dumb minecraft speedruns
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2021
- minecraft speedruns are great, but have you heard of these?
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
Today we tried some of the lesser known minecraft speedruns. Some of them are pretty dumb, while some can actually be cool! Well... besides how much RNG is involved. But overall, it's a good time to see another side of the minecraft speedrunning world.
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speedrun / speedrunner of Minecraft against a set of dumb minecraft speedruns.
#EazySpeezy #Minecraft #Speedrun 
Игры
I got some of my inspiration for this video for the RUclipsr SoarinSky. Check his stuff out here: ruclips.net/user/SoarinSkyy
Bet you won't speedrun terraria coward
Speed run super mario 3D world for a week you won't
woah
speedrun pokemon red and this is the soonest ive seen video come out
hi eazy i love your vids
“He stole my potatoes”
-A man raiding a village for all of its food
“You can steal a man’s waifu, but not his potatoe”
-Sun Tzu _the art of Minecraft_
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*_Enter Technoblade_*
the british be like
@@Luthfiwikrama rip
Something you might not have known: if you're stuck trying to find the last raider, ringing the bell in the center of the village highlights them.
I did not know that, that’s cool!
Only on java tho *sad bedrock player noises*
That darn one raider who falls in a cave
Thsnks!
@@tuxtheidiot1767 nerd
It is really quite impressive how uncoordinated Eazy is when it comes to any Minecraft run lol
Lots of youtubers who play mincraft seem like they have never played before sometimes
It's because of the million of possibilities minecraft has
@@yokusfrequently9362 brain.exe has stopped working
@@yokusfrequently9362 that’s like not at all what he meant
“We’re setting a bunch of pillagers to attack a village just cause we feel like it”
Cmon that’s probably nowhere near the worst thins Steve has done in Minecraft.
Now that you said it, i feel like Repeatedly turning Villager to Zombie and Human Form just to Reset their Trading Stock seems Worse.
@@Azazantei C A P I T A L I S M
You can do so many psychopathical things in minecraft.
@@internetscaredboi4910 like?
@@CassiCalamity I have imprisoned a villager and made him watch his friends get slaughtered. I have made a torture chamber for skeletons and zombies. I have repeatedly killed peoples pets on multiplayer servers. I have made a ghetto for almost all the villagers in my world and made them suffer from inflation and starvation.
I feel bad for eazy. His computer is such a potato, villagers would accept it for a trade :’(
yes
Nah, not that much, mine can't even reach 60 fps with everything at minimum
Hey at least its better than playing with 12 fps.
@@karthik.b1309 I play at 1fps it is very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😟😞😔😞😒😞😟😕😕😫😖😖😣☹️🙁🙁😣😖
@@creeperdash2967 hahaha
"oh he's trying to murder children that's what he's trying to do"
Vindicator: he is a villager, an enemy
Vindicator be like:VILLAGER IS VILLAGER
HERE'S JOHNNY!
I thought Technoblade
Anakin Pillagewalker
Using a shield in the Hero of the Village run would have been smart.
Especially since most of them were using crossbows.
Shield might make you move slower, speed runners hate that, no matter how sensible
@@FFKonoko only when you're actually holding it in front of you, when you're not using it doesn't slow you down
I kinda wondered if it was like a rule to not have the shield... He even had extra iron for it
@@ChiptuneDCI there is no weak or strong, only F A S T
As a 1.9 god i can say without a doubt that I died a little inside when he didnt make a shield
“I just feel like murdering some more”
-EazySpeezy, 2021
how does he even know feelin murdering
You spelled his name wrong
Spelling 100
I legit read this comment as soon as he said it lol
Murder
Cake
Wool
This is everything Minecraft ever aspired to become.
Speedrunning "how did we get there" would be a nightmare.
yeah lol
I think there are a few videos on that already. Didn't illumina do that?
Illumina did an all achievements run I think
That’s actually a pretty common category
people actually do this, there's even a TAS
Speedrun “I am bread”
Yes. I know. Im more evil than Thanos, Ultron, and the guy who created plague inc. together
This would cause him brain damege
YES
YES
You're a psycho. I like that
That game is IMPOSSIBLE for me, I ragequit after 2 hours
I could swear he was saying “all wall” as in the wall block
I heard that too lmao I only realized it was actually wool bc he said colors
i heard "OwO"
im just saying what i think i heard im not a furry ok
I heard all of these except for wool until he actually got the wool
Speedrun Obama Lord of the Rings, it’s a game about Barack Obama falling into the Lord of the Rings books.
I don't know if that sounds awful or great.
@@spleenslegday9760 it’s both
@@epicboxx3838 agreed
@@hfjfjffjpwowow831 So funny I forgot to laugh
Lmao WHAT
I have been trying to beat these Speedruns for so long.
The thing is, that on the hero of the village speedrun is RNG.
1. Flag dude
2. No Pillagers following you into the village.
3. That the Ravenger spawns near the iron golem
All speedruns for minecraft have RNG
" You're a terrible person"
Said by someone who stole the villager's crops
It physically pained me to watch eazy not take the cooked fish in the buried treasure
Why would he need it?
@@cassie5248 saves like 30 seconds breaking hay and making bread
Mine a chunk sounds like something that someone speed runs when they are bored
that's what I did one day on my singleplayer world. I just mined out a chunk for no reason. I must have been really bored that week...
It's the best category :)
It’s actually kinda fun with friends
It’s a 2am challenge, don’t fall asleep
I think it's highly amusing how in almost every single video he says "Why am I doing this?", "That's -large time amount- of my life gone", or even better "There goes my sanity!"
Who remembers when Stampy made a cake speed run when it had all of the ingredients set out for you you just had to make it?!
I think a shield would definitely help the first run immensely
Minecraft speedrun: complete a minecraft speedrun
He's speedrunning speedrunning. He's trying to see if he can set a world record on resetting his run.
That’s called a paradox
Day 15 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Fishy 2
Bro i love fishy 2
Day one of liking
day 1 of agreeing
yes
Day 1 of seeing this comment.
EazySpeezy: Dumb minecraft speedruns
Thumbnail: Obtain Cake
Stampy: Bruh
Stampylonghead moment
Yeah doesn’t he hold a world record of that? I mean... he’s was in creative mode... but...
ruclips.net/video/BxpdjiqJvWk/видео.html lols
@@HhHh-ev2zz stop
69 Likes nice work
2:16 Memers when they see a pair of quiet kids:
3:20 Bro chill you're scaring Dream.
Tips for the first speedrun.
1. use the iron axe
2. make a shield instead of a chest plate.
EZSPZ, please, make a shield for the raids. You have iron. It blocks everything. Please.
0:07 Hey thats me!
"Oh boy, here I go killing again"
EasySpeezy, Probably.
please do more of these! i loved it!
Ex-world record holder for mine a chunk here lol
I've had an idea: a speedrun category extension for Minecraft Java Edition where you get all advancements/achievements in every obtainable release of the game, as well as all possible other existing category extensions, AND beating the game if possible. Crazy?
“I’m trying to be smart on this, but I don’t have the time”
Me on the ACT
2:07 Vindicators*
They come in raids, have iron axes and if named _Johnny,_ they will attack any other mob that doesn’t only spawn in raids (for example, the witch).
On hard mode, they’re axes do 9.5 hearts.
Mine a Chunk is the epitome of Minecraft speedrunning. Nice video!
Me watching this while speed running getting ready for school
When you tried to get the Hero of the Village, you should have made a shield.
Advice: if you can't hit mobs with the jump critical attacks just do normal swings, it's more efficient than missing half the hits
3:22 eazy speezy out of context
_coughs in dream_
That sounds like a sick dream
@@tdubz1003 i cant even tell if you're oblivious or joking
@@mememanlol did u not get his joke lmao
@@dmurr4504 👁👄👁 wow im dumb
_coughs in george_
Why haven’t you speedran terraria yet
Yoda: doing right now what Anikan is?
Obiwan Kenobi: 2:49
The mine a chunk category sounds fun
Are you telling me that there were secret treasure chests in every village
I was like "Is he cheating or what?
Dude I came to the comments for this lmfao is it still a feature in 1.16?
It is not about Village, secret treasure chests(which you can find with treasure maps from shipwrecks) added in 1.13, this is why it is a old Village.
My life is a lie
Tip: you can press [ctrl] to sprint
Ok
The fact he that started a raid with iron in his inventory, made a chestplate, and didn't make a shield -- the most powerful defense in the game especially against crossbows -- hurts me.
That wood is magic.
"Very low on food right now"
*has 13 hunger bars remaining*
Wait couldn’t he have made a shield for the raid?
good idea, but it would cost him about 10 seconds. not the biggest deal because then he could have gotten it on the first try without dying. Its really his choice.
@@fyrewolf7805 he could've used to cocked fish from the chest which would save him 30 seconds when mining haybales and crafting bread
instead of crafting he makes the shined and saves 20 seconds
this is truly quality content
wh1plash has spoken
you should do the orange glass pane speedrun
You realy made awkwardness a personality, props speezy
Wouldn’t it have been faster if he crafted a shield for the raid speed run.
He wouldn’t have had to run away from the crossbow pillagers
I thought this was old and was so confused when the comments were from an hour ago-
These are honestly so funny..
I like them more
I was just screaming for this man during the first few raid kill attempts to MAKE A DAMN SHIELD.
Me: *dieing because he isn't making an axe because they do more damage*
They do more damage but are slower so they only do more damage if you are doing a hit and run strategy
@@overland_brew8197 true
"I'm just trying to kill your flag bearer"
Eazyspeezy, 2021
I've already watched this but Im just gonna watch it again
Honestly I can’t wait to see someone speedrun some of these. Like speedrunning to get killed by a charged creeper.
5:59 since when was there chests under houses like this
I think it's a regular buried treasure chest that the village happens to have spawned on top of.
Day 2 of asking for a toaster reveal
Finnay the best game spedrun by speezy
Imagine going out to do some questionable things with some mates and suddenly a man carrying a sword starts repeatedly leaping into you screaming "YOU RUINED MY SPEEDRUN"
I was annoyed you didn’t use a shield in the first categorie
3 minutes and already 2 dislikes, how
Should have crafted a shield for that first one. Helps against the crossbow pillagers ;)
5:28 you really can say "that was a piece of cake"
I thought he said OwO instead of “all wool”...
Your goated at speedruns ngl
THANK U FOR BLESSING US WITH MORE CONTENT
When computers that can hold enough storage to have an entire Minecraft world loaded it's widely available, there's gonna be a speedrun category for Load Entire World %
if possible, you should definitely speedrun kirby air ride!
I would absolutely love to see you do undermine!
I’m glad you’re doing Minecraft but not in the way the people expect
3:04
*Seems Legit*
No one:
EasySpeezy: *strong attacks*
Hi pls do more minecraft luv the vids btw!
love the music bro!!!
Speedrunning clicking on eazys youtube notif
I once have the worst raid ever, all the pillaged spawned in the cave systems and I can’t even find them.
Eventually I gave up
Finally a Minecraft speedrun
If you want to get more wool, try Vechs' Super Hostile maps.
I did a speedrun to die. If you want to try it yourself, here are some tips.
Water takes 109 seconds to suffocate you.
Deserts are good, because they have no food and increased lava pit spawn.
The easiest option for dying to mobs are creepers.
Desert temples can shave precious methods from your run, due to their stockpiles of tnt, and a easy way to set it off.
My favourite category, get all types of wall
I’m ngl, this is the one speedrun I could beat EazySpeezy in
I think making a shield would've helped save time in the hero of the village run
Exactly!
If you want your very own Minecraft speedrunning world record, just pick from these wonderful entirely not made up ways to speedrun Minecraft:
Starve% (die of starvation)
Death% (just die)
Jump% (jump once)
Loading% (start the game)
Uninstall% (uninstall the game)
Chicken% (grab an egg, hatch a chicklet)
Water% (submerge yourself in water)
Suffocate% (die of suffocation)
SnS% (grab sticks and stones and kill a skeleton (i.e. break it's bones))
Words% (in multiplayer, get someone to quit via chat)
%% (grab exactly 100 of one kind of item, then drop all but one)
Persian% (tame a cat)
Perchance% (dig straight down, hitting lava)
PerSaint% (get emeralds and give it to the poor (villagers))
PearScent% (in a mod that has pears, get one)
PairPants% (craft iron leg armor)
0:11 IT WAS ALL FORESHADOWING
Here in brazil theres this category called 'drowned bee' that is basically try to kill a bee in Minecraft drowned in the fastest way possible
Yes, finally MINECRAFT !!!
To make that "Hero of the Village" speedrun easier you could of make a shield and ringing the bell tells you where all raid members are :]
I hope there are categories for these that are "no trading"
Nothing is as good as the feeling of being better than easy in anything, for me I have a time of 4:20 in HOTV :D
Speedrun: Fall out of the world
Can't die before... dying, you have to go to the end, or find a way to break bedrock. And your stuff is lost after that.
There would be another version of this, where you can use commands, so it's basically just entering a world and pasting "/kill"...
Yeah, this is why I'm still not hired yet.
Another idea: Sonic, Tails & Knuckles
Dye one sheep blue (not light blue), one orange and one red.... oh wait... that one already exists...
3:26 top tier commentary
Another great Speedrun
Speed run the entire Riddle School series in one go.
EazySpeezy: Dumbest minecraft speedrun, make cake
STAMPY: and I took that personally
“Axe dude” is the best name for vindicator I’ve ever heard.