We Don't Talk About China (Song Parody)
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2022
- The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don't like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of "We Don't Talk About Bruno"!
Lyrics:
Psaki/Biden
We don't talk about China, no, no, no!
We don't talk about China
It was inauguration day
We were getting ready and there wasn't a crowd at the mall
Fences all over the mall
China calls in per our mutual win
Corn Pop!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, Jen Psaki, go on!
China says, "We don’t detain…"
What’d those Chinamen tell us?
“Uighurs, or start COVID strains.”
Obama was a clean fella
We’ll circle back another day
Hunter took their pay, so they’re okay!
We don't talk about China, no, no, no!
We don't talk about China!
Disney
Hey! Grew to find a love of China silencing and censoring
I will always pander to their editing and murdering
I associate them with the sound of printing cash
Got a gay kiss? It’s a miss with the Chinese
Edit till we get it all approved by the commies
Grappling with policies we couldn't understand
Do you understand?
Dr. Anthony Fauci
5 foot 7 frame
Bat soup as a snack
All my function gains
Will all fade to black
Can’t hear beagles’ screams
Cause I surgically removed their vocal cords!We don't talk about China, no, no, no!
We don't talk about China
Eric Swalwell
Fang Fang told me she really loved me,
but the next day: GONE!
John Cena
我会说一点普通话
Wǒ huì shuō yīdiǎr pǔtōnghuà
医生一清冲
Yīshēng qīngchóng
Yvonne Tong
When I asked the WHO about Taiwan
my phone call went dead
Chorus
Your fate is sealed when your fortune cookie’s read!
Xi Jinping
I tell you that Taiwan and Hong Kong are in
China and someday be mine
I tell you that my power will grow like the
dragon that fly through the sky(Yes, Xi Jinping is on his way)
LeBron
They told me that their slaves would make me some nice Nike jerseys
If I shut up and dribble(It's like I hear him now)
Xi Jinping
U.S., I want not a sound out of you(It's like I hear him now,
I can hear him now)Donald J. Trump
Um, China...
Yeah, about that China...
I really told you all about China...
I had the the truth and the whole truth, China
(Donald Trump, you get out of here!)
(Get off Twitter)
Chorus
Don't talk about China!
Donald J. Trump
I warned you all about China!
Chorus
Not a word about China!
Donald J. Trump
I really warned you all about China!
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Did you catch the part where they sing about China?
chyna?
nobody listened
Oh man, I will need to watch it again. I missed that.
Hahaha
No. I didn't think this had anything to do with china.
This is what the internet was created for.
patrolling fire bars like this almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I thought the internet was for porn...
What we WISH the purpose of the internet was originally!
@@DavidxPierce well yeah that too
Thx Al Gore!
It is sickening that a news satire website has to report things that actual news networks refuse to talk about, but great job!
The "news" are just propaganda, follow the usury and patronage.
Agreed!
china: these are all disinformation....ask our *cough* bribed disinformation group in your government...pst wire some money to hunter, the big guy gets 50%
What exactly are they reporting on? Human frailty and terror?
MSM all around the globe serve the same masters, like even in my little who cares country, MSM is just pure ruling government propaganda used to badmouth opposition and feed us globalist approved propaganda, I remember reading the same stupid CNN rehashed Trump BS on a daily basis, but never saw a single topic about any of the historic peace deals he made in the middle east. Not listening to news AT ALL is better than getting your "news" just from MSM. And once you have been awaken to all that BS, you see it everywhere.
Everybody’s taking about how accurate everything in this song is, but I’m amazed with how closely they matched the original song. This is a work of art. *chef’s kiss*
It's evil ridiculous offensive propaganda. 😠
@@Victorina32 thank you for your contributions to the party. We will add another ten cents to your account.
@@juvenilemrcia2664 juvenile, Mr CIA.
@@Victorina32 lol, has to be the first time I’ve ever been accused of being CIA. I just might change my account name. “Juvenile Mr CIA” Thanks!
Just mention Tianamen Square Massacre and they disappear.
Wait a second, I thought Babylon Bee was all about satire and not factual truth? LOL. Well done guys, loved it.
Yooloo
This has to be one of the best parodies around
Agree!
Knocked it out of the park.... Shared!!!!
Definitely one of the best, although given the fact that there are pro abortionist who publicly state that they're offended that their mothers didn't get an abortion, I'd have to say that this one is THE best. ruclips.net/video/XBkFSTkZLec/видео.html
"Parody"???
Ethanol, also watch The United Spot... hilarious also.
To whoever did the old-man Biden voice, yet managed to somehow stay perfectly on pitch, I salute you!
Trump voice not bad either!
Babylon Bee we need a way to praise the voice actors who worked on this.
Thanks! Though I'm pretty sure Brandon's stellar editing helped course-correct me a bit :)
It was easy, Greg managed it on his show after all 🤷♂️
And yes great Trump voice
What! It was Biden he was dumb enough and thought the song was saying good things about him and his “American People” Kamala Harris probably had to explain “China is next to a country called Mongolia and Russia is much bigger than Mongolia so basically that’s right” but yes you are right
This should be a Grammy Award nomination. Well done!!!
I’m pretty sure blatant racism isn’t allowed on the Grammy awards.
That moment you're caught between laughing and being horrified.
For reals!
Babylon Bee’s media illiteracy is truly terrifying, indeed.
Worst part is none of this is actually satire…
Imagine just wanting to make a simple political satire channel and accidentally becoming the most accurate news company in the USA
Yesssss!
Satirical format, but presenting truth.
Their motto *is* "fake news you can trust."
In reality, the best humor always has a strong element of truth contained within.
@@mikewurlitzer5217 indeed
it's not the song we wanted, but it's the song we needed.
The talent of these folks is off the charts
I’m pretty sure blatant racism is not “talent”
It's disturbing that everything in this song is 100% factual, and no Hyperbole was needed to stress their point.
Excelent video - everything 100 percent indeed - Well...except Fauci being 5 ft 7 in. 5 ft 2 at the most.
@@lindaelane I’m 5’7… :(
@@MrFantom_ Yes, well, I am saying you are a good deal taller than Fauci.
And that's why it's hilarious and scary.
@@lindaelane he looks about 4' 7" when standing next to any man.
Just when I thought the Bee couldn’t get any better, ya done gone and did this!!😂 Colour me impressed!
Honestly they saw an opportunity, took it and then hit it out of the park. Encanto who?
Will they declare BB to be a terrorist attack?
@@sjesson6979 in today’s “woke” world, the Bee has a never ending supply of material to parody. Love these guys!
I’m pretty sure they could’ve done better than to spew out blatant racism.
As a Chinese, I have the audacity to sing this in China
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JOHN CENA SAID
Your Brave. 🫡
@@alisonxd6197 you're* (sorry)
@@the1nonlyali Lol! Thanks!!🤣
Bravo Baby Bee. I am old, relatively educated, live abroad (of the USA) and subscribe to hundreds of news purveyors in their full spectrum of views in several languages. The greatest irony of it all is that i get a REAL and truest sense of current history by watching the Artists of Irony and Parody. God! How low has our society sunk when we live a moment in time when the the King's jester is the only sane outlet in/of the court. Thank you BB
"Nothing bad ever happened to anyone in any current or former communist regime (but they also deserved it)"- literally any politician
Its not "literally any politician"
Its just western woke politicians
@@quakeknight9680 Western "woke" people + western corrupt politicans
Uh... they were *asking for it* because it wasn't *real* communism... DUH.
@@quakeknight9680 Politicians all go true this process of getting "baptized", they become a spineless creature devoid of logic and meaning, if you think someone does not match this description, then he is not a politician, but a Human...
Sounds similar to an Oingo-Boingo song.
Holy Cheez-Its ... you guys freaking killed it..... Mad props !!!
STOP! I'm dying over here!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy cheezits is such an endearing expression of shock
THIS.IS.SO.FREAKING.GOOD, the VOICE, the HARMONY, the MUSIC with a touch of Chinese elements, the commentary, OMG, this is WELL DONE!
My only problem with this is that’s it’s not actually satire. Just a song about reality.
If what they are sing about is reality, then why use a song about people fearing someone who is just misunderstood? Seems counterintuitive, don’t it?
And the reality is that this video contains blatant racism.
No one:
"I bet you can't make a song that will set a record in ban-able offences...."
The Bee:
Hold my decaffeinated coffee
😂
FTW!
RUclips is a censoring snowflake
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They didn’t make a song. They just plagiarized it from a movie with actual heart put into its songs and its themes because they can’t produce any of that themselves.
Incredible. Should be on my playlist. Bravo, Babylon Bee!
You should search up Anti fascist blues
Whoever voiced Psaki sounds like Psaki singing (if she were a talented singer). Great parody!
The harmonizing towards the end was so confusing and funny. Lol
I would pay an unreasonable amount of money to see the full length musical live.
Me too!! I just commented that it should be a musical 😂😂
Lmao
Well maybe Lin-Manual Miranda will produce a new ‘China’ musical.
@Micael Evans how unreasonable is an unreasonable amount?
Yep a play on broadway.
It's incredible that, in these ever polarizing times, Biden and Trump came together to collaborate on this song.
Biden was told he'd get jell-o if he did. And he wanted to pay homage to the Great MAGA King he only heard about (from himself)
The comment I was going to reply to has been deleted. It said something about a true president. My reply would have been something to the effect of American's should all be in this together. Then I remembered that there's a bunch of ingrates that were born here but want to burn the nation to the ground. God bless. We're in a mess y'all.
😎
Trump was actually very tough on China, unlike most US Presidents.
@@briesullivan883 Yes. Was very good and a breath of fresh air!
This is simply Babylon Bed at their satirical best. Brilliant, simply brilliant.
Bee not bed:)!
Mmhmm
The perfect satirical song doesn’t exi….
BB: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
You call it satire. I call it a gross misuse of a song and its distortion of the actual message.
Absolute best parody I have seen in 20 years..! I am an old man and thoroughly loved what you did. Keep producing ones like this. This was a gem..
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
best parody is herro from the far east side
Agreed! BB is brilliant again!
I am an old woman, and I can define that term, and I agree. The Bee 🐝 is the bomb.
Don’t forget Obama was the *first* clean one according to joe 😂
yes when wallowing in sewage the person who pushed you in, that stands on the ledge is for sure on the thecorrupt committe.
That's right! I forgot that! OMG, Brandon!!
" you’ve got the first sort of main stream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and nice looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man."
And articulate as well!
But Joe Brandon shouldn’t get any flack for that Jack…he was so careful to use the politically correct term “African American.”
When art imitates life. This was a masterpiece and should be on stream to buy !
I am thankful y'all use your powers for good, not evil. Thank you for this gem!!! P.S. I'm making this my ringtone
Lol nice
and we don't talk about the usual suspects. they're _mostly peaceful._
You guys just went next level.
Man you guys are underrated
I can really appreciate the amount of work that went into this video! Getting all of the tracks recorded and mixed to work is impressive.
Oh my bahjeez... had me DYING on the "U.S...... I want not a sound out of you" and then that Trump part!! Y'all KILLED it!!
The One True President!
Will this be on Spotify? I’m hooked. It’s an instant classic.
Hopefully so and that it's presence there will cause a whole gaggle of lib artist to leave.
I’m pretty sure blatant racism isn’t allowed on Spotify.
I’m pretty sure blatant racism isn’t allowed on Spotify.
@@MM-pv5tp what are you talking about?
God damn, this is one of the most faithful recreations of the original song while embodying hilarious parody. you guys put way too much effort into this one and i'm not complaining.
Plz dont say, "G.D."
@@Arp477 G.D.
Sit Nomen Domini Benedictus
BRILLIANT WORK, YET AGAIN!!
Too Bad This Won't 📈 Chart On Billboard Hot 100.
This is awesome!! You busy Bees are so creative and hilarious! Gotta pray for Elon.
So much material...
This obviously needs to be turned into a Broadway musical!
I've seen many musicals - this is as good !
One day , this Will be a musical play. Now, will It make it to Broadway or will we have another major cultural spot to celebrate and support by then??
In a world where reality is so absurd that satire is just factual documentation.
Hilarious! You all are fantastically brilliant!
Normally only Weird Al and Remy from Reason make it onto my parodies-playlist, but this will happily be my first exception. Well done!!!!!!! You deserve all the social credit score!
Remy is a national treasure
It's so funny that he's thought of as Remy from Reason now because I remember listening to him before he even worked with them. 😂 He had a great nanny tax rap that was on the tax foundation youtube channel and sadly it seems to be gone from the internet.
Excellent! You folks keep raising your skills!
This is a hilarious parody, especially since I love "We Don't Talk Ab out Bruno" (even if it is by Disney). I just listened to it three times!
this channel is legendary. they summed up in 4 minutes what the media outlets couldnt sum up in several years.
They really couldn’t have chosen a worse song to parody. Not that the song is bad (it isn’t, it’s a banger and you know it), but that the original message of fear mongering over someone who is misunderstood contradicts what BB is trying to say.
Swalwell and Cena's parts had me in tears😂
Quite possibly the best parody I have ever heard. Funny, accurate, very well done.
This needs to be shown in Times Square and all over America and all over billboards!!!
Parity, education, and constructive criticism is absolutely allowed under fair use laws. Commercials absolutely need to be used to start educating people on basic facts from the heart that beats a child on blood 20 days after conception to how we were Energy independent under Trump until Biden made changes in January 2021 and we also started getting involved in our armies killing people after four years of peace under Trump.
Half the people won’t even get the references..
This is the best thing the Bee has ever made!
You've really outdone yourselves this time!
First time I have ever supported something on RUclips with $$. You deserved this at the least. Incredible work.
Epic
You paid them for work they copied off of maestro ziikos channel. You got played.
@@scottieshawn4814: Maybe.. maybe not. I don’t have time to watch every channel to determine who did what first. If you like content or you value something, then you should put money where you mouth is.
👏🏾
Thank you Babylon Bee. It's a masterpiece.
I can't stop listening to this.... I love it so much
I'm back too.....
A great one! Passed it on!
"Your fate is sealed when your fortune cookie's read" is the most underrated part imo
thank you.
@@deoxribonucleicacid8746 ?
I don’t get it
@@matth6299 probably a little bit late, but it seems the original song is all about peoples fate being predicted.
The Babylon Bee is brilliant 😂
2:47 those cross-melodies oh god, such counterpoint, what beauty...
Oh my god. I was at work listening to this. Thanks Eric for forward this. I bursted out laughing when they were singing in Chinese lol 😂. It’s fantastic!!!
This is certainly not a parody. The impersonations were not always good but you nailed their thoughts, words and deeds. Absolutely one of the best videos you have done. Has the song been nominated for a Grammy yet?
The best parts may have been Fauci, and the ending with "I did, nobody listened" about Trump. The Fang Fang bit was funny too, but I didn't get the reference about the phone call and The WHO in regards to Taiwan.
@@cavedmanjim249 Move over, "Hamilton"!
@@johns9652 A senior WHO official (search WHO Taiwan phone hook up) was asked about Taiwan and COVID. He said he did not hear the question and when the reporter went to repeat the question, it appears that he hung up the call
@@tonycolle8699 Oh right, I remember that story now, first the official says "We already talked about the numbers in China" and then when the reporter asks again, they hang up. I just didn't recognize the name Yvonne Tong on the screen, I guess she was the reporter.
Please don't hold your breath, BB.
As a musician, I approve this.
Ayy
Wow. This was way better than I thought it would be! I was surprised and impressed!!!
This one took some work! This is great! Maybe the best yet. All the voice impersonations were perfect!
Oh shit. I've had the worst day, and just got home from a real shitshow at work where I almost lost my job because a colleague blamed me for his f'ups and our international owners wanted someone to pay of the mistake - and I was the victim d'jour.
This really made me LOL, and I deeply appreciate the humor. I guess it's the little things...
Praying for you and your job!
Sorry
That sucks - sorry to hear that 😞 Hopefully you land something better!
It's always the little things. Chin up, best of luck and God bless.
Who cares
“Their slaves will make me some nice jerseys if I shut up and dribble!” -wow!
Lmao
'Tis the best musical I've ever seen.
Brilliant and so well done!
Man I can feel my social credits rising
The “Corn pop!” Killed me 😂
You have been spiritually been patted on the back random RUclips comment lady.
@@deoxribonucleicacid8746 thanks? (:
As an Aussie I dont get the reference, can you fill me in?
@@barrybludgeon7448 it’s something Biden called someone. I’ll send you a link
@@barrybludgeon7448 ruclips.net/video/oihV9yrZRHg/видео.html
That is the funniest and saddest truth pill. I want to cry.
It is a shame how everyone is praising ignorance. Babylon Bee doesn’t understand the intent of “We don’t talk about Bruno”, yet they are being praised for it?
You guys really are quite amazing.
Brilliant work. Someone should hack into Eurovision and stream this internationally.
This absolutely fantastic. Every part was so well done, the lyrics, the characters chosen, the voices. So so good.
I sent in the suggestion to do this parody about Coumo, as it fit the Bruno rhyme better. Though he is old news and China is definitely more apt given how the elites in our country avoid talking about China any chance they can. Well done.
I have watched this multiple times a day for the last 3 days
The worst part about that WHO interview is that the official from WHO was Canadian. A real embarrassment to my country.
Someone has to help the US carry this load of shame
Wtf are you talking about
Sorry Canada. Trudeau is bad, but he’s good looking. All we get is a bowl of mashed potatoes who looks like a freshly reanimated corpse crossed with the kid who played the banjo in Deliverance. And a pantsuit wearing Tater Twat as the Number Two. We win the crap Olympics.
@@analogalbacore7166 Look it up. I had to.
@@analogalbacore7166 you really should look up the interview
Puts a whole new spin on a song I've been forced to listen to... Over and over. Thank you! 😄😂
XDDD
Parent, eh?
AMAZING!! HILARIOUS all of it is so true🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Had to listen multiple times! Bravo! 👏👏👏 Now it’s in my head! 😂
‘We’ll circle back..’ I bet Orwell would love that phrase!
This needs to bee on Spotify.
I love that I actually know about everything they referenced. Makes it more entertaining
How does this not have a million views already!?
I was just going to say that and that they should have more subs
That was funny and sad at the same time. Great work, folks!
Another brilliant stroke by Babylon Bee! You guys make a more succinct point through humor than anyone I know. Keep it up!
EXCEPT maybe Mr. Sears.
This is unironically good from the lyrics to the impressions. Funny enough, bat soup is a rumored cause of the coronavirus, just as much as Camilo's entire part is slander on his uncle.
YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE!!! I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS CHANNEL
The single greatest parody on RUclips. XD
Oh shit , I’ll never hear this song the same , this is so much better
Great job! Very funny! Need to update the South Pacific in the China spread.
(Also shows Lin Manuel's talent in the original, particularly the melody mash)
The best part was still the random 'Corn Pop' at the beginning 😂
Dudes and ladies, amazing work. Round of applause 👏👏👏 You guys should try to get in contact with Tom MacDonald and collab. Made me laugh and great editing. Good stuff 👍🎉🇨🇦
The amount of work that went into this lol! Very high production quality. The highest, in fact. Ask anyone.
I loved the part Fauci mentioned ripping out beagles vocal chords lol
I was singing along.
Excellent satire, folks. I couldn't stop laughing.
this song deserves some kind of award.
You all are just plain genius. I mean really - that's great talent.
Once again the Bee has expertly walked the blurry, tightrope line that separates parody, politics & reality with cat burglar finesse.
And then proceeded to fall down a 15 story building because they don’t know what an overarching theme is and how music plays into that and just see “popular song to make parody hit pieces”
This is a bop. I'd love to see someone edit clips of them so they actually sing this.