I love how whenever Jerma's at a crescendo of his complaints about ster's luck it gives him a 12/10 spawn spot and his voice instantly goes deathly silent
J.D. Black I suppose so, but I feel like in that person's vids they always seem like the victim, rather than the perpetrator. (Except for "Jerma is miffed 3.1415")
Taolem Don't you know? Memes don't go the hell away until they've been run so far into the ground they reach the other side of the damn planet. I believe It's called "unoriginality."
@@seekerofthe6459This! As much as I enjoy Jerma's new stream catalogue of jokes, arcs and gags, a lot if not all of the community favourites are mostly derived from his chat's by now rather formulaic inputs and dated jokes. His and Star's old videos have a timeless quality to them that the new stuff just doesnt, in part due to them not really playing up on the current and rather rapidly dating memes and jokes. They're such classics that fans still reference them in both their chats to this day and that's saying something given the age of the videos
TreePuncher I used to think these jokes were unfunny. I still do. It's extremely unoriginal and it makes liquid hatred spew out of my eyes when I see it.
I love how how well Jerma plays is always in inverse proportion to how tilted he is. At the start, not-tilted, be played pretty well, but then Ster started getting him and he got tilted and played badly but by the third match he was just having a lot of fun, and played really well. It’s really funny to notice.
@@InVinoVeratas When two variables are inversely proportional, an increase in one variable will cause a decrease in the other. In this example, Jerma's skill is inversely proportional to his level of tilt: if Jerma isn't tilted at all, he plays very well; if Jerma is very tilted, he plays terribly. Good luck with the 6th grade!
Anthony Smith There really aren't that many players. I play often, but you might have to hop servers to find players at certain times of the day. Luckily, the lag compensation is pretty good.
"Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-" Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him. He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…” For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends. "Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through. "Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something." "I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains." "It’s a bet." Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else. They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead. "Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time. "Hey Jerma?" "Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second. "Dont say swears, Jerma." He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.” The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza. It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not. Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door. "Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly. "Yeah?" "I owe you some curtains." Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?” To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips. Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness. "Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
It's actually a shame this game didn't take off. It was probably the most fun shooting game I've played, just because of the simplicity getting rid of anything that would feel unbalanced... You need a friend to play with though
Rats, we're rats _We're the rats_ We prey at night, we stalk at night, _We're the rats_ *I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules!* _Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!_ You sang that in Jerma voice, didn't ya? ;)
I love using hitscan with stuff like the railgun so I might check this out. It's a pretty weird idea though. Why would someone make a game with rats shooting lasers?
Does anyone know the game that they played were they took control of troops and a part of their base became a giant robot? I think I might go insane if I can't remember it so pls help
![TF2: 32 Player CTF Speed Running [w/ STAR_]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tyIRC7iIKvo/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Spy Party: It's Always The Monopoly Guy [w/ STAR_]](/img/1.gif)
"Star, go ahead and uh, give yourself uh, let people know who you are, and where they can find yo-"
"DEEEEEEEEEEH!"
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
DEEEEEEJHHH
Insomnia great acting great job great acting.
20:09 You ever get so mad that you slip into another accent? Happens to me all the time.
YAUR OWN THEY LAHM-PUST AGAAAAIN
+Carlo Martini aAHHH YOR EEN DEH LAHMPHOST AGEHN!!
What even is that?
You are on the--
DAH, YUR ON DA LAHMPOST AGAIN
That was a german accent
jerman accent
I love how whenever Jerma's at a crescendo of his complaints about ster's luck it gives him a 12/10 spawn spot and his voice instantly goes deathly silent
In Star's video's I'm always rooting for Star to win, and in Jerma's video's I always root for Jerma
I'm so conflicted
SAME
I always want Jerma to win...
+DubstepLemon It's because we generally root for whoever's perspective it is.
J.D. Black I suppose so, but I feel like in that person's vids they always seem like the victim, rather than the perpetrator. (Except for "Jerma is miffed 3.1415")
I'm always for Yerma. ✊
Who else is binge watching jerma and stars old videos because they were literally golden
Good times. Also I’m the first comment
but that was before the plague hit
I binge watch those videos way too often
They’re like comfort food for me
Still here. These guys were actual gold
_"I thought you were going with the joke, but you just were dumb."_
*~_Star, 2015*
_Star
This was so frickin entertaining to watch. Thanks for the free laughs, as always Jerma
Vintage Jez comment
holy shit fella time sure flies huh?
no problem
@Austin Thiago well this is a new type of spam lmao
"i always lose bets"
fuckin prophetic wow
After today's stream... yeah..
@@JoNarDLoLz ok this a year old what was the context?
@@Sharphe i think jerma lost to a bet
@@Sharphe i think they are reffering to the noita "bet" that ended up leaving him in severe debt.
@@dripgod4286Nah, that was way earlier than the day @JoNarDLoLz commented, so who knows
I actually don't mind the "Jerma and Star kinda just hangout" videos
5:08 it gives me a special feeling to know Jerma has been like this for so long and hasnt changed
This is an extended version of the training montage from Rat movie 2 before the Rats all out war with the cat police.
This game is fucking stressful to watch.
Maybe it WAS...before the plague hit
Scrub detected
TreePuncher I can tell that's gonna get annoying.
Taolem
You're saying it isn't right now?
Taolem Don't you know? Memes don't go the hell away until they've been run so far into the ground they reach the other side of the damn planet. I believe It's called "unoriginality."
"Seriously it's so hard to shoot in that little hole"
-Jerma, 2015.
i c wat u did ther
But that was before the plague hit..
I used to make sexy jokes like yours. That was before the aids hit.
S-Senpai.. I'm stretching out for you~!
But that was before the plauge hit
Jerma is honestly the under appreciated king. How can someone's 7 year old videos be this entertaining?
It was made to be entertaining then. Also maybe no dated jokes.
@@seekerofthe6459This! As much as I enjoy Jerma's new stream catalogue of jokes, arcs and gags, a lot if not all of the community favourites are mostly derived from his chat's by now rather formulaic inputs and dated jokes.
His and Star's old videos have a timeless quality to them that the new stuff just doesnt, in part due to them not really playing up on the current and rather rapidly dating memes and jokes. They're such classics that fans still reference them in both their chats to this day and that's saying something given the age of the videos
The beauty of inside jokes
Star_ had it coming, cuz Jerma knows loads about Rats and Ancient Mayan Treasures
I was gonna make a plague joke like everyone else in the comments, but that was before the plague hit...
I used to think that joke was funny...that was before the plague hit
mariogalaxy64100 It was in the aitch one zed one video
TreePuncher I used to think these jokes were unfunny. I still do. It's extremely unoriginal and it makes liquid hatred spew out of my eyes when I see it.
Ben Ackerman Welcome to the RUclips comments section. Here's a rifle, have fun.
SuperMarioman11 Thanks, but I'm not new here. I already have a rifle.
JERMA VERSUS STAR
JERMA VERSUS STAR
JERMA VERSUS STAR
***** And hash out Star_ memes.
giguyjoe2nd but that was before the plague hit
Decietful Cake Is this really going to be a thing?
giguyjoe2nd Have you seen the comments section?
Decietful Cake That's why I was asking.
rats?
rats
were the rats
we prey at night
we stalk at night
we're the rats!
I'm the giant rat
that makes all of the rules
Let's see what kind of trouble
we can get ourselves into
This is a piece of art.
Senpai A floos?
Slavesforsale1 yes.
5:10 "Actually I lose every bet" Yes... you do Jerma
This game is seriously underrated, especially from a streaming perspective this looks fun as heck
These "before the plague hit..." jokes hit different now.
Ah, do you too find yourself watching old Jerma and Star videos? In these times its all we have left...
Winstoneyy this comment hit
Yeah... :(
but that was before the "before the plague hit" jokes hit
This comment is a year old. It's fucking wild how it's still relevant now.
"STAR_, why don't you introduce yourself?"
"DEEUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Oh god, the simultaneous screeching at 10:19 had me dying.
I call it, the Jerma/Star_ mating call.
The amount of times the word "fragged" was used in this video, I was honestly surprised that Jerma didn't make a Fistful of Frags reference.
How is this video almost seven years old!? I remember watching this back in 2015...
I love how how well Jerma plays is always in inverse proportion to how tilted he is. At the start, not-tilted, be played pretty well, but then Ster started getting him and he got tilted and played badly but by the third match he was just having a lot of fun, and played really well. It’s really funny to notice.
In Inverse? what does that even mean?
@@InVinoVeratas When two variables are inversely proportional, an increase in one variable will cause a decrease in the other. In this example, Jerma's skill is inversely proportional to his level of tilt: if Jerma isn't tilted at all, he plays very well; if Jerma is very tilted, he plays terribly. Good luck with the 6th grade!
*Insert an action that the user did in the past here*
*Insert "But that was before the plague hit" here*
Jerma cutting off his own exclamations with a quick edit will never not be funny.
This video made me buy the game.
That and Railgun-only Quake was already a ton of fun.
Everyone go buy this game and just click people.
railgun only quake was so much fucking fun
Is it still alive? I think i'd like to try it.
Anthony Smith There really aren't that many players. I play often, but you might have to hop servers to find players at certain times of the day. Luckily, the lag compensation is pretty good.
Do you still play? There is a dedicated server that people fill dm servers with :)
Still one of my favorite video intros
My personal favorite parts:
10:16 *rage screech*
10:20 *extremely hype screams*
10:27 SHOOT THE RAT AH AH AH AH
"Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-"
Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him.
He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…”
For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends.
"Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through.
"Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something."
"I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains."
"It’s a bet."
Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else.
They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead.
"Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time.
"Hey Jerma?"
"Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second.
"Dont say swears, Jerma."
He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.”
The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza.
It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not.
Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door.
"Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly.
"Yeah?"
"I owe you some curtains."
Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?”
To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips.
Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness.
"Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
spunty saurus 〳 ͡° Ĺ̯ ͡° 〵
+spunty saurus lewd
+spunty saurus fuck my eyes.
the orange level looks really similar to ropeburn's office from the original Mirror's Edge. minus the giant rat statue that is.
The giant rat is elsewhere...
never gonna gib you up.
This joke was actually funny!
thx mane
Never gonna put you down
ProGuyGaming! Never gonna run around and gib you
Never gonna make you cry
Still to this day, no better duo has ever existed than jerma and star
This game WILL be the next big esport.
I appreciate fast paced shooters
Splatoon, with instakills and rats.
Ratoon
pretty sure this came out before splatoon so technically splatoon would be this without instakills or rats.
this game is nothing like splatoon!
Splatz
they're all doom clones
+Hambooga it's a meme
please play more ~ this is so fun to watch
It was more fun...back before the plague hit
TreePuncher huh?....oooohhhh Rats...I get it...
monster25man Watch Jerma's H1Z1 video
***** ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now I get it, thanks :)
***** Nope it was Jerma's. Star's was the BERRIES BERRIES BERRIES one
This is probably the most even-skilled game I seen them play. Both are equal.
Put this in a playlist with Rat Movie and Welcome to Rat burger.
This is one of the most entertaining Jerma/Star videos in a while.
This looks like a ton of fun! :3 Well... it looked fun. But that was before the plague hit...
mariogalaxy64100 The zombie video Jerma uploaded before this one :D
mariogalaxy64100 Yep. The H1Z1 video. Although you probably watched it by now. :P
/s hue
JERMA VS STER JERMA VS STR, EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
I thought I was watching a quake mod
I wouldn't be surprised if this game started out as a mod for some Valve FPS, but then was turned into it's own thing.
@@Takimeko The creator was heavily inspired by Quake's Instagib mode :)
Jerma should've made that bet. He did pretty good.
Also, "Rat Movie 2: Frag Movie" confirmed.
can we please get a rats instagibz 2021 rematch
Recommend it in the Discord
This takes me back to my Quake 3 days. I'm definitely checking this out.
"You're gonna pull me on you?" -Jerma 2016
9:07 for those curious Mean Gene Okerlund also appears in ‘Homing Crit Rockets’
20:08 fragged so hard Jerma developed an Israeli accent
Star, go ahead and let people know who you are and where to find yo- DEEEEEH
21:54 how i thank someone
This reminds me of tribes ascend, rip tribes ascend
I cry everytime... *pours one out*
*casually hides his third person MOBA*
I used to play Tribes Ascend, but that was before the plague hit.
thebobman47 We mostly hate Lo-Rez, typically not Smite itself....
or at least that's what I think, can't guarantee your safety
thebobman47 i still play both. But i distinctly remember a third...
"i lose every bet"
"I WIN I WIN I GET A HUNDRED BUCKS"
The 3rd map shown in this video is a perfect replica of an office from Mirror's Edge.
Neat.
It's actually a shame this game didn't take off. It was probably the most fun shooting game I've played, just because of the simplicity getting rid of anything that would feel unbalanced... You need a friend to play with though
Victory fap at the end had me crying and laughing, and shidding, and pissing
Wow they really buffed the machina!
That one better be in the next rat movie.
This game is so good.
Its a shame it's pretty dead.
Star_ 100% knew what he was doing with the talking comedy strategy
I remember when people still played this
People still do! We have an active discord and everything!
The Rats are back and they're better than ever!
So, is "That's before the plague hit" the new "Arrow to the knee"?
Yes, but "That's before the plague hit" is vaguely funny.
Wingmaster 87 And that's how arrow to the knee started.
Angel Flash Arrow in the knee was never funny.
Wingmaster 87 It used to be funny, but then I took an arrow in the knee. But that was before the plague hit.
owo
Not really, considering it's never gonna spread on any other channels but Jerma's and Star's.
You know you're talkin' about reallystartin'torunawaywithsomethin'
lol i like how you're rocket jumping xD
This was one of the first Jerma videos I've ever seen. Lots of nostalgia.
oh stars settin his controls up
Time to pretend i'm good
jerma has hacks built into his gaming mouse
STAR_ BACKWARDS IS _RATS
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Holy shit, I remember watching this coming back from school. 7 years huh?
Rats, we're rats
_We're the rats_
We prey at night, we stalk at night,
_We're the rats_
*I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules!*
_Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!_
You sang that in Jerma voice, didn't ya? ;)
Why is this my favourite video on the internet?
I love using hitscan with stuff like the railgun so I might check this out. It's a pretty weird idea though. Why would someone make a game with rats shooting lasers?
Why wouldn't someone make a game with rats shooting lasers?
Why would someone make a game about 18 mercenaries fighting over a train stuffed with bombs?
I used to think about why people made games...but that was before the plague hit
I heard that their two biggest sources for inspiration were Quake 3 and The Rat Movie.
captian bert Touché.
Its really fun to watch a game where Jerma and Ster_ are actually having a decent match and not just one of them stomping the other in an FPS.
We used to be the rats, we prayed at night, we stalked at night... But that was before the plague hit...
the shot jerma wanted to slow down literally had the laser through ster's body for 10 consecutive frames
WOW! a game that jerma is actually good a- oh wait... nevermind
Watching these back all these years later in 2x speed, it's even funnier 🤣
Ster's hatred of red maps goes far back
Jerma you don't even know yet, but you mad a new meme...
That was before the plauge hit...
my thanks my thanks my thanks my thanks
I've watched the Rats movie so many times now that this is the only other video RUclips can think to recommend me haha
04:30 no context needed. *insert lenny here*
If you manage to pull off a "Star_ is mad video", I will lick an ice-cream sundae.
To think the running joke of Glueman started here. All these many years ago.
"You wanna talk comedy?"
Byeah
Now we know what the rats do in the morning...
18:35 STAR's radiator speaks for it self
RATZ INSTAGIB HAS A NEW UPDATE!! JERMA HOP ON!!!
i have watched this video 12 times
Glad I’m not the only one
I really enjoy when the fight is close between you two.
Does anyone know the game that they played were they took control of troops and a part of their base became a giant robot? I think I might go insane if I can't remember it so pls help
The executives
+Joe Lockwood
Executive Assault
making the jerma and star rounds once again
I'm just gonna put a comment here. It's gonna be real crowded down here soon...
Prepare for the wave
+Joshua Ketch
Joshua Ketchum No kekkin. Not allowed in this swamp.
We'll need to prepare ourselves before the plague hits.
Joshua Ketchum Kek is for bozo's, but not good bozo's like me. I'm the best.
That like 180 shot jerma hit towards the end was cray ... Jerma you cray !
It has been four years but one still has to wonder
Why don’t they gib? In the game called INSTAGIB
The player doesn't see their model get gibbed but the one who kills you does
7:29 you can see where Star spawned
I remember this video made me buy the game and now it’s just as dead as the Culling 2
same feelsbadman
This game looks awesome! And very entertaining to watch. I love the style and art.