[ENG SUB] Kanae Reads His Fans Fantasies About Him [Nijisanji]
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2020
- Kanae gets curious about what type of fantasies his fans have about him and asks them to send him some. Turns out for some... unexpected results.
(Was unlisted, will make it public and see how it goes...)
Vtuber: Kanae
/ kanaechannel
Original stream:
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For those of you that don't know what a "marshmallow" is:
It's a way to send messages anonymously! You'll see many vtubers (especially in Nijisanji) and fans using it on Twitter.
That being said, Kanae has closed his for an indefinite period of time for the sake of his mental health so please make sure you're sending nice messages to your biases
I'd like to add something:
If you have to absolutely send one in English, use VERY simple English, try to keep it as gramatically correct as possible (as to make it easier to machine translate should they want to) and if possible, add your own Japanese translation directly in the marshmallow. Unless it's someone with good English (like Yumeoi), it'll be intimidating if it's filled with words they've never seen and internet shorthands.
This is just my 2 cents on the matter of English marshmallows.
@@HeavHo Yes, definitely! Keep it simple and free of memes/slang unless you're to someone well versed in it. They will take what you say literally even if you don't mean to.
Ah, i was wondering why his wasnt available ;_;; i hope he's okay
@@HeavHo yep, i saw some guys send an essay of ~1000 words of hard english and even me have a bit trouble of wtf did he saying, to a indie japanese vtuber.
she confused, trying to read (and gg translate) it but must stop halfway (me too if i was her)
then in the comment, that guy asked/spam (in english and gg jp trans) why she not continue, did she not understand english (lol what). A very bad behavior
I actually talked to soraru since i was a fan and was able to speak to him a few but im quite thankful for it and even got complimented desu!! 😁💕
kanae looks like a bottom but he only has top energy
Power Bottom Kanae
Switch exists
*switch existed*
Switch
明石手 rip switch
letting people draw lewd pics of you is one thing but this guy straight up read his own smut, what a legend
wth is a smut lmao
@@nemuiro15 erotic stories, I belive lol
He's one mad lad 😂
@@regineeufraxia2574 big ass mad lad istg💀
ngl i would do the same
Kanae really just went "okay whos been writing smutty fanfiction of me raise your hand high so i can then read it."
Today is gonna be called Kanae gets his ego stroked for half and hour.
jhkgyg098 That's not the only thing getting stroked for half an hour.
@@user-ty9yp6xq6n stroking the pages of the bible that is
@@iwanttodie9653 AMEN
@@iwanttodie9653 amen
@@iwanttodie9653 *AMENN* (damn that's smooth)
Fujoshi: I prefer KanaexKuzuha
Kanae: *Alright, that's where we draw the line*
"You weren't supposed to do that-"
Can u explain to me who is kuzuha? I'm really new here
季節りおた A guy who's friend with Kanae. Theres alot of clips of them so Im sure youll learn more. Also welcome and enjoy your stay!!
@@huachengxieliantgcf Kuzuha is another nijisanji member. They both the same member who concentrating in games. They are a really close friend and spent a lot of times together.. They also in the same vocaloid group called ChroNoir, with the members only both of them. U can check them out^^ also kuzuha is totally a cutie pie❣
He probably feels weird about it cuz they’re roommates
Damn that lucky bastard get his fanfic voiced by the actual person
I'm so jellyyyy
Ikr!
*insert sickening but curious meme*
@@LSMadness Priest is that u ? we know curiousity kill the cat
Ikr it feels so surreal
😭
I love how he's more annoyed by the genuinely wholesome fantasies than by the depraved ones
Right???? He loves the lewd ones but the wholesome ones he scoffs its so hilarious
I, too, want to be the chair that he kicks when he's raging
And constantly being below him... Aghhhh
Ars no Hachikoi
I-
@@arsnohachikoi1767 Big mood
Ars no Hachikoi mood.
*In the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit-*
Iirc Kanae has a 70% male fanbase
that won't stop us
not my fault hims a cute aight
70% male fanbase, most of lewds making him out to be seme..
I think his fans can have a new term lmao
and that's +1 for the gays
we are all bottoms for kanae
To be fair, if I knew people were fantasizing about me, I'd also love to hear it no matter how weird it is
Same, it's nice to know that a mere thought of me, no matter how weird it is, crosses peoples mind once and a while
And I'll correct my dialogs
I agree wholeheartedly
It's nice to hear someone talking or thinking about me, period. Unless they're badmouthing.
【 bro... 】
You can sense genuine delight from his voice while reading the marshmallows XD
How tf does this shit got 1.4K likes but no comment
@@aldi_the_flash2496 i was wondering that
lurkers be like
LOLOL IMAGINE HAVING YOUR SELFINSERT FIC LAUGHED AT BY THE GUY IT'S ABOUT OOF
GOODBYE
BYE BECAUSE ID DIE
My actual last reason😭
GOODBYEEEEEE
I mean if it’s face to face I will die
But on the other side of the screen maybe not.
i also just realized, the self fanfic used the masculine pronoun "ore".
I ain't gonna lie, i fantasized about him looking at a burning city and goes "gotta go" to which i reply "do you really have to" and then he says "because it's my job to save the world" and leaps from the top of a building.
Edit: I may have accidentally create a fangirl magnet comment. It's working quite well.
⁉️😭
spiderman kanakana 😭😭
😭😭😭
...
im actually screaming oh myg od help 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
see the thumbnail: wtf?
watched the clip: wtf??
felt that
Fr
I was laughing so hard at that ballpen story but then I realized too late it was probably written by a male
The "ore" story from the first one is also by a male, it's kanae we talking about. He is high spec men and woman at the same time
I'm a girl but I can definitely imagine having a boner from pleasure after getting stabbed with a pen by Kanae
@@ivory753 the number of likes when i am seeing this is what you need-
@@ShangMaoo so, 911? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ivory753 yes
Kanae actually makes me question my sexuality.
kanaesexual
Emkito yes
Emkito yes
Even tho i am a straight female he somehow manages to melt and confuse my brain to the point where idek wtf i like anymore....just that he makes me feel things🥴🥴
same. i am a gay girl yet kanae. he's literally my ideal gf and he's not even a girl💀
i really admire how cool he was (and even expecting all of them to be from...?) with male fans fantasies!! in the stream he always pointed out “oh so this one is from a girl huh!” like he just expected the rest to be from men (which they all probably were)(lol). i really admire that ;; hes so chill... also i wonder how many chronoir bl shippers fantasies he was scrolling past LOL seemed like a lot... shame he couldnt talk about those :’D also sounds like he wants to be thought of as a uke more so *takes notes*
UKE KANAE
Ai Sekaino your MIND
@@TheCrystal0817 SWITCH KANAE
Trust me, most of those fanfics are from girls lmao. I write yaoi fanfics too and am proud. 😂😂😂
What's an uke??
Kanae and his fans are wild lol, him asking for those fantasies and the fans sharing them.
this was so embarrassing to listen to i had to keep pausing HSSHDG,,
SJSJX ME I KEEP PAUSING CAUSE I GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT
bruh same this video took me legit a couple of hours to watch LMAO
this is my 2nd time watching and iT STILL HURTS
Me too ;; i just listen "Don't you remember" with his soft voice and i needed to pause it XD
Lmao same i pause like every 5sec
HAHAH KANAE VOICE ACTING THE FANFIC THO.. the fans must be somewhere in heaven rn
He reads his own fan fics, this guy is amazing
i know this man is packing
Kanae emanates bde
exactly
I remember this clip where Akina was talking about how he slept over at Kanae's place irl and had to leave early in the morning because he wanted to kiss him but stopped himself from doing something bad. It only confirmed to me that Kanae is gorgeous irl and is def packing some heat💀💀💀
Maria Rose omg can you give me the link 😭
FR 😭 YOU CANT TELL ME THIS MAN DOESNT RADIATE ABSOLUTE CHAD ENERGY
I'm glad he enjoys reading those and I respect how he's chill with them and can laugh even at the weirdest ones.
though I do admit I'm scared to fantasise about vtuber, I feel like once you've crossed the line there's no coming back
edit.... I thought I'd share a hack
put your phone under your pillow while the audio is playing, it'll feel like your resting on his chest
Lmao that was a quick shift.
lmao this edit
This edit feels lonely.....
I tried it and yes it does.....
HOLY FUCK IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE IT OMGGGG
You die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
Surprised no one submitted joke fantasies where they're in the middle of an overdramatic life-threatening situation and they're just doing something lewd with Kanae
damn that wouldve been hilarious 😭
A wise man once said- 1:27
He is just saying what we all think
That's where we draw the line
🚨🚓👮
4:54 AHHGSHSJSJ THE “nice, I don’t dislike that kinda stuff” STOP PLAYINNNNNNN 🖐🖐🖐🖐 THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING
Isn't this basically selfcest lol
The self insert ones are lmao
He's enjoying this so much 🤣🤣 you like to see our shameful side huh Kanae?
The part abt "rather than fantasizing abt me and kanae, i fantasize abt kanae and kuzuha" really got me 🤣
Thank you for translating! 😊
Damn right 😂
omg, im not the only one XD
I can't beleive this dude straight up asked about his own smuts and fanfics 😅 lol.
I laughed too much, but this is a prime example that most Kanae fans are maso.
What a legend, having a good time while reading other people’s fantasies about himself, I need that kind of shamelessness.
kanae's lowkey implying he wants to read more uke kanae??? your wish is my command, my good sir
Yes I shall do the honor (and not post it on my yt channel only for mah eye)
Man Kanae is having way too much fun with this
I feel like this video is a gentle slap in the face since just a couple nights ago I had a dream where I was dating Kanae bruhh
I think we all had a dream where we were dating Kanae.
Bisexual man here... _sigh_ everyone has dreamt about that... Mans can do some headshot while he can Heartshot us fans ❤️
Kanae: reading the fanfic
Me: getting second hand embarrassment 😳
I respect both the male and female fans who would send those... even if it was anonymous you would need a bit of courage,, or recklessness ig. Kanae is a legend for letting this happen and being so calm about it
i bet the other name he can't say is kuzuha😂 there are so many doujinshi of them lol
Actually, since he said its from a shipper it's probably KanaeYou. Shipper is for BxG cuz the BxB is called fujoshi.
@@Cerita__Dunia eh? i think it's called shipper in general for any kind of ships..
if you actually go to twitter, and found the keywords, they have more than kneyu.
I don't know what is happening with my YT recommendation but this is the third time I clicked on a video about whoever this person is
Ohhh? Do you still watch him?
@@g_jansol3116 I haven't seen any recommendation lately and I forgot their name so I couldn't search them up. I just remember what the character looks like
Thats literally happening to me rn
Ya'll strange my only fantasy of him involves him getting on my Genshin Impact account and whaling for me
And then I thank him
With a kiss
That slowly gets more passionate
And then we break away so I can thank him with a meal
And he asks what's for dessert
And then I say me 😳😤😩😖😏😔
😭😭💀
😆😆😂
😳 🥲
i love how this progressed LMAOAOAOWJJSJS
😆😆👌
3:10 leaving this here for myself lmao
I'm sorry but he give otome voice actor vibe xD
Ngl the self insert one reminds me of the alarm clock otome (forgot the name of the app) 😂😂😂
@@ryunken518 situation bf?
whats sending me is that most of the stories have ore/boku instead of watashi
Not good with JP, what does it mean? :0
ore/boku is used by males, which means most of the marshmallows in the video were sent by males
He sounds so cheeky while talking about fanfictions of him tjfnfjfjc my heart-
Okay but for real though, if I met this man in real life I'd get a cardiac arrest and dissociate from my mortal body in a span of 0.3495 sec.
While I don't fantasize about this dude, I would DIE just to get a hug from him,,, he seems so soft.
I bet he's a big tall man in real life
@@nauka7565 eh~~ i wouldn't really call tall, but i saw somewhere on google that he's about 178cm?? idk
@@hminchyu2142 it would be funnier if he's very tall
My sexuality is being tainted by this smug man, what have I become
Come join the Bisexual Club here my friend ✨
he's the kind of wholesome that's wholesome even when it's not supposed to be wholesome
Gosh I love that he’s having so much fun reading these fantasies and the people who wrote them are amazing 😂 thank you for translating ❤️✨
I read somewhere that Kanae prefers to be the uke in a BL situation, how true is that?? 😂
Depends on the partner
uwaaaaaa, an uke kanae? what a dream
Where did you read that from? I don't remember seeing kanakana say that even once :/
his audience is really creative
This was hilarious lol
I can honestly say I have had "fantasies" about Kanae too but not like those he mentioned in this stream. I'm studying digital art and communication with a focus on Film and TV so I usually come up with scenarios or stories about the stuff I watch on a regular basis. Kanae is my favorite VTuber so naturally I have put some thought about how an anime featuring him and other VTubers from Nijisanji would play out. The most interesting "plot" I could come up with had the VAs behind their respective VTuber live a day in what would be the "storyline" or "lore" for each character, Isekai style.
Thanks for the translation!
To the person who submitted the marshmallow about their life hack of blasting Kanae’s stream.. I will now be taking that life hack once I live by myself 😂
I've been kinda binging on his videos after stumbling upon one and honestly, I can't get a read on him, but he sounds scary lol. I don't know anything about gaming etc but it's fun watching these videos.
Honestly, same
I don't even know Japanese but it's entertaining to watch those videos
It's nice to know that wanting to be kicked, punched, strangled or cursed at by the people you like is a universal "kink" 💀💀
5:00 when he said he likes that kinda stuff ////
someone give kanae a voice acting job the way he played that fanfic OUT. a legend
Kanae reads smut about himself is cool and all but THAT LIFEHACK THO. WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT IT SOONER.
"Rather dream about Kanae and Kuzuha, than Kanae and me" Why not both??? I just had a dream that I was playing FPS games with them and Kuzuha said something that really made me laugh and Kanae instantly started hardcore teasing me about how I was 'too easy to please' so..... Take that as you will.
this was so fun to watch lmaooooo kanaetai 200iq life hacks. and the stabbing ball point pen... i was expecting something like this but this is better lmaooo thank you for your hardwork!
oh they must've been so over the moon to hear him read his dialogue personally. Also I really get that blasting in the bg thing! Having them on in another part of the room in the bg makes for an immersive experience. This is also a lot of good material loll dont mind me saving this
"I'm good at forgetting things"
everyone else: Kanae-san *we know.*
'and he stabbed me with a ballpoint pen'
HOLY SHI- IM GETTING WEAK HERO VIBES
(its a webtoon)
Imma be honest
About half of my fantasies are just wholesome cuddles
He just looks so warm and huggable TwT
Mines like that too. Half of them are wholesome and half of them are... Questionable. Not NSFW, but something questionable... Yeah let's not just talk about those lmao
HDJSJSHS KANAE DONT BE SHY READ THOSE CHRONOIR FICS FOR US
I CAN’T TAKE THISSSSS. I’m laughing so hard, cringing so hard, and also pausing the video constantly. How does anyone have the courage to either read or send those????
‘Yours is a softball’. I love this translation, perfect
In fantasies? Yes , every night
Don't judge me, I can't be the only one..
I bet Kanae is a big tall man in real life ahahah
This is the one Kanae video I've been avoiding and now that I'm watching I can barely get through it. It's absolutely hilarious but the 2nd hand embrassment is immense 😖🤣
kanae putting on the soft voice like at 2:20 makes me WEAK
His voice is so lovely ahhhhhhhhh
Welp, that's enough Vtuber videos for today.
Also, thanks for the translation るみん, keep up the good work!
i wonder... if Kanae sneak in to read some fanfic about him and then he need this for some research. xD
I love that he has a sense of humor
He started off saying "it could be playing games or going to the park", little did he know 😭😭
youtube keeps putting this on my recommendations and I CLICK👏EVERY👏TIME👏
"There doesn't seem much of me on the bottom"
Me:your wish is my command.
Other influencers/celebs: "Dont write fanfics its disgutings"
Kanae "How was I?"
XD I adore this man
I am ever impressed how so many vtuber tl clips have gone so far without a single dislike. It's been a week and it's still zero. Maybe in the future there will be or this comment will stir up the rebellious spirit in some of you, but as of right now it's incredible.
"Do you not remember?" HAHAHHAHA
I'm crying when he starts to read the smuts
I like how most of them are from guys
Truly a legend amongst men. Though tbh I wouldn't mind looking through stuff people would write about me, if they were to write about me. It's actually pretty curious and I've outgrown the 'NO IT'S FILTH' part of me long ago.
In fact, I'd be correcting grammar, spelling and punctuation whilst reading it.
this has to be the 4th/5th time I watch this video omg 😭😭 it's impossible to not laugh w it lololol... i was scrolling thru the channel to see a few vids and feel a bit better since I've been down lately :,) don't know if I've ever said this but thank you for translating the clips!! 🙇🏻♀️🤍
5:08 "Nice, I dont dislike that" HELP??2&:$/7: HE RLLY JUST MADE THIS STREAM TO STROKE HIS OWN EGO IM LAUGHING SO HARD
The bed situation is killing me lmfao, sounds like something I'd think off with my waifu. I think a lot of the advices they gave such as putting it in the bathroom, having bad audio quality and such is really useful in our daily lives if we listen to their streams. Yeah people really are interesting, I can't even compare to their imaginations.
i had to look away every 5 seconds due to second hand embarrassment 💔
7:21 soooo guys also huh... Ii ne. I also think Kanae is seme. Like a teasing type. un un
𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁 has entered the stream
WHEN THE LIGHTING CHANGED AS KANAE GOT MORE SERIOUSHGDSJHHKJD
Okay...now I need to look up some Kanae smut
Sauceeeeeee? 👀
He's a legend for reading his own smut fanfics💀
is there anything he's ashamed of?! im fucking dying here and he's so chill XD
1:27 LOL WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE
I’m shook how is he so casual about this. I would have never suspected, I’m literally dying of embarrassment as he reads these because second hand embarrassment 😂
The one who had a pain + degradation + foot kink is an mvp fr XD
3:11 saving this for my mental stability😭✨ ilysm kanae
The train one was so sweet! I died when Kanae said, "ill worry, ill worry alot..." Kanae must have made that person's day lolol^^!
THS MAN REALLY READ SMUT OF HIMSELF I CAN'T-
I now understand his personality
kanaes mouth mechanics never fail to impress me hes so good at enunciating
omg this is the first time i see a clip of a VTuber and immediately fall in love