Orion and the Origin of Scorpio || Mythology with Dael Kingsmill (NSFW)
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- This time on MonarchsFactory we take a look at the surprisingly crass story of Orion the hunter, and how the star sign Scorpio came to be.
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My grandma must never know of this.
My MOM must never know of this... 😬 Darn it, now I must be picky on what I recommend of Dael's. 🙄😁
Orion is such a Nimrod.
...that was a mythological hunter joke.
I'm a Scorpio. On my birthday, at my childhood home, I'd always be out until well into the evening. Every time I came home on my birthday, I could look up and see Orion directly over my driveway. It always made me happy. I would look up and say, "Hello, old friend."
Now I realize it's because the scorpion murdered his face off.
That hits me right in my DM story button.
"thanks for the gift. Please leave." Is the new "thanks I hate it."
"Gets Yeeted to Hades by Hera"
I dont know if any line can beat that.
Edit: "Yes, until the scorpion dies" is way cooler
I don't think I should email this one to anybody
I just e-mailed it to a buddy. I look forward to hearing his reaction...
Of course, the son of Dionysus was named "Wine Face". That makes perfect sense. I'm certain his father insisted on either that or some dadaist name; like "1/0", "Color of drunk", or the verbal translation of the Yellow Sign.
I'll name you Pablo Escobar Picasso. Now get Papa one of his E-cigarettes.
The E is for Ectasy!
In this week's myth, the role of Zeus will be played by Louis CK, which is somehow still an improvement on Zeus' regular behaviour.
Also, since you got plague in February, it should be noted that Saint Valentine is the patron saint of the plague.
Please, Harvey never turned into a swan to pursue someone. No one compares to Zeus for weird sex things.
Oenopion = Wine Face
In case you had a burning curiosity that needed to be quenched.
LONG LIVE WINEFACE
And in a major plot twist, the greatest heroes in Ancient Greece turn out to be a guy named Wine-Face and a giant scorpion.
There are *_so many_* words and phrases in this video that I never thought I'd hear Dael say.
I think I might need therapy.
So many? You meen 3?
did you not watch Dael's D&D video about Sperm?
no but where can I find this video?
@@parasite159 hol up
Top Tip for Creating Towns/Cities/NPCs
Dael: Email this to your Grandma
Me: ... no
Others sure. This specific story? ...no.
I tricked my Grandmother into taking me to see Team America: World Police when I was a kid, so she's properly prepared for this.
@@shangc2781 I couldn't if I wanted. Pretty sure my Grandmas don't even own Email adresses. One of them can barely read (glaucoma)
"Ha! I bet I have a weirder name than you."
"No way, dude. My name's Wineface."
"Yeah? Well my name's Jizz!"
"..."
"..."
"...okay you win."
and my name is lillia! and im 10 and drink coffee and after that i bounce of the walls! so im weirder
@@lilsworld2801 ok
"Yes, until the scorpion dies"
For years, I couldn't remember which Greek myth story had the Trifapulate Conception and was too lazy to do the research. Thanks!
You just know when there is a forewarning apology that it's going to be a good myth
For the 1st time I'm truly happy you didn't illustrate an episode ; )
banana yogurt was not best pick to eat while watching this
I named my son Orion.
I'm having reservations about it now...
Dael,
You've inspired me to have all the gods in my D&D game be represented by constellations. Home brew gods. Home brew constellations. You're awesome. Thanks for all you do.
That last part about "everything being bad for the animals because of Orion... until the scorpion dies" was just so great it almost made it worth listening to his gross birth
Wineface II: The reblinding
Wait... I since when did Artemis hate Orion? I don't remember hearing that version ever before. The only versions where I hear that Artemis killed Orion were ones where she was tricked into doing so, usually by Apollo. In fact, one of the versions that I heard was that the reason Apollo tricked Artemis into killing Orion was because she was in love with the hunter, which also goes to explain why she asked Zeus to immortalize him in the sky.
Edit: Actually, I looked it up and there are versions where Artemis hates Orion, but all of those are variant or takes from later authors like Virgil, but not related to the original myth.
the fact that artemis, the anti-social virgin who rejects all romantic partners, fell in love with a giant sociopath who wants to kill all animals, is just really realy weird.
You cant choose who you fall in love with ;)
I was wondering how you could not recognise Ursa major (great dipper) at night and then I remembered that it can't be seen under a certain latitude...
Also when I was a kid I though that the gods seeds where plant seeds... You just destroyed a part of my childhood XD
Oh boy.
I have never been more proud to be a Scorpio
2:20 - 2:45 was not something I ever expected to hear on this channel. Might have to reconsider the obligatory grandma-sending :P
I also had the plague for six weeks and I'm just starting to get better. I empathize with your absence.
Sounds like 'wine face' needed to cut off Orion's tally wacker not just make him blind.
lol. I didn't know any of this. Happier to be a Scorpio now lmao.
Hearing you say the word jizz repeatedly is not something I even knew was missing from my life. Now I can't imagine life without it.
I've met plenty of people who have tried to convince me that their name 'Jack' is actually short for 'John' (which makes no sense). Now we know what the name 'Jack' is really short for!
Dael! There's a new (free) 3rd party d&d supplement called "Odessey of the Dragonlords" which is based on the feel and creatures of Greek mythology, made by former bioware writers and staff, and I am sure you'd adore it! (Also loved this story, fantastic job as always)
I didn't know anything about Orion until now. I'll never look at that constellation the same.
I can pick out Orion, the Southern Cross (and two of the feet of Centaurus - aka the Pointers), and occasionally I have managed to find Scorpio, but not that often.
Oh boy, this took an immediate turn! I’m laughing hysterically at work right now!
An immaculate turn if I may use the term to describe that 9 month term.
to fix cup lid, place the lid on top of the straw and push it down.
"Filled with sight and fury" Why does that make me laugh so gods-damn much?
"UNTIL THE SCORPION DIES" I'M DEAD
The very opposite of the Immaculate Conception - all guy, no gal..
I can just picture their family life now...
Jizz! come down for dinner!
Jizz! did you clean your room?
So Jizz, how was school?
on a related note: the past tense of Yeet is actually yote ;)
I'D LIKE TO CHANGE MY NAME PLEASE
Dad: Faaaair.
I think it's 'yate'.
Glad you are back. Also I listened to this at work.
That unsolved Rubik's cube makes me sad. And I can't see it properly to solve it by copying it and trying to figure out how. If I could see a picture that show 3 sides clearly I could try, but seeing all six would be easier.
And yes it bothers me that much that I had to write about it.
I'm so glad you did a video on this topic - has been on my mind since we last saw each other
That is, besides the contents of the myth - more specifically, the contents of the cowhide
Yay Dael is back! Love you Lady.
You are hilarious! Especially your ending goofiness!
Still hoping for the Contendings of Set and Horus, and the Special Salad.
fun fact: there's a town in Michigan where it is pronounced 'oreun' but spelled orion.
Wyneface was savvy as hell.
Hey Dael! I recently discovered your channel through my recommended page after watching Matthew Colville for a while. I've watched a lot of your videos at this point, having fallen in love with Thieves' Cant. I binged Wolfgang in a day and absolutely LOVED it! I recently watched your OLD video when you drew a map of America. You said that you learned a lot about American geography through pop culture. As a native Arkansan I have to ask... How did you learn about Arkansas? I don't think I've ever seen it mentioned in pop culture.
Sorry for the long comment, but I just wanted to let you know that you have a new fan and subscriber!
Vine (actually it was looking up Wichita and Little Rock coz of Zombieland, but the Arkansas vine spoke to my soul so)
@@MonarchsFactory Ah, okay. I haven't watched Zombieland, so I didn't know Wichita and Little Rock were in there. And to explain the Vine: Arkansas actually existed for 25 years before Kansas, so Kansas did something weird and switched it up on America. Wizard of Oz is, of course, way more famous than Arkansas, so most people probably learn about Kansas before Arkansas. As a result... Kan-sis vs Ar-kin-saw
I've always loved this story but your telling of it is aces.
Hooray for Moon Face!
This needs to be a T-Shirt.
I'm going to get the Orion Constellation as a tattoo, well I'm having second throughs after watching this video. Nah, I'll still get it as it has meaning to me.
My middle name is Orion, and I always thought that was a cool thing
...now I'm not so sure
try putting the straw through the lid from the other direction
Dael, you’ve returned! Oh it’s so nice to hear you again
“Long live Wineface!”
That lip colour and shirt combination is 🔥🔥
Fantastic video as always.
Greek Mythology: and you thought the incest was uncomfortable!
Welcome back to the land of the living and what a treat of a story you brought with you well done!!!
I believe I have a new favorite “Summerizer of Myths”
So glad you're back! If I may put in a myth request...
Kiri Callaghan (who you probably remember from your G&S vlog days) has started discussing the webcomic Lore Olympus, beginning with the character of Minthe, a character that I have never previously encountered. Could we get a retelling of her story?
REALLY glad you are back and feeling better! Also great story and presentation.
So you're telling me his original name would be the modern day equivalent of naming him Jack Ov?
Master Jack Ulate Bates, your proposal has been accepted, the nuptials will take place on the murmurmur2099murmurmur.
Signed Vic Sage Rothwater.
Great storytelling, as usual!
Orion, filled with s-
Yes, sight was the word I was going for. Uh huh.
Welcome back! Was wondering what had happened, great to see you again and thanks for the great vid!
Lovely story... and you were killing those dance moves at the end!
This is now my favorite.
Nice Cerberus puppy!
So glad you're feeling better!
Welcome back!
Welcome back.
Love what you're doing Dael. Keep it up!
Long time no see. Been in the military for the past months. No internett
Things I never thought I would hear Dael say yeeted.
Its so rare to have someone use the word “circlejerk” literally
Two weeks is such a long time to be sick, I was just sick for three days and that felt like an eternity.
Who needs housekeeping when you can have dancing?
Having had the same cold (it's made its way across the globe, it seems), it's a miserable one.
"Was i met with some CLASSIC GREEK MYTHOLOGY....I apologize in advance"
😂😂
This video is phenomenal. Thank you 😊
Watching this in 2021 had me worried you'd had COVID for a sec - then I saw the date 😅
SO I might have some merit to say this but take it with a grain of salt:
I've been a fluent greek speaker for several years, aaaaaand "Ourion" actualy linguistically translates literally into basically "born or piss" or "piss-bi-product"
According to the homeopathic theory, like cures like so maybe orian actually took a few drops of sunlight water?
glad you feelin' better!
I'm so confused. I thought Artemis killed Orion with the big scorpion because he wouldn't stop pursuing her companions the Pleiades, who were transformed into stars to escape him but then he got made into a constellation chasing them still with the scorpion chasing him. It seemed like we were getting set up for that version with the "that's the kind of guy we're dealing with here" comment.
Awesome and Beautiful =) Love your myth videos and i'm glad you're feeling better
7:44 yeah, but Orion's whole existence should be making people go blind, so you never know sometimes ...
😂😂😂😂....not my grandma but I will show it to my mom
Great Vid!
"Long live Wine Face!"
I require more fun tales please my grandma keeps asking to send her another one.
a lot more nsfw than i expected but great. and loved the little dance at the end. we need more of those.
Except Scorpio is (I heard) one of the immortal guardians of (one of) the entrances to Hades so won't die. However let's make it fanon that Orion regularly tries to escape so he can get back to hunting *living* animals and always runs into Scorpio.
"she gets yeeted into hades by hera" as you do
Wow! I never knew Orion was born out of Divine Jizz. I wonder if there's a link in the names Ourion and with how Aphrodite was born out of Ourinos's (Uranus) divine "essence" after he was castrated by his son Kronos (Saturn)?
I've completely forgotten what I wanted to say to the video when I discovered the 1 dislike. It's one. ONE.
I've actually never seen such a thing. I've seen some zeros, but then the first minute passed or the channel got a second sub and that was that. This feels like staring at a unicorn. Amazing. And mysterious. And very weird. Most likely a conspiracy. Possibly some jizz of a god or three involved somewhere.
He was a right proper Hunt, that Orion.
Good that he got it by the end of the tale, the prick.
Looking good snow white.
I’ve been telling people to pronounce my name Oreun instead of Orion like it’s spelled 🤢🤭 I have to re-evaluate my existence
New sub, why don't you try sliding the lid on from the top? if the straw is warped fill the cup with hot/warm water to bend in back into place
Definitely a contender for the weirdest greek myth!
2:21 Aaaaaaaaand ............DEMONETIZED!!!!!!!!!!!
"Artemis didn't like him very much."
We must know different mythos, or you're changing a few things. Not to hate, I'm just a big fan of mythology and haven't heard the version you talked about. I've heard some of the things you've said, but not to 100% accuracy.
According to the two tales I know of, Artemis and him had a thing for each other. His parentage is also different depending on which one you go with.
In one he is the child of Poseidon and some woman who's name starts with an E (I can't remember it), and the other he is the child of that...well, circle jerk thing. A gift to a farmer.
Anyways, Artemis always liked him in all the versions I have read. He hunted with her and Leto (her mother). Though, it differs in his death.
One, after hunting with Artemis and enjoying it he boasts that he will kill one of every single animal on Earth, which pisses of Gaia who sends the Scorpion after him. Artemis though didn't call her and say to take care of it. Artemis and Leto actually ask Zeus to lift up their fellow hunter. Also, I'm pretty sure Artemis could have killed him herself....which brings me to number two.
In the second version of his death, her brother Apollo, absolutely does NOT like them being together (She is a virgin goddess after all and I guess over protective sibling or probably incest feelings cause I mean...greek mythology), and so tricks her. Saying that HE is the better Archer, and so when Orion was out swimming in some water Apollo tasks her to see who can hit "the target". The target being Orions head from waaaaay off in the distance. She doesn't know this, and can't tell it's her love. So, she shoots and hits him square. Killing her lover.
And then he gets raised up to the stars. So, that's the two versions I know of. In each Artemis liked him. So idk.
Still, I enjoy hearing the things you talk about and stories you tell. Keep up the good work!