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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2020
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My respect that they actually survived 9 minutes. That's 7 minutes longer than I usually survive.
that's 9minutes longer than me..
@@Destroyerz117 I only survive 7 Minutes, because I'm stuck in the loading screen for 2 minutes ;)
Ur one minute away from starting to speak russian
maybe bring something other than a hatchet and you will make it out alive for once
@@pontuspesonen9417 stfu that's not the issue and you know it
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the elegance of Adam’s fall at 2:35? Majestic
That fall was actually perfect!
Yeah ! I was pretty dope !
Dude he freaking nailed it 10/10
I was scrolling for a comment that thought this.
Delightfull
... - Stop, you're scaring me!!!
- Жооопааа!!!!
Там фразы и по круче есть
When Rowan screamed in Russian I felt a wave of shock. Вот уж чего я точно не ожидала))
Я то сначала обрадовалась, что хорошо понимаю по-английски. Прям как родной язык. А он оказывается по-русски ругался😂😂🐪
@@user-eq7px3tp6t ахахаха, ты не одна👍
Same, sis
Тоже прифигел от неожиданности)
@@user-eq7px3tp6t перешел с канала "Странное местечко" просто для того, чтобы посмотреть оригинал этого момента)
"what are we supposed to be doing"
you're asking too many questions ben!
OUTRAGEOUS
“To survive” Ben, like a normal person would?
@@helmetguy01 unbelievable ...
"What are we supposed to do?" A: looting, and get the hell out to the extraction point (if you find it), or die in the process. and repeat. and repeat. etc.
"Escaping from Tarkov, Ben. It's in the title of the game." :))
so true spend 15 mins roaming see no one. then your whole squad gets wiped in 10 sec from no where from a gun you never even hear
That´s Tarkov
Tarkov gives, Tarkov takes
Sounds way funner than sneaking around for 10 minutes and than getting 1 shot in warzone(not downed) , through all your armor plates and a vehicle inside a building, by 1 hit marker from a assault rifle and it wasnt even a headshot.
Wait a minute....
thats most BR games out there XD
@@hijackdallas6052 you mean Tarkov take, and take again 😂
basically the reason I hate any super large open world pvp shooter.
There's always some cuck with a sniper rifle ready to pinpoint your face from 10 miles away and there's absolutely nothing you can do to counter it
As a Russian native i can say that i exploded with a laught when the guy started to scream in russian
Полностью согласен!🤣🤣🤣
сэйм эз ми, бро
What did it mean?
What did he say?
@@ramahikari1014 "Damn you!"
"Look out!"
"Ass!"
"Come here, you shit!"
"Guys, they gonna get us!"
Rowan's face when speaking Russian was hilarious! Thanks for making great content guys! 👍
The russian talking killed me
ЖОПА! =)
Believe me, this is how we talk in Russia.
Blyat
@@user-xu3qo1xo1y what does Rowan said?
bump
@@adityastsani2698 "Curses", "We're exposed" "We're in the ass" "We're gonna be blown"
“What do you mean? I’m pressing M there is no map!”
lmao you're here too!
Why am I not surprised you’re here
Lol he's here too 😂
@ScavsAteMyLegs You are everywhere dude
Then, we can ask google!
Я даже опешил, когда на любимом зарубежном канале родной язык услышал
Ахах, да
Rowan screaming in Russian is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
My first game I played with a friend my friend shouted "I SEE AN ENEMY" while i was waiting to spawn in, I heard gunshots while my vision was fading in. I responded "DUDE SOMEONE IS ALREADY SHOOTING AT ME" then i realized, my friend was killing me, I tried to tell him it was me but it was too late, I had died.
I played with one of my friends while he was drunk first game we played we got into a fire fight with a group of raiders he popped me in the back the head.. second game we played we were fighting in the cat walks in factory and i was inches behind him he killed someone in the doorway and turned 180 and shot me in the fucking face on “accident”.. third run i went out with a fucking altyn to protect me from this maniac he went around to flank a geared dude and i killed the guy before he got to him and moved up to loot this mfer and he came around the corner and shot me in the head i was mad asf the only thing that saved me that last round was his shitty walmart ammo the whole time in chat he was screaming “i got em good! I got his ass! I shot em in the head!” And im fucking standing there ears are screaming cant see shit
Talk about a shit friend lmaoo
@@cajunpeople ROFLMAO
@@cajunpeople drunk tarkov is a terrible experience
@@cajunpeople я что-то на середине текста устал переводить.
"Okay, lets give this game another go"
*LITERALLY THE SAME WORDS SAID BY EVERY EFT BEGINNERS*
nope, I was bored even watching it, not playing... so NO.
I don't play it yet but it look soo boring
Ghostly no. Tarkov is poorly made game. Of course what do you want from Russians. Knock off game but still idiotic logic 0 fun 0 game experience and 0 fun. So I don’t care this game is stupid. Don’t follow trends follow the fun and joy :)
It's more similar to a Arma than a Battlefield. And by what i've seen from this game, the best quality is the oppression from environment, ennemies and foes to make it a realistic experience.
I think that sum up the game
@@littledonnygames64 i find it fun, well made game, very realistic, and thry made a better game than you could ever
"Stop Rowan, you are scaring me!"
Yep, thats usually what Russian sounds like to non Russians.
Russian always sound like an invite to drink some vodka to me. Even it if means "let's fight with knives and then drink vodka!"... German sounds scaring :)
@@lucianoblues Korrekt XD
@@lucianoblues bruh.
@@lucianoblues so, why all the world think we always drink vodka? Just why? Stupid stereotypes
@@lucianoblues donnerwetterhimmelherrgott! zat iz not funny! :-)
0:56
"Будь ты проклят!"
"Нет, шухер!"
1:03
"ЖОПА!" 🤣🤣🤣
1:07
"Пацаны, щас накроют нас!"
1:05 иди сюда, ты гавно!
@@накася-выкуси Да, это нечто!🤣🤣🤣
Ору ))
ArNiShub what does this even mean?
@@shawnjohn5756 funny russian words
Ben: I have a question.... what are we actually doing?
Me: smashes the like button
Escaping?
From Tarkov?
I don't even play Tarkov and this is entertaining as hell
I don't even know what Tarkov is?
@@nizarelfennani7477 Escape from Tarkov is a FPS game were, if I'm not wrong, you need to escape from Tarkov, as the title says. I heard that it is very hardcore and you can loot and there's a market or something, but I can be wrong because I don't play it.
It's a hardcore FPS battle royale type of game, the quirk of this game is that there's basically zero HUD/interface on the player's screen, no map no bullets count no cross hair no hint nothing, you can't even tell which one's your teammates apart from enemies cause there's no name display. Oh and sometimes the bullets get jammed in your gun in the middle of the fight. The main objective is to go around in the map looting for equipment/parts for upgrade and kill your opponents, then in the end there will be an extraction point where you need to go to to 'escape' from the map and win the round.
@@song3035 As a long term Tarkov player i gonna say Tarkov IS NOT a Battle Royale game you dont need kill anyone to "win" the match usually you go into a raid with some quests like a MMO if you complete them you get money and reputation(Yes some missions are like The Punisher series says "Kill everything that moves and bring me a lot of dogtags")
I'm Brazilian sorry about my English :/
@@song3035 As far as I'm aware guns don't jam, I've been playing for over a month and have never seen this.
I wish they would have implemented trying to loot and find the gear inside of a vest inside of a satchel inside of a backpack inside of another backpack lol
Wouldn't have worked cuz u just take the backpack
@@DamienDevs not if you already have a backpack and you want the stuff inside of the backpack inside of the satchel...I win you Lose.
They will at some point lol
Can’t really do that any more
@@dangerfox1776 you can? I just played a round and had 1 bag with 4 smaller bags in it lol
2:08 я думал что всегда буду смотреть вас на английском, контент👍
Ахахах, согласен) но, так как я плох в разговорном (да и вообще в любом) английском смотрю с субтитрами)
😂🤣
0:55 просто посмотри до этого момента
Rowan saying "ass" in russian is pretty hillarious
TheSirMutant
Wish I can understand Russian.
@@stalkerofthezone1698 That was basically a bunch of swearing. "Damn you!", "Alarm!", "Ass!", "Soldiers are shit!", "We are gona get killed!"
Андрей Скуридин а там разве не было фразы из какого-то старого фильма, которую дикие иногда выкрикивают?
He didnt really say anything in Russian...
@@Eugine1888 не знаю. Я подумал, что это из самой игры, если честно.
Я думал, я никогда не услышу русский в VLDL )
I thought I would never hear Russian in VLDL xD
Я тоже,
Жопа!)
Шухер
Будь ты проклят!
@Arnav Pandey
Literal translation (caution, there are obscene words):
[Bud' ty proklyat] - Damn you
[Shuher] - Caution
[Zhopa] - A*shole
[Idi syuda ty, govno] - Come here you sh*t
[Pacany, shchas nakroyut nas] - Guys, they will start shooting at us now
Their expression when Rowan speak Russian was amazing..i cant handle my mouth for not to laugh 🤣
Незачем сдерживаться, смейся в волю!
Видео идёт , всё нормально
Начинается русская речь
Коментарии : о тут Русские
Будь ты проклят
@@alinaksenofontova5900 сейчас к барыгам, а потом по бабам
Пацаны щяс накроет!
Пацаны, выручайте! Я маслину поймал!
Ахахахахааххах
🤣🤣🤣👍You guys are class. Especially when Rowin started shouting in Russian🤣🤣🤣
You should keep doing tarkov skits, i love them even as a tarkov player XD
You have enough money!!!
Who are You huh? Money for what?
@@bonelesswangs6033 i assume they're talking about the ridiculous price of the game
@@Kicksticks its $40....
@@bonelesswangs6033 the guy's probably used to free games like Fortnite
I wish I could like this twice. :) I love Ben being the only intellectual who wonders why they are there and what the heck they are supposed to be doing. And Adam saying "I am in better shape in real life!". Yes you are, darlin. I hope your back problems are doing better now.
Если-бы кто-то этим голосом прокричал слово "жопа", я бы тоже испугался.
А не че что в играх по хлеще орут и про мамок
I rewatched the 5 minutes in part multiple times. Everyone's reaction to Rowan shouting angry Russian was hilarious.
"I'm fitter than this in real life" 🤣
said that to my friend while playing this...before the "out of breath" was so loud it was all i could hear... =.=
Lolruclips.net/video/BIRxO5pKoOY/видео.html
This is far too true and is the thing that frustrates me the most about this game, I mean come on... Your arms get tired so damn fast... before tarkov these 'soldiers' obviously lived in low gravity environments for a few years
0:55 got me laughing so loud, that was awesome!
1:48 Eminem? Is that you? :D
No, is Nick Thomas.
Ah shiz
I’m just gonna believe Hamish is the one killing them. He finally got his!
Can't be. Hamish doesn't have a keyboard.
He didn't even yet receive his pc
He has no money to pay his internet connection since he went bankrupt due to his poor plastic bag buying decisions.
Byron getting some justice from the shadows.
ratholin it’ll be in tomorrow
0:56 я чуть со стула от смеха не упал))))) *Russian here, and this unlreal funny moment!
What does it mean in English
the red knight google
@@theredknight5168 "damn you", "no, nix!", "aaaaa", "asshole", "come here you shit!", "fellas they're gonna get/detect us"
Не ставь скобочки в конце,американцы их не понимают
"I'm fitter than this is real life!" hahaha
Я испугался русского языка даже сильнее скримера
I just found your channel 48 hours ago and I've already almost seen and liked every video you ever uploaded!
Efit: I didn't know about 'Bored'.
Easily another 80 hours, but I'm trucking...
Brandon K. Cobb
You watched all they’re videos in 48 hours?
*Nice*
ONE OF US.....
Sorry but watching the entire bored series takes longer then that
Thats quarentine for ya 😅🤣
In all fairness, when I posted this, I didn't know about the bored series and now I've been binging it til my fucking eyes bleed to make good on my claim. That was a week ago though so...
0:46 In my mind he went "You know what we should do???" "Let's mug him!!!" but nope, wrong character
*LESS TALK, MORE GIVE!*
@@TheCostantinus PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILD AT HOME
I love Tarkov lol and that video was extremely accurate 😂 Great video guys!
Adam drops from head shot is really the best. You all have really neat acting skills, and you totally improved when we watch back at the beggining of your videos.
Continu the good work!
u guys should do "Dark Souls" Logic. U will be swimming in content ideas.
they should try summertime saga
@@mariejuana8246 no it will be age resticted 😂😂😂
Pretty sure the clothing would cause them a lot more then they earn from RUclips
Yeah, Dark Souls would be perfect.
They don't do game logic unless the game company pays them.
Если бы они только знали, что они за фразы вставили )). В первую секунду я вздрогнул. От удивления рассмеялся до слез.
Так то норм фразы, подходят
That Russian shouting 😳 had me rolling 🤣 in laughter 😃.
This has been hands down one of the funniest videos. I have been rewatching this episode where Rowan starts speaking Russian; not only was his transition perfect but everyone else’s reaction to it was outstandingly hilarious. Thank you guys for making such hysterical videos.
It's Escape from Tarkov, it's not about fun, it's not a *game* , it's a hyper realistic simulation. It simulates masochism.
Hyper realistic, lmfao
realism......... lemme just survive a 10 story fall with these painkillers
Lemme survive 10 grenades behind a 1 foot box
Let rephrase that ment to *become* a hyperrealistic simulation that simulates masochism
@Akagami96 you trash for involving that trash fortnite here. Tarkov os light years better than fortnite and pubg
The "Is that you?" clip is missing.
Wiggle if it's you! Lol
0:57. Так орнул с этого)
Ага
"im fitter than this in real life!' XD
Just need to find a sign saying "This way to Tarkov" and then run in the opposite direction. - Is that the point of the game? :D
Sounds like a good place to start xD
Dude I think I have seen that sign somewhere in the maps I have played not sure though...hahaha
Apparently the city was hit by combination of viral bioweapon, EMP and dirty bomb. UNSC(mostly russian forces under UN command supervision as this happens on russian territory) blamed the event on two PMCs(one russian, one american) in the city, evacuated it and cornered you in. PMCs are effectively fighting each other(as to their knowledge "the other one did it and blamed us!") and scavengers are robbing the city for leftovers. Effectively players are blamed for being the greatest war criminal since "colourfull cast" of WWII. So, escaping isn't that hard... it's what comes next is the problem. The whole world outside wants to see you hanged.
@@TheArklyte In the live action it seems BEAR is hired by the Russian Government to investigate the activity's of some bio-corp in the region as any official attempt is either blocked or straight up attacked by USEA, a joint US an EU PMC that is working for them an helping them to cover up all their dirty deeds which then results in the two PMCs going to war with each other. None of this is reflected ingame though as you'll still get shot by people from your own PMC an you main objective seems to be to make as much dosh as possible.
@@TheArklyte the BEAR are the good guys in the lore, USEC worked alongside terragroup to perform bio experiments(which is why the stims exist in the game)
Keep these up, these are hilarious! Tarkov has turned into the most frustrating and one of the more fun games I've ever played. Yeah, the learning curve never goes away, haha.
0:11 - 0:16 I lost it here. The humour is strong in this group.
0:55 i couldn't stop laughing :D
I dropped by just to see that part again and Adam's reaction get's me every time. lol
0:56 ору просто :D P.S. приветики рашин братюни)
2:35 see how natural their acting skills are.... that head shot Adam's perfect down...
lmfao this is the single funniest video I have seen on RUclips in a long while. Thank you for the laugh.
that fall from Adam at the end was ridiculously impressive :o
Wow that was funny when Rowan start speaking Russian I actually can understand Russian and I am laughing because of this moment till now. 😂
what does he say?
They're voice lines from the game.
@Legoshi He said 1 go to hell 2 Nix aaaaaa 3 ass hole 4 come here you peace of shit 5 It’s is no word in English for накроют but if you will translate it, it would be like this. Guys they will cover us now. Wellcome.
@@Djadja_Valera thank you
@@Djadja_Valera накроют в этом контексте - to pin down или suppressed by incoming fire
When he started yelling in Russian I just died laughing
Some of us are avoiding several words from the video. Some of them are used by not very good to communicate to societies, some of them are just hurting to hear, in some way. We call them "Мат", and it`s taboo in a civilized community. It`s just too barbaric-sounding, like back in the medieval. These words have lost their original meaning and now they are used just to express emotions one cannot express by normal words. I don`t like them either.
In the distant past several words of "Мат" were used to ward off evil spirits or to curse your opponent in some way.
That AAAAAAGH at 1:01 got me! 😂
2:05 Is that a tree behind them? Holy crap, it's huge.
holy moly!!!😲
screaming in russion was complete gold well done
Из России с любовью! Пацаны.
Да, но вот только к нам они настроены агресивно.
Translation- "From Russia with love! Boys"
А ещё их в конце убили СОБРовцы
@@kuskus190 не вони до вас, а ви до них, а також до України, Грузії і вже навіть до білорусі, тобто до всіх хто вважає себе окремою від росії країною. Ви роздуваєте антизахідну і ксенофобську політику, ви постійно погрожували всіх розбомбити. Ви зневажаєте Українців за те що ті банально мають власну мову. І після того ви ще ниєте чого до вас так ставляться?!
@@adog6365 с чего ты так решил? Может американские наёмники ))
0:56 Damn you!
1:00 Run! Whatch out! AAA!
1:03 Аss!
1:05 Come here you asshоlе!
1:07 They will surround us now
thx a lot for your work!
2:47 alan: guys?
Sniper: you're already dead.
Alan: ah
lol.. Ben looks incredibly wary after the scene with Rowan screaming s***
Eco G
Rowan was probably saying curse words in Russian.
And wait until the misery of TRYING find the extracts, loot, and missions and of course, the REAL enemy.
...
.........
INVENTORY. MANAGEMENT.
Inventory = Tetris Simulator
Like res evil 3?
It´s Tetris
@@hijackdallas6052 res evil 3s invo was like that lol
inventory management is the only part where you don't die immediately, unless on the inside counts.
"Damn you!"
"Look out!!"
"Aaahhhhhhh"
"Ass!"
"Come here, you shit!!!"
"Guys, they gonna get us!"
"Aaahhhhh!"
Translation of **Aggressive russian**
Adam deserves an award for that fall. a real stunt
Escape from Tarkov: You will hate that you love this game
_Jaze_KJ02_
Pay to Win.
The devs made it that way because of the amount of budget they lost in making the game.
So kinda like EVE Online then
@@stalkerofthezone1698 the fuck is it with you and pay to win?! You dont have any advantage with the best package. You only get a bigger inventory, which makes a a bit easyer, but not that much. Its all do able with the cheepest option. And in the raid you got no disadvantage
@@Momo-ti1fg lemme quote what you just said: "you don't have any advantage with the best package" "...bigger inventory, which makes it a bit easier".
i think you just told us as to why you have an advantage over others.
and yes, even the tiniest advantage over others is considered to be pay to win.
Daxter250 you can upgraded your inventory in the hideout!
Wow, the sniper did it right; take out the guys in the back, then work your way to the front.
Well done.
Hes been doing this for awhile you know
That last clip is inaccurate af. You usually play with friends, so when your friend gets sniped, he screams because it genuinely made him shit his pants, and then he frantically tries to communicate where he was shot from.
I was imagining they’re playing it by “Gmod murder” rules. Die and you go silent so there’s no metagaming
I love the Tarkov skits! Keep em coming
Looks like "we" are enjoying watching you more then "you" are at playing the game 😂🤣💗
Indeed, it's not wery fun game to play :P
I love these Tarkov logic videos. Gotta keep 'em rolling.
I almost died of laughter when I saw how the guys reacted to my native language
Those pratfalls, especially Adam's were fantastic. I've tried doing one and it's way harder than it looks.
I'm trying it and my hands always hit the floor first
I can enjoy tarkov watching this because I can't afford the game
Same here xd
This is the only way you'll enjoy Tarkov
Same bro
lol u cant afford $30
Enjoy not having it! For top dollar you'll get crappy fps, bad hit registration, immense matching times, many more questionable features and sometimes a quite enjoyable experience.
I played for two years, but I enjoyed only the first time. Then I played because I bought the EOD version and didn't want to see the money wasted.. now I'm free again 😁. It was the most toxic relationship with a game I ever had. So happy it wasn't a girl, but just a game 🤣
0:50 Sudden angry russian noises would scare the hell out of me too, damn XD
2:12 Ben and Rowan are always making it EPIC!🤣🤣🤣
I haven't even seen Tarkov before but I am very much enjoyed of watching these skits
Dang, I have great timing, checking and seeing this so quick
Please make more tarkov videos because y’all are so good at making fun of it. You guys actually make me do a legitimate laugh
I love this filming location! Perfect Tarkov backdrop.
I died when Rowan started speaking a different language 😂😆🤣
If u died how did u type the comment. Lol....
@@Manamax123 XD
@@Manamax123 zombie
RJones42O it was Russian.
@ANONYMOUS
Woooosh!
1:17 When you’re the only one without a beanie
"We are the best mercenaries!"
-1 minute later-
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I'm out of breath!"
Are you kidding me?
NO WAY YOU POSTED TARKOV. LOVE THIS GAME MAKE MORE PLEASE!
"Guys?" - turning around and see three bodyes - "Ah"
@Nictorious NZ oh, really? wow
Fedor Ezeev congratulations you watched the video
@@fedorezeev9923 he meant that it wasnt funny
@@Shaun_Taylor well, ok
Bodies*
Молодцы!) I really look forward to when you will make a "sketch" on a topic that tormented me the first 10 levels while I was playing. Every raid. "We have to go to the exit. And where is the exit? Is this the exit? But where is this fucking exit !?"
Вау! Сколько русской аудитории у VLDL!
there's constant gunfire in the background
"what are we escaping from"
What is Escape from Tarkov?
Who are we escaping from?
Why are we escaping?
How are we gonna escape?
Where do we even escape?
*Can we even Escape Tarkov?*
Why is Tarkov?
@@ethandalton6480 How is Tarkov?
Nekomari Nyan it depends if other players spare you at the extraction.
ITS IN THE TITLE BEN !
Game of Questions
"I'm so lost, guys!!!!" 😂😂😂😂
Lmao I read this comment the exact moment he said this 😂
I just saw the scene when he started speaking Russian at work. I couldn't explain to my boss why I was laughing like that.
The Russian bit just had me falling of my couch in laughter, 🤣
пАнимаю
PUBG: I am the most realistic Battle Royale!
Escape from Tarkov: _Hold my Водка._
Except EFT is not battle royale. It's more like an extraction royale :)))
John Constantine Пивко
I need vodkaааааа
I had no idea what the word was but I still read it as vodka somehow
Viva La Dirt League: **shoots Escape from Tarkov Logic videos in the same setting as PUBG Logic video**
“Tarkov x PUBG Crossover video confirmed”
The last unsuppressed shot gave me Tarkov PTSD...
Вот уж не ожидал услышать русский)
I already got used to see your videos with Russian subs, but didn't expect to hear Russian words)
Thx guys, you are the best)
1:11
I would have loved if rowan came out from the right side screaming Russian, clearing his throat, saying 'sorry' and continuing the sketch as normal. It would fit so well.