for a sec
You saying someone who can't stay sober through a funeral has a problem is wild asf 😂
not even 10 seconds in and we alr got Nikko simping over a chimp. That's CRAZY work my brother.
I was. For a split second.
My mother used to routinely take her knife on flights in her carry-on. She never remembered it was there, they never noticed it was there. It was like they had worked out a deal.
Na that kid is devious💀
Nikko is dyslexic 🤣🤣. luv you bud
Love ur videos man
Only true sigmas mew
Bro love the content keep it up
Vines were the best!!! Nikko, do you remember Sander's stuff? Classic : )
The coyote one made me lose faith in humanity. Good thing Florida banned furries in schools.
The craziest thing I accidentally took threw TSA Was when I was on my way to my first duty station my mom packs my knife collection into my luggage and she got it wrong and stuck it in my carry-on bag. I would’ve gone to jail if it wasn’t for the fact, I was in a military uniform and had orders in my hand.
Nikko two questions for you:
One- What's your favorite gun you own?
Two- What's your favorite gun that you do NOT own?
love your content
Bro I love your videos so much
I think the horse kick flipped him lmao
First here Nikko love the vids also I loved the deployment videos a lot as well❤❤
5:49 Nikki hits us with the weed tongue. Stay lit my bro.
Bro i spit out my water when you said whats the @ 😂😂😂
My husband had a librarian that was 300. And when he showed me picture, i understood why. Tall black older woman with just, very appealing features. Her hips were longer than my legs. Like she was a nephilim. I was actually attracted to her. She was civilian librarian in my husbands secret library when he was in military and she was super smart. Because when we were mutual friends. She invited her out. And she despite being taller, older and thicker was so feminine and nice. The funniest thing, my husband said she had granny panty tanlines with the bigger sqaure footage than his apartment 😂 I literally was attracted to her. And i saw many men, white men looking at her butt or cleavage. Also, my husband was student in training and 20 years younger than her when they met. Apparently she goes for students in her schooling facility. 😂 but she was so dang nice and helpful for me because im shy also.
Hiiii I love ur vids
That 1st one is crazy 🤣
I am here to stop the corn hub bots like me
8:07 it’s not about the money
anyone in nikko’s bassment
10:01 the best part is that absolutely looked to be a mistake 😂
always love another video from daddyy
Ooohh new video on my birthday! Great gift!!
Bro got Kickflipped by his horse, not the other way around.
Sup nikko love you man
10:16 "is that lil wayne" i'm glad im not the only one
Bro Dogging on tik tok (respectable) I think he forgot the whole series 😂
“No, honey it’s just your therapist.”
DADDY NIKKO POSTED GUYS
did he?
Bro vines were soooooooooooo amazing!!!!!!!!!
at 2:20 did he kick flip the horse.... or did the horse kick flip him? I need to know😂
4:25 He's not losing air. She's farting😂
10:02 I'm getting Air Force One stair vibes.
Gracias Nikko
Nikko recognizes Vine supremacy? I'm gay now.
👌 voice, everytime!😊
9:00 i love that trevor wallace sketch lol
“Oh look he’s got a Yamaha on” close enough
2:00 luffy crazy for that
The guy getting the pen was like that moment when someone tries to pocket your lighter like nah you give me that back lighter thief, lol
Yo, I was watching yor stream earlier. I'm a big fan. I'm 16 and I'm joining the Marines at 17. I like listening to your advice. Thanks for doing what you do.
hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane Tortilla.
I'm glad when I went to school the only computers there were, were in the computer lab and library. We weren't allowed other electronics. Good video man ❤❤❤
10:16 we already do that with horses 😭
The Mr crabs thing we would play full blast in class
If that wasn't "Da Bomb" hot sauce I'd be upset.
Vine was my childhood
Last one was crazy
I was there Gandalf
Vine was pure
Vine and YikYak were on another tier, not even close
2:10 bro i think that horse kickflipped him
The gay realtors are trying to sell diddys house 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
for the tsa thing my dumbass brought a hole ass grapiling hook bru im so fucking stupid.
Accudently forget the scissors,papers and rolling tray in the backpack when visiting parliament house with the missus😅 they didn't realise until we were 10 min into walking around,they jusst asked dor the scissors which made us remember the stash so we just left 😂
Woody was never attracted to Jessie, he was always about bo peep but buzz was all about Jessie
"Bro had a Yamaha on"
the rabbit 💀
lol I accidentally brought a mycarta poking tool through tsa and they got the cops involved. I swear I wasn’t trying to get a hard sharp plastic weapon through tsa
NIKKO ORTIZ POSTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Debit card pocket knife…had to leave it in the trash can
Hey Nikko you should react to racing crashes.
I flew for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and my cards got flagged as plastic explosives so I got searched
8:15 u tried but failed to blur the names nice job
I feel that vine comment, miss that shit bad.
Once I took a multi tool in my pocket.
It was international flight 😁
I noticed when I was on airport to fly back.
Nay nay the chariot hunter led by maximus ortizz-these-nuts
3:14 - dude blew his knee out there. If you've had it happen you can see it.
I'm hoping Elon will buy YT so we can go back to monetization for everyone, and no censorship.
Crusify the man who said tiktok is vine
"he kick flipped a house" nah hes Django
I think that hot sauce is called Swift Burn
hi nikko
I was 7, and I had these things you throw into the pool and they would sink to the bottom, TSA pulled my ass over because they thought it was dynamite
8:17 Arkham asylum I love it but I don’t want those freaky people in Gotham
hes so fine
5:06 bro sounds like an AI😭
When you gettin on Pepperbox?
On my way to basic I brought double sided razor blades for shaving cause it was on the packing list. Managed to get them on the plane by insisting it was on my packing list and I REFUSED to show up to basic without something I was told to have.
Like for yet again Nikko looking at our dumbass videos😂
no the horse kick fliped him
Brought a bullet bottle opener lol
Okay so we know you stream on twitch everyday but what time!!!!😂💁🏾♀️ like tf invite us
TIKTOK will never be VINE
No the hires kickfliped him nikko
Wassup Niko
Vine was the shit wish it was still around it was literally the best
i did in class and on the bus 35 times throughout school
4:00 Swiss Army knife
I think the horse kickflipped him..
That cat one is very relatable just not in the Gym but i. The vouch ehile watching tv 😂on
Nah man, a Yamaha is a piano.