OMG! Thats such a good idea! Why doesnt VLDL do crossover skits?? They should totally do the occasional crossover, think about how creative it would be!
Skilled Noob you can’t accidentally pull the pin out of a grenade... in real life. Typing this however, I realised that there’s probably some button or key you might accidentally bump to throw it so fair point.
Hey Trader Rowan, how ya doin mate? “I don’t know” You down there selling some bits and bobs are ya? “Erg ummm I don’t know” Ok then, have a good day Rowan! “Uhhhhmmm I don’t know.”
for attachments, right-click on your gun in your inventory and press "linked search" it'll show you pieces that can go on the item you select. You can also do this with handguards to figure out which mounts they need, if any.
At 01:48 I was expecting him to just dump a bucket on the table with blacked out different size bullet rounds. But then again I think there had been some limitations to what they could do.
Pretty much sums up every conversion I have with customers Just cause I work somewhere, doesn't mean I know anything about the products or terms and conditions 😅
Skit idea: Items that appear to be one thing actually turn out to be a completely different but similarly shaped item when bought, getting more ridiculous with each one, and everyone but one person has no problem with this and knows exactly what they are. When they finally make an outrageous guess, it turns out to be a normal item that is what it looks like, and everyone treats them as if they are stupid.
lol this is so EFT. "Must inspect black silhouette for 5 seconds" to determine it's a can of tuna. Really a stupid feature of the game that should be removed.
Callsign Vega It’s called inspecting an unknown Item. It sucks but it has to be in the game to keep players from “Fast Looting” or buying Items too fast without noticing other items the devs put in for a reason.
Well, how do you know it's a can of tuna? It might be a can of beef :D but yeah, I kinda agree that there at least should be a way to inspect everything in your inventory or store
You need to examine an item if you have never seen it before. Inspecting the gun tells you what ammo to use, so it is inaccurate to say that they don't tell you.
@@Devilofdoom Meh the other vid of other games made me at least wanna check out if I wanted to play them, I'd even wanna play a game version of Epic NPCmans world but this game just looks crap.
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when ben bought the gun before actually finding out exactly what it was i really thought it was gonna turn into something other than a gun
yep same
Realistic water pistol.
Ditto, I thought it was going to be a bunch of other items taped together ala "the corpse" from their other video.
yea i did too actually
@@patrickholt2270 Oh man i had the clear version of that one as a kid it was great cause it had to "water clips" so you could speed reload it
"You see that trader there?"
"Yeah"
"Lets mug him"
“You there. What have you got?!”
“I dunno.”
This thing never dies and I hope it never will.
OMG! Thats such a good idea! Why doesnt VLDL do crossover skits?? They should totally do the occasional crossover, think about how creative it would be!
Upvote this! We need them to see this!
@@ryanp7664 I would love to see them do crossover skits
Ben portraying a reasonable customer for once, I see.
Outrageous
Mugging him is reasonable
Unbelievable! ...outrageous!
He is he when Alan is there only lol
Maybe he read the consumer rights act.
The silhouettes took a lot of effort, but they were crisp and perfectly tracked! great job! Awesome sketch.
Thanks! It took me a lot of time :)
@@LaneCarter yeah, really top notch work. Can hardly find any frame where tracking was off. Simply amazing!
@@vladimir_ckau Hey thanks! Glad to hear the details didn't go to waste.
I noticed that too! Great work!
@@LaneCarter Good work! I liked it too!
"So u don't know what it is, but u know how much it costs"😂😂
Typical salesman
On next episode, he loots a shotgun but when he need to reload during a firefight, he can't reload because the loading tube was not inspected
Or somebody was funny and fieldstripped one or two essential parts and left the rest
Or he'll load a Vepr 209 with 7.62 😋
@@Crybaton if they were essential the gun would be red. I sell pistols without iron sights because fuck pistol runners
@@omarrp14 You must really love hatchlings then.
@@VeryProfessionalGamer i use a berreta or a shotgun, bcz scavs hurt
Fence: buys for the lowest and sells for the highest
Sea Cucumber true that mate
That's how fences work
Stonks
exactly
Fence Tarkov your my go-to key vender, sadly
He's blind.
Edit: Someone just led him there and was told to watch the stand for a while.
This comment needs more attention
@@spacerogue3108 it does
Now this ^ makes a lot of sense!
The one who led him there was told to stay there do you even know what you wrote ?
and some say before he got blind, he was a great fisherman
That's some Playtech level of customer service (with Rowan at the counter)
Burrrrrrrrn!
69 nice!
I wouldn't agree. Rowan can actually find even scented candles
@@Archont4000 exactly. He even knows, what do you call them, "flat clickers"?
"I put it out there, take it or leave it." Basically sums up my pick up game.
Caveman approach. Classic.
"Ooga unga-bunga?" **pelvic thrust motions** "Uhga unga-bunga?" **inquisitive eyebrow raise**
Haaa hahaha
I relate so hard
"Do you sell these or are you handing them out?"
"I dunno..."
I love the dark effect on those items :D
These are unknown Items. If you get an M4, but you don´t know, what mags it use, than youre screwd
@@hijackdallas6052 I get it but I was talking about the effect itself and how hard was it to implement it in this video :)
Took me a moment to realize that
@@hijackdallas6052 Or you could just linked search the Flee Market.
@@kaeltas6 I'm probably wrong but it sorta looked like they had painted the objects with a paint called Black 2.0, or possibly even the 3.0
Makes you miss the guy from RE4 at least he welcomed you with open arms every time.
Hello stranga, what cha buying?
@@9oh4. you know, the good stuff
or sidrovich d from stalker, he sells rubber bullets
Aaaahhhh..... I will buy it at a high price!!!!!
Got a selection of good things on sale, Stranger.
When do you think they'll show a microwave?
oh, hi pestily :-)
Хера пестиль
He was standing on a microwave the whole time
I dunno
I love you dad
I just liked that there was Snickers on the table 😂
Its called Slickers
Welcome to Tarkov. You can find Snickers anywhere.
2:00
Seeing “shady” Rowan snap his fingers made my lockdown day.
You guys never fail to make me laugh, even in a time like this. Keep it up guys 👍
Kinda like a drug dealer
YESSSSS more tarkov skits
I LOVE your scannel please see me
And agreed more tarkov vids
The merchant reminds me of myself at maths
Rewatched the whole clip with that in mind :d
Underrated 🤣
"What's this"
"I dunno, u figure it out"
"look at it, it's pretty obvious!"
.......I don't know
I'm surprised he didn't accidentally pull out the pin of the frag grenade when checking what it is.
Skilled Noob you can’t accidentally pull the pin out of a grenade... in real life.
Typing this however, I realised that there’s probably some button or key you might accidentally bump to throw it so fair point.
@@adriathecat7436 the point of realization
@@adriathecat7436 Yeah I was about to say.....
@@adriathecat7436 There isn't. The traders are menu based in the game. You can't throw a grenade when you aren't in a raid.
It was a joke you fucking donkeys
I just love how Fence actually tried his best in figuring out what attachments go on his gun.
-What is this?
-I don’t know.
-OUTRAGEOUS!
RUclips: What do you think of this video?
Me: "I dunno..."
I’ve never even heard of this game but based on these videos I’m guessing it’s main objective is to be both vague and sadistic to its players.
its an ultra realistic military survival shooter
@@Kaajman thats why its sadistic, no tutorial, no anything
@@Kaajman It's not ultra realistic. In fact, it's not even realistic, it's a just hardcore FPS (MMO)RPG with some milsim elements.
And, yes, the game can be sadistic and brutal, one if its biggest excellences as well as its biggest downfall.
I dunno
Hey Trader Rowan, how ya doin mate?
“I don’t know”
You down there selling some bits and bobs are ya?
“Erg ummm I don’t know”
Ok then, have a good day Rowan!
“Uhhhhmmm I don’t know.”
Retail and rowan... a match made in heaven! He could even be the...Manager one day!
Uhmmm... Idunno. If they could just make a skit where Rowan is an asshole manager in a sales field, that would be outrageous!
Rowan at the end shrugging and looking around is engraved in my mind as one of the funniest god damn things I’ve ever seen
Looking through that scope was so realistic.
Rowan's acting skills are really awesome!
I miss Bodger the Blacksmith.
Nah. He's a sellout.
This series has been the only thing that has made this game accessible for me
They should call this game Escape from Tarkov: Figure it out
So much coverage for tarkov now! Been playing for about 2 years. V happy to see this.
No different from how he is at playtech 😂
To be fair the items do tend to sell themselves!
for attachments, right-click on your gun in your inventory and press "linked search" it'll show you pieces that can go on the item you select. You can also do this with handguards to figure out which mounts they need, if any.
"What are you buying?"
''What are you selling?''
@@danfred4526 me :"Shoot the merchant"
merchant:" Back to life in other place"
Come back anytime.
"HeHeHe...thank you.."
I dun know, figure it out.
Loving these new Tarkov vids. Makes the lockdown that bit more enjoyable.
Wait just a goddamn second here! Hold the hell on!
How did they know that was a Snickers in there already?
Always wondered if Fence knew what half his items are, now I know he doesn't know
ok
ᴊᴇᴅᴢ ʏᴛ
Most of us wouldn’t be surprised because the Snickers is an actual edible item in Tarkov...
you mean "slickers" ?
Does it have peanuts in it?
I Dunno
@@dieguy3080 no it has keanuts though.
At 01:48 I was expecting him to just dump a bucket on the table with blacked out different size bullet rounds.
But then again I think there had been some limitations to what they could do.
"Hello, if youre new to this channel,
*I don't know, figure it out* "
"Uh I don't know, figure it out."
это настолько the best,что вы себе даже не представляете
The lack of Ben's "OUT---RAGEOUS!!" line is outrageous!
Every time they say “figure it out” I think of letterkenny
"I don't know mate, figure it your self". 😆
Pretty much sums up every conversion I have with customers
Just cause I work somewhere, doesn't mean I know anything about the products or terms and conditions 😅
You do know you're supposed to give customers SOME DIRECTIONS right
All these videos are amazing honestly
You forgot:
"Sry, just sold out."
This was one of your funniest videos! The combination of Ben and Rowan is gold.
"I don't now" - the shortest discrube of my life
I need videos of other games bruh
actually, "I dunno" like why I do know
elämä on keitto minä olen haarukka
Skit idea:
Items that appear to be one thing actually turn out to be a completely different but similarly shaped item when bought, getting more ridiculous with each one, and everyone but one person has no problem with this and knows exactly what they are.
When they finally make an outrageous guess, it turns out to be a normal item that is what it looks like, and everyone treats them as if they are stupid.
Funny idea, but it doesn't match tarkov. Wherever they do ridiculous stuff in pubg or tarkov, it's something ridiculous that's actually in the game
I'm impressed with the blackout editing.
Damn, that's a lot of work and skills to "hide" those items. Hella impressive!
I could just watch this one over and over.
“What’s this?
Dunno.
Dunno?
I dunno. Figure it out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That zoom in on Rowan's face made my day lol
I am really enjoying these Tarkov Logics.
ХаХахА )) Это круто. Я неиграл в Тарков, но это все равно очень весело :) Спасибо вам ребята!
These guys from VLDL are so good, now I even watch these even though I don't play Tarkov.
0:05 Me meeting my local drug dealer
Thanks for repeating the sentence.
@@derrestaurier Right? Why do people do this. Like we didn't hear.
i think this EAs slogan
Wow, great, he changed his comment.
@@derrestaurier Now we all know he is a junkie.
Out of all your tarkov skits, this one actually made me laugh and wasn't lame.
the fudge is with this timing? Just picked up a copy and played for an hour or two... and thought this exact thing xD Then I see this on youtube? xD
Tarllark , it is voodoo !
Thank you for supporting the Escape from Tarkov dev team by buying their masterpiece of a shooter.
I see a snickers without learning it....
Actually it is possible to look for a guns attachments and ammo.
hatrez linked search 😉
on market.. not in traders
VLDL do crossover skits of all games presented from time to time.
OUTRAGEOUS!!!
This is the funniest series yet
Кратко о том, как я отвечаю учителю на его вопрос
Ouh. Russian?!
In VLDL?
@@oldtrendmusic8181 yep
Аа.
Я думал из снг никто не смотрит...
@@oldtrendmusic8181 да тут наверно 5% смотрящих - это русские
seeing ben with a beanie on has made me realise he looks a lot like my dad, and I can't unsee it now
This reminds me of my Manager , I don’t know lol
I think the ending of the video was the best part, it played into the joke so well.
what else do you want sir?
I absolutely love these new tarkov logic videos please keep it up :)) they are amazing
I'm starting to like this game, even though I've never seen it :V
I'd love to see another skit with the fence where the item you're trying to buy keeps disappearing because someone else you can't see bought it first.
Even in Tarkov Rowan is still terrible at his job 😅
It's not his fault, he was scripted that way. :p
If only they made the snickers slickers
lol this is so EFT. "Must inspect black silhouette for 5 seconds" to determine it's a can of tuna. Really a stupid feature of the game that should be removed.
Callsign Vega
It’s called inspecting an unknown Item. It sucks but it has to be in the game to keep players from “Fast Looting” or buying Items too fast without noticing other items the devs put in for a reason.
Well, how do you know it's a can of tuna? It might be a can of beef :D but yeah, I kinda agree that there at least should be a way to inspect everything in your inventory or store
It shouldn't be removed it should just be tweaked like take less time for a bottle of water and more for weapon parts like mounts or bullets
It's being removed in an upcoming patch, as in, after a wipe you won't have to re-examine everything.
I love how everything is black out and you need to look at it to learn it
im wondering tho, when will the real ben be in the skits again. it has been a while when he was replaced by a fake ben.
You could’ve made Rowan as Prapor, Ben as Skier, Adam as Jeager, and Ben as Fence.
So I guess I'll be that guy
Ahem...
It's a suppressor, not a "silencer"
P.S. Not that it's important, but ex-military hired guns would know :3
Had the exact same thought as soon as he said it. I almost cringed.😁
Actually, interestingly the original patent for the device is labelled as a "Silencer" so both are correct, now clip and magazine however...
Also called it a "gun muffler" ...yes I have to keep from cringing when someone calls them clips...
I was waiting for Fence to say, "sorry man, it just sold out"
00:10 i spot snickers in there
What
I rewatched it several times before I realized you'd written "snickers" and not knickers. I was like "What?! Where the hell are the undies?"
What
two of them :)
Or did you actually write "knickers" and edit it afterwards? That would make sense now that I see it was edited.
The trader reflects me perfectly during half of my geometry class tests.
This is just the local salesman of wish.com
1 rule of tarkov... DO NOT DEAL WITH FENCE
If you removed the comments simply repeating lines from the video we all just watched, this place might be slightly less cancerous.
Sounds a good idea.
Would it work?...
...
...
I dunno.
This series is so great
Does this actually happen in the game? Just wanna know.
"Dunno"
You need to examine an item if you have never seen it before. Inspecting the gun tells you what ammo to use, so it is inaccurate to say that they don't tell you.
Devilofdoom He literally inspects to find out what they are in the video, same as the game. Are you fucking stupid or what?
Yep. It's pretty silly.
@@Devilofdoom idk what assist you have on but it definitely doesn't tell you the ammo the gun uses
I would add the error that constantly arise when you try to buy some rare stuff
This Tarkov game, seems really demanding, and not worth it in return.
The highs are very high and the lows are very low. Take that as you will.
It's the most fun FPS available.
I really like the new Tarkov content. Pls make more
Меня одного интересует почему у них ивент русский, а они говорят по английски
Да)
Love the new Tarkov vids KEKW
Honestly this looks like a really crappy game.
Pretty much yea
Its a good game but very unfriendly to basically everyone...Just like russians.
Judging a game on a piss take video series, really isn't that smart. Tarkov is the best game in the shooter genre.
@@Devilofdoom Meh the other vid of other games made me at least wanna check out if I wanted to play them, I'd even wanna play a game version of Epic NPCmans world but this game just looks crap.
@@Ryo-sj8wn You must be one of these guys on steam that give a negative reviews after 0.1hrs played.
: you wanna fight?
:Yes please
Damn im 4 minutes late
"I legit don't know! What is it ?!" "What is it?!" This remind me 😂
the trees have ears and witnessed vending, but only the buyer perceives or not their bargain haul