One night I was playing Super Mario 64 while swimming through Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business. Mario then turned his head at a 40° angle and said, "Shhh-fuck!". Then my mother came into the room and said, "Are you swearing?", and I said, "It was Mario! Not me!". My mother then grabbed me by the ear and she threw me into the bathroom, and I went "OOF!". She jumped on my face and did the "ground-pound". She then swung me around by the hair and said "So long gay Bowser!"
2:00 I love how mario runs so fast he rams into the wall, someone please make a horror game where the killer is clumsy and keeps slipping and running into walls while chasing you lol
I actually like the idea of a fast but clumsy creature chasing after you instead of it being a entity just sliding towards your position. It makes it feel more like a real thing is desperately chasing you.
This is probably a really bizarre reference but it’s the only one I can think of, ratatouille on ps2 has these chase segments that I LOVED as a kid, the animations are so goofy and stuff is constantly being thrown around so it feels like something huge is chasing you. I’d love to see something like that in a game only more dynamic instead of one set animation that always plays
Now I kinda want something like that, but not with modern creepypasta horror. Something more like the horror of Majora's Mask that old Nintendo would not have a problem with
I completely forgot about this video, so glad I rewatched it. That first game made me cry laughing oh my god, the way mario runs headfirst into a wall, 2:06 creeps around a corner, 2:23 runs too fast into the wrong room, 2:34 his stupid ass sneak animation 2:57 and joel’s utter confusion, 3:13 that whole sequence was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
The scariest thing that happened to me while playing mario 64 was when he turned to the camera and started whispering something about really wanting to be near Jolly Roger bay, the game then reset and went back to the start screen, however instead of seeing the mario head all I saw was a black screen with red text, the text read “but I can’t”
The best game here is absolutely, without a doubt, Mario is Coming After Yourself and You Die, and the worst is definitely that one that tried way too hard to be a WOAHHH ISN’T IT SO META THAT THE GAME IS SPEAKING TO YOU IT’S JUST LIKE UNDERTALE WOAHHH kind of game but fell flat on its face because it has zero nuance in how it does the meta shit whatsoever
I'm very glad this video exists so I didn't have to actually sit through all of "SM64 but it's different" waitin for something interesting to happen, only to find FNaF World music and probably the actual worst game of the whole stream.
i kinda expected joel' roblox tumble to go anywhere. like... did he just wanted to say "haha roblox silly game" or does he have opinions on the state of the roblox corporation exploitation of their userbase¿
in all seriousness though. as a roblox player for like 10 years. joel would get a fucking KICK out of some of the garbage on that platform. PLUS it's infested with like, small children. that's bound to get a laugh at a like 11-something-year-old's expense. the fact that there's Literally an ingame VC wouldn't help anyone's case at all i don't think. joel is like an easy to entertain manchild but alas so am i EDIT: YES i have a premium membership, YES I have Cool Avatars, YES you will admire them (i spent real world money on this ever since they got rid of the old free currency). YES I am the most boring person you've probably ever met, there's some genuinely great games on roblox that i genuinely unironically enjoy (there are seriously some games out there that like, holy shit do they have potential as possible standalone one day. there are some genuinely talented devs on that platform and some are older than me that tbh should be adding this shit to portfolios cos they could seriously get hired one day) but then there's some where I'm just riding the 2013-2017 nostalgia high. i am 18 and starting college soon and this is how i waste my time, feel free to throw tomatoes at me because no, i do not take myself too seriously (i unironically play roblox dammit)
One night I was playing Super Mario 64 while swimming through Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business. Mario then turned his head at a 40° angle and said, "Shhh-fuck!". Then my mother came into the room and said, "Are you swearing?", and I said, "It was Mario! Not me!". My mother then grabbed me by the ear and she threw me into the bathroom, and I went "OOF!". She jumped on my face and did the "ground-pound". She then swung me around by the hair and said "So long gay Bowser!"
This is a very spooky story!
Chris O'Neil scary story
She said, "if you ever talk like that no good Wario again...", and I said "it's 'Mario' mooom"
i literally heard ding dongs voice in my head as i read this
My fingers became longer…
64 spooky mehrios
In the showers down in the mushroom ranch
@@ItsJustAGuy they have the deth star
@@theluiginoidperson1097 come to see the todd
doot
2:00 I love how mario runs so fast he rams into the wall, someone please make a horror game where the killer is clumsy and keeps slipping and running into walls while chasing you lol
I actually like the idea of a fast but clumsy creature chasing after you instead of it being a entity just sliding towards your position. It makes it feel more like a real thing is desperately chasing you.
Dark Deception (atleast the original Unity Web Player demo) almost had that in a way
@@FelipeJaquez Yes absolutely, that sounds awesome
@@FelipeJaquez ive always loved this concept and it has appeared in my nightmares for forever lol im not aware of any games that really do it well
This is probably a really bizarre reference but it’s the only one I can think of, ratatouille on ps2 has these chase segments that I LOVED as a kid, the animations are so goofy and stuff is constantly being thrown around so it feels like something huge is chasing you. I’d love to see something like that in a game only more dynamic instead of one set animation that always plays
3:00 Damn, that might have been the ultimate fakeout.
Well that's ONE way of catching your prey attention before stricking.
Bro I already could not take normal Mario 64 without shitting myself and now you show me this I swear this Luigi is after me help
mario has logged in
This is my creepypasta, "MARIO SAYS THE FUCK WORD"
Mario says fuck and punches Luigi in the face, killing him instantly
HOW COULD YOU POST THAT ON THE INTERNET
I can't believe the mario came after me and I die
me too 😭
after myself*
I've kind of wanted a Mario 64 styled platformer with horror elements for a long time. Something like the Crow 64 arg.
Shipwrecked 64 is sorta like what you mentioned. Check it out.
Now I kinda want something like that, but not with modern creepypasta horror. Something more like the horror of Majora's Mask that old Nintendo would not have a problem with
I completely forgot about this video, so glad I rewatched it. That first game made me cry laughing oh my god, the way mario runs headfirst into a wall, 2:06 creeps around a corner, 2:23 runs too fast into the wrong room, 2:34 his stupid ass sneak animation 2:57 and joel’s utter confusion, 3:13 that whole sequence was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
oh no
super duper mario from super duper mario 64 bled out his eyes and hyper realistic blood ooh nooo
the mario horror show
Nintendo hire these men
"To run, hold shit."
Joel: What is he doing?
Me: It appears that Mario is skipping through the halls of The Arc for no reason.
soup of goddamn mario
damn bowser has a twitter? i wonder if he has any alternative accounts
The scariest thing that happened to me while playing mario 64 was when he turned to the camera and started whispering something about really wanting to be near Jolly Roger bay, the game then reset and went back to the start screen, however instead of seeing the mario head all I saw was a black screen with red text, the text read “but I can’t”
Now I wan to see an alien isolation mod where they replace the aliens model and sounds with Mario except they kept the aliens animation
I want to play that first one. No joke.
Now people are gonna start putting goatse jumpscares in games
Holy shit that outro was amazing 😭😂
[Mario has entered the chat]
[ Mario has logged in. ]
Jorror
MUG moment
Throwing the penguin off the map is not even weird, that's something everyone has done when they played Mario 64
12:32 yippee
This was one of those joel streams where it was just big funny
Re-upload gamers where you at
Mario if he real
The best game here is absolutely, without a doubt, Mario is Coming After Yourself and You Die, and the worst is definitely that one that tried way too hard to be a WOAHHH ISN’T IT SO META THAT THE GAME IS SPEAKING TO YOU IT’S JUST LIKE UNDERTALE WOAHHH kind of game but fell flat on its face because it has zero nuance in how it does the meta shit whatsoever
Before I saw the game I thought you were exaggerating how bad it'd be buuut I should've listened and not subjected myself to it.
2:31
Mario 69 horror funny
I'm very glad this video exists so I didn't have to actually sit through all of "SM64 but it's different" waitin for something interesting to happen, only to find FNaF World music and probably the actual worst game of the whole stream.
i kinda expected joel' roblox tumble to go anywhere. like... did he just wanted to say "haha roblox silly game" or does he have opinions on the state of the roblox corporation exploitation of their userbase¿
(boo)
in all seriousness though. as a roblox player for like 10 years. joel would get a fucking KICK out of some of the garbage on that platform. PLUS it's infested with like, small children. that's bound to get a laugh at a like 11-something-year-old's expense. the fact that there's Literally an ingame VC wouldn't help anyone's case at all i don't think. joel is like an easy to entertain manchild but alas so am i
EDIT: YES i have a premium membership, YES I have Cool Avatars, YES you will admire them (i spent real world money on this ever since they got rid of the old free currency). YES I am the most boring person you've probably ever met, there's some genuinely great games on roblox that i genuinely unironically enjoy (there are seriously some games out there that like, holy shit do they have potential as possible standalone one day. there are some genuinely talented devs on that platform and some are older than me that tbh should be adding this shit to portfolios cos they could seriously get hired one day) but then there's some where I'm just riding the 2013-2017 nostalgia high. i am 18 and starting college soon and this is how i waste my time, feel free to throw tomatoes at me because no, i do not take myself too seriously (i unironically play roblox dammit)