Livers you don't want as a boyfriend ranking[nijisanji eng sub]

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @_skyfullofstars
    @_skyfullofstars 4 месяца назад +1433

    Akina really considered his reasons for not wanting to date his super busy crush, Kanae. LMAOOOOOO

    • @AzuraUzuki
      @AzuraUzuki 4 месяца назад +33

      I think so too!!😅

  • @mako7161
    @mako7161 4 месяца назад +1049

    Mashiro just proving the rankings are correct LMFAOOFKDK

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 4 месяца назад +1005

    Kanae sounds like an amazing and considerate partner but he has this... *aura* around him lol 😂 I rlly get why he can seem intimidating

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 месяца назад +110

      i think you just need to be more intimidating than kanae and you'll be fine as long as you're also very independent

    • @eitsukun
      @eitsukun 4 месяца назад +202

      Yugo who got to meet him irl before during a liver party said this exact same thing where he truly did have an aura even among other nijisanji livers. He would look into their eyes when holding coversations and made sure to talk to each and every one of them personally... I think he's truly an amazing person even irl 🫣

    • @uriel4290
      @uriel4290 4 месяца назад +135

      right??? it's not because he's a bad guy, but because of his attentiveness and sincere hope to reach out with everyone so that eye contact, communication skills, friendliness combine with his trolling vibes with Kuzuha makes him intimidating.. Intimidating in the way of he's too amazing😂... Other than that, I cann see Kanae falling for a woman who can subdue him, hmm yes yes very much

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 месяца назад +68

      @@uriel4290 i think he's just a little gremlin entertaining himself with his power to roleplay various characteristics to induce certain responses in the people who are with him or watching him, he always seems to have so much fun messing with people or being a babu babu weirdo

    • @MsDj03
      @MsDj03 4 месяца назад +35

      @@uriel4290 Charisma! It's the charisma that the man just oozes out of his pores

  • @bloomy2121
    @bloomy2121 4 месяца назад +335

    Viewer: I feel like he'd punch me while smiling
    Kanae, instead of saying he wont punch her: You can't tell if I'm smiling when I punch you

  • @lavenderbloom_blues
    @lavenderbloom_blues 4 месяца назад +535

    Kanae and Lauren going all out with the defending after Mashiro said boob job 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @npc_unavailable
    @npc_unavailable 4 месяца назад +668

    Mashiro really went all in 😭

    • @luhlawin6242
      @luhlawin6242 4 месяца назад +45

      He's all the way in😂

    • @eviltteoki
      @eviltteoki 4 месяца назад +42

      he thought he's already in why not live in it and things got worse 😂

  • @YuffiesRoko
    @YuffiesRoko 4 месяца назад +654

    i cried laughing at mashiro's response and kanae and everyone jumping in to be like no no no don't do that this is a joke!!!!! thank you for translating 😂

  • @NichinoseKenjiEverLand
    @NichinoseKenjiEverLand 4 месяца назад +227

    Mashiro "boob job" rlly got me LMAOO I WAS SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD

  • @devilvocano420
    @devilvocano420 4 месяца назад +479

    Mashiro saying some crazy things lol

  • @chuuwuyal2272
    @chuuwuyal2272 4 месяца назад +171

    The way they all scrambled to Mashiro's defense😭😭😭

  • @srishtis6209
    @srishtis6209 4 месяца назад +321

    Honestly, when I thought about who I'd rank as the ideal boyfriend, my immediate first thought was also Akina. He's so loveable, SO fun, and really emotionally intelligent and attentive. He acts a goof but definitely would be the guy half the class has crushed on at some point. And bro was immediately ready to die for all his new girlfriends lmao.

    • @ying-shijie
      @ying-shijie 2 месяца назад

      He's like that 10/10 green flag guy on Instagram 😂

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 4 месяца назад +416

    they mind broke Lauren and Mashiro lmaooo rip 😂
    I hope they do this again, this really is entertaining w

  • @Crosshill
    @Crosshill 4 месяца назад +240

    kanae gives off a lot of sadist vibes for a masochist..

  • @liv9293
    @liv9293 4 месяца назад +244

    I don't really watch the jp livers but I don't shy away from their clips, so I don't know a lot about each liver. Hearing Mashiro talk in the first few moments had me questioning, "why is he number one???" Only for him to prove the scoring right 😭😭😭😭 I see exactly why now

  • @bellaPadme
    @bellaPadme 4 месяца назад +121

    25:00 he just staring cutely at the screen after saying some crazy thing LOL

  • @Reeritsu
    @Reeritsu 3 месяца назад +50

    I think akina putting himself at no 1 already shows that he’s actually a very considerate guy, and that’s clearly apparent to the viewers who ranked him last

  • @Max-fl3lh
    @Max-fl3lh 4 месяца назад +197

    Mashiro had experience mind broke 😂 and had to accept it

  • @softae6767
    @softae6767 4 месяца назад +47

    LMAOOO MASHIRO, IROAS AND KANAE GOT SOME CRAZY RESPONSES LMFAOOO

  • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
    @user-ri7wz7rveus4r 4 месяца назад +342

    24:56 the way everyone just immediately jumped to damage control mashiro LMAOOOO
    also i don't really watch him because i don't see that many clips of him but any fans of his, how is he usually like? how is his personality and what kinda streamer is he? his specialty/charm/talents? please lmk if you read this

    • @wuxians
      @wuxians 4 месяца назад +275

      his cute voice and appearance makes his weirdness a bit endearing but he's still a weirdo lol. he's also been into a lot of fucked up shit irl that it sort of desensitized him to a lot of things. he's known as THE horror/supernatural vtuber. that's one of his specialities i think. no one else can stomach a lot of the shit he sees or do for fun. his charm is probably the contrast between his cute image and his not-so cute interests.
      he plays into the "gross otaku" role a lot (as seen in this video); guy who's into loli games, big boobs and says females instead of women- but he can be really sweet outside of this schtick. his interactions with melissa and hayama show this! he's v patient, caring and attentive. he did say before that he'll graduate once he gets a girlfriend (so he can spend more time with her). i have a feeling he'll stick true to his words.

    • @CrowKyuu
      @CrowKyuu 4 месяца назад +81

      Dont know much about general personality since I mostly just watch his clips but um Imo
      Horror/Unsettling lovers will definitely like a bunch of his contents
      For me I thoroughly enjoy his singing, covers n karaokes stuff
      Edit oh gosh couldnt say it since it might scare away a potential fan but its all trueeeeeeeee he is a big simp not in a normal level but big time simpin

    • @FujisakiChihiro55
      @FujisakiChihiro55 4 месяца назад +109

      He has 2 side.
      On one hand he's a horror enthusiast that even other members considered him to be an enigma, he used to stream a lot of questionable horror stuff so much so that RUclips nuked his old channel out of existence 2 years ago.
      And then on the other hand he's a pervy otaku who love boobs so much (and butts also recently), this traits of him isn't exactly a new information for a long time fans but it became widely known because of his Blue Archive's playthrough.

    • @epicnami8007
      @epicnami8007 4 месяца назад +42

      ⁠​⁠@@wuxians​​⁠^^^ to this!! mashiro is a little weirdo but he’s really interesting if u check him out!! i also really like his singing too!!

    • @Kou_kishin
      @Kou_kishin 4 месяца назад +45

      @@FujisakiChihiro55 his old channel was nuked due to the weird youtube p*rnbot surge back then, not because of horror content. Bots kept spamming sus links and bannable words/key phrases in his chat (as well as many other ppl's chats), then youtube saw it as a violation of their policies, nuked mashiro's channel, and refused to look into it after anycolor asked them to review/reconsider. Once they understood there's virtually 0 chance his old channel will be back, he had to start over on a new one lol

  • @chayanneenjoyer6461
    @chayanneenjoyer6461 4 месяца назад +97

    24:53 when you make Warawa do that look you know something really strong was said lmao

  • @leanne-fw1tc
    @leanne-fw1tc 4 месяца назад +114

    thank u for translating!! the way everyone tried to save mashiro at the end wwww

  • @K_Q_Cream7168
    @K_Q_Cream7168 4 месяца назад +36

    9:25 Personal Timestamp for Akki happily voice replied all comments. Also thank you for translating!!🎉

  • @frandemonium
    @frandemonium 4 месяца назад +50

    "STREAM MORE" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 4 месяца назад +46

    Btw, if you’ve watched the list before this one you’d really appreciate that Akina ranked highest in this survey ☺️😭 Akinya love ❤️

  • @CrowKyuu
    @CrowKyuu 4 месяца назад +101

    Omg HAHAHAHAHA I already knew it was gonna be mashiro at top
    the comments were on spot too
    This is why alot of his clips are hilarious af

  • @cotenkai1318
    @cotenkai1318 4 месяца назад +28

    16:27 Kenmochi clearly hate arguing and not into communication😂😂😂 “u do u, i did mine” things

  • @pidgey_
    @pidgey_ 4 месяца назад +89

    it’s so funny when everyone gets so loud here 24:56 🤣 and rore seriously went crazy he accepted being second with a violent mindset hahaha why is he trying to fight them all 🤣🤣 thank you for the clip and translation!! this was so fun and interesting hahaha

  • @Random-rl8ln
    @Random-rl8ln 4 месяца назад +48

    I kept dying from laughter like my cheeks hurt so bad omg it was plot twist responses after plot twist the closer the list got to no.1 I can’t 🤣🤣

  • @Chris-vy7yk
    @Chris-vy7yk 4 месяца назад +27

    Thanks for the translation! Everyone doing damage control and then there is Mashiro 草

  • @_Liam__
    @_Liam__ 4 месяца назад +122

    24:50 wow, that was unexpected
    25:52 LOL

  • @komos3719
    @komos3719 3 месяца назад +10

    Mashiro trying to defend himself only to trip and fall immensely lmfao

  • @Random-rl8ln
    @Random-rl8ln 4 месяца назад +46

    Ahhh been trying to look everywhere for more translations of this stream!! Seriously thank you for your hard work this was a really long clip as well😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

  • @happiness.9909
    @happiness.9909 4 месяца назад +21

    i keep on getting distracted by yumeoi's bird laugh lol

  • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
    @user-ri7wz7rveus4r 4 месяца назад +19

    Thank you for translating these kinda long episodes😭❤️❤️

  • @littlemingchan1412
    @littlemingchan1412 4 месяца назад +33

    16:26 i really like kenmochi and his philosophy ,, ahhh this level of self affirmation juhhuhu want

  • @Frog_kaeru
    @Frog_kaeru 4 месяца назад +8

    As someone who follows Mashiro, I was seriously shocked by Akina’s ranking w

  • @meowmeowwie
    @meowmeowwie 4 месяца назад +11

    the more mashiro talks the more everyone think he deserves that spot😭

  • @longanhoneytea
    @longanhoneytea 4 месяца назад +8

    akina's comments after every viewer response is so funny 😭

  • @lilyofthevalley7561
    @lilyofthevalley7561 4 месяца назад +13

    these laughs, i'm crying 😭
    10:35
    14:01

  • @azure9242
    @azure9242 4 месяца назад +8

    Thank you for the long clip!! watched this after having a bad day and it really makes me feel better!!! please do more of this because I really want to catch up and watch more of niji JP with how entertaining they are but I'm not nihongo jouzo ueueue

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 4 месяца назад +19

    3:26 People love, Orihara Izaya haha

  • @a_nom_3545
    @a_nom_3545 4 месяца назад +8

    THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATION 😭 Pls do more!!

  • @dion8723
    @dion8723 3 месяца назад +5

    The way the others had to save mashiro from getting enjoud 😂😂

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 месяца назад +1

    Ririmu's cheerful "i hate that!! ✨" after kenmochi spoke 😂
    16:21

  • @maiyu1145
    @maiyu1145 4 месяца назад +12

    ain't no way Mashiro just said that LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭

  • @mihaelk.myriad
    @mihaelk.myriad 4 месяца назад +6

    thank you so much for translating, I've been searching for the translation of this stream. thank youuuu

  • @PrimeroJinJusuke
    @PrimeroJinJusuke 3 месяца назад +4

    No wonder Akina is last place in the narcissism ranking.

  • @Cecilliis
    @Cecilliis 3 месяца назад +2

    When she yelled "you're the worst!" in 24:56 is just so funny for me

  • @yamdechu
    @yamdechu 4 месяца назад +8

    3:23 not the izaya reference lmaoo 😭🤣

  • @mercuryminari
    @mercuryminari 2 месяца назад +2

    mashiro didnt even try im crying dude

  • @kan_nak-f2p
    @kan_nak-f2p 4 месяца назад +17

    ty for translating this clip

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 месяца назад

    Akina had me howling omg bless you for the hard work

  • @RAMUDAAMEMURA-n9k
    @RAMUDAAMEMURA-n9k 13 дней назад

    FEMALE IS WILD LMAO 😭CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE NEXT MASHIRO STREAM

  • @loykunEX
    @loykunEX 2 месяца назад +3

    I was rooting for Mashiro until 24:54

  • @mizuki_sama
    @mizuki_sama 3 месяца назад +6

    da heck this clip is almost 27mins but feels like i’m watching an 8mins video. I FREAKING ENJOYED IT. thank you for translating this

  • @meowmeowwy
    @meowmeowwy 3 месяца назад +2

    lauren's side comments on kanato are so funny www

  • @tetrisick
    @tetrisick 4 месяца назад +22

    No matter how much time will pass, Kanae is always scary
    Tysm for translation!

  • @AKuhimitsu
    @AKuhimitsu 3 месяца назад +2

    At first I understood the title "Livers you don't want..." as in the human organ. I was confused for a bit 😂

  • @Aozora210
    @Aozora210 3 месяца назад

    Ngl among these guys I want to date Kenmochi and Mashiro the most 😂
    Thank you for translating and subbing the clip!

  • @shues.4head
    @shues.4head 4 месяца назад +7

    Thank you for the clip! I know that these long clips really take time, but could you also please clip the narcissist segment? Only if you are interested tho, thank you!

  • @riiiriinn617
    @riiiriinn617 4 месяца назад +16

    Mashiro.... I cant defend u anymore😔

  • @pupseus
    @pupseus 4 месяца назад +8

    I would never want to date Kenmochi or someone like him. (He is my kamioshi)

  • @lu-tc8bv
    @lu-tc8bv 4 месяца назад +3

    Thanks for the translation!!!❤❤

  • @chayanneenjoyer6461
    @chayanneenjoyer6461 4 месяца назад +82

    Like I said in the last video, those Blue archive streams really ruined Mashiro lol, but in this ranking I think Lauren and Mashiro should be switched because the reasoning is just "boobs" for one but the other is "violence, harassment, abuse"

    • @johnnydough7037
      @johnnydough7037 4 месяца назад +13

      one punch

    • @Watarigarasuuuu
      @Watarigarasuuuu 4 месяца назад +8

      poor mashiro
      but yeah i think realistically he should be 2-3 at worst because the competitor is touya who is hardcore lolicon and...lauren...
      sadly mashiro is very bad at communicating in general even for nijisanji liver he made his position worse

    • @johnnydough7037
      @johnnydough7037 4 месяца назад +37

      @@Watarigarasuuuu wth "mashiro is very bad at communicating" 💀you seem to be taking this variety show made for laughs very seriously, i hope u realize they're all making jokes for the bit.

    • @pipiochan
      @pipiochan 4 месяца назад +44

      ​@@Watarigarasuuuulauren is not even bad hes just a heavy smoker and gamer. Thats all

    • @biolifeless150
      @biolifeless150 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@johnnydough7037I have no idea how variety shows work, did they really do a survey or is it all just a bit? Also idk much about these streamers but are they all putting on a character?

  • @zulzul-c1r
    @zulzul-c1r Месяц назад

    Lauren broke down but Mashiro was straight up dismantled

  • @Dreadthrone
    @Dreadthrone 4 месяца назад +3

    touya is very similar to me lmao
    alot of ppl want to be friend with me bully me having fun etc, im too rash and rough on convo lmao

  • @_Liam__
    @_Liam__ 4 месяца назад +54

    Can you make a video about the "who loves himself too much" part?

    • @kagurasuzuclips
      @kagurasuzuclips  4 месяца назад +36

      I thought it wasn't as funny as the first and this part so i don't know, maybe i will if i have the time

    • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
      @user-ri7wz7rveus4r 4 месяца назад +7

      @@kagurasuzuclips 🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀ please

  • @asterayf7757
    @asterayf7757 4 месяца назад +3

    thanks for the subs!!

  • @nekomiruku
    @nekomiruku 2 месяца назад +1

    Mashirrooo stop I cant lmaooo

  • @sidecharacter3449
    @sidecharacter3449 3 месяца назад

    thanks for the translation man.

  • @Ban-ge3zy
    @Ban-ge3zy 3 месяца назад +2

    Don't worry mashiro, i'd date you still

  • @millet_u
    @millet_u 4 месяца назад +9

    poor mashiro 😭😭

  • @pobo8434
    @pobo8434 4 месяца назад +2

    I feel so bad for all of them man...😭

  • @gmastersecret5566
    @gmastersecret5566 4 месяца назад +3

    it's funny one of the reason mashiro at no 1st bcs he play ba but kou got 5th even though he stream ba a lot more lol

    • @Humandefect
      @Humandefect 4 месяца назад +10

      Mashiro collab wayyyy less than kou does even with the boys. Mashiro only recently does more collabs so they have less knowledge about Mashiro interaction with other girl livers. Also kou collabs a lot with Ririmu and his weird way of thinking makes him able to understand Ririmu point of view in their talk collabs which most other livers cannot

  • @Spoonspewn
    @Spoonspewn 4 месяца назад +7

    The plot twist

  • @zzzkeiii
    @zzzkeiii 4 месяца назад +4

    ill have akkey or mochiken as my bf anyday anytime fr

  • @jimby7080
    @jimby7080 4 месяца назад +5

    10:35
    12:41
    14:01

  • @アユ-p4j
    @アユ-p4j 4 месяца назад +9

    rore just being kusogaki when receiving the negative comments HAHAHHA.
    also binge wondering why they keep telling mshiro to say "onnanoko/josei" instead of onna? is onna a bit harsh or smt?

    • @qqq33e
      @qqq33e 4 месяца назад +7

      it's the same as referring to women as "females"

  • @20meu21
    @20meu21 2 месяца назад

    3:44 7:54 10:47 12:40 my heart when I hear what he said 📈📈📈📈
    15:11 same but...

  • @schokoladereee
    @schokoladereee 3 месяца назад +1

    I mean I can kind of guessing the big three from the audience would be either Kenmochi, Lauren or Mashiro. Lol

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 месяца назад +12

    MY BOY MASHIRO GOT DONE DIRTY

    • @Itzzh3l3N
      @Itzzh3l3N 4 месяца назад +1

      REALL😭

    • @28_futaba
      @28_futaba 12 дней назад

      nah but be fr he sometimes gives off incel vibes 😭 i still watch him tho

  • @Xemphas
    @Xemphas 4 месяца назад +1

    Ririmu is too cute 🥺

  • @basicallyjustabirdnow3616
    @basicallyjustabirdnow3616 2 месяца назад

    when i heard the lauren stuff i was really like "ok, ok, ok, but how much worse can it get"....
    😶

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 месяца назад +1

    22:59
    "FEMALE :D"

  • @Kensuke0987
    @Kensuke0987 3 месяца назад +1

    Man, I feel sorry for Lauren

  • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
    @user-wu8qc9bb3e Месяц назад

    It's just so much like Kanae to have divided opinions about him Lmao. And I'm sure Kenmochi would be in top 3, remembering his loli escapades before Lmao.

  • @vonwaq
    @vonwaq 4 месяца назад +2

    ALL IN

  • @kikavvk
    @kikavvk 4 месяца назад +2

    Thanks for translating. This is one of my favorite streams recently. Also mashiro….

  • @ariel22252
    @ariel22252 4 месяца назад +29

    8:30 thats pretty accurate lmao kenmochi tough love fr "you might grow up stronger"
    16:20
    ty for the clip

  • @rickard486
    @rickard486 2 месяца назад +1

    Lauren 😭😭😭😭

  • @Ichigo29ify
    @Ichigo29ify 4 месяца назад +2

    LMAOOO MASHIROOOO

  • @miksume2434
    @miksume2434 4 месяца назад +4

    What a turn of eventsHAHAHHAHA

  • @アズーサW
    @アズーサW Месяц назад

    I'm mashiro fr

  • @udonpyon173
    @udonpyon173 4 месяца назад +2

    this is hilarious wwww

  • @nee869
    @nee869 4 месяца назад +3

    mashiro is the goat holy shit hes so cool

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 месяца назад

    FeMaLe

  • @vn2709
    @vn2709 4 месяца назад

    24:55 LMAO

  • @zeninji6477
    @zeninji6477 4 месяца назад +1

    What’s mochi’s IQ anyway?

  • @CoFFee-uw5sv
    @CoFFee-uw5sv 4 месяца назад +4

    Lauren nipple boy you are my goat wth HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
    20:22

  • @katiele6042
    @katiele6042 4 месяца назад +5

    Thank you for the translation! Where does Lauren being violent, abusive, moral harassment etc come from??

    • @FujisakiChihiro55
      @FujisakiChihiro55 4 месяца назад +30

      It's just an image that his fans have because of a lot of his covers, he's called "national EX-boyfriend" for a reason.

    • @cotenkai1318
      @cotenkai1318 4 месяца назад +1

      Even though its just fans image of him, but you can saw some of his bad side from his gta pov😂😂