It’s awesome that Tim got to work out his material on a tour bus and make tips. Then got to hit the stage at night. Tim has put his reps in to get where he is today. Respect
HAHAAHA...OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!! He's officially my fav now that Ralphie Mae has passed on. I LOVE TIM. "She's eating soup out of a cup and is one broken ankle from being homeless and having to fuck her way to middle class. That was my tour, and it wasn't for everybody! Hahahaha! BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAaahahaaa. I would TOTALLY PAY to take a tour from this guy!!!
A full breakfast is a substantial cooked breakfast meal that typically includes bacon, sausages, eggs, black pudding, baked beans, tomatoes and mushrooms and a beverage such as coffee or tea.
Exactly what being an NYC tour guide is like, treated it like a stand-up gig too and Killed at times. But after 3 tours, you did shows at night?!?! Wow!! I used to come home and take a shower and the water would be gray. Wish I had too, now. Good for you Tom !
0:39 that is a metaphor for a life! and the human race! these tourists were on a bus trying to learn about the Empire State Building and all the tour guide wanted to talk about was her knee operation and they still tipped her... 🤣🤣🤣
"Africans and Haitians, with deep machete scars on their face" LMAO xD
They’re coming for our cats!
I can just imagine Lee as a tour bus guy giggling and trying to pick up chicks with a big apple hat.
Juan Gallardo vivid imagination bro
Juan Gallardo why is this so accurate lmao
Chicks?
@@EngelbertHumperdinck86 Dudes!
I literally pictures Lee with a giant Apple hat. Like a giant red apple on his head lmao.
It’s awesome that Tim got to work out his material on a tour bus and make tips. Then got to hit the stage at night. Tim has put his reps in to get where he is today. Respect
I'd pay good money to get on that tourbus today
@@sumosacks9558 pause
Like the beetles playing in Germany
This guy tells story in a similar way to uncle Joey
This guy? This "guy" happens to be a world renowned jeweler, fake business tycoon and a out and proud trans. Id say h*s name the next time pal
This guy's name is in the video title
@@MNizamee hahhahaha
Tim Dillon, my new favorite guy. Keep it up man. Followed u from rogan to tfatk to here.
I could only pray if I ever go to New York I get a tour guide that says “everyday she wants to put a gun in her mouth”
Lmfao
dude looks like a beefed up Mac Demarco
BRICE holy fuck dude I just noticed this
100 years of atheism 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So many great lines.
"And that was like my tour and that wasn't for everybody"
Only a genius can close with that 'punchline' after such a hilarious rant.
6:06
These two needs a permanent podcast together
They honestly fit so fucking good together. I wish they had more podcasts than two.
I come back to this once a month
If i want lamb chops for breakfast I'll let you know lol
HAHAAHA...OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!! He's officially my fav now that Ralphie Mae has passed on. I LOVE TIM. "She's eating soup out of a cup and is one broken ankle from being homeless and having to fuck her way to middle class. That was my tour, and it wasn't for everybody! Hahahaha! BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAaahahaaa. I would TOTALLY PAY to take a tour from this guy!!!
The guy at the end laughing is the funniest part😂
Machete scars 😂
2:35 automated tour is my favorite part
She punched him in the stomach so then he gave the tour lmao
More of these two together.
Tim Dillon is great!
“You are knowing seeing the 9/11 memorial” fucking killed me.
The only reasons I watch these is to hear Lee's laugh.
Wow watch the formation of genius at hand
Dillons bus tour name; This Isn't For Everybody...
This is so fucking funny! 🤣🤣🤣
The Tim Dillon reality bus tour
3:05 Yes hatians/jamaicans/nigerians run the tour buses in Philadelphia also
Joey "I pretend to be Italian cuz I knew carmine Ballzonya" Diaz
Anyone got a link to the Bill Burr bit about tour guide ticket touts
216 food is bangin!!cleveland
"They have 100 years of Atheism" loll
6:42 fart
Providence Rhode Island would be the perfect small city to go to as preparation for a NYC trip just as mean people and just as bad driving
Who is this.. Hes fuckin hilarious 😂
Tim Dillion
I currently work in time square and yeah it blows lol
This guy talks like joey
this guy, wether puropsely or not, seems like he is trying to sound like Artie Lange, but with more MAGA-type appeal.
la migra ICE maga?? He is gay.. and from the east coast so same accent as artie
@@buckrogers4820 Tim is gay?
@@lamigraice2442 What? Theres milions of people single doesnt mean theyre gay... im single right now cuz i had enough with girls im i gay too no
Tim is openly gay.
At Your School!!
Its a real knife fight out there in the big city
You wanna see mantions? Lmfao
🤡
Billy joel is horrible...
I don’t know who Joey Diaz never hears of him i don’t think he’s funny he looks like he’s half dead already- but Tim Dillon is hysterical 😭
NYC is not even close to the greatest city in the world.. lmao
probably the most famous one though
Joey Diaz sounds like the Independence Day alien when he laughs lol
🤣
“One broken ankle away from living on the street” hahahahaha great line by TD on broadway performers
It’s funny because it’s so true
Lmfaoo
But that's true for most professions though.
That's half the entire working population of the U.S.
I would pay $100 for Tim's bus tour New York.
I'd pay $10,000
Would had been conned
@@Jose-og909 Fake Business.
Jeez, you can get tickets to his show for like $20
@coney2010grads Yeah, but it's now a bus tour now, is it??
I could listen to these two swap stories all day. These guys are great together.
me too
Only guy that’s been on the podcast that’s told stories of his own, that weren’t garbage
huh
Theo never misses
I like how the New Yorker really comes out of Tim when he's with Joey
“I dropped out of college to do Percocet and sell sub prime mortgages.”
God knows how many times I’ve watched this. NEVER gets old. 😂
Anybody else notice that witch hand at 9:53 in the background
aw dude who's fucking hand is that looks creepy as fuck
woah that’s freaky as hell!
HOLY F***
That is hilarious, thank god for you timestamping this
Shit is cursed wth😂😂
Lamb chops for breakfast is NOT an English breakfast!!!! 🤣🤣
Lived in Queens for 6 months. Great experience
Queens is the only good place in NYC
@Joshua Bojos I still try to be nice to people especially them Asian girls in flushing they give you sucky sucky 5 dollar you give them one compliment
Joshua Bojos yall fucking crazy up there in the city. I’ve gotta come
All city areas suck
abc123 my family moved to queens from Colombia, loved that place
What is an English breakfast in New York? Lamb chops wtf
A full breakfast is a substantial cooked breakfast meal that typically includes bacon, sausages, eggs, black pudding, baked beans, tomatoes and mushrooms and a beverage such as coffee or tea.
😂😂
@Loser I wouldn't know, ask the English.
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Exactly what being an NYC tour guide is like, treated it like a stand-up gig too and Killed at times. But after 3 tours, you did shows at night?!?! Wow!!
I used to come home and take a shower and the water would be gray.
Wish I had too, now. Good for you Tom !
2:00 Russians have beautiful blue eyes but no souls 😂
There like huskys is fucking hilarious
You can just hear joey breathe/exhale like mutley
Absolutely truth about Russians lol
This is the secret to 15/hr jobs in NYC, and it’s literally true.
@6:49. Tim turns into the devil lol
who else would pay a good amount for Joey and Tim giving a tour through NY
This was a short time ago and even those seem like simpler times...
6:33 💀💀💀
Anyone know where to find the Burr bit he referenced?
This episode made me a Tim Dillon Fan & I knew he was hilarious when he made Joey laugh his ass off like this
3:04 joey's laugh 🤣🤣
That car hasn’t had an oil change in years 😂
Tim is just gonna get better and better as life continues to rip through him 😂
Man I love Timmy D
Greatest living comedian. I will stand by that statement.
Is the baby laughing in the background ray kump?
0:39 that is a metaphor for a life! and the human race! these tourists were on a bus trying to learn about the Empire State Building and all the tour guide wanted to talk about was her knee operation and they still tipped her... 🤣🤣🤣
Who was the ghoul on the couch
Love tim dillon lolol
Let's goo
Please not the Horrific Outro again!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a great storyteller, Mark Normand has great stories but gives it all away too quickly.