Egypt Fake Bazaar Bonanza!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast  4 года назад +451

    How'd you guys like Egypt? I found it to be super fun!
    For you guys, I just released a FREE Market Guide on my website if you're into that kinda thing.
    Go cop it! bit.ly/FREEMarketGuide

    • @bobbybobbington646
      @bobbybobbington646 4 года назад +19

      As long as you don't demand money as a 'donation' later!

    • @Mocro1984
      @Mocro1984 4 года назад +7

      Nice, but dont forget to do Morocco, can't wait.

    • @stcatherineproject
      @stcatherineproject 4 года назад +3

      Bro, are you in Cairo rn?

    • @genemechanic6773
      @genemechanic6773 4 года назад +4

      Morocco, Egypt and Tunisia all deceive tourists with the free items/donations and or inflate prices even after u negotiated. So wouldn't recommend it for lone as well as inexperienced travellers.

    • @hussainyafih2747
      @hussainyafih2747 4 года назад +1

      ultimate bro I'm watching from 2018 ur bargains are a great way to shop thanks a lot bro love from 🇮🇳 tamilnadu Hussain Yafih

  • @anthonyhernandez4467
    @anthonyhernandez4467 4 года назад +1785

    When the world needed him most, he came back

    • @daskamu
      @daskamu 4 года назад +42

      The hero we needed right now but not the hero we deserve

    • @hug.rection8596
      @hug.rection8596 4 года назад +4

      The legend is back and hopefully he’ll stay

    • @jesusruiz3497
      @jesusruiz3497 4 года назад

      Lmao!

    • @elivincent515
      @elivincent515 4 года назад

      I think the iron sheik has a phrase for people like colin

    • @jawedfayazi2995
      @jawedfayazi2995 4 года назад

      I don’t think the world population is 1.33million

  • @MikeyDLooffy
    @MikeyDLooffy 4 года назад +1457

    Collin: "You tried tricking me."
    Also Collin: "I'm from Idaho, New Zealand."

  • @kloudflare2592
    @kloudflare2592 4 года назад +843

    My man went from "Don't break my heart" to "Don't break my neck"😂😂😂

    • @mohamdaburea6360
      @mohamdaburea6360 4 года назад +5

      🖕

    • @johanliebert4574
      @johanliebert4574 4 года назад +45

      Mohamd Abu rea شكلك انت البياع😂

    • @realmadrid5003
      @realmadrid5003 4 года назад +6

      @@johanliebert4574 😂😂

    • @iAngeL7
      @iAngeL7 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @goatofcod0
      @goatofcod0 4 года назад +1

      @@johanliebert4574 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MNewsTime
    @MNewsTime 4 года назад +2419

    Something tells me that guys real name isn’t “Mike”

    • @omarahmed1338
      @omarahmed1338 4 года назад +155

      Yeh it's not a popular Egyptian name

    • @marshallislandsg5630
      @marshallislandsg5630 4 года назад +197

      There is a substantial Christian population in Egypt. But yeah, this guy could be lying to make his western customers feel a bit more cozy towards him.

    • @samheedy
      @samheedy 4 года назад +87

      Lol trust me, that guy's name isn't Mike 😂

    • @locs13000
      @locs13000 4 года назад +51

      Ikr. His real name is probably john

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 года назад +17

      He was born in the US so maybe?

  • @arifmiah7462
    @arifmiah7462 4 года назад +519

    “Don’t break my heart” 😂😂😂 that phrase is defo page 1 in the fake market handbook

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 4 года назад +44

      and my neck

    • @DeathWireGaming
      @DeathWireGaming 4 года назад +39

      I'm not Alibaba. I'm Muhammad. 🤣🤣

    • @arifmiah7462
      @arifmiah7462 4 года назад +8

      Patrick M that killed me 😂😂😂 defo uses that one with all his customers

    • @Wolf-es1el
      @Wolf-es1el 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @jaje3106
      @jaje3106 4 года назад

      "I give you 300 for it" :D

  • @lakenall2323
    @lakenall2323 4 года назад +643

    “Where you from?” “Idaho” “Where?” “New Zealand” “Ohhhhh” 😂

  • @CigarKingDom
    @CigarKingDom 4 года назад +1122

    First seller: that's my 100 years old shop.
    Colin: I can do 20 years.

  • @vishva3208
    @vishva3208 4 года назад +815

    I laughed so hard when that guy said *I'm not Alibaba. I'm Mohammad.*

  • @User-ew6cs
    @User-ew6cs 4 года назад +97

    i think it’s safe to say that there’s never a “final price”

  • @AshleyM-in6uk
    @AshleyM-in6uk 4 года назад +1084

    "Where you come from?"
    "Idaho"
    "Sorry?"
    "Idaho"
    "Where?"
    "New Zealand."

  • @AndreaHernandez-iw4pu
    @AndreaHernandez-iw4pu 4 года назад +523

    “I’m not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed” and I’m sure Mohammed got the watches from Alibaba LOL

  • @steadfast00
    @steadfast00 4 года назад +199

    OMG This bargaining is very nerve-racking ! I am Egyptian and I cannot deal with those sellers

    • @ClasherxTrojan
      @ClasherxTrojan 4 года назад +7

      Me too bro I agree 😂😂😂 super colin

    • @edetz2897
      @edetz2897 4 года назад +3

      Wallah same

    • @Bobby.B619
      @Bobby.B619 4 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @yousefessam9337
      @yousefessam9337 3 года назад

      Same

    • @bigboi5491
      @bigboi5491 3 года назад

      @Je dagelijks portie internet just say u hate black people dawg

  • @mrbask.
    @mrbask. 4 года назад +267

    Collin: buy a T-Shirt and goes away
    Dealer: No trousers?
    No short?
    NOKIA???

    • @MrMasterLoulou
      @MrMasterLoulou 4 года назад +2

      No homo

    • @mouadmdafai1243
      @mouadmdafai1243 4 года назад +1

      he also wrote what's up in the sub but the man said walad means boy come here

  • @belalmohammed2265
    @belalmohammed2265 4 года назад +53

    250!!! My dude you’re getting straight up scammed, the same products can be bought from street shops, with way less of a price. These products are not original or special, they’re the same quality you’d find on AliExpress. This is not friendliness,this is toxic.
    (Edit)The clothes are actually nice and reasonable given the area you’re buying from, but watches, jewelry, wallets, and bags be careful buying those, you’ll find them on AliExpress for less than 10 dollars but this guy is trying to sell it for 1800 EGP, how much do you think they’re inflating the price, that you start with 1800 and go all the way to 300. I wish we had rules in this country to prevent this type of behavior.

    • @RealTalkCrypto
      @RealTalkCrypto 4 года назад +2

      Capitalism.. what rule can u make? Think about it

    • @belalmohammed2265
      @belalmohammed2265 4 года назад +8

      Real Talk Crypto capitalism? Are you naive? Do we call fraud capitalism in this world? If you believe capitalism works you better believe that supporting knockoff Chinese products and selling them as the original with 100 times their value isn’t acceptable. You can’t just deceive yourself that everything that brings you money is capitalism. That word has a meaning and it’s not fraud.

    • @RealTalkCrypto
      @RealTalkCrypto 4 года назад +1

      @@belalmohammed2265 so are u saying ban fakes? Or cap how much they can be sold for?

  • @R3AL1
    @R3AL1 4 года назад +399

    rumor has it the guy is still asking for "half the price"

  • @muzzammilhabib4691
    @muzzammilhabib4691 4 года назад +644

    Colin at court
    Judge: you are going to serve 10 years in prison
    Colin: 2 years is final

  • @reflex_skillex3884
    @reflex_skillex3884 4 года назад +262

    Imagine he buy a bugatti
    Seller: 2000000$
    He: I can do 20$
    Seller: Give me money
    😂😂

    • @kasidi9760
      @kasidi9760 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mohamedmoaawd2056
      @mohamedmoaawd2056 4 года назад +8

      Seller : Dont break my heart :P :D

    • @idkwhoiam4072
      @idkwhoiam4072 3 года назад

      That's a cheap Bugatti ngl

    • @Thepinkxx
      @Thepinkxx 3 года назад

      Loooooool

    • @tarfriniousblingo800
      @tarfriniousblingo800 3 года назад +2

      A little fact for you guys you can't just go into a bugatti dealership and buy the first car you like, you actually have to build a relationship with bugatti by buying their old cars like the veyron or showing how passionate you are about the brand, ferrari actually do that sometimes too(i know what you made is just a joke but here are just some facts)

  • @james4eng44
    @james4eng44 4 года назад +109

    First dude was the salesman of the year.

  • @osamaayyad380
    @osamaayyad380 4 года назад +26

    Collin, you’re so awesome. The way you’re being patient and professional in handling bargaining is truly unique.

  • @2005alexander
    @2005alexander 4 года назад +48

    Normal tourist in Egypt: Let’s see the Pyramid and the Sphinx!
    Collin: *B A R G A I N*

  • @heyyyarnolddd_
    @heyyyarnolddd_ 4 года назад +198

    16:06 the guy wearing the white shirt told the other guy to stop asking you for money

    • @nreut
      @nreut 4 года назад +59

      If that's true, that's actually really cool and nice

    • @FUThitz
      @FUThitz 4 года назад +14

      Noah Reutzel yeah that’s what he said

    • @simi8253
      @simi8253 4 года назад +63

      @@nreut He is smart, cuz they dont want destroy the tourism, thats there life... But the most seller dont get it...

    • @Hashira_DM4808
      @Hashira_DM4808 4 года назад +48

      after watching that scene I don't think I would go there.

    • @ayhamabusalem9113
      @ayhamabusalem9113 4 года назад +1

      Confirmed.

  • @og.baller8037
    @og.baller8037 4 года назад +73

    Lmaoooo “im not Ali baba I’m Mohamed “ 😂😭

  • @davidmilov4448
    @davidmilov4448 4 года назад +361

    “I’m not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed.”- quote of the year

    • @rordongamsay5901
      @rordongamsay5901 4 года назад +1

      But that’s the same thing?

    • @Zayn068
      @Zayn068 4 года назад +9

      @@rordongamsay5901 No its not alibaba and the 40 thieves its an arabic story

    • @arch0robert
      @arch0robert 3 года назад +1

      @@Zayn068 He actually meant I'm not Alibaba but I'm one of the 40 thieves .. LOL!

    • @whyparkjiminnotridejimin
      @whyparkjiminnotridejimin 3 года назад

      @@rordongamsay5901 Are you a Bavarian football fan?

    • @georgmettmann5722
      @georgmettmann5722 3 года назад +1

      but all hes good were form alibaba... the hole sortiment of watches is 3-5$ a piece on alibaba :D

  • @rainey06au
    @rainey06au 4 года назад +185

    The last guy was reasonably genuine, the rest are just pulling swiftys

    • @SchwarzeSun
      @SchwarzeSun 4 года назад +11

      Yeah gave a reasonable price straight away and had no room to negotiate and didn't care to negotiate. Sweet and simple

    • @Johnny.Picklez
      @Johnny.Picklez 4 года назад

      Swifty's? Are you American? I would call if "a fast one" pulling a fast one. Maybe it's just a dialect thing but Iver never heard that term

    • @TzOn79
      @TzOn79 4 года назад +14

      Collin: buy a T-Shirt and goes away
      Dealer: No trousers?
      No short?
      NOKIA???

    • @ausqfx3765
      @ausqfx3765 4 года назад +3

      17:07 this guy was the most genuine

    • @Kamikaazeflo
      @Kamikaazeflo 4 года назад

      I currently stay in Egypt for 4 years now and thats actually extremely expensive :DD he couldve got it for like 100 total max

  • @MasterMinczy
    @MasterMinczy 4 года назад +12

    Hey Collin, nice Videos of Egypts Markets. Congrats. The editing is hilarious and awesome, Bro. I am from Germany and live here in Egypt in the south. So if you are still here it would be a pleasure to meet you and offer you hospitality for a few days if you like. Go on and give some more content of this great stuff of Egypts live full of respect for all the nice people here. Really hope to see more of that.

  • @Misttakenn
    @Misttakenn 4 года назад +99

    ''My name is not Alibaba, it's Mohhamed'' that got me rolling round in circles lmao

    • @prajwalshetty1636
      @prajwalshetty1636 4 года назад

      😂

    • @Titusvorenus
      @Titusvorenus 4 года назад +1

      Why ? I never got why people always laugh for so little on RUclips's comment.

    • @maniac8128
      @maniac8128 4 года назад +2

      @@Titusvorenus Just let people laugh lol does it really matter

  • @markosavic3614
    @markosavic3614 4 года назад +72

    Sun: Today will be 30°C
    Collin: I can do like mhmm 23°C

  • @torbenm2375
    @torbenm2375 4 года назад +5

    In Arab markets, pay 20% of the first price. When they start telling you about how they have to feed their family, you know, you are on a good track.

  • @steveblease
    @steveblease 4 года назад +58

    These guys are way too intense, it would drive me f...ing mental dealing with them every time I wanted something.

    • @djillalibenderbous3346
      @djillalibenderbous3346 4 года назад +5

      thats just in Khan el Khalil because you are sort of expected to haggle there. In normal places around Cairo, its pretty much the same as EU. You can buy souvenirs and stuff in other places, but it doesnt have the same feel as getting it from Khan el Khalil

    • @Keksteig82
      @Keksteig82 4 года назад +4

      @@djillalibenderbous3346 i´m travelling to egypt every year and i really hate the aggresive style in every tourist destination.. Hurghada and so on is horrible

    • @djillalibenderbous3346
      @djillalibenderbous3346 4 года назад

      Keksteig82 yeh I understand they can be hard on tourists. I do not share the same experiences since I was going to school and having Egyptian friends made visiting Egypt a lot easier.

    • @arefashionista
      @arefashionista 4 года назад

      Djilali Benderbous where are u from?

  • @saeedzahra
    @saeedzahra 4 года назад +28

    11:04 he said "without money, we don't want money, we just give things away" 😂😂

  • @Ng-oj7ib
    @Ng-oj7ib 4 года назад +32

    Sorry I can only do 500
    Ok for you my friend, 1400
    THE NEGOTIATOR

  • @farisi_uae
    @farisi_uae 4 года назад +424

    Sad to see how the young guy is swearing to God whilst he is lying. He is probably a Muslim and doing that in Islam is strictly forbidden.

    • @bm5439
      @bm5439 4 года назад +85

      Typical Egyptians

    • @tonymontana597
      @tonymontana597 4 года назад +7

      Lying in forgiving in any religion or culture lol

    • @zxzx77
      @zxzx77 4 года назад +40

      A hustler gotta do what a hustler gotta do bruh

    • @Xiao_PP
      @Xiao_PP 4 года назад +19

      but lieing to non muslims is strickly ok?

    • @marwanmike1284
      @marwanmike1284 4 года назад +2

      Its called business

  • @AllStuff4Clips
    @AllStuff4Clips 4 года назад +501

    desert guys looked so shady

    • @Bendew
      @Bendew 4 года назад +13

      Bruh

    • @omar2046
      @omar2046 4 года назад +113

      yeah, you could easily be killed or beaten up in the desert and robbed if you are alone. Well done on just giving him the money. Btw the other guy was trying to stop him, seems like the reasonable one.

    • @obadanw
      @obadanw 4 года назад +26

      @@omar2046 some people got no heart they just care about money. And they'll do anything even kill you he was lucky to leave alive

    • @sua6887
      @sua6887 4 года назад +53

      Mjölnir yup; he was telling him to stop and leave the man (Collin) alone

    • @dmichaelgaines1761
      @dmichaelgaines1761 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a video game lol. Desert bandits.

  • @lucbrunner1331
    @lucbrunner1331 4 года назад +158

    COVID-19
    Colin: How about COVID-13?

    • @al3x1386
      @al3x1386 4 года назад +4

      Underrated.

    • @MrDeathorfreedom
      @MrDeathorfreedom 3 года назад +6

      You make me happy I make you happy.
      In between , Covid-15? Ok

    • @TF-km2ls
      @TF-km2ls 3 года назад

      Mind Of Virtuoso Some people have masks in the video

    • @TF-km2ls
      @TF-km2ls 3 года назад

      Mind Of Virtuoso oh okey okey

  • @patio87
    @patio87 4 года назад +266

    I'd rather be ignored than people being "friendly".

    • @tracy9541
      @tracy9541 4 года назад +2

      Same lol

    • @hamzhehe5062
      @hamzhehe5062 4 года назад +3

      But in their situation I’d understand why they act like that

    • @keyboardrambo
      @keyboardrambo 4 года назад +18

      Friendly in Egypt means intruding and annoying

    • @DailyFunFacts23608
      @DailyFunFacts23608 4 года назад +9

      Nah bro in arab culture people are really friendly to each other and are very helpful, like even though there is poverty there there aren’t as much homelessness because people help eachother

    • @WiinoGP
      @WiinoGP 4 года назад +2

      @@DailyFunFacts23608 Actually there are a lot of homeless in Egypt. And usually the moms put the kids to sell tissues on streets, in the cold winter

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 4 года назад +181

    Isnt it amazing how the sellers "cost" is always a certain number yet they're willing to sell a "loss" lmfao

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 4 года назад +7

      That’s how they haggle

    • @jagernautsteelfist3648
      @jagernautsteelfist3648 4 года назад +15

      Im a seller and each item cost only 3-5 usd and they managed to sell around 70 usd and collin still managed to pay around 15 usd so its actually not a loss, still win but no much

    • @Ghostxx
      @Ghostxx 4 года назад +13

      @@jagernautsteelfist3648 from 3 usd to 15 usd is a 400% profit percentage. That's really good.

    • @dej1541
      @dej1541 4 года назад +17

      @@Ghostxx Yeah but you have to calculate how much they sell? That's why his desperate to make a much bigger profit because this is maybe his only opportunity that week or so.

    • @kausarahmed4196
      @kausarahmed4196 4 года назад +7

      @@Ghostxx it's not really a profit, because that's probably their only customer in months. It's not easy living in these places that's why they are really desperate.

  • @torbenm2375
    @torbenm2375 4 года назад +48

    3:46 MIGUEL. Must be the only Egyptian called Miguel *lol*

    • @l0g1x85
      @l0g1x85 3 года назад +9

      It's just a fake name so tourists feel normal

    • @thirstiestvillager9233
      @thirstiestvillager9233 3 года назад +1

      @@l0g1x85 I thought maybe he was from Morocco or something, but yeah, fake name sounds more likely.

  • @ac6630
    @ac6630 4 года назад +47

    "I'm not Alibaba my name is Mohammad" 😂😂😂

  • @MrFuguDataScience
    @MrFuguDataScience 4 года назад +58

    That camel situation is a scam, they run that near the pyramids and extort you.

    • @a-1886
      @a-1886 4 года назад +1

      What do you mean? Can you please explain

    • @MrFuguDataScience
      @MrFuguDataScience 4 года назад +1

      @Ain'tShit Gravy ,exactly

    • @Joshua-hf2hr
      @Joshua-hf2hr 4 года назад +15

      @Wolf gang We dont have camel activity in America

    • @g.koch.
      @g.koch. 4 года назад +1

      @Wolf gangthey do it with all tourists no matter what country 🤷‍♂️

    • @Joe-kg6ep
      @Joe-kg6ep 4 года назад +3

      Ain'tShit Gravy bro I would’ve fought those dudes for 1$. But Collin did the smarter thing. You don’t know what they could’ve done to him. I wouldn’t criticize him for that.

  • @victordanis9688
    @victordanis9688 3 года назад +33

    5:45
    dudes woke af, askin the real questions
    "I'm from America"
    "You need something automatic?"

  • @LeoNSCovers
    @LeoNSCovers 4 года назад +57

    Damn youre brave Colin... some people ruthless money hungry

  • @uwotm8823
    @uwotm8823 4 года назад +223

    Lol the guy in the dessert was telling his friend to stop asking for money so u probably didnt have to give him the extra money

    • @vetwetfngg4210
      @vetwetfngg4210 4 года назад +3

      yeah.. i would rather just leave i dont care how he feels but just leave.. idk why he gave him the money

    • @mipali956
      @mipali956 4 года назад +64

      Uwontknow Me he felt scared since he’s alone in the dessert with two guys who he thinks might gang up on him since he doesn’t speak the language and can’t understand what’s happening so he decided to pay and save his life which is understandable and actually a very wise decision

    • @dejavu1271
      @dejavu1271 4 года назад +5

      @@mipali956 Indeed. *Prevention is better than cure*

    • @liam64
      @liam64 4 года назад

      YOU WOT, MATE?!

    • @jay_661
      @jay_661 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I heard him say "stop! Enough!"

  • @Rayyan-ki6kz
    @Rayyan-ki6kz 4 года назад +68

    “My name is not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed” When he said that i was dyinggg 😂😂😂😂

  • @dudebeast7607
    @dudebeast7607 4 года назад +116

    Everything is free
    Collin: I can do -10
    Free!!!!
    Collin: okay I'll do -5 last price

  • @iangoodall6169
    @iangoodall6169 4 года назад +144

    “Everyone is so friendly here”... that’s because they are trying to rip you off! Haha ... $40 for a fake watch 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

    • @noodle7725
      @noodle7725 4 года назад +5

      yea but i've been there, many friendly people there, made a lot of friends

    • @BNTLV
      @BNTLV 4 года назад +9

      It's actually reasonable in Egypt, it's very expensive nowadays and this fake watch literally costs hundreds of pounds in other places in Egypt even to me who's Egyptian

    • @iangoodall6169
      @iangoodall6169 4 года назад +3

      RimaWatch Khadeir “friends” 🤣

    • @iangoodall6169
      @iangoodall6169 4 года назад +8

      Wild Dog hundreds of pounds .. I’d rather buy a real watch for £100 than spend £40 on a fake one .. I’ve been to lots of different markets in various countries and this is well over priced !

    • @colinsushiboy745
      @colinsushiboy745 4 года назад

      These street vendors are retarded. Can buy a decent watch on Amazon for less than 75.00. No need to purchase a fake

  • @HG-ho7ys
    @HG-ho7ys 4 года назад +11

    I usually try to only carry a small amount of money that I think I’m going to need ahead of time in the large pocket of my wallet and I divide the rest into small groups and put that into the different hidden sleeves just so that I never show too much at a glance. People always seem to check how much you have in there whether you’re in the US or in a foreign country. Don’t know if this applies to your travels but after that desert situation it might be something to try out. Stay safe out there!

  • @Poul_Mathias
    @Poul_Mathias 4 года назад +46

    "dont break my heart BLEAZE!" xD

  • @yunusegunes
    @yunusegunes 4 года назад +62

    Collin: “You took all my money”
    Guy: “OK”

  • @Bigryanwalker
    @Bigryanwalker 4 года назад +126

    He definitely needs to get a traveling partner for sticky situations.

  • @gamingwithredwan5013
    @gamingwithredwan5013 4 года назад +76

    “Wallahi” is “I promise” btw if someone was wondering

    • @jessepinkman3075
      @jessepinkman3075 4 года назад +22

      Also "I swear on God"

    • @iceblock4122
      @iceblock4122 4 года назад +11

      that kid said wallahi my cost is 500 and he sold for 400.... hmmmm

    • @BananaJoe9217
      @BananaJoe9217 4 года назад +1

      @@iceblock4122 He shitsure did some lose there m8.

    • @djillalibenderbous3346
      @djillalibenderbous3346 4 года назад +1

      @@BananaJoe9217 I bet he bought those watch for about 50 each honestly.

    • @Ghostxx
      @Ghostxx 4 года назад +2

      @@iceblock4122 Ive lived in egypt, and so many people there just say wallahi and lie

  • @BIGZcwalker
    @BIGZcwalker 4 года назад +46

    "i'm from America"
    5 mins later
    "Idaho, New Zealand"

  • @worldofsnoscar133
    @worldofsnoscar133 4 года назад +5

    1:43his face is funny as hell 😂😂
    "which part of america?" mike is a legend

  • @jm.meister
    @jm.meister 4 года назад +16

    9:03 "I'm not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed" lmao😂

  • @HassanPoyo
    @HassanPoyo 4 года назад +70

    Hahaha so proud that my country was covered here, one of the hardest hagglers especially when they see a foreigner 😂 these traders even rob egyptians (their own people) when it comes to giving prices

    • @madtinggggg8837
      @madtinggggg8837 4 года назад +3

      Proud that they bump people and lie, nice one.

    • @faris4333
      @faris4333 4 года назад +3

      I literally live in the place next to the nile

    • @madtinggggg8837
      @madtinggggg8837 4 года назад +3

      @@HassanPoyo can't rate lying and doing people for money, I lived in Egypt for a year so I know how it is also.

    • @whoami3307
      @whoami3307 4 года назад

      your country is worse than India lol.

  • @alphacentavra183
    @alphacentavra183 4 года назад +25

    “It’s free.”
    Collin:”naah thats a bit too much”
    “Ok your price?”
    Collin:”you owe me 2$”
    “3$”
    Collin:”naah, too much, 2, 50$?”
    “Ok deal, you handsome man”

  • @dust5009
    @dust5009 4 года назад +114

    The whole world: we must do a quarantine for atleast 3 weeks
    Egypt: covid who???!

    • @zainabimad3299
      @zainabimad3299 4 года назад +8

      moe ali my state is experiencing a second wave of coronavirus, we went from have 3-4 cases daily to 200 cases overnight, today we will go in 6 week quarantine and schools are being temporarily shut, please pray for me and my family! 🥺☺️🙏🏻

    • @AnonymousSuperTuber
      @AnonymousSuperTuber 4 года назад +9

      @@zainabimad3299 lol you are very stupid. The virus is fake

    • @AnonymousSuperTuber
      @AnonymousSuperTuber 4 года назад

      @Abdulrahman Khaled u 2 bro

    • @cfcyassin7433
      @cfcyassin7433 4 года назад

      It’s an old video

    • @3liMoe
      @3liMoe 4 года назад

      i see what you've done with my name here

  • @aapitv8686
    @aapitv8686 4 года назад +119

    That dude: everything is free
    Colin: i will do it if I get 5 dollars.
    Hi hope you having a great day!

  • @WiseEyes313
    @WiseEyes313 4 года назад +10

    You should have like a meter on the vids when you’re haggling, that shows what their starting price was and how much they keep coming down by

  • @lucwideyes
    @lucwideyes 4 года назад +96

    collin buying a lambo:
    dealer: its 600k
    Collin: best i can do is 5 and a pack of used gum

    • @apolloeditsxd
      @apolloeditsxd 4 года назад +2

      dealer: best i can do 10, lowest price

    • @misspoppinsss5282
      @misspoppinsss5282 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ahafizchannel3014
      @ahafizchannel3014 4 года назад

      Hopefully collin will do a video bargaining that lambo😂

    • @lucwideyes
      @lucwideyes 4 года назад

      @@apolloeditsxd little more little mroe please

  • @aritrasur2682
    @aritrasur2682 4 года назад +39

    I'm not Alibaba 😂😂

  • @rogerherrera4485
    @rogerherrera4485 4 года назад +42

    Hi Collin, that scene in the desert with the camel was very dangerous. They could even murder you because that is in the middle of nowhere, no one can practically see if they commit a crime. Please be careful next time.

    • @nottgamer4817
      @nottgamer4817 3 года назад

      Mm

    • @cali0056
      @cali0056 3 года назад

      not true man this place is safe they just try their best to get money from u but will never touch u or say anything bad , the place is surrounded by police everywhere !

    • @garretttosh8669
      @garretttosh8669 3 года назад +2

      Lmao yeah right, they just wanted to push for more money to see how far he would bend

    • @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726
      @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726 3 года назад

      Are you an idiot or something !!!
      Noone can touch a tourist or a foreigner in Egypt .. they can't even touch an Egyptian and the whole place is watched by cops and secret agents. Therefore, before giving an assumption or such accusation try to know what you are talking about!!
      Man it looks like you are brain washed so bad by your media !!

    • @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726
      @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726 3 года назад

      Again .. the man who rented the beach buggy was telling the camel man to stop telling Collin to pay more .. because he would still have to pay for the beach buggy
      So basically no speech was directed to collin when they looked nervous
      Simply I don't know what's the wrong with you to write such a stupid comment

  • @EvanEraTV
    @EvanEraTV 4 года назад +44

    Ayy Khan el-Khalili market! i performed street magic there when i was in Cairo. super nice people

  • @mayareed3853
    @mayareed3853 4 года назад +23

    Every single person who’s trying to sell: OK I’ll give you a good price “only for you” 😂

  • @Gullpojken
    @Gullpojken 4 года назад +3

    That shop at 17:00 gave you good price and seems like a good store.

  • @charlesxavier4850
    @charlesxavier4850 4 года назад +5

    Welcome back, missed you ever since we went into lockdown. Stay safe and keep up with your video's that we all enjoy 😁👍

  • @MrJoaoAfonso
    @MrJoaoAfonso 4 года назад +22

    WHEN THEY COME WITH THE "SPECIAL FOR YOU" I GO AWAY

  • @garretttosh8669
    @garretttosh8669 3 года назад +4

    Shop Keeper: Don't break my neck please
    Collin: **backflips and snaps his neck**
    "Sorry, can't do it"

  • @luisvicente9136
    @luisvicente9136 4 года назад +50

    you kept saying they are friendly people.. it doesnt seem so.. damn.. those sellers are nuts

    • @jamiekerr1234
      @jamiekerr1234 4 года назад +7

      I was there last year with my wife - found a lot of the sellers pretty aggressive. Not all of them, but enough for you to notice.

    • @1tsWes
      @1tsWes 4 года назад +2

      they were friendly to him

    • @luisvicente9136
      @luisvicente9136 4 года назад

      @@1tsWes im not implying they arent friendly.. the perfume dude and the desert dude were shit..

    • @raumysoliman8797
      @raumysoliman8797 4 года назад +1

      If u go anywhere in the country they will be like this

    • @munatoir
      @munatoir 4 года назад

      Raumy Soliman not everyone is like that..

  • @samheedy
    @samheedy 4 года назад +63

    Trust me guys, that guy's name isn't Mike 😂 that's just a sleazy trick these guys are using to relate with their customers

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, who in the world would live in Egypt with their father instead of the US with their mother 😂

    • @marionjesuthasan5450
      @marionjesuthasan5450 4 года назад +2

      Sam 90 Egyptians can also be Christians:Coptic Christians, and many have Christian names like Michael...which isn’t uncommon to be shortened to Mike.

    • @amir.k8085
      @amir.k8085 4 года назад +1

      Im Egyptian and my little brothers name is Michael(mike)

    • @diabloa.1700
      @diabloa.1700 4 года назад

      I lost it when that guy said his name is miguel

  • @radwasayed7171
    @radwasayed7171 4 года назад

    Colliiiin, unbelievable!!! Man!! You taught me so good lesson of "how to buy stuff " ur taking stuff with so good prices! Unbelievable! a foreigner guy taught an Egyptian how to buy! Lol, thx bro! I will try ur way! And if i success, like you. I will come here and put a comment and tell u if does it work or no!

  • @andrewsamir1361
    @andrewsamir1361 4 года назад +66

    as an egyptian i feel like i should apologize to you man , like i know that tourists get scammed all the time but that's just like a complete robbery

    • @mahmoudadel4453
      @mahmoudadel4453 4 года назад +17

      منظر البياعين وطريقة تعاملهم معاه مقززه جدا جدا وتخلي الواحد ياخد فكره وحشه عن مصر

    • @khalafdansaid7401
      @khalafdansaid7401 4 года назад +8

      Mahmoud Adel
      صدقتَ! لا ينبغي هذا التعامل السيء مع السياح حتى ولو أتواْ من الغرب فإن البائعين يقومون بنهبهم وهذه طبعا ليست صورة جيدة لمصر وأهلها ولا للسياح المحتملين!

    • @masonlux1444
      @masonlux1444 2 года назад +1

      اقسم بالله انا زعلان اوي علي اللي بيحصل ده
      مشهد مؤسف وصوره سيئه جداا لبلادنا
      I swear to God, I felt very sad because they abuse our country
      I am really sad

  • @Jonathan_Camps
    @Jonathan_Camps 4 года назад +24

    “I can do 400.”
    “Okay i’ll take 500.”

  • @Sergekbtr
    @Sergekbtr 4 года назад +6

    Don't break my neck. I'm laughing, almost dropped my coffee cup. :D

  • @Foralluhaterz
    @Foralluhaterz 4 года назад +55

    Covid 19 test 200 dollars
    Collin: 'heres 2 cents'
    'Done'

  • @Princip86
    @Princip86 4 года назад +12

    The perfume was the sole authentic thing in the whole market!

  • @Dems411
    @Dems411 4 года назад +1

    7:00 “don’t break my heart” 🥺 lol

  • @BorisPecker
    @BorisPecker 4 года назад +38

    My man was about to get murdered in the desert 😂

    • @wtpwdsmg9528
      @wtpwdsmg9528 4 года назад +6

      Yea that guy was being a douche. But nice camel though.

    • @assestisis273
      @assestisis273 4 года назад

      @@wtpwdsmg9528 thanks we made it by hands lol

  • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
    @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 4 года назад +86

    Doctor: The COVID-19 vaccine is $300
    Collin: How about $3 final offer.

    • @Vapegician
      @Vapegician 4 года назад +8

      Doctor: "$300 no, $3 no. Between, final price. Don't break my heart."

    • @reallyshiesty2436
      @reallyshiesty2436 4 года назад +1

      @@Vapegician 💯😂😂😂😂😂

    • @realfresh8524
      @realfresh8524 4 года назад +1

      Jason Garcia lol

  • @samyenney
    @samyenney 4 года назад +1

    Hahaha.. I love ur little tribute to d cats in d mid of video.. 🐈

  • @okay8667
    @okay8667 4 года назад +17

    "Wallahi my cost is 500"
    Also proceeds to sell for 400
    This guy man...

    • @obadanw
      @obadanw 4 года назад +4

      He buys them for 50-100 and sells for 400-700 lol

  • @growdadough6437
    @growdadough6437 4 года назад +29

    People: How are you?
    Collin: Best i can do is the How the "are you" is gonna be $50

    • @Russiancream1k
      @Russiancream1k 4 года назад +4

      Mr. Insert joke boo that was ass

    • @sknnrs
      @sknnrs 4 года назад +1

      @@Russiancream1k I don't even get it, that's how wack it is 😂

    • @whatever4053
      @whatever4053 4 года назад

      what?

  • @AbdQew
    @AbdQew 4 года назад +4

    Hey Collin
    I’m from Egypt and I’m glad you came here , if I knew earlier I would definitely try to come to say hi
    Anyway I wanted to apologize for anyone made you uncomfortable here wish you a good time keep it up

    • @deborahkimber6382
      @deborahkimber6382 4 года назад +1

      I live in Egypt and there is no reason to apologise we travel because we love the differences , yes the markets are a rip off but noone steals your money you put your own hand in your pocket and hand it over. Personally I love Khan el Khalili I drink tea and have fun I buy something if I want if not I enjoy practicing my Arabic and I leave with a smile

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 года назад +21

    When he made the edit for the cats😭

  • @leonbellenger1343
    @leonbellenger1343 4 года назад +12

    What time is it?
    - 11
    Collin: I will do 9

  • @basselsabri
    @basselsabri 4 года назад +6

    2:52: Hi... No Corona in Egypt.

  • @karamakch3117
    @karamakch3117 4 года назад +9

    13:45 the camel is casually taking a piss 😂

  • @tomsamson8727
    @tomsamson8727 4 года назад +12

    Could you do a more in-depth video on the stuff you bought, like specifically on the quality and look of the stuff!

    • @astronomicestaba1844
      @astronomicestaba1844 4 года назад +3

      Yeah! That would be sick! I really Interested in the quality of the things you get! Make a video just on the things you buy!

    • @tomsamson8727
      @tomsamson8727 4 года назад +3

      And also try to video closer to the stuff so we can see what all of the things the people are selling look like!

    • @astronomicestaba1844
      @astronomicestaba1844 4 года назад +3

      And what would be amazing, is if you made like a website where you sold on the things you get!

  • @a_soldierz_genetics
    @a_soldierz_genetics 4 года назад +1

    The watch at 10:40 is dope! Awesome video, stay safe homie

  • @ebitdareadthebook1535
    @ebitdareadthebook1535 4 года назад +13

    I respect the hustle from that kid. Salesman of the year - besides not standing ground

  • @saeedzahra
    @saeedzahra 4 года назад +6

    9:03 "i'm not Alibaba, my name is muhammed" 😂😂😂😂

  • @williampugh6951
    @williampugh6951 4 года назад +1

    Wicked tour Colin !! I friggin love your guides keep up the good work and keep slashing those bids lol

  • @brendanfarthing
    @brendanfarthing 4 года назад +6

    "Don't break my heart" - that guy has been watching your China videos :D

  • @justinyang6521
    @justinyang6521 4 года назад +23

    " My friend" says everyone who is about to rip u off.

  • @GamingViRuS
    @GamingViRuS 4 года назад

    Before Corona -
    Seller - '1000'
    Me - '500'
    Seller - Ok , 'Gimme The Money'
    Me - feeling , To Have asked More Cheaper For !
    After Watching These Videos
    After Corona -
    Seller - '1000'
    Me - '50'
    Seller - Are u joking Me , Not Possible
    Me - (Walking 4 Steps to Other Shop)
    Seller - Ok Come Over , Gimme Money (50)
    Mission Accomplished ! Good And Helpful Videos Collin Bro !

  • @Jessflo1234
    @Jessflo1234 4 года назад +8

    15:48 this is the kind of stuff I always think about when you’re out shopping alone.. a bit scary!

    • @Papi_Osas
      @Papi_Osas 4 года назад

      Im half egyptian half dutch so im pretty often in egypt and from my experience is tourism a way too valuable income source so whenever any tourist gets in some trouble with a local there are always other locals or policemen interfering to make sure that nothing will happen to the tourist because if those things happen alot less tourists will come and because of that the economy will get worse so you shouldn’t be scared of something like that because there will always be people around that will instantly help

    • @Papi_Osas
      @Papi_Osas 4 года назад

      I dont know if that makes any sense to you but i hope that you get what i mean :)

    • @assestisis273
      @assestisis273 4 года назад

      @@Papi_Osas what if no body around

    • @AngelPerez-ev6pq
      @AngelPerez-ev6pq 4 года назад

      It looks dark & sketchy

    • @gabrielgonsoulin8150
      @gabrielgonsoulin8150 4 года назад

      Mimo yeah makes perfect sense. thanks that’s good to know.

  • @wazy9578
    @wazy9578 4 года назад +11

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Collin: cat montage

  • @CharlesCampo1
    @CharlesCampo1 4 года назад +5

    I really respect their grind

  • @themoin
    @themoin 4 года назад +23

    6:52 bruhhhh Rolex doesnt have anything on the back...

    • @SamyYTP
      @SamyYTP 4 года назад +1

      you obviously dont know what you're talking about

    • @dailyluxury5226
      @dailyluxury5226 4 года назад +2

      @@SamyYTP seems like you have no clue. Google some Rolex models. They have no branding. Only sea dweller and a few milgaus have the model name surrounded on the caseback. And all those "winner 24"rolex daytona models are cheap bad quality fakes. Even the usual daytona has no branding on the caseback. Also submariner, sky dweller, yacht Master 1 and 2 and so on. So many of them with no branding on the caseback

    • @mazinruby6130
      @mazinruby6130 4 года назад

      @@SamyYTP Rolexes don't have branding on their backs mate.

  • @jupitertations8125
    @jupitertations8125 4 года назад +26

    Love you Collin, I’m a huge fan 😇

    • @Africa-q4k
      @Africa-q4k 4 года назад

      Colin can you advertise my book? I’m looking to help people become better investors