TF2: Contract Rush

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @rustyshackleford4622
    @rustyshackleford4622 9 лет назад +1400

    I received a pyro contract today and one of the objectives was to ignite a cloaked spy. Seems Valve forgot that spies are now basically immune to afterburn while cloaked. All I had to do was hold down m1 on a cloaked spy and it counted for several ignites. Within thirty seconds I had completed the entire contract.

    • @robo-
      @robo- 9 лет назад +144

      Yeah, and when you finish the contract, you get a crate.
      I sold mine on the market for 5$ and someone bought it within seconds

    • @alecp6265
      @alecp6265 9 лет назад +18

      monkeyomachy *chance to get a crate. Skins are more common.

    • @rustyshackleford4622
      @rustyshackleford4622 9 лет назад +10

      monkeyomachy Yep, I got a powerhouse case.

    • @robo-
      @robo- 9 лет назад +118

      One day people will look back and say:
      "I can't believe I bought a crate for 5$"

    • @CocoaNutTF2
      @CocoaNutTF2 9 лет назад +1

      Rusty Shackleford Did you uncase it or sell it? If the former, what did you get?

  • @FantasmaNaranja
    @FantasmaNaranja 7 лет назад +734

    rewatching this i realized that theres an engi wearing the full uncle dane loadout and a spy with a
    kunai named "wanna get bakestaybed"

    • @xsycamore_
      @xsycamore_ 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 6 лет назад +2

      FantasmaNaranja ?

    • @Artisticfeets
      @Artisticfeets 6 лет назад +5

      @@supercool1312 Jerma and Star did a video named the same thing.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 9 лет назад +229

    I've got to get these cases
    I've got to get these cases
    Purchase and then I close
    Purchase and then I close
    I've got to get these cases
    Then I need some keys
    Then I need some keys
    Nope don't add to cart
    Nope don't add to cart
    Last chance, do something smart
    Wait... I'm not that smart
    I forgot to buy two more cases
    Purchase and then I close
    Purchase and then I close
    What am I gonna get?
    What am I gonna get?
    What? A shitty skin!
    I'm still real cold outside
    What am I gonna get?
    What am I gonna get?
    EEEEHHHH!
    That's a skin!
    Wonder what's inside this case?
    Don't worry, it's more cases!

    • @XXXXXMIKIXXXXX1
      @XXXXXMIKIXXXXX1 9 лет назад +7

      Tldr

    • @EdwardWongHau4
      @EdwardWongHau4 9 лет назад +1

      StickMaster500 Maybe you seek for help or something?

    • @luigithesparten
      @luigithesparten 9 лет назад

      Lol the what am i gonna get crate song

    • @zeph8294
      @zeph8294 9 лет назад +1

      Mizzlez Shh lol

    • @EdwardWongHau4
      @EdwardWongHau4 9 лет назад +1

      Wow, kids, calm down, I understand how hard it is to live with such a major mental disabilities but keep yourself a bit more sane.

  • @magicmuschroom796
    @magicmuschroom796 9 лет назад +94

    "I'M GONNA STAB HIM" I don't know why but that made me laugh more than I should've.

  • @DinoBat
    @DinoBat 8 лет назад +394

    13:11 that knife name is familiar..

    • @KingDrew
      @KingDrew 8 лет назад +5

      OOOOO shoot.

    • @bencenagy9857
      @bencenagy9857 8 лет назад +61

      **Jerma voice** You wanna get *bakestaybed?*

    • @Rhyutaaa
      @Rhyutaaa 7 лет назад

      Steven Xie

    • @kingofsnake3683
      @kingofsnake3683 7 лет назад +3

      Jerma finally getting revenge for stars "ruiner of fun"(Jerma is mad pt1) video

    • @thebigkahuna6339
      @thebigkahuna6339 7 лет назад

      Kilz Is Hot poo

  • @Retrotude
    @Retrotude 9 лет назад +539

    Am I the only one who noticed the lack of ragdoll corpses in this video?

    • @maskedfelon9261
      @maskedfelon9261 9 лет назад +34

      Settings

    • @axela.9247
      @axela.9247 9 лет назад +12

      Someguy wait where exactly? That would help my RAM so much

    • @maskedfelon9261
      @maskedfelon9261 9 лет назад +1

      Axel A. Don't remember. I think it's part of chris configs. You can try to search it up.

    • @maskedfelon9261
      @maskedfelon9261 9 лет назад +31

      Paste this in your autoexec file:
      cl_ragdoll_fade_time 0
      cl_ragdoll_forcefade 1
      cl_ragdoll_physics_enable 0
      g_ragdoll_fadespeed 0
      g_ragdoll_lvfadespeed 0
      ragdoll_sleepaftertime 0
      cl_phys_props_enable 0
      cl_phys_props_max 0
      props_break_max_pieces 0
      r_propsmaxdist 1
      violence_agibs 0
      violence_hgibs 0

    • @Bl4deSpy
      @Bl4deSpy 9 лет назад +5

      Axel A.
      cl_ragdoll_fade_time 0
      cl_ragdoll_forcefade 1
      cl_ragdoll_physics_enable 0
      g_ragdoll_fadespeed 0
      g_ragdoll_lvfadespeed 0
      ragdoll_sleepaftertime 0

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane 9 лет назад +559

    8:00 made me double-take for a second.
    "Hmm, I don't play on Virginia servers... Oh wait... god damn it guys..."

    • @ldude3579
      @ldude3579 9 лет назад +2

      Uncle Dane the engie main :D

    • @nintendomusicchannel1317
      @nintendomusicchannel1317 9 лет назад +21

      ***** No, it was someone dressed as him. Which is what made him double-take.

    • @ryuu8988
      @ryuu8988 9 лет назад +8

      +Uncle Dane I thought it was you at the end of the sniper contract but then i saw no unusuals

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 9 лет назад +2

      Uncle Dane yea i saw him he wus looking dum and ugle basterd
      not like you huhu.
      y do u joke me

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 9 лет назад +1

      Uncle Dane i don't blame people wanting to be you, you definitely have style

  • @ArraySeven
    @ArraySeven 9 лет назад +740

    I'm totally okay with 2 contracts...
    If we had them more often those skins would never stop flowing in and I think I have enough citizen pain miniguns.

    • @danielalmeida3377
      @danielalmeida3377 9 лет назад

      ***** yea

    • @TheBiohazard3179
      @TheBiohazard3179 9 лет назад +4

      ***** This is just what Valve gives to us. Let me tell you what I all got since operation bravo to bloodhound in CS:GO: Battle scarred consumer grade weapons. Every single weapon,none of them were higher grade and they were ALL battle scarred. Same is for TF2 now,battle scarred civilian weapons. Fuck valve,I swore to myself I'd never buy another operation and I thought tf2 would be different but it seriously was not.

    • @Mixa_Lv
      @Mixa_Lv 9 лет назад +2

      ***** They just should take longer to complete.

    • @TristanDole
      @TristanDole 9 лет назад

      ***** I liked your post when you posted it 34 seconds ago (about the time when I finished the video, WOAH)

    • @navras2318
      @navras2318 9 лет назад +11

      ...and Old Country revolvers.

  • @quagenheimer
    @quagenheimer 8 лет назад +171

    STAR_ is going to Suplex City.

  • @saedimic
    @saedimic 9 лет назад +88

    not liking the orange colours on the rocket launcher. I always think "Ha, the fool tries to kill me with a rocket jumper?"
    Then the rockets hit me and i'm the fool.

    • @Skizze37
      @Skizze37 4 года назад +10

      It's almost like the original developers for TF2 carefully chose colors and silhouettes for their characters and weapons and shit like this just keeps ruining the game.
      Huh.

    • @saedimic
      @saedimic 4 года назад +12

      @@Skizze37 Eh. They did put a warning shield on it now. So idk, it's cool

    • @Pigmedog
      @Pigmedog 3 года назад +1

      to be fair if you're being shot at, 99.999% of the time it isnt the rocket jumper

  • @slothsong080
    @slothsong080 9 лет назад +311

    13:10
    You just got backstabbed by a joke your friend made.
    Has does that honestly make you feel?

    • @matthewhall889
      @matthewhall889 9 лет назад +1

      HONESTLY?

    • @HopefullyJazzy
      @HopefullyJazzy 9 лет назад

      Tony Gregory i think that was the greatest thing ever. the first time around i almost lost my shit from how spooky the joke returns. #I'mbackbitches

    • @slothsong080
      @slothsong080 9 лет назад +11

      L0gicz I don't really care about/for people who use those dumb bind taunts. Pay them no mind, they'll learn nobody likes them someday.

    • @Martin-xp6ty
      @Martin-xp6ty 9 лет назад +3

      Tony Gregory you sound quite upset and bitter, those binds gettin to ya?

    • @slothsong080
      @slothsong080 9 лет назад +8

      ***** Not really. I just wish people wouldn't fill the chat with them all the time. But then again, I haven't seen any in the servers I've been playing in recently, so maybe they've calmed down a little.

  • @awakenedape1052
    @awakenedape1052 9 лет назад +174

    Is it just me, or did every player in this video, including Star, seem like they didn't know where they were at any time?

    • @Skuiggly
      @Skuiggly 5 лет назад +21

      awakenedape Welcome to TF2

    • @foxontherails
      @foxontherails 5 лет назад +1

      Skuiggly *f2p fortress

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 4 дня назад

      That's what happens when anybody who plays TF2 is put on a map they haven't played 50 times.

  • @AzzieEquinox
    @AzzieEquinox 9 лет назад +981

    You know STAR_ has a bad day when he gets killed by a guy holding a Jerma quote.

  • @onlinecommentator2616
    @onlinecommentator2616 8 лет назад +265

    At 13:11 the spy's knife was called "You wanna get bakestaybed?", that's a Jerma quote :D

    • @empajc
      @empajc 7 лет назад +31

      Galaxy That was secretly Jerma trying to get revenge for the Jerma is mad trilogy + Jerma is miffed: Aftermath

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 5 лет назад +4

      And he did a classic Jerma cut, which is a hard cut mid sentence in the punchline

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you for tagging this so that I could solve the mystery of AzureAzel the blue furry wolf man.

  • @ItsOver900O
    @ItsOver900O 7 лет назад +41

    "I'm about to get backstabbed"- *instantly gets backstabbed*

  • @thefiliphino
    @thefiliphino 9 лет назад +208

    i only keep wondering if that knife named You wanna get Bakestaybed was star's edit or actual name of the knife

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 9 лет назад +42

      thefiliphino the shpees ultimate weapon

    • @thefiliphino
      @thefiliphino 9 лет назад +11

      The brand new, elusive Shpeedy Shpee!

    • @sirvinyl3691
      @sirvinyl3691 9 лет назад +8

      thefiliphino im naming my big earner that now

    • @Blademaster162
      @Blademaster162 9 лет назад

      thefiliphino Which part?

    • @TheRalouch
      @TheRalouch 9 лет назад +11

      thefiliphino I did the math and TECHNICALLY this means Jerma spiritually stabbed Ster, wowza

  • @Hawnzor
    @Hawnzor 9 лет назад +171

    13:13
    YOU WANNA GET BAKESTAYBED STER?

    • @_Mute
      @_Mute 9 лет назад +4

      2:24 He almost got Bakestaybed

  • @captainweekend5276
    @captainweekend5276 6 лет назад +22

    I really miss the old contracts, they're such a chore now that the bonus objectives are now required for accessing other contracts.

  • @Mrpielovesme1
    @Mrpielovesme1 8 лет назад +117

    00:50 Congratulations on your market gardener rank.

  • @fourteenants
    @fourteenants 5 лет назад +18

    how is this already 4 years old..

  • @princetemple1340
    @princetemple1340 9 лет назад +309

    Please dont quit youtube!

    • @ster
      @ster  9 лет назад +467

      Tristan Bouffard ok

    • @shoopy44
      @shoopy44 9 лет назад +90

      STAR_ PHEW

    • @atidyshirt5026
      @atidyshirt5026 9 лет назад

      Rolf literally

    • @zebluepixel5270
      @zebluepixel5270 9 лет назад +1

      STAR_ He reacts to that but not my quesion if he will do story time :(

    • @papayer
      @papayer 9 лет назад +1

      somebody fucking screencap this.

  • @francesboy2
    @francesboy2 9 лет назад +11

    Congratulations on the lifetime commitment to another human being

  • @leiferiksson6134
    @leiferiksson6134 9 лет назад +35

    Did anyone notice the spys knife at 13:11 was named "You wanna get Bakestaybed"

  • @Dresdenstl
    @Dresdenstl 9 лет назад +69

    "What's color theory?" -TF2 weapon skin artist

  • @JuanACookie
    @JuanACookie 9 лет назад +6

    7:35 "I'm fighting 3 dudes right now, wheres my team?"
    Story of every game I play

  • @NakedAvanger
    @NakedAvanger 9 лет назад +62

    It's good that the contracts don't take long... You always get shit out of them anyway
    And opening crates is also stupid

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 9 лет назад

      To you maybe, but the chance of getting a strange or unusual is exciting, and if you get one you can sell it for big money.

    • @NakedAvanger
      @NakedAvanger 9 лет назад +11

      DrScaphandre "to me maybe"
      trust me lots of people tryed like me to get a fucking unusual
      and yes one day you might get it but do you know how the outcome would look like ?
      spent 800€ on crates
      finally got my first unusual which is worth a maximum of 200€ (and thats if youre lucky)
      frankly i rather spend those 800€ for real life stuff
      hell i could get a shitty car for that money but atleast that shitty car would get me to places

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 9 лет назад

      NakedAvanger Then that's your choice. It's all luck and that's how people want to spend their money. At least they're getting something that they can sell later unlike those currencies in those mobile freemium 'games'.

    • @NakedAvanger
      @NakedAvanger 9 лет назад +6

      DrScaphandre wasnts it common sense that this is my choice ? and my opinion ? do we really live in such a s retarded society right now that you have to say that every time you open your mouth ?
      and yes you might get stuff to sell but that stuff might be worth less than the freaking key you bought to get it in the first place

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 9 лет назад

      NakedAvanger Woah, calm down.
      Of course it's basically like gambling. You have to get lucky if you want something good, and when you get it it's a great feeling.

  • @nicegetinthereson
    @nicegetinthereson 9 лет назад +6

    That solider was focusing you pretty hard that entire game

  • @Tdogredman
    @Tdogredman 9 лет назад +37

    7:40
    *Salutes*
    Will do, STAR_.
    Will do.

    • @InDeepPudding
      @InDeepPudding 9 лет назад +1

      Tdog redman What are you doing outside Funke's channel

    • @Tdogredman
      @Tdogredman 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I am helping star like a proper redman
      Also, since star_ has no female companions (he's a loser) I can't make any fanfics about him, sorry.

    • @InDeepPudding
      @InDeepPudding 9 лет назад +1

      Tdog redman
      I believe he's getting married soon

    • @Tdogredman
      @Tdogredman 9 лет назад +14

      ***** Yeah but the whole point of my fanfictions is that I make sexual humor towards people who aren't even remotely attracted to each other

    • @axela.9247
      @axela.9247 9 лет назад

      Lol

  • @joanmoreira1861
    @joanmoreira1861 9 лет назад +9

    Quietly watching STAR's video
    14:35
    STAR: I-I'm about to get backstabbed...
    *Sniper's crit kill pain scream at 2000% volume*
    *Dies from ear rape*

  • @nerijustrainovicius165
    @nerijustrainovicius165 2 года назад +2

    Imagine getting that 2 minute video now and its another best video ever

  • @Thorozak
    @Thorozak 4 года назад +3

    “I haven’t used a mouse in a week!” That’s what I told myself playing this game every day back when I did lol

  • @alexandreloureiro8754
    @alexandreloureiro8754 9 лет назад +6

    I KNEW RE-WATCHING SWEET GENIUS FOR THE SEVENTH TIME WAS GONNA BRING ME GOOD LUCK

  • @spooksiguessidk
    @spooksiguessidk 9 лет назад +29

    congrats on getting married, ster_

  • @WhiteKnitter
    @WhiteKnitter 9 лет назад +2

    14:35-14:42
    That was the loudest and hardest I'd laughed all year - thanks, STAR!

  • @fredmichael4614
    @fredmichael4614 8 лет назад +48

    12:22 Was that Uncle Dane? lol

  • @stunts3534
    @stunts3534 3 года назад +5

    i miss him......

  • @FrappuccinoAlfredo
    @FrappuccinoAlfredo 3 года назад +3

    13:10 just noticed the name of the knife

  • @sdlooze
    @sdlooze 9 лет назад +12

    Ster, playing tf2? "This is getting awkward"

  • @dieyoostream193
    @dieyoostream193 5 лет назад +3

    I miss this

  • @jakewhittaker3003
    @jakewhittaker3003 9 лет назад

    14:32 gotta love the sniper on the ledge that somehow didnt get him, in the 5 seconds he was standing there

  • @Ravinder95800
    @Ravinder95800 9 лет назад +5

    I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your work and I would like to thank you, Jerma and you are making hilarious videos, you guys gave me the envy to learn English.
    I hope you'll see this comment and congratulation for your wedding. Keep up the good work.

  • @Awprtunist
    @Awprtunist 9 лет назад +4

    The Spy that backstabbed Star had his knife named as *You wanna get bakestaybed* AKA a fucking Jerma joke.

  • @GoochMuncher6969
    @GoochMuncher6969 4 года назад +28

    A time honored classic, I remember the day he uploaded this 😢😢😢

  • @_1derscore
    @_1derscore Год назад +1

    pre-nerf BASED jumper was everything.....
    also him saying Air strike being the best launcher in pubs....

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 9 лет назад

    I understand only making videos when you have something to talk about, but boy was it nice to see a post-video skill moment again.

  • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
    @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 лет назад +3

    12:24 IS THE UNCLE DANE THE SENTRY MAIN!!!

  • @willtomlin9501
    @willtomlin9501 8 лет назад +5

    That hitsound is fucking glorious

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 9 лет назад +103

    wait a fucking second. You have to buy the ticket for 6 fucking dollars, only to get crates that you have to spend 2.50 in order to open? Are you fucking kidding me? How much more jewy can valve get!?

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 9 лет назад +10

      Fadel Al-Rawi because that totally justifies it

    • @TobeasJ
      @TobeasJ 9 лет назад +25

      Sally Butter Pants Well, the people who made the maps get money. And don't forget that Valve made some of the best games in history.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 9 лет назад +21

      Tabe what do you think stamps are for?
      and EA has released some good games as well, but I guess it's okay when Valve become worse than EA because m-muh half life 2.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 9 лет назад +8

      ***** come back with a real argument, going all 'if u dun liek dun pleh' just shows you don't have one.
      ***** You're going to be the only person who replies with the capability of thinking

    • @thesteamguy6171
      @thesteamguy6171 9 лет назад +14

      You can also get skins, star was just unlucky. Btw there's a faq in the gun mettle page, you should read it.

  • @Kuroganekisaki
    @Kuroganekisaki 4 года назад +1

    13:13 the guy's knife is named after a Jerma meme
    It's like poetry, it rhymes

  • @jurrasicore8682
    @jurrasicore8682 4 года назад +2

    5 years, goddamn

    • @jurrasicore8682
      @jurrasicore8682 4 года назад

      these fukin skins have been in for almost half of tf2 now,

  • @baronvonsmooth5017
    @baronvonsmooth5017 9 лет назад +30

    ER MAH GURD IT'S STER

    • @Vakito227
      @Vakito227 9 лет назад +1

      STER HOME VIDEO

    • @CocoaNutTF2
      @CocoaNutTF2 9 лет назад

      Baron Von Smooth Shterr*

    • @baronvonsmooth5017
      @baronvonsmooth5017 9 лет назад

      ***** Crap you're right, my bad. I forgot.

    • @CocoaNutTF2
      @CocoaNutTF2 9 лет назад

      Matthew Greene You know, the one that deletes items worth a hundred dollars for the lulz?

    • @chaotixspark7934
      @chaotixspark7934 9 лет назад

      ***** That's pretty relatable. I deleted a friend's Dragon once for funsies. He's still not talking to me.

  • @room___
    @room___ 9 лет назад +4

    "i'm not playing so well"
    *5 killstreak*

  • @nicholasbolash4605
    @nicholasbolash4605 Год назад +4

    7 years later, and hearing that Jerry Springer comment

  • @TheNexan_
    @TheNexan_ 8 лет назад +1

    "DO SOME MEEEEEETH! Why's it always up to me?!" - Ster (2015)

  • @Veteriner_Bey
    @Veteriner_Bey 4 года назад +2

    Still watching him 🙌

  • @Aki-vs6zj
    @Aki-vs6zj 9 лет назад +4

    OMG A STAR VIDIO?!?! WHTA IS THIS MADDNESS

  • @Thaumius
    @Thaumius 9 лет назад +13

    I dont have to do meth to count how many kills I need

  • @wakimaniac
    @wakimaniac 9 лет назад +6

    Congrations on the marry-ation.

  • @bartvansliedregt5482
    @bartvansliedregt5482 9 лет назад

    I just can't get enough of ster screaming "MEAAAAM", am I alome with this?

  • @lilsunny7399
    @lilsunny7399 9 лет назад

    one thing i like is that if you have a buddy you can basically complete a contract in like 5 min.
    friend of mine got a spy contract, had to get backstabs for the bonus points, i just played C&D Spy on the other team and let him backstab me repeatedly.
    also this one guy with an engy contract set up 2 teles next to each other and his buddy just congad into the entrance, back to the exit, into the entrance giving him 1 point per teleport.

  • @terminatorplayz4614
    @terminatorplayz4614 7 лет назад +4

    I miss STAR_, contracts, and good TF2.

    • @kurm187
      @kurm187 7 лет назад +1

      +Terminator Playz Don't we all?

    • @coffee6058
      @coffee6058 7 лет назад +2

      Terminator Playz I don't care about tf2 all I miss is our good old STAR_

  • @Ejectaphelion
    @Ejectaphelion Год назад +4

    12:24 - A wild Uncle Dane appears!

  • @humahuma_
    @humahuma_ 9 лет назад +4

    Are you happy guys. Gun mettle video.
    It's not like getting married wasn't important,just be patient

  • @allun5066
    @allun5066 9 лет назад +1

    "Im gonna get backstabbed"
    *Gets backstabbed*
    HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE

  • @xiphura
    @xiphura 9 лет назад

    7.5 headshots as a sniper, you're welcome Star this was actually really difficult to find out this information, I hope you appreciate how much effort was put into this mathematical problem, k thx

  • @USAFMike
    @USAFMike 9 лет назад +7

    Don't even know why I'm here.

    • @Frozenier
      @Frozenier 9 лет назад

      USAFMike its me dude LAZYFANCYGOODBYE

    • @FieldMarshalYT
      @FieldMarshalYT 9 лет назад +1

      +USAFMike Odd Engies part 2 plox

    • @USAFMike
      @USAFMike 9 лет назад +1

      yes pls

  • @Glacidon
    @Glacidon 3 года назад +4

    Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you have to pay to get these contracts in the first place every week while it was going? And then your reward was having to pay even more money by getting crates that needed keys lol

  • @Skizze37
    @Skizze37 4 года назад +4

    Remember when Valve integrated a system in TF2 that made you complete a series of tasks just to get a crate which must be opened with a purchased key only to receive a skin for an item which you could've applied to the shotgun in your custom files for free?
    Me neither.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 2 года назад

      And likely find a skin that looks better thyan the literal children's wallpaper they sell in the process.

  • @WedgeStratos
    @WedgeStratos 9 лет назад

    Soldier Sniper gameplay, killstreak gameplay, Gun Mettle update video, and a crate unboxing all in the same video. You need to be jetlagged more often, Star.

  • @shadei1142
    @shadei1142 8 лет назад +1

    *Points at red pyro* "That spy isn't fooling anyone" *hits pyro* not a spy *bumps into cloaked spy*.

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 9 лет назад +4

    YOU GOT BAKESTAYBED

  • @DusttheRegulus
    @DusttheRegulus 9 лет назад +4

    Hey STAR_ I have the HUD you use. I love it, it looks so much better than the standard one, and takes up less room on the screen.

  • @Freddy210hill
    @Freddy210hill 9 лет назад +13

    OMG STER A 17:00 VIDEO??? YOU'RE SO LAZY MAKE IT LONGER

    • @jen-dx7io
      @jen-dx7io 9 лет назад

      It's longer, actually 17:05

    • @siretrickshot
      @siretrickshot 9 лет назад +1

      He reccently got married

    • @CocoaNutTF2
      @CocoaNutTF2 9 лет назад

      ***** Your name is REALLY long.

    • @Spokenword
      @Spokenword 9 лет назад

      ***** It was a joke.

  • @shn8850
    @shn8850 9 лет назад

    STAR, you've inspired me so much, I used the same soldier load out with the Air Strike that you used in the vid

  • @youseeIkick
    @youseeIkick 9 лет назад +1

    "I'm like the chocolate vampire guy"
    -Ster 2015

  • @toastedghost8971
    @toastedghost8971 4 года назад +3

    "let's get a whole gaggle of red men"- Andrew Jackson at the Battle of New Orleans, 1815

  • @johanness3850
    @johanness3850 8 лет назад +3

    28/4=7+1/2= 7.5.
    8 headshots

  • @flaxxi3
    @flaxxi3 9 лет назад +9

    I remember when STAR_ used to make a lot of tf2 videos...
    But that was before the plague hit

  • @HexaSwell
    @HexaSwell 9 лет назад

    Amazing timing with the Sesame Street Count sound clip.

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 9 лет назад

    "I-I'm about to get backstabbed."
    *LOUD-ASS BACKSTAB*

  • @reissyboi7527
    @reissyboi7527 9 лет назад +4

    So even after paying £4 to receive a contract, you have to pay an additional £3 to buy a key to open the crate? Or do you unlock weapons from the contracts?

    • @alecp6265
      @alecp6265 9 лет назад

      Usually contracts will drop skins.

    • @daniel117100
      @daniel117100 9 лет назад +1

      Well for the first few days even getting one crate got you more money than the ticket itself so no one cared

    • @SinisterPixel
      @SinisterPixel 9 лет назад

      +ReissyBoi97 Where are you buying your gear from? If you're workiong in £, I assume you're in the UK, in which case those are some jacked up prices you're buying at.

    • @reissyboi7527
      @reissyboi7527 9 лет назад

      +Sinister Pixel I don't know why I said £3/key, they're actually £1.60 on tf2. I think they were worth £3 on the community market at the time of this video

  • @reathyork
    @reathyork 3 года назад +3

    Was always confused about the TF2 lootboxes, particularly contract lootboxes. It woud make more sense if you didnt have to buy the keys for contacts...

  • @gmorris65
    @gmorris65 9 лет назад +3

    I unboxed a case.
    I got a 24 cent well-worn SMG.
    FUCK MY LIFE ITS LIKE RICH PEOPLE GET LUCKY MORE THE SKIN DIDNT EVEN LOOK GOOD.

  • @tiwi71
    @tiwi71 9 лет назад

    Best contract video ever. 'MAM, MAM! WE ONLY GET 2 CONTRACTS A WEEK MAM!'I died

  • @nadsaw
    @nadsaw 9 лет назад +1

    "I don't recommend thinking."
    -Ster 2015

  • @Killmaster237
    @Killmaster237 9 лет назад +4

    Blast jumping

    • @Hawnzor
      @Hawnzor 9 лет назад +4

      Just1n "BLAST" Jumping.

    • @victormac292
      @victormac292 9 лет назад

      Hawnzor "B-L-A-S-T" Jumping.

  • @malhekai
    @malhekai 9 лет назад +94

    This video felt weird. Does anyone feel like this was a weird video?

    • @pomino255
      @pomino255 9 лет назад +55

      Malhekrow no

    • @OhLookItsTekona
      @OhLookItsTekona 9 лет назад

      The update changed many things. That's what made it feel different for me.

    • @weekend9057
      @weekend9057 9 лет назад +5

      Malhekrow It felt weird in the sense that it wasn't weird, a Star video not weird, its weird

    • @alechuntsman9524
      @alechuntsman9524 9 лет назад +23

      Malhekrow ster_ doing poorly and dying alot, thats why. ;_;

    • @Frone_
      @Frone_ 9 лет назад +6

      Malhekrow I felt like he was kind of... annoyed by TF2? Like, "oh yeah of course that sniper is just gonna stand still", "yeah sure, engie build your sentry in front of 4 ennemies"... Y'know all those stupid things you see everytime you play tf2. Iunno

  • @ghostlygibus-kfplurkinghat3529
    @ghostlygibus-kfplurkinghat3529 7 лет назад +4

    Jerma vs Star_ vs Muselk unboxings:
    ster_: Battlescarred sewage shotgun (2 crates)
    Muselk: SMGS SMGS SMGS SMGS SMGS SMGS SMGS SMGS (idk)
    Jerma:Factory new purple sniper rifle (1 crate)

  • @BFDudes
    @BFDudes 9 лет назад

    Gonna come out and say it, it seriously takes me about 20-30 minutes to do one contract, depending on which class it revolves around. I'm not at all a good player really, so having these contracts makes it more fun for me to try and do stuff I typically don't do (Blast jump kills for example). I had the Pyro mission today, and it took me a solid 25 minutes to get the regular mission done, then another 5-10 to get the advanced contract. So they're great and loads of fun for a scrub like myself.

  • @Murakami12
    @Murakami12 9 лет назад

    Gameplay and unboxing in one video!? Best video ever.

  • @TheIndigoBros92
    @TheIndigoBros92 9 лет назад +4

    I would love to get the contracts done....
    If only I had the cash to buy a coin.

  • @ethancann6384
    @ethancann6384 9 лет назад +4

    AHHHH MUM!

  • @omgxdjc919
    @omgxdjc919 2 года назад +3

    Anyone here miss tf2

    • @sekhmet7774
      @sekhmet7774 2 года назад +1

      It hasn't gone anywhere, just don't expect any updates

    • @SciRuler
      @SciRuler 2 года назад

      @@sekhmet7774 or a response to bots

  • @OmegaBearBBR
    @OmegaBearBBR 9 лет назад

    That spy's knife was named "YOU WANNA GET BAKESTABBED?

  • @Stormghetti
    @Stormghetti 9 лет назад

    13:17 "We just need to find a GENTLEMAN. A LOW health gentleman."
    Soo, that's the kind of gentleman STAR_ would date?

  • @Gonzaga78
    @Gonzaga78 9 лет назад +22

    11:16 star is still mad about people not liking his gorbo grandman videos...
    You built your a fanbase that likes watching you play tf2. That's it, the thing we have in common is that we like tf2 gameplay videos. Simple, gameplay video with you making comments about it.
    You can't make completely different content and expect that everyone will just accept it.
    I'm not making demands like "you can only make tf2 gameplay comentaries" or any of the sort. It's just that with all that complaining i'm begining to think you don't understand why your gorbo videos were so badly recieved.

    • @ornaterope8319
      @ornaterope8319 7 лет назад +9

      Gonzaga78 I know this is a year old, but his gorbo videos are gold though

    • @ThinkKritz
      @ThinkKritz 7 лет назад +6

      Looks like ster never learned anything from this comment since now he complains more than ever

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 6 лет назад

      Sigh so true, but ster doesn’t want to always do what the fanbase wants.... but thats what happens

  • @pasifikbwoy7278
    @pasifikbwoy7278 3 года назад +1

    5 years ago?? My fuckin heart

  • @carpet163
    @carpet163 5 лет назад +1

    Well there were at least two youtubers in this video and and a Jerma reference.

  • @facundoquaino1428
    @facundoquaino1428 9 лет назад

    you kidding? star counting on spanish... lo mejor que vi en todo el dia y es eso nomas.

  • @Kaczer94
    @Kaczer94 9 лет назад

    Actually you can get weapon skins right off the bat from fulfilling contracts, it's just randomized. Cases used to sell for 8€ in the first couple of days, so it was a very nice deal. I mean, you can still sell them for less than 2€ each now, it's still some kind of profit.