My friend named his Medigun "Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure", so anytime he pockets me, he refuses to uber me unless I directly say "Crunchatize me Captain!" over mic.
Password 123456 Hold on, are you trying to tell me you still use a shitty meme from like 2010? And no, i'm not. I'm simply pointing out that I liked how the title said "Ask Nicely for Kritz", while in the video he actually did NOT ask nicely, and instead screamed at the top of his lungs for Kritz. That was amusing to me.
I heard on a stream he did with Jerma where they watched some old videos together that he hasn’t been paid by RUclips in like, two months at the time. That was prolly a year ago now.
They are both insane, that's why they are such good friends. They even put off telling people that they made up with each other after having an argument for over a year just because they couldn't think of a funny bit to present their reconciliation to their audiences with.
Imagine that you're playing TF2, when all of a sudden you turn a corner and a Soldier is there. And then he *_SCREAMS._* Like he's in a _real warzone,_ fearing for his life. All the while, his playermodel remains stony-faced and serious, firing crockets with trained, military precision, in stark contrast to the sound blasting from the exclamation point above his head. This soldier has _never_ used his mic before, and after the sudden eardrum-rupturing scream, he's silent. I don't know why, but that scenario is just hilarious to me. If ster_ had used his mic, that'd be a ChoZo-level moment right there.
0:44 this exchange has been my only thought for the past SIX years. i dont know why this video is so good. i could quote the whole thing. thank you jeremy and steve
+Sergmanny Rolic a female did. She liked me, I didn't like her. He liked her. It was messy, he would insult me behind my back and do all this underhanded stuff and it culminated in me cutting them both off.
toy kit™ worst part of this whole thing I don't know if you realized.. thats not a pirate song, thats like an american marching band song . It has nothing to do with pirates!! xD
i guess valve thought the old model was too boring because it looks almost like the stock rocket launcher and changed it. (i am not *100%* positive about this.)
This is without a doubt my favorite Star_ video, and I love coming back to it. The comedic timing of everything in here is fantastic, and the concept is absolutely hilarious. I love his Basically videos, and i wish those more than anything had still kept going, but this is just one that I can always go back to and enjoy.
STAR_ , you know how when you make a video people tend to go "oh that's cool" and then jump into a game and try to mimic it? I like to play medic a lot, and I really, really, really hope to dear sweet Gaben almighty that you didn't just unleash a hoard of Banshee Soldiers into the community
Holy shit, after 2 years of coming back to this, I just realized the super slow mo Jerma "oooooOOOOOH" sound that plays when Star_ does a lot of damage.
To this day, I still love seeing that second round of kritz. Star screams, gets 4 kills and a sentry, scares off the engie, splashes a couple other people for the team to handle, shotguns a pyro, and wins the round. Great gameplay, followed up with Jerma complimenting him for it all in a sincere manner.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old. It's like I always comeback to this one video, and I don't really get why, but I do. Man it's been more than 2 years now. Probably the best Sterma video. P.S: Star's neighbors are so lucky.
help me now This thread is outdated, but there are millions (40m, if I remember correctly) of accounts with TF2 registered, and 70k (correct me if I'm wrong with citation) daily players
All Sterma jokes aside, everytime I hear Jerma and STAR_ attempt to work together, I'm constantly reminded of an elderly married couple bickering in the car.
I have only played TF2 at a buddies house once for like 20 minutes. So I know next to nothing.. But I have started watching this guy and can say im thouroghly enjoying his gameplays
Here's a question for all the people coming here after the ster 2 video. Have you ever actually heard Jerma scream? I don't mean, like, when he gets scared. I mean like ster does in this video. I mean, have you ever heard Jerma fucking scream? I don't think we have.
![[TF2] Weapon Stereotypes! Episode 2: The Scout](/img/1.gif)
My friend named his Medigun "Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure", so anytime he pockets me, he refuses to uber me unless I directly say "Crunchatize me Captain!" over mic.
Best friend EVER
Sir Chuckles
I’ve never laughed so hard.
If only I could play CCCA
Aw man my childhood
Legend
"do you have kritz?"
"yeah, i mea-"
"AAAAAAA"
Rapto Souls is that a battery?
2:32
8:07 "Medic has been broken for 7 years." That hits so much harder 7 years after this video came out.
Waiting on the day this comment is 7 years old
15 years now....
"Ask nicely for the Kritz"
"JERMA THE KRITZ!!! JERMA!!"
...yeah that's pretty accurate
Password 123456 Hold on, are you trying to tell me you still use a shitty meme from like 2010? And no, i'm not. I'm simply pointing out that I liked how the title said "Ask Nicely for Kritz", while in the video he actually did NOT ask nicely, and instead screamed at the top of his lungs for Kritz. That was amusing to me.
chr1s.h Bruh that was the joke. It's pretty much intended so there's no reason to point it out.
Hi
Karami r/whoosh
To this day I still refer to other players as "enemy gamers"
you too?
The giant enemy gamer
i do this allllll the time
@@rolph5967dunnn DUN dueduededededededede DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT
@@beau9334 thank you
I wonder if ster still gets royalties for this nostalgia driven re-watches of 6 year-old content
definetly, probably. idk i still have adblock on. shame on me
nah. Ster got all his ad money taken away when he was caught counting cards.
I heard on a stream he did with Jerma where they watched some old videos together that he hasn’t been paid by RUclips in like, two months at the time. That was prolly a year ago now.
@@hypnos9356 Is there a mirror of that stream somewhere?
@@Chud_Bud_Supreme ruclips.net/video/heDiLt6gJGw/видео.html I haven't the slightest clue what the timestamp is, but it was in this stream
6:53 I just love the fact that he screamed with such intensity that his screen was shaking from how loud he was.
Screaming STAR_ as new hitsound?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very particular long maki.
shadowshredder89 How very original.
Yes
YES
"youre obviously an insane person" ster says to jerma, just a few seconds after he maniacally screams into a microphone
They are both insane, that's why they are such good friends. They even put off telling people that they made up with each other after having an argument for over a year just because they couldn't think of a funny bit to present their reconciliation to their audiences with.
I love that immediately upon revisiting tf2 after like 8 years Ster screamed for kritz while Jerma pocketed him.
I learned from Star that whenever people scream I should give it to them
excuse me while i take this far out of context :3
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Joke? I do this once a week.
UHHHHHH
"sniper is in the left, don't peek"
*walks into the room and stand still*
I can just imagine Jerma singing "Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! FIRE AWAY!!!"
+Tim Moon knock me down, it's all in vain! I get back up on my feet again!
It took a full second for the neuron in that sniper's brain to fire.
5:12
"He just got baaaaccckkkkkstaaabed."
"OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
I love how the pyro's animations blend perfectly at 5:08
B a c k s t a b b e d
This is probably their best video.
sasracer1 Hanako pls.
Highway y-yeah?
sasracer1 hanako best gril
Highway weeaboo roast
Ethan buuuurned
Imagine that you're playing TF2, when all of a sudden you turn a corner and a Soldier is there. And then he *_SCREAMS._*
Like he's in a _real warzone,_ fearing for his life. All the while, his playermodel remains stony-faced and serious, firing crockets with trained, military precision, in stark contrast to the sound blasting from the exclamation point above his head.
This soldier has _never_ used his mic before, and after the sudden eardrum-rupturing scream, he's silent.
I don't know why, but that scenario is just hilarious to me. If ster_ had used his mic, that'd be a ChoZo-level moment right there.
this paragraph is beautiful and poetic
+angelpeace90 I did it with a friend and i got kicked XD
And this is the kind of comments that gets likes? I will never understand youtube community.
+Sergmanny Rolic I will never understand why you are surprised,this is RUclips,you cannot expect logic
Florin Cosmin
You seem familiar.
the pirate song and hat always gets me .
*C'MON GUYS, HE DOESN'T USUALLY SNORT*
You're right Mr. Bear from the 1999 fighting game known as M.U.G.E.N.
@@carpet163
Woah, dude, watch it with the hard R, it's not 1999 anymore.
@@ThePowerofCutleries Ah jeez. My bad man. I'm still trying to get the hang of this new fabled internet.
Yeah so if you were going to make fun of him, don't okay. It's not a usual thing.
I need a video of stars scream in 100% volume now.
Well it's simple. Just download this video, use Audacity and turn up the volume there.
Billy Mays hi billy Mays here for the kritz
if u want it, ask nicely
star: BILLY THE KRITZ, BILLY
coming back to this vid after they do the bit live 8 years later is surreal
That engineer turned into a sniper at 11:47 as soon as he died.
I know what happened the engineer died and a player went through the same path as the engineer and then died
F2Ps these days...
*X-Files theme*
"When I want you to do it, you're gonna know. Because I'm going to scream."
True Sterma material.
0:44 this exchange has been my only thought for the past SIX years. i dont know why this video is so good. i could quote the whole thing. thank you jeremy and steve
Past eight years now!
Star screaming will replace every characters' call for "Medic" in my sound files for TF2.
Honesty the banter at 0:46 just shows how these two are just best friends and it's sad cause I miss having a buddy to play games with like this. :c
+Christian Cole What happened to him? :c
+Sergmanny Rolic a female did. She liked me, I didn't like her. He liked her. It was messy, he would insult me behind my back and do all this underhanded stuff and it culminated in me cutting them both off.
Christian Cole
Dude... that must've been tough. Really sorry to hear that :(
Love.. such a complicated thing.
I know, it makes you do the most insane things. It's whatever, I learned his true colours. Thanks for the words of sympathy.
Christian Cole
Hehe, anytime. Don't worry, you'll find a new, better one eventually. Just make sure not to give up and keeping up the good spirit :)
0:38 isn't stupid, just adorable
+Ric Ultima agreed
It's the pirate pyro all over again :33
For some reason Jerma's stupid throwaway line at the end, "I wasn't here. I was outta the room," still sticks with me to this day.
So amazed by Jerma's ability to use the bathroom in 2 seconds and miss Star_'s statement, but still keep his medibeam on him the whole time.
"Ooh, ten is a number, seven is also a number too!"
Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard Jerma say.
4:39 "You're obviously an INSANE person." Aged wonderfully.
Back then we thought jerma was the voice of reason to ster's antics....little did we know
Before Jerma did so much weed that his ADHD became 10 times worse
I'm going to rename my Kritzkrieg "The Snorter" and make the description be "It doesn't usually do that"
Replaying the part when Jerma snorts in the best.
Morgan Freeman he doesn't normally snort but
Morgan Freeman Replaying the next level of stupid part is the best to repeat
Morgan Freeman Guys guys he doesn't do that usually xD
usually not his job,but,hehe
Proud2game he doesn’t do it usually *
I love how STAR's hitsound sounded some kinda storm siren when he gets a crit. Goes perfect with the whole, y'know, SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT.
11:46
the engineer turns into a sniper
lol
TWILIGHT ZONE TEAM FORTRESS TWO DEH DEH DEH DEH
illuminati comfirmed
Sure looks that way doesn't it, but actually you can see the sniper enter stage right before star turns to track the engineer
I know this is old, but it was a spy disguised as a friendly engineer into a new disgiuse, thats why there wasnt any smoke
DEDEDOOODEDEDEDEDEDODODOD,DEDEDEDEDDEDEDED
-jerma,2014
toy kit™ Is this the Pirate's Ice cream truck?
toy kit™
worst part of this whole thing I don't know if you realized.. thats not a pirate song, thats like an american marching band song . It has nothing to do with pirates!! xD
+Sergmanny Rolic Is this the pirates ice cream truck?
I don't know if you've realized... THATS NOT A PIRATE SONG!
+Sergmanny Rolic That's an american marching band song
I miss the old rocket jumper model :(
You and everyone else dude.
Dark Wolfe sv_pure 1 m8
Did u try it? It worked on s _ pure 1 for me
i guess valve thought the old model was too boring because it looks almost like the stock rocket launcher and changed it. (i am not *100%* positive about this.)
NNinja1255 The reason they changed it was because a lot of people were confusing it with the Small-town Bringdown rocket launcher skin.
HAAHAHAHAH. JERMA SNORTED!
Nice seeing u here
Go back to where you came from. I don't want you here, polluting our comments section with your stink.
hemto machinima His giant penis created a brain of its own, went back in time, and shrank SpyCrap's giant penis so no one could be harmed ever again.
hermesleao life makes so much more sense...
Coming back after Ask niceley for Nano *sigh* time to binge old star content
"Star just uploaded a Video? MY TIME TO SHINE BABY!"
First.
"AWH YEAH SWEET. IM SO COOL!"
YOU'RE SOOOOO COOL! I WANT YOU TO BE THE FATHER OF PARTY POOPER JR. AND PARTY POOPER THE THIRD!
wait so you said everything in quotes but thought the first
wtf nab
Adding a narrative to it doesn't make it any more original
You ain't Mate
Party Pooper's comment is an example of sarcasm. You're all too stupid to have figured that on your own though.
This is without a doubt my favorite Star_ video, and I love coming back to it.
The comedic timing of everything in here is fantastic, and the concept is absolutely hilarious.
I love his Basically videos, and i wish those more than anything had still kept going, but this is just one that I can always go back to and enjoy.
Rewatching Star and Jerma videos always make me feel warm and fuzzy.
Star_ calls himself Jerma's friend yet he hasn't taught him how to airshot or rocket jump really well?
You can't teach someone those skills. They have to learn themselves.
pirate pyro made my day
G'day fellow gentile sir *tips back*
Kurt Pringles AND IN THIS MOMENT, YOU ARE EUPHORIC.
NEXT LEVEL OF STUPID
Pyro-te xD
You have to take it to the next level of stupid. Pirate pyro making funny music
"...because I'm going to scream."
-immediately and urgently takes off headphones and sits them on the desk-
I can't believe I'm still rewatching this video after all these years I still remember when it first came out
Came right here after see- er, well, hearing Ster's god-like scream in Dying Light 2 to compare
10:56 You know the spy was probably screaming "COME ON, WHY'D THE FUCK HE TURN AROUND?!"
jerma has to be the most adorable man in the history of the world
(6:49)
Just say...Just say "Jerma I would like for you to give me the krits now please"
Okay
*JERMA THE KRITZ!!! JERMA!!!*
Didn't realise how much this videos influenced my sense of humour when I was younger. Thx Jerma and Star
This video will be 10 years this year. 10/10 video to this day.
STAR_ , you know how when you make a video people tend to go "oh that's cool" and then jump into a game and try to mimic it? I like to play medic a lot, and I really, really, really hope to dear sweet Gaben almighty that you didn't just unleash a hoard of Banshee Soldiers into the community
STAR_ make your scream a hitsound, PLEASE!
Woah didn’t expect to find u here 6 yrs ago
lmao 7 year old comment on a star vid from the creator of the garcello mod
Holy shit, after 2 years of coming back to this, I just realized the super slow mo Jerma "oooooOOOOOH" sound that plays when Star_ does a lot of damage.
Funny how I found this comment after I literally just noticed this.
Like this is you laughed so hard at "JERMA GIVE ME THE KRITZ! JERMA!" xD
Стилиян Мурджев
*Activates kritz*
Стилиян Мурджев *laughs*
Стилиян Мурджев wat
Kk
No it was
"JERMA THE CLRITS! JERMA!"
1:12
2:34
3:46
6:53
11:33
you're welcome
You've done gods work
Star_ is now Pewdiepie.
HalfLifePlayer38 nightmare
I like how I'm still getting upvotes every few weeks for saying "Hell naw" last year.
100% critz server with the scream critz sound. Make it happen.
+Opinion Onion I think you mean full uber and not crits.
To this day, I still love seeing that second round of kritz. Star screams, gets 4 kills and a sentry, scares off the engie, splashes a couple other people for the team to handle, shotguns a pyro, and wins the round. Great gameplay, followed up with Jerma complimenting him for it all in a sincere manner.
When you try to go asleep to ster videos or you start getting tired and star screams like hell and your like ohh shitt wadupp im awake
yes
In retrospective, that intro sums up perfectly what happens in this video.
This video never gets old, I've watched it like 12 times
I MUSTVE WATCHED THIS 17 TIMES 😅😅😅😅😅😅😉😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We return, our reminder lesson on how to most effectively ask for a power-up. Truly poetic
thanks surefour
STAR_ Scream.
I see what you did there
u sir r a legend :L
Who's? :L
LORD MEGATRON.
Scream_Fortress
> please, please just say "jerma i would like you to give me the kritzkrieg now, please"
> ok-*JERMA THE KRITZ J E R M A*
Ster was ready for 2020/2021 all the way back then, wearing a mask and everything
STAR can you make a video how to install hitsound 2014 pls? Cos i can't use any hitsound thx
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old. It's like I always comeback to this one video, and I don't really get why, but I do. Man it's been more than 2 years now. Probably the best Sterma video.
P.S: Star's neighbors are so lucky.
1 year ago today, even though no one cares
+William Yiannakou really?
+S0w3yGames Nah.
+William Yiannakou I care
1 year and 9 months today... people are so unceremonious
Almost 4 years now.
One of the better videos ster has put out lately. I've watched it at least 7 times. I just can't get over the "I don't do that usually"
9:24 cmon guys, he doesnt usually snort
Watching these videos to bring back memories when star played tf2 :D good times.
Just wait for that one video that make about meet your star video
so sad it won't happen *Cries in the corner*
he still plays it but just doesn't like making videos about it
J4rleytest today like 10-15k players play tf2 like wtf werent it like 100k 3 years ago?
help me now This thread is outdated, but there are millions (40m, if I remember correctly) of accounts with TF2 registered, and 70k (correct me if I'm wrong with citation) daily players
The fucking end screen gets me every time even after all these years
turn the "i dont normally snart" into a hit sound pls
Or just the snort
Darude - Sandstorm
Gandalf The Potato or just the snort
i still scream at my friends for kritz. 8 years later
10 year anniversary of this video!
Press "1" repeatedly every second
What i imagine the gates of hell sound like
Gaming Shenanigans What the first Demon you see in DOOM sounds like.
thank you
I like doing it with 4 ._.
press 0
All Sterma jokes aside, everytime I hear Jerma and STAR_ attempt to work together, I'm constantly reminded of an elderly married couple bickering in the car.
This comment is absurdly true even to this day
1:15 jerma's laugh matches the rocket reloading
This is the first star_ vid I liked on yt I'm glad he and jerma985 are still in content creation and doin well on other platforms
I miss the old days
The greatest duo in youtube history
i just threw up a little in my mouth and i had just had hot Cheetos it burns
wat
I know the feeling dude.
i didn't know hot cheetos exist.
***** You know what's more amazing? google translates "wat" into "what"
apocalypseap "what what what what" -macklemore
THEY'RE BACK BABY
1:11 gets me every time i love that so much
In the summer 2021 update, they removed the tree that jerma was hiding in.
Wait why?
@@user-lh7mt7zo7l A hiding spot that good is usually considered an exploit
i think this is my favorite ster vid. the screaming for crits thing fucking kills me.
I wanted to see star's face when he screams JERMA THE CRITZ JERMA!
AND HE SCREAMS AT YOU!
LOL
Wait, two different koopa kids
Iggy Koopa *presses E* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
i wanna buy this now
jonathanx1408 buy what?
I wish I could have even a sliver of the amount of fun these guys have at this game.
Here in 2024... baby is 10 years old!!!!
My annual watching of all the star_ videos has begun again
wHo eLSe CaME baCK afTEr tHe REuniOn StREaM??? still a great nostalgia trip.
you are scum HA
7:14 My right click is fixed, same pyro from the wheatley video now playing scout
I have only played TF2 at a buddies house once for like 20 minutes. So I know next to nothing.. But I have started watching this guy and can say im thouroghly enjoying his gameplays
This is the first ever tf2 thing I'd seen and now it's my favorite game with 2000 hours
quite possibly the greatest team fortress two video ever made
Here's a question for all the people coming here after the ster 2 video.
Have you ever actually heard Jerma scream? I don't mean, like, when he gets scared. I mean like ster does in this video. I mean, have you ever heard Jerma fucking scream? I don't think we have.
Yeah thinking about I never have despite watching him for like a decade now. We only ever get a ‘WHOA’ or some weird screeching noise
if ster hadn't checked his pants jerma would have died
Star making fun of jerma for snorting when he is screaming. Peak sterma.
One of the last enthusiastic STAR_ videos.