Dubai Fake Market Bonanza!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 дек 2024

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  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast  4 года назад +227

    I created a FREE Market Guide for you guys! You can get it here: bit.ly/FREEMarketGuide

  • @deeplysedated
    @deeplysedated 5 лет назад +9337

    everybody gangsta till the calculator comes out

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +25

      Wait his name legit Abroad cast? It's quite fitting coz he travels

    • @call9ine116
      @call9ine116 5 лет назад +74

      Mombo its all fun and games till Collin drops the “I can do 10”

    • @joemugenk8739
      @joemugenk8739 5 лет назад +6

      @@call9ine116 LMAOOO

    • @fancybear9476
      @fancybear9476 5 лет назад +2

      LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @ben-uy1ud
      @ben-uy1ud 5 лет назад +1

      Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maplesyrup8297
    @maplesyrup8297 5 лет назад +1839

    *_American Airlines_* : It’s gonna be a 9 hours flight
    *_Collin_* : I don’t have time, I can do 2 hours

  • @takitube8595
    @takitube8595 5 лет назад +3270

    Judge :
    you still facing 7 years of jail
    Collin: the best i can do is 5 months

    • @nathan-qcueparsons268
      @nathan-qcueparsons268 5 лет назад +86

      "I can do 2 months and an hour of community service."

    • @chewy915
      @chewy915 5 лет назад +13

      Nathan Parsons I can do 1 month and 30 day of probation

    • @charisma5618
      @charisma5618 5 лет назад +5

      omg that's so funny

    • @foreverwrId
      @foreverwrId 5 лет назад +6

      S e b How about 5 months and I’ll give you a free pen?

    • @bryanjudefernandez2195
      @bryanjudefernandez2195 5 лет назад +6

      @@Sebas-he4kz *takes out law book
      Okay I make you deal, 1 year jailtime
      Only for you

  • @cyyyywho
    @cyyyywho 3 года назад +317

    Collin buy a car"
    Price: 20k
    Collin: Can u do 100?

  • @Justin-lg1qb
    @Justin-lg1qb 5 лет назад +1470

    When they start with their “best price” you know it’s gonna be some bs. Especially if it’s “only for you”

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 5 лет назад +52

      Holy crap, your logic is amazing! Are you a detective?

    • @mona-ou9sc
      @mona-ou9sc 5 лет назад +2

      basshead smd

    • @resaledragon
      @resaledragon 5 лет назад +35

      The only part you left of is "my friend". The full sentence would be "Best price only for you my friend". Heard it a million times 🤣

    • @safemoondan6638
      @safemoondan6638 5 лет назад +5

      Hello my friend! Best price, I can do only for you.

    • @resaledragon
      @resaledragon 5 лет назад

      @@safemoondan6638 Jambo!

  • @Simon-wx3cs
    @Simon-wx3cs 4 года назад +2044

    Eliza: "Colin I only date guys who are packing 8+ inches"
    Colin: "Best I can do is 3..."

  • @Diddlez505YT
    @Diddlez505YT 5 лет назад +1783

    Seller: $350 For you
    Collin: I can do $5 and that's all I can spend.
    6ix9ine: He has 10k in his wallet

  • @cadenswain158
    @cadenswain158 3 года назад +862

    The electronics shop guy really did offer decent prices.

    • @ImNHTV
      @ImNHTV 3 года назад +35

      That shits like 99 cents USD. He made bank

    • @douba_plusa
      @douba_plusa 3 года назад +32

      @@ImNHTV nah they sell those types of mini game systems for $10-20 in usa

    • @ImNHTV
      @ImNHTV 3 года назад +13

      @@douba_plusa yeah final price lol. Think about how much they can get those for in bulk

    • @douba_plusa
      @douba_plusa 3 года назад +4

      @@ImNHTV Mmm you’re right

    • @andrewreynolds2310
      @andrewreynolds2310 2 года назад

      Beard shit up my clit

  • @MARCYS-gq4mg
    @MARCYS-gq4mg 5 лет назад +1786

    This dude probably bargain in Mcdonalds

    • @aestheticmuch7149
      @aestheticmuch7149 4 года назад +4

      Marcello Baczkiewicz 666 LIKESS :OO

    • @extradetails4686
      @extradetails4686 4 года назад +8

      Marcello Baczkiewicz man I can’t do 4 dollar on some Big Mac.How bout 2.75

    • @Demisoof
      @Demisoof 4 года назад +2

      😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🙂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @sharkbyte-v9r
      @sharkbyte-v9r 4 года назад +2

      He hearted your comment because it's true

    • @somalitigress2703
      @somalitigress2703 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @anabolic330
    @anabolic330 5 лет назад +505

    Collins wife is pregnant: Collin it's going to be 9 months till you see your kid
    Collin: I can do 2

    • @goobsta8906
      @goobsta8906 5 лет назад +5

      “But, Colin! it’s gonna be premature and probably gonna die”

    • @maplesyrup8297
      @maplesyrup8297 5 лет назад +5

      *_Falkreath Hold_*
      « Ok I can do 3 »

    • @shaggytheshagger3375
      @shaggytheshagger3375 5 лет назад +3

      @@goobsta8906 cringe, delete your comment

    • @BdeJJG
      @BdeJJG 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet

    • @guvvix6667
      @guvvix6667 5 лет назад

      Falkreath Hold that is to much for what we are ask for if you can’t give us our deal we ain’t taking it

  • @NaturalHazard10
    @NaturalHazard10 5 лет назад +528

    Teacher: "1 hour detention for no homework"
    Collin: "I can only do 10 minutes"

  • @KhatraFPS
    @KhatraFPS 2 года назад +73

    Being an Indian I can assure this guy has next level bargaining skills . I mean even I can't do this 😹

  • @SiddharthSingh-zd7ny
    @SiddharthSingh-zd7ny 4 года назад +2918

    She legit seducing the salesman😂

    • @Foralluhaterz
      @Foralluhaterz 4 года назад +191

      You mean slutty girls like that all the time then realise its just lustrous flirting

    • @cluless4888
      @cluless4888 4 года назад +142

      the sellers dont give 2 craps take her to america they makin every deal

    • @TheSkatersoldier
      @TheSkatersoldier 4 года назад +170

      Shes hot tho

    • @GXTI_14
      @GXTI_14 4 года назад +15

      TheSkatersoldier yeah no cap

    • @antesvlogs1384
      @antesvlogs1384 4 года назад +1

      Ramy Fares lol he got exposed lmao

  • @resaledragon
    @resaledragon 5 лет назад +557

    Pawn Stars Guy: "Best I can do is 20 bucks"
    Collin: "I'll just buy it in China"

    • @StacksSats
      @StacksSats 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @itsmitsuki7041
      @itsmitsuki7041 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @CHlNO2007
      @CHlNO2007 5 лет назад +6

      *im taking a huge risk here, lemme call my buddy, he knows about these things.*

    • @blankspace3209
      @blankspace3209 5 лет назад +1

      Resale Dragon when rick meet collin

  • @ItsRaiide
    @ItsRaiide 5 лет назад +3213

    She speaks like she gonna seduce them wtf

    • @l00tur
      @l00tur 5 лет назад +499

      DyNa when you look that good then you use it to hustle. Respect

    • @thomasjoy2991
      @thomasjoy2991 5 лет назад +368

      I was literally thinking the same thing (like a porn star)

    • @pitigus76
      @pitigus76 5 лет назад +25

      thomas joy lmaooo

    • @yazanarafat5997
      @yazanarafat5997 5 лет назад +113

      DyNa she hot

    • @everAU2
      @everAU2 5 лет назад +60

      DyNa whats her instagram shes fine

  • @Solisium-Channel
    @Solisium-Channel 3 года назад +25

    My dad paid 15 usd for that tiny phone you just bought at the beginning with free shipping from China to Mexico. Got here in at around 2 months and we were surprised at how tiny it was... my dad wanted to cut the land line and have a cheap phone for work because incoming calls are free in Mexico. Well, it wasn’t bad for the price actually. It did the job.

    • @_prash
      @_prash 3 года назад

      Incoming calls are free everywhere inside a country. What do you mean 😂😂

    • @Solisium-Channel
      @Solisium-Channel 3 года назад +3

      @@_prash Not in the U.S... For example, the main reason I wouldn't pay my phone bill while living there was just so I wouldn't get called to work on my days off and thankfully they didn't want to play my phone bill either though they thought about it. I quoted them the most expensive package on T-mobile lol

  • @distressedtelevision2926
    @distressedtelevision2926 5 лет назад +1486

    They really scamming people more than the price of actual retail yeezys

    • @kermitoncoke4016
      @kermitoncoke4016 5 лет назад +10

      PapiDb TV uhh i bought mine for 500😂

    • @OnlyOne1Saint
      @OnlyOne1Saint 5 лет назад +90

      Rl Xbox trading That’s not retail you bought it for resell

    • @Fearlesskirii
      @Fearlesskirii 5 лет назад +37

      @@kermitoncoke4016 that's resell buddy not retail. Also depends on size

    • @L45456
      @L45456 5 лет назад +5

      yeh but who be getting retail yeezys tho without spending 150 dollars for a bot

    • @hru7076
      @hru7076 5 лет назад +17

      @@L45456 its not hard to get retail yeezys, there is a drop and restock every other month

  • @sjg2
    @sjg2 5 лет назад +1206

    Did he just buy a prison phone? 😂😂

    • @grand_master_glass
      @grand_master_glass 5 лет назад +9

      I scrolled down a few minuets in to check the comments, I haven't gotten to that part yet and when I read your comment I lol'ed

    • @Bando-fx4mf
      @Bando-fx4mf 5 лет назад +11

      That phone like 500 USD in the joint lol watch Kfrogtv RUclips channel he schools you all about it lol. I’m subscribed to Collin and Kfrogtv check em out.

    • @Scalpelled
      @Scalpelled 5 лет назад +17

      The seller mentions it is an antique...lmao

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 5 лет назад +50

      Yeah, it looks like it fits very well in the ass.

    • @Bando-fx4mf
      @Bando-fx4mf 5 лет назад +2

      Brian Piercer lol the seller probably thinks it’s a real new old stock Nokia from 1999

  • @TheZapper
    @TheZapper 5 лет назад +824

    When do you come to the italian fake market ? We have the real fake made in italy

    • @kartikreddy4102
      @kartikreddy4102 5 лет назад +1

      Hi

    • @kbuxks
      @kbuxks 5 лет назад +12

      English?

    • @Streetw1s3r
      @Streetw1s3r 5 лет назад +25

      He means they have fakes made in Italy I think. It's a fugazi.

    • @MajesticHD
      @MajesticHD 5 лет назад +2

      Florence next to the open food market complex, been there they have loads of stuff, although in many cases the sellers get shifty and forceful

    • @joycehasnine3620
      @joycehasnine3620 5 лет назад +9

      The zappo non ti è bastato sponsorizzare prodotti fake? Ti voglio un gran bene

  • @Rottenkirsche13
    @Rottenkirsche13 2 года назад +17

    Liza : I can do a couple hours for 1000
    Collin : best I can do is $50 an hour

  • @bryanfurious6100
    @bryanfurious6100 5 лет назад +437

    Collin goes to an actual Gucci store
    The employee: this bags is $1,000
    Collin: I can do $100

    • @PrinzAquatic
      @PrinzAquatic 2 года назад +12

      Considering they mark up the price to ridiculous extent and the lacking of quality control
      A proper Chinese supercopy is going to be better than a real deal

    • @stephenstephen6754
      @stephenstephen6754 2 года назад

      @@PrinzAquatic 🤣👍

  • @unluckyzero6530
    @unluckyzero6530 5 лет назад +2024

    Who’s the better haggler Rick Harrison or Collin?

  • @jumper936
    @jumper936 5 лет назад +414

    “Hey my name is Muhammad!”
    Colin: I’ll do $7

    • @duck-eat-2486
      @duck-eat-2486 5 лет назад +31

      @A Ahmed are you a boomer?

    • @duck-eat-2486
      @duck-eat-2486 5 лет назад +12

      A Ahmed are you going through mental health problems? Go to (850) 244-1313 and revive help :)

    • @saniboy9940
      @saniboy9940 5 лет назад +2

      Cheesus

    • @mutant3x17
      @mutant3x17 5 лет назад

      I understood your joke jumper 🤣😂

    • @nitroxCSGO
      @nitroxCSGO 5 лет назад

      A Ahmed Its a joke lol

  • @xxMyGodIsaDJxx
    @xxMyGodIsaDJxx 3 года назад +11

    "You want time ? "
    "Oh it's OK, for 10 dirhams I can do it myself "
    And the seller smiles too 😂

  • @mirandasi8302
    @mirandasi8302 5 лет назад +181

    If salesman is selling it to you with a smile he’s making a killing.

  • @tylrkz8108
    @tylrkz8108 5 лет назад +704

    Doctor: You have 50 mins left to live
    Collin: I can do 30.

    • @0stqp53
      @0stqp53 4 года назад +15

      N O T F U N N Y D I D N T L A U G H

    • @slimjim3911
      @slimjim3911 4 года назад +1

      Zero Two is waifu material not funny

    • @tylrkz8108
      @tylrkz8108 4 года назад

      @@slimjim3911 okay didn't ask for opinions

    • @slimjim3911
      @slimjim3911 4 года назад

      And dident ask for u to comment dumb shit like this

    • @tylrkz8108
      @tylrkz8108 4 года назад

      bruh my comment is basically like everyone else’s one. So why u gotta make fun of mine, just go fuck yourself

  • @josemungia214
    @josemungia214 5 лет назад +325

    Sleeping pills take 2 hours to kick in
    Collin: I can do 20 minutes

    • @WreckGD
      @WreckGD 5 лет назад

      Truuu

    • @user-pi5xz5je4y
      @user-pi5xz5je4y 5 лет назад

      None of them take 2 hours AFAIK.

    • @josemungia214
      @josemungia214 5 лет назад

      @@user-pi5xz5je4y ok bitch

    • @Sumi86706
      @Sumi86706 Год назад

      That's too much I'll take 5 minutes
      Pills: I'll do 2hrs
      Him: 1 minute and that's my maximum

  • @karepanz
    @karepanz 3 года назад +10

    guy selling gameboy: "30"
    Collin: "Best i can do is 15 and im taking all the risk here"

  • @thrashervlogs6776
    @thrashervlogs6776 5 лет назад +436

    Me: getting 4 hours of sleep for college
    Collin : best i can do is 5 minutes

    • @Zaki-hr3ol
      @Zaki-hr3ol 5 лет назад +4

      Thrasher Vlogs lol

    • @Someonelikekanye
      @Someonelikekanye 5 лет назад +3

      I feel that. I should be finishing my essay so I can sleep but nooooo. RUclips is more important😂

  • @MK-ev4qp
    @MK-ev4qp 5 лет назад +98

    Professor: I can give you a 95 on the midterm
    Collin: Make it 10 or I'm walking
    Professor: Ok.......?

  • @bryn6844
    @bryn6844 5 лет назад +294

    “Let’s send your boss a selfie’” She knows she’s hot lmao

    • @patricklim4314
      @patricklim4314 5 лет назад +28

      except she is not.

    • @tuning6924
      @tuning6924 5 лет назад +6

      Patrick Lim she is💯💯

    • @3litepker
      @3litepker 5 лет назад +19

      You’re the type of guy to call any girl with some makeup and cleavage hot.

    • @Abo0odevil
      @Abo0odevil 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao what?
      You can tell that this guy gets no pussy

    • @nando9632
      @nando9632 5 лет назад +5

      Patrick Lim nigga what? She bad asf

  • @NaturalHazard10
    @NaturalHazard10 5 лет назад +444

    Collin: How many kids do you want?
    Girlfriend: 3 or 4
    Collin: Too much I can do 1 last price

    • @mittyahmed7362
      @mittyahmed7362 5 лет назад +5

      Lol, he's got a fit girlfriend though, he's a lucky guy and she seems genuine but who knows

    • @askrt_
      @askrt_ 5 лет назад +13

      Mitty Ahmed they’re not dating

    • @m.channle
      @m.channle 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @jessnohair8956
      @jessnohair8956 5 лет назад +1

      legendary 😂😂😂

    • @laylow7025
      @laylow7025 5 лет назад +2

      Yasha Kalkhorani good one my guy I lost my shit needed that laugh 🤣💀

  • @DoGoonStuff
    @DoGoonStuff 5 лет назад +492

    10:52 I seriously took a good second to realize where I was at... thought I was still on pornhub

    • @jakeno1332
      @jakeno1332 5 лет назад +50

      bro... when she said "if you cant give us this price, i guess we gonna have to euhhh"... :D

    • @awes1761
      @awes1761 4 года назад +7

      i fucking agree man .. HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @ricardom1233
      @ricardom1233 4 года назад +1

      Lol the way she looked at him like I'll give you a good time if you take it for this much 😂😂

    • @arjyayanray7560
      @arjyayanray7560 4 года назад

      Holy shit bruh!!!!!

    • @tarket-n7h
      @tarket-n7h 4 года назад +1

      "I mean I told you what I could do"

  • @qnoobcakep
    @qnoobcakep 5 лет назад +559

    Is it just me or does she speak like a pornstar actor when she bargains?

  • @xxbeatmode5102
    @xxbeatmode5102 3 года назад +39

    I respect the girl, she not even with him, but told him that she was funna step away for a second. Not just Bc she was going into a room with two dudes, but just to tell him she ain’t left him, respect for her is high asf.

  • @TheMrFolgers
    @TheMrFolgers 5 лет назад +435

    Its funny how they always type their price out on a calculator as if that's suppose to reassure you you're getting a good price.

    • @dogfrog5818
      @dogfrog5818 5 лет назад +28

      It’s because of tourists they might just have American money so the type it out so they can understand

    • @lamby1074
      @lamby1074 5 лет назад +23

      Calculator costs more than all their fake crap

    • @ferdinandobiroccesi5883
      @ferdinandobiroccesi5883 4 года назад +7

      When I was younger I would to the markets with my dad. When they would pull out the calculator, my dad would tell them that the "-" key was brand new cos they never used it.

    • @tiastez
      @tiastez 4 года назад +11

      its just to communicate the price nothing else

    • @robertlee188
      @robertlee188 4 года назад +14

      They communicate in this way in places like Bangkok so that you only see the price so that anyone near by can't say "well they got it for that price why can't I?". Has nothing to do with anything else.

  • @YasinYT24
    @YasinYT24 4 года назад +292

    7:20 the dude was really nice like he is the best dude ever selling stuff and agreeing to all bargains like he solde AirPods for so cheap.

    • @diegorangel14
      @diegorangel14 4 года назад +37

      That's because they weren't airpods, some knockoffs.

    • @YasinYT24
      @YasinYT24 4 года назад +11

      Yeah but he could’ve sold them for more money

    • @RAMBOWYIGIT
      @RAMBOWYIGIT 4 года назад +4

      Well they were fake AirPods :D I agree i like the guy tho

    • @MuhammadAhmed-oc6ol
      @MuhammadAhmed-oc6ol 4 года назад +32

      i went to his shop after watching the video and bought the nintendo thing. He knew we came from Colin's video and was really chill even wanted us to take a selfie with him lol

    • @memevibes5635
      @memevibes5635 3 года назад +2

      @@MuhammadAhmed-oc6ol Hi what market is this, I'd like to go! Thanks :)

  • @Lampalot
    @Lampalot 5 лет назад +236

    i tried doing this in nyc, i left with a broken nose

    • @Lucas.ufsc96
      @Lucas.ufsc96 5 лет назад +3

      Ali Ahmad that’s what should happen to this guy is not cool what he is doing, his not bargaining is this joking with the people

    • @twwitchs9471
      @twwitchs9471 5 лет назад +34

      Lucas Silva they sell fake STUFF for more than the real price

    • @FinleySouthall
      @FinleySouthall 5 лет назад +7

      Lucas Silva people from there don’t take offence to people hustling and trying to find a deal

    • @murdatalkk
      @murdatalkk 5 лет назад

      Green Potato not really a dior beach bag is worth 2000 usd alone and they were asking around 100 for two thing now stfu and get ur facts straight

    • @hejhej8023
      @hejhej8023 5 лет назад +1

      Juul Exe wow you got one example theer were a pretty high amount of times where they charges more than double

  • @aleksandercarter1309
    @aleksandercarter1309 3 года назад +27

    That girl you with is way too extra lmao, I thought something was wrong with her “sir” lmao 😂

    • @jedimaster6442
      @jedimaster6442 3 года назад +2

      she sounded sexy saying it.. you know this

    • @aclippa6313
      @aclippa6313 Год назад

      shes been learning on the hub frfr

  • @Streetw1s3r
    @Streetw1s3r 5 лет назад +134

    **Goes to buy giant ring**
    Store: It's $3,000,000
    Collin: I can do like... $2.50

    • @Azdude801
      @Azdude801 5 лет назад

      Nah dude you gotta through in the "I can Do"

    • @Streetw1s3r
      @Streetw1s3r 5 лет назад

      Woops sorry. Fixed now.

  • @KingLeonidas29
    @KingLeonidas29 5 лет назад +77

    Seller: This is 500 Dirhams
    Girl: Sir! Please do 200 Dirhams
    Collin: Nah i’ll do 50 Dirhams max
    *Seller shakes with Collin*

  • @noyalnetto2202
    @noyalnetto2202 5 лет назад +427

    Because you are foreigner.. These people asking high price... The local people will get these things in cheap price...

    • @bchristopher7584
      @bchristopher7584 5 лет назад +18

      ill concur with that. they are probably STILL paying more than locals at the "bottom price"

    • @atreeeus
      @atreeeus 5 лет назад +11

      A iam from emarites and your 100% wrong

    • @FSXmaster
      @FSXmaster 5 лет назад +1

      KBBC INTERNET TAKEOVER true

    • @زوزهزوزه-ج2ذ8ث
      @زوزهزوزه-ج2ذ8ث 5 лет назад

      Never

    • @wanda1682
      @wanda1682 5 лет назад +30

      Locals in Dubai don’t buy fake bags haha

  • @BYNUNOX
    @BYNUNOX 3 месяца назад +1

    90% Arabic people: My name is Muhammed kkkk 27:49

  • @dishantjoshi6374
    @dishantjoshi6374 4 года назад +92

    7:38
    “And it’s dual sim too”
    Dude that is barely the height of a single sim card 😂😂😂

    • @Sarvwhen
      @Sarvwhen 4 года назад +1

      You have 5 likes and Colin liked your comment

    • @dishantjoshi6374
      @dishantjoshi6374 4 года назад

      Bembom 1604 ik 😍😍😍
      And his was the first like

    • @MohammadAli-pv2vi
      @MohammadAli-pv2vi 4 года назад +1

      I also have it.it has dual sim and its kinda insane 😂

  • @AndreAvilaVlogs
    @AndreAvilaVlogs 5 лет назад +239

    27:45 best handshake ever

  • @punchie1402
    @punchie1402 5 лет назад +146

    Airline: The flight is 6 hours
    Colin: I can do 2

  • @sevinboralugoda1927
    @sevinboralugoda1927 4 года назад +22

    Just want to bring Collin along everytime I travel😂, would save me alot...

    • @canelothemanthemythtbe.8443
      @canelothemanthemythtbe.8443 3 года назад +1

      Why the dude would get you shot in real life. All this is stages for the video.

    • @bobtheblobfish9943
      @bobtheblobfish9943 2 года назад

      @@canelothemanthemythtbe.8443 You're a bit stupid I can tell.

  • @Kidousproatlife
    @Kidousproatlife 5 лет назад +30

    I’ve been to Dubai. Those guys don’t budge for me, you did a great job!

  • @nasere6429
    @nasere6429 5 лет назад +84

    When he said we learnt from the best we went to India i was dead LMAO

  • @grejuli97
    @grejuli97 5 лет назад +186

    Heres a challenge for you: go to a market and haggle down prices without saying a word. just point your fingers down and see how low you can go.

    • @aquilad.perera9683
      @aquilad.perera9683 5 лет назад +14

      _Calculator comes out_ 😂

    • @WockyBalboa333
      @WockyBalboa333 4 года назад +2

      @@aquilad.perera9683 still just pointing down towards the calculator would be hilarious

    • @Paolo-uq3fc
      @Paolo-uq3fc 4 года назад

      Lmao. This is hilarious

  • @EvasiveEvo
    @EvasiveEvo 4 года назад +7

    When you said “they have off-white adidas but that’s the color” man I died

  • @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli
    @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli 5 лет назад +92

    Me:“Wow she’s beautiful “
    Colins: I can do cute

  • @contactwide
    @contactwide 5 лет назад +218

    Bro I almost forgot you exist , definitely need to upload more often

    • @BAYAREA650
      @BAYAREA650 5 лет назад +15

      Wide One RIGHT! I wish he posted more often. I know it’s a lot of work, but still! We need more Colin!!! 💙

    • @lal5555f
      @lal5555f 5 лет назад +1

      the names Amandeep, Balls deep

  • @Jan_Volavoint
    @Jan_Volavoint 5 лет назад +373

    200 usd for a fake pair of yeezys lmao, the original ones are 250 or 300 usd lmao

  • @shahmanghost2309
    @shahmanghost2309 3 года назад +108

    Watching this guy has had me learn how to bargain 🤣💯

  • @andrejim7497
    @andrejim7497 5 лет назад +63

    collin: "how much"
    seller: "120"
    collin: "thats too high, i can do 40"
    seller: "that price impossible, no profit"
    collin: "WhAt AbOuT ThIs GReEn OnE"

  • @Gearling.
    @Gearling. 5 лет назад +45

    Doctor : So this surgry costs $ 5000
    Collin : I can do $50

    • @Omrray
      @Omrray 5 лет назад

      hhhhhhhhhhhh thats fucking funny

    • @lifewithD317
      @lifewithD317 5 лет назад +2

      Muhammad, I can do $50, no anesthesia
      Colin: $5000 it is.

    • @Jxkko
      @Jxkko 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @AnesAlkaisi
    @AnesAlkaisi 4 года назад +487

    Doctor: Your daughter is dying and the medicin is 300$
    Collin: Nah, the best i Can do is 14$
    Doctor: Sir, we dont negotiat the price
    Collin: Fine, ill do 10$

    • @10highsky
      @10highsky 4 года назад +9

      Not funny

    • @malin3657
      @malin3657 4 года назад +1

      Hey atleast he tried. 😜🤣🤣

    • @lumajj9689
      @lumajj9689 4 года назад +2

      *medicine* *negotiate*

    • @fluuchi_sensei6729
      @fluuchi_sensei6729 4 года назад +1

      @@lumajj9689 no its called "SICK NEGOTIATOR"

  • @geovannyalvarez4372
    @geovannyalvarez4372 2 года назад +3

    Bro I remember watching you like 2 years ago and know I’m here watching them again They be so entertaining 😂🤙🏾

  • @stewpis
    @stewpis 5 лет назад +1623

    Dude that girl is hot asf

    • @LOLGAMERWr
      @LOLGAMERWr 5 лет назад +19

      Gio Vanni in the beginning

    • @selfmadec3694
      @selfmadec3694 5 лет назад +13

      Omm💯🤤🥴

    • @tontonmc8836
      @tontonmc8836 5 лет назад +135

      That’s why I clicked on the video

    • @fadedvortexx
      @fadedvortexx 4 года назад +30

      I thought it was sssniperwolf at first glance

    • @Spright91
      @Spright91 4 года назад +119

      Disagree. She seems too high maintenance

  • @ambulance_boy3834
    @ambulance_boy3834 5 лет назад +8

    25:08 "there's guys that try to take you into back rooms... So let's get into it!!" LOL

  • @siyem2051
    @siyem2051 4 года назад +340

    10:50 💀 ive seen this scene somewhere before lol

  • @mxinyoung
    @mxinyoung 2 года назад +3

    COLLIN REALLY USED LIZA FOR THE THUMBNAIL 😂😂😂 SMH LMAOOO

  • @Marabaaaaa
    @Marabaaaaa 5 лет назад +78

    Collin : How much is my sons tuition?
    Guidance office : It's only $500
    Collin : Hell no
    Guidance : i can do $200
    Collin : It's too much i can do $50

  • @daimsaeed
    @daimsaeed 5 лет назад +35

    God: you got 1 hour to live
    Collin: chalees *proceeds to walk off

    • @user0ne
      @user0ne 5 лет назад +3

      deejee underrated asf

  • @tonysoprano2713
    @tonysoprano2713 5 лет назад +14

    At 10:52 i thought she was going to say i'm sure we can figure something else out. 😂😂😂

  • @eeeivind2659
    @eeeivind2659 Год назад

    The amount of handshakes between 27:33 and 27:53 is more than 2020, 2021 and 2022 had together.

  • @mrchocolate4eva
    @mrchocolate4eva 5 лет назад +24

    no body: $100.
    Collin and the girl: We'll give you $5.

  • @RamyxFa
    @RamyxFa 4 года назад +231

    The guy at 7:00 was honest and fair...

    • @Amer-rd9gq
      @Amer-rd9gq 4 года назад +9

      Yeah easy bargin

    • @armoureddanger
      @armoureddanger 4 года назад +5

      @@Amer-rd9gq your comment is even funnier because of the BMW

  • @bestjonathan1
    @bestjonathan1 4 года назад +21

    Rolex $200
    ‘’ I can only do $1’’
    No good quality
    ‘’Ok I’ll do $2’’

  • @Avko_oxr
    @Avko_oxr 4 года назад +43

    Why is when liza talks it sounds so sexual😂😂

    • @puffpuffpass3225
      @puffpuffpass3225 3 года назад +1

      She’s trynna convince them

    • @Hilariusgamer
      @Hilariusgamer 3 года назад

      it sounds like porn talking

    • @aaronsullivan5210
      @aaronsullivan5210 2 года назад

      Shes really annoying and tries to put on an act for the camera. She ruins the videos for me the way she flirts with everyone

  • @yoshinofx
    @yoshinofx 5 лет назад +46

    Doctor: you need at least 8 hours of sleep
    Collin: I’ll take 2 hours

  • @boiboi3742
    @boiboi3742 4 года назад +54

    i’ll give you the best price ‘’only for you’’ next customer walks in and i get the seller says the same thing😳💀

  • @johnathantolentino8885
    @johnathantolentino8885 5 лет назад +8

    Military recruiter: Your basic training is 9 Weeks Long
    Colin: I can do 2 weeks

  • @bema9110
    @bema9110 Год назад

    Hi Collins I have a question, if you could help I'm going turkey for shopping fake clothes which is the best city to go I have 3 option and is izmir,kusadasi and istanbul, thanks for your time

  • @jathen2884
    @jathen2884 5 лет назад +140

    Buys house*
    “It’ll be 150,000$ sir”
    ...”awe too expensive, I can do 12$”

    • @Hashslingingslasher-
      @Hashslingingslasher- 5 лет назад +2

      where are you buying 150k houses?

    • @guillermo7189
      @guillermo7189 5 лет назад +2

      You guys are poor my multi million dollar mansion is worth 3.6 million on the market today

    • @josesalas5214
      @josesalas5214 5 лет назад

      For real wtf...150,000 where do you live??

    • @nmartin5700
      @nmartin5700 5 лет назад

      . aint no house worth that much wtf lol

    • @Shinmara
      @Shinmara 5 лет назад

      @@josesalas5214 there are for sure houses worth that much

  • @Flejkono
    @Flejkono 5 лет назад +85

    Harvard University: *You Need 800 to Pass*
    Collin: *Best i can do is 20*

  • @etbuck5828
    @etbuck5828 5 лет назад +28

    If I was blindfolded and hear "What are you doing step bro ? This is so wrong", I couldn't tell the difference between voices.

  • @kt10208
    @kt10208 3 года назад +1

    8:54 what is the location of this shop, and can someone please tell me what that mini bag is called

  • @LauraDemarcoi
    @LauraDemarcoi 5 месяцев назад

    I'm very happy with the *rrcopys* package. Beautiful storage compartments. Looks and feels like leather. The shoulder straps and zipper are of high quality. Very happy with the purchase.

  • @mdmn_gemz_q8617
    @mdmn_gemz_q8617 5 лет назад +13

    Seller: this item is free
    Collin : how about you pay me 5$

  • @4kr597
    @4kr597 5 лет назад +259

    random guy : hi how are you
    collin: all i can do is hi

    • @slothybryan6358
      @slothybryan6358 4 года назад +2

      Mini ok I didn’t really get that joke

    • @abuXana
      @abuXana 4 года назад

      🌚

    • @Slabbz
      @Slabbz 4 года назад

      Sorry just dry

    • @arthurgranados5840
      @arthurgranados5840 4 года назад

      that was funny lmao

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 4 года назад +1

      Slothy Bryan ur watching the video but aint get the joke?

  • @ArialArialArial
    @ArialArialArial 5 лет назад +14

    *Louis Vuitton boutique*
    -"This Christopher PM costs $2000"-
    -"I give you 50 cents for that, it's ok?"-

  • @newestexistence
    @newestexistence 4 года назад +8

    someone else: $900
    Collin: how about free

  • @ballstacks9975
    @ballstacks9975 5 лет назад +13

    10:59 “woah calm down lady I’m just the sales person”

  • @shaishab124
    @shaishab124 5 лет назад +66

    When you're in Dubai but ask for India price 😂😂🤦‍♂️

    • @mrz4297
      @mrz4297 5 лет назад

      I tried bargin some shirts in Wakaf Che yeh, now my left arm broken

  • @Mossfaerie
    @Mossfaerie 5 лет назад +22

    "It's like the Soulja Boy game system" LMAOOOO

  • @iamazlan399
    @iamazlan399 3 года назад +2

    Kidnapper: I have your wife gimme 10 million i will give her back, Collin : how about 20 dollars

  • @uomouniversalis2789
    @uomouniversalis2789 4 года назад +16

    When he said: Your wife. He thought I wish. Yeah pretty sure we all thought that lol.

  • @assistanttotheregionalmana3002
    @assistanttotheregionalmana3002 4 года назад +16

    19:56
    -What kind of sunglasses you have?
    -Yeah I have

  • @notsenapati
    @notsenapati 4 года назад +36

    "We learned from the best, we went to India." lmao 😂💯

  • @faizaankhan6304
    @faizaankhan6304 3 года назад

    Can u plzz tell me where exactly is the place u purchased the game and the mini phone from I want both of them

  • @ttvkazey6223
    @ttvkazey6223 5 лет назад +61

    First he’s at streets and then malls. Now he’s at deserts and appartment shops!!!?? What’s next? Ocean stores??!

  • @ethanlatcham8212
    @ethanlatcham8212 4 года назад +9

    I was literally in that same place. When he opened the closet door It was like going into Narnia. The washroom was filled with LV

  • @dylanxotwod
    @dylanxotwod 4 года назад +14

    Doctor: I can keep you alive for $300.
    Collin: Too much. I can do $5.

  • @sadhomie8966
    @sadhomie8966 3 года назад +6

    Salesman: 500 last price
    Collin: best i can do is 2

  • @TutStore
    @TutStore 4 года назад +85

    This man gonna get robbed going into random dark apartments.

  • @chopa3227
    @chopa3227 5 лет назад +13

    Collin: *jailed for 5 years*
    Again collin: i can do 1month

  • @josephliberatore1786
    @josephliberatore1786 4 года назад +14

    What would be cool is at the end of the video take a minute to show what you got, what you think the quality is and how much. This way you can show what markets and what countries have the best stuff and what the level of bargaining is in each country and level of quality. I feel like it would really pull all of these videos together and them a cohesive feel. But either way your videos are still great and fun to watch you