irrevenant3 so. Uh. I watched Jacksepticeye play this game and he went down a different path. Where he had to draw “sexy” Claire. So by that, probably not? Idk.
im late but i dont think so. its just like he had to draw multiple versions of sketchy jazza for different emotions, so i suppose it would be just like that.
Suggestion. Ask viewers to write a paragraph describing a dream they had and you then try to draw their dream. I have a reoccurring since childhood dream I'd enjoy seeing you draw.
Idk man I have some really weird dreams Example: Peter from Bare: A Pop Opera wearing fishnets and stilettos on a stage while me and this kid with an Afro yell, “YAS HUNTY” And then the curtains open and everyone in my school is there and they start laughing but I grab Jason from Bare: a Pop Opera drag him onstage, shove him towards Peter and yell “GO KISS YOUR SASSY BOYFRIEND, YOU MOIST SALTINE” And then I woke up
Claire, how you goin mate? Couple a' Bogans came round the outha day askin if they could bum a ciggy, had a smoke an they asked me if a' had a lady friend. Said no, an the cunts started taken the piss, sayin a true blue aussie's gotta have a sheila. So I'm askin if ya wanna have a stubby an let me sniff your wickers.
Sketchy: “I mean I’ve never really done this before” Jazza: “HA VIRGIN”... “neither have I” “wait this game can’t decide that for me... I have two children! That’s proof of intercourse!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I couldn’t stop laughing!!
I think that's because thumbs technically don't count as fingers, so you have 4 fingers and 1 thumb in each hand. Or he is an alien. Probably he is an alien
Dear Jazza, I was having a rough week. I've been following your channel for a couple years now and I don't know how I missed this one but I'm glad I stumbled upon it tonight because I laughed my metaphorical ass off at this video. It was so funny. I literally laughed out loud multiple times until I cried. Thank you. I honestly feel a bazillion times better. It was so perfectly ridiculous and exactly what I didn't know I absolutely needed.
He does! My little brothers watches it a lot. In fact, my introduction to Jazza was through this show and so when I discovered his RUclips channel I was mortified. His persona on the show is so drastically different to his usual channel persona.
This was... an experience I never knew I wanted in my life! Still I'm disappointed that no one, Jazza or the creator of the game, used the iconic line "draw me like one of your French girls". Like, com'on! It was right there to take! Dx nonetheless a 10/10 video xD
Mrs Jazza "I don't know how I feel about you filming a dating sim video..." Jazza "well honey I'm dating myself" Mrs Jazza "...maybe create another girl babe"
As soon as I finished watching jacksepticeye, you uploaded this and literally as I was thinking that ‘it would be cool is jazza played this...’ and BAM! You uploaded this and I’ve never felt so happy..other than that one time I got a cat for Christmas.
I think as far as sexual attraction goes there's spectrophilia (has multiple definitions but I think one is attraction to your own reflection) and autophilia (straight up attraction to yourself( but yeah those are both probably more common in narcissists, let's be honest.
Sketchy broke up with the creator, but returned because he missed your creativity, and a meaning in life. That's how he became your avatar, and started testing waters in every drawing challenge. This makes his life exciting and meaningful. You're good friends, because you're married and with kids, and he wants you to be successful, so at the end of every video he tells us to subscribe and watch your other art videos, and even the vlog ones, even tho he's not in them. And he does that because he loves you and supports you The end. 😁🤣 Tbh, this video was a bit cringy xD Obnoxious but Consistent is truly a good motto here. Also... You have your own TV cartoon? WhAaaaaaAAaaat Where can we watch it? How did I miss it?
I actually found quite a few episodes of it on RUclips, so unless they took it down, you may be able to find them. They're a little cringy in a little kid kind of way, but really entertaining
From a game called a Doodle Date, I never expected that you could sign your own divorce papers and kill your lover in this. I still have hope for Game Grumps.
I think you can look up iview and then click on abc3 and look it up. im Australian so i don't know if that would work out of Aus but you could give it a try
"If we don't do it tonight will you be upset?"
Jazza: "F****** yes"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wanted to like this comment but then I saw the number and I decided not to ruin it sksksk
O lord
Game; draw your dream date.
Jazza; *draws himself*
ruclips.net/video/laSgca30dqA/видео.html
*Linardo DiCaprio 🖤*
Realistic pencil drawing
*Do watch share and subscribe*
*Artticka*🏕🏝⛰
Obnoxious, but consistent...
I'm not sure what his real world wife thinks about this video...
Jazza: I run a kids show
Swears in the first 2 minutes
exactly
XD
He does and it’s a news channel called ABC Me but it’s for kids.... You’ll know if you are Aussie
@@emely5405 you missed the joke
r/woosh
The Jt box that's me if I would vlog or something
"Maybe if you thought about someone else in a while!"
Jazza: *draws himself and gets married to HIMSELF *
Claire:I love you
Jazza: ReaLLy ClAiRe?!
Claire:i’m not trying to-
Jazza:rEaLlY cLaiRe?!
Claire:I-
Jazza:rEalLy ClaIrE?!
*claire keeps getting cut off-
Jazza:rEaLy cLaiRe?!?!?!
rEaLy FIZZY ALIYA?!?!?!
!ERIALC YLAER
Lol
REALLY CLAIRE?!
14:00 LOL
Jazza: a have a TV show for kids
Next in the video: f*%$ you Claireeeee
I was thinking the same thing
😂😂😂😂
It's on youtube also you can search it (abc me cartoon it up)
Hey... im offended
;'C
"I've never been with someone so beautiful before" ! Jazza's wife has left the chat
OOOF
@@twentyonenothing4580 Big oof
@@natman2211 phat *oof*
Even thiccer oof
@@aloe_thera ... you ruined it --__________--
i love how claire’s hands are always behind her back since her creator probably didn’t know how to draw hands when he drew her. it’s a nice detail.
15:15
@@die444luve Pretty much confirms the "can't draw hands" hypothesis.
@@vinak963 ik i just wanted to show ber a time when it wan't behind her back
"I have two children, thats proof of intercourse!" -Jazza 2k18
In 2k20 he'll have 10 children.
Yeah my dad says the same thing. Except it's 8 kids not 2 hehe
I half expected Jazza to draw sexy Benjamin from Passpartout.
jazza: draws awesome superhero costume
claire: WOW! that looks like shit!
:sniff:
i wouldn't say that :(((
Was funny af
Claire is a total bitch lol
Claire Is A Unicorn omg stop fishing for attention already
Must be a Hazbin Hotel reference....
or not
Claire: Draw your dream date!
Jazza: *draws himself*
Me: This is beyond science
SELFCEST
*Jazza has achieved a whole new level of narcissism and schizophrenia lol*
*I love this* 🤣🤣🤣
ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html
I feel like you need to see this.
No one notices a amazing animator is here??!!?
Brian McCarthy what do you mean he wasn’t
Tj toons!!!!! Love your vids!!!😁
@@bree-tv2wb ruclips.net/video/laSgca30dqA/видео.html
*Linardo DiCaprio 🖤*
Realistic pencil drawing
*Do watch share and subscribe*
*Artticka*🏕🏝⛰
Self love is important kids.
PantslessPajamas :0
Woah wassup my dude
yes
im. right. here. rip.
why pajamas
LOL
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Jazza has a WHOLE TV SHOW??? Way to go jazza!
I just watched one and its honestly pretty good.
Its badass
Yeah I'm Australian and I didn't even know that.
name?
What’s it called
“where all your wonderful creations come to life”
//horrible flashbacks to all the weird things I’ve drawn
Oh thank god this isn’t real
true true ever soo F*cking true
Oh my, all my middle school fan fic drawings...
OH HECK YA- but most of them are evil so-
*That you know of.*
*oh god no*
CLaIrE.
*_How dare you interrupt my wedding to myself??_*
Alternate video title:
_"Doodle Date: Selfcest."_
bro nice pfp 😔
game: draw your dream date
jazza: *draws himself*
Mrs. jazza: what the bLooDy hELL jazza!!!
Obnoxious but consistent. In this case, really obnoxious.
Lmao
Mrs Jazza's greatest fear, Jazza will marry his avatar.
XDDD
Yes
Yas
Jazza: draws self as dream date
Jazza's Wife: "NARCISSIST!"
You mean Mrs Jazza
@@lavidaemo3291 yep
Hi
Was he married at the time tho?
@@universal8264 Ms. Brooks to be precise
16:48 "HAH!... Virgin."
I CHOKED ON MY CAKE GODAMMIT
Lmao
And then the MC said “me too” lol
I'm dying
BRUH I DID TOO LOL
Am I the only one grinning like an idiot?
If... Claire wanted him to draw her wouldn't you just end up creating a second Claire? o_O She *really* did not think this through...
irrevenant3 so. Uh. I watched Jacksepticeye play this game and he went down a different path. Where he had to draw “sexy” Claire. So by that, probably not? Idk.
Its true...
im late but i dont think so. its just like he had to draw multiple versions of sketchy jazza for different emotions, so i suppose it would be just like that.
@@emmousseau2663 , I'm later.
Threesome
Jazza:
Really Claire? You think I'd draw THAT?
snap snap snap
snap
snap
snap snap snap
Znap
"HA!!!... Virgin"
-Jaza 2k18
I felt that one in my bones :x
Jazza*
Samara Irvine IM LAUGHING TEARS IN THE CLUB OMG LMAO
Umm, well...
children
Suggestion. Ask viewers to write a paragraph describing a dream they had and you then try to draw their dream. I have a reoccurring since childhood dream I'd enjoy seeing you draw.
Zune Buggy yasss!!! Do that!!! I have so many..!!
OO YEs
Idk man I have some really weird dreams
Example: Peter from Bare: A Pop Opera wearing fishnets and stilettos on a stage while me and this kid with an Afro yell, “YAS HUNTY” And then the curtains open and everyone in my school is there and they start laughing but I grab Jason from Bare: a Pop Opera drag him onstage, shove him towards Peter and yell “GO KISS YOUR SASSY BOYFRIEND, YOU MOIST SALTINE”
And then I woke up
Normal people: Claire, do you have, feelings for me?
Australians: Claire, do you got the hots for me Mate?
Wanna mate, mate?
Claire, how you goin mate? Couple a' Bogans came round the outha day askin if they could bum a ciggy, had a smoke an they asked me if a' had a lady friend. Said no, an the cunts started taken the piss, sayin a true blue aussie's gotta have a sheila. So I'm askin if ya wanna have a stubby an let me sniff your wickers.
@@bobobonobo9551 SKSKSKSK
Wtf you offending aussies for
ay mate how dare you insult our language mate!
For a second, I thought this was a collab with Doodle Date.. lol
I forgot about that game.
Me too, I got excited haha
Creative Carrah is smae
SAAME
Yee
I didn't know it existed till now
As an artist with a shady sense of humor, my friends call me Sketch or Sketchy.
I feel a bit uncomfortable everytime the game said "Sketchy".
My name is Clare. Watching this was awkward.
@Clare Dugmore see the ending where you choose Clare. lmao
*This is the only channel where you can see such juicy content as a dude being gay for himself*
Atsuko Kage I mean Markiplier is like right there but sure :p
Matt Hargreaves...
Atsuko Kage we got him
Actually he is married with a woman and has a kid XD
@@Cheetomelito at least a few people know lol
*Finally, the Jazza x Jazza fan fiction I've been wanting.*
get of my screen you unholy satanic being
@@wackobun1280 off*
@@kipjack ok mate
Antii Social lmao
@@yipppeeeee457 wooshception
i love that you mentioned doodle date. They are the cutest most pure and sweet and wonderful as well as talented couple. love them
I would love for them to play this game but their channel moves more onto the family friendly side
Yep, that is *TERRACOTTA.*
@@crystalgemstv4609 as long as it's not sap green! 😱
Jazza: I own a kids show
2 mins later: starts a date with a 5 second old character
Sketchy: “I mean I’ve never really done this before”
Jazza: “HA VIRGIN”... “neither have I” “wait this game can’t decide that for me... I have two children! That’s proof of intercourse!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I couldn’t stop laughing!!
Lmfao
😝
Im on a computer
bro i started dying of laughter at that part lol
Me too😂🤣
Jazza: Am I sexually attracted to my se-
Every fan: You know you are --_--
DepressoCoffee Truuuu
-men
That question needs to be rephrased to "Am I a narcissist", it’s cleaner and definitely more encompassing
TORD!
Cosmic Remix - would you dry up
Saying 'obnoxious, but consistent' is unsavoury, but persistent.
XxYin Yan Yan ChanxX
oh I see what you did there 🙃
xXGacha MintXx
XD
Silly but similar
After reading
8:45
laughs
removes the earpiece
face palms
takes a moment
" I'm ok..."
continues reading
I'm not ok after this whole video
I will never see jazza avatar the same after this....
Same
Shame
*"HA! Virgin!!"*
-Jazza 2018
😂
16:48
XD
lol
😂😂
"I have 2 kids ..I guess.....that's proof of ...............intercourse" OMG I'm dyingggggg
DaisyCake 110 that gives us some bad images...
*eeewwww*
@@itscareagan After I read your reply it gave me bad images Lol.
Lady Toast 😔
Wait… sketchy Jazza technically married his dad who was also himself.
Uhh I need to lie down
Used too much big boy brain juice for this
Now he's his own dad.
Is that selfcest or in-
Game: draw a movie.
Me: SEXY BENJERMAN!
YES! that is what I commented about😂
What the f**k is sexy benjerman
Benjamin (random things inserted to make it seem like I actually care)
lil' Pengu I thought that to
Catalyst Chris it from some art game he played
sexy benjamin...still better than the emoji movie
Sultry Jazza looks like Handsome Squidward.
Don't make it worse
That’s what I was thinking! 😂🤣
No he looks like James Charles
Pip Cooper that’s what I thought too
OMG YES HEDOSE
I saw the title and thumbnail and was like, “don’t you have a wife?”
same haha
but he has someone better than his wife
his avatar
Monogamy is a social construct
Same😂 anyone wanna be friends?
inksansproductions :drawing sure! you have Insta or something?
@@kbitty I have snapchat
"I have 2 kids. That's proof of intercourse!" One day your kids will watch this, Jazza, and get scarred for life
Therapist: Sultry Jazza doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
Sultry Jazza:
Preach it Junko
His date should've been sexy Benjamin :D
Please play again, but choose Clair. It gets INSANE lol
yass, but what happens AFTER they get married... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
I think it’s because of that ending that he might’ve not went that route, but maybe not
I love the fact that he chose himself over her
3:19 Draws Sultry Jazza that looks like James Charles
5:08 Draws a waiter
Me: *Flashbacks*
Even if you did want to erase Claire.
*You can't.*
Why?
You drew her in *pen*
*takes out pen eraser*
Talitha Maltbie *whiteout
white out
Is this like a second BATIM???
😂
“How many fingers does he have? Well I guess *i have FOUR* but...”
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
I think that's because thumbs technically don't count as fingers, so you have 4 fingers and 1 thumb in each hand. Or he is an alien. Probably he is an alien
Haha lol
@@pittza2295 a thumb IS a finger though😡😡😡😂😂
@@damianjones9446 No it really isn't. It's not counted as one, its just its own thing
@@katsukibakugofan238 technically it's a phalange just like every other finger sooo
Ok. But now do the whole thing over again but with... SEXY BENJIMAN
Acactusjuscuz X YES!
Benjamin*
SIIII YASSSS
Jazza: "I have a kids show!"
Also Jazza: **swears within the first 2 minutes**
This is probably my favorite video of Jazza's simply because of the line "HA! Virgin"
Was anyone else upset when he didn't draw sexy Benjamin as the movie? I sure was.
I'm disappointed Jazza.
Sexy Benjamin will forever be in our hearts
@@reginaobrien8659 amen #GIMME DEM BAGUETTES!!
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
BENJAMIN!!!!!!!!!
XD
Dam he has more talent in his left pinky than I do in my entire body
That is stolen straight from A Wrinkle in Time
Let's test that, Pinky drawing challenge
@Jared Devan
1/0 = infinity
2/0 = infinity
...
n/0 = infinity
infinity * 0
= (n/0) * 0
=n
@Jared Devan i know that it is undefined, but for the purpose of the joke, I use a broken math
"I have two children!!!! That is proof of intercourse, my friend!!!"
-Jazza 2k18
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Wait...hold up...you have a TV show?!
Yeah, he does.
Yeah mate, only in Australia tho.
Mhmm. It’s been on for a few years now.
*MATE*
What’s it called
I've never been so disappointed! You should have drawn Sexy Benjamin...
True!
xDD
Omg that would’ve been even
-better 😂- ...wait, worse
Ooooo😃If this goes like Passpartout, there might be another opportunity for it.
I thought he was gonna draw the sexy Benjamin movi3
r e a l l Y c l A I R e ? 1 !!
REEEEAAAAALLLYYY CLAIRE?
HEY!
BunnyTriesToAnimate ʏᴛ IM SORRY
You think I would draw * Z snaps * THAT
*B* *O* *I*
3:13 JAMES CHARLES?! What are you doinf here?!
“Movie Sounds”, says the movie
I feel like Jazza regrets *so much* drawing his avatar😂😂😂
IKR IT LOOKED SOOOO CRINGEY
Just as much as I regret clicking this because of that ;-;
same
GOD DAMMIT CLAIRE
CLAIRE!!!
Reminds me of DAMMIT EMILY
:((
I Subscribe to everyone who subscribes to me!
MONIKA 2.0
This video was so hilarious I’m dying! Jazza, thank you for always making me laugh. Keep up the great content!
On My WeDdInG dAy WiTh My SeLf
ReAlLy ClAiRe
ITS NOT MY FAULT
Really claire?! lol couldn't resist xD
😂😂
“Wow! That looks like shit!”
Me when I look in the mirror
Omg that's so sad
More than Sketchy Jazza's divorce
me talking about every aspect of myself
Lol
_Can't wait for the fan art._
I want to like your comment but it's at 69 likes and I don't want to mess it up
‘Sketchy’ : *flirts*
*me : scared screaming*
The waiter should've been French jazza and the movie should've been sexy Benjamin the movie
Yes!!!!! BEST PLOT EVER!!!
No, the date should have been sexy Benjamin, XD
YESH
Very obnoxious but very consistent
I really want to erase Clair.
But I wanna LIIIVVVEEE
DONT KILL MEE
Same
@@jenniferhepler8015 NOOOOOOOOOO
Her face ...more than anything
I was just listening to this and I thought he was reading bad fanfiction
Dear Jazza, I was having a rough week. I've been following your channel for a couple years now and I don't know how I missed this one but I'm glad I stumbled upon it tonight because I laughed my metaphorical ass off at this video. It was so funny. I literally laughed out loud multiple times until I cried. Thank you. I honestly feel a bazillion times better. It was so perfectly ridiculous and exactly what I didn't know I absolutely needed.
I hope you're doing better :)
Does your wife know you've been on a dating game?
Aidan Myers No, and it’s gonna stay that way, capiche?
Rosie Low U Capiche!
I'll tell her if you dont! Jk I dont care.
Me: JAZZA HAS A TV SHOW?!?!?
...mom can we move to Australia
Edit: omg 350+ likes whatttttt???? TYSM! :)
PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN PIE !!!!!!!!!!!!
He does! My little brothers watches it a lot. In fact, my introduction to Jazza was through this show and so when I discovered his RUclips channel I was mortified. His persona on the show is so drastically different to his usual channel persona.
eIt's on youtube also you can search it (abc me cartoon it up)
I’m in Australia and I have never seen his show🙁
I was introduced to him by his show, and it took me a year to realise that he was the maker of that show XD I also live in Australia
Today in Aussie NEWS: Young man marries sketch of himself. More at 5.
when you accidentally create a loving relationship with yourself.
that was not accidental at all methinks!
You know You're lonely when you date yourself.😂
You know you're lonely when you marry yourself
You know you're lonely when you're lonely
You know you're lonely when you can't even come up with a reason why you're lonely
You know you're lonely when you don't even want to date yourself
Yeah.
I'm gonna need a "Mrs jazza reacts" to this video, pretty please! 😂💕
U mom gay
@@irmabarac U mom big gay
This was... an experience I never knew I wanted in my life! Still I'm disappointed that no one, Jazza or the creator of the game, used the iconic line "draw me like one of your French girls". Like, com'on! It was right there to take! Dx nonetheless a 10/10 video xD
Some other comment mentioned that Claire would say that if you picked her instead of s
Sketchy
It's used. But not on this route.
Yes it is go watch jack's video of it
Mrs Jazza "I don't know how I feel about you filming a dating sim video..."
Jazza "well honey I'm dating myself"
Mrs Jazza "...maybe create another girl babe"
LOL
As soon as I finished watching jacksepticeye, you uploaded this and literally as I was thinking that ‘it would be cool is jazza played this...’ and BAM! You uploaded this and I’ve never felt so happy..other than that one time I got a cat for Christmas.
G'day ladies and gentlemen, welcome to narcissism and schizophrenia with Jazza, I'm Jazza-
I immediately thought of game grumps.
*Hello, father.*
badabing badaboom omg i’m glad i’m not the only one
SAME 😂😂
I was hoping he would go that route
"I have two children!
That is proof of intercourse, my friends!"
~ Jazza, 2018
C O N S U M M A T E O U R U N I O N
The obnoxious but consistent saying in itself has become obnoxious but consistent
It's called narcissism. Literally loving yourself more than anyone else.
I think as far as sexual attraction goes there's spectrophilia (has multiple definitions but I think one is attraction to your own reflection) and autophilia (straight up attraction to yourself( but yeah those are both probably more common in narcissists, let's be honest.
Beep beep lettuce
Jazza: Hey Jacksepticeye can i copy ur homework?
Jacksepticeye: Ok but dont copy all of it or youtube will notice!
Jazza: Yeah yeah thanks m8!
*When in doubt, copy Jacksepticeye*
😁😁
games become famous,a lot of people play that game = not copying,don't you know what trends are?
@Daniel Walton what do you mean, its not the same.
@@almahaalhosani9562 check out his latest vlog
@@almahaalhosani9562 you are here to enjoy the video or fight
This is 1000% what I expected.
Life lesson, Jazza: don't make everything about yourself or your other self will get upset.
you expected jazz to say to me: "F**K YOU"
cuz i sure didn't... :c
@@littlewolfpawsaj8517 I'm so sorry for laughing, Claire
Sketchy broke up with the creator, but returned because he missed your creativity, and a meaning in life.
That's how he became your avatar, and started testing waters in every drawing challenge.
This makes his life exciting and meaningful.
You're good friends, because you're married and with kids, and he wants you to be successful, so at the end of every video he tells us to subscribe and watch your other art videos, and even the vlog ones, even tho he's not in them. And he does that because he loves you and supports you
The end.
😁🤣
Tbh, this video was a bit cringy xD
Obnoxious but Consistent is truly a good motto here.
Also... You have your own TV cartoon? WhAaaaaaAAaaat
Where can we watch it? How did I miss it?
I actually found quite a few episodes of it on RUclips, so unless they took it down, you may be able to find them. They're a little cringy in a little kid kind of way, but really entertaining
Now this will be part of my headcanon about the Jazza-verse :D
This game is both amazing and the most disturbing thing in existence.
From a game called a Doodle Date, I never expected that you could sign your own divorce papers and kill your lover in this.
I still have hope for Game Grumps.
Some name that includes an emo band Game Grumps made this?
@@VagNumArk Game Grumps played it.
Hello father
Game grumps playthrough was the best one out there.
This game is basically telling u to do their job as an illustrator
I love the youtubers doodle date they’re so wholesome and cute
The game is.... “great” too though lol
Doodle date needs to play this, but maybe on a stream so its not on their more family friendly channel.
“I HAVE TWO CHILDREN. That is PROOF OF INTERCOURSE MY FRIENDS.” 😂😂😂 Omfg
Please play the Claire route, I wanna see your reaction. It’d be hilarious, like if you agree.
I saw Jack play that route and just about died laughing
Homer Simpson 😂
I mean I watched this one, so I’d probably watch that one too ;p
I think the Game Grumps did that
XD
The title is fine, until you remember Jazza has a wife
I thought he had one!
And kids
Yeah i thought of thay
I LITERALLY READ THE TITLE AND WENT "DOESN'T JAZZA ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE WIFE THO
I mean obviously it’s a joke
If you made that Tv show international, my life would be so much better.
I think you can look up iview and then click on abc3 and look it up. im Australian so i don't know if that would work out of Aus but you could give it a try
I mean abc me sorry when i was a kid it was called abc3
"Claire, claire... Y'got the hots for me mate?"
Jazza, your aussie is showing when you're stressed x)