[ENG SUB] If Kanae was a Girl? - The Birth of Kanako (feat. Kuzuha) [Nijisanji]

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2020
  • A blast to the past - Kanae plays with a voice changer and Kanako is born, weirding out Kuzuha thoroughly in the process.
    PS - For some reason it takes forever to download archives on openrec so the video quality is questionable, sorry.
    Vtubers:
    Kanae
    / kanaechannel
    Kuzuha
    / @kuzuha
    Original Stream (2018/7/19 or 20th)
    www.openrec.tv/live/Ved7FeiOVuB
    Kanae's artist
    U助
    / u_skeeep
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    #VtuberEN #Nijisanji
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Комментарии • 454

  • @truelyme0
    @truelyme0 3 года назад +5734

    Kinda funny when Kanae called him.
    "Kuzu?"
    _"HA?"_

  • @kanaerotto4668
    @kanaerotto4668 3 года назад +7294

    I do agree that Kanae sounds like cotton candy.

    • @jaruku8198
      @jaruku8198 3 года назад +222

      He's a cotton candy

    • @dcardigan13
      @dcardigan13 3 года назад +238

      Kuzu actually
      Said
      He
      Sounds
      Like a
      Cotton candy
      That made so soft ❤😳

    • @Vitx0o
      @Vitx0o 3 года назад +57

      Guys stop don't eat him 😢

    • @Local_Medium_Idiot
      @Local_Medium_Idiot 2 года назад +22

      @@Vitx0o OM NOM NOM NOM MMM DELICIOUS

  • @yon9533
    @yon9533 3 года назад +7461

    his high pitched voice at the start was so convincing i panicked lmao

    • @kairu_Kun
      @kairu_Kun 3 года назад +439

      I thought someone joined their discord

    • @animecoke1
      @animecoke1 3 года назад +38

      Same xD

    • @starstruckpunk_0966
      @starstruckpunk_0966 3 года назад +59

      omg same but i could still tell it was him for a moment

    • @alemich7757
      @alemich7757 3 года назад +7

      Me tooo!!!!!

    • @seijirotakane6504
      @seijirotakane6504 3 года назад +94

      Same!! I almost fall for that one! I hope kanako appears more on his stream.

  • @ondakaga
    @ondakaga 3 года назад +3122

    0:39 Ah yes. "Cat" in English is Moew

    • @parkm310
      @parkm310 3 года назад +31

      nners

    • @theinacircleoftheancientpu492
      @theinacircleoftheancientpu492 3 года назад +11

      Lol right?

    • @ghosty7019
      @ghosty7019 3 года назад +20

      Nya

    • @gyubearr
      @gyubearr 3 года назад +9

      That's what my cousin said I asked her what's cat in English since she doesn't know how to speak English and only Japanese and Chinese (lil bit)

  • @MagizardInternet
    @MagizardInternet 3 года назад +2654

    The confused sexual panic Kuzuha has was so apparent, like gods I could feel him falling in love from here.

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 3 года назад +70

      This comment lmao 😂

    • @semsem6020
      @semsem6020 3 года назад +111

      Didn’t we all , I’m turning into a bisexual lmao

    • @appyappap
      @appyappap Год назад

      You are delusional.

  • @hagahong3327
    @hagahong3327 3 года назад +3094

    1:57 isn't that "gomen ne" dangerously cute?!

  • @remedymybrokenheart
    @remedymybrokenheart 3 года назад +2518

    Me: *sees the title*
    Me: 👁️👄👁️
    Me: 👁️👄👁️👌

    • @na-hk2ln
      @na-hk2ln 3 года назад +18

      hshsgsgsh why is this me

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 3 года назад +10

      me

    • @lemon-dn1ct
      @lemon-dn1ct 3 года назад +10

      ✨👁️👄👁️👌✨

  • @killerbait8240
    @killerbait8240 3 года назад +2195

    1:07 this actually sounds like a legit girl its scary

    • @sen4845
      @sen4845 3 года назад +24

      ikrrr

    • @makii4772
      @makii4772 3 года назад +17

      imcoooommmmiiiiiiinnnggggg

    • @pingu2481
      @pingu2481 3 года назад +9

      That's what some hololive people use right?

    • @m.mhn7535
      @m.mhn7535 3 года назад +63

      @@pingu2481 maybe but it would be very noticeable at times like when they are laughing our shouting.

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 3 года назад +87

      @@pingu2481 no, mostly Hololive girls are big quality seiyuu and have a damn great voice range and just change a little their natural tone to be more anime-like.

  • @user-zg2sn9fj5c
    @user-zg2sn9fj5c 3 года назад +1402

    3:27 HE REALLY JUST "RRAH!" OUT OF NOWHERE LMAO

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 3 года назад +1528

    It started of sounding like Kanako but when s(he) started singing let it go all I could hear was minions

    • @-zzz3838
      @-zzz3838 3 года назад +47

      LMAOOO SAME

    • @emilychan3157
      @emilychan3157 3 года назад +37

      THIS COMMENT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE MY DAY BAHAHA

    • @remuru5851
      @remuru5851 3 года назад +8

      GOSH DAMMIT IM DED

    • @katzwei_
      @katzwei_ 3 года назад +3

      WHWEZEEEE SAME SNFBDNDHJDHJFDHCU

  • @dankdirkdark
    @dankdirkdark 3 года назад +1465

    kanako be living in kuzuha's head rent free

  • @silly.thoughts
    @silly.thoughts 3 года назад +840

    Horse in english? Horse
    Dog in english? Dog
    Cat in english? *NYAAAA*

  • @allen2941
    @allen2941 3 года назад +207

    4:03 Kanae started sounding like a minion🤣

  • @yuen5648
    @yuen5648 3 года назад +4065

    am i bi or am i kanaesexual i don't know anymore

    • @yamiyami4926
      @yamiyami4926 3 года назад +326

      The best way to describe my sexuality, kanaesexual lol

    • @az7433046
      @az7433046 3 года назад +190

      Dont worry, its Kanae's fault for being so cute

    • @sagitta9891
      @sagitta9891 3 года назад +160

      My weeb friend: "Dude, why you like Kanae so much? Are you gay?"
      Me: "Nah, I'm Kanaesexual."

    • @hachikoi2324
      @hachikoi2324 3 года назад +84

      Before this I was Mafu-sexual...

    • @ezra5624
      @ezra5624 3 года назад +59

      @@hachikoi2324 we do be into cute boys 😔✊✊

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 3 года назад +2800

    Kanae's with a voice changer is making me gayer. I think I'd willingly be fooled by Kanako.
    0:48 That reaction lmfao
    I haven't seen that site before.

    • @remedymybrokenheart
      @remedymybrokenheart 3 года назад +437

      Kanae: Can you hear me?
      Kazuha: hUU-

    • @ruminclips
      @ruminclips  3 года назад +161

      Openrec? Kanae has quite a few streams on there w/ some games he never played on youtube & ChroNoiR TV is on there as well... but you only get 2 archive views per day unless you pay and yt-dl doesn't work on it :(

    • @findyanderson5829
      @findyanderson5829 3 года назад +88

      That gulp really made me laugh tho

    • @rizae6639
      @rizae6639 3 года назад +84

      it got me off guard too, i wasnt expecting it to sound so convincing. i legit went like "kUh" and then wheezed

    • @tindinolan5883
      @tindinolan5883 3 года назад +29

      Same xD but on an unrelated note, does anyone know where to get the kanako pic? I've searched for it but was to no avail, I would greatly appreciate some help

  • @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r
    @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r 3 года назад +431

    How to confuse your audience's sexuality

  • @sanyasan
    @sanyasan 3 года назад +407

    Between 3:20 and 3:27 you could tell kuzuha was reaching his limit, 😂 poor thing.

  • @solusjbj
    @solusjbj 3 года назад +409

    1:53 Kanae's "gomen ne" is so cute

  • @alexieszxsz
    @alexieszxsz 3 года назад +105

    1:37 That only means Kuzuha simps for Kanako.

  • @velsper5555
    @velsper5555 3 года назад +320

    Kuzuha: "What's "cat" in English?
    Kanae: Meow!
    lmeow what an intellect

  • @user-cr3pd4wr8n
    @user-cr3pd4wr8n 3 года назад +1172

    Kanae's antics never fail to amuse me lol... but in all honesty, he really does sound like a girl if he pitches his voice up while using the voice changer.. thank you for the translations as always, rumin-san!!

  • @TheXDayDreamerx
    @TheXDayDreamerx 3 года назад +244

    Imagine if Kanae didn't tell Kuzuha though... "you can probably fool a vampire or two" would have applied to him, www.

  • @keyonalyles2267
    @keyonalyles2267 3 года назад +135

    The nervousness in Kuzuha's voice when Kanae started changing his voice 😂

  • @peachyyunnie4296
    @peachyyunnie4296 3 года назад +407

    At 0:48 Kuzuha was like WAIT MY WEATHER DECK ISNT READY

  • @wendymarvell1653
    @wendymarvell1653 3 года назад +223

    00:47 the moment Kuzu and everyone who's seen this video 's heart dropped

  • @kopkiki
    @kopkiki 3 года назад +598

    kanae rly said im gonna give the gays everything they want

  • @kumalanimbus6995
    @kumalanimbus6995 3 года назад +265

    " You talk like a cotton candy "
    How cute ... aaaaa

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 года назад +3770

    When people said "Kanae best girl", it's not a joke, it was the truth
    I mean... Kanae is already pretty girly, Hoshikawa can guarantee it xD
    Ah Kanae's mama is also woman of culture

    • @makii4772
      @makii4772 3 года назад +12

      hnnnggggg

    • @Krosth
      @Krosth 3 года назад +93

      Lmao mama worked fast on that hahahaha

    • @biku3628
      @biku3628 3 года назад +6

      kanae mama? u guys have link for that? also what does kanae use for the female voice

    • @makii4772
      @makii4772 3 года назад +4

      @@biku3628 just search for kanaes artist or something

    • @rai_l
      @rai_l 3 года назад +3

      @@biku3628 he mentioned it at the start I think, something called koigoe

  • @charmaineramirez7083
    @charmaineramirez7083 3 года назад +282

    5 minutes of Kuzuha trying to not fall for Kanae lmao

  • @yuuvune
    @yuuvune 3 года назад +338

    Kuzuha and the chat didn’t disappoint with that reaction lmao

  • @RinRin32957
    @RinRin32957 3 года назад +64

    I didn't realize the technology was that sophisticated. Also Kuzuha describing Kane's voice as cotton candy was something I never thought I'd hear.

  • @user-odd
    @user-odd 3 года назад +710

    Am I the only one that thinks kanako's voice kinda reminded me of murase ayumu👁️👄👁️

    • @Phosomnia
      @Phosomnia 3 года назад +42

      Now do you think about it, it kinda does...

    • @yourajin6611
      @yourajin6611 3 года назад +21

      hol up 😳

    • @rosinaya
      @rosinaya 3 года назад +7

      Now you said that, it kinda does

    • @yasakiyuuki
      @yasakiyuuki 3 года назад +34

      Murase Ayumu the natural onna voice actor

    • @SleepingLittleHedgehog
      @SleepingLittleHedgehog 3 года назад +1

      It does omg

  • @afaaf857
    @afaaf857 3 года назад +43

    i love how much softer kuzuha got when kanae changed his voice lmao

  • @hayazuki
    @hayazuki 3 года назад +218

    KZ : "Kappa in English is..?"
    KN : "Can you hear this?"
    KZ : "HU-"
    PLS IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS SO SHOCKED OR THAT BREATHE WAS KNOCKED OUT OF HIM LMAO 😭😭😭
    Time Stamp - 0:44

  • @wxsteri2580
    @wxsteri2580 3 года назад +501

    KUZUHA SAME 0:49
    | But in his apex stream last night, he didn't use any voice changers and was changing his voice up and messing around, and then the twitcast happened, which actual killed everyone I followed on twitter.

    • @user-odd
      @user-odd 3 года назад +5

      IKRRRRRR

    • @RyuShia
      @RyuShia 3 года назад +8

      What happened on twitcast?? I missed it!!

    • @wxsteri2580
      @wxsteri2580 3 года назад +72

      @@RyuShia He was fixing a mic stand that Srr gave him and was groaning... I listened t o it on 100 and I was so lucky it was 1am and no one was awake, yikes.

    • @user-lo3zr6ii8c
      @user-lo3zr6ii8c 3 года назад +4

      ....link pls? 👀

    • @droplet4792
      @droplet4792 3 года назад +3

      @@wxsteri2580 how do you access the twitcasts? they ask for passwords >

  • @Andrea-si5ij
    @Andrea-si5ij 3 года назад +88

    when kanae went "kuzu?" i legit lost it ohmygof

  • @fei73
    @fei73 3 года назад +109

    i can feel kuzuha's trying to get it together

  • @user-fs7yq8un6w
    @user-fs7yq8un6w 3 года назад +155

    4:07 he sounds like a minion

  • @dangowo
    @dangowo 3 года назад +58

    He couldve stayed with the default settings really, it was so great. Really sounded like a human girl 👁👁 plus kuzuha choking bc of it

  • @itsXEATH
    @itsXEATH 3 года назад +48

    kuzu's "Mothe- no not mother, kanae" is living in my head rent free

  • @deadeye9439
    @deadeye9439 3 года назад +124

    Kanae turns into a girl
    me: *cut to me having flashbacks reading gender bender doujins 24/7* HMMMMMMMMMM

    • @HowAreYou2
      @HowAreYou2 3 года назад +4

      fine taste you have there my good friend

  • @na-hk2ln
    @na-hk2ln 3 года назад +64

    0:48 panic noises

  • @seio.113
    @seio.113 3 года назад +20

    3:25 wow sounds legit and really cute

  • @jhkgyg098
    @jhkgyg098 3 года назад +89

    You can tell at the end of kanea voice that their something funky going in. But to a normal person they would just think your mic is shit.
    But oof when he did it at first I too was super shocked.

  • @yukari3364
    @yukari3364 3 года назад +176

    His mama also made one illustration for kuzuha and kanako beside her😂

    • @lynkuroneko2937
      @lynkuroneko2937 3 года назад +9

      Where i can see it 👀

    • @venyuu8029
      @venyuu8029 3 года назад +12

      ​@@lynkuroneko2937 twitter.com/u_skeeep/status/1238691243757932546 this one i think

    • @user-xy5ol9km5e
      @user-xy5ol9km5e 3 года назад +9

      You mean Sanya (the name for genderbend Kuzuha)?

    • @christianaivorys7924
      @christianaivorys7924 3 года назад +5

      @@venyuu8029 OMFG that's crazy cute....

    • @qqq33e
      @qqq33e 2 года назад

      super late but does anyone have the link for the illustration that kanae's mama made?

  • @ahappylilshushiroll21
    @ahappylilshushiroll21 3 года назад +100

    plot twist: kanako was kanae with the voice changer turned off

  • @qki_mi
    @qki_mi 3 года назад +327

    Me: *sees title*
    PANIC
    I've never clicked a youtube video this fast.

    • @yurika_
      @yurika_ 3 года назад +10

      bruh anything kanae makes u click fast on a yt vid 👌

  • @user-vx7tg6xf7k
    @user-vx7tg6xf7k 3 года назад +49

    The exact moment Kuzuha questioned his sexuality.

  • @milky7865
    @milky7865 3 года назад +46

    The way Kuzuha gay panicked though ADKSLGJSKLA

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 3 года назад +1

      Good choice of words

  • @hase2944
    @hase2944 3 года назад +104

    plot twist, kanae is a girl all along. she just used voice changer to sound like a guy, this is her real voice

  • @tyaf7179
    @tyaf7179 3 года назад +19

    kanae saying “nyaaa” at 0:38,, ah GOD U CAN TAKE MY SOUL IM DONE

  • @tiana1423
    @tiana1423 3 года назад +16

    Wow his mother really did great in creating Kanako omg and it seems like she's watching his stream too so cute

    • @tiana1423
      @tiana1423 3 года назад +3

      Wait i just realized he prolly meant the one who drew his character not his real mom?

  • @christiee4741
    @christiee4741 3 года назад +71

    honestly... kuzuha's reaction.... same...
    kanako is someone i never thought i'd need to know abt LOL

  • @annisasalsabila6758
    @annisasalsabila6758 3 года назад +74

    3:27 Rrrahhhh
    This is cute lmao
    Thankyou for the translations^^

  • @lizzyleea
    @lizzyleea 3 года назад +59

    His voice sounded a lot better at the start then it all went downhill robotic when he fiddled with the settings

  • @azraeltan1074
    @azraeltan1074 3 года назад +35

    Kanako is precious, protect her at all cost.
    My god i'm simping so hard for kanae

  • @boilednoodles
    @boilednoodles 3 года назад +25

    HIS VOICE SOUNDED SO REALISTIC I FLEW TO SPACE I-

  • @elivile.
    @elivile. 3 года назад +16

    Kanae is one of the cutest bois out there. Just like Mafumafu, nqrse, and Akina.

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 3 года назад +77

    *Simps, arise.*

  • @fatty1040
    @fatty1040 3 года назад +23

    Kanae casually reveals the secrets of all Vtubers. He truly is the best girl.

  • @yur1e617
    @yur1e617 3 года назад +8

    2:56 AHAHAHHCHE I CANT- DUDE THATS LITERALLY SCARY

  • @smolbun7351
    @smolbun7351 2 года назад +6

    Kuzuha just fell in love lmao

  • @hahahanadayo5597
    @hahahanadayo5597 3 года назад +65

    i simp for both kanae and kanako regardless

  • @silk2127
    @silk2127 3 года назад +44

    fem kanae voice is scary(in a weird way),,,,,,,,, thank you so much for translating this!!! You're super appreciated!!!!

  • @dinoglow
    @dinoglow 3 года назад +21

    2:59 this scared me lmfao

  • @tyaf7179
    @tyaf7179 3 года назад +4

    0:47 SAME KUZUHA SAMEE

  • @angelikabadayos7238
    @angelikabadayos7238 Год назад +4

    me coming back to this video everytime I remember it bc its so cute

  • @nekonao9471
    @nekonao9471 3 года назад +3

    "You can probably fool a vampire or two" Including YOU, appearently

  • @sian9348
    @sian9348 3 года назад +6

    Cotton Candy is such a cute word to compliment someone omgjfks

  • @minnie7676
    @minnie7676 3 года назад +4

    the gay panic the first time kanae called him kuzu

  • @a_.k4ri
    @a_.k4ri 3 года назад +13

    0:48
    Kuzuha is my reaction-

  • @ShanaNakazawa
    @ShanaNakazawa 3 года назад +54

    i never knew i needed kanako but now i can’t live without her

  • @messedupdweeb
    @messedupdweeb 3 года назад +6

    The default and the one after that were so good. Lol

  • @applepiee1533
    @applepiee1533 3 года назад +4

    That "uwah" was so cute!!! 2:34

  • @sukmaarindra6916
    @sukmaarindra6916 3 года назад +14

    Kuzuha : "she's a he" as his heart beats faster

  • @n.maisarah5426
    @n.maisarah5426 3 года назад +3

    Vanilla ice cream and cotton candy hmm

  • @ruinedgore
    @ruinedgore 3 года назад +37

    Plot twist: Kanae is actually a girl and the male voice is actually a voice modifier

  • @hota__6502
    @hota__6502 3 года назад +2

    Thank you so much again for the translations!! This has me rolling

  • @hanadesu
    @hanadesu 3 года назад +18

    A ayumu murase voice plugin😂
    Thank you for translating this🙏🏻

  • @arcabrius
    @arcabrius 3 года назад +9

    it sounded so real in the beginning i m dying thank you for translating this gem

  • @yanggao22
    @yanggao22 3 года назад +4

    the coughin...

  • @stephanie622
    @stephanie622 3 года назад +5

    pftt kazuha was like
    "oouH- WHA" that was funny

  • @nekonao9471
    @nekonao9471 3 года назад +5

    If kanae came to me talking like that, and asked "can you give me some items?" I would just drop my whole backpack and here's kuzuha, not even giving a single item lol my man's not a simp confirmed

  • @oblivious_oreos48
    @oblivious_oreos48 3 года назад +4

    Omg kuzuhas old model

  • @theboss-ke4is
    @theboss-ke4is 3 года назад +60

    Am a straight guy but kanako's voice oh god...something is awakening inside me lol

    • @exothermic8649
      @exothermic8649 3 года назад +2

      maybe you just like pretty boys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @yuui9470
    @yuui9470 2 года назад +11

    “If you talk like a girl, you can probably fool a vampire or two” yes Kuzuha and that vampire is u

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 3 года назад +5

    I have watched voice changing vtubers before but when Kanae does it, that's a whole different dimension of weird.

  • @coleki2355
    @coleki2355 3 года назад +2

    4:02 HES SOUNDS LIKE A MINION PLZZZZ

  • @xin0206
    @xin0206 3 года назад +2

    He sounded like a minion when they started singing let it go

  • @misachan3766
    @misachan3766 3 года назад +9

    "Kuzu?"
    "HA?"
    My fave XD

  • @Chi-Chi-Fy
    @Chi-Chi-Fy 3 года назад +3

    Dynamite cute kanako

  • @user-zh5vo8db2e
    @user-zh5vo8db2e 3 года назад +5

    manifesting kanako/sanya collab onegai cnr

  • @missm1776
    @missm1776 3 года назад +7

    I already forgot how many times I've watched this clip 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 года назад +7

    I think the very first version of his voice change was the best. Perhaps it was because it came out of nowhere, but it really did sound super feminine. I legit thought he was pranking us and got an actual woman to switch with him.

  • @supachatto6052
    @supachatto6052 3 года назад +14

    Its so satisfying and weird at the same time...😳

  • @plutonium09
    @plutonium09 3 года назад +8

    “What’s cat in english?”
    “Meow”

  • @NESSAStrawberry
    @NESSAStrawberry 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes! I love this clip when I first time discovered it at Nemunoki-CH!
    Thank you for the translation! I never thought it'll be translated at all tbh
    Bless u and Kanako 🙏🙏✨✨
    And the fact his mother (illustrator) made that Kanako art in a flash was rlly amusing 👌👌👌👏👏

  • @mae-sb5dt
    @mae-sb5dt 3 года назад +3

    i didn't realize how old this clip was until i noticed kuzu's avatar haha

  • @life-will-change
    @life-will-change 3 года назад +1

    I just saw this video on another website in subtitles in Chinese and I got what they were saying but not the clearest, so thank you for translating this!

  • @HieuNguyen-101
    @HieuNguyen-101 2 года назад +2

    omg , Kanako looks so cute with that voice, hope she will back in 2022
    the Rrah in 3:28 is super kawaii ngl