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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @Silver.799
    @Silver.799 9 месяцев назад +2343

    This is the equivalent of a dwarf making a 26-hour video of why he hates elves. I'm still gonna watch it though

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +352

      Except I'M the elf LMAO

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 9 месяцев назад +134

      @@livefromtheblacklibrary Give him one round of Leaf Lover's Special

    • @blumiu2426
      @blumiu2426 9 месяцев назад +37

      A book like that wouldn't end for a Dwarf.

    • @Dogmelter42
      @Dogmelter42 9 месяцев назад +38

      Never forget the War of the Beard.
      Never forgive the Elves.
      But will agree, John Dramatapuss sucks.

    • @alejandrorp5160
      @alejandrorp5160 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@livefromtheblacklibrary Stop this charade. Now. Change the channel's name to 'Live from Mendregard' and get a proper Iron Warrior avatar

  • @someguy4405
    @someguy4405 9 месяцев назад +2549

    John Grammaticus canonically deals more damage to Horus than Sanguinius does.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +989

      I hadn't realized that and now I'm fuming

    • @someguy4405
      @someguy4405 9 месяцев назад +134

      Thanks, Dan.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 9 месяцев назад +92

      @@livefromtheblacklibrarydoes this Vol 3 sucks worse than a 100-year-old vacuum?

    • @drakeblack4695
      @drakeblack4695 9 месяцев назад +32

      I hate this😂

    • @someguy4405
      @someguy4405 9 месяцев назад +130

      Should've put john on the fucking cover.

  • @herretik2287
    @herretik2287 8 месяцев назад +509

    John Grammaticus is the type of guy to turn into an accordion after getting hit on the head with a mallet.

    • @Bananasnotasong
      @Bananasnotasong 28 дней назад

      I have no idea what this means but somehow I know that I agree with it.

    • @crywlf9103
      @crywlf9103 27 дней назад +6

      @@Bananasnotasong old-timey piano teeth

    • @Bananasnotasong
      @Bananasnotasong 27 дней назад +1

      @@crywlf9103 Okay you right.

  • @DreadAnon
    @DreadAnon 9 месяцев назад +2097

    If John Grammaticus has a million haters, then I am one of them. If John Grammaticus has ten haters, then I am one of them. If John Grammaticus has only one hater then that is me. If John Grammaticus has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is for John Grammaticus, then I am against the world.

    • @ronantheronin3521
      @ronantheronin3521 9 месяцев назад +116

      Oh cool, the Warhammer meme guy.

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace 8 месяцев назад +74

      I fucking hate John Grammaticus. I can't state this enough, he feels like neutered Lucius The Eternal.

    • @joshualeamer6117
      @joshualeamer6117 8 месяцев назад +12

      Amen

    • @marcopololos
      @marcopololos 8 месяцев назад +16

      I just watched your video and had to learn why John was such an ass

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 7 месяцев назад +16

      I thought he was a joke character

  • @noahthompson5030
    @noahthompson5030 9 месяцев назад +987

    John Grammaticus is the kind of guy to go “oh jeepers” when slipping on a puddle

    • @Minority119
      @Minority119 9 месяцев назад +72

      John Grammaticus is the kind of guy to go "jeez louise" when something catches him by surprise

    • @InquisitorialOperator
      @InquisitorialOperator 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 8 месяцев назад +2

      Not British enough. He would say "oh my"

    • @Minority119
      @Minority119 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@murphy7801alright john grammaticus is the type of guy to stumble into something strange and put his hands on his hips and say "what's all this then?"

    • @RedheadedReaper
      @RedheadedReaper 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@murphy7801He's not british.

  • @sanitylogic4611
    @sanitylogic4611 9 месяцев назад +863

    'John Grammaticus' sounds like a name you give to a trope character to MacGuffin around

    • @f0rdgamer
      @f0rdgamer 9 месяцев назад +59

      Which is what he does, and could also describe 75% of warhammer characters

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 8 месяцев назад +4

      Indeed, for that's what he is

    • @derekmcmanus8615
      @derekmcmanus8615 8 месяцев назад +2

      Actual news reader on BBC4 Radio

    • @TenraMichelle-o5m
      @TenraMichelle-o5m 2 месяца назад +4

      @maltheri9833John MacGrufficus

    • @greencanner4284
      @greencanner4284 Месяц назад +7

      Wait until you hear about angron

  • @Dustbinlid1
    @Dustbinlid1 9 месяцев назад +1027

    Fun fact, originally this was Chrono's review of The End and the Death Part 3 but he noticed the script was just "All John Grammaticus and no logic makes Chrono an angry boy" over and over so we got this video instead.

  • @officerplormby373
    @officerplormby373 9 месяцев назад +769

    John Grammaticus busts down the door on the vengeful spirit to see Horus and a bunch of demons have strung up Sanguinius’s corpse
    John: “Wow talk about a hang over! I bet he’s gonna feel that in the morning!”

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 8 месяцев назад +127

      And during the duel between Big E and Horus.
      "Talk about thanksgiving arguments."

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 8 месяцев назад +98

      An Eversor Assassin is standing behind John Grammaticus, ready to tear him limb from limb
      “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 8 месяцев назад +70

      A psyker unleashes their power, destroying an entire squad of imperial soldiers in one stroke, leaving only Grammaticus alive
      "Well, that just happened"

    • @RyoKasai25
      @RyoKasai25 Месяц назад +13

      John as he's making his way in the Vengeful Spirit,
      "Man, can this day get even more weird?"
      *A horde of Daemons appear*
      "Sigh, me and my big mouth"

  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony 8 месяцев назад +999

    Aeldari; literally murder rapes a new chaos God into existence
    The Cabal; hmmm humanity is the problem.

    • @nunyabusiness7942
      @nunyabusiness7942 8 месяцев назад

      As much as I hate the Cabal, to be fair Humanity are the main ones feeding the gods by that point in time. The Cabal is stupid but, they weren't wrong that Humanity was the main power source for Chaos at that time.

    • @lordexohunter558
      @lordexohunter558 8 месяцев назад +101

      I mean, I don't blame them, we got John grandma test

    • @Max-vp5sn
      @Max-vp5sn 8 месяцев назад +120

      @@lordexohunter558they LITERALLY created him.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 8 месяцев назад +62

      The good thing about the eldar birthing slaanesh is that this action also got rid of the eldar. The ones that remain are the ones that don't vibe with chaos endorsement, and the drukhari. But those seem like one of those problems that will ecentually solve itself, in the grand scheme of the galaxy.

    • @slevinlaine
      @slevinlaine 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahahhaha.

  • @dantereinhardt6911
    @dantereinhardt6911 8 месяцев назад +141

    How can you hate him? He's just Joooooooooohn freaking gramaaaaaaaaaaaaticus.

  • @drag0nerd
    @drag0nerd 9 месяцев назад +522

    (sees title) (looks at runtime) Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about

  • @dollarsignmexican
    @dollarsignmexican 9 месяцев назад +481

    "Like, zoinks Oll, that Horus guy sure is scary"

    • @kingofsicily
      @kingofsicily 9 месяцев назад +22

      Oh God, I won't not be able to see JG as shaggy now

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 Месяц назад +2

      Like zoinks Scoob. You’re now reading this in Shaggy’s voice.

  • @miracog
    @miracog 9 месяцев назад +367

    John Grammaticus drinks from the milk bottle and makes sure there isn't enough for breakfast the next morning.

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 8 месяцев назад +2

      Sanguinius' frosted nips...
      That's awful!

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 6 месяцев назад +23

      Then puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge.

    • @wilddoge5130
      @wilddoge5130 2 месяца назад +2

      Now That's Purging if I ever seen one.

    • @Gillymonster18
      @Gillymonster18 Месяц назад +4

      And puts the toilet paper roll on the wrong way. He also doesn’t make the next pot of coffee. And chews with his mouth open. And clogs the toilet when invited over to the neighbors’ house for dinner. Leaves his cigarette butts on the ground, 3 feet from the butt can.

  • @dolphinerofachero3159
    @dolphinerofachero3159 9 месяцев назад +386

    The worst thing he has ever said in my opinion was: “I do not care about the Godfather” and “it insists upon itself “ like what does that even mean?

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 8 месяцев назад +43

      Of course it insists upon itself, it has a point to make!

    • @ArstKoben
      @ArstKoben 8 месяцев назад +14

      “Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.”
      Takes two seconds to Google something bro.

    • @ruby_240
      @ruby_240 7 месяцев назад +5

      Made me laugh my ass off, thanks

    • @ZeroNumerous
      @ZeroNumerous Месяц назад +10

      @@ArstKoben
      ...It's a meme.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 Месяц назад +2

      Hmm, yes. Shallow and pedantic. I concur.

  • @GurenPlasma
    @GurenPlasma 9 месяцев назад +854

    I fucking love Johnny Linguisticus

  • @underplague6344
    @underplague6344 8 месяцев назад +74

    Come to think of it, Abaddon is kinda like a reverse John Grammaticus: he's a good character when in the spotlight but the less he's shown the more he sucks.

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 9 месяцев назад +584

    Sly Marbo looks at John Grammaticus, and felt pitty for him. For he isn't Sly Marbo

    • @jasonroberts4470
      @jasonroberts4470 9 месяцев назад +33

      Sly feels that way for all others.

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@jasonroberts4470 but for the sake of the joke, it goes double for him

    • @breadstick4458
      @breadstick4458 9 месяцев назад +26

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Sly Marbo's opinion on this issue

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@breadstick4458 pure poetry.

    • @nickcarroll8565
      @nickcarroll8565 9 месяцев назад +19

      “If I weren’t John Grammaticus, I’d like to be Sly Marbro”
      -John Grammaticus
      “If I weren’t Sly Marbro, I’d also like to be Sly Marbro”
      -Sly Marbro

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 9 месяцев назад +285

    Erebus is the character folks love to hate, Grammaticus is the character that just deserves hate

    • @CidGaius
      @CidGaius 9 месяцев назад +47

      Adding something about why these two characters who have the same kind of plot armour are received so differently.
      Erebus is handwringing and Grammaticus is hand waving.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +39

      YEP LMAO, you put it perfectly

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 Месяц назад

      In the business, it’s called getting white heat.

  • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
    @Leman.Russ.6thLegion 9 месяцев назад +454

    I'd like John if he was in a DIFFERENT scifi

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +141

      YEAH LOL, like if he was in anything else he'd be FINE

    • @isiahalcindor6278
      @isiahalcindor6278 9 месяцев назад

      ​@livefromtheblacklibrary he sounds like a Mary Sue OC I can't see him fitting into anything with this amount of the writers sucking off they're pet character

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 9 месяцев назад +34

      He’d be pretty good in Halo or Star Wars. But in 40k he’s so out of his element

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco 9 месяцев назад +4

      how why I dont see it

    • @KnightofLondor
      @KnightofLondor 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@TheUncivilizedNation Can't see Halo.

  • @judi1009
    @judi1009 8 месяцев назад +81

    Obliviously The Author did not go on 200 page long adventure with JOHN FREAKIN GRAMMATICUS

  • @vgamedude9811
    @vgamedude9811 Месяц назад +30

    >expert linguist
    >literally named John Grammaticus
    bravo gw

    • @Kwisatz-Chaderach
      @Kwisatz-Chaderach Месяц назад +9

      James Workshop at it again.

    • @ranfan1820
      @ranfan1820 Месяц назад +5

      Would have been funnier if he were horrible at linguistics and named himself that ironically.
      "John Grammaticus...I take it you are a competent linguist?"
      "No."

  • @crockles8754
    @crockles8754 9 месяцев назад +582

    John Grimaticus is the Jar Jar Binks of 40k

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 9 месяцев назад +63

      At least he jar kar make laugh and not cry out of frustration.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +147

      No that's Samus, John is the young Anakin Skywalker

    • @crockles8754
      @crockles8754 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@livefromtheblacklibrary i will not tolerate this, Samus is one of my favourite characters, he's also more like an Ewok. They're both just some silly guys doing silly shenanigins in the middle of a galactic conflict!

    • @rayhanmustakim7073
      @rayhanmustakim7073 9 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@crockles8754 Samus is silly for you when the poor victim he's using for his jumpscare is not your friend or your loved ones.

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@livefromtheblacklibrary Midichlorians

  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 Месяц назад +30

    I did not even know about his VA. I just assumed Dreadanon just hated JAAAAWN FREEEAKIN GRIMMAAAAAATICAS that much.

  • @sneedfest3399
    @sneedfest3399 9 месяцев назад +738

    IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE HATE JOHN GRAMMATICUS

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +121

      IN THIS HOUSE, IN THIS BLACK, IN THIS TOWN, IN THIS COUNTRY, ACROSS THE WORLD

    • @WARSMITHAFROW
      @WARSMITHAFROW 9 месяцев назад +34

      All my homies hate Johnny G

    • @RamblingsByCorey
      @RamblingsByCorey 9 месяцев назад +15

      *Heavy breathing and fork hitting plates noises* He may be a hero out dere, but in dish housh John Grammaticus ish a fanouk!

    • @brya9681
      @brya9681 8 месяцев назад

      Your house is in a bad neighborhood so no one cares

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@RamblingsByCoreyI gotta say something and I ain't ashamed to admit it. My estimation of John Grammaticus as a man just fuckin' plummeted.

  • @ThinkyPain
    @ThinkyPain 9 месяцев назад +186

    JG in the book Legion was a damn good/promising character - thanks for acknowledging that!

  • @Josco83
    @Josco83 9 месяцев назад +60

    My eyes roll into the back of my head every time I hit a John Grammaticus chapter. He’s like the sacrificial bad character Abnett has to keep alive so the rest of his writing can be good.

    • @LongWarEnjoyer
      @LongWarEnjoyer 8 месяцев назад

      This 1000000000 %

    • @captainsatire9628
      @captainsatire9628 8 месяцев назад +5

      I got the same feeling with them as I did with Bran when reading Game of Thrones, every time met with the decision of "Do I just skip this? I know nothing THAT important is going to happen"

  • @DorianEudesSeverin
    @DorianEudesSeverin 9 месяцев назад +79

    I thought I hated John Grammaticus more than anyone. Then I listened to your rant.
    You Hate John Grammaticus more than I do.
    Kudos.

  • @Goldenblitzer
    @Goldenblitzer 9 месяцев назад +80

    Truck-kun, truly the darkest of the chaos gods' champions, be'lakor couldn't begin to compete

  • @or6397
    @or6397 9 месяцев назад +176

    “You’re telling me you were just making this all up Ol! You never had a plan!?” John to Ol Pearson
    Yeah, this is Dan making a confession right here on the whole series.

    • @bodricthered
      @bodricthered 9 месяцев назад +14

      What annoyed me most there was that I'll never said he had a plan, in fact the whole harping on taking it on faith thing was irritatingly in your face throughout. Totally ignores everything.

    • @skypiratecaptain
      @skypiratecaptain 2 месяца назад

      yeah but the point of grimdark is that youre not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

  • @thatfrog05
    @thatfrog05 9 месяцев назад +158

    “I-It’s not like I like you or anything, John… BAKA!” -Crono

  • @pedropierre9594
    @pedropierre9594 9 месяцев назад +55

    Your rants are he best structured 40k rants on youtube, not one other channel gets to the bone marrow like you 💯

  • @EVER_PRINCE
    @EVER_PRINCE 9 месяцев назад +100

    My favourite part about End and the Death Vol III is John’s fate
    Dude has to spend all of forever going through the locations of the heresy to make sure the future happens, which we know he does because the future present and past all occur. Meaning John did/is doing/and will do that forever.

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 9 месяцев назад +75

    John Grammaticus should have been whacked by Erebus.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 9 месяцев назад +30

      No. John Grammaticus should have killed Erebus and stole his identity, it’s like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @connormcreynolds9764
      @connormcreynolds9764 9 месяцев назад +24

      Erebus only kills important characters.

    • @jojo5497
      @jojo5497 9 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@InquisitorThomasholy shit that made me laugh my ass off, gj my dude

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 8 месяцев назад

      He shouldn't have existed at all, like the cabal or other perpetuals

  • @karlwikman3874
    @karlwikman3874 9 месяцев назад +73

    I'm genuinely convinced the normal human perpetuals in the Heresy were more pointless than The Furios Abyss

    • @PinkyDink7
      @PinkyDink7 9 месяцев назад +11

      Battle for the abyss was such a bad book. Felt so pointless. I regretted getting that book

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@PinkyDink7at least it wasn't about perpetuals

    • @PinkyDink7
      @PinkyDink7 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Brandelwyn well true, they are pretty bland and boring. Sad how he went from an ok character to honestly the worst. Just badly wrote, all of them

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 9 месяцев назад +331

    God, Chrono is such a Tsundere.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  9 месяцев назад +129

      SO HELP ME GOD

    • @khuri9030
      @khuri9030 9 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@livefromtheblacklibraryyou mean So Help Me God Emperor?

    • @waterbears9874
      @waterbears9874 9 месяцев назад +5

      I have a feeling I’ll understand this once I finish the video

    • @marcog.verbruggen674
      @marcog.verbruggen674 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@khuri9030 "So help me Cegorach", if anything. Or Asuryan. I *presume* the Harlequins still hold faith and respect for the rest of the pantheon despite serving Cegorach specifically. But they're also all dead. Except Isha... who is captured... and Khaine... who is shattered

  • @TheDuke07
    @TheDuke07 9 месяцев назад +54

    Your hate for John could power an Astronomican lol

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 9 месяцев назад +135

    "Does [being a logokine] warrant the atttention of the Emperor?"
    It does if it means he can speak Enuncia.
    Big E was so dangrously infatuated with that tongue Ollianus Pius had to destory the Tower of Babel.
    This doesn't redeem the character or anything. I just thought this point in partiuclar fell flat.

    • @isiahalcindor6278
      @isiahalcindor6278 9 месяцев назад +14

      Did they ever make that the point of his character because if they didn't then cronos point didn't fall flat also it seems like a no brainer and something that he could actually affect without coming off as a OC

    • @charlyjordan3545
      @charlyjordan3545 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@isiahalcindor6278 yes. The only reason the loyalists stopped horus was John using a word of Enuncia to stun him to buy time.

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 9 месяцев назад

      Makes sense why Lorgar is so into it.

    • @ANDELE3025
      @ANDELE3025 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@charlyjordan3545 Using warp speech so powerful that it was/could have simply deleted the warp to knock someone on their ass is probably the most retarded way to wield such power.
      As said once before, using the reality warping to summon a tapdance show of by the C'tan crew would be less immersion breaking.

    • @jacobfadipe3703
      @jacobfadipe3703 9 месяцев назад +3

      I mean considering the crazy bs Eunica is shown to do honestly it makes sense why the Big E is obsessed with it, hell I'd be obsessed with it given half the crazy stuff its done

  • @Brother_Rony
    @Brother_Rony 9 месяцев назад +154

    LETS GOOOO, WE HATE GRAMATICUS IN THIS HOUSE

  • @rawrYou.
    @rawrYou. 9 месяцев назад +43

    3 minutes in and I can FEEL your passion on this topic lol

  • @Warlundrie
    @Warlundrie 8 месяцев назад +8

    If only John Grammaticus died at the end of the Legion book, it would fit his story so damn good and we wouldn't have to suffer the stuff he does afterwards as well.

  • @NemFX
    @NemFX 9 месяцев назад +90

    John Grammaticus was meant to be James Bond. In Legion? You can't read him as anything other than the classic James Bond.
    .. the other books are a crappy Tumblr/Twitter OC version.
    I think Dan was forced to bring him back, and resented it, so he tried writing a character to make the editors mad enough to kill off. Pretty sure they didn't notice.

    • @ANDELE3025
      @ANDELE3025 9 месяцев назад +19

      Seeing as Abnett has been producing "worse than tumblrinas AI boyfriend" level writing for a while, i think its more that some prior works were lightning in a bottle. After all, no good writer would ever retcon a story of how no matter who you are, the lowliest soldier to the closest a physical god could be, you are still human and its the humanity which matters/will be both your main strength and downfall to a magic trick illusion show with a bad liquid crystal wafer based side reference to TTS (that wasn't even on jetbikes nor would send one to ultramar).

  • @fightforaglobalfirstamendm5617
    @fightforaglobalfirstamendm5617 9 месяцев назад +19

    I agree strongly! He completely underminded Ollanius Pius plot arch and Ollanius's character in general.

  • @v02max75
    @v02max75 9 месяцев назад +40

    Erebus over John Grammaticus?! Good lord, you DO hate J.G.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 9 месяцев назад +3

      I can’t.
      I will always hate Erebus over JG.

  • @anthonycampos7417
    @anthonycampos7417 9 месяцев назад +22

    I can *feel* the hours of hatred poured into making this scrip

  • @thesmashingbadger4644
    @thesmashingbadger4644 9 месяцев назад +62

    Johnny Grimbo truly is the Hamwarmer 40'000

  • @johnstoney4629
    @johnstoney4629 7 месяцев назад +8

    When you said "I love Erebus" is genuinely put down the mini I was painting and glared at my phone.

  • @frankiewilcox8062
    @frankiewilcox8062 8 месяцев назад +3

    Ollie pearson was found on Calth, not on Terra, and made his way to Terra. So he did leave for a very long time. John brought him back into the war.

  • @phoenixgear_fried85
    @phoenixgear_fried85 8 месяцев назад +6

    Man is out here written like a Steven Segal protagonist...bet he runs like him too

  • @HistoritorJimaldus
    @HistoritorJimaldus 9 месяцев назад +14

    He does do a Jedi mind trick in legion - when he’s discovered in Rhuksana’s quarters

  • @arkhamfiller9884
    @arkhamfiller9884 9 месяцев назад +43

    Kind of ironic that Oll dies the EXACT WAY you want John to doe lol

  • @doubledeputyd4242
    @doubledeputyd4242 9 месяцев назад +90

    John Grammaticus tried touching my Abacus.

    • @isiahalcindor6278
      @isiahalcindor6278 9 месяцев назад +17

      I couldn't keep him from my thesaurus

    • @kingofsicily
      @kingofsicily 9 месяцев назад +5

      John Grammaticus taught the entire world to love again

  • @sawysauce1256
    @sawysauce1256 9 месяцев назад +22

    I gotta say going into this warhammer 40k lore video the last thing I expected to discover was that Martin Luther King was assassinated by time traveling aliens.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Месяц назад +7

      Ok, maybe aliens aren't so bad after all.

    • @pale_lad1252
      @pale_lad1252 Месяц назад

      @@cousinzeke4888huh

    • @astral2282
      @astral2282 Месяц назад +1

      @@cousinzeke4888 …bro

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Месяц назад

      ​@@astral2282 He was a plagiarizer, communist, race hustler and quite possibly a rapist, fuck him.

  • @CloudStrifeWon
    @CloudStrifeWon 9 месяцев назад +14

    My first video of Chrono’s was about TEATD Vol. II and his rant about John Grammaticus in there reminded me of Kitten from TTS ranting about the Tau (which I loved). Glad he could finally get it all out lol

  • @Aravaganthus
    @Aravaganthus 9 месяцев назад +9

    "I want him backhanded into the next dimension"
    Horus did that to LE-2 and dude just walked back

  • @Alchemic09
    @Alchemic09 9 месяцев назад +31

    I was first introduced to Grammaticus in legion, so I now understand why I view him so differently than you do 😂

  • @mokithepepe2454
    @mokithepepe2454 8 месяцев назад +3

    i am so mad about this, i am working through the horus heresy books and not made it to know no fear yet so i thought he died at the end of legion BUT NO HE IS STILL FUCKING ALIVE, his "death scene" at the end of legion was so fucking good

  • @waterbottle1236
    @waterbottle1236 Месяц назад +3

    The mass hatred of JG is creating a new chaos god.

  • @highqualitycontentmaker6821
    @highqualitycontentmaker6821 8 месяцев назад +21

    "I love erebus"
    Opinion discarded instantly

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 29 дней назад

      He loves the concept of Erebus, surely.
      Only a crazy person would love Erebus as a person.

  • @N0TYALC
    @N0TYALC 9 месяцев назад +49

    Ngl, I hated him after the shadow crusade and Legion, and I was kinda hyped when I found your channel and saw that I wasn’t the only one. But he kinda grew on me over the Siege of Terra. Not sure why.

  • @v10l3t40
    @v10l3t40 24 дня назад +1

    Suprised during the Horus fight, Grammaticus didn't go
    "He's right behind me, isnt he?"

  • @shadowrobot7708
    @shadowrobot7708 9 месяцев назад +27

    Perpetuals were a mistake. Yes even Vulcan being one sucks he didn't need to be.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 8 месяцев назад

      Completely agree. He should have been dead, but now hes just a stereotypical black dad

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 Месяц назад

      @maltheri9833 I am against the whole "no special powers" for a different reason.How do you live 30k years without picking some OP ability or advanced tech?

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 Месяц назад

      But what about Big E and Malc

    • @shadowrobot7708
      @shadowrobot7708 Месяц назад +5

      @@demonking86420 They both die and never really take advantage of the fact they can come back to life after dying so having them just not age after a certain point would have been fine.

  • @willpavin6171
    @willpavin6171 9 месяцев назад +24

    "John Grammaticus is love! John Grammaticus is life!" -The Emperor (probably)

  • @robertflynn4215
    @robertflynn4215 9 месяцев назад +14

    He's like ciaphas cain but in reverse plot armor. Ciaphas cain see's john carmmaticus and how he serves the Imperium of man and the emperor. Ciaphas cain tell Jurgen to hold his beer. Same goes for Sebastian Yarick and gaunt. To show john carmmaticus how it's done right.

  • @blakel8121
    @blakel8121 8 месяцев назад +5

    John grammaiticus is the person who rubs his hands together before he eats and allways declares "let's dig in guys".

  • @thatotherchannel2740
    @thatotherchannel2740 9 месяцев назад +25

    John grammaticus is what happens when josh Whedon writes warhammer

  • @spaghettimkay5795
    @spaghettimkay5795 2 месяца назад +3

    My first exposure to John Grammaticus was in The First Heretic.
    In the middle of an extremely bleak, dramatic and dark audiobook, suddenly in comes some American guy who reveals he's a spy to Sairene, a space marine finds him and SETS HIM ON FIRE.
    And this guy starts making jokes about how he's never been burned to death before.
    Such a massive tonal shift and that voice really makes it bizarre.

  • @sybro9786
    @sybro9786 9 месяцев назад +4

    I think John Grammaticus actually did the Jedi mind trick thingy in Legion, but certainly not on a space marine and it wasn’t permanent

  • @jefferymosdell2490
    @jefferymosdell2490 Месяц назад +2

    It sounds to me like John Grammaticus would fit better in a setting like the fighting pits of Solaris 7 in BattleTech. He could annoy Duncan Fisher pretty well.

  • @bobdrenan4402
    @bobdrenan4402 9 месяцев назад +4

    He managed to go the whole way through this without even mentioning the time travelling eldar scissors of destiny.

  • @dantheman8235
    @dantheman8235 2 месяца назад +11

    John frickin gramaticus

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 9 месяцев назад +7

    In another life, John would be an Ultramarine. And no, not like Titus or Caede, he'd be more like Leandros... but even worse in every conceivable way.

    • @dkcsi9256
      @dkcsi9256 Месяц назад

      Leandros isn’t even a bad ultramarine. Bro did the right thing, just reported it to the wrong group. His suspicions are objectively warranted in the world.
      Everyone hates on the dude for being a snitch, same mfers wouldn’t be whining about erebus getting snitched on before the heresy happened.

  • @StigPrice
    @StigPrice 8 месяцев назад +1

    John was ok in legion and I geniuenly felt sorry for him because it was clead that he was never going to be allowed to rest in peace and would have to live to witness the results of his actions.
    Ive not read the siege of terra books yet so ill wait until after to watch this.

  • @LongWarEnjoyer
    @LongWarEnjoyer 8 месяцев назад +5

    The entire argonauts arc is sooo painfull

  • @alfredincognito7678
    @alfredincognito7678 9 месяцев назад +5

    Drinking game: take a shot everytime you hear "that being"

  • @MrManueldx
    @MrManueldx Месяц назад +5

    I'm just John Freaking Grammaticus!

  • @dangerousdays2052
    @dangerousdays2052 9 месяцев назад +8

    John Grammaticus is Dan Abnett's self-insert. No really, this isn't a joke. 🙄😭

  • @audiosurfarchive
    @audiosurfarchive Месяц назад +5

    John Grammaticus is the type of fella to smell a pie 🥧 and float off the floor towards it, smelling with a whiff and saying:
    _"[snort] SMELLS GOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOD."_

  • @Dwilson1282
    @Dwilson1282 8 месяцев назад +1

    about Ol’ fighting in the unification wars, I got the impression from a few different stories that Ol’ is so old and has lived so many lives that sometimes he forgets large chunks of the past if he’s not actively working to remember.

  • @EngineerOfVaul
    @EngineerOfVaul 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Oh, here's the video chrono kept saying he was gonna upload. What's the runti-45 MINUTES???"

  • @ronantheronin3521
    @ronantheronin3521 9 месяцев назад +31

    I just realized something. He is literally just Captain Jack Harkness, but in Warhammer. American accent and all.

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 8 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah but none of the charm of Captain Jack lol.

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis Месяц назад

      Don't you compare the treasure that is Jack to him!

  • @ELITE.__.
    @ELITE.__. 9 месяцев назад +13

    I’m not gonna lie, volume 1 was the best and it went down hill from there. Especially with Horus vs the big E. Like the emperor literally didn’t do anything until he got the dagger

  • @Volfenstein
    @Volfenstein 9 месяцев назад +2

    John and Draco sitting beside each other contemplating their massive self importance

  • @NotHere-o6s
    @NotHere-o6s 9 месяцев назад +3

    John Grammaticus is the 40k equivalent of Olaf form Frozen.

  • @falainothiras6252
    @falainothiras6252 9 месяцев назад +2

    19:50 To be fair, when captured by the Alpha Legion, the pet pyrokine that the Alphas have with him warns him not to use mind tricks because he will burn him immediately.

  • @renvaliaproject
    @renvaliaproject 9 месяцев назад +27

    Once again, Chrono is based

  • @mranderson718
    @mranderson718 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m so glad Black Library decided to give Sanguinius’s death zero meaning, purpose, or effect on the story. Gives us way more time to focus on one of the worst characters.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 8 месяцев назад +6

    WH40K unholy trinity of "Fuck x character"
    Leandros, John and Erebus.

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 8 месяцев назад

      The Codex Astartes does not support this ac-
      Shut the f*ck up, Leandros! The Codex Astartes supports your mom being dead! Dead as hell!
      That's why your grandma ain't got no knees! She can't pray to the God-Emperor!

  • @dimitarivanovski6322
    @dimitarivanovski6322 8 месяцев назад +4

    Hah, Johnny G sounds like Steven Seagal of 40k, playing Steven Seagal in a Steven Seagal movie

  • @poundsofslothcigars
    @poundsofslothcigars 8 месяцев назад +5

    JAAAAAHNN FREAKIN GRAMMMMATTTICUS!

  • @shawnpleil4699
    @shawnpleil4699 6 месяцев назад +6

    John Grammaticus and the Cabal are the stupidest and most unnecessary things ever introduced into Warhammer 40k.

  • @brunoclement123
    @brunoclement123 21 день назад +1

    John freaking Grammaticus

  • @gr8m887
    @gr8m887 9 месяцев назад +33

    Salamanders.... get the flamers.
    *THE HEAVY FLAMERS.*

    • @Rapture-nv5vj
      @Rapture-nv5vj 9 месяцев назад +3

      SIR YES, SIR

    • @bushsbakedbeans2348
      @bushsbakedbeans2348 9 месяцев назад +2

      Heavy framers aren't even enough, get the multi melta

    • @gr8m887
      @gr8m887 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@bushsbakedbeans2348 empty out the armory

    • @АлександраТк
      @АлександраТк 9 месяцев назад +2

      Summon the Exterminatus!

    • @lordexohunter558
      @lordexohunter558 8 месяцев назад +2

      Honestly, just blow up the sun just to be safe.

  • @cairocopper3238
    @cairocopper3238 9 месяцев назад +2

    I can't wait for the part 2 of this video that solely is about what he does in Vol 3

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 9 месяцев назад

      Have they made it so that he's different now than Marty Stu?

  • @calvinginn1637
    @calvinginn1637 9 месяцев назад +8

    Holy shit, it's John Warhammer! I mean John Grammaticus!

  • @thelast4646
    @thelast4646 9 месяцев назад +2

    I never read the books, but from the example given to me, it seems to be that John is the textbook example of just because someone’s old or older than you mean they’re much more mature or wise.

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 9 месяцев назад +5

    It just feels like he's really, really out of place.
    This is the Siege of Terra, possibly the most climatic event in the universes history but instead of focusing on, y'know, THE CHARACTERS WE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT, nope we gotta focus on Warhammers Doctor Who

  • @mr._kevster
    @mr._kevster 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve been waiting for this video since I first learned of your hatred for Johnny G

  • @Dredgenvore
    @Dredgenvore 9 месяцев назад +3

    Damn, never thought I’d hear negative self talk from the great chrono.

  • @soupcake3092
    @soupcake3092 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ah as someone who's only read legion this explains why everyone hates him, thankyou.

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 9 месяцев назад +10

    I was waiting for this.