Your first mistake was visiting the Type-Moon wiki. The only trustworthy thing on that website is probably the reference list. As the other comment said, TMDict is better, even r/typemoon and beast lair are better options for getting lore.
If anything in fgos lore has you that confused that you're spending hours trying to figure it out outside of maybe things like the types and zeus and all of that, then you're probably just slow ngl.
As a Lore Enthusiast, I can confirm that I immediately went to the wiki to find info on these "artoria" and "gudaguda" particles. Unfortunately, the wiki has nothing on them other than "they exist", so info would be appreciated.
@@Zectry Artoria particles definitely come from the servantverse, but gudaguda particles were caused mainly by nobu's shenanigans alone. She had interactions with Mysterious heroine X which may have spread them over there too.
@@FubukiBestFriend They're not visual novel stuff nor are they meant to be serious lol. It's literally joke event stuff which you are supposed to go along with otherwise you'd have to come up with a legitimate reason for there being walking cardboard cutouts(and other objects) of Nobunaga with different voices who are sentient and form their own groups and communities.
Fate Grand Automata fans when the masterfully created farming strategy gets broken by a single delay of the plugsuit. (They cant play the game anymore)
one of the players in my friend list didn't manage to pull castoria after spending 1900+ sq. it's torturing continuing playing this game knowing that it could also happened to you...
The first meta one got me. I was a casual player who spent hours struggling on beating Goetia, because I don't have many SSR. It was a very fun journey, and worth all my time. Now I have Castoria and Koyanskaya, everything were just 3 turns away. I'm like a robot playing this game.
People play FGO for the lore and waifus. I play to collect all of the Hassans and use them on my team permantely whether they are bad or suck at certain situations or not
@@JakobatHeart that’s not really a good excuse when their supposed to be the main focus. It’s really stupid to have characters risk so much for the gudas only for them to just be pure cardboard kun
@@amari7782 no, what? no I was just saying that they seem boring to many fans because other tm mcs are full of mental illness Ritsuka is just fine, completely serviceable and not damaging to the story like Kirito, Deku or Naruto
@@NuwandaLunaDragon Naruto in and of himself works for his story the problem is really the fact that shippuden fucked wat the og series had with Minato and Sarutobi being stupid. Deku is honestly a mixed bag and kirito it’s less of kirito and more of the fact that Reki can’t write for shit and doesn’t understand how a competent game works. As for the gudas their serviceable because they don’t exist yet when the game tries to hype them up it’s just “ why should I care?” Especially when you get stuff like lb5 that wanks the gudas in Olympus but the gudas did absolutely nothing except get the final kills. Also no it’s not even mental illness that makes these characters interesting and just tying it down to that is honestly pretty stupid. I don’t really understand how sieg and hakuno have mental illnesses especially when their entire story is about them learning to live and gain agency. Hell both shiki being crazy adds a layer of depth to them in its own rights and shows some form of inner conflict or at least how they think. Same goes for shiro, hell even waver is a good Mc in his later years because he looks back on his faults and tries to keep his students from doing the same. The gudas don’t really go anywhere and just exist
It's funny with the Nero/Arthur/Da Vinci part, since Da Vinci is still male and is only using a body that looks like the Mona Lisa because he desired that beauty so much.
I remember one time I commented on a video that Atalanta was happily married and so many people got mad and tried to spin the story to make the husband look bad when the only reason the relationship failed was because Aphrodite was being a bitch 😭😂
As a wise man (me) once said "You cannot be disappointed in the summon if you have no want for any current servants." I have been waiting for years for my skull grandpa to come back again, please I just want him to come home-
As someone whose name is Lancelot irl, I was happy when i got Lancelot on my first 30 free summons when i started the game(i started playing just 3 days ago)
I relate most to the "When you get an SSR but it's not the one you want" Last thanksgiving banner I was rolling for Scathach the speed you can see in my face I pulled when I saw I was pulling an SSR lancer then it turned out I summoned Fionna McCumnuggets Needless to say, I went the rest of that day seething that the game gave me the wrong Irish SSR lancer. I have not known peace till I got Scathach from the free lancer summons.
I used to have a jp account, I no longer have it coz I when I was rolling for Percival I used all my quartz and got Melusine twice but no Percival and uninstalled fgo 🙃
0:52 During the Fate Samurai Remnant collab I spent quite a bit on the Summer Musashi banner only to get an NP5 Yui Shousetsu And lo and behold Musashi came on the last day of the event on the daily single paid quartz roll
"Polking spending 1000 SQ for 1 copy of saber artoria" That's prolly gotta sting a lot more now that new and existing masters can literally choose 1 5 star servant for free after clearing fuyuki right? Saber Artoria's right there at the top of the list. Also these are hilariously brutal digs and I'm laughing my ass off. The one that really got me was the Altrium and GUDAGUDA particles. Series that take themselves seriously only to add silly shit like that are the best kinds imo.
Ritsuka is a mood and a half if you read the text options… you can decide which mood as well as they really offer you to choose violence or be dumb as a brick.
I originally played FGO with an APK but then stopped playing it for ages. Then I got an iPhone and one day saw it come up on the app store. I've become addicted ever since.
In the game Fujimaru is your generic "faceless" player character wich is okay since it's more supposed to be you commanding your servants. But the FGO Anime really made me appreciate him as a character and he became one of my favorites
Ritsuka to me was always one of those MC's that's just... A dude. They ain't some prideful king or idealistic hero of justice. They're just... A Japanese teenager, and tbh I liked that ngl
Me, when I get an SSR that also has a husband: Oh, that's greaaaaattt~! (Fuck, now I have to try and roll for her husband, like hell I'm committing NTR!)
1:20 Seriously I ask this question for so many mobile games. From GBF, Arknight to Honkai and Punishing Gray Raven. What are they feeding Mobage OST makers....
It's super weird because Beni-enma, Wu, Taisui, Van Gogh, and Asterios are also on that list despite the first 2 being elders in petite bodies and the latter two being old geezers in weird circumstances. And the middle one is a planet, which should be an eons-old giant space rock.
@@joshuakim5240 To be fair, barring Asterios, they at least look like they're children. I've also heard that the Trait is based on Illya's perception of the character, so that could explain some weird members of the trait. Like Hans.
1:59 felt that bruh.. spent 230 SQ for okita, but instead got rama, Elizabeth, astrea.. i still feels so salty but meh atleast I got my first extra class servant🥲
Me when im watching this video while i haven't touched a gacha game for 2 years and i still haven't touched the anime either, the only thing i know about fate is its animation yet im still relating to every single frame of this video
The most I have ever spent on FGO has to be like... I'm trying to remember what the lowest amount of saint quartz you can buy is, but it's not coming to me for some reason...
Meanwhile my game keeps crashing after one update. Everytime I open the game it immediately crashes. *Is it so wrong that I wanna get into FGO hell and make Mash a freaking war goddess?!* "You don't wanna enter this gacha rabbit hole man." If I can enter FEH & DBZ Dokkan Battle hell, FGO doesn't seem any different!
“Yes Dad, spending 500 dollars on a clown that is naked on his final ascension is a great financial decision”
Swimsuit Mephy when?
@@arya31ful I think he's talking about Douman.
Ah yes Mephistopheles, the better clown caster.
"Okay but are you winning, son?"
@@BF1_enthusiast “Reads Douman’s bond 5 dialogue”
No
FGO's rickety lore alone deserves all the slander for making me spend hours on the Type-Moon wiki tryna understand shit
Doesn't help that the Type-Moon Wiki is fucked up, and has misinformation on the lore.
TMDict is a better source.
Your first mistake was visiting the Type-Moon wiki. The only trustworthy thing on that website is probably the reference list. As the other comment said, TMDict is better, even r/typemoon and beast lair are better options for getting lore.
If anything in fgos lore has you that confused that you're spending hours trying to figure it out outside of maybe things like the types and zeus and all of that, then you're probably just slow ngl.
@@VTGN-II the lore is still ✨rickety✨ imo
@@VTGN-II yea i never understood how people were confused with the entire story tbh with how in debt it goes over its concepts
As a Lore Enthusiast, I can confirm that I immediately went to the wiki to find info on these "artoria" and "gudaguda" particles. Unfortunately, the wiki has nothing on them other than "they exist", so info would be appreciated.
Can't remember which event mentioned this, but they originate from the Servantverse
@@Zectry Artoria particles definitely come from the servantverse, but gudaguda particles were caused mainly by nobu's shenanigans alone. She had interactions with Mysterious heroine X which may have spread them over there too.
@@GodarXtreme bro I read the entire visual novel and I have no fucking clue what anything you just said means. Type-Moon needs to stop..
What the flipping f*ck? Gudaguda particles? Artoria particles? What are those? I've gone through hours of the visual novel not for this...
@@FubukiBestFriend
They're not visual novel stuff nor are they meant to be serious lol. It's literally joke event stuff which you are supposed to go along with otherwise you'd have to come up with a legitimate reason for there being walking cardboard cutouts(and other objects) of Nobunaga with different voices who are sentient and form their own groups and communities.
*I hope I get that one rerun*
Lasengle: we don't do that anymore
Lasengle: Here's three Welfare Valkyries, have fun picking one
Well maybe at least there's a rerun, but that still sucks
Lasengle: [WHEEZING]
@@kamenraider1175 ORTLINDE, GET!
0:46 this is so relatable, r/grandorder will make you laugh, once, then sigh for three minutes, until you laugh, again
Fate Grand Automata fans when the masterfully created farming strategy gets broken by a single delay of the plugsuit. (They cant play the game anymore)
I hate it when it does that
duude
my fga has stopped working since i updated my phone to android 12
Im suffering T-T
Emiya Fans when he gets buffed for the 69420th time: MORE!
I really like the part at 0:02
🗿
Okitoes
@@blackluna7385 I hate you.
patas
Facts
I relate to the last one so hard. 2 years of saving, only one copy of Maou Nobu, and only 2 Zerk Nobus.
Me who got them both in single tickets, that's rough buddy.
@@ZeroRequiemDX Congrsts Bro! I suffered quite a for for mine
Hahaha
@@xBaloRx I can feel the pain in this Hahah. You are not alone my friend.
one of the players in my friend list didn't manage to pull castoria after spending 1900+ sq. it's torturing continuing playing this game knowing that it could also happened to you...
Me with 1 Maou and no Zerkers.
I love Nobu so naturally that 1 Maou is now cracked
1:58 it's one of those things that's not the absolute worse but something that would ruin your day completely... I can relate
😭
Don't worry, Nero is still our beloved female tyrant at least according google.
I remember when I first had the spooked experience, it just made me feel so done with fgo but at some points I consider it a gift.
The first meta one got me. I was a casual player who spent hours struggling on beating Goetia, because I don't have many SSR. It was a very fun journey, and worth all my time. Now I have Castoria and Koyanskaya, everything were just 3 turns away. I'm like a robot playing this game.
You probably had fun against cernunnos
0:34 Zerkerlot fans after it's been 2,343 days since his last solo banner on JP
People play FGO for the lore and waifus. I play to collect all of the Hassans and use them on my team permantely whether they are bad or suck at certain situations or not
A respectable endevour
Hey, I do the same. I love the Hassans
The Ritsuka haters one is so real
U mean "not having mental illness" part?
@@alphaweeb8580 just the entirety because goddamn are the gudas the most boring and all over the place MC
@@JakobatHeart that’s not really a good excuse when their supposed to be the main focus.
It’s really stupid to have characters risk so much for the gudas only for them to just be pure cardboard kun
@@amari7782 no, what? no
I was just saying that they seem boring to many fans because other tm mcs are full of mental illness
Ritsuka is just fine, completely serviceable and not damaging to the story like Kirito, Deku or Naruto
@@NuwandaLunaDragon
Naruto in and of himself works for his story the problem is really the fact that shippuden fucked wat the og series had with Minato and Sarutobi being stupid.
Deku is honestly a mixed bag and kirito it’s less of kirito and more of the fact that Reki can’t write for shit and doesn’t understand how a competent game works.
As for the gudas their serviceable because they don’t exist yet when the game tries to hype them up it’s just “ why should I care?”
Especially when you get stuff like lb5 that wanks the gudas in Olympus but the gudas did absolutely nothing except get the final kills.
Also no it’s not even mental illness that makes these characters interesting and just tying it down to that is honestly pretty stupid.
I don’t really understand how sieg and hakuno have mental illnesses especially when their entire story is about them learning to live and gain agency.
Hell both shiki being crazy adds a layer of depth to them in its own rights and shows some form of inner conflict or at least how they think. Same goes for shiro, hell even waver is a good Mc in his later years because he looks back on his faults and tries to keep his students from doing the same.
The gudas don’t really go anywhere and just exist
It's funny with the Nero/Arthur/Da Vinci part, since Da Vinci is still male and is only using a body that looks like the Mona Lisa because he desired that beauty so much.
*So, he still got a....like the David sculpture?*
@@GAarcher Nah, his body is a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa and the woman it was based on.
Fgo players when they hear the name Ankoman : Vietnam war flashbacks
This the best fgo slanders video I've seen, each and every single one of them was spot on. Also where does the Ritsuka liking mecha come from?
Halloween event, Avicebron's interlude, Lb 5.2, Lb 5.5, some valentine scene.
@@abdullahkhasbi1120 thanks, I just started lb5 and haven't done Avicebron's interlude yet so no wonder I haven't seen it yet
Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.
@@gliderboom9172 Also Summer 3
Mecha Elly's valentines cutscene is a good one
0:58 gudako Is lewding herself and we are lewding her, who is ourselves, galaxy brain and canon
0:20
Playing this godforsaken game is a mental illness.
I mean you can't tell me Ritsuka is not at the very least somewhat depressed by the end of all this
@@mndy129 they probably would
I remember one time I commented on a video that Atalanta was happily married and so many people got mad and tried to spin the story to make the husband look bad when the only reason the relationship failed was because Aphrodite was being a bitch 😭😂
Well she didn't want to be married. She lost the race because of Aphrodite and she was hunter of Artemis leading her to be turned into lion.
@@hutaocleookitavoidshiki1470 doesnt matter, she was actually cool with the guy as her husband and he genuinely loved her so the relationship was good
1:15 i relate to this so hard
ME TOO
there a EU version? How long?
@@Nedodel not to long, this or last month I think
@@PolkingYT big thanks for response.
WAIT WHAT. I thought it was impossible because of strict european anti gambling laws. Time to abandon my NA version brrr
Needs "Husbando collectors waiting for 5* Summer Male servants" 😭
Imagine spending all your money in a game, couldnt be me.
I simply didnt have money from the start
As a wise man (me) once said
"You cannot be disappointed in the summon if you have no want for any current servants."
I have been waiting for years for my skull grandpa to come back again, please I just want him to come home-
Kawasumi Ayako on her way to voice the 13th Artoria
Okay as a doujin artist, sex is the ONLY way to replenish mana. No debates.
I mean, if you wanna draw guro they also absorb mana with blood...
@@frogthehamburger2374
I'm good.
Imagine having Ivan as servant then
@@frogthehamburger2374 now I wanna absorb your mana >:)
What's your artist name, then?
As someone whose name is Lancelot irl, I was happy when i got Lancelot on my first 30 free summons when i started the game(i started playing just 3 days ago)
How is this slander? This is an accurate summary of what happens in r/grandorder and the fgo stans
Mapo Tofu PTSD really hits home..... I felt that one.
Solo gamers: meta support? Never heard Of that. Let's go cu, gramps. Wooooo
Interesting. *Continues to indulge in Kiyohime doujins*
1:54 Saber with glasses caught me lacking
Don't you worry Polking you get your Saber to NP 5 120 10/10/10 skill appends sooner or later.(Hope it's not gonna be like 5 years or something ).
I will be patient. Not like I have a lot of other options...
@@PolkingYT Maybe you'll have better luck on saber banners or get spooked.I am trully wish you to get her as much copies as you needed.
@@pipboy11 Thank you. Your words have given me hope. I am going to max her out, and if its the last thing I do.
@@PolkingYT 👑
Took me 4 years lol
This entire video is 110% accurate and has been added to my list of videos to watch for complete relatability.
Accura- 0:55 NO, I will not accept this!
You can pretend to not care, but God has already judged you...
I relate most to the "When you get an SSR but it's not the one you want"
Last thanksgiving banner I was rolling for Scathach the speed you can see in my face I pulled when I saw I was pulling an SSR lancer then it turned out I summoned Fionna McCumnuggets
Needless to say, I went the rest of that day seething that the game gave me the wrong Irish SSR lancer. I have not known peace till I got Scathach from the free lancer summons.
I used to have a jp account, I no longer have it coz I when I was rolling for Percival I used all my quartz and got Melusine twice but no Percival and uninstalled fgo 🙃
1:28 believe it or not... It's a serious problem 😔💔
0:20 is a lie, cause in canon Ritsuka does have some trauma from Lostbelts, just not as much as other protagonists.
Yes, i can feel his sadness when he try to stop Mash for tell the truth to Asha (the Indian little girl). It hit me so hard
0:52 During the Fate Samurai Remnant collab I spent quite a bit on the Summer Musashi banner only to get an NP5 Yui Shousetsu
And lo and behold Musashi came on the last day of the event on the daily single paid quartz roll
People with Space Ishtar on 1st ascension : *gigachad clip plays*
"Polking spending 1000 SQ for 1 copy of saber artoria"
That's prolly gotta sting a lot more now that new and existing masters can literally choose 1 5 star servant for free after clearing fuyuki right? Saber Artoria's right there at the top of the list. Also these are hilariously brutal digs and I'm laughing my ass off. The one that really got me was the Altrium and GUDAGUDA particles. Series that take themselves seriously only to add silly shit like that are the best kinds imo.
Ritsuka is a mood and a half if you read the text options… you can decide which mood as well as they really offer you to choose violence or be dumb as a brick.
I originally played FGO with an APK but then stopped playing it for ages. Then I got an iPhone and one day saw it come up on the app store. I've become addicted ever since.
But Da Vinci is Male in Nasuverse though believe it or not . Chose to summon himself in the form of his masterpiece(the Mona Lisa)
In the game Fujimaru is your generic "faceless" player character wich is okay since it's more supposed to be you commanding your servants. But the FGO Anime really made me appreciate him as a character and he became one of my favorites
Ritsuka to me was always one of those MC's that's just... A dude. They ain't some prideful king or idealistic hero of justice. They're just... A Japanese teenager, and tbh I liked that ngl
You cant deny that gudako's a baddie tho 😈😈
I always end up getting the popular ones like 5* Artoria Saber by accident when trying to roll for someone else
The material farming one really hit
More Friend Points, which means more shots at Artoria Lily, and Fou's.
apology quartz is a myth on FGO nowadays
I don't have to worry about who I simp for having a relationship as I, a woman of culture, am a Jeanne Alter simp.
*Servants already have existing relationships*
NTR master: jokes on you, I'm into that shit! Let's go Lancelot
No wonder they dont make another Fate app or a console game, FGO is a money printer and I love it.
The soundtrack is godtier. Someone give the musicians a fuxking rewards now
The intro got me with okita's feet 😂
0:46 real shit does anyone know a fgo subreddit/discord that focuses on gameplay/strategy
Just post a picture of you failing said quest in either reddit/facebook/discord and people will start commenting on how to finish it.
As Jack and Prillya trio main, yes.
Altrium and GudaGuda particles add to the lore. you just need to activate your brain to understand it,
The Details Here Are Dense and Frightening
Immaculate Vibery
lovely picture at 0:02
UmU
yes, Okita is a pinnacle of perfection, especially her smile and ｆｅｅｔ
As an anime only I have one thing to say -
Yes
This was multiple gut punches from a game I don't even play anymore
ufotable after making three movies for Heaven’s Feel but still not covering everything in the movies (for some reason)
As someone who never played the game l really enjoyed this
Me, when I get an SSR that also has a husband: Oh, that's greaaaaattt~! (Fuck, now I have to try and roll for her husband, like hell I'm committing NTR!)
When you use a summon ticket or single summon and get the SSR on banner:
1:20 Seriously I ask this question for so many mobile games. From GBF, Arknight to Honkai and Punishing Gray Raven. What are they feeding Mobage OST makers....
why this is so accurate, and we love it ~
Arigathanks gozaimuch, watashi laughed very much
Watashi is glad that you suki it
>married servants
That's what command spells are for. Also: having terrible luck with summoning helps with not getting the husband. :v
Fgo players using 100% of their brain
As someone who simps for Gudako/o, I am indeed cosmically enlightened.
That last one, that was me just now with Arc.
What about shirou fans after lostbelt 6
i must admit that i am only in lostbelt 3 right now, so i cant really comment on that...
@@PolkingYT ill give you hint , it was a full fleged war btw fgo and fsn.
@@trx_12 oh boy, that sounds like fun...
@@PolkingYT lmao, the fsn fans were malding. Hard
"suki na hito"
Well, I myself did not know Kiyohime has a "Child Servant" Trait... Interesting...
It's super weird because Beni-enma, Wu, Taisui, Van Gogh, and Asterios are also on that list despite the first 2 being elders in petite bodies and the latter two being old geezers in weird circumstances. And the middle one is a planet, which should be an eons-old giant space rock.
@@joshuakim5240
To be fair, barring Asterios, they at least look like they're children. I've also heard that the Trait is based on Illya's perception of the character, so that could explain some weird members of the trait. Like Hans.
1:27 Nero be like: “You fookin’ wot m8?”
All of this is so relatable,
God bless *Type Moon.*
1:16 I feel extremely called out here. That all said, really enjoying LB 2.
1:14 this was my reaction
1:59 felt that bruh.. spent 230 SQ for okita, but instead got rama, Elizabeth, astrea.. i still feels so salty but meh atleast I got my first extra class servant🥲
1:42 🥱 Can’t relate I’m f2p
0:14 as a ritsuka enjoyer I indeed love mechas
Me when im watching this video while i haven't touched a gacha game for 2 years and i still haven't touched the anime either, the only thing i know about fate is its animation yet im still relating to every single frame of this video
Bruh 2:00 hit too hard personally.
Sex isnt even the best way to transfer mana, Shirou just had no other options.
The fact that most of Fgo fans actually think that mana transfer=sex is so funny
@@MrThecrazyzombie well mostly FGO players knew the method from stay night because sex is why not
I can't believe someone made a slander meme with the right music' for once
I've got a level 110 jack so yeah I maybe I shouldn't feel proud. At the same time... I am not unproud.
Mash mains:
The most I have ever spent on FGO has to be like... I'm trying to remember what the lowest amount of saint quartz you can buy is, but it's not coming to me for some reason...
Im surprised there wasent a ‘craft essence’ joke in this vid
Europeans when they find out there was maintinence that they slept through
video of that guy eating chips with ok face
Meanwhile my game keeps crashing after one update. Everytime I open the game it immediately crashes. *Is it so wrong that I wanna get into FGO hell and make Mash a freaking war goddess?!*
"You don't wanna enter this gacha rabbit hole man."
If I can enter FEH & DBZ Dokkan Battle hell, FGO doesn't seem any different!
The reruns one still got me hard.
mapo tofu PTSD? you younguns don't know how black keys hit us.
Alright Grandpa, let's get you to bed.
1:45 HAHA LOL I had so many embers saved up I got Kama off 1st Ascension in less than a minute. Ain't dealing with that LOL
Pov you are weak to Enuma Elish
Ritsuka fans when you remind them of Melt's bond CE.
its about time we have a fgo slander video
You forgot about waking up after the first hours of Raid Events🤣
1:09 I was laughing because he was laughing
Me when that ssr meme comes around and I’ve just rolled 630 sq and 70 tickets today for jalter just to get orion in the last 11 roll😭
The next one should include something about how few male alts there are and how covered the male servants are for summer events in their costumes