@@omkarshirgaonkar6156She unfortunately isn't. All of the depictions we have or Artoria basically show her off as skinny. UBW went as far as saying that she's weaker than Shirou and Tohsaka when it comes to physical strength if she isn't using her Magical Energy.
Altera simps exist. All 9 of us just blatantly ignore her war crimes (don't ask what she did to the Gauls, Goths and Visigoths) and enjoy good civilization. The lack of content for her is slowly killing us, however
As an absolute Mash ride or die simp i can confirm that white bread and milk are the only consumable meal items that dont overload my mouth with capsaicin
-Deon simps: they like Astolfo but blonde; -Ereshkgal simps: lolo Yunyun from Kunosuba but Rin face; -Marie simps: funny hat and unfitting slurs=good character writing; -Chokita simps: saving their life expenses to pay child support to sustain a sword; -Nightingale simps: still hoping to get that one hallowing CE as a costume; -Mata Hari: Boobs + Hat=Peak character design
Morgan tame? If you want to see actual tame berserkers then look for Junao or the Chinese multi arm centaur mech. You know what, forget Junao, he, like our Amazoness CEO, has a trigger word in the form of "Karna" that will make him lose control a little, Chinese horse is one of the most tame ones, gives really good solutions and is quite the intellectual, hardly a berserker honestly.
1:10 Never have been happier burning down a temple full of innocent families escaping from the horrors of the Demon King General and the sengoku Jidai with said demon king who is a redhaired hottie.
Okay I keep Kama in first or Second ascension because I don’t pay attention to the story in the slightest and my brain just sees Baby Sakura and remembers Fate/Zero. I want that child to throw hands with everything because she deserves it.
Spoilers for Emiya Alters backstory ahead, you have been warned. There are two types of Taiga fans. Those who live in blissful ignorance and those who know that Emiya Alter had to kill her.
There's a Third 3rd Taiga Fans, Those who Just Realized She's 3 of Kiritsugu Trauma Package into one Character, • A Cheerful Childhood Crush, • A Loving Mother/Sister Figure • Killed by a Hero Of Justice
Cant say that i ever cared about ishtars feet and my kama stays in asc 3 but after deciding to not interact with the majority of their Simps over this, i agree, it is unfortunately pretty accurate for most
Just now finished playing umbral star, i love altera and she was my first ssr for 2 years i literally didn't care about her much other than memes, until i read her route
This. I Know every servant is into the master so people will roll for their waifus/husbandos but screw that I wanna help Siegfried save his marriage and drink with Kojirou!
As a Raikou simp, I wouldn't care less about if she going mad cuz Mad Enhancement on some cursed shit, just enjoying the time of my life. As long Mother is happy, So I am as well 💜 ...But also I should add the fact that I have mommy issues.
For Scathach I thought for sure it was going to be: Scathach simps when you tell them she had a daughter-in reference to that one guy who sold his account when he found out she wasn't a virgin.
Jalter’s punches are filled with love and affirmation 😊
Yeah, and her flame is the fire of Hestia.
We arent making it out of hell with this one
Am on a highway to hell
Preach brother
And they're on fire.
Virgin Lartoria Simps vs Chad Lion King Enjoyers
YES, I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD UNDERSTAND ME!
REAL
As a Saber Artoria fan I blame it on the fanart of her where she's ripped
Technically she would be ripped but in the most lean way possible, but the Fan art usually makes he Buff ripped.
@@omkarshirgaonkar6156both are hot
@@omkarshirgaonkar6156She unfortunately isn't. All of the depictions we have or Artoria basically show her off as skinny. UBW went as far as saying that she's weaker than Shirou and Tohsaka when it comes to physical strength if she isn't using her Magical Energy.
As a saber simp i have never been more offended by something i completely agree with
Same
Same
Sam-
Eh you know what Same I kinda agree
Was that slander a joke with dick wizard from fandom?
Same
Let’s see her what my fate waifu will say about me:
-entering abusive relationship.
Well, at least I will enter in one relationship.
I admire your optimism
@@PolkingYTwelp at least nero won’t abandon me (we are both annoying af)
If you can compare with Nero, I both admire and fear you and feel pity for those around you
That Okita/Ishtar slander was a personal attack against Myst lmaoooooo
I hope he sees this
I love both of the Okitas, Myst does not speak for me. Feet is not for me.
We stan Taiga in this household.
we do
1:14 not my fault you couldn’t handle the power of Roma 🔥
Musical Blessing from the Flower of Olympia
Altera simps exist.
All 9 of us just blatantly ignore her war crimes (don't ask what she did to the Gauls, Goths and Visigoths) and enjoy good civilization.
The lack of content for her is slowly killing us, however
I dream of an impossible future where she gets an animation update
Fate/Extella is the best Altera content there is. That nurse costume... perfection.
As one of the 9 I can confirm that this is true
Yep
Make that 10 would you
As an absolute Mash ride or die simp i can confirm that white bread and milk are the only consumable meal items that dont overload my mouth with capsaicin
As a Kama simp… I always and forever keep her in third ascension
Same
Based & cultured master.
@@luthfimisbah5103 gotta love my adult Sakura very much.
Hell yeah
NOOOOO loli kama is best
As long as Jeanne is happy, I'm ok❤❤❤
The extended NA dialogue in her my room lines is a crime ill never forget
THE SALTER/JALTER SIMPS ONE IS WAY TOO REAL 😭
Castoria simps when they try dating a literal sword
What can I say, I do like knives
-Deon simps: they like Astolfo but blonde;
-Ereshkgal simps: lolo Yunyun from Kunosuba but Rin face;
-Marie simps: funny hat and unfitting slurs=good character writing;
-Chokita simps: saving their life expenses to pay child support to sustain a sword;
-Nightingale simps: still hoping to get that one hallowing CE as a costume;
-Mata Hari: Boobs + Hat=Peak character design
Funny thing. I am a Mordred simp but instead of daddy issues I got mommy issues.
I got none of parental issues but still I've got lots of issues.
@@swordfucker69420 I hope things gets better for you man
Still fits. Le Fay was NOT a good mom.
@@KnightofChaosDeck neither mine is :(
Mordred fans we up!! 🔥🗣️🗣️
Guys, don't worry! When Jalter punches then r@p3s me, she is just being a Loving Tsundere. 😊
Yes, thats just her way of showing affection
I was expecting to settle for Medusa’s section.
I was not expecting to be personally pulled from the crowd and outed as a Gorgon simp
Melt simps explaining their enjoyment for getting stepped on and also have great taste.
As a Shuten simp, I must say I've never argued with an Ibaraki simp. They're both garbage goblins.
Why so savage?
But hey I'm a fellow Shuten enjoyer too.
Us Ibaraki simps are like: Our wife's girlfriend.
Ibaraki best banana
The Altera one made me laugh the most, as I'm on my way to raise her to level 120 and I don't see her as a waifu material.
Ritsuka is literally married to Morgan this man is winning in life
Kiyohime simps wanting to NTR Anchin
Booba big
Edit _(addition)_ : what else do you need?
Hmm Morgan is actually very tame in terms of berserkers. I'd say Summer Jeanne is more insane than her.
explain what made summer jeanne more than Morgan herself, and i mean our Morgan from British Lostbelt.
I didn't realize demanding you get rid of roughly an 8th of your servants was tame.
Morgan tame? If you want to see actual tame berserkers then look for Junao or the Chinese multi arm centaur mech.
You know what, forget Junao, he, like our Amazoness CEO, has a trigger word in the form of "Karna" that will make him lose control a little, Chinese horse is one of the most tame ones, gives really good solutions and is quite the intellectual, hardly a berserker honestly.
Ah lovely I have been spared this time as a resident Tamamo and ereskigal simp
Na boi, your next
Eresh fans are ignored all the time, where's the surprise? How many years have you been waiting for her swimsuit by this point?
1:10 Never have been happier burning down a temple full of innocent families escaping from the horrors of the Demon King General and the sengoku Jidai with said demon king who is a redhaired hottie.
Based and Nobu pilled
Where are my fellow brethren gudako simps
✋
I simp for Gudao
Ok look, I wouldn't commit warcrimes for Nobu but I might go beyond my moral compass for her
I would honestly commit warcrimes if a red-haired mommy told me to--
You´re not alone
@@PolkingYT Would
I would commit them even if there was no redhead mommy--
As a Morgan simp I confirm that my " physic resistance" is now Ex class 😎👌
Tomoe gozen simps be like ☻🤳
Barghest simps stay winning
Barghest simps when her tummy starts growling
Tamamo fans survive today
How is this so accurate😭
Okay I keep Kama in first or Second ascension because I don’t pay attention to the story in the slightest and my brain just sees Baby Sakura and remembers Fate/Zero. I want that child to throw hands with everything because she deserves it.
You couldn't have chosen a better clip to begin this video, holy that had me in tears
0:30 the lancelot inside me says otherwise🤥😪
L + ratio + no mention of Circe, Ushiwaka, or Goghie
Jkjk great vid lmao
Me, an Altera enjoyer: I guess i don't exist 🤷
Fate/Extella is the best Altera content there is. That nurse costume... perfection.
"Morgan and Raiko simps"
Yes
Jokes on you Polking! I'm a Mash fan, and I *enjoy* spicy foods!
Same here as a Mexican Mash fan.
I´m not buying it. Salt is not a Spice you know.
@@PolkingYTthey are probably not mash fans but rather mash alter copers
Kiyohime simps when the yandere is treated as a gag character rather than a serious romantic option 💀
As a Caenis and Zenobia simp. I can confirm this meme is accurate.
Mordred simps finding out that she is less than 10 years old (Her daddy issues is plausible in that point of view, by the way)
Righty forgot about that. That would have made for a great Joke as well.
where my barghest bros at
Their pelvic bones are shattered from her
@@Shadow_Cat00 my loving wife is just being silly :3
Yes we are based how did you know
I just want to cook for my king😔
Spoilers for Emiya Alters backstory ahead, you have been warned.
There are two types of Taiga fans.
Those who live in blissful ignorance and those who know that Emiya Alter had to kill her.
There's a Third 3rd Taiga Fans,
Those who Just Realized She's
3 of Kiritsugu Trauma Package into one Character,
• A Cheerful Childhood Crush,
• A Loving Mother/Sister Figure
• Killed by a Hero Of Justice
@@bimoprasetyo6862 Oh, oh no.
I just went from a Stage 2 Taiga Fan to a Stage 3.
Ibaraki herself simp for Shuten so Shuten Simp > Ibaraki Simp.
I came just for laughs but instead got personally attacked
Ah truly a great video to start my lunch break on UmU
how dare you say that about the altera simps, there are literally dozens of us
maybe just a dozen but still!
Nono bro it's less than dozen actually 😭
We are here and proud 💪💪💪
We need a husbando version
Me, a Kagetora enjoyer fully aware that the difference between the "fuck me" eyes and the "killing you" eyes are VERY similar but still not caring.
truly, the most accurate simp slander of all time
Cant say that i ever cared about ishtars feet and my kama stays in asc 3 but after deciding to not interact with the majority of their Simps over this, i agree, it is unfortunately pretty accurate for most
As an Altera simp. I agree with ours.
Rizzing up BB and the entire Sakura Five
I simp for jeanne & saber alter and rin.
I think i have some mental issues.
to be fair, being a part of this fanbase is a mental issue
As a scathach simp, i find myself being the one penetrated 85% of the time
Well I am being penetrated.
But I have a 10 inch wide hole in my stomach.
Ayo 🤨
As an Artoria simp I can confirm that
Mean while us barghest simps are justs blood stains
Just now finished playing umbral star, i love altera and she was my first ssr for 2 years i literally didn't care about her much other than memes, until i read her route
Fate/Extella is the best Altera content there is. That nurse costume... perfection.
Ritsuka x ritsuka is the way to go
truly an ascended mindset
Gudacest FTW
I, a jalter fan, absolutely love her cbt (she steps on me and completely sucks me dry and ignores my pleads)
Altera good, and brings good civilization
Altera supremacy
Kiyohime Simps: Watching the chaos unfold with a popcorn at hand.
Running away because you told her she was the only one but you look at other servants.
I am not even offended at this point this shit is just the truth and nothing but the truth
I'll ask Gilles to move in. That way I'll be safe and Jalter has someone to mutilate
Saber simps need transfer their mana every 5 minutes to saber everytime she uses Excalibur that nearly kills her everytime she uses it
This. I Know every servant is into the master so people will roll for their waifus/husbandos but screw that I wanna help Siegfried save his marriage and drink with Kojirou!
0:30
Ritsuka fans watching Melt's bond CE.
I don't get it
As a Raikou simp, I wouldn't care less about if she going mad cuz Mad Enhancement on some cursed shit, just enjoying the time of my life.
As long Mother is happy, So I am as well 💜
...But also I should add the fact that I have mommy issues.
Average Taiga Enjoyer:🍷🗿
Thank god illya is 18 thought the fbi were knocking at my door now they are knocking at my neighboors door
Well technically Illya is only 18 in Fate stay night , in Fate kaleid she is 10-11 years old.
Bro should’ve included a raita exclusive section, that’s my shit right there.
The thumbnail did saber dirty
As a Jalter simp, I am offended that you would make such an accurate summary of us.
I'm her favorite victim btw
Me being a wingman because I get no bitches: good for them👍
"altera simps bottom text" never seen truer words being said
Based Taiga
Where my gareth simps at ⊙﹏⊙
So according to this I'm a terminator
Yaayyyy!
I won't stand for this Ibaraki slander (have never played fgo btw)
HEY! In my case I was overjoyed to find out Illya is 18! (she's the best)
🧢
At least she got to be older than her mom-
Caster Illiya is like 11 so you're going to jail.
@@lop1652 Noooo-
(But I was talking about the og one/Sitonai who is legal)
@@lop1652 and can I ask why do you know this if that's a not canon event, sir? *Sus bgm*
Artoria Ruler. 👌
As a Nero follower I do listen to her speech every day before sleep.
as an altera simp im quiet offended that i wasn't given proper rep...what do you mean you can't see me I'm right in front of you
As a Raiko and Morgan simp, I can assure you that I am the bone of my sword.
Don’t mess with us ushiwakamaru fans
there’s, like, nine of us
You don't understand, Kama's 1st ascension is MANDATORY
For Scathach I thought for sure it was going to be:
Scathach simps when you tell them she had a daughter-in reference to that one guy who sold his account when he found out she wasn't a virgin.
2000+ women are not virgin, incredible...
2:08 bro I’m under attack
As an Ereshkigal enjoyer myself, I believe in best goddess
if nobu says i do no questions
Looks like us Tamamo stans were spared today
Quetz simps when their about to become "the victim" in WWE: 🙂
I like my Morgan, she goes brrrr with her NP.
Whew. Melusine simps make it through comfortably!
As a Nero simp I'd say based voice acting