I Opened The Biggest Possible Black Hole - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Bugs DLC)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- If units can't die, how large can a black hole grow to be?
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8:10 “Spinning ninjas sounds like a pretty cool band name”
*flashback to eight year old me arguing with my friend who the Green Ninja would be*
Love that ninjogo rerfrence
I too
God I remember watching that series over 5 times when I was little
I didn’t argue I karate chopped the crap out them
Jay
Sauce: "I wanted to see what's on the other side of a black hole."
Me, who's watched Interstellar: Bookshelves
LOL
The book shelf scene was funny it was like
I know what to do I will send a message in Morse code that I know did not work
It says STAY dad STAY!!!
“The snuffy mating dance”
Turn on all units get wings
Turn on all units spin
2 Mammoths
(For the first battle use Cupid’s.)
No one like this thing it's on 69
kitykatking 999 I will
And Cupid arrows
boat cow yes
Wings on divinchi tank with small units and rocket arrows
"Winged space flight 2.0"
Also here's a process to make the buggiest dragon. step 1: just place the dragon and any unit on the other side. Step 2: have developer tools and invincibility. Step 3: freeze time and spawn a plethora of firework arrows in 1 spot. turn time to the super slow mode and watch the dragon turn into dollar-store Gyarados.
Hyper Nova Omg yeah I’ve done that before, it just shattered the game. Especially if you use big fireworks, spinning units, and cheerleaders. Freakin’ Fire Tornado Dragon.
Or just use Ullr lmao
Also use cupid arrows
3:21 Rhyme of the Day:
He’s gonna pissed-
Nope, never mind. He missed.
Now do you get the gist.
Don't mess with hobbits.
Or else you will never shit,
So don't mess with hobbits. I'll update this when I get more ideas.
Just like in writing class
I was watching that part as i was reading this comment
He never got any ideas 😢
“But I can’t do that because the video would be hundreds of minutes long.” Cap that’s fine. The longer the better!
Thats what she said (insert lenny face cuz i dont know how to make one)
The longer the better... And more ad revenue
It's 24:00 means it's 24 min
@@danieldoesyoutube wow really?!
@@nagliskisielius3643 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cap: “It’s not rocket science” Me: “Yeah it’s firework science”
i hate u
@@toxiceyebrows hey! stop saying bad things to people, treat everyone equally for example hate everyone equally not just him/her (please edit this to I hate everyone)
@@baranjan6969 I DONT NO HOW TO EDIT
@@baranjan6969 i no wat to do
...with rocket propulsion.
Hey Cap, try placing giant and tiny units next to one another! You can do that by first enablling one og the modes, placing the units, then enabling the other mode and placing more units. They will shrink/grow back after the battle ends though. Like so he can see!
cap should 100% do this
“It’s not rocket science.”He says while launching halflings into space.
Quarterlings*
That is rocket science
Because it’s firework science.
@@mr_nothing9779 halflings*
TABS: Wonder what people are doing today?
Cap: *Uploads “I Opened The Biggest Possible Black Hole”*
TABS: SH*T!
It would be better if you called them by their company name
But tabs made the update?
Landfall games made the update. The game tabs was updated.
Entak did that yesterday already
He meant tabs units
Captainsauce: ooh what if I do-
Game:*crashes*
Captainsauce: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
Game:*uninstalls self*
hahahahaha soooo funny NOT
Jah’sier Allen well you do
The game was to afraid
@@lewisprogramming4215 If you don't find a comment funny, ignore it. You don't "try" to shit all over it
the game was searching youtube while he was playing and saw the "thats funny logo
"Probably a bad idea"
-1 winged Davinci tank
-A whole lot of chearleaders
Vs
-Anything you want
Charles-Étienne Tremblay gods
tabs: who is playing today!!!!
captiansauce: lets see how large a black hole can be if the tabs units don,t die
tabs: oh not again.
Hahaha
Captian
Respond to my suggestion
@@josefinaquizon3386 *Captain
@@azn138 i know lmao i mean that guy misspeling it
*Every unit dies*
Captainsauce: that’s how NASA rolls..
Lost footage of the challenger
“The two opposites”
Turn on make units tiny and place a halfling
Turn off make units tiny and turn on make units huge and place ice giant
Turn on make units invincible
Make them face off
@@doggofan7021 not sure thats gonna bring much of a reaction to watch
I do have the game and also don’t say that to people because chances are they don’t have much money.
JoJo Reference he’s talking about the game not the dlc
JoJo Reference ok, but he wasn’t talking about himself
JoJo Reference he said “people” , so others
Make a tornado with a wheelbarrow, a dragon, and a ballista. I'm very curious of what would even happen, would there be serveral tornadoes in eachother, would the dragon actually work? Also, it would be dope to have a guy carrying a automatic ballista in a tornado.
The important question is how does it shoot when it constantly spins like a tornado
“It’s so big.”
“Is it supposed to be that big”
“Omg it’s sucking everything”
“It’s even sucking the mammoths”
“I could fit a mammoth in there”
“Wow it’s sucking the hobbits”
-my mind. *In conclusion tabs should add a stripper unit.*
Eli the one wheeler Yt sounds like what I watched yesterday
Eli the one wheeler Yt slap a brazzer logo on that and you got contents.
Eli the one wheeler Yt
That sounds like hentai to me
👉👌
Why? Why must you people ruin everything?
I glitched under the map with the secret door and found out there is actually a space behind the door, totally empty but that still means that in future updates it might open.
Yeah on the left side of the map theres a cube you can go under
Yeah, I remember that!
people should stop data mining animal crossing and start data mining this
I am willing to potentially put a virus on my Computer to find out what is behind that door
wow you just predicted the good faction!
9:40 That one kid who doesn’t know how to fight
i hate u
@@toxiceyebrows thats why thats ur name
But it 's really looks like a ORA rush, idk why...
Toxic Eyebrows rude
Toxic Eyebrows yep, your name explained that.
“I really like those limp tentacles, I almost said Testacles” - Captain sauce 2020
You should see markipkyer
You are not funny
9:41 GED DAN
testicles*
Captainsauce:hit..the...guy with...4 eyes what the hell?
Mean while the tabs unit:uhuhhuhhu
4:40
Units to try with wings:
Vampires
Snake archers
Reaper
John wick
Ice giant
Ninja
Ballooner
Scarecrow
Like so he can see
My analysis shows that you are a attention seeker that plays too much fortnite
Scarecrow has wings and reaper fly already and why John wick?
Kowalski XD
Wh Claus your right
CLAMS
“The math doesn’t matter, it’s not rocket science”. It’s literally rocket science
The Mossing Legend it’s fireworks science
Lol
this person is correct. it is litarly rocket science.
@@maaniesingh8423 they are literally called firework rockets
@Johnathan Gilliard they literally didn't
“When life gives you wings you shoot upside down”
Speaking of band names someone should make a metal band called "I dropped my toast on the buttered side and now I'm mad." And all their songs are named after different breads.
Begins furiously writing
TRY TO BEAT THIS WITHOUT RANGED UNITS!
“Semi swords”
A sword caster with 17 cheerleaders!
Technically the dark peasant aint ranged so ill use him c:
2 knights and sarrisas
"Ballon party"
20 ballooners
20 balloon
40 hobbits (kids)
NO SECRETS OR GODS OR PIRATE OR DYNASTY OR RENNICANCE
(I am real cruel)
The longest time i had was 20 cheerleaders with 1 sword caster v. A knight or viking [forgot the name]
roman cejas it is since it can kill from a distance. Cheater
21:00 looks like kindergarten when they add a new toy.
Do you know how fast I paused my High school DxD for this? Well it was worth it.
@@vegetablackpotato4700 what do you mean
You know when a channel is good when you stop watching hentai for it.
Iftekher Ahmed it's not hentai, it's highly cultured very wahmen respecting anime!
@@AAABattery_ it's still hentai in a way.
Høpëlëss some would call it hentai, some would call it ecchi anime
Who else had been waiting for this for the whole day?
Me!!!
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the uk this comes out at 12
Am
for me it comes out at 5:00 to 5:30
The Raging Rangers
One of every ranged unit or throwing unit
Artemis is optional.
I like how the dragons continuously broke their necks and he doesn't notice
cap: you're just gonna pop into little inky spurts then why exactly should i care
black hole swallows map
7:58 you cannot handle the true power of spinjitzu
I haven’t laughed like that in a loooooong time
Wobbly Horse Tornado. I'm with you bro.
16:05 look at the executioner 😂😂
Wooop
He got S U C C
*S* *U* *C* *C*
sauces: when life gives you wing you fly upside down
Captainsauce, instead of having armies on separate sides, have an executioner versus hobbit (black hole hobbit) and have a self-controlled unit are the edge of the Icey map, and wait for the black holes full potential!! Also, try to resist the pull of the black hole for even more growth! Finally, put a hobbit on the other side! (So it doesn’t end the match.)
You don't need to kill the hobbit, it automatically turns into a black hole
Also the hobbit used to keep the match going will turn into a black hole too
ScytheyBoi I know but I wanna see how long he can resist a fully charged black hole
Here’s a recommendation
Giant Firework archers vs tiny halfling tornadoes
I came up with a game mode: GIANT SUMO
set all big units to infinite health, choose the bridge simulation (or some other place that doesnt have things preventing falling off) CHOOSE YOUR GIANT (ice giant is the best choice but you could choose tree giant, reaper, etc) place one on each side, possess one, and enjoy! This isnt really a video thing but when you hit your opponent just right it feels s u p e r satisfying. It feel satisfying to me so I just wanted to give you a stress relieving device. You could probably use other BIG BOIS from mods and base game but ice giant is my personal favorite but you could use snuffy and stuff too. Btw I really like your videos! They've been cheering me up this quarantine :>
Can we give Saucy some 👏 for that rhyme/“proverb” at 7:18?
"he is gonna be pissed,
nope nevermind, he missed"
Oof
“Whatever, they’re Russia’s explosive, furry-footed problem now”
-CaptainSauce, 2020
Oh crap. BROKEN MASQURADE!
SCP I know what it stands for secure contain protect
Bad meme.
this joke is overused to the point where it isnt funny anymore
Wowakan it was never funny, let’s be honest
Captain Sauce: *Makes Black Holes*
Me: *Gets Fortnite Flashbacks*
Here's some tips
1.If you toggle the size bugs, only the units spawned with one active will be different, so Huge Ice Giants could fight the Quarterlings
2. All units can be tornadoes with the all units spin cheat. (Yes ANY units)
3. Dragons are giant rubber bands basically, enough force and fun stuff happens
4. Blackholes can't live forever, they have a time limit
5. Black holes happen anyways, it's not an attack, the hobbit jumps and turns into one
6. Your amazing, keep up the work 👍
Captain sauce “ can we have a wobbly horse tornado?” 5 seconds later, breaks game
Did you miss part one?
It’s not braking anymore it’s just “oh shit, here we go again”
Try to shove every unit in the caveman cave!
8:03 he missed out on a chance for an epic LEGO Ninjago joke
He has not mastered the power of Spinjitzu
Imagine you had a charge of flying horses getting blown up by a platoon of cannons with wings
"The math doesn't matter. It's not Rocket Science"
.*Is literally working with Rockets*
i was laughing so hard at this, that my parents came downstairs to see what was wrong
When the units were launched it reminded me of nomu getting launched into space
@Gotcha gacha yes
Yeah nomu is a better example I don’t think ultimate kars is a good example as it’s a rock that sent him into space
Arrow: "touch" halfling.
Halfling: "gone"
Me:what halfling
21:29
"When life gives you wings you shoot upsidedown!"
6:26 nobody gonna talk about the fly dance moves Zeus is dropping in the background?
Edit:Zeus not seus thanks
i hate u
Toxic Eyebrows.... why?
@@johnblundy6706 is Baren_Jans falt he told to hate everyone equaly
Who’s Baren_Jans?
“Dumbest battle ever”
6 cheerleaders
That’s it.
THANK YOU FOR ALL THESE LIKES, I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MANY!
3 v 3?
i hate u
i hate u
100 cheerleader in spinning mode cheering the red jade
@Gaminggamer 1246 is Baren_Jans falt he told me to edit my coment but i didnt know how so i sed i hate u to everyone in the coment section
“Oh! Thats what its like to be spagettified... a lot more banjos than i expected!”
- CaptainSauce 2020
4:59 I found this much funnier than it actually is.
When will you release the end of budget cut 2
Wasn’t it already released or am I a time traveler?
@@rand0mhuman303 time traveler
Bat Man thank u I am asking the same thing
Yeah I’m waiting too
Yes it hurts everytime he doesn't upload it
20:58
Nothing has ever made me happier than seeing that wobbly horse fly majestically followed by the halberds
nobody:
upload schedule: *im about to do what’s called a pro gamer move.*
Captainsauce: they got little tiny tornados coming out of their buts.
Me: its called a fart
17:40
"Let's put that into the perspective of a single TABS unit and this is not a tiny unit, this is a perfectly normal-sized unit"
I think you mean it is a perfectly fun-sized unit.
Halfing turn into black holes
The screen gets sucked in
Me:well it’s a black hole
Cap: I know you’re tired of me crapping on you
the reaper after getting shot by the large firework arrows: I believe I can fly.
the reaper after the fireworks explodes: I believe I can fall and die.
Girls locker room: _*Normal conversation
Boys locker room: 12:07
0:37
*U P G U Y S A N D W E L C O M E B A C K T O T O T A L L Y A C C U R A T E B A T T L E S I M U L A T O R*
*this took me long minutes*
At 21:47 they just threw the boats in the water lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:30 rockets go “out” as well, in order to reach orbit
A couple things: Second, sadly not first.
And hobbits are destructive
Edit after the video: USE THE DEBUG TOOLS.
You should try having two black holes, and then putting units in between them, because that way, they wont get sucked into one or the other, they'll just nearly get torn to f***ing pieces
the devil: a very big grim reaper
and 100 skeletons
What skeletons archers or the sword ones
"How could it spin?"
"Yes"
At 10:03 in the bottom middle, theres a guy with his head chopped off, im not sure if the giant did it or the red team knocked his head off.
Title : *I've opened the biggest possible black hole*
*Steven Hawkings wants to know your location*
Donny kuswoyo Steven wkismjknsmojs
R.I.P
“It doesn’t matter. It’s no rocket science.”
*uses rockets*
"the Sparta and farmer team-up"
15 shield dudes
15 sarissa behind shield dudes
1 zues with harvesters protectively circling him
1 scarecrow
1 Artemis
6 wheelbarrows
41 views, 155 comments rn.
*yes common sense RUclips.*
Captainsauce: the tornadoes are coming from their butts.🤣🤣🤣
Me: so fart.🤔
Fartnado
Murder mystery 1 vampire as a murderer (because he can turn into a bat) 1 muskeeter as a sherrif and 7 clubbers as innocents
Me: reads the title
Me secretly: Thats what she said
XD
“Dark love”
Dark peasant vs Cupid
it doesnt work i tried
he blocks arrows
Wow I commented this a while ago
Yeah i have the game and i didn’t realize how old this comment is
It’s fine
5:34 after you say thats how nasa roles i got a master class add from a former nasa astronaut and i find that hilarious lol
You know, with my girlfriend, I know a thing or two about black holes.
Kujo! Good one
... i get it they’re private is the black hole Kujo!
Definitely 2 things about black holes.
You’re 4 years older now. How you doing in life?
@@IFUCKINGLOVENOITA not posting for months is fun!!!
….
Hi
Reaper: *gets launched into space*
Captain sauce: whoa he is not gonna survive that-
Reaper: IM COMIN BACK DOWN
sauce: if he landed that we would be screwed
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RUclips is EXTRA drunk today
They could comment multiple times.
“Don’t lie who’s a fan of Captainsauce “✅⚠️
(Don’t read my name)
That was an adventure
Twice?
Don't Read My Profile Picture loooool
twice?
I have been cursed... ALL HAIL THE LORD PLEASE SHOW MERCY ON ME!!
“He’s Coming back and he’s gonna be pissed, oh never mind he missed”
-rhyming with captainsauce
Here :
Strongling: Big halfling
Halfling : Normal halfling
Weakling: Small halfling
Well, for me they're with perfect name
Idea. Tiniest crusade, put the tiny dudes bug. 15 squires, 5 priests, 5 knights, and a king. (You can also add whet ever bugs you want as well.)
Captain sauce : *says that the hobbit makes a ink splash*
The hobbit: are you mocking me? I’m not even using my super saiyan mode.
Science time: The inside of a black hole is composed completely of hypercondensed matter. Because the density is so insanely high yet the volume is so small, the sheer amount of mass within the black hole creates a gravitational pull that makes the black hole the black hole.
Try the Mace Spinner with the All units spin , WITH THE TORNADO, THE ULTIMATE ANIME BETRAYAL
17:35 "tell my family I love them" ahh moment 💀
I like how the black hole is growing bigger and bigger but you can still hear the faint shout of a shouter
-turns on all units spin
-sees cheerleaders
-sees mammoth
-sees hobbits
I’m gonna have fun tonight
Use the debug hand in the debug god powers section whilst possessing the unit to fly far beyond the map works best on the ancient sand box.
*RECCOMENDATION*
New respect 2.0:
1 musketeer
20 cheerleaders
Make units attack fast:on
18:30
I just love how well the phrase was