Thank you so much to my friend Koomaxx for playing this with me!! Check out her channel and watch PART 2 of our 'would you rather' shenanigans hehehe: ruclips.net/video/el0Nyxkm7mg/видео.html
There is this one Genshin impact fanfic about a programmer who barely knows about the game gets reincarnated as the electro hypotenis cube and then adopts Klee as it goes on a journey to become a god.
@@ghouls9845 If you try talking to Vile near venti’s statue in mondstadt, at some point, she tells you a story about some shneznayan ( is that how it’s spelled?) diplomats having a banquet with Diluc and co, and they brought fire water, ( vodka ) as a gift for them, in hopes that they could establish a trade market for it. Diluc, the main host of the banquet, took a shot with the rest of the diplomats to honor their tradition, but of course being a light weight, it wasn’t fun for him. He managed to remain composed for the entirety of the banquet before passing out for 3 days in his office afterwards. In the end, he declined the trade offer saying that mondstadt couldn’t handle that type of alcohol. ( which honestly was probably for the best, because mondstadt is already full of raging drunkards anyway lmaoo, but anyway…) It was hilarious, but I feel bad for the poor guy XDD.
Honestly being a lawyer is a really smart move by yanfei. You already have the respect of an adeptus (or at least half-adepti) and since yanfei actually loves her job so she isn’t under pressure. Not to mention her position works before and after morax’s death by helping the citizens with more law related matters. She literally runs her own agency that works by her terms. She is girlbossing her way through life like the queen she is. Edit: I checked yanfei’s profile and she says if the lawyer profession doesn’t work in the future then she would be a rapper. The moves that yanfeis making are one of a kind!
@@fwoop4848 but Ganyu is also half adeptus and she is working one of the most difficult jobs in Liyue. Ganyu is making this too hard for herself while Yanfei seems to have found a good job.
If you've played the Flash Game zombie RPG series "Sonny", then you'd notice that he looks a bit like the Psychological/Electro build, "Psychopath Form" transformation and all.
Questions for people playing along: 1. Would you rather get chastised by Kaeya or lectured by Diluc? 2. Would you rather get into a fistfight with Xiao or Eula? 3. Would you rather throw hands with Barbara's stalker Albert or Reckless Pallad? 4. Would you rather listen to Zhongli talk about Osmanthus Wine and the good old days for 3 hours or listen to Paimon rambling for 45 minutes? 5. Would you rather live in Mondstat, Liyue, or Inazuma? 6. Would you rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora? 7. Would you rather go for Foul Legacy Childe or Adeptus Zhongli? 8. Would you rather live in the real world with a vision or in Teyvat without one? 9. Would you rather see Diluc drunk or Childe drunk? 10. Would you rather tell Thoma that he's bad at cleaning or tell Xiangling that she's bad at cooking? 11. Would you rather be a fatui harbinger, an adeptus, or a knight of favonius?
@@venomousherb1651 Honestly I think both Thoma and Xiangling have a history of taking insults in stride, so I'd probably insult Thoma just because Xiangling reads as a kid to me aha.
The second one is really hard because I would get pounded into the dust instantly either way. I’d probably have to pick Eula though because A) I can’t bring myself to even try to fight Xiao and B) Eula’s a human and if I was lucky I could book it away from her and hide. Xiao can run at insane speeds and would catch me if I tried. As for number ten. How. I can’t do that to them,
I’m aroace so interpret these answers in the least spicy way possible 1. Chastised by Kaeya. He’s on my main team so I hear it all the time anyway. Also, I don’t like diluc 2. If we’re talking specifically about a fistfight, no weapons involved, Xiao. He’s like five feet tall, I bet I could punt him across the room. 3. Albert, for the same reasons in the video. 4. Zhongli. I’d listen to him read a phone book from cover to cover. 5. Liyue. Everything about Liyue is just gorgeous. 6. La Signora I guess 7. Adeptus Zhongli. Not into monsters, very into Zhongli. 8. Live in Teyvat without a vision. 9. See Childe drunk. I just think it’d be funny to watch 10. Tell Thoma he’s bad at cleaning. He would probably take it as an opportunity to ask for advice 11. Probably an Adeptus. They’re immortal, which is kind of a plus, and they get to hang around on pretty mountaintops, getting food offerings all the time. What could be better?
Ooooh, that last question was GOOD. Being a Knight means living in the chillest country, except literally ALL your coworkers have mysterious backstories. Being an adeptus means watching civilization move on without you, but having a nice mountain getaway. And being a Harbinger means your job is your life, and your life hangs on whether or not you're effective. BUT you get a baller paycheck and an amazing evil outfit.
Playing along 1. Diluc cause he's to the point while I might have to try use a big brain to decipher what Kaeya actually means 2. Eula cause I don't wanna fight Xiao 3. ALBERT, IT'S ON SIGHT. I never cared for Reckless Pallad even if he did knock Sucrose to the side that one time. 4. Earth bender Grandpa wins this cause I can just fall asleep like i'm at school after lunch 5. Monstadt cause it's more quaint and I wanna stick around for Noelle 🛡️ 6. Scaramoushe cause I can't get stepped on by Signora anymore (i'm not sorry) 7. Adeptus Zhongli, I have a bias for dragons for 1 and i'd feel bad for Childe to use his Foul Legacy form as sexy as it is 8. Real world vision cause it can give me an excusable self-motivation to work out and maybe not procrastinate, also self defense 9. Diluc drunk cause it'd be a rare event since he doesn't even like alcohol much 10. Xiangling cause she'll most likely to just try to prove to you otherwise and you'd get a good meal anyways- 11. Fatui Harbinger cause I can travel around the world, have subordinates working under me and by default I am powerful
I feel like a drunk Diluc would be mostly depressed. Occasionally a party trick or fun story, but mostly the kind if sad drunk that just sits in the corner and broods over stuff. I also feel like if you told Thoma he was bad at cleaning he'd just ignore it, but Xiangling would take it personally... and then she'd set out on a personal mission to change your mind by quilting you into trying whatever insane thing she came up with recently. Like, she might make you eat a hilichurl or something.
I feel like if you told Xiangling she's bad at cooking she could take it as a challenge and make something really good for you to prove that she's good and this is maybe more evil but like I'm hungry
Now as for Fatui Harbinger, Knight of Favonius or Adepti.....I kinda have to pick Fatui Harbinger for the international adventurer potential. The other options are boring and too tied down by duty and responsibility in their regions. I personally just wanna explore the world and maybe observe different events in different places while becoming stronger and stronger. Childe has the right idea...and even my zodiac sign but I digress.
But harbingers have duties too. The only reason we don't think so is because the three we've met are chill with being evil. They're still under the thumb of the Tsaritsa
@@morax9758 Subterfuge and getting info always works. Its not like I can walk up to an Archon and tell them "Hey, bucko. Gimme your gnosis!". That never ends well. Thats why subtlety is essential. And I'm probably one of the more nicer and diplomatic Fatui Harbingers out there.
I’m a Zhongli simp and I could listen to him for HOURS. I don’t really find him or his topics boring so not only would it be asmr but it’d actually be interesting for me
Listening to my grandmother’s various ramblings about random topics has fully prepared me to sit though 3 hours and maybe even more of Zhongli monologue-ing
3:34 Anemo: make fake paranormal stuff Cryo: *sells ice* Pyro: free stove ? / barbecue Electro: never pay power bills ever again Hydro: *ENDLESS WATERPARK* Geo: stones to chuck at karens ( or just make tiny dust particles fly into their eyes ) Dendro: salad
Playing along. 1. Lectured by Diluc cause I won't listen to him & I don't want Keaya mad at me. 2. Yuula 3. Albert 4. I love Paimon!!!!! But I think I gotta go with Zhongli. 5. Leeway 6. Signora!!!!!!! (Im so gay) 7. Zhongli (The Genshin character trying to turn me straight) 8. Vision irl for self-defense & protecting others 9. Diluc 100%. Childe drunk would be insufferable. No thank you. 10. This question literally breaks my heart! I love both these characters so much! I just can't answer this. 11. Knight of Fevorious for 2 reasons. 1. Ms. Jean. 2. I get help people which I do like. This was really fun. You and Koomaxx are two of my favorite youtubers, I'm so happy to see you do a collab.
1. It's one of two things for both: Kaeya is incredibly serious when it's about safety and being lectured by him will feel horrible OR he will actually try to make you laugh. I think it depends on wether it was your fault or not Diluc will either be a mom or a dad, you know exactly what I mean. No one wants to be lectured by dad So uh. Kaeya 2. Eula She is aware of her strenght. She won't kill me 3. Albert. Let's make a Albert beat up mob 4. Honestly? Zhongli's story is probably pretty interesting when he isn't repeating the same line over and over. Like sure my brain will be in overdrive by the end of it, but at least i will know some interesting stuff! 5. Not Inazuma. Probably depends on the shops. I'm not big in rules and contracts, but I'm also not big on alcohol. Oh wait, honey stocky roast. Okay Mondstat, you win. 6. Scaramouche. Signora is wearing stilettos. Those heels probably hurt like a bitch. 7. I'm a lesbian? but Zhongli. Because he isn't literally three times my size (as a human) 8. Teyvat without one. I can always gain one if I'm enough of a bad bitch 9. Diluc. We'd probably just snuggle up together 10. Why would I lie? Neither lmao 11. .....maybe a Harbinger. KOF sounds like too much paperwork, and Adeptus is just.... depressing
1. Kaeya, I would be too distracted by his chest to hear what he's saying. He also makes fun of me daily so I'm immune to it. 2. Eula. Honestly either way I would lose. 3. Albert, hate flirty/stalker characters and I kind of liked Reckless Paladin’s character development in the new Dragonspine event. 4. Zhongli, I do love Paimon but her voice can get really annoying at times, whereas Zhongli's is more relaxing (even though I've heard about Osmanthus wine way too many times). I have actually watched videos of him to help me fall asleep lol. 5. Liyue, this one was really hard because I love them all but I decided on Liyue because I feel in Mondstadt there isn’t a ton to do, while Inazuma is too dangerous. Also being from Europe it would be fun to live somewhere with a different culture. 6. Signora because pretty woman. Also I could probably take the short twink. 7. FOUL LEGACY FOUL LEGACY FOUL LEGACY (is it obvious I'm a monster fucker?) 8. Teyvat, What’s the point of having a vision if I still have to do taxes?? 9. Childe, I think it would be harder for Childe to get drunk because of him being Snezhnayan, while Diluc's alcohol tolerance is 0. Also I am biased. 10. Xiangling, she seems like she could handle criticism pretty well and I don’t wanna hurt Thoma. 11. Fatoe, I am biased towards villains.
1. I'd definitely go with Diluc, overly flirty people intimidate me XD I find it funny and charming when its happening to other people but not so much when its directed at me. 2. Eula, Xiao has been through a lot I would feel like a jerk if I picked a fight with him. 3. Albert. If he was ever attacked by hilichurls, I would just walk away XD 4. Zhongli, his voice belongs in an art museum if voices counted as art. 5. Liyue has been my favorite out of the three. 6. I like his character thus far so I guess Scaramouche. 7. Zhongli again. 8. You could probably take over the world if you had a vision in the real world but living in Teyvat would be fun, so definitely Teyvat. 9. Diluc. A drunk Childe sounds dangerous. 10. Xiangling. Thoma is just to sweet to insult and I think Xiangling would be able to take it since she did make slime condensate stew or whatever it was, so she's probably use to it. 11. I'm an introvert so relaxing amongst nature and having cool powers as an Adeptus sounds pretty cool.
Having a vision in the real world would be incredible. So yeah, give me vision on earth. Having a Geo elevator would be awesome. I could cook whenever I want with Pyro, never be thirsty with Cryo or Hydro, always have some sort o food with Dendro, Anemo I could fly and Electro, I'd have Thunderstruck play every time I enter a room.
Here is my own take on the locations: Tbh I'd personally choose Inazuma, all dangers aside. Love the atmosphere, (especially post-VHD) and I'm a sucker for cherry blossoms and amazing sights like the Narukami Shrine and Inazuma city....rl Japan bias aside. Oh and boat rides. Definitely the boat rides....be it between islands and firework shows. Oh and delicious food too. Mondstadt is pretty fun in its own quirky way. It actually reminds me a bit of my hometown tbh. Especially the houses and castle walls. I'd probably drink there too..just not go overboard. Though I'd probably avoid the church. And finally the food is juuuust great too. Liyue is alright I suppose. It can be pretty festive but....not gonna lie, its a bit boring. Yeah, yeah, business is booming but the contracts omnipresence does get on my nerves sometimes. But at least the gardens and food are nice. Just not my place to visit tbh. Too corpy-like. I mean look at Ganyu and Keqing. All work and no play.
For me Inazuma is too dangerous and Liyue is too capitalist so it's an easy choice aha. But I'd definitely want to vacation in post-decree abolition Inazuma
@@stars4809 Tbh Inazuma is still somewhat safer than El Salvador nowadays. I'd probably visit it after the Sakoku Decree is abolished. Those 3 regions aside I would really wanna visit steampunk nation, Fontaine.
Inazuma is if you want to get killed by the environment and wildlife (also the people living in said wildlife) Liyue is if you want to get killed by the living wages
I'll play along today: 1. I'd rather get chastisted by Kaeya because everytime someone lectures me I get extremely stressed and sometimes nervous to the point of crying. It's really dumb ik. If I'm getting chastised, instead I'll probably spend the next few days thinking "wtf is he trying to say?" and I'm prefer that over the moment of stress. 2. Eula seems like a fun person to fistfight with. Honestly, I'd lose either way. But I'm not sure how Xiao would take it. I don't understand his personality too much but I don't think he'd appreciate me taking his time with dumb things like a fistfight. I don't think either would intentionally injure. 3. I'm definitely using this opportunity to crush Albert's soul. It'll be extremely satisfying to see the look on his face when I tell him Barbara thinks he's a nuisance. 4. Paimon is definitely more entertaining. Besides, I don't think I could sit still for 3 hours. 5. I'll live in Mondstadt because I can literally be the most useless person and probably still survive there. I live in NZ irl and the scenery looks most like Mondstadt. 6. Ooof. Neither is a good option. Taking into account Signora's taller model and weight, it would probably be more painful to get stepped on by her. But the puppet man seems pretty sadistic in the last Archon quest so I'll probably end up with more bruises. I'll pick Signora because she'll probably just kick me unconscious and leave. 7. I can hardly beat Childe every week in coop, I don't think full power Zhongli would be beatable. Either way, I'd like to fight adeptus Zhongli, since it would be an interesting battle (and I'm suicidal XP) 8. If you have a vision irl, you'll just be mistaken for a weaboo. If you don't have a vision in Teyvat, you're somewhat fcked especially if you end up adventuring. Either is fine, but I like the irl plane so I'd pick that. 9. I feel like if Diluc ended up drunk, he'd just pass out or be the type to lie down. Childe might be the type to do some weird shenanigans. Probably Diluc since he seems to be the easier one to keep an eye on when drunk. 10. I'd tell Thoma he's bad at cleaning. I feel like either way, they'd ask you why you think that's the case and use it to improve. 11. Being an adeptus is probably the most chill option. I'mma go with that.
1. Getting lectured by Diluc, mostly because he would be concerned for my safety 2. Fist fight with Eula, because she wouldn’t murder me while Xiao might kill me by accident 3. Throw hands with Albert. Especially because he stalked Barbara 4. Paimon rambling for 45 minutes because it’s less time 5. Inazuma mostly for Thoma and Yoimiya. Moving on. 6. Get stepped on by Signora. I said what I said. Mostly bc Scaramouche is short- 7. Adepti Zhongli, because it’s less to deal with down there. 8. Live in Teyvat without a vision mostly because you can just vibe. 9. See Diluc drunk because he might be flirty 👀 10. Tell Xiangling she’s bad at cooking. I don’t want to insult my husband. 10. I would rather be an Adeptus, since it’s more neutral than the other options
1.] Kaeya, I love him hes the og daddy 2.] Eula, I love her sm and I love her attitude like VENGENCE 3.] Barbaras stalker. nuff said. 4.] Paimon shes so cute and she feels like a little sibling or best friend 5.] Mondstadt, I love the music and its so comfy there feels like home 6.] Scaramouche I'm a huge Scaramouche simp please step on me Scaramouche 7.] Childe pisses me off hes say poggers during secksy time but human adepti zhongli is the way to go so zhong dong 8.] oh god teyvat without one its better there than here ngl 9.] diluc is lightweight no childe seems like a riot (WIP)
My answers (w/ reasons/opinions that no one asked for :D)! *1. Get chastised by Kaeya* Purely because I feel like his flirtatious nature would soften the blow a little, whereas with Diluc it'd be like a father reprimanding his child for misbehaviour. Diluc would definitely care, but idk I feel like I'd be trying not to cry 'cause I hate disappointing people. Also I just love our Piratical Cookie Monster more in general so y'know ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ *2. Get into a fist-fight with Eula* Honestly fighting Eula sounds badass and smooth and I am all for it. It'd be so graceful and fluid, like dancing with death and enjoying yourself. Ngl I feel like that'd be her way of flirting with the Traveller; challenging them to a fist duel while dancing around. Plus, Xiao's gone through enough as it is, and I don't want to tag fighting him onto that list. *3. Throw hands with Albert (Barbara's Stalker)* Man's creepy af, enough said. Much as I don't really like Reckless Pallad (and he's a bit of a nuisance), I'd argue that Albert is worse. He literally stalks her and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it, even when he gave her a heart attack with the letter he wrote. Disturbing and possessive behaviour is a major no-no smh. *4. Listen to Paimon ramble on for 45 minutes* ZHONGLI I SWEAR TO -GOD- CELESTIA IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL REIGN HELLFIRE UPON YOU UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN ASHES. * Ahem * My apologies. I'd rather listen to Paimon because not only does it take less than a third of the time of Zhongli's speech (3 whole hours? Seriously?), but Paimon's dialogue in general is a comedic or companionable delight to me. We love our precious emergency food in this household. *5. Live in Mondstadt* I genuinely adore the City of Freedom and its inhabitants (minus the occasional troublemakers), and the whole place feels so lively and welcoming. Liyue feels more sophisticated and ancient, and Inazuma feels regal and powerful (both of which are nice, but not for me). I much prefer the light-hearted spirit of freedom of Mondstadt in comparison ^^ *6. Get stepped on by neither :^* * Blinks in ace/abstinence * Yeahhhh, no thanks. I'd rather break their ankles when they tried. If I absolutely HAD to pick tho, I'd go with Signora. I don't like either of them, but I want Scaramouche dead more than Signora. Also women real pretty 👉👈 *7. Go for neither* Again, not really interested in that sort of thing. And while I'm still bi (romantic, leaning gay), I'm actually not really into either Ajax or Morax. Idk I'm just not feeling it. If I had to pick? Still no one. I'm gonna go chill with Ganyu, peace ✌ *8. Live in Teyvat without a Vision** *On the assumption/premise that I never had a life on earth and didn't know the people I currently do. Do you even _know_ how many people would harass you or hunt you down to learn about your Vision? I don't need that kind of stress bro. And besides, there's not really a lot of practical uses for it in modern-day society. If I had no connections to earth, I'd much rather live in Teyvat. Even without a Vision, there's still all kinds of weaponry you can learn to wield. And who's to say you _never_ get a Vision? Maybe one day one of the Archons will grant you one. *9. See Diluc drunk* My only reason for this is so that Kaeya and I could laugh about it later. I'd help him out with the hangover, but while he's drunk we'd both be teasing him. I just feel like that'd be highly amusing, considering he's a light-weight. *10. Tell Thoma he's bad at cleaning** *Except I would phrase it differently and not actually be rude. "You're not good at cleaning, Thoma." So I could follow up with: "You're _great_ at cleaning! ^^" I refuse to be rude to either of them ù^ú Even if Thoma took it seriously, he's also got a lot of other skills he excels at. For Xiangling, cooking is her whole thing and I just cannot bring myself to knock her off that pedestal that she fully deserves. Either way, I feel like both of them would be looking for feedback or constructive criticism if I said that and I am really not the person to ask. *11. Be a Knight of Favonius* Honestly I'd rather not be associated with any faction or organization, but of the three presented, I'd rather be a Knight of Favonius. There's no way in hell that I'm gonna be anything even remotely related to the Fatui, not after everything they've done (no I still haven't gotten over Teppei T^T). If I'm gonna be a villain, I'm doing it on my own terms dammit. Being an Adeptus feels like too much responsibility on a whole 'nother level, and I'm not up for that kind of power. That or you lounge around not doing much of anything. Were I to be a Knight, I'd probably be more relaxed about it (kinda like Kaeya), but tunnel-vision focus on the given task when I'm needed. Upholding the law, but to a point. Aaaand that's it :> _I am so sorry for making you read all that._ Congrats on making it this far, have a bikkie as a consolation prize 🍪
-Ayo fellow ace- The stepped on one- I very much agree. Though I’d pick Scaramouche because they never said I couldn’t break his ankles while he does it. While I hate him with a passion(I, too, have not gotten over Teppei), if I could do that it would be worth it.
I can't believe there's even a debate for the vision irl vs visionless in teyvat question. SUPERPOWERS IRL ARE INCREDIBLY PROFITABLE!!!!!!!!! Geo visions can be used in construction/terraforming/land development, you'll be much faster and affordable than the actual service. Hydro visions create water out of THIN AIR, you can become a one-man firefighter or provide water for entire communities! Dendro would be so ridiculously broken in agriculture cuz your crops will be ready in seconds. Pyro visions in industry, cryo in research, anemo in aviation. There's so much possibility for profit and all people can think of is SELF-DEFENSE????? Tbh if I'm tossed into teyvat without a vision I'm dying on the first day to a large slime
Also what many people seem to forget about these questions is the tec level. Like forget about monsters, your gonna die from disease way before then. Cause no medicine, no proper sewage, no cleaning stuff at all. And thats just the cleanliness factor.
Going to play along! 1. KAEYA! WITHOUT QUESTION! Kaeya can chastise me anytime he wants because 1. I simp, 2. His voice is gentle-sounding and flirty so no matter what he’d be saying to chastise me, I’d enjoy listening to it, and 3. Degradation kink go brrrrrr! 2. Eula. I would rather chop my hand off than do anything to hurt Xiao. I mean, odds are, I don’t think I could possibly hurt him, but I don’t want to even make an attempt. I love him too much. Eula, on the other hand, I give 0 shits about, so yeah, I’d fist-fight her. Would probably lose, but I’d go down swinging. 3. Albert. I didn’t even know abut him until this video, but just hearing that he’s a stalker is making my blood boil, so Imma tear him limb from limb, no question! 4. Zhongli!!! I love the sound of his beautiful deep soothing voice so much, he could talk about anything and I’d love it! Hell, in those 3 hours, it’d probably soothe me right to sleep and thus enable me to have a decent nap for once in my life! 5. Mondstadt, for several reasons. 1. I’m barely in the Genshin fandom, so the only location I really know and care about is Mondstadt (although Liyue is very pretty from what I’ve seen, I’ll give it that). 2. I actually spent my very early childhood living in Germany. I don’t remember it because we left when I was, like, 3, but my parents and older brother do remember it and it was apparently super-nice there. And Mondstadt is inspired by Germany, so living there, I feel like I could, like, reconnect with that part of my childhood, so I really like that prospect. And 3. Kaeya is in Mondtstadt. What more motivation do I really need? 6. Scaramouch, because he’s a pretty boy with a surprisingly attractive voice, so I’d enjoy that more. Plus, he doesn’t wear heels that could stab me, like Signora, soagain: would enjoy Scara stepping on me more. Als I’d likely survive. 7. ADEPTI ZHONGLI, ADEPTI ZHONGLI, ADEPTI ZHONGLI, NO QUESTION!!! I’m not really a monsterfucker, so while I acknowledge that Foul Legacy Childe is not hard on the eyes, I’d not “go for” him. I mean, as someone who’s aroace, I wouldn’t “go for” Zhongli either, adepti or not, but I’d definitely love to cuddle up to his chest and run my fingers through his hair and let him hold me in those beautiful arms. Maybe have a little smooching too, but that’s the most I’d want. 8. I’d rather live in Teyvat without a vision, since if I was in the real world with a vision, yes it’d be cool to have vision powers, but I’d be paranoid AF about the world’s governments and military going after me and wanting to use me as a weapon if I was ever discovered. Plus, Teyvat’s real pretty and I’d have fun basically being an NPC there. 9. DILUC FOR SURE!!! I NEED to see what he’s like when he’s drunk! The mystery of what Diluc is like when drunk must be resolved! 10. Hnnngggg…I guess I’d tell Xiangling she’s bad at cooking, because Thoma is very cute and I don’t want to upset him. 11. Knight of Favonius, because 1. Kaeya. 2. I’d get to live in Mondstadt. 3. Kaeya. 4. I’d be helping people and that’s great! 5. Kaeya. 6. Did I mention Kaeya?
I'm glad y'all acknowledged Scaramouche's voice, oh mygOD When Signora insults me, they'd actually sound like insults because she's so haughty and high class, but Scaramouche insults me, it sounds so husky and flirty---
i started playing Genshin because it was new and shiny when it first came up but i didn’t understand it and put it down for months but because of you’re videos I have been sucked in and I play nearly every day it’s hours of fun and im glad I have it a chance
I feel if Diluc got drunk, no one would even notice it. Like he would hide it so well, and then get hiccup making u notice and immediately fall asleep. And I can see Childe going around asking Zhongli or traveler or who ever to fight him. xD
1: Kaeya, he already calls us a slacker on a regular basis 2: eula, because xiao is pretty much immortal and also i don’t want to fight xiao 3: Both? If I had to choose I would go with Albert 4: Zhongli, because his voice is nice 5: liyue, because of the food, and also i just like the vibe 6: Scaramouche, because signora wears heels and that would hurt… Also i’m a scaramouche simp 7: Foul legacy childe 8: Real world if I get to choose the element, because some of the elements could be used for functional stuff. Like, with anemo I could float things toward me without having to get up 9: Childe, because he would probably just end up flirting with everyone he comes across 10: Tell xiangling she’s bad at cooking because shes probably used to it. Also, I can’t bear to say anything mean to thoma 11: Fatui Harbinger, because the adeptus are all suffering, and the knights of favonius are kinda boring
I feel like there’s a good chance if you told Xiangling she’s bad at cooking she’d do something to make you change your mind, like make some really good food
Playing along! 1. Chastised by Kaeya. I feel like he would be more tolerable. Diluc would be extremely serious and he would make me cry, probably 2. Eula. I fear Xiao could accidentally kill me, while I think Eula would be able to not completely destroy me. Well, either way I'll get beaten up 3. Albert. I hate him with my whole heart. He is just soooo creepy. Pallad is more on the annoying side, but I honestly neither like or dislike him. He's pretty neutral to me 4. Paimon. First of all, less time. Second, I don't mind Paimon's voice or her rambling. On the other hand, I don't really like Zhongli (don't kill me) 5. Mondstadt, without a doubt. I love Mondstadt, it gives off a very relaxed and carefree vibe and I'm 100% here for that 6. Both??? I love both and I would be fine getting stepped on by any of them, buuuut, if I really have to choose...Scaramouche. I have a thing for short guys and his voice is just too sexy 7. Foul Legacy Childe. Again, I really don't like Zhongli 8. Living in Teyvat without a vision, no doubts. I can still be an adventurer even without one, and I'll get to meet a lot of nice characters 9. Diluc, for the same reason many other have said. I'm curious to know how he would be when drunk 10. I don't particularly love either of them, but I feel like I would have less troubles telling Xiangling she's bad at cooking. Reason: I have a lot of troubles with food smell, consistency, etc. and it's highly probable that she would cook me something I don't like and then I'd have no problems telling her I dislike what she cooks/that she's bad at cooking 11. Fatui Harbinger is my first choice. Knight of Favonius the second one. Definitely I wouldn't want to be an Adeptus. Sounds boring. Fatui Harbinger, on the other hand, sounds very interesting. Knight of Favonius seems to be a lot of paperwork and...yeah, I can do it, but not my first choice. Soooo, that's all. Not that I think someone will read all of this, but anyway, thanks for reading! ^^
"Scolded by Kaeya or Diluc?" I mean if I had to choose I say Kaeya. He do it in a flirty way and i be able to handle. Diluc yeah i know he would just worry about us and cares for us which is sweet! but he can get a bit too mean so yeah Kaeya. "Fistfight Eula or Xiao?" Eula. My baby boy Xiao went through SO much and he needs a break. Eula don't know maybe she'll even show me how to dance fight which is badass tbh. "Throw hands with Pallad or Albert?" UGHHH! Screw it. BOTH! Albert is such a creep and annoying and of what he did to Barbara during the Windblume Festival I WANTED TO END HIM! Pallad...It was already getting annoying of the MANY times I had to save his ass but I stopped saving him after he PUSHED AWAY SUCROSE AND MADE THE SITUATION EVEN WORSE! So yeah BOTH! "Listen to Zhongli talking about Osmanthus Wine for 3 hours or listen to Paimon for 45 mins?" ZHONGLI! I am a MAJOR simp for Zhongli and his voice in the English oh my god he can say anything and he'll make it sound dreamy and so soothing I would fall asleep to his voice so yeah Zhongli all the way! "Would u rather live in Mondstat Liyue or Inazuma?" Mondstat! Liyue is beautiful and has amazing sites Inazuma made my curiosity meter go to 100 cause I just wanted to discover every little nook and cranny but Mondstat just makes me feel home and cozy and nostalgic. Also Liyue kinda left me a bad taste in my mouth since they were saying "Oh our God is always with us unlike your God in Mondstat" Sure buddy. "Would u rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora?" Now I'm not into this whole step on me thing but...SCARAMOUCHE ALL THE WAY! He's honestly my favourite harbinger and one of my top fave characters his design is amazing his voice makes me feel things his background is intriguing yet tragic aahh I love everything about him! Signora never really like her to begin with imo. She's gorgeous and her background is tragic but nah i founded her pretty annoying and pointless and when she kicked Venti...yeah that cemented my hate for her right then and there. "Foul Legacy Childe or Adepti Zhongli?" ADEPTI ZHONGLI!!! My simp levels skyrocketed when i saw him! His white coat his hood his poofy pants and glowing arms AAAHHH IT MADE FELT CERTAIN I NEVER THOIGHT I WOULD FEEL! "Have a Vision in the Real world or No Vision in Teyvat?" No Vision. Cause I wouldn't really have a reason to use my Vision and it would seem useless. And yeah i won't have a vision in Teyvat but hey I get to meet all the characters also they didn't said i couldn't be a special case like Lumine or Aether who don't need a vision to use their powers sooo>;3 "Drunk Childe or Drunk Diluc?" Same with Koo Diluc. I mean we rarely see the man drink and seeing him drunk would be AMAZING. Will he be flirty, moody, angry, happy, We don't know and I want to see it! "Tell Thoma he's bad cleaning or Xianling she's bad at cooking?" Xianling. My girl can take criticism like a champ! So she can handle some critics! Thoma tho...he's already a precious angel and all the crap he went through and telling him that I would die on the inside. "Be a Knight of Favonius Adeptus or a Harbinger?" Knight of Favonius. Idk why but their just my comfort group and being with them it be nice. Also it has my top waifu Jean and my top husband Kaeya and everyone in the group is just alot of fun so yeah I be their Honorary Knight!
Your videos are like positivity bombs when I watch them the whole way through and not a few minutes at a time. I’m going to watch this through to the end in one sitting. Anyways. Thanks for giving us content even though it’s always Mariah Carey Day. Anyway. Thanks in general.
1. kaeya cause he'd flirt with me while he's at it 2. eula EASILY, xiao would one-shot me 3. albert 4. easy answer is paimon, her voice has grown on me (also 3 hours is SO LONG) 5. mondstadt, i'm a venti loyalist 6. what can i say, i'm a scaramouche simp 7. adepti zhongli, dear lord 8. real world with a vision, teyvat has whopperflowers 9. diluc our beloved 10. xiangling, thoma get behind me 11. adeptus
1) Kaeya 2) Eula 3) Albert 4) Paimon 5) Liyue but Mondstat is a close second (I’m not old enough to drink) 6) Signora 7) Zhongli 8) Teyvat 9) Diluc 10) Xiangling (she’ll prove she’s good at cooking by making me a meal) 11) Knight of Favonius or Adeptus
I would love to be a Knight of Favonius. My boring ass likes to just sit around all day and just sit there and listen to others chit chat. It would suck during the probation period, because I exited the probation period at my job just recently, and I almost got fired during the probation period, because I needed something to do to impress my boss to keep me and panicked over it, so I got transferred somewhere where there was always something to do. (good thing I mentioned during the job interview that I always need something to do lol) , but after probation period, being a Knight of Favonius would be just chill.
Honestly I'd tell Xiangli (or however you spell it stans please spare me) that she is bad at cooking because 1) i agree with the reasoning in the video and 2) she would then try to improve her cooking even more
playing along: 1. Would you rather get chastised by Kaeya or lectured by Diluc? I think I would be fine being lectured, but I probably wouldn't pay attention and Diluc would just lecture me on the importance of listening and ramble on even longer...He's my main and is like a teddy bear to me, but I'm just gonna go with the shorter option. If Kaeya chastises me I could just follow it up with a "Shut up, Kaeya" then go on with my day without wasting a whole hour of my life. 2. Would you rather get into a fistfight with Xiao or Eula? I feel like either way it would end with me being knocked out within the first few seconds, so I'm going with Xiao. 3. Would you rather throw hands with Barbara's stalker Albert or Reckless Pallad? I don't care much about Pallad, he's not that annoying to me. I would definitely dig Albert's grave though. 4. Would you rather listen to Zhongli talk about Osmanthus Wine and the good old days for 3 hours or listen to Paimon rambling for 45 minutes? I feel like English Paimon's voice has progressively gotten higher and I don't know if I could handle that. Maybe Zhongli would be slightly less of a headache. 5. Would you rather live in Mondstat, Liyue, or Inazuma? Liyue, it's really scenic there. 6. Would you rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora? I don't want to be stepped on by anyone. At least with Scaramouche, he's not wearing high heels, I guess? 7. Would you rather go for Foul Legacy Childe or Adeptus Zhongli? Nah, homie. 8. Would you rather live in the real world with a vision or in Teyvat without one? A cryo, hydro, or anemo vision would be real helpful in cooling off. Maybe a dendro vision could be helpful in growing food? All visions would have their uses and Tevayt seems too dangerous to me. You would start off all alone and I'm not sure if I could adapt and make friends there. I'm pretty worried I would get attacked by monsters or some treasure hoarder. 9. Would you rather see Diluc drunk or Childe drunk? I think Diluc would just pass out but I'm fine with that, considering I don't particularly care for Childe. 10. Would you rather tell Thoma that he's bad at cleaning or tell Xiangling that she's bad at cooking? I would tell Thoma that he's bad at cleaning but try to deliver it at the right time and way so it comes off as a joke. Like if he misses a spot I would say, "Oh my gosh Thoma, you missed one singular inch, the Kamisato clan will banish you to the shadow realm for your horrible cleaning!” I don't know how I could make a joke about Xiangling's cooking. 11. Would you rather be a fatui harbinger, an adeptus, or a knight of favonius? I would rather be an adeptus. You can have some neat powers like harbingers, but it won't come at the cost of your life force. I also feel like there would be a lot of paperwork and other trying official stuff if you were a knight of favonius and I hate paperwork so that's a no for them. Since the people of Liyue aren't as reliant on the adeptus as they were before, I think I could sneak in some vacation days and leave Liyue for a bit every so often. It would also be interesting to see Tevayt grow throughout the centuries!
1: I think Diluc would be more matter-of-fact about the whole thing, so if I actually did something wrong I'd rather just hear it from him. 2: Eula, because Xiao's so reluctant to interact with humans that I'm worried he might somehow kill me. 3: Albert, no question. Barbara would obviously never do anything about him, she won't even let herself be sad for more than 30 seconds, and Albert totally deserves it. Pulled is just pathetic. 4: I'm so tired of hearing about Osmanthus Wine. I'll go with Paimon, she probably at least has something new to say. 5: Mondstadt is so homey and welcoming. Until recently, I'd have chosen it without a second thought, but I just love all the connections between Liyue's characters. I'd probably pick Liyue and visit Mondstadt from time to time. 6: Both of them tried to kill me, and I just don't think I can get past that to answer the question. Skip. 7: ... 8: Teyvat, I guess. I feel like having a vision in the real world would get me into some trouble, and people would want to learn how it worked and stuff. I don't want that type of attention. 9: Diluc, for the same reasons as you guys. 10: I couldn't hurt either of them. I'm gonna skip this question. 11: I couldn't work for the Fatui. Being an adeptus would be awesome, but after the fall of Rex Lapis I'd have a bunch of responsibilities I don't want. I feel like the Knights would be my best bet if I want a job I actually enjoy.
Thank you so much to my friend Koomaxx for playing this with me!! Check out her channel and watch PART 2 of our 'would you rather' shenanigans hehehe: ruclips.net/video/el0Nyxkm7mg/видео.html
loved it!!!1
There is this one Genshin impact fanfic about a programmer who barely knows about the game gets reincarnated as the electro hypotenis cube and then adopts Klee as it goes on a journey to become a god.
@@VibingwithVibing Hypostasis* also whats it called? where can i read it??
being a kaeya main means listening to his voice lines over and over
*stops for .2 seconds*
"I didn't know you were such a.... _slacker_ "
*getting beat up*
“dOnt push your luck”
i fear you
AND HES FREE 😤👏
@@chuuerries TRUEEEEE
Please, Dilic canonically passed out for a few days after ingesting alcohol.
Omg, PLS, that story was so funny XDD What a trooper lmao
omg pls tell me where this is from
@@ghouls9845 If you try talking to Vile near venti’s statue in mondstadt, at some point, she tells you a story about some shneznayan ( is that how it’s spelled?) diplomats having a banquet with Diluc and co, and they brought fire water, ( vodka ) as a gift for them, in hopes that they could establish a trade market for it. Diluc, the main host of the banquet, took a shot with the rest of the diplomats to honor their tradition, but of course being a light weight, it wasn’t fun for him. He managed to remain composed for the entirety of the banquet before passing out for 3 days in his office afterwards. In the end, he declined the trade offer saying that mondstadt couldn’t handle that type of alcohol. ( which honestly was probably for the best, because mondstadt is already full of raging drunkards anyway lmaoo, but anyway…) It was hilarious, but I feel bad for the poor guy XDD.
@@jonathanwilson5355 ok but WHICH venti statue
@@iknowyoursearchhistory The massive one you can sit on. In front of the cathedral.
That photo of Venti's "Holy Music Stops" meme in the intro got me wheezing.
frr, also i love how everyone in the genshin fandom pretty much knows that meme
Ahh yes im ur 1k like
@@zhongli7916 nice
"being an adeptus is too much responsibility"
Yanfei:
Honestly being a lawyer is a really smart move by yanfei. You already have the respect of an adeptus (or at least half-adepti) and since yanfei actually loves her job so she isn’t under pressure. Not to mention her position works before and after morax’s death by helping the citizens with more law related matters. She literally runs her own agency that works by her terms. She is girlbossing her way through life like the queen she is. Edit: I checked yanfei’s profile and she says if the lawyer profession doesn’t work in the future then she would be a rapper. The moves that yanfeis making are one of a kind!
@@1uncertaint955 MORE YANFEI APPRECIATION LES GOOOOOOO
ALSO SO TRUE
To be fair she’s a half-adeptus, so she obviously doesn’t have as much responsibility
@@fwoop4848 but Ganyu is also half adeptus and she is working one of the most difficult jobs in Liyue. Ganyu is making this too hard for herself while Yanfei seems to have found a good job.
@@1uncertaint955 ohh yeah, I totally forgot Ganyu exists
Not me actually laughing at Childe's harbinger form because he looked like a power ranger to my eyes
He looks like a one eyed bat-man. Not the hero one
PLS SAME
SAMEEE
If you've played the Flash Game zombie RPG series "Sonny", then you'd notice that he looks a bit like the Psychological/Electro build, "Psychopath Form" transformation and all.
He looks like a budget transformer who wanted to break Edna Mode's only rule
Oh honey.
That's not a stack of pancakes that Diluc makes.
It's a stack of STEAKS.
yummy
Still good
protein
Even better
with CHEESE!
Questions for people playing along:
1. Would you rather get chastised by Kaeya or lectured by Diluc?
2. Would you rather get into a fistfight with Xiao or Eula?
3. Would you rather throw hands with Barbara's stalker Albert or Reckless Pallad?
4. Would you rather listen to Zhongli talk about Osmanthus Wine and the good old days for 3 hours or listen to Paimon rambling for 45 minutes?
5. Would you rather live in Mondstat, Liyue, or Inazuma?
6. Would you rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora?
7. Would you rather go for Foul Legacy Childe or Adeptus Zhongli?
8. Would you rather live in the real world with a vision or in Teyvat without one?
9. Would you rather see Diluc drunk or Childe drunk?
10. Would you rather tell Thoma that he's bad at cleaning or tell Xiangling that she's bad at cooking?
11. Would you rather be a fatui harbinger, an adeptus, or a knight of favonius?
honestly, if you just go "are you really THAt great at cooking?" shell just make the best food of your life to prove you wrong and no hard feelings!
@@venomousherb1651 Honestly I think both Thoma and Xiangling have a history of taking insults in stride, so I'd probably insult Thoma just because Xiangling reads as a kid to me aha.
The second one is really hard because I would get pounded into the dust instantly either way. I’d probably have to pick Eula though because A) I can’t bring myself to even try to fight Xiao and B) Eula’s a human and if I was lucky I could book it away from her and hide. Xiao can run at insane speeds and would catch me if I tried.
As for number ten. How. I can’t do that to them,
I’m aroace so interpret these answers in the least spicy way possible
1. Chastised by Kaeya. He’s on my main team so I hear it all the time anyway. Also, I don’t like diluc
2. If we’re talking specifically about a fistfight, no weapons involved, Xiao. He’s like five feet tall, I bet I could punt him across the room.
3. Albert, for the same reasons in the video.
4. Zhongli. I’d listen to him read a phone book from cover to cover.
5. Liyue. Everything about Liyue is just gorgeous.
6. La Signora I guess
7. Adeptus Zhongli. Not into monsters, very into Zhongli.
8. Live in Teyvat without a vision.
9. See Childe drunk. I just think it’d be funny to watch
10. Tell Thoma he’s bad at cleaning. He would probably take it as an opportunity to ask for advice
11. Probably an Adeptus. They’re immortal, which is kind of a plus, and they get to hang around on pretty mountaintops, getting food offerings all the time. What could be better?
@@starlightmoone the dude can teleport it's over
The fact that Scaramouche literally steps on us in game
As a chinese speaking person the absolute funniest thing about the series is hearing people call xiao "jiao," which means feet.
LMAO 😭
edit: imagine feet coming home early 😩
AKNANSJSJS WHAT-
LMAO
I cringe every time when someone says it but when someone miss pronounces chinese words to something else, it’s hilarious
💪😔 Oh Feet, the character with the coolest tattoos... I want Feet's tatoos-
ALSO PLEASE TELL US HOW TO ACTUALLY PRONOUNCE XIAO
"Would you rather get stepped on by Scaramouche..."
Well that aged well.
Ooooh, that last question was GOOD.
Being a Knight means living in the chillest country, except literally ALL your coworkers have mysterious backstories.
Being an adeptus means watching civilization move on without you, but having a nice mountain getaway.
And being a Harbinger means your job is your life, and your life hangs on whether or not you're effective. BUT you get a baller paycheck and an amazing evil outfit.
Diluc is the person who would say "I'm not mad, just disappointed"
I'm a sucker for Liyue and immediately live there. The view is gorgeous and I especially love the harbor. Absolutely stunning
Playing along
1. Diluc cause he's to the point while I might have to try use a big brain to decipher what Kaeya actually means
2. Eula cause I don't wanna fight Xiao
3. ALBERT, IT'S ON SIGHT. I never cared for Reckless Pallad even if he did knock Sucrose to the side that one time.
4. Earth bender Grandpa wins this cause I can just fall asleep like i'm at school after lunch
5. Monstadt cause it's more quaint and I wanna stick around for Noelle 🛡️
6. Scaramoushe cause I can't get stepped on by Signora anymore (i'm not sorry)
7. Adeptus Zhongli, I have a bias for dragons for 1 and i'd feel bad for Childe to use his Foul Legacy form as sexy as it is
8. Real world vision cause it can give me an excusable self-motivation to work out and maybe not procrastinate, also self defense
9. Diluc drunk cause it'd be a rare event since he doesn't even like alcohol much
10. Xiangling cause she'll most likely to just try to prove to you otherwise and you'd get a good meal anyways-
11. Fatui Harbinger cause I can travel around the world, have subordinates working under me and by default I am powerful
The sixth one 😭
I feel like a drunk Diluc would be mostly depressed. Occasionally a party trick or fun story, but mostly the kind if sad drunk that just sits in the corner and broods over stuff.
I also feel like if you told Thoma he was bad at cleaning he'd just ignore it, but Xiangling would take it personally... and then she'd set out on a personal mission to change your mind by quilting you into trying whatever insane thing she came up with recently. Like, she might make you eat a hilichurl or something.
I love how this video starts as "if I were stepped on by scaramouche" and now he actually does step on you as his burst
Mei’s like “I brought them together with the power of Smash or Pass. You’re welcome for this.”
Lmao
I feel like if you told Xiangling she's bad at cooking she could take it as a challenge and make something really good for you to prove that she's good and this is maybe more evil but like I'm hungry
I figured this too. She'll bounce right back and prove you wrong with a delicious dish!
6. Would you rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora?
Scaramouche so I can knock him down, steal his hat and play with it like a frisbee.
Now as for Fatui Harbinger, Knight of Favonius or Adepti.....I kinda have to pick Fatui Harbinger for the international adventurer potential.
The other options are boring and too tied down by duty and responsibility in their regions.
I personally just wanna explore the world and maybe observe different events in different places while becoming stronger and stronger. Childe has the right idea...and even my zodiac sign but I digress.
Being a Harbinger means dealing with Archons, so you'd probably end up like Signora if you're not smart enough
@@morax9758 Im not as arrogant as Signora though so I should be fine.
@@v.emiltheii-nd.8094 But I still think not every archon is willing to give their Gnosis to you
But harbingers have duties too. The only reason we don't think so is because the three we've met are chill with being evil. They're still under the thumb of the Tsaritsa
@@morax9758 Subterfuge and getting info always works. Its not like I can walk up to an Archon and tell them "Hey, bucko. Gimme your gnosis!". That never ends well.
Thats why subtlety is essential. And I'm probably one of the more nicer and diplomatic Fatui Harbingers out there.
I’m a Zhongli simp and I could listen to him for HOURS. I don’t really find him or his topics boring so not only would it be asmr but it’d actually be interesting for me
Listening to my grandmother’s various ramblings about random topics has fully prepared me to sit though 3 hours and maybe even more of Zhongli monologue-ing
3:34
Anemo: make fake paranormal stuff
Cryo: *sells ice*
Pyro: free stove ? / barbecue
Electro: never pay power bills ever again
Hydro: *ENDLESS WATERPARK*
Geo: stones to chuck at karens ( or just make tiny dust particles fly into their eyes )
Dendro: salad
Cryo Vision users joining Kristoff's Ice Business XD
bruh Paimon is annoying *sometimes* BUT SHE'S SO CUTE WHY DOES EVERYONE SLANDER HER 😭
Shut up paimon emergency food doesn’t talk😭😭😭😭PASLSBSHSWGEGE
@@ippyskippy4884 😭😂🤣
EXACTLY SHE'S SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME
Apparently to some people she talks to much shit for someone her size.
I play with the Chinese audio and Paimon's voice is so pleasant- the dubs really did her dirty
Stepped on by scaramouche aged really well
Playing along.
1. Lectured by Diluc cause I won't listen to him & I don't want Keaya mad at me.
2. Yuula
3. Albert
4. I love Paimon!!!!! But I think I gotta go with Zhongli.
5. Leeway
6. Signora!!!!!!! (Im so gay)
7. Zhongli (The Genshin character trying to turn me straight)
8. Vision irl for self-defense & protecting others
9. Diluc 100%. Childe drunk would be insufferable. No thank you.
10. This question literally breaks my heart! I love both these characters so much! I just can't answer this.
11. Knight of Fevorious for 2 reasons. 1. Ms. Jean. 2. I get help people which I do like.
This was really fun. You and Koomaxx are two of my favorite youtubers, I'm so happy to see you do a collab.
Yuula 💀
Yuula lmao. Why, also i would be a knight of favonius, why? MONDSTADT WOMAN ARE EVERYTHING
BSDFKDSFFDS LEEWAY I CANT
1.
It's one of two things for both: Kaeya is incredibly serious when it's about safety and being lectured by him will feel horrible OR he will actually try to make you laugh. I think it depends on wether it was your fault or not
Diluc will either be a mom or a dad, you know exactly what I mean. No one wants to be lectured by dad
So uh. Kaeya
2.
Eula
She is aware of her strenght. She won't kill me
3.
Albert. Let's make a Albert beat up mob
4.
Honestly? Zhongli's story is probably pretty interesting when he isn't repeating the same line over and over. Like sure my brain will be in overdrive by the end of it, but at least i will know some interesting stuff!
5.
Not Inazuma.
Probably depends on the shops. I'm not big in rules and contracts, but I'm also not big on alcohol.
Oh wait, honey stocky roast. Okay Mondstat, you win.
6.
Scaramouche.
Signora is wearing stilettos. Those heels probably hurt like a bitch.
7.
I'm a lesbian? but Zhongli.
Because he isn't literally three times my size (as a human)
8.
Teyvat without one.
I can always gain one if I'm enough of a bad bitch
9.
Diluc.
We'd probably just snuggle up together
10.
Why would I lie? Neither lmao
11.
.....maybe a Harbinger. KOF sounds like too much paperwork, and Adeptus is just.... depressing
Never thought I would see a collab between my two favorite genshin ladies-
Coley saying "Yes I am~" after imitating Scaramouche's line, I practically felt that-
"You're getting all worked up over nothing" "yes I am"
WHAT A MOOD💗
1. Kaeya, I would be too distracted by his chest to hear what he's saying. He also makes fun of me daily so I'm immune to it.
2. Eula. Honestly either way I would lose.
3. Albert, hate flirty/stalker characters and I kind of liked Reckless Paladin’s character development in the new Dragonspine event.
4. Zhongli, I do love Paimon but her voice can get really annoying at times, whereas Zhongli's is more relaxing (even though I've heard about Osmanthus wine way too many times). I have actually watched videos of him to help me fall asleep lol.
5. Liyue, this one was really hard because I love them all but I decided on Liyue because I feel in Mondstadt there isn’t a ton to do, while Inazuma is too dangerous. Also being from Europe it would be fun to live somewhere with a different culture.
6. Signora because pretty woman. Also I could probably take the short twink.
7. FOUL LEGACY FOUL LEGACY FOUL LEGACY (is it obvious I'm a monster fucker?)
8. Teyvat, What’s the point of having a vision if I still have to do taxes??
9. Childe, I think it would be harder for Childe to get drunk because of him being Snezhnayan, while Diluc's alcohol tolerance is 0. Also I am biased.
10. Xiangling, she seems like she could handle criticism pretty well and I don’t wanna hurt Thoma.
11. Fatoe, I am biased towards villains.
The question about Scaramouche stepping on us just got real 🤣🤣
Zhongli just rambling is the definition of asmr heaven I would love to listen to hjm
Literally same
1. I'd definitely go with Diluc, overly flirty people intimidate me XD I find it funny and charming when its happening to other people but not so much when its directed at me.
2. Eula, Xiao has been through a lot I would feel like a jerk if I picked a fight with him.
3. Albert. If he was ever attacked by hilichurls, I would just walk away XD
4. Zhongli, his voice belongs in an art museum if voices counted as art.
5. Liyue has been my favorite out of the three.
6. I like his character thus far so I guess Scaramouche.
7. Zhongli again.
8. You could probably take over the world if you had a vision in the real world but living in Teyvat would be fun, so definitely Teyvat.
9. Diluc. A drunk Childe sounds dangerous.
10. Xiangling. Thoma is just to sweet to insult and I think Xiangling would be able to take it since she did make slime condensate stew or whatever it was, so she's probably use to it.
11. I'm an introvert so relaxing amongst nature and having cool powers as an Adeptus sounds pretty cool.
"The hermit in me wants to be an Adeptus, but the chaotic part in me wants to be a Harbinger"
MOOOOOOD
also goddamn, I feel super called out x'D
i'd be in the knight of favonius for *one specific reason*
*_definitely not for Kaeya_*
Having a vision in the real world would be incredible. So yeah, give me vision on earth. Having a Geo elevator would be awesome. I could cook whenever I want with Pyro, never be thirsty with Cryo or Hydro, always have some sort o food with Dendro, Anemo I could fly and Electro, I'd have Thunderstruck play every time I enter a room.
6:10 easily living in Tevyat, imagine coming across all the characters, and all the sights
Here is my own take on the locations:
Tbh I'd personally choose Inazuma, all dangers aside. Love the atmosphere, (especially post-VHD) and I'm a sucker for cherry blossoms and amazing sights like the Narukami Shrine and Inazuma city....rl Japan bias aside. Oh and boat rides. Definitely the boat rides....be it between islands and firework shows. Oh and delicious food too.
Mondstadt is pretty fun in its own quirky way. It actually reminds me a bit of my hometown tbh. Especially the houses and castle walls. I'd probably drink there too..just not go overboard. Though I'd probably avoid the church. And finally the food is juuuust great too.
Liyue is alright I suppose. It can be pretty festive but....not gonna lie, its a bit boring. Yeah, yeah, business is booming but the contracts omnipresence does get on my nerves sometimes. But at least the gardens and food are nice. Just not my place to visit tbh. Too corpy-like. I mean look at Ganyu and Keqing. All work and no play.
For me Inazuma is too dangerous and Liyue is too capitalist so it's an easy choice aha. But I'd definitely want to vacation in post-decree abolition Inazuma
@@stars4809 Tbh Inazuma is still somewhat safer than El Salvador nowadays.
I'd probably visit it after the Sakoku Decree is abolished.
Those 3 regions aside I would really wanna visit steampunk nation, Fontaine.
Inazuma is if you want to get killed by the environment and wildlife (also the people living in said wildlife)
Liyue is if you want to get killed by the living wages
@@floricel_112 Where there's danger, there's fun. So Inazuma for me.
@@floricel_112 idc ma i'll live in the mountains in liyue, the whole place is just amazing to me
I don’t know this fandom but it’s a new Coley video so. Besides, it distracts from the crippling writers block and homophobic cousins
Have amerry chrismats! (just random)
I'll play along today:
1. I'd rather get chastisted by Kaeya because everytime
someone lectures me I get extremely stressed and sometimes
nervous to the point of crying. It's really dumb ik.
If I'm getting chastised, instead I'll probably spend the next
few days thinking "wtf is he trying to say?" and I'm prefer that
over the moment of stress.
2. Eula seems like a fun person to fistfight with. Honestly, I'd
lose either way. But I'm not sure how Xiao would take it. I don't
understand his personality too much but I don't think he'd
appreciate me taking his time with dumb things like a fistfight.
I don't think either would intentionally injure.
3. I'm definitely using this opportunity to crush Albert's soul.
It'll be extremely satisfying to see the look on his face when
I tell him Barbara thinks he's a nuisance.
4. Paimon is definitely more entertaining. Besides, I don't think
I could sit still for 3 hours.
5. I'll live in Mondstadt because I can literally be the most
useless person and probably still survive there. I live in NZ irl
and the scenery looks most like Mondstadt.
6. Ooof. Neither is a good option. Taking into account Signora's
taller model and weight, it
would probably be more painful to get stepped on by her. But the
puppet man seems pretty sadistic in the last Archon quest so I'll
probably end up with more bruises. I'll pick Signora because
she'll probably just kick me unconscious and leave.
7. I can hardly beat Childe every week in coop, I don't think full
power Zhongli would be beatable. Either way, I'd like to fight
adeptus Zhongli, since it would be an interesting battle (and I'm
suicidal XP)
8. If you have a vision irl, you'll just be mistaken for a weaboo.
If you don't have a vision in Teyvat, you're somewhat fcked
especially if you end up adventuring. Either is fine, but I like
the irl plane so I'd pick that.
9. I feel like if Diluc ended up drunk, he'd just pass out or be
the type to lie down. Childe might be the type to do some weird
shenanigans. Probably Diluc since he seems to be the easier one to
keep an eye on when drunk.
10. I'd tell Thoma he's bad at cleaning. I feel like either way,
they'd ask you why you think that's the case and use it to improve.
11. Being an adeptus is probably the most chill option. I'mma go
with that.
1. Getting lectured by Diluc, mostly because he would be concerned for my safety
2. Fist fight with Eula, because she wouldn’t murder me while Xiao might kill me by accident
3. Throw hands with Albert. Especially because he stalked Barbara
4. Paimon rambling for 45 minutes because it’s less time
5. Inazuma mostly for Thoma and Yoimiya. Moving on.
6. Get stepped on by Signora. I said what I said. Mostly bc Scaramouche is short-
7. Adepti Zhongli, because it’s less to deal with down there.
8. Live in Teyvat without a vision mostly because you can just vibe.
9. See Diluc drunk because he might be flirty 👀
10. Tell Xiangling she’s bad at cooking. I don’t want to insult my husband.
10. I would rather be an Adeptus, since it’s more neutral than the other options
Albert make me wish I could throw hands with NPC’s. Dude is stalking a minor.
1.] Kaeya, I love him hes the og daddy
2.] Eula, I love her sm and I love her attitude like VENGENCE
3.] Barbaras stalker. nuff said.
4.] Paimon shes so cute and she feels like a little sibling or best friend
5.] Mondstadt, I love the music and its so comfy there feels like home
6.] Scaramouche I'm a huge Scaramouche simp please step on me Scaramouche
7.] Childe pisses me off hes say poggers during secksy time but human adepti zhongli is the way to go so zhong dong
8.] oh god teyvat without one its better there than here ngl
9.] diluc is lightweight no childe seems like a riot
(WIP)
Istg your Genshin impact videos give me life so keep em coming
My answers (w/ reasons/opinions that no one asked for :D)!
*1. Get chastised by Kaeya*
Purely because I feel like his flirtatious nature would soften the blow a little, whereas with Diluc it'd be like a father reprimanding his child for misbehaviour.
Diluc would definitely care, but idk I feel like I'd be trying not to cry 'cause I hate disappointing people.
Also I just love our Piratical Cookie Monster more in general so y'know ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
*2. Get into a fist-fight with Eula*
Honestly fighting Eula sounds badass and smooth and I am all for it.
It'd be so graceful and fluid, like dancing with death and enjoying yourself.
Ngl I feel like that'd be her way of flirting with the Traveller; challenging them to a fist duel while dancing around.
Plus, Xiao's gone through enough as it is, and I don't want to tag fighting him onto that list.
*3. Throw hands with Albert (Barbara's Stalker)*
Man's creepy af, enough said.
Much as I don't really like Reckless Pallad (and he's a bit of a nuisance), I'd argue that Albert is worse.
He literally stalks her and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it, even when he gave her a heart attack with the letter he wrote.
Disturbing and possessive behaviour is a major no-no smh.
*4. Listen to Paimon ramble on for 45 minutes*
ZHONGLI I SWEAR TO -GOD- CELESTIA IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL REIGN HELLFIRE UPON YOU UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN ASHES.
* Ahem * My apologies.
I'd rather listen to Paimon because not only does it take less than a third of the time of Zhongli's speech (3 whole hours? Seriously?), but Paimon's dialogue in general is a comedic or companionable delight to me.
We love our precious emergency food in this household.
*5. Live in Mondstadt*
I genuinely adore the City of Freedom and its inhabitants (minus the occasional troublemakers), and the whole place feels so lively and welcoming.
Liyue feels more sophisticated and ancient, and Inazuma feels regal and powerful (both of which are nice, but not for me).
I much prefer the light-hearted spirit of freedom of Mondstadt in comparison ^^
*6. Get stepped on by neither :^*
* Blinks in ace/abstinence *
Yeahhhh, no thanks.
I'd rather break their ankles when they tried.
If I absolutely HAD to pick tho, I'd go with Signora.
I don't like either of them, but I want Scaramouche dead more than Signora.
Also women real pretty 👉👈
*7. Go for neither*
Again, not really interested in that sort of thing.
And while I'm still bi (romantic, leaning gay), I'm actually not really into either Ajax or Morax.
Idk I'm just not feeling it.
If I had to pick?
Still no one.
I'm gonna go chill with Ganyu, peace ✌
*8. Live in Teyvat without a Vision**
*On the assumption/premise that I never had a life on earth and didn't know the people I currently do.
Do you even _know_ how many people would harass you or hunt you down to learn about your Vision? I don't need that kind of stress bro.
And besides, there's not really a lot of practical uses for it in modern-day society.
If I had no connections to earth, I'd much rather live in Teyvat.
Even without a Vision, there's still all kinds of weaponry you can learn to wield.
And who's to say you _never_ get a Vision? Maybe one day one of the Archons will grant you one.
*9. See Diluc drunk*
My only reason for this is so that Kaeya and I could laugh about it later.
I'd help him out with the hangover, but while he's drunk we'd both be teasing him.
I just feel like that'd be highly amusing, considering he's a light-weight.
*10. Tell Thoma he's bad at cleaning**
*Except I would phrase it differently and not actually be rude.
"You're not good at cleaning, Thoma."
So I could follow up with:
"You're _great_ at cleaning! ^^"
I refuse to be rude to either of them ù^ú
Even if Thoma took it seriously, he's also got a lot of other skills he excels at.
For Xiangling, cooking is her whole thing and I just cannot bring myself to knock her off that pedestal that she fully deserves.
Either way, I feel like both of them would be looking for feedback or constructive criticism if I said that and I am really not the person to ask.
*11. Be a Knight of Favonius*
Honestly I'd rather not be associated with any faction or organization, but of the three presented, I'd rather be a Knight of Favonius.
There's no way in hell that I'm gonna be anything even remotely related to the Fatui, not after everything they've done (no I still haven't gotten over Teppei T^T).
If I'm gonna be a villain, I'm doing it on my own terms dammit.
Being an Adeptus feels like too much responsibility on a whole 'nother level, and I'm not up for that kind of power.
That or you lounge around not doing much of anything.
Were I to be a Knight, I'd probably be more relaxed about it (kinda like Kaeya), but tunnel-vision focus on the given task when I'm needed.
Upholding the law, but to a point.
Aaaand that's it :>
_I am so sorry for making you read all that._
Congrats on making it this far, have a bikkie as a consolation prize 🍪
-Ayo fellow ace-
The stepped on one- I very much agree.
Though I’d pick Scaramouche because they never said I couldn’t break his ankles while he does it. While I hate him with a passion(I, too, have not gotten over Teppei), if I could do that it would be worth it.
@@starlightmoone Oooo that's a very good point
We could just go 'round breaking all them ankles :>
(Also ayyyy fellow ace :D)
@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
That sounds like an excellent plan! Ankle privileges have been REVOKED
(Hi!!)
I can't believe there's even a debate for the vision irl vs visionless in teyvat question. SUPERPOWERS IRL ARE INCREDIBLY PROFITABLE!!!!!!!!! Geo visions can be used in construction/terraforming/land development, you'll be much faster and affordable than the actual service. Hydro visions create water out of THIN AIR, you can become a one-man firefighter or provide water for entire communities! Dendro would be so ridiculously broken in agriculture cuz your crops will be ready in seconds. Pyro visions in industry, cryo in research, anemo in aviation. There's so much possibility for profit and all people can think of is SELF-DEFENSE?????
Tbh if I'm tossed into teyvat without a vision I'm dying on the first day to a large slime
Also what many people seem to forget about these questions is the tec level. Like forget about monsters, your gonna die from disease way before then. Cause no medicine, no proper sewage, no cleaning stuff at all. And thats just the cleanliness factor.
Going to play along!
1. KAEYA! WITHOUT QUESTION! Kaeya can chastise me anytime he wants because 1. I simp, 2. His voice is gentle-sounding and flirty so no matter what he’d be saying to chastise me, I’d enjoy listening to it, and 3. Degradation kink go brrrrrr!
2. Eula. I would rather chop my hand off than do anything to hurt Xiao. I mean, odds are, I don’t think I could possibly hurt him, but I don’t want to even make an attempt. I love him too much. Eula, on the other hand, I give 0 shits about, so yeah, I’d fist-fight her. Would probably lose, but I’d go down swinging.
3. Albert. I didn’t even know abut him until this video, but just hearing that he’s a stalker is making my blood boil, so Imma tear him limb from limb, no question!
4. Zhongli!!! I love the sound of his beautiful deep soothing voice so much, he could talk about anything and I’d love it! Hell, in those 3 hours, it’d probably soothe me right to sleep and thus enable me to have a decent nap for once in my life!
5. Mondstadt, for several reasons. 1. I’m barely in the Genshin fandom, so the only location I really know and care about is Mondstadt (although Liyue is very pretty from what I’ve seen, I’ll give it that). 2. I actually spent my very early childhood living in Germany. I don’t remember it because we left when I was, like, 3, but my parents and older brother do remember it and it was apparently super-nice there. And Mondstadt is inspired by Germany, so living there, I feel like I could, like, reconnect with that part of my childhood, so I really like that prospect. And 3. Kaeya is in Mondtstadt. What more motivation do I really need?
6. Scaramouch, because he’s a pretty boy with a surprisingly attractive voice, so I’d enjoy that more. Plus, he doesn’t wear heels that could stab me, like Signora, soagain: would enjoy Scara stepping on me more. Als I’d likely survive.
7. ADEPTI ZHONGLI, ADEPTI ZHONGLI, ADEPTI ZHONGLI, NO QUESTION!!! I’m not really a monsterfucker, so while I acknowledge that Foul Legacy Childe is not hard on the eyes, I’d not “go for” him. I mean, as someone who’s aroace, I wouldn’t “go for” Zhongli either, adepti or not, but I’d definitely love to cuddle up to his chest and run my fingers through his hair and let him hold me in those beautiful arms. Maybe have a little smooching too, but that’s the most I’d want.
8. I’d rather live in Teyvat without a vision, since if I was in the real world with a vision, yes it’d be cool to have vision powers, but I’d be paranoid AF about the world’s governments and military going after me and wanting to use me as a weapon if I was ever discovered. Plus, Teyvat’s real pretty and I’d have fun basically being an NPC there.
9. DILUC FOR SURE!!! I NEED to see what he’s like when he’s drunk! The mystery of what Diluc is like when drunk must be resolved!
10. Hnnngggg…I guess I’d tell Xiangling she’s bad at cooking, because Thoma is very cute and I don’t want to upset him.
11. Knight of Favonius, because 1. Kaeya. 2. I’d get to live in Mondstadt. 3. Kaeya. 4. I’d be helping people and that’s great! 5. Kaeya. 6. Did I mention Kaeya?
Monster fucker? LMAO
This is the collab I was waiting for ✨😊🤩😆
Fun fact: when I first saw Signora I said “please step on me”
I'm glad y'all acknowledged Scaramouche's voice, oh mygOD
When Signora insults me, they'd actually sound like insults because she's so haughty and high class, but Scaramouche insults me, it sounds so husky and flirty---
God I hate to admit that but he does. I get so flustered with his voice.
FACTSSS
i started playing Genshin because it was new and shiny when it first came up but i didn’t understand it and put it down for months but because of you’re videos I have been sucked in and I play nearly every day it’s hours of fun and im glad I have it a chance
I feel if Diluc got drunk, no one would even notice it. Like he would hide it so well, and then get hiccup making u notice and immediately fall asleep.
And I can see Childe going around asking Zhongli or traveler or who ever to fight him. xD
I would be a harbinger but specifically like childe who still kinda gets along with the good guys somehow
1: Kaeya, he already calls us a slacker on a regular basis
2: eula, because xiao is pretty much immortal and also i don’t want to fight xiao
3: Both? If I had to choose I would go with Albert
4: Zhongli, because his voice is nice
5: liyue, because of the food, and also i just like the vibe
6: Scaramouche, because signora wears heels and that would hurt… Also i’m a scaramouche simp
7: Foul legacy childe
8: Real world if I get to choose the element, because some of the elements could be used for functional stuff. Like, with anemo I could float things toward me without having to get up
9: Childe, because he would probably just end up flirting with everyone he comes across
10: Tell xiangling she’s bad at cooking because shes probably used to it. Also, I can’t bear to say anything mean to thoma
11: Fatui Harbinger, because the adeptus are all suffering, and the knights of favonius are kinda boring
OMG COLEY AND KOOLMAXX KNOWS EACHOTHER THIS FEELS LIKE A CROSSOVER EPISodE
I have sisters. I can listen to Paimon for 45 minutes.
I need to find all memes with Xingqiu in them
I love them all because he is in it
and then I can send my friends "do you see this shit my liege"
Adeptus zhongli all the way
I love how outfit
His voice
DRAGON
Just everything
I just want more Genshin content 😍
I feel like there’s a good chance if you told Xiangling she’s bad at cooking she’d do something to make you change your mind, like make some really good food
My two favorite youtubers in one video??? This is so cool what
Playing along!
1. Chastised by Kaeya. I feel like he would be more tolerable. Diluc would be extremely serious and he would make me cry, probably
2. Eula. I fear Xiao could accidentally kill me, while I think Eula would be able to not completely destroy me. Well, either way I'll get beaten up
3. Albert. I hate him with my whole heart. He is just soooo creepy. Pallad is more on the annoying side, but I honestly neither like or dislike him. He's pretty neutral to me
4. Paimon. First of all, less time. Second, I don't mind Paimon's voice or her rambling. On the other hand, I don't really like Zhongli (don't kill me)
5. Mondstadt, without a doubt. I love Mondstadt, it gives off a very relaxed and carefree vibe and I'm 100% here for that
6. Both??? I love both and I would be fine getting stepped on by any of them, buuuut, if I really have to choose...Scaramouche. I have a thing for short guys and his voice is just too sexy
7. Foul Legacy Childe. Again, I really don't like Zhongli
8. Living in Teyvat without a vision, no doubts. I can still be an adventurer even without one, and I'll get to meet a lot of nice characters
9. Diluc, for the same reason many other have said. I'm curious to know how he would be when drunk
10. I don't particularly love either of them, but I feel like I would have less troubles telling Xiangling she's bad at cooking. Reason: I have a lot of troubles with food smell, consistency, etc. and it's highly probable that she would cook me something I don't like and then I'd have no problems telling her I dislike what she cooks/that she's bad at cooking
11. Fatui Harbinger is my first choice. Knight of Favonius the second one. Definitely I wouldn't want to be an Adeptus. Sounds boring. Fatui Harbinger, on the other hand, sounds very interesting. Knight of Favonius seems to be a lot of paperwork and...yeah, I can do it, but not my first choice.
Soooo, that's all. Not that I think someone will read all of this, but anyway, thanks for reading! ^^
i love the fangirling over the guys it makes me so happy bc im exactly the same
"Scolded by Kaeya or Diluc?"
I mean if I had to choose I say Kaeya. He do it in a flirty way and i be able to handle. Diluc yeah i know he would just worry about us and cares for us which is sweet! but he can get a bit too mean so yeah Kaeya.
"Fistfight Eula or Xiao?"
Eula. My baby boy Xiao went through SO much and he needs a break. Eula don't know maybe she'll even show me how to dance fight which is badass tbh.
"Throw hands with Pallad or Albert?"
UGHHH! Screw it. BOTH! Albert is such a creep and annoying and of what he did to Barbara during the Windblume Festival I WANTED TO END HIM! Pallad...It was already getting annoying of the MANY times I had to save his ass but I stopped saving him after he PUSHED AWAY SUCROSE AND MADE THE SITUATION EVEN WORSE! So yeah BOTH!
"Listen to Zhongli talking about Osmanthus Wine for 3 hours or listen to Paimon for 45 mins?"
ZHONGLI! I am a MAJOR simp for Zhongli and his voice in the English oh my god he can say anything and he'll make it sound dreamy and so soothing I would fall asleep to his voice so yeah Zhongli all the way!
"Would u rather live in Mondstat Liyue or Inazuma?"
Mondstat! Liyue is beautiful and has amazing sites Inazuma made my curiosity meter go to 100 cause I just wanted to discover every little nook and cranny but Mondstat just makes me feel home and cozy and nostalgic. Also Liyue kinda left me a bad taste in my mouth since they were saying "Oh our God is always with us unlike your God in Mondstat" Sure buddy.
"Would u rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora?"
Now I'm not into this whole step on me thing but...SCARAMOUCHE ALL THE WAY! He's honestly my favourite harbinger and one of my top fave characters his design is amazing his voice makes me feel things his background is intriguing yet tragic aahh I love everything about him! Signora never really like her to begin with imo. She's gorgeous and her background is tragic but nah i founded her pretty annoying and pointless and when she kicked Venti...yeah that cemented my hate for her right then and there.
"Foul Legacy Childe or Adepti Zhongli?"
ADEPTI ZHONGLI!!! My simp levels skyrocketed when i saw him! His white coat his hood his poofy pants and glowing arms AAAHHH IT MADE FELT CERTAIN I NEVER THOIGHT I WOULD FEEL!
"Have a Vision in the Real world or No Vision in Teyvat?"
No Vision. Cause I wouldn't really have a reason to use my Vision and it would seem useless. And yeah i won't have a vision in Teyvat but hey I get to meet all the characters also they didn't said i couldn't be a special case like Lumine or Aether who don't need a vision to use their powers sooo>;3
"Drunk Childe or Drunk Diluc?"
Same with Koo Diluc. I mean we rarely see the man drink and seeing him drunk would be AMAZING. Will he be flirty, moody, angry, happy, We don't know and I want to see it!
"Tell Thoma he's bad cleaning or Xianling she's bad at cooking?"
Xianling. My girl can take criticism like a champ! So she can handle some critics! Thoma tho...he's already a precious angel and all the crap he went through and telling him that I would die on the inside.
"Be a Knight of Favonius Adeptus or a Harbinger?"
Knight of Favonius. Idk why but their just my comfort group and being with them it be nice. Also it has my top waifu Jean and my top husband Kaeya and everyone in the group is just alot of fun so yeah I be their Honorary Knight!
That one pic with the abyss mage shrieking killed me and I can’t figure out why
Your videos are like positivity bombs when I watch them the whole way through and not a few minutes at a time. I’m going to watch this through to the end in one sitting. Anyways. Thanks for giving us content even though it’s always Mariah Carey Day. Anyway. Thanks in general.
Y’all both uploaded at the same time lol
This video is so funny, I love the way it's edited and the unique opinions on the questions. I'm laughing my ass off, I'm literally crying tears.
1. kaeya cause he'd flirt with me while he's at it
2. eula EASILY, xiao would one-shot me
3. albert
4. easy answer is paimon, her voice has grown on me (also 3 hours is SO LONG)
5. mondstadt, i'm a venti loyalist
6. what can i say, i'm a scaramouche simp
7. adepti zhongli, dear lord
8. real world with a vision, teyvat has whopperflowers
9. diluc our beloved
10. xiangling, thoma get behind me
11. adeptus
The start of the video is ligit foreshadowing the balladeers power 💀
I litterally got a Genshin add while watching this watching this
0:43 i've never related more to something in my life
1) Kaeya
2) Eula
3) Albert
4) Paimon
5) Liyue but Mondstat is a close second (I’m not old enough to drink)
6) Signora
7) Zhongli
8) Teyvat
9) Diluc
10) Xiangling (she’ll prove she’s good at cooking by making me a meal)
11) Knight of Favonius or Adeptus
I would love to be a Knight of Favonius. My boring ass likes to just sit around all day and just sit there and listen to others chit chat. It would suck during the probation period, because I exited the probation period at my job just recently, and I almost got fired during the probation period, because I needed something to do to impress my boss to keep me and panicked over it, so I got transferred somewhere where there was always something to do. (good thing I mentioned during the job interview that I always need something to do lol) , but after probation period, being a Knight of Favonius would be just chill.
Honestly I'd tell Xiangli (or however you spell it stans please spare me) that she is bad at cooking because 1) i agree with the reasoning in the video and 2) she would then try to improve her cooking even more
Othmanthis wine tastes the same as I remember… but, we’re are those who share the memory?
Every journey has its final end. Don't rush
4:55 ... i swear when i tell you.. while he was saying that after i met him, i was just screeching in my head "NO. I'M GETTING WORKED UP- OVER. YOU."
IKR SIGNORA IS JUST-
*chefs kiss*
SHE SO HOTT
why are aLL THE CHARACTERS SO HOT THO 😫
I need an update on marvel fandom CAUSE I'M FREAKING OUT MAN
here’s my daily reminder that I would really like to see an entering the vocaloid/vocal synth fandom video
The way the this video is compiled amazes me
every time I get jumpscared by venti’s face in a video I bust out laughing and I have no idea why-
xiao has a couple centuries of quiet kid energy built up. nobody tussle with him
Your videos are always so entertaining
Genshin content when I just got back into Genshin. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Editing was top notch this video o.o
1:17 I love Xiao especially from the latest archon quest but Eula is my main I love her sm she’s so wholesome and misunderstood I CANT CHOOSE
if I had a vision in the real world I'd probably scream "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE" and immediately use it in public.
Healer in the real world... Make dat money!
I was the exact same, i didnt understand why people were so excited about Scara, but when i met him in game..DANG
playing along:
1. Would you rather get chastised by Kaeya or lectured by Diluc?
I think I would be fine being lectured, but I probably wouldn't pay attention and Diluc would just lecture me on the importance of listening and ramble on even longer...He's my main and is like a teddy bear to me, but I'm just gonna go with the shorter option. If Kaeya chastises me I could just follow it up with a "Shut up, Kaeya" then go on with my day without wasting a whole hour of my life.
2. Would you rather get into a fistfight with Xiao or Eula?
I feel like either way it would end with me being knocked out within the first few seconds, so I'm going with Xiao.
3. Would you rather throw hands with Barbara's stalker Albert or Reckless Pallad?
I don't care much about Pallad, he's not that annoying to me. I would definitely dig Albert's grave though.
4. Would you rather listen to Zhongli talk about Osmanthus Wine and the good old days for 3 hours or listen to Paimon rambling for 45 minutes?
I feel like English Paimon's voice has progressively gotten higher and I don't know if I could handle that. Maybe Zhongli would be slightly less of a headache.
5. Would you rather live in Mondstat, Liyue, or Inazuma?
Liyue, it's really scenic there.
6. Would you rather get stepped on by Scaramouche or Signora?
I don't want to be stepped on by anyone. At least with Scaramouche, he's not wearing high heels, I guess?
7. Would you rather go for Foul Legacy Childe or Adeptus Zhongli?
Nah, homie.
8. Would you rather live in the real world with a vision or in Teyvat without one?
A cryo, hydro, or anemo vision would be real helpful in cooling off. Maybe a dendro vision could be helpful in growing food? All visions would have their uses and Tevayt seems too dangerous to me. You would start off all alone and I'm not sure if I could adapt and make friends there. I'm pretty worried I would get attacked by monsters or some treasure hoarder.
9. Would you rather see Diluc drunk or Childe drunk?
I think Diluc would just pass out but I'm fine with that, considering I don't particularly care for Childe.
10. Would you rather tell Thoma that he's bad at cleaning or tell Xiangling that she's bad at cooking?
I would tell Thoma that he's bad at cleaning but try to deliver it at the right time and way so it comes off as a joke. Like if he misses a spot I would say, "Oh my gosh Thoma, you missed one singular inch, the Kamisato clan will banish you to the shadow realm for your horrible cleaning!”
I don't know how I could make a joke about Xiangling's cooking.
11. Would you rather be a fatui harbinger, an adeptus, or a knight of favonius?
I would rather be an adeptus. You can have some neat powers like harbingers, but it won't come at the cost of your life force. I also feel like there would be a lot of paperwork and other trying official stuff if you were a knight of favonius and I hate paperwork so that's a no for them. Since the people of Liyue aren't as reliant on the adeptus as they were before, I think I could sneak in some vacation days and leave Liyue for a bit every so often. It would also be interesting to see Tevayt grow throughout the centuries!
I got spoiled by this video- I DIDNT KNOW ZHONG LI WAS THE STATUE
I am now very well informed on Genshin and I cannot believe I spelled Zhongli with a space 😭
Hey! Could you do "entering the banana fish fandom be like" i think that would be intresting!
i love knowing nothing abt Genshin Impact but watching this entire video anyway
OH MAH GOSH COLEY AND KOOMAXX!!!🦈
1: I think Diluc would be more matter-of-fact about the whole thing, so if I actually did something wrong I'd rather just hear it from him.
2: Eula, because Xiao's so reluctant to interact with humans that I'm worried he might somehow kill me.
3: Albert, no question. Barbara would obviously never do anything about him, she won't even let herself be sad for more than 30 seconds, and Albert totally deserves it. Pulled is just pathetic.
4: I'm so tired of hearing about Osmanthus Wine. I'll go with Paimon, she probably at least has something new to say.
5: Mondstadt is so homey and welcoming. Until recently, I'd have chosen it without a second thought, but I just love all the connections between Liyue's characters. I'd probably pick Liyue and visit Mondstadt from time to time.
6: Both of them tried to kill me, and I just don't think I can get past that to answer the question. Skip.
7: ...
8: Teyvat, I guess. I feel like having a vision in the real world would get me into some trouble, and people would want to learn how it worked and stuff. I don't want that type of attention.
9: Diluc, for the same reasons as you guys.
10: I couldn't hurt either of them. I'm gonna skip this question.
11: I couldn't work for the Fatui. Being an adeptus would be awesome, but after the fall of Rex Lapis I'd have a bunch of responsibilities I don't want. I feel like the Knights would be my best bet if I want a job I actually enjoy.
For the last question, I would be an Adeptus/Fatui
that zhongli wink got me and the achievement