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21:51 If the dagger is 23 years old, but this video was posted February 29th, 2024, then the dagger's birth was on February 28th, 2001 or earlier, which would be before 9/11. Of course, this is clearly a reference to Lab Rats: Elite Force, where Bree had the wrong age.
Thank God RUclips added the context tab so I can know 9/11 did actually happen, and wasn't just made up for a Disney channel original movie. Edit: I choose to believe RUclips took the context tab on this off video just to mess with my joke 😂
Tbf, if you're from the Midwest, it's more likely than you think. We're pretty sure my great great mammaw killed my great great pappaw by burning their house down. Nothing was proven but we're pretty sure.
Sorry, but as a child whose dad was in the Army during Desert Storm/Shield and forced my family to constantly move, if my dad was leaving and coming home I would be happy. I wouldn't tell him to go back in and fight for 'Murica! That moment of her telling him to go back was such BS propaganda.
@@BelBelle468 The USS Maine was from the spanish-american war. There was a ship that was sank that contributed to the US joining WWI though, it was the RMS Lusitania which was a ship used mostly to ship small munitions from the US to the UK. It was carrying american passengers at the time it was sank though so there was pretty heavy outrage.
@@Rickyrab I mean if it's a bedroom i could kind of see it being normal but if it's something like a living room maybe try changing the couch or something, i wouldn't trust that couch afterwards.
The shot of your dad talking about his military service while you're sitting nonchalantly with an eagle costume is one of the most funny things i've ever seen
If Keyan thinks this is a wild departure from Disney's usual tone, I need to see a video from him about The Colour of Friendship. A DCOM movie about a white girl from apartheid South Africa going to live with a black family in America for a student exchange program which includes slurs and discussions of the racism at play. Would definitely love to hear his thoughts on that one
i think it's a good movie, it's definitely way more serious than most other dcoms but at least it isn't 9/11 millitary propaganda lol and the message is pretty good and well portrayed
So I’m actually a Navy vet and there’s just….so much going on: -Tiger Cruises are a thing but the civilians absolutely would not have free access do the things these kids were getting into. Admittedly, my career consisted of one destroyer (one that is now a history lesson on week 5 firefighting, I might add) and one amphibious ship (Christened in honor of Flight 93, coincidentally) but the carrier doing full flight ops with civilians onboard seems pretty unlikely -We didn’t even get live TV piped to us underway in 2010, there’s no way in heck they had that in 2001 -Absolutely no one takes the piss out of supply department, and especially not the cooks. Good cooks make for good morale and even better deployments, especially for Marines who do fuck all else while at sea with us :p And frankly, hardly anyone who goes to work for government after service gets into anything close to their job in the military. Most important things is an honorable discharge and a secret clearance. -Probably don’t need to tell anyone this but a CO doesn’t just quit that day he wants to get out. Commissioned officer have a formal resignation process to leave at the end of a tour or assignment (as opposed to contracted enlistment) but it’s not as easy as doing a Doug Walker stunt to quit haha Probably add more after I finish this vid but wow, the propaganda is off the charts EDIT: LOL IM BACK 24:47 yeah, I don’t know if any ships were doing tiger cruises that day, but I can assure you from every person who I served with who was in the Navy that there were no ships pierside anywhere in the world within three hours of the 2nd plane hitting the WTC. I’ve had more than enough experience with emergency underways what with being forward deployed in Japan (layman’s term: basically on call to play World Police versus a set 6 to 10 month deployment like ships in San Diego or Virginia got) but one guy told me his was one of the last to leave Virginia and the crew on shore was cutting the mooring lines to get boats out faster. Another guy I knew was in Australia and everyone got calls at midnight from their hotels to hustle back to the ship. They managed to get out within two hours. The communication blackout seems correct though.
Soo....fun fact I was a little kid when 9/11 happened. And it was within a couple days of my birthday And my parents didnt tell me about it because you dont want to ruin the little preschoolers birthday, right? And so i didnt know about it for a couple years.... Until i watched This Movie
I was on the west coast when it happened and i didnt watch the news as a middle schooler, it was boring. The teachers showed video and pictures of the incident, me not knowing what was going on asked "What movie is this?" Only to be harassed, yelled at, and cussed at by my classmates about it, so i didn't care, i thought that my school just became obssessed with this weird ass movie all of a sudden. So needless to say, i didnt realize what actually happened until two years later in 9th grade when i moved, and my school mates asked me how my family felt about 9/11 when i told them i was born in New York.
I hope to god an archive of the film's original airing is posted online. The world needs to know what it was like watching this and That's So Raven back to back.
Most people hated the Twin Towers upon their opening in the 1970s, they remained vacant through the Fiscal Crisis. But as time went on and they filled with office tenants in the later 1980s and 1990s. By 2001 the towers began to gain a sort of presence in the skyline, being that you could see them from just about everywhere in Manhattan or anywhere in a 50 mile radius for that matter. The North and South tower stood in a way which allowed people to use them as a kind of gigantic compass in relation to their location wherever they were in the city. People appreciated them for their size, their uniform shapes, two indestructible towers (or so they thought). They sat at the tip of Manhattan, as beacons of American business, ingenuity, and engineering prowess. The entire World Trade Center complex as a whole was an engineering marvel, a product of its time. If it stood today they would’ve joined even the likes of the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building as icons in the New York skyline.
It’s also important to remember that that line is from a 10 year old kid who wasn’t alive in the 70s when the Towers were built. To him, the Towers are something that had just always been there, which is a different perspective compared to the people who actually remember the time before they were built.
@@livyykitty at first, they weren’t. It wasn’t until the late 1980s and early 1990s that they took on that iconic status to people that lived in NYC. No other city in the world had ever had anything quite like the original WTC’s Twin Towers. Or such a massive, sprawling yet integrated complex.
They were built when I was very little and I can't remember a time when they weren't there. And they were impractical and ugly as sin, but in my mind nyc still has twin towers. I don't recognize the new skyline. Also, your wife is going to f another guy while youre deployed is the most realistic depiction of military service out there.
also I have no memory of "sound echoing off of them." it was windy at the base and cold because they cast a large shadow. Any NY or NJ resident though would tell you you could orient yourself from them. they were basically a giant compass before we had smart phones. you could always look and see them and know where downtown Manhattan was. and we had No idea what was going on.
Requisite 9/11 anecdote. I was 14 years old. Second week of high school. I learned about it while I was browsing a forum for EverQuest and people suddenly started posting about planes hitting the WTC. Then when I went to class, we spent the period watching the coverage live. Being that age when it happened offered a unique perspective of powerlessness. We weren't elementary school kids who couldn't fully grasp what was happening. We were teenagers. We knew this was some BIG shit. The school even immediately offered counseling to anyone who asked for it. And there was nothing we could do. We were too far away to go and help, we had no money to donate...and in the years to come we were also unable to make our voices heard. When Bush ran for re-election after sinking our entire country into two quagmire wars we only RECENTLY pulled out from (with disastrous results) we were too young to vote. So yeah...the class of '05 (and by extension 06-08) was basically just along for the ride for the next several years. If you've ever wondered why people of that age are so jaded and seeing doom around every corner.....that's why.
This video is pure art, the movie, your costume, your Father's uncanny resemblance to the Marine in the movie, everything is perfect. I think this may be your magnum opus Keyan. Genuinely hilarious.
When Disneys original films had nothing but daggers for your feelings, I don't remember watching this one but it did remind me of "The Color of Friendship" (2000) and bro that was a trip for a Disney kids movie?? I remember that one being blasted at least once a week for a year after it aired
@@johnnyknadler1157 Are you implying that the rest of the world learned about this event through the book "I Survived the Attacks of September 11, 2001" by Lauren Tarshis, and not through the sheer amount of international media that covered it as it unfolded?
One funny thing about Transformers is apparently the military was against the Decepticons having US military alt modes because they were the villains. They were convinced to allow it when they were told it was a compliment because the Decepticons want the most effective alt modes and they chose US military vehicles.
@@esulises3669 The US military has a standing policy of not cooperating (i.e. no on-location shots or military equipment rentals) on anything that's negative toward the US military. The DoD has the DoD Entertainment Media Unit which will vet the script and suggest alterations. They even purchased the film rights to Animal Farm to change the ending so that the animals overthrew the pigs. Which, you know, completely ruined the point of the book.
21:25 as a dude who is from middle east, I was born 2007 after the 9/11 and I never hear the September 11 incident until when I was 9 years ago I watch the top 5 most disturbing 911 call. The last 911 call was from a man and his family on the world trade center but sadly the towers got collapse and nobody survive and that video was remove by RUclips.
The boy obsessed with ice cream is played by Hayden Panettiere’s real life brother, Jansen. He sadly passed away in 2023 from heart complications when he was only 28 years old. Rest in Peace.
I'm six minutes and i'm losing my god damn mind. why is there such weird green screening, why is there so much whiplash why did they make this only for it to immediately disappear, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GRANDPA PROBABLY KILLED YOUR GRANDMA???
9:00 TThe "No hats in the lunchroom" rule is a food fight prevention measure, so that when someone starts a food fight, the security cameras will know who it is (:
I turned 11 two days before 9/11. I was in a K-12 grade school and my class was the youngest one they told about it when it happened because they were worried the younger kids would freak out. I remember my teacher being taken out of the class for a few minutes and coming back to tell us what happened. I found out later that she was given the choice whether or not to tell us and I have so much respect for her for deciding to tell us. A bunch of parents came to pick up their kids throughout the day. Mine came at lunch time. I think that's when a lot of us millennials realized that nothing was ever going to be the same again.
I was 9 when 9/11 happened, old enough to process, but not really fully understand what was going on, and I will say that there is merit to a children's media outlet creating material that can help children process such a traumatic event. That being said, the DoD very clearly warped this into a weird, exploitative recruitment vehicle for children, and it's unsettling. It's like watching one of those satire clips from Starship Troopers. EDIT: It's worth mentioning that there's an episode of Arthur that was made in response to 9/11 called 'April 9th' that handles the topic WAY better. It's worth looking into because it's an example of a children's show that handles a difficult topic in a way children can understand without pandering to them.
I was 6 and I thought this looked goddamn lame - but yeah, a lot of media around that time was really Starship Troopers-esque and now it’s gotten worse.
I was the same age. I had no idea what the world trade center was prior to the event but I remember how serious the adults were and all the patriotism that followed, including unironically petitioning to change our national anthem to "Proud to be an American."
@@KSan357 it is. It conveys that message the same way Verhoeven's other films convey their messages: By taking the antithesis to its logical extreme and blowing it up to absurdity. In the case of _Starship Troopers,_ Verhoeven did this by presenting the whole film as a Watsonian government propaganda piece styled like a '90s version of a Leni Riefenstahl picture. It's like what Stephen Colbert used to do before he sold out to the corporate propaganda networks he used to make fun of.
11:40 actual story: the DOD asked Michael Bay's team why all the Decepticons were US military vehicles. Their answer was "because they're the best and most intimidating ones." The film got its funding.
My great-uncle Larry was in Pearl Harbor, one of only three engineers to get out of the Tennessee--which was the ship NEXT DOOR to the Arizona! He was shot through the arm by the Zeros and burned on the crown of his head when he came up underneath the oil slick fires. And yet going through THAT didn’t merit him a spot in Arlington National Cemetery?!?!? The only reason I can come up with is because he wanted to be laid to rest with his family. You know, he’s the reason my mom married my dad, and he’s also the reason I personally want to go on at least one Tiger Cruise myself--just ONE, to honor his memory and sacrifice. He died from asbestos cancer the exact same moment I graduated high school. I vividly remember feeling completely miserable on what was supposed to be one of the happiest and most exciting moments of my life, but having no idea why--until after we got home. The phone rang, Mom answered it, when she hung up, she turned toward me clearly devastated, and barely able to choke out, “Oh, Kathryn!!!” That’s when I knew.
do you think the writers realized the unspoken message of this movie is "the most powerful military on the planet was unable to prevent 9/11, useless in helping out during the attack, and incapable of fixing the damage to america in the years since"
Oh they could have prevented it. But then they couldn't _make use of it for the next twenty years._ It's what they call "giving up a tactical objective to win a strategic goal".
I mean they might have but I feel like it's at least partially on accident. We all know that when it comes to Disney and the US military, you really really REALLY have to hide the veggies in the mash potatoes, so to speak.
This is the first video I've seen on your channel. Definitely will subscribe. Also, big ups to your dad. Seems like a solid dude and a supportive parent. Make sure to give him a hug.
19:26 To be fair to the movie, the kids undoubtedly knew the World Trade Center and had associated them with the NYC skyline their entire life. They didn’t have the cynicism that people during the 70s had toward the Twins when they were initially built since they were such a radical departure from anything else in NYC and let alone the world. Even by the mid 80s and 90s, the Towers were widely embraced by New Yorkers as being just as iconic as the Empire State and Chrysler Building. Considering how often the Twin Towers were used in movies, TV, video games and commercials. Many New Yorkers post-9/11 even wanted them rebuilt.
Yes. I hear that from a lot of native New Yorkers. They never had a disdain for the towers and it was part of that iconic skyline. I can see when it was first built, everyone just thinks it's ruining the view, but times change. Even Europeans that have never been to America loved the towers because it was a symbolism of New York and the US that was always seen in movies and tv shows.
When I was in elementary school in 2009, I distinctly remember that on days where we had 11 on the calendar, people would draw a smiley face under it because it looked like eyes. And I was like, into it, and I had told myself that I was gonna do it first one day (a lot of kids beat me cuz I wasnt super fast). So on September 11, no one had done it yet, and I was like "om yes this is my chance" so I drew a smiley face under the 11. Cue, a few minutes later, 5 of my classmates asking me if I hate America. I was so confused. And one of the nicer ones actually bothered to explain to me what the deal was. I had forgotten about 9/11, drew a smiley face on a board, and got a bunch of people mad at me asking me intense questions. We were in elementary school. It was fucking insane. And I erased the smiley, and then everything went back to normal like nothing every happened. Holy shit.
I was probs as old as you at the time, I didn't even click it in my brain it happened (cos I was a toddler in 2001) but I remember people looked at me like a freak for posting on 9/11 joke in 2015, and I was like, "bruh, yeah it was sad...but we aren't gonna talk about what our military did after"?
Jennette is definitely more long term relevant, with the recent success of her memoir and all that, but in terms of peak popularity Hayden was probably a bigger star right? Heroes was crazy huge for a minute there before everyone realized they hated it.
I was in eighth grade when it happened and Disney channeled suspended regular programming for like a week. EVERY channel including Nickelodeon and Disney showed news of 9/11. I remember being so upset as a kid
I don’t think that’s true. Disney Channel premiered their original movie “The Poof Point” literally 3 days after 9/11. Everything seems to indicate that Disney Channel kept its main programming on to act as an alternative.
This is legit one of the best comedically-timed Classic-Jontron style commentary videos ive seen in years, whic ironically sucks because 911 is supposed to be like sad and sht
I just stumbled upon your channel bc I watch other YT movie reviewers/deep dives like yourself. I totally dig your dry humor and the delivery is super on point. You’ve got my sub, looking forward to checking out more of your work!
Your point about not celebrating 9/11 anymore is kind of true, at least with my experiences. I had a virtual high-school history class on September 11, 2020, and afterwards it hit me that we didn't mention 9/11 at all. Every history class I've had before always had a moment for that day, but not here. Even when we came back in person, my Civics class didn't mention it either. Both times, it wasn't that we didn't want to talk about it. We just forgot. I remember looking it up after my 2020 class and learning about Tania Head, who faked being a survivor
In my US history class this year we only brought it up on 9/11 and we learned about the boy with the red bandana or whatever he was called. Really sad story. My history teacher also told us about what he was doing during 9/11
I was in 2nd grade and home sick that day so saw it on TV. I think that's why the slogan is "never forget" but it should really be "never forget and never stop questioning why/which org actually did it".
I was on the west coast when it happened and i didnt watch the news as a middle schooler, it was boring. The teachers showed video and pictures of the incident, me not knowing what was going on asked "What movie is this?" Only to be harassed, yelled at, and cussed at by my classmates about it, so i didn't care, i thought that my school just became obssessed with this weird ass movie all of a sudden. So needless to say, i didnt realize what actually happened until two years later in 9th grade when i moved, and my school mates asked me how my family felt about 9/11 when i told them i was born in New York.
“The prequels raped my childhood” walked so “The sequels are Star Wars 9/11” could run (I shit you not, people actually used to say this with a straight face)
I never forget Tiger Cruise. I think about that movie on the regular. I DON"T KNOW WHY! but thankful for covering it so other people can know it exist.
I can't get over his dad talking seriously about being in the service and him sitting there as a bald eagle with a flag cape. The "and that's why we grew up poor" was so disrespectful, I'm cracking up.
I miss scenes with inspirational music over the most mundane things ever, Disney used to do it all the time, but like hearing a whole orchestra as you walk into any building makes it feel so much more important
Felt kind of embarrassed when I started crying during the beginning of the 9/11 attacks portion and then it cut to Keyan and his dad where his dad was also sitting there with red watery eyes looking like he was trying not to cry as he was reliving when he first witnessed this. We need to see more healthy ex military men like him comfortable with expressing emotions other than anger, especially on topics like this.
Protagonist (normal), white, girl weirdo, white, boy try hard, white, girl rebel/punk, person of color, boy that's it, we covered all the archetypes, no stone left unturned
12:47 The first Avengers movie was also rejected by the US military. The movie was going to be portrayed as making the decision to nuke NYC, prompting Nick Fury and Iron Man to take them down. The military saw that and was like "hell no!" and refused to have anything to do with the Avengers. It wasn't until later that they were fine with movies like Captain Marvel.
In regards to the world war thing, they didnt call WW1 "the first world war" when it happened before there was a second. It was "the great war" or "the war to end all wars" due to the fact that it was the first time a war had raged across the entire planet. But then the second world war occurred it was similar to the first in the fact that combat was taking place across the globe and to a larger scale than the first. So "the great war" didnt have the same meaning anymore and they shifted to calling them the first and second world wars. If another terrorist attack occurred on September 11th i would think that we would also change what we call the original event to reflect that. I know it was just kind of a throwaway line but it just sparked my thinking so I wanted to address it.
The first use of the phrase "first world war" to describe the conflict that boiled over in July 1914 actually comes from a German magazine published not even three months after the official outbreak. The scientists and historians who published the article in question were saying that the nature of Europe's overseas colonial economies would inevitably give rise to a new age of global conflict, and the only way to achieve lasting peace would be to fundamentally rewrite very basic aspects of human culture all over the world. Unfortunately, their predictions were more prescient than even they could have realised.
The First World War gained its current name posthumously, like all those wars that got named for their (alleged) length. I wonder what they called the Hundred Years' War when they were fighting it. "The war"? "The French atrocities"? Something else?
We've started using the date format for other events in recent years. January 6th (2021), and now October 7th (2023). For some reason though, way more people say "9/11" than September 11th but I rarely hear "1/6" or "10/7" used instead of the full dates.
First time I’ve ever seen this channel and I’m obsessed. I don’t remember the last time i’ve been able to sit down and watch a youtube video this long. Had me laughing from start to finish. The battle scene had me in tears
I have never heard of this movie and this is the first time I've seen your channel, but this was really entertaining. Especially with that skit at the end. lol
20:30 damn, your history class got past the 70s? mine stopped at the cold war and acted like the world has been exactly as it has always been since 1970, not even mentioning the collapse of the soviet union.
I like how American schools just repeatedly do American history over and over again every year, and then do the entirety of world history in one. Cus relearning the same thing with increasing detail is more important than doing it comprehensively the first time, and learning about things outside the country.
@@BelBelle468 my history classes at least did some world history, most of it was pre-1700 though, once the USA exists, then the rest of the world doesn't matter anymore, and they gotta make sure to repeat the first 200ish years of US history as many times as possible
@@Minty1337 We had World History / World Cultures in 9th grade and my teacher for the first half of the school year stood stuck on the ancient world, and the second half we stood stuck on slavery and we never made it past that. In 11th grade we had U.S. History II but not U.S. History I. Our principal told us about a week before we were going to graduate that apparently who ever was in charge of the curriculum planning forgot to give us U.S. History I back in 10th grade! We had a form of history class in 10th grade but it also was related to our English class too. So, it was American History-English and plain old American history which again we never made it past the slavery of the 1800's. We had the same teacher from World History class. The principal was in our classroom that day because he was showing each person in my class including me our diploma to make sure that our names were spelled correctly. At least we all knew we were getting one! LOL! Anyway, I have no idea why they did that to us in 10th grade. So, yea we took U.S. History II in 11th grade and our first history teacher started off at the late 1890's which was nothing new as back in middle school in Social Studies we made it to the 1890's to the 1920's and then stopped there. Then our teacher retired on us during the Christmas break despite not looking old enough for retirement. He was in good shape for a guy his age! Our new teacher who was pretty cool picked up where our last teacher stopped at and we started at the 1930's and actually made it up to present days which at the point was 2004 and little bit of 2005 seeing I was a Junior during the 04-05 school year. We had actually made it to the 9/11 portion. Our history book had some stuff about 9/11 but not a whole lot about the Bush administration and the current wars at that time but still at least we had made it to present day. A few years later, my brother was taking this same class in his own high school and to my displeasure was using the SAME history book that was now outdated by several years as it stopped at 9/11 and kept referring to the "current" president as Bush! The back of the book had a timeline of presidents and that's when I realized he was using the same textbook I had used back in high school but was now outdated as it stopped at Bush as president! I had noticed the cover first and was like "oh, they're using the same book." Of course, I thought it was a different edition of the book with the same cover being used but nope! Same textbook that I used. This was back during his Junior year too during the 2010-2011 school year, I dread to think what history books U.S. high school students todays are learning from or NOT learning from!
@BelBelle468 I have taken American History 5 times. I think the best part about it though is you always start in Colonial times than kinda learn about stuff past the Industrial Revolution, but never far beyond it
There was a soft draft back then, lemme tell ya. You couldn’t go to the corner store for ham and cheese on a roll, an orange drink (iykyk) and a bag of chips without running into recruiters.
Your ending skit legit made my day. As someone in grade school during 9/11 I grew up being slapped in the face with propaganda and anyone asking questions about what was really happening in the Middle East was either ostracized or punished. Seeing someone so shamelessly parody post 9/11 patriotism like that was amazing. We really are deprogramming and tearing down the propaganda machine.
21:40 I was 9 years old, and had just put away my stuff and sat at my desk. The teacher then came up to the front of the class and was like "okay guys get your stuff, your parents are coming to pick you up" and I remember sitting there feeling confused and kind of pissed off because I was thinking "I just put my stuff away??? it's still morning??? what the hell????" I didn't really understand what was happening until a few years later.
Fun fact: When I was in Elementary school we were taught that when the plane hit, nobody was in the wing cause of some reconstruction happening there ..... turns out over 100 ppl were killed ... i was honestly chilled to bone when i read it after all these years.
Realistically, a person who’s eager to join the military is likely to become more eager to join after 9/11, since in real life, tons of people signed up for the military because they wanted to so something. Even people who didn’t serve still changed their career paths due to the attacks out of a sense of patriotic obligation.
Omg the ad at 19:52. I remember seeing that as a kid and for some reason the information of the front of the boat is called a bow in the back of the boat is called a Stern was ingrained in my brain. It was just a peice of trivia i remembered very well for whatever reason. I remember the questions, but I had barely any rememberance of where it came from, just that it was a commercial of sorts. I never thought I would actually see that peice of media again because i wasn't sure where it came from. It is a really strange feeling. Definitely was not expecting to run into it in this video. 😅lol so thanks for sharing.
I remember that! I also remember reading the Wikipedia article and seeing how apparently there were a lot of differences from the source material, including the main character being a different (reincarnation? I forgor) in both versions.
21:51 If the dagger is 23 years old, but this video was posted February 29th, 2024, then the dagger's birth was on February 28th, 2001 or earlier, which would be before 9/11.
Of course, this is clearly a reference to Lab Rats: Elite Force, where Bree had the wrong age.
It’s all connected even mighty med
The Disney universe
Suite life on deck video?
for a second i thought youtube offical commented
27:26 casually no one talking about that dumbass forehead
Thank God RUclips added the context tab so I can know 9/11 did actually happen, and wasn't just made up for a Disney channel original movie.
Edit: I choose to believe RUclips took the context tab on this off video just to mess with my joke 😂
new conspiracy: Disney did 9/11 so they could release this film
I have a feeling it's a joke lol
Good thing. There’s always a ton of ppl who just say most disasters and attacks like this never happened
Oh good, I thought it was.
@@BelBelle468well there’s literal evidence of it happening, but I doubt it happened the way it was told to us
keyan casually mentioning his great grandfather probably killed his great grandmother and then immediately moving on was so out of pocket 😭😭
That caught me so off guard. 😭
he did rhia before actually
He was from the military, so honestly it's expected
Keyan’s family’s dark history once again rises from the abyss
Tbf, if you're from the Midwest, it's more likely than you think. We're pretty sure my great great mammaw killed my great great pappaw by burning their house down. Nothing was proven but we're pretty sure.
"Almost nothing of note happens before 9/11" thats the most american thing i've heard today
It saddens me that this is the world view of a non-zero portion of the American population.
It's true! History started on September 11, 2001
History started in 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
@@Nobody-zl3kk zero people think that
your joke would make more sense if you said ww2, or the civil war.
Sorry, but as a child whose dad was in the Army during Desert Storm/Shield and forced my family to constantly move, if my dad was leaving and coming home I would be happy. I wouldn't tell him to go back in and fight for 'Murica! That moment of her telling him to go back was such BS propaganda.
What I wanna know is how tf he was just gonna up and leave active service the very next day, seemingly unplanned until their talk
Theres something so unsettling about using a tragedy to make a propaganda film.
So many tragedies are used this way. I’m pretty sure one was even used to join WW1. The Maine or something.
It’s their favorite tactic- use tragedy to promote fear and anger, and offer them guns
@@BelBelle468 that was the Spanish American War
@@BelBelle468 The USS Maine was from the spanish-american war. There was a ship that was sank that contributed to the US joining WWI though, it was the RMS Lusitania which was a ship used mostly to ship small munitions from the US to the UK. It was carrying american passengers at the time it was sank though so there was pretty heavy outrage.
@@BelBelle468 It was the Lusitania for WW1, The Maine was used for the Spanish-American war. Other commenters have already mentioned them
“My great grandpa served in WW2, he also most certainly killed my great grandma”
That’s a fucking CRAZY thing to mention so flippantly
My granddad served in WW2, he somehow didn’t kill my nana in 65 years of marriage
I had two grandparents that (in different years) died in the same room.
She was a Japanese General though.
@@Rickyrab I mean if it's a bedroom i could kind of see it being normal but if it's something like a living room maybe try changing the couch or something, i wouldn't trust that couch afterwards.
“It was a different time back then” really hits harder this time around
watching this at work with a straight face until Bush holds the megaphone up and says "AMOUNGUS".. no longer allowed to watch Keyan at work :(
"she really earned that paycheck for her mother"
jesus christ Keyan, that's so terrible its funny and its so funny that its not funny
Is is absolutely funny
i damn near broke my neck
i died hearing him say that
@@mayuuumie
i had to pause and collect myself at this part
I was so gagged with that 😂
Listening to Sharpay and Ryan sing “join the navy” continuously might have worked on me as a child
What if they were singing "yvan eht nioj"?
@@vinetak2645 Top Tier comment
@@vinetak2645USS Cole 2 happens
In the Army now almost had me joining the Army 😂
The shot of your dad talking about his military service while you're sitting nonchalantly with an eagle costume is one of the most funny things i've ever seen
The fact the marine looks exactly like your father is pretty funny.
“My unnamed father…”
*proceeds to state his own full name in the first .2 seconds on screen*
Gave me a good chuckle thanks
The sister is then named, too, in conversation.
You have unlocked the joke. You are winner
@@davidjames579 finally..
@@PedroBenolielBonitohis sister is actually a pretty popular painter and she's such a good artist too!!
If Keyan thinks this is a wild departure from Disney's usual tone, I need to see a video from him about The Colour of Friendship. A DCOM movie about a white girl from apartheid South Africa going to live with a black family in America for a student exchange program which includes slurs and discussions of the racism at play. Would definitely love to hear his thoughts on that one
IIRC It's way better than Tiger Cruise at least.
It’s based on a true story. The movie ends before the white girl gets imprisoned and killed for rebelling against apartheid
Also the Disney Channel movie about Ruby Bridges
i think it's a good movie, it's definitely way more serious than most other dcoms but at least it isn't 9/11 millitary propaganda lol and the message is pretty good and well portrayed
A movie that would get called “woke” if it came out now. But it has a really good message
My boyfriend thought the scenes with your dad were you talking to the ex-marine in the movie who talks about Pearl Harbor and the Day of Infany. 🤣
So I’m actually a Navy vet and there’s just….so much going on:
-Tiger Cruises are a thing but the civilians absolutely would not have free access do the things these kids were getting into. Admittedly, my career consisted of one destroyer (one that is now a history lesson on week 5 firefighting, I might add) and one amphibious ship (Christened in honor of Flight 93, coincidentally) but the carrier doing full flight ops with civilians onboard seems pretty unlikely
-We didn’t even get live TV piped to us underway in 2010, there’s no way in heck they had that in 2001
-Absolutely no one takes the piss out of supply department, and especially not the cooks. Good cooks make for good morale and even better deployments, especially for Marines who do fuck all else while at sea with us :p And frankly, hardly anyone who goes to work for government after service gets into anything close to their job in the military. Most important things is an honorable discharge and a secret clearance.
-Probably don’t need to tell anyone this but a CO doesn’t just quit that day he wants to get out. Commissioned officer have a formal resignation process to leave at the end of a tour or assignment (as opposed to contracted enlistment) but it’s not as easy as doing a Doug Walker stunt to quit haha
Probably add more after I finish this vid but wow, the propaganda is off the charts
EDIT: LOL IM BACK
24:47 yeah, I don’t know if any ships were doing tiger cruises that day, but I can assure you from every person who I served with who was in the Navy that there were no ships pierside anywhere in the world within three hours of the 2nd plane hitting the WTC. I’ve had more than enough experience with emergency underways what with being forward deployed in Japan (layman’s term: basically on call to play World Police versus a set 6 to 10 month deployment like ships in San Diego or Virginia got) but one guy told me his was one of the last to leave Virginia and the crew on shore was cutting the mooring lines to get boats out faster.
Another guy I knew was in Australia and everyone got calls at midnight from their hotels to hustle back to the ship. They managed to get out within two hours.
The communication blackout seems correct though.
Wait, were you aboard USS Cole??
As a fellow Sailor I 100% agree with you here.
Also, why is a CDR a carrier CO??
Soo....fun fact
I was a little kid when 9/11 happened.
And it was within a couple days of my birthday
And my parents didnt tell me about it because you dont want to ruin the little preschoolers birthday, right?
And so i didnt know about it for a couple years....
Until i watched This Movie
that's So Fucking Funny though..
My brother in law’s 17th birthday was 9/11.
oh my god.
I was on the west coast when it happened and i didnt watch the news as a middle schooler, it was boring. The teachers showed video and pictures of the incident, me not knowing what was going on asked "What movie is this?" Only to be harassed, yelled at, and cussed at by my classmates about it, so i didn't care, i thought that my school just became obssessed with this weird ass movie all of a sudden. So needless to say, i didnt realize what actually happened until two years later in 9th grade when i moved, and my school mates asked me how my family felt about 9/11 when i told them i was born in New York.
It happened 4 days after my 7th birthday and my school rushed us to the TV as we went on lock down. I am still afraid to fly.
This isn't The Suite Life On Deck 😢
They on deck tho
It's Suite Life On 9/11
@@straphos5326 DAMN ok
It's Suite Life on Ground Zero
I hope to god an archive of the film's original airing is posted online. The world needs to know what it was like watching this and That's So Raven back to back.
Hearing about someone who was "still in the womb" when 9/11 happened and learned about it later in life makes me feel super old. I was 11 on 9/11.
Because you are! Hope that helps 😊
@@itspixel2841 34 years old isn't that old, no need to be condescending
I’m 21 and wasn’t even a zygote, man.
I was 17. It could be worse.
I was negative 8, does that help??.
i love the contrast between the dad, a veteran, talking about the millitary and then keyan next to him in his eagle costume
😂Same.
this image sent me into a multi-minute laughing fit
I can't get over the fact that he said Jeanette is more famous than Hayden Panttiere
It’s two sides of the same patriotic coin. But yeah I lmao at that costume haha as his father recounted his military service.
This video is 36 minutes of non-stopping tonal whiplash
And I adore it. I haven’t been emotionally prepared for a single second of this. Could not GUESS what is going on here
Just like the movie
this dude's comedic timing is more impactful than both planes combined, i should not find a video about 911 this hilarious
@@danzinnoI cried then laughed then laugh cried. Needless to say 5 stars
Most people hated the Twin Towers upon their opening in the 1970s, they remained vacant through the Fiscal Crisis. But as time went on and they filled with office tenants in the later 1980s and 1990s. By 2001 the towers began to gain a sort of presence in the skyline, being that you could see them from just about everywhere in Manhattan or anywhere in a 50 mile radius for that matter. The North and South tower stood in a way which allowed people to use them as a kind of gigantic compass in relation to their location wherever they were in the city. People appreciated them for their size, their uniform shapes, two indestructible towers (or so they thought). They sat at the tip of Manhattan, as beacons of American business, ingenuity, and engineering prowess. The entire World Trade Center complex as a whole was an engineering marvel, a product of its time. If it stood today they would’ve joined even the likes of the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building as icons in the New York skyline.
they were already icons of the skyline at that time
It’s also important to remember that that line is from a 10 year old kid who wasn’t alive in the 70s when the Towers were built. To him, the Towers are something that had just always been there, which is a different perspective compared to the people who actually remember the time before they were built.
@@livyykitty at first, they weren’t. It wasn’t until the late 1980s and early 1990s that they took on that iconic status to people that lived in NYC. No other city in the world had ever had anything quite like the original WTC’s Twin Towers. Or such a massive, sprawling yet integrated complex.
They were built when I was very little and I can't remember a time when they weren't there. And they were impractical and ugly as sin, but in my mind nyc still has twin towers. I don't recognize the new skyline.
Also, your wife is going to f another guy while youre deployed is the most realistic depiction of military service out there.
also I have no memory of "sound echoing off of them."
it was windy at the base and cold because they cast a large shadow.
Any NY or NJ resident though would tell you you could orient yourself from them. they were basically a giant compass before we had smart phones. you could always look and see them and know where downtown Manhattan was.
and we had No idea what was going on.
Requisite 9/11 anecdote.
I was 14 years old. Second week of high school. I learned about it while I was browsing a forum for EverQuest and people suddenly started posting about planes hitting the WTC.
Then when I went to class, we spent the period watching the coverage live.
Being that age when it happened offered a unique perspective of powerlessness. We weren't elementary school kids who couldn't fully grasp what was happening. We were teenagers. We knew this was some BIG shit. The school even immediately offered counseling to anyone who asked for it.
And there was nothing we could do. We were too far away to go and help, we had no money to donate...and in the years to come we were also unable to make our voices heard.
When Bush ran for re-election after sinking our entire country into two quagmire wars we only RECENTLY pulled out from (with disastrous results) we were too young to vote.
So yeah...the class of '05 (and by extension 06-08) was basically just along for the ride for the next several years.
If you've ever wondered why people of that age are so jaded and seeing doom around every corner.....that's why.
This video is pure art, the movie, your costume, your Father's uncanny resemblance to the Marine in the movie, everything is perfect. I think this may be your magnum opus Keyan. Genuinely hilarious.
Magnum Opus? This is his Spice World.
i thought he made his dad look like the Marine on purpose
"so uh... why do you need to print this bin laden picture five times?"
I think you mean seven
@@Nzosaba_Matenge cant believe i missed ywo
Definitely on the FBI watchlist
33:03 "I'm gonna go serve 💅" iconic line in a video about a disney channel original about 9/11
When Disneys original films had nothing but daggers for your feelings, I don't remember watching this one but it did remind me of "The Color of Friendship" (2000) and bro that was a trip for a Disney kids movie?? I remember that one being blasted at least once a week for a year after it aired
Did he really just say "The september 11th terrorist attacks popularized by the book 'I survived 9/11' unironically" 😭There's just no way.
An absolutely fantastic line.
The ironic patriotism absolutely carried this video.
Well there *IS* other places
I snorted at that line.
@@johnnyknadler1157 Are you implying that the rest of the world learned about this event through the book "I Survived the Attacks of September 11, 2001" by Lauren Tarshis, and not through the sheer amount of international media that covered it as it unfolded?
That last skit was a fever dream, but the picture being replaced with Grimace got me good.
Don't worry it is Bush!
Dont worry its Bin Ladin
The finale of this video has helped me heal my 23 year old trauma from 9/11. Thank you so much 🥲
I'm shocked Disney made this given that the airplane animation in Lilo & Stitch was cut out due to 9/11.
Same for Monster Inc, When they made that restaurant explode
One funny thing about Transformers is apparently the military was against the Decepticons having US military alt modes because they were the villains. They were convinced to allow it when they were told it was a compliment because the Decepticons want the most effective alt modes and they chose US military vehicles.
They probably told them to use the communist vehicles (until they turned it into a compliment)
Just like convincing a child
LOL!@@esulises3669
@@esulises3669"if you're good, Congress will give you money for more cool toys!"
@@esulises3669 The US military has a standing policy of not cooperating (i.e. no on-location shots or military equipment rentals) on anything that's negative toward the US military. The DoD has the DoD Entertainment Media Unit which will vet the script and suggest alterations. They even purchased the film rights to Animal Farm to change the ending so that the animals overthrew the pigs. Which, you know, completely ruined the point of the book.
"Almost nothing of note happens before 9/11" -Keyan Carlile
21:25 as a dude who is from middle east, I was born 2007 after the 9/11 and I never hear the September 11 incident until when I was 9 years ago I watch the top 5 most disturbing 911 call.
The last 911 call was from a man and his family on the world trade center but sadly the towers got collapse and nobody survive and that video was remove by RUclips.
"Keyan, you're so neurodivergent" **gets smacked in face**
I _love_ your sister
Top 5 craziest RUclips notification ive ever received
Edit: congrats on 200k
Ah its you
Nostalgia channels collide!
Top 3
Hell yeah, it's Mr. Nostalgia 🔥
Omg the goat
The boy obsessed with ice cream is played by Hayden Panettiere’s real life brother, Jansen. He sadly passed away in 2023 from heart complications when he was only 28 years old.
Rest in Peace.
"i was still inside the womb" wow thanks for making me feel old
28:52 Jeb was all sorts of freaking out there
“i’m internet friends with a British man, explain that to George Washington” is hilarious ngl
I'm six minutes and i'm losing my god damn mind. why is there such weird green screening, why is there so much whiplash why did they make this only for it to immediately disappear, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GRANDPA PROBABLY KILLED YOUR GRANDMA???
I looked her name up. She's on the Iowa Cold Cases website. This is fuckin wild
9:00 TThe "No hats in the lunchroom" rule is a food fight prevention measure, so that when someone starts a food fight, the security cameras will know who it is (:
I turned 11 two days before 9/11. I was in a K-12 grade school and my class was the youngest one they told about it when it happened because they were worried the younger kids would freak out. I remember my teacher being taken out of the class for a few minutes and coming back to tell us what happened. I found out later that she was given the choice whether or not to tell us and I have so much respect for her for deciding to tell us. A bunch of parents came to pick up their kids throughout the day. Mine came at lunch time. I think that's when a lot of us millennials realized that nothing was ever going to be the same again.
I was 9 when 9/11 happened, old enough to process, but not really fully understand what was going on, and I will say that there is merit to a children's media outlet creating material that can help children process such a traumatic event. That being said, the DoD very clearly warped this into a weird, exploitative recruitment vehicle for children, and it's unsettling. It's like watching one of those satire clips from Starship Troopers.
EDIT: It's worth mentioning that there's an episode of Arthur that was made in response to 9/11 called 'April 9th' that handles the topic WAY better. It's worth looking into because it's an example of a children's show that handles a difficult topic in a way children can understand without pandering to them.
I was 6 and I thought this looked goddamn lame - but yeah, a lot of media around that time was really Starship Troopers-esque and now it’s gotten worse.
Yeah I was 9 and I found this movie so boring that I didn’t even clock it as being about 9/11 until watching this video 💀
@@eatatjoes6751 Can you explain what you mean by Starship Troopers-esque? I've never seen it but I've heard it's satire and anti-colonialist
I was the same age. I had no idea what the world trade center was prior to the event but I remember how serious the adults were and all the patriotism that followed, including unironically petitioning to change our national anthem to "Proud to be an American."
@@KSan357 it is. It conveys that message the same way Verhoeven's other films convey their messages: By taking the antithesis to its logical extreme and blowing it up to absurdity.
In the case of _Starship Troopers,_ Verhoeven did this by presenting the whole film as a Watsonian government propaganda piece styled like a '90s version of a Leni Riefenstahl picture. It's like what Stephen Colbert used to do before he sold out to the corporate propaganda networks he used to make fun of.
Your dad while you’re just sitting there with an eagle mask 😭
11:40 actual story: the DOD asked Michael Bay's team why all the Decepticons were US military vehicles. Their answer was "because they're the best and most intimidating ones." The film got its funding.
My great-uncle Larry was in Pearl Harbor, one of only three engineers to get out of the Tennessee--which was the ship NEXT DOOR to the Arizona! He was shot through the arm by the Zeros and burned on the crown of his head when he came up underneath the oil slick fires. And yet going through THAT didn’t merit him a spot in Arlington National Cemetery?!?!? The only reason I can come up with is because he wanted to be laid to rest with his family. You know, he’s the reason my mom married my dad, and he’s also the reason I personally want to go on at least one Tiger Cruise myself--just ONE, to honor his memory and sacrifice. He died from asbestos cancer the exact same moment I graduated high school. I vividly remember feeling completely miserable on what was supposed to be one of the happiest and most exciting moments of my life, but having no idea why--until after we got home. The phone rang, Mom answered it, when she hung up, she turned toward me clearly devastated, and barely able to choke out, “Oh, Kathryn!!!” That’s when I knew.
do you think the writers realized the unspoken message of this movie is "the most powerful military on the planet was unable to prevent 9/11, useless in helping out during the attack, and incapable of fixing the damage to america in the years since"
Oh they could have prevented it.
But then they couldn't _make use of it for the next twenty years._
It's what they call "giving up a tactical objective to win a strategic goal".
I mean they might have but I feel like it's at least partially on accident. We all know that when it comes to Disney and the US military, you really really REALLY have to hide the veggies in the mash potatoes, so to speak.
9/11 footage being shown on the Disney channel feels so surreal.
Not to me, considering the shit Disney did back in the day
This whole video was so well crafted in both research and humour - well done!
This is the first video I've seen on your channel. Definitely will subscribe. Also, big ups to your dad. Seems like a solid dude and a supportive parent.
Make sure to give him a hug.
19:26 To be fair to the movie, the kids undoubtedly knew the World Trade Center and had associated them with the NYC skyline their entire life. They didn’t have the cynicism that people during the 70s had toward the Twins when they were initially built since they were such a radical departure from anything else in NYC and let alone the world.
Even by the mid 80s and 90s, the Towers were widely embraced by New Yorkers as being just as iconic as the Empire State and Chrysler Building. Considering how often the Twin Towers were used in movies, TV, video games and commercials.
Many New Yorkers post-9/11 even wanted them rebuilt.
And they STILL want them rebuilt to this day, despite the fact there’s a big ass memorial and museum there now
Yes. I hear that from a lot of native New Yorkers. They never had a disdain for the towers and it was part of that iconic skyline. I can see when it was first built, everyone just thinks it's ruining the view, but times change. Even Europeans that have never been to America loved the towers because it was a symbolism of New York and the US that was always seen in movies and tv shows.
When I was in elementary school in 2009, I distinctly remember that on days where we had 11 on the calendar, people would draw a smiley face under it because it looked like eyes. And I was like, into it, and I had told myself that I was gonna do it first one day (a lot of kids beat me cuz I wasnt super fast). So on September 11, no one had done it yet, and I was like "om yes this is my chance" so I drew a smiley face under the 11.
Cue, a few minutes later, 5 of my classmates asking me if I hate America. I was so confused. And one of the nicer ones actually bothered to explain to me what the deal was.
I had forgotten about 9/11, drew a smiley face on a board, and got a bunch of people mad at me asking me intense questions. We were in elementary school. It was fucking insane. And I erased the smiley, and then everything went back to normal like nothing every happened.
Holy shit.
I was probs as old as you at the time, I didn't even click it in my brain it happened (cos I was a toddler in 2001) but I remember people looked at me like a freak for posting on 9/11 joke in 2015, and I was like, "bruh, yeah it was sad...but we aren't gonna talk about what our military did after"?
Super cool to have your dad explain things.
I appreciate his & all your families service ❤
Oh what the hell, I DEFINITELY watched this movie as a kid and forgot about it entirely until now.... 2000s was a wacky time
.....and sorry but your commentary sucks so much I've given up 2 mins in. Best of luck to your fans.
Jennette is definitely more long term relevant, with the recent success of her memoir and all that, but in terms of peak popularity Hayden was probably a bigger star right? Heroes was crazy huge for a minute there before everyone realized they hated it.
Heroes had me in a VICE GRIP as a middle schooler oh my GOD
@@zack-do5ngsame, it also gave me a huge crush on Hayden too, and lemme tell you when I saw her in the game Until Dawn, I was shocked
She also had Nashville
@@ubermaster1 exactly the same here 😭
@@ubermaster1Shoutout to Hayden for helping so many young girls like me realize we're attracted to women hahaha
I was in eighth grade when it happened and Disney channeled suspended regular programming for like a week. EVERY channel including Nickelodeon and Disney showed news of 9/11. I remember being so upset as a kid
living history. how old are you now btw?
Eso paso solo en eeuu?
@@laraalvarezzz2do the math, theyre at least 35, 36 if their birthday is before spring but after the new school year
I don’t think that’s true.
Disney Channel premiered their original movie “The Poof Point” literally 3 days after 9/11.
Everything seems to indicate that Disney Channel kept its main programming on to act as an alternative.
@@ECKohns Counterpoint! You don't know where they live! And neither do I. Maybe where they grew up the scheduling was different?
This is legit one of the best comedically-timed Classic-Jontron style commentary videos ive seen in years,
whic ironically sucks because 911 is supposed to be like sad and sht
I just stumbled upon your channel bc I watch other YT movie reviewers/deep dives like yourself. I totally dig your dry humor and the delivery is super on point. You’ve got my sub, looking forward to checking out more of your work!
Who would you rather serve the country?
The United States Military or the Elite Penguin Force?
SORAA! (sorry for the off topic comment, brain rot go brrr)
Your point about not celebrating 9/11 anymore is kind of true, at least with my experiences. I had a virtual high-school history class on September 11, 2020, and afterwards it hit me that we didn't mention 9/11 at all. Every history class I've had before always had a moment for that day, but not here.
Even when we came back in person, my Civics class didn't mention it either. Both times, it wasn't that we didn't want to talk about it. We just forgot.
I remember looking it up after my 2020 class and learning about Tania Head, who faked being a survivor
My sister goes to middle school in California, she definitely had that 9/11 day. This happened just last year.
In my US history class this year we only brought it up on 9/11 and we learned about the boy with the red bandana or whatever he was called. Really sad story. My history teacher also told us about what he was doing during 9/11
I was in 2nd grade and home sick that day so saw it on TV. I think that's why the slogan is "never forget" but it should really be "never forget and never stop questioning why/which org actually did it".
@@TheLaw1Disney did it
@@hiddenleafdrip3869Disney did 9/11!!!!?!!?
I was on the west coast when it happened and i didnt watch the news as a middle schooler, it was boring. The teachers showed video and pictures of the incident, me not knowing what was going on asked "What movie is this?" Only to be harassed, yelled at, and cussed at by my classmates about it, so i didn't care, i thought that my school just became obssessed with this weird ass movie all of a sudden. So needless to say, i didnt realize what actually happened until two years later in 9th grade when i moved, and my school mates asked me how my family felt about 9/11 when i told them i was born in New York.
That Bush clip “now watch this drive” gets me EVERY. Damn. Time. 😭😭😭
"The sequal triliogy is star wars 9/11" what an absolutely wild take
Almost everything Star wars is the 9/11 of the franchise for some time
Is it really that wild?
“The prequels raped my childhood” walked so “The sequels are Star Wars 9/11” could run
(I shit you not, people actually used to say this with a straight face)
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e Yes 😂
It’s crazy to me that this is on Disney + and not that buzz lightyear cartoon
I think they're afraid stupid people will get confused that it isn't in continuity with the new Lightyear movie
That's the real tragedy.
Toy Story ain't Disney, buddy. I suggest getting your facts straight before bullying one of my best friends.
@@NotoriousLightning Take it easy ovah there, Judge Roy Bean!
@@NotoriousLightning they just aired it on Disney channel lmao. I’ll bully who I like watch it Mickey, watch it Nemo.
I seriously did not expect to hear "Fire in the Sky" at the start of the video
"almost nothing of note happened before 9/11" is a beautiful line of dialogue
Wasn't that Congressman with the missing intern the big news?
keyan is the funniest person on this site, like I'm processing one joke and three more are already fired, like, all my love to you
I never forget Tiger Cruise. I think about that movie on the regular. I DON"T KNOW WHY!
but thankful for covering it so other people can know it exist.
Tiger Cruise is directly what made me interested in the military as a kid and why I enlisted straight out of high school lmao
Bro was not immune to the propaganda
I can't get over his dad talking seriously about being in the service and him sitting there as a bald eagle with a flag cape.
The "and that's why we grew up poor" was so disrespectful, I'm cracking up.
7:28
I miss scenes with inspirational music over the most mundane things ever, Disney used to do it all the time, but like hearing a whole orchestra as you walk into any building makes it feel so much more important
Gotta be your best vid so far Keyan, love you dude and congrats! What a wild movie!! Finally, a transformed Megatron!!
"popularized by I survived 9/11" brought back chilling memories
Felt kind of embarrassed when I started crying during the beginning of the 9/11 attacks portion and then it cut to Keyan and his dad where his dad was also sitting there with red watery eyes looking like he was trying not to cry as he was reliving when he first witnessed this.
We need to see more healthy ex military men like him comfortable with expressing emotions other than anger, especially on topics like this.
Protagonist (normal), white, girl
weirdo, white, boy
try hard, white, girl
rebel/punk, person of color, boy
that's it, we covered all the archetypes, no stone left unturned
This is my first video of yours and i instantly subscribed once i saw the outfit, and felt validated throughout the entire vid
12:47 The first Avengers movie was also rejected by the US military. The movie was going to be portrayed as making the decision to nuke NYC, prompting Nick Fury and Iron Man to take them down. The military saw that and was like "hell no!" and refused to have anything to do with the Avengers. It wasn't until later that they were fine with movies like Captain Marvel.
In regards to the world war thing, they didnt call WW1 "the first world war" when it happened before there was a second. It was "the great war" or "the war to end all wars" due to the fact that it was the first time a war had raged across the entire planet. But then the second world war occurred it was similar to the first in the fact that combat was taking place across the globe and to a larger scale than the first. So "the great war" didnt have the same meaning anymore and they shifted to calling them the first and second world wars. If another terrorist attack occurred on September 11th i would think that we would also change what we call the original event to reflect that. I know it was just kind of a throwaway line but it just sparked my thinking so I wanted to address it.
The first use of the phrase "first world war" to describe the conflict that boiled over in July 1914 actually comes from a German magazine published not even three months after the official outbreak.
The scientists and historians who published the article in question were saying that the nature of Europe's overseas colonial economies would inevitably give rise to a new age of global conflict, and the only way to achieve lasting peace would be to fundamentally rewrite very basic aspects of human culture all over the world.
Unfortunately, their predictions were more prescient than even they could have realised.
The First World War gained its current name posthumously, like all those wars that got named for their (alleged) length. I wonder what they called the Hundred Years' War when they were fighting it. "The war"? "The French atrocities"? Something else?
@@DistractedGlobeGuythat's interesting if true
We've started using the date format for other events in recent years. January 6th (2021), and now October 7th (2023). For some reason though, way more people say "9/11" than September 11th but I rarely hear "1/6" or "10/7" used instead of the full dates.
I BEG EVERY SINGLE PARDON ON THE FUCKING EARTH?
Not so loud, Gandalf might send you a journey to there and back again!
First time I’ve ever seen this channel and I’m obsessed. I don’t remember the last time i’ve been able to sit down and watch a youtube video this long. Had me laughing from start to finish. The battle scene had me in tears
Randomly came across this video and I was genuinely entertained 😂😂 keep going
That's cool that your dad got a role in this film
The ending was a masterpiece and possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen, thank you so much for your contributions to cinema
"Jenette did a great job there, she really earned that paycheck for her mother" NAHHHHH
I have never heard of this movie and this is the first time I've seen your channel, but this was really entertaining. Especially with that skit at the end. lol
Gotta say Keyans uncle running that many marathons is pretty impressive
20:30 damn, your history class got past the 70s? mine stopped at the cold war and acted like the world has been exactly as it has always been since 1970, not even mentioning the collapse of the soviet union.
I like how American schools just repeatedly do American history over and over again every year, and then do the entirety of world history in one.
Cus relearning the same thing with increasing detail is more important than doing it comprehensively the first time, and learning about things outside the country.
@@BelBelle468 my history classes at least did some world history, most of it was pre-1700 though, once the USA exists, then the rest of the world doesn't matter anymore, and they gotta make sure to repeat the first 200ish years of US history as many times as possible
@@Minty1337 We had World History / World Cultures in 9th grade and my teacher for the first half of the school year stood stuck on the ancient world, and the second half we stood stuck on slavery and we never made it past that. In 11th grade we had U.S. History II but not U.S. History I. Our principal told us about a week before we were going to graduate that apparently who ever was in charge of the curriculum planning forgot to give us U.S. History I back in 10th grade! We had a form of history class in 10th grade but it also was related to our English class too. So, it was American History-English and plain old American history which again we never made it past the slavery of the 1800's. We had the same teacher from World History class. The principal was in our classroom that day because he was showing each person in my class including me our diploma to make sure that our names were spelled correctly. At least we all knew we were getting one! LOL! Anyway, I have no idea why they did that to us in 10th grade. So, yea we took U.S. History II in 11th grade and our first history teacher started off at the late 1890's which was nothing new as back in middle school in Social Studies we made it to the 1890's to the 1920's and then stopped there. Then our teacher retired on us during the Christmas break despite not looking old enough for retirement. He was in good shape for a guy his age! Our new teacher who was pretty cool picked up where our last teacher stopped at and we started at the 1930's and actually made it up to present days which at the point was 2004 and little bit of 2005 seeing I was a Junior during the 04-05 school year. We had actually made it to the 9/11 portion. Our history book had some stuff about 9/11 but not a whole lot about the Bush administration and the current wars at that time but still at least we had made it to present day. A few years later, my brother was taking this same class in his own high school and to my displeasure was using the SAME history book that was now outdated by several years as it stopped at 9/11 and kept referring to the "current" president as Bush! The back of the book had a timeline of presidents and that's when I realized he was using the same textbook I had used back in high school but was now outdated as it stopped at Bush as president! I had noticed the cover first and was like "oh, they're using the same book." Of course, I thought it was a different edition of the book with the same cover being used but nope! Same textbook that I used. This was back during his Junior year too during the 2010-2011 school year, I dread to think what history books U.S. high school students todays are learning from or NOT learning from!
@BelBelle468 I have taken American History 5 times. I think the best part about it though is you always start in Colonial times than kinda learn about stuff past the Industrial Revolution, but never far beyond it
Jeanette McGurdy the most famous one in the movie? Man you gotta put respect on Hayden Panettiere name
There was a soft draft back then, lemme tell ya. You couldn’t go to the corner store for ham and cheese on a roll, an orange drink (iykyk) and a bag of chips without running into recruiters.
Your ending skit legit made my day. As someone in grade school during 9/11 I grew up being slapped in the face with propaganda and anyone asking questions about what was really happening in the Middle East was either ostracized or punished. Seeing someone so shamelessly parody post 9/11 patriotism like that was amazing. We really are deprogramming and tearing down the propaganda machine.
Circumcision is genital mutilation, sex trafficking, pedophilia, organ trafficking.
Unless the US government bans TikTok. Then it'll become super easy again for the government to brainwash youth.
6:52 this scene just looks like its cutting between showing your dad in two different locations
21:40 I was 9 years old, and had just put away my stuff and sat at my desk. The teacher then came up to the front of the class and was like "okay guys get your stuff, your parents are coming to pick you up" and I remember sitting there feeling confused and kind of pissed off because I was thinking "I just put my stuff away??? it's still morning??? what the hell????" I didn't really understand what was happening until a few years later.
I'm here for the Victor Caroli narrations and the absolutely wild ride in the dark that this video is. Fantastic work.
Fun fact: When I was in Elementary school we were taught that when the plane hit, nobody was in the wing cause of some reconstruction happening there ..... turns out over 100 ppl were killed ... i was honestly chilled to bone when i read it after all these years.
I think it does count as a character arc if your goal remains the same but what it means to you changes
Yeah, if it changes you like that it can defo be a character arc. That said, it is harder to make tangible
Yep, definitely counts.
Realistically, a person who’s eager to join the military is likely to become more eager to join after 9/11, since in real life, tons of people signed up for the military because they wanted to so something.
Even people who didn’t serve still changed their career paths due to the attacks out of a sense of patriotic obligation.
Omg the ad at 19:52. I remember seeing that as a kid and for some reason the information of the front of the boat is called a bow in the back of the boat is called a Stern was ingrained in my brain. It was just a peice of trivia i remembered very well for whatever reason.
I remember the questions, but I had barely any rememberance of where it came from, just that it was a commercial of sorts.
I never thought I would actually see that peice of media again because i wasn't sure where it came from. It is a really strange feeling. Definitely was not expecting to run into it in this video. 😅lol so thanks for sharing.
Ur dad is so sweet enjoyed hearing his input on the movie❤
You should talk about Avalon High, that was an uncommon and underrated disney movie.
I almost forgot about that shit that was the King Arthur version of Percy Jackson
@@thelimon4338oh god you're right
I remember that! I also remember reading the Wikipedia article and seeing how apparently there were a lot of differences from the source material, including the main character being a different (reincarnation? I forgor) in both versions.
This movie was literally peak
Worth it for the way Britt Robertson prounounces "Keeng Awthuh"