I Shouldn't Have Been Trusted With God Powers - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Bugs DLC)
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2020
- Why would they give me this much power and expect the game not to break?
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![NoCap - Maliboo [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FUV7E0QyniU/mqdefault.jpg)
12:09 that shield came down like a beyblade. I wouldn't be surprised if you heard 'let it rip!' just before it lmao
I saw it
i almost ruptured my organs when i thought of the bey blade song and saw the shield lmao
im the 69th like
speeeeeeeen
@@stevefrommincraft3285 pee pee poo poo t63hn3
12:20
"Oh, you can just go down on me Zues"
-CaptainSauce 2020
w0w
Yep,I'm gonna see some quotes today.
Cap : let's invert gravity.
The units : Haha! I'm gonna die!
*chuckles* i'm in danger!
0:35 Evil laughter my man. Gotta love it
Eek a hahahaha
Hobbits: exist
Captainsauce: I diagnose you with dead
YES
Mm yes you see the joke in this one is how The SauceCaptian he is like to kill the hobbits he does mm yes now I must continue to suffer in my swamp I do
@@maozedong3120 WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF are u sayi ng
Or coronavirus
R.I.P.
Someone: "Everytime you ring a bell, an angel gets its wings"
Cap ringing bell 200 times: "Majestic"
You know that the episode is going to be good when he starts the vid with "I'm gonna be trusted with way to much power than I should have."
“Let’s just give up and die. That’s a 2020 mood if I have ever seen one.”
-CaptainSauce
“Look at those giant broccoli Jesuses”
-CaptainSause
Another quote.
"2020"
Well who said broccoli can't be a cross
Also broccoli jesus sounds like its its own Coulter.
"All praise the jesus that's a pice of broccoli "
"And what better to blow up than a giant pile of hobbits?"
RUclips: *Eyebrow slowly starts to rise*
Well... he will be demonitized for hate speech towards the MINORity.
@@michasokoowski6651 nice, real nice ✌👊
Michał Sokołowski amazing
Hobbits aren’t a real thing, dumb youtube
those poor little guys
Fact About Invert Gravity: The Lower The Health The Faster They Fly, The Higher The Health The Slower (Cause How Much Blood They Have XD)
BradleePlayzYT ohhh I see
Oh crap I'm gonna be flyin like a rocket on cocaine
True
no,its brain cells
No wonder I'm so skinny! ( flops on floor)
12:10 I love that there is a spinning Shield in the back.
Didn't notice lol
Its breakdancin
me everytime i play a dancing game
Did you see Zeus Beyblade into the sky a few seconds before that
Fun Fact: Ice will still kill units while the “Units can’t Die” mode is on
Nature finds a way
If he uses super spray(because it’s better than super beam) with bomb arrows if he gets enough snuffy will you twist turn and fly
yes, this is because ice does no damage, only builds over time
Because they arent dead, theyre frozen
it does no damage
Everyone: literally dying
Captainsauce: hehe, bomm go boom
If you use the push ability while using normal sized u fly
11:23 Zuzes gets hit in his no no square. BRUTALITY
18:57 if anyone is wandering about this i know why. The wing size is based on the units size, as you can see with broccoli Jesus over here. But why does the ice giant have small wings? Well the reason is he isn't a normal unit, his body shape is different from a normal unit, since the tree giant is just a normal unit... But big he gets proportional wings, but the ice Giants body is accualy a costume as you can see in the unit creator and the wings are just stuck in the costume
Tip: when using giant and small mode u can turn it off and the already placed units will maintain whatever mode u placed them in (so have tiny giants vs massive normal units)
all 3 huge giants vs 1 tiny halfling
view harvester id prefer the other way around
Try giant wobbly horse vs tiny snow giant
Edit : why am I telling you
*claps* brilliant *claps* idea
1 giant halfling vs 1 tiny giant
Me: *Sees intro*
Also Me: I have feeling RUclips is going to demonetize this video
Same
That’s laser beam stoopid
Dirty Hobbits
Bryjordan doesn’t have a dirty mind like Most people
you called it :D
Sauce just turned into Deidara “art is an explosion”
Ah yes, I see you’re a man of culture as well
9:23 is like trying to get your children to sit down🤣🤣🤣
I wonder how many times Cap stopped to comb his beard :p
Melissa Tan, nice splatoon profile pic. You a fan of the series?
@@GenocidalSquid yep, had both 1 and 2. Looking forward to the 3rd if there is gonna be one
ARE YOU A SQUID OR A KID AAaaA@AaAaaAaaaAaaAAaAaAaAaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaAaAaaAa
Melissa Tan, same here. Planned on getting the 2nd game but the damned quarantine has me stuck until may.
I am the 69th like
“ i feel like an ac-130”
Shoot anything that doesn’t have a flare well the hobbits didn’t have flares so
the church also didnt have a flare in that mission. it will definitely be missed..
I like to use the bombs to do air raids
ThetrueCaptain Doggo Thor is the god of thunder and Zeus is the god of the sky and the king of gods
3:02 never thought id hear that ever
“tHE WHole screen is covered in electricity!”
*ah yes the floor is made out of floor*
Well it's also made of glass
*visible confusion*
*confused confusion*
Hewh
Underrated comment
The end of the intro has super funny still laughing about it
sauce: this may or may not break my game
Also sauce:everyone jump on the pile
talon ferree noob
House Reptiles Productions ???
@@CIO-Anims noob at what? You can't call people noobs with out a reason and you shouldn't even do that
14:33 It’s like pulling your dog away from other dogs
15:07 thats like saying why do you have legs when you only play games lol
Cap: gets broken by infectinator
Also cap: blowing up hobbits and playing with units fixes him
Hobbits: Exist
Cap: Wait, that’s illegal!
“It should be raining charred hobbits”
You can say it’s, “RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH”
I love this channel because he provides a lot of comedy which I love about him and he is very funny ❤️
2:10 "That is not where you want to grab your teacher"
*AHEM*
Out of context, captain
I am pretty sure that was very in context.
It is if you want a A
"I guess lets go ahead and.. die? yea lets go ahead and die-" ~ captainsauce 2020
I hate how at 12:49 he killed the giant monk I really wanted to see how that fight with him would’ve ended
12:31 no just that they added a new secret unit. It's called the Monk giant
Really?
"I would love to make a whole video on blowing stuff up and laughing at it"
2020 Captainsauce
Another Quote.
@Anonymous I wasn't saying that
@Anonymous Thx I hope you have a good rest of the day too
“ we never had the chops to suck or blow the big boys”
Captainsauce 2020
"the holy hobbit"
A hobbit surrounded by priests
10:06 Blue Danube Slowly Starts To Play
"that's not very Accurate"
Me: *iTs tOtaLLy aCCurAte*
Edit: Pls Keep it at 69 Likes!
*bAtTlE sImUlAtOr*
T to the A to B to S!! Wacha goona get?
*TABS*
Sorry but I ruined the nice
@@ieatkids5278 ;(
Now let's make it 420
"The whole screen is filled with electricity!"
Well i mean
sorta how it always works XD
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Lol. Great job!
Not funny that's like the worst joke ever
rly *-_-*
Multiple tae kwon Doe is students, I do Tae Kwon Doe
8:05 You are a AC-130 Potter
“That is not where you wanna grab your teacher”
Whites girls who get straight A’s:
@HELLRAISER THE GOD or just use incgnito mode
@@Korange64 Yep!
@DEATH SQUAD enlighten me
@Blood Jackal por-
No no, don't wanna be rude to the algorithim (i have 5 tabs open with different things)
That One Gamer or just show it to your parents
When your so early the only comments are dead memes
Yep
Yup
Yep
Meep!
Yup
2:51
Noone:
absoloutly noone:
Cap: "pushjobs sounds way less incriminating"
8:10 AC-130 ABOVE!!!
“Super spray beam” big innuendo
When I saw him pushing I felt like: oh no he’s learning
Lol
“The screen was covered with electricity”
Yeah that’s kinda how electronics work
True
the rights that hobbits should not be used as test dummies:*exist*
captionsauce:lets pretend that didn't happen
THEY DONT EXIST >:D
Me :sees hobbits
Also me: Vietnam flash backs of demonetization
Captainsauce: ooh
Game: yeet me
TABS.EXE has stopped responding
What
I like to imagine them actually being able to hear him say, like randomly hearing the words “spray and pray is not very omnipotent
I'm dumb what is omnipotent
Stop motion DANimation like godly
@@cobalt_carbon_potassium1478 it means all-powerful
Game: Exists
Captain Sauce: "I diagnose you with broke"
“Get your mind out of the gutter” Yah right do you know who your talking too
the flying mace vs raptors looks like a movie scene where the protagonist will destroy all the enemies when their flying
How does it feel to get rekt by a Blue Cube?
NotActualRUclips idk seems embarrassing
Nobody:
Captain Sauce: *nö*
“The holy Russian davinchi shuttle”
Use the grab to grab a bunch of healers fit them in a davinchi tank (with god mod) then turn on invert gravity and send them to space 😀
12:11 in the top left a shield is having a heart attack... if it has a heart
I saw it to lol. It was very funny.
naw bruh its freakin dancing!
It's having a seizure
Every time cap uploads (especially tabs) my heart jumps and I smile cause I know the video will be the best 20 minutes of my day. Thx cap you are the best.
Things you never want to say out of context 101:
Anything Captainsauce says
Be carefully sometimes when you pick something up in slow motion it teleports them to a different univers.
Captain sauce : it’s not the first time I’ve been a god
Me: Sims4
"Simps" 4
@@gravehify7670 are you like 8 or something lol
@@genocidalyoukai7890 yes yes i am
14:15 THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
maybe do this: "fast battle"
1 gutling gunner and 2 cannonirs and 100 cheerleaders agains you... all you need to do is survive 30 seconds
flying holy bayblade
1.holy da vinci
2. cheerleaders
3. preists
When I saw the title I was like FINNALY
If you add one setting and place one side of units and turn if off the other side will not.
Like so he can see.
So can you have halfling face off against a black hole and a healer far away?
Cap: grabs the teacher by the balls
Cap: uhh that is not were you want to grab your teacher
New people: uhhhhhhhhh
The originals: yeah this is “normal”
Me: I also feel like this is “normal”
"I still don't really know if there's fall damage in this game." How? HOW?
Thar ez
He right
There is
Captainsauce is giving God powers. "This is going to be a recipe for disaster"
Me: "I watch graystillplays, this is nothing"
I see your fellow man of culture
More people of culture and prosperity I see!
@@kradianmaintf7591 i love graystillplays sim videos
Jeez black,she maybe a girl
Sadly he still haven't posted about the new tabs
6:58
Last video he got redder than a tomato (pun DEFINITELY intended) Now he cheered up
Turn on huge units and never die. Then place ice giant on one side. Now turn huge units off and tiny units on. And finaly place a halfling on the other side
Captain sauce you still need to redo *The Michael Bay challenge.*
Captain Sauce: Well we've got inverted Gravity (Laughs)
You guys like that one don't you?
Of course they do because if space mammoths are a thing a space Ice Giant is going to be a thing :)
"I would love to make a full video of blowing stuff up an laughing at it!'
....so do so?
18:00 look at the raptor rider. It looks like he's in a rodeo.
You just walk out of your house as a hobby getting ready for work in the fields and you just see your neighbor falling to the ground on your left with a couple arrows with bombs on them stuck in his back this game is amazing
"its like throwing spaghetti at a wall"
*yeah it do be like that*
Tip: you can mix invert gravity with any Power by holding right click on invert gravity and switching powers without realeasing
right click. You can also use powers while controlling a unit!!!!!!! Pls read BTW I really love your vids!!! Keep it up!!!!!!! 👍👍
Do you know how to switch the shooting mode? To like spray or something?
You have to go to controls in the settings and bind it to a key
I use [
Also you need to rebind the shooting button for units with 2 attacks
15:47 probably because the musketeers don't move they just stand still
That was really funny the way they went through the ground XD LOLLOLOLOL😂😂😂😂😂😂
People: 2020 can’t get any worse!!
2020: 18:32
0:27 ZA WARUDO *knife throwing* time will resume
Finally someone got it
@@thetruecaptaindoggo564 thank you finnaly a man of culture
This episode was filled with so many innuendos. I loved it!
CaptainScauce 2019 V.S CaptainSauce 2020
RUclips: Blows up Hobbits
12:44 that is very rare to get a unit be big
“Everyone’s getting blown”
“Wow he’s blowing us all”
“I can just grab anything”
“I’m gonna grab anything”
“Oh I can just suck them alllllllll”
-my mind (part 2)
14:22 woah woah woah Saucyboi! Hold your horses!
“Look at these majestic broccoli Jesuses!” - CaptainSauce, 2020
Seeing Cap laugh this hard makes me feel great.
Hey CaptainSauce can you keep playing "Oxygen not included" please
yeay
13:57 If spray and pray is too omnipotent for you try beam and dream.
Captainsauce Helpful Tip: If you go Maximum slowmo and use Super-Beam then the firing rate won't change, but the time will slow down and you will have many arrows in a small amount of time!!!
Try It!
Captainsauce: the fight is far too quick... So, ZA WARUDO!
ZA WARUDO
ROADDAROLLAA DAAAA
STANDO POWAAAHH!
@Dice Jr. yare yare daze...
Warudo* nobody gets to say my stands name wrong and get away with it.
captainsauce "this is too much power" me "have you ever seen kro?"
Love this video so much, so many "jokes" that's why I love this. it's a new skill branch to Comedy
Is it just me or does CaptainSauce laugh like an insane psychopath when he brutally murders hobbits?
Flying tornado be like: non existent because a tornado needs to touch the ground to become a tornado
Too Monkey Productions this is tabs where talking about logic does not exist