Zhongli Talks About Venti | Genshin Impact
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2020
- It's Zhongli's turn..
Tsk... It reeks of wine. That bard has just been through here, hasn't he? That drunkard is a disgrace to the arts.
Oh?... Has he tricked you into getting drunk? You're
slurring a little. Wait a moment, I'll brew a pot of
sobering tea. It'll be ready in only six hours, so just wait a moment.
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Guys, from the Chinese translation it's implied that Zhongli went to beat up Venti for 6 hours
Thats fricking hilarious
w h a t
Where did they say that? I checked the chinese but didn't find anything on that
@@lindaxu9550 i read that the characters in Chinese can literally mean "waking/sobering god tea" but I think I read it wrong and he did mean he was actually making tea
@@RedxCarmine Oh maybe. Chinese puns sometimes need a whole story for it to make sense and honestly its pretty annoying but hey, I like the image of zhongli beating up venti for 6 hours
Bro has been an archon for millennia, 6 hours feels like 6 minutes to him.
Try millennia. The archon war ended around 2600 years before the start of the story. And Zhongli is like 6000 years old.
@@Watching_Koi oh yeah, my bad, forgot that he's the oldest archon.
Oh yeah I didn’t even think about that
Perhaps 6 milliseconds 😅
@@rfale0 instead of tea, we get a 100 years worth of knowledge from him😂
So,its canon venti rlly made the protagonist get drunk.
Why he bully traveler
What happened after is up to speculation
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Or is it?
@@BakaMangaka I'll be waiting on that doujin.
@@blackpants7385 I was hoping someone would sauce it to *me" Cause idk if it exists or not lol
@@Encical because he's Gay And European.
"only six hours" thats the reason why venti drinks.
That's the reason why Venti called Zhongli a *block-head* in his voice over XD
@@more_harsh and a brutish blundering buffon. Venti is dead when he meets Zhongli.
to be fair wine tastes better the longer its aged
It's said that the chn voiceline, the sobering tea moreso implies that he beats up venti lol
sobering guaranteed
IT'LL BE READY IN *ONLY* 6 HOURS...
HOLD UP-
In cn, it's hinted that he's not really preparing it for six hours (god sobering tea). But actually he's gonna use that time to beat Venti up (for six hours lmao)
@@denlillebror thats a pretty nice info thankssss. Also yes, rip venti lol
Well, 6 hours in game is just 6 mins irl...
@@denlillebror So he's heading over to Mondstadt and throwing a meteor into Venti's direction.
@@RandomL0s3r or cause hes really old 6 hours is just a moment for him
Zhongli: "Has he tricked you into getting drunk?"
*Well, actually Venti tricked me when I was trying to get him on a gacha wish and brought me 3-star weapons.*
Thanks for the venti
EHE
:p
@@luminedoingafkofficial7038 lol
@@luminedoingafkofficial7038 Ehe te nandayo!?
@@luminedoingafkofficial7038 what do you mean by ehe!
“It’ll be ready in only six hours.” he says.
At that point i’ll be sober.
See it is a sobering tea
Venti: *NOT IF YOU KEEP DRINKING*
That’s why it’s sobering
Its not the destination, but the journey, that makes you sober
WOosh
for EN people, there is a little pun in CHN that doesn't get across. I saw a post about how "making tea" has similar connotations to "beating up"
Zhongli is a refined man, so maybe he is particular to tea ceremony BUT it's pretty funny thinking that Zhongli traveled the country to rapp one on Venti and proceed to come back to make tea for the Traveller.
too bad they could not make that kind of pun in english. ty for sharing.
Whoaa this is a valuable information. Thanks for the information man:D
Now that explains why he asked for "six hours". 😂
This is a joke I’ve heard a lot and I’m not Chinese.
Which Chinese line is it ? I’m Chinese and Idk which one they are referring to
They’re the type of old people friends who’ve known each other long enough that they lowkey can’t stand each other but they’re still ride or die.
[If you read Zhongli’s fifth character story you’d know Zhongli is probably still salty at Venti not visiting for several hundred years because of his “little nap”]
Zhongli's line "Nor the wind would ever return" was actually pretty sad and it implies Venti stopped visiting him :((
@@wuttatota148 NOOOO DON'T MAKE ME SAD TT^TT
@@wuttatota148 now, I think that the mc can some sort of "restore" the connection between the archons again (maybe they all have their differences but I don't think they hate each other) I'm sure you know this but in one of Venti voice lines he's gonna pay a visit to Zhongli and ask mc to go along with him I like to think that they won't lose the touch again, even if they have different points of view when it comes to how a god should behave :)
@@strawberrypie9986 Traveler at the beginning of the story: Gets beaten by an unknown god
Traveler at the end of the story: Brings 7 other gods with him for the rematch
@@phootaphan9166 Heck yeah im down for that
“It’ll take six hours.”
Meanwhile me: Geo Daddy is making tea for me, the time does not matter in this regard.
I said "hello geo daddy" to a zhongli main in coop and they kicked me lmao
@@Eri-Chanuu How dare- you were just showing your simpery towards Zhong Daddy-
Edit: Also I see you’re subscribed to CeCe, hello my fellow degenerate
@@Eri-Chanuu *chokes* my sis got zhongli and almost every minute i ask what level she got him to, so that I could see zhongli's attacks when we play co-op ._.
@@chesca9626 Bro one of my online friends got Zhong Daddy and I was like I must have shit luck, this is what I get for doing singles only 😔
Venti: Ehe
Im really digging this 'archon dissing another archon' thing mihoyo is serving to us
ikr xD
The other archons who are much younger than Zhongli and Venti: Notice us senpai!
Especially Tsaritsa: YOU WILL NOTICE ME.
_claims all the gnoses_
Zhongli: Thanks for helping me retire. Now, back to the matter of tea and antiques...
Venti: So rude. Oh well. BARTENDER. ANOTHER ROUND!!
@@Sraye Loving the idea of the younger archons being fans of Zhongli and Venti with the Tsaritsa being a very violent tsundere
@@Sraye they becoming archon recently doesnt mean they are younger lol, Ei is the same age as original archon
The Tsaritsa is implied that she didn't die, but changed so much that she's a completely different person.
*"- It'll be ready in only six hours"*
Venti: *_*proceeds to make the Traveller drink more*_*
Thanks for the ideaaa~
@@venti9854 Oh gah-
@@venti9854 oh hi venti. How did you come to our world? The traveler take you on a trip or something?
@@Darkwolf_1017 Something along those lines. I dunno where he went after that, though.. This place is more of a maze than any of us could've expected, I'd say.
@@venti9854 Wait, “any of us”? How meany did he bring? Also did he ever find his sister?
I can just imagine zhongli in reality only spending a couple minutes or so on the tea, while the rest of those 6 hours he secretly spends chasing down venti and beating the archon out of him
Venti: b-but the traveler loved the dandelion wine! They only had a little sip!-
Zhongli: little sip?! They’re currently at the funeral parlour chugging sobering tea you cretin!
Venti: ain’t my fault the traveler can’t hold their drin-
Zhongli: THIS IS ORDER.
This actually made me laugh, perfect! lol
*play coffin dance music*
Imagine them actually saying this-
@@anidiot7594 I can actually simulate their voices in my mind saying those lines 😂
@@blayz6024 Same LOL
Dang his vocal cords are like a bass violin
You mean a bass?
@@ladytookie9169 Yea I just wanted to be specific
Contrary to Paimon, the soprano violin.
Did you just call a double bass a bass violin-
@@maroonmochi3426 Bull fiddle sounds more fitting now that I think about it
This is why the Tsaritsa takes the Gnosis by force on Barbatos but peacefully on Rex lol.
Barbatos must've pranked everyone in tyvat they must hate him.
@@PoHMMORPG idk from what I understand venti and the tsaritsa were actually close friends before she "changed" for some reason.
@@starcrying6441 yeah i was joking tho but something must've happened that led to her sudden change
apparently venti replaced the cryo archon’s staff with a wooden hilichurl club before, so no wonder the tsaritsa woke up and chose violence
@@SeaguIISoup where did you get this lol
*somewhere else*
Venti : sup Zhongli.
Zhongli : *proceed to use Planet Befall*
*venti somewhere in mondstadt*: *sees shooting star*
Venti: Aw pls end my depression
*Shooting star heads straight into his direction*
Venti: ehe?
*A far off voice calls*
THIS IS ORDER
"Ehe?"😆😆😆
They're both somehow similar in idiocy.. in their own way 😁
yes, both mora hungry idiots
Drink with Venti...ah if only there was an opportunity to go on a date with Venti and get drunk together
Yes please
My wallet might not be ready for that but my heart sure is
Imagine if venti left you to pay the bill
well he actually did do that
and talk about our insecurities and be depressed together, drinking the night away
@@avery1647 Eh, Just Beat the Blossom of Wealth and boom, Money
*6 hours later*
Morax: _"I brought you some te-"_
Lumine/Aether: _"ZzzzzZzzz"_
I swear we better see these two interact in a cutscene in the future lol it'll be hilarious, knowing they're polar opposites but still really good friends
IKR IM WAITING
Now they did but both of them being clown for 20 minutes in front of Xiao instead 🤡
Venti:
*asks if Zhongli is still strong and still says his a gentleman*
Zhongli:
D R U N K B A R D
DISGRACE TO THE ARTS
IT REEKS OF WINE
Implies that he must have experienced his strongness quite a few times
Venti : BLOCK HEAD
That brutish blundering Buffon
Blockhead
Imagine a new food appear "Zhongli's sobering Tea" and the time to make it is 6hrs 😶😶😶
The players: Time does not matter.
6 real life hours
Imagine its buffs tho...
And then after making it Venti is downed in your party.
it better be a 5 star food 😭
Somewhere else in Teyvat
"OH, that wasteful Geo god? He can make Mora instead of wasting too much of it from others. Why don't he even do it?"
Joking, lol
I guess the six hour itself is actually the sobering tea
Anyone else wondering what the travelers drunken state looks like?
id like to imagine they act like demoman from tf2
drunkenly stumbling, blasting shit with wind, yelling and falling asleep periodically
ok, but one of my favourite parts in genshin is seeing the characters interact with one another
“It’ll be ready in six hours, just wait a moment”
Me: anything for u d a d d y
😂😂😂
I want to drink tea cuz its healthy.
"It will only take 6 hrs. Pls wait a moment."
I think i now know why Venti loves wine
venti: i-
zhongli: *NOT ON MY WATCH. NOT. ON. MY. WATCH. VENTI*
It'll be ready in 6 hours?! I would already be sober by then.
That's why it's called sobering tea
He needs 6 minutes to make the tea and 5 hours and 54 minutes to beat the shit out of venti
That's the joke.
Zhongli: “yo Venti lemme grab some beef jerky to go with the beer brb”
Venti: “Sure bro be quick”
Zhongli: “yeah just a moment”
*6 hours later*
Zhongli: “Hey i’m back”
Venti: “Bruuuuhhhhh~ waaaaaasssupppppp~~”
@@uueueh177
Venti uses Kaeya to distract Diluc and drink wine meanwhile...
A grandpa beating the shit out of another granpa
hey both of you are archon
Lol , and there Venti calls Zhongli a *block-head* in his voice over XD
prepare for the new version of "ARCHON WAR"
@@more_harsh A "brutish blundering buffoon"
@@yakultlover8661 y u s y u s y u s y u s y u s
If Zhongli tea was added.
I kinda wish it full health revive just that only 1 can be brew within 6 hours like he said.
Where would that be useful enough where you’d feel it is worth using
@@longnameincoming1219 Why wouldn't it be worth using?
A revive + hull hp Tea 🍵❤️ Just needs 6 hours of processing lol
@@longnameincoming1219 In higher world level, all revive food act exactly the same cause all of them still set you hp in 1 shot radius from high level enemy and if not careful you will pretty much just wasted a chance to revive.
@@blackpants7385 Its not that its not worth using but rather us not thinking it is. There are people who tend to save be/t consumables for later which is a constant thought process which later may never happen. So if you get 1 every 6 hours than people are gonna save it like their last grenade in shooters.
Well chasing down the Anemo Archon would take a lot of time...Understandable.
Funny thing is apparently in the actual reading of it in Chinese he says it in a similar manner but he subtly says that he’s just going to beat the shit out of Venti for about 6 hours using his martial prowess
The sad part is that Venti is probably the only one who shares the memory of Osmanthus Wine
cough cough guoba cough cough
It seems that the archons are not fond of eachother, proven about how venti and zhongli talk about eachother, and how venti clearly doesn't think highly of the pyro archon
Zhongli and Venti is friends they act like that because they know each other because they both is the original of the sevens Meanwhile the other already replace by new ones
@@brianhm23 only the grass archon is the new one ( 500 year)
@@hatorihorrus No, Venti (Barbatos) and Zhongli (Morax) are the only two of the original 7 Archons left. All the others ones have passed.
@@hatorihorrus all the others already replace only venti and zhongli still the original archon.. You need to re read the story
Are you sure? They sound like they know each other very well. Both of them want to meet each other. If they hated each other, why would they ever want to have chat.
My favorite Archon's the Drunkard and Block Head
'' that drunkard is a disgrace to the arts '' coming from the guy who willingly gave his Gnosis to the Fatui lol
EDIT: Can ppl stop getting angry in the comments, Zhongli is my favroit character. I fort it was a funny joke, I'm not hating on him!!
Ngl... because of that i still hate zhongli till this day.
To be fair Venti didnt fight much back to keep his. There are factors to if of course like being in the middle of montstadt. But both of their willingness to give it up so “easy” might indicate it either is not as important to them as first thought or they know more then they let on on why the Tsaritsa want it.
@@violetevergarden5160 yeah, agreed. Tbh I'm guessing celestial isn't as great as everyone in game thinks it is cause both Zhongli and Venti don't wanna go their. Maybe that was why they were OK with giving up their Gnosis
@@lordtouchme77 I still love the him lol, I feel he doesn't get as frustrated with Venti and Hu Tao as he says. I think the line was honestly pretty funny, I really hope Venti and Zhongli talk in game soon cause I'd love to see them interact
To be fair, he didn't give it up for free. It was an equal contract and we still don't know what the Tsaritsa offered him to make him agree to giving up his gnosis.
Zhongli: *talks about Venti*
Everyone: *S H I P*
._.
he sounds like he's going to sue me
he also sounds like only he can steer liyue to glory
Mortal tea , prepared within 5 to 6 minutes.
Zhong Li : Tsk ,tsk. Traveler , please take a nap while i prepare the tea favoured by Archon Gods.
Oh god, hearing Shido’s voice out of a guy who dislike wine is so amusing when I kept hearing Shido being drunk yelling “Damn brat, I’ll sue!!” as Zhong Li is talking here.
as a persona 5 player i completely agree
Zhongli: time is precious
also zhongli:
"it'll be ready in only six hours"
zhongli during those 6 hours:
mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥mink💥
The most longest food to process in next patch
It takes 6 hour
☕ZHONGLI'S TEA☕
Edit: ad astra obyssousque guys,thanks for the likes,never had this much🤩🤩
Don’t give them ideas
@@christophercanty9949 XD
Pretty sure it's implying he's actually gonna travel to Monstadt to give Venti a piece of his mind (or a meteor).
@@fbiuzz hes the oldest god sooooo 6 hours is basicly a moment for zhongli but im still sure zhongli might want a piece of him too
i lowkey want a recipe for it lmao
Venti: wine addict
Zhongli: tea addict
I’m guessing it’s just regular tea, but he’ll give it to you once you’re sober
Haha he sounds exactly like what I expect from old friends talking about each other
Zhongli to Venti: bard Drunkard
Venti to Zhongli: Block head
Friendship 10
So I'm supposed to stay drunk for 6 hours somehow...
6 hours to brew tea? By that time, I’d be stone cold sober.
Zhongli: *Roasting a Drunkard Bard* and *Brewed Sobering Tea in Six Hours*
Me: Wat? Just give me a spicy chicken soup I'm GTG.
in Chinese dub zhongli hint us he gonna beat venti for 6 hours before making tea
@@johnmaulana7027 I love how he would go all the way form Liyue to Mondstadt just to beat up Venti
I like how he despises Venti and Venti is scared of him
I believe Zhongli was drunk as well in this scenario
Geo dood: wait 6 hours please
Us: yEs dAdDy
Geo dood: So anyway... 2000 years ago... (Spitting his whole life history)
“It’ll only take six hours, so wait a moment..”😌
Ok I swear if all the archons are going to be into some type of drink I will-
Idk what’s funnier.
Zhongli being so old that “a moment “ to him is six hours
Or the implication that he doesn’t know that’s typically how long it takes for someone who drinks as much as Venti to sober up
It the Chinese version, it is implied that he is going to beat up Venti, that's why it's gonna take 6h
Thus the traveller waited 6 hours for Zhongli home made tea while waiting for resin as well...
Of course zhongli’s tea will be ready in 6 hours after he chases and beats the crap out of venti
Sisters of Favonious: "May the anemo archon protect you"
Meanwhile, Venti's getting drunk at angel's share.
Love how he says 6hrs is just a moment like that’s almost half a day bruh 🤣 like that tea better be some out of this world ish
I don't care it takes six hours if it means I can spend that six hours just the two of us with me staring at his handsome face and listening to his soothing voice telling tales throughout time 🥰🥰🥰
haha same XD
notice how anemo and geo have no elemental reaction
“It’ll be ready in only 6 hours. So just wait a moment”
Won’t I be sober by then?
Edit: I read someone said instead of brewing tea it’s hinted in Chinese that he’s gonna beat Venti’s ass for 6 hours and I’m okay with that lol Kinda still want my tea tho
yes
"It'll be ready in only 6 hours"
I'm pretty sure I'll be sober by then...
I like the part where zhongli just says with a casual tone “It'll just be ready in 6 hours”
Zhongli sounds like Shido getting big mad, that darn bard should lay off the sake.
People laugh when zhong li say "tea will be ready in 6 hour"
Then i remenber Aether/traveler say "1 day in this world is so short"
So that mean 6 hour doesn't mean much in genshin world
"it'll be ready in 6 hours"
bro i dont have all day, let alone 6 hours
Mad man from Monstadt went overboard with his drinking habits 💀
6hrs? Are u drunk
SIX HOURS!? I’m gonna be sober by the time you’re finished with that tea!
Dont forget you tricked us to pay for your funeral
He is such a dad
Fact: *the reason why he brews tea in 6 hrs is he's actually looking for mora to buy tea*
One can only imagine how the thought dialogue between all 7 archons will be
I didn’t believe it when I heard about it, but there it is; *contempt* from Zhongli.
Venti: BRUH IT WAS JUST 5 BOTTLES OF DANDELION WINE-
Diluc: Smfh I’m so sorry about this Traveler
Y is nobody talking abt how disgusted Zhongli sounds he sounds like he’s gonna throw up😂
Venti to Zhongli: Eeyyy homie!
Zhongli to Venti: That disgrace-
only six hours- i'll wait a week just for you zhongli
I love how the archons are dissing each other lol
"That Drunkard is a disgrace to arts"
Meanwhile Zhongli with osmanthus wine: hahaha osmanthus wine go brrr but no one shares the memories
he's such an oldie lol
id there is a battle between arachons, I am on team Venti 100% of the way.
Watching this now because i know ill never get a chance to get him again
That "Oh" jesus christ
he goes to freaking mondstadt, beats the fuck out of venti for 6 hours and then makes tea for us mann
Morax IN 6 HOURS I WILL BE SOBBER WHAT KIND OF TEA ARE YOU MAKING-🤣
This character's voice actor is a blessing from God
How old must you be to say 6 hours are a moment?
Oh... right, 6000 years. 🐉🐉
When he say 6 hours I can feel he's going to Monstadt and drop a meteor on venti
First time i properly heard his voice, wasnt what i imagined.
Aww, Zhongli and Venti loves each other!! Like literally!! They diss each other LMAO
They're probably the bestest friends ever
I can't wait to see the pyro archon since there seems to be the same kind of dissing going around with her
@@kerokero9458
I don't think they get along with Pyro archon..
@@mirzahamzabaig5667 I think Venti getting along with pyro archon, in the manga, Venti described her like he was very close to her and know her very well. And he trash talking about her like he trash talking about Zhongli.
Holy moly this VA is good.