Kronos: "Son, I prophesy that one day your son will overthrow you as you overthrew me." Zeus: *proceeds to sire dozens of illegitimate children like its going out of fashion*
Well he didn't lock up or eat his children, though he did deny us fire. Maybe the "overthrow" was more of a we just no longer worship him and control our own lives now? In any case... will this be what we humans say when AI finally takes over?
Nah. You nailed it the first time. Hecatoncheires is "Heck-ah-ton-kai-res". Listening to you is amazing. You actually say out loud all the words that I've never heard anyone but myself say. It's so weird.
Also important to note that 1 day for the Olympians was like, a year, for a human, so 10 years of olympian war is like... 3,650 years if I remember correctly.
Its interesting that the Youngest Child in Greek Mythology always ends up being a King. Both Kronos and Zeus are the youngest.Its also interesting that each one learns how to be better at being a Bad father from the mistakes of their own father. Kronos, instead of sticking his kids in the earth, ate his, and Zeus learned that child are fine because you can rule over them and make them do all the heavy lifting so you can go fuck off somewhere. So we went from Bury your kids, to Eat your kids, to Make you kids do quests (Chores).
With how much effort she puts into researching her videos, communicating with the community, and just learning for the sake of knowledge itself you must be an amazing DM! Always enjoyed seeing your videos keep up the awesome work and I can’t wait for the next video!
Hers and a lot of others, a waste of much creativity and work, was trashed unceremoniously. It is more than a tragedy, it should be a crime. They at least should have given the creators notice and allowed them to save their own work.
Honestly, I feel after they bought out G&S Legendary was a bit overly confident in themselves and their fan base and figured they didn't need this RUclips shit (also RUclips can be really shitty to creators) and between Alpha and Twitch figured they could go it alone. I liked their content and I wish them all the best, but once they started moving stuff behind the Alpha paywall I kinda stopped watching all of theIr content. Not out of spite, just because they removed their most interesting shows, either cancelling them or moving them exclusively to Alpha in perpetuity. It really sucks that so many awesome creators were caught in the crossfire.
Never been this early before. Dael, if you're reading this, I just wanna tell ya you're one of my favorite D&D RUclipsrs! Oh, yeah, and the mythology stuff is fantastic as well. Keep up the good work!
Welp, been basically doing a marathon of your (primarily D&D) videos the last 2 days and when I noticed there was a recent release, even if it was a step away from the D&D videos I'm currently on, I had to watch it ASAP. And as with all videos before, you just nailed it. Perfect mix of hilarity, fact accuracy and just being you, a winning personality.
Great video! It sucks that you lost so much of your work but I'm excited to see updated versions of all this amazing information. Good luck and keep on being rad!
Always happy to see another video from ya Dael! Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store for us next time. Also, I like the guest star of this video: B I R B!
The doodles are back!!!!! >∆< yay!!!!! - so, when are we gonna see the downfall of Zeus? Cause as far as I know Greek mythology doesn't cover that part..m could it be part of their end of the world thing?
Welcome back windmill! Wheres the other half of the couple. Any chance we could get your version of a pantheon based on the olympians? Bonus points if you transition into the pantheon of zeus
So basically Aphrodite was Ouranus's junk, tho she is also described as the daughter of Zeus and Dione who was a Titan goddess, most probably a daughter of Oceanus and Tethys, which fits the other description of Aphrodite being born of the sea since both Oceanus and Tethys were the Titans of the Sea.
Cronus: "Just as I overthrew my father, just as you overthrew me, one of your children will overthrow you." Zeus: "So... have sex with any and every woman I see? Gotcha!"
O Man: Kronos, one of your kids will overthrow you! *Kronos eats all his kids to avoid that* Big K: Zeus, one of your kids will overthrow you. *Zeus spends the next forever breeding with anything that moves*
Uranus: "Beware, Chronos, your son will overtrow you!" Rea: "Well, we just have to avoid that, I don't necessarily mean abstinence but you know, we can take precautions..." Chronos: "Nah, I will just eat my children."
@@warriorcatskid003 You are rearranging letters. Then again, after the recent jail-geol tweet with subsequent leftenant reply, I wouldn't be surprised.
oh yeah id forgotten about the hundred handed ones. you've seen kiri found her old videos and is replaying them too. resurrecting the vlogs. intellectual property ownership is weird.
Awesome vid, as always. Long time fan - have watched since G&S Vlogs. Perhaps them removing your old vids (which were of course very cute as well) is the best thing to ever happen (to us fans) as you go through Mythology all over again. Anyway, it would have seemed like Ares would have been a great candidate for overthrowing Zeus, and it seemed like Earth has been pretty war-torn for the last several thousand years. But I am not sure he ever won. Even though the 20th century had world wars and tremendous casualties, it seems like the 21st century has become more peaceful (even though there are still giant militaries and terrible atrocities that happen all over each day). On average -- like the drop in crime rate over the last 30 years -- there seems to be a reduction in the "rate" of deaths by violence, especially . Maybe I am wrong, but it seems like digital innovation and data marketing is outpacing Energy and War as the big money makers. But does anyone even rule from Olympus, or Asgard, or Indraloka, or the Jade Court any more? -- the gods mostly seem to be out to lunch, or at least they don't bother to make the summit meetings anymore. Oh well, I am sure some day a child of the gods will "bring down the Sky" and life will suck for humanity for quite a while. But until then, I just wait patently for more Dale videos. :)
So Kronos was like Cell, absorbing and assimilating those he ate without “digesting” them per se. So you punch him hard enough and bleearrgh, out comes Android 18. I mean Hera. And the others. Also, heck a ton KAI rez. I can thank Outlaw Star for knowing how to pronounce that one, as one of the episodes (Gravity Jailbreak) takes place on a high-gravity planet called Hecatoncheires. Who says anime isn't educational? I mean, yes, most of it is trash, but every now and then...
I remember being told that there were at least two different Aphrodite, Aphrodite the Greater and Aphrodite the Lesser though I think that was from a philosophy class... is that correct from a mythology perspective?
There are two different stories of Aphrodite's birth (in the other she is the daughter of Zeus and Niobe (I think)), and I think some people try to explain away the inconsistency by saying there are two Aphrodites, but I think that is very much a minority view.
Helios and Atlas were not part of the original generation of Titans. Atlas was the son of Iapetus the Impaler on of the original titans. While Helios was the son of Hyperion another of the original titans.
The hundred-handers exist in the Fallout game world, where they're called Centaurs, inaccurately. Time does seem to be chewing up every living thing still. That hasn't been stopped (pending the general Resurrection, that is). This war between earlier and later pantheons, with the losers being cast as evil, happens in various polytheistic cosmolgies (cosmogonies?) Why do you think that is? Why not just have the gods and nothing else, especially when you've got evil gods you can pin everything on within the "winner" pantheons, like Loki? Do you think it reflects a theological revolution, or a cultural conquest of some kind? Actually, that concept of other divinities being lost in time before they can emerge is fascinating, and makes a weird sort of sense, in terms of a blurring of historical specificity, explaining instant adulthood and the like, because no-one can know when the real original moment was, because they were trapped in the bowels of Time for... a load of time.
Ok hold up, wait just a second, the fact that chronos' children were still alive after they came out of him means they were still alive inside him, which means either they were like the size of his finger when they were born or chronos is like a snake... so you might want to alter your artistic depiction of him
Kronos: "Son, I prophesy that one day your son will overthrow you as you overthrew me."
Zeus: *proceeds to sire dozens of illegitimate children like its going out of fashion*
And never gets usurped. I think Kronos was just trying to scare Zeus, and lacked any actual prophetic power, lol.
Wasn't it specifically a son he would have with METIS?
Pretty sure he didn't fool around with her anymore after Athena was born.
I could be wrong.
Well he didn't lock up or eat his children, though he did deny us fire. Maybe the "overthrow" was more of a we just no longer worship him and control our own lives now? In any case... will this be what we humans say when AI finally takes over?
Read the fine print it says "prophecy void if child is illegitimate" hence why zeus is always going after women that aren't his wife
He ate his wife, pregnant with Athena, and thwarted the prophesy because she came from his head fully grown.
"Your future child will take you down."
"So, maybe we shouldn't have se--"
" *_I'll eat all the babies!_* "
If condoms existed back then, this wouldn't have happened, lol.
Who else would love to hear Dael retell the first chapter of the simirilion in this style? It might make an interesting listen.
Is she a Tolkien fan?
@@jessmith7324 yes. Listen to the start of the trap-building stream😉
I'd listen to it
Forget the first chapter I want someone to pay her to narrate the whole book! I would be like "please take my money!"
@@CarolynsReadingRamblings yes yes yes yes!
He was raised by Nymph's? Hmmm, that explains a lot about his future
Wow, good point.
Alternately, a goat named Amalthea.
Was thinking the same thing when she said that. XD
Even when there's no welsh mythology, watching Dael struggle with names is quality entertainment.
Pro tip: paper for taking notes, hands for gesturing. Unless you have a hundred, in which case , by all means go ahead and write a novel on them :-)
"As if Santa's an expert in warfare"... Killing it Dael. Just killing it.
The video tumbnail is legit.
Of course Ouranos is still hanging around. Just go outside and look up: there he is.
" as if Santa is the master of war fair''
quote of the year
Haha, Dael wearing a Chip and Dale shirt is great.
Also hilarious smudge meme reference
To make..."Whoopee" is now my favourite saying
It wasn't that she couldn't remember the titans names she just didn't have enough room on her hand
if only she had 98 more hands
You've found a good way to pronounce Uranus. I applaud you.
Joseph Stalin the correct way.
'Uranus' is Latin, 'Ouranos' is Greek.
@@michaelsommers2356 the planet should then follow the latin pronunciation then because the planets are named after the roman versions of the gods
@@onyxgrnr666 What do you think the Latin pronunciation should be?
Nah. You nailed it the first time. Hecatoncheires is "Heck-ah-ton-kai-res".
Listening to you is amazing. You actually say out loud all the words that I've never heard anyone but myself say.
It's so weird.
This was awesome. ... My grandma really enjoyed this.
"I don't know why I developed an accent."
It's because you were born
“I don’t know why I developed an accent.” LOL To us non-Aussies, you always have a (lovely!) accent.
Dael thank you for making Mythology fun!
Great to see the illustrations again! They were some of my favourite parts of the old videos.
Also important to note that 1 day for the Olympians was like, a year, for a human, so 10 years of olympian war is like... 3,650 years if I remember correctly.
I love the idea of wanting to murder the sky... You doing anything next weekend cus that sounds fun
I think I'm going to write a campaign about Olympus declaring war on man
your videos are always my favourite
Baby: *has a hundred hands*
Ouranos: Put it back!
Its interesting that the Youngest Child in Greek Mythology always ends up being a King. Both Kronos and Zeus are the youngest.Its also interesting that each one learns how to be better at being a Bad father from the mistakes of their own father. Kronos, instead of sticking his kids in the earth, ate his, and Zeus learned that child are fine because you can rule over them and make them do all the heavy lifting so you can go fuck off somewhere. So we went from Bury your kids, to Eat your kids, to Make you kids do quests (Chores).
Came from the metal song Circe's Spell by Kalidia.
I'm not at all disappointed, as this hottie is obviously also a mythology fan.
"I'll forgive them this once." To be fair, this was long before Zeus did like, all the rapes.
Thank you for pronouncing Uranus correctly!
With how much effort she puts into researching her videos, communicating with the community, and just learning for the sake of knowledge itself you must be an amazing DM! Always enjoyed seeing your videos keep up the awesome work and I can’t wait for the next video!
I love your phrasing and descriptions for this crazy story. It's the best stuff, especially given that the Greeks have some of my favorite stories.
I was looking for the continuation of 40k for newbies, happy that I found this channel :3
Always a treat when you include drawings with the story!
Too bad about the missing story of the titanomachy. I hate it when someone signs a book out at the library, and never brings it back.
Love the myths keep em coming man
You have been, and always will be, my historian. I am familiar with a GnS purge of your work. *Slaps jelly encrusted hand on glass*
Not just her work. GnS Vlogs did a major purge. There's only about 50 videos left on the channel.
@@Gulgathydra I know because they purged me too
Hers and a lot of others, a waste of much creativity and work, was trashed unceremoniously. It is more than a tragedy, it should be a crime. They at least should have given the creators notice and allowed them to save their own work.
Honestly, I feel after they bought out G&S Legendary was a bit overly confident in themselves and their fan base and figured they didn't need this RUclips shit (also RUclips can be really shitty to creators) and between Alpha and Twitch figured they could go it alone.
I liked their content and I wish them all the best, but once they started moving stuff behind the Alpha paywall I kinda stopped watching all of theIr content. Not out of spite, just because they removed their most interesting shows, either cancelling them or moving them exclusively to Alpha in perpetuity.
It really sucks that so many awesome creators were caught in the crossfire.
Never been this early before. Dael, if you're reading this, I just wanna tell ya you're one of my favorite D&D RUclipsrs! Oh, yeah, and the mythology stuff is fantastic as well. Keep up the good work!
Ditto definitely ditto
That was epic. Brilliant stuff.
Remember the Titans.
Welp, been basically doing a marathon of your (primarily D&D) videos the last 2 days and when I noticed there was a recent release, even if it was a step away from the D&D videos I'm currently on, I had to watch it ASAP. And as with all videos before, you just nailed it. Perfect mix of hilarity, fact accuracy and just being you, a winning personality.
Great video! It sucks that you lost so much of your work but I'm excited to see updated versions of all this amazing information. Good luck and keep on being rad!
The sweat erasing Dael's notes are just like the original videos. It's so much dedication to make it look exactly like the missing videos :D
great thumbnail on this vid
I enjoyed this. Also, it's impressive how much of this I learned from the God of War series
Always happy to see another video from ya Dael! Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store for us next time. Also, I like the guest star of this video: B I R B!
Damn i've missed these videos
I find your mythology videos are always an intriguing watch. As always I look forward to the next one.
Can't wait for the re-telling of Stingy Jack and his lantern my dudes
The doodles are back!!!!! >∆< yay!!!!! - so, when are we gonna see the downfall of Zeus? Cause as far as I know Greek mythology doesn't cover that part..m could it be part of their end of the world thing?
Love ur videos😃😃😃😃😃
This is literally my favorite video of yours! It's so funny! XD
So the moral of Cronus' story is chew your damn food.
It's like hecka-tonk-arees
Wishing you could make it to GenCon sometime.
Great video!! Keep up the good work, Dael!! 😁
Welcome back windmill! Wheres the other half of the couple. Any chance we could get your version of a pantheon based on the olympians?
Bonus points if you transition into the pantheon of zeus
This was great, thank you!
LIT!
So basically Aphrodite was Ouranus's junk, tho she is also described as the daughter of Zeus and Dione who was a Titan goddess, most probably a daughter of Oceanus and Tethys, which fits the other description of Aphrodite being born of the sea since both Oceanus and Tethys were the Titans of the Sea.
"One of your sons shall overthrow you." Zeus then proceeds to get it on with basically everybody, providing many potential usurpers.
Dael, wouldn't the Titanomachaea actually have been The War To Begin All Wars? :-) Great video as always.
OHHHHH!
Cronus: "Just as I overthrew my father, just as you overthrew me, one of your children will overthrow you." Zeus: "So... have sex with any and every woman I see? Gotcha!"
* looks at smudged writing on hand * Heck-ton acres
"Bits of blood... and *whatever...* fall off onto the land, lots of creatures are created" 🤔
O Man: Kronos, one of your kids will overthrow you!
*Kronos eats all his kids to avoid that*
Big K: Zeus, one of your kids will overthrow you.
*Zeus spends the next forever breeding with anything that moves*
love the shirt
You said he doesn’t chew, right? That’s kinda important for this plan to work.😂
Uranus: "Beware, Chronos, your son will overtrow you!"
Rea: "Well, we just have to avoid that, I don't necessarily mean abstinence but you know, we can take precautions..."
Chronos: "Nah, I will just eat my children."
I would pronounce "hecatonchires" roughly "heck a tonk a rez".
Heck-ton acres
@@warriorcatskid003 You are rearranging letters. Then again, after the recent jail-geol tweet with subsequent leftenant reply, I wouldn't be surprised.
935 likes, 0 dislikes. I've never seen a video with no dislikes. But then again, how could you hate one of Dael's videos?
oh yeah id forgotten about the hundred handed ones.
you've seen kiri found her old videos and is replaying them too. resurrecting the vlogs. intellectual property ownership is weird.
The greeks were so good with names. You know exactly who's what. But Uranus?
',' I can't recall that last bit being referenced anywhere
Awesome vid, as always. Long time fan - have watched since G&S Vlogs. Perhaps them removing your old vids (which were of course very cute as well) is the best thing to ever happen (to us fans) as you go through Mythology all over again. Anyway, it would have seemed like Ares would have been a great candidate for overthrowing Zeus, and it seemed like Earth has been pretty war-torn for the last several thousand years. But I am not sure he ever won. Even though the 20th century had world wars and tremendous casualties, it seems like the 21st century has become more peaceful (even though there are still giant militaries and terrible atrocities that happen all over each day). On average -- like the drop in crime rate over the last 30 years -- there seems to be a reduction in the "rate" of deaths by violence, especially . Maybe I am wrong, but it seems like digital innovation and data marketing is outpacing Energy and War as the big money makers. But does anyone even rule from Olympus, or Asgard, or Indraloka, or the Jade Court any more? -- the gods mostly seem to be out to lunch, or at least they don't bother to make the summit meetings anymore. Oh well, I am sure some day a child of the gods will "bring down the Sky" and life will suck for humanity for quite a while. But until then, I just wait patently for more Dale videos. :)
Honestly as good as your original G&S vlogs were, this has the benefit of years of storytelling practice and is better.
The gods aren’t digested because they’re immortal.
Dael video shows on notifications. Instantly click.
Her shirt needs to change to Chip 'n Dael
So Kronos was like Cell, absorbing and assimilating those he ate without “digesting” them per se. So you punch him hard enough and bleearrgh, out comes Android 18. I mean Hera. And the others. Also, heck a ton KAI rez. I can thank Outlaw Star for knowing how to pronounce that one, as one of the episodes (Gravity Jailbreak) takes place on a high-gravity planet called Hecatoncheires. Who says anime isn't educational? I mean, yes, most of it is trash, but every now and then...
This made me miss the old days of God of War.
So after Cronus chopped off the baby-maker and tossed it in the ocean, is that why we call people who are seabound, seamen?
ancestor of Gygax?
I think that's just a silly reference to Gary Gygax, inventor of D&D
Lol, is anyone else wondering what happened to the baby rock?
Ahhh Zeus, before he discovered he was a furry.
I remember being told that there were at least two different Aphrodite, Aphrodite the Greater and Aphrodite the Lesser though I think that was from a philosophy class... is that correct from a mythology perspective?
There are two different stories of Aphrodite's birth (in the other she is the daughter of Zeus and Niobe (I think)), and I think some people try to explain away the inconsistency by saying there are two Aphrodites, but I think that is very much a minority view.
I'm from Greece and I'm a bit triggered by the pronunciation of the names, but overall, it's good.
Helios and Atlas were not part of the original generation of Titans. Atlas was the son of Iapetus the Impaler on of the original titans. While Helios was the son of Hyperion another of the original titans.
And the son that killed Zeus was named Kratos! Dun Dun duh!
But did that like ever happen the full of zuse in a small and never told story ???? I need to know
Wait, but tartarus is another primordial like gaia and ouranos...
_Symbols of an Alien Sky_ by *ThunderboltsProject* you will not be disappointed, guarenteed
I emailed this to my Grandmum and the only question she has to ask is when did she get an email.
Atlas was the grandson of Helios, not one of the OG Titans
Here, have a hecatup.. hecataup… hundred up votes!
I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone write a story about Zeus getting overthrown. 🤔
I mean, Susan /did/ get a weapon, not just Peter.
The hundred-handers exist in the Fallout game world, where they're called Centaurs, inaccurately. Time does seem to be chewing up every living thing still. That hasn't been stopped (pending the general Resurrection, that is). This war between earlier and later pantheons, with the losers being cast as evil, happens in various polytheistic cosmolgies (cosmogonies?) Why do you think that is? Why not just have the gods and nothing else, especially when you've got evil gods you can pin everything on within the "winner" pantheons, like Loki? Do you think it reflects a theological revolution, or a cultural conquest of some kind? Actually, that concept of other divinities being lost in time before they can emerge is fascinating, and makes a weird sort of sense, in terms of a blurring of historical specificity, explaining instant adulthood and the like, because no-one can know when the real original moment was, because they were trapped in the bowels of Time for... a load of time.
This is way funnier when she doesn't say any particular parts of anatomy
Ah, Kronos, such a wonderful father figure. No wonder the gods are so messed up!
Hey! Don't dis Santa for having genteel ideas! He did give the girls weapons! He just said war was not a great place for girls!
Ok hold up, wait just a second, the fact that chronos' children were still alive after they came out of him means they were still alive inside him, which means either they were like the size of his finger when they were born or chronos is like a snake... so you might want to alter your artistic depiction of him