25 Times Dale Gribble From "King of the Hill" Was Woke AF

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Dang it, Dale.
    Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 25 Times Dale Gribble From "King of the Hill" Was Woke AF. The paranoid and hilarious Dale Gribble is easily one of the best characters from "King of the Hill." Dale always seems to have inside knowledge regarding a variety of public concerns such as Global Warming and the Epidemic of Hipsters. Now is he just some random conspiracy nutjob or is he secretly woke AF? Probably just dumb. But we love him anyway and all of his wisdom.
    What was your favorite Dale Gribble moment or quote? Let us know in the comments below!
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  • @masvindu
    @masvindu 5 лет назад +2374

    "I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite" LMAO

    • @adaml3901
      @adaml3901 5 лет назад +14

      I got the dynamite lol jk

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад +55

      I can do even better, I can do it without even using the toilet paper.

    • @hithere2602
      @hithere2602 5 лет назад +2

      @Austin Garner Neat only thing bomb related i did was make a smoke bomb when i was 7 with tinfoil balls and baby powder

    • @sd2096
      @sd2096 5 лет назад +3

      @G0LIATH yeah good thing they weren't so creative before the TSA or we'd all have been bombed out of the sky back in the day. God bless those saviors from terrorism!

    • @handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars
      @handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars 4 года назад +11

      @@sd2096 Funny, TSA let in 96/100 simulated explosive devices in the last tests. Basically useless

  • @Bloombaby99
    @Bloombaby99 2 года назад +38

    Bobby: "Mr. Gribble, who's your all-time hero?"
    Dale: "You are if you get me some smokes!"
    As a chronic smoker, *I felt that in my soul* .

    • @havick27
      @havick27 22 дня назад +1

      If my kids ask who's my favorite, I'd say the one that gets me cigars. During that time, they're not old enough to buy cigars. Then, they think none of them are my favorite. Which in fact all of them are my favorite. Lel

  • @BadPiggy06
    @BadPiggy06 5 лет назад +595

    1:43 Dale used Sand Attack
    *It's Super Effective*

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 4 года назад +19

      Pocket sand!

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 7 месяцев назад

      The only acceptable effectiveness for status moves, of course.

  • @nicolasmedina7642
    @nicolasmedina7642 6 лет назад +271

    What about this gem from "Racist Dawg"
    (Ambulances arrive)
    Dale: They got here awfully quick, especially since I didn't give them our real address.
    (Runs to a fence and then jumps over it)

  • @KrOnIc343
    @KrOnIc343 5 лет назад +209

    Can't say I didn't warn you all! SH-SHAW!

    • @nighthawk8645
      @nighthawk8645 5 лет назад +10

      Rusty Shackleford is his name not Dale Gribble don't you know anything lol

    • @KrOnIc343
      @KrOnIc343 5 лет назад +18

      @@nighthawk8645 no rusty shackleford & dale gribble are "2 different people" do you know nothing???

    • @nighthawk8645
      @nighthawk8645 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah i know he stole Rusty identity lol. I was just thinking that Dale wouldn't use his real name

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 4 года назад +8

      @@nighthawk8645 unless this is actually rusty using a dale account

    • @bobbyhill8860
      @bobbyhill8860 4 года назад +9

      Can I hang out with Joseph?

  • @rustyshackleford9452
    @rustyshackleford9452 4 года назад +32

    I knew it. the government THEY'RE WATCHING ME

  • @godrilla5549
    @godrilla5549 3 года назад +44

    Damn he was so far ahead of us. We all laughed, when we ahould have listened. Be honest after 2020 how many of you feel like Dale?

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 2 года назад +5

      Facts upon facts.

    • @ZetaReticuli_
      @ZetaReticuli_ 2 года назад +3

      I'll raise my hand, but I am speechless.

  • @jaayyy931
    @jaayyy931 6 лет назад +191

    I never knew that about the gold fringe flag. so I looked it up and he's right.

    • @earlleegrace3318
      @earlleegrace3318 6 лет назад +19

      Jay Neal Your name is written in all capital letters on your drivers license. Look up why that is.

    • @Psalm_107.31
      @Psalm_107.31 5 лет назад +6

      Not the only thing he is right about :]

    • @michaelgiza723
      @michaelgiza723 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah. Gotta throw a few truth bombs out there.

    • @michaelfeeney369
      @michaelfeeney369 5 лет назад +1

      Friendship, relationship, companionship, partnership, etc.

    • @Psalm_107.31
      @Psalm_107.31 5 лет назад +1

      @@michaelfeeney369 lmao r u thinking about mlp or furries or is it some other weird anime idk

  • @theodorerooseveltsantlers270
    @theodorerooseveltsantlers270 Год назад +4

    Work a government job, or study the government in the 20th century and you'll basically turn into a closeted version of Dale.

  • @michaelritz2742
    @michaelritz2742 5 лет назад +463

    Guns don't kill people the government does😂😂💯💯

    • @FukBoiKing
      @FukBoiKing 5 лет назад +19

      Michael Ritz he sure is woke on that one

    • @dcrose001
      @dcrose001 5 лет назад +24

      Case in point, anyone that could of testified against Killary are now deceased.

    • @Nemo18777
      @Nemo18777 5 лет назад +2

      “😂😂💯💯”

    • @nellsonstout7001
      @nellsonstout7001 5 лет назад +5

      Michael Ritz remember Waco? Ruby Ridge?

    • @Gingenuity
      @Gingenuity 3 года назад

      @@dcrose001 show proof dumbass. I'll wait.

  • @audiophile1325
    @audiophile1325 Год назад +5

    R.I.P. Dales Voice actor 😥

  • @ct000374910
    @ct000374910 4 года назад +25

    Dale isn't exactly "woke". He's a simple conspiracy nut. Which is still funnier in my opinion.

    • @bradjames891
      @bradjames891 Год назад +4

      When I think of Dale, "woke" is not the term that comes to mind. I know he was patterned after Hunter S. Thompson.

    • @NewCanada
      @NewCanada Год назад

      Social justice is the last thing I think of when I think about this show and I want to keep it that way.

  • @CacoMontero13
    @CacoMontero13 6 лет назад +44

    "To a baby everything can become a weapon, for example, this weapon"

  • @emptiber7253
    @emptiber7253 6 лет назад +15

    You forgot the other gun related woke moment when hank says guns are dangerous and dale asks"Think, your alone in your house. You don't have a gun and someone breaks in... How are you going to shoot him?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pushitsomewhereelse
    @pushitsomewhereelse 4 года назад +10

    “I don’t know what to do with my hands in real life, so that’s why I smoke” I felt that lol

  • @dimetriusfisher1703
    @dimetriusfisher1703 6 лет назад +27

    Pocket sand 😂😂VINTAGE this dude make everything some type of mission

    • @ashburnsdeal
      @ashburnsdeal 5 лет назад +1

      Like when he hit John Redcorn over the head with a lamp in a short house coat and thongs 😂

  • @johngower2208
    @johngower2208 Год назад +3

    Five years on from the creation of this video and woke has the complete opposite meaning

  • @L_A_H_D
    @L_A_H_D Год назад +2

    This ain't woke, just hilarious

  • @logancook5261
    @logancook5261 4 года назад +2

    "How did you know my name..... go to hell"

  • @FluffyBunny9002
    @FluffyBunny9002 2 года назад +1

    "In the future, both men and women will be visiting the gynecologist, but only women will get their moneys worth."

  • @rs72098
    @rs72098 Год назад +1

    Dale should've definitely been a guest on The Alex Jones show. What a missed opportunity.

  • @molonlabe820
    @molonlabe820 3 года назад

    Seriously though. Funny as f*** but every once in awhile he is absolutely spot on. LOL

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 2 месяца назад

    It’s so great to be trembeling from excitement instead of fear

  • @zenithfox04
    @zenithfox04 3 года назад +1

    Dale is like Ron from GTA 5 lmao

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 4 года назад +4

    3:37 to 4:00 Funniest thing Dale has ever said.

  • @kalanicastro4135
    @kalanicastro4135 3 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Gribble: *pocketsand*

  • @origamistars1992
    @origamistars1992 3 месяца назад

    He is not woke, hes unhinged lmao 😂

  • @actually_a_circle
    @actually_a_circle 4 года назад +1

    He's right about computers 🤣

  • @benullom2301
    @benullom2301 3 года назад

    Before the Beavis and Butthead movie, Dale Gribble made me think of Beavis's illegitimate father.

  • @FranssensM
    @FranssensM Год назад

    I have to say this show was well written, well cast, well drawn and exceptionally well acted.

  • @dehe82
    @dehe82 5 месяцев назад +1

    When "woke" meant something completely different

    • @yuritarted9890
      @yuritarted9890 5 месяцев назад +1

      It was ruined by the mainstream media lmao

  • @pyromaniac354
    @pyromaniac354 5 лет назад +4

    He needs a MAGA hat

    • @shockwaverc1369
      @shockwaverc1369 5 лет назад

      hes not into politics and he hates the gov

  • @JarodFarrant
    @JarodFarrant 8 месяцев назад +1

    I think Dell would support the protest against police brutality & the treatment of minorities, says she distrust the garments so much he would see their fight as a fight against the garment which she would gladly join

  • @cain9240
    @cain9240 4 года назад +4413

    Many things I learn from Dale:
    Don’t trust the government
    Question high authority
    Believe in freedom
    And pocket sand

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 года назад +129

      Technically pocket sand isn't considered a deadly weapon, yet very cheap and effective.

    • @jordan_velasquez
      @jordan_velasquez 4 года назад +60

      Shh shh shah!

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 4 года назад +53

      Pocket sand is the most important.

    • @toto-ok3yf
      @toto-ok3yf 4 года назад +35

      Question low authority too.

    • @toto-ok3yf
      @toto-ok3yf 4 года назад +31

      You know, those retards telling everyone to wear masks and distance themselves.

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 4 года назад +1314

    “Someone breaks into your house, and you don’t have a gun, how are you going to shoot him?” - Dale

    • @NoName-ms8jb
      @NoName-ms8jb 3 года назад +78

      He has a point there. You can't shoot bad guys without a gun.

    • @MrAvs-fk6in
      @MrAvs-fk6in 3 года назад +25

      Potato rocket launcher

    • @darkmatter6965
      @darkmatter6965 3 года назад +49

      Use pocket sand

    • @bryanincommiefornia5629
      @bryanincommiefornia5629 3 года назад +31

      @@NoName-ms8jb bow and arrow. Crossbow.
      No, but seriously, can't beat a gun for home defense.

    • @jasonbradberry2017
      @jasonbradberry2017 3 года назад +17

      That’s right out of the nra handbook

  • @DarthRaver-og7qq
    @DarthRaver-og7qq 5 лет назад +2400

    "The only thing that kept me alive was my will to smoke again."
    -Dale Gribble

    • @Boristien405
      @Boristien405 5 лет назад +21

      Damn I just watched that episode too

    • @jasonparsons7653
      @jasonparsons7653 4 года назад +10

      Great quote

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 4 года назад +8

      same bro

    • @chakiaman9375
      @chakiaman9375 4 года назад +2

      Bro same

    • @commanderbastard1993
      @commanderbastard1993 4 года назад +10

      Well, cigarettes for me working through the hotel industry. They are just like best friends. Sure, it will kill you in the end but right now, it is there for me.

  • @TDIdialgagirl
    @TDIdialgagirl 5 лет назад +2501

    "To an unsuspecting baby, almost anything can become a weapon! For example: this weapon!"
    I spat out my soda!

    • @OMGITZRUFFLZ
      @OMGITZRUFFLZ 5 лет назад +52

      The way he delivers his lines cracks me up

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 4 года назад +17

      Which episode is that from?

    • @5jerry1
      @5jerry1 3 года назад +1

      ~ You should've swallowed it.

    • @ricktmater7486
      @ricktmater7486 3 года назад +4

      Seen this as soon as it played

    • @accyonic
      @accyonic 2 года назад +3

      For me was the pocket sand ahahahahaha

  • @the_honkler778
    @the_honkler778 4 года назад +737

    "guns don't kill people, the government does"
    -Dale Gribble

    • @TheZombiesAreComing
      @TheZombiesAreComing Год назад

      He's not wrong, governments have a long history of committing genocide on their people after disarming them.

    • @JonnyHorseman
      @JonnyHorseman Год назад +17

      (Cough) Waco

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 Год назад +2

      @@JonnyHorseman (Cough) Humans still pulled the triggers

    • @JonnyHorseman
      @JonnyHorseman Год назад +9

      @@unnamed715 (Cough) Banning the triggers won't solve the problem

    • @JerryDaPlatypus
      @JerryDaPlatypus Год назад +5

      @@unnamed715 (cough) Does setting fire to a building count as pulling a trigger?

  • @cassieh5506
    @cassieh5506 5 лет назад +1080

    "Dale, this is Texas. It's already 115 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'll kick your ass!"

    • @misaelgomez2941
      @misaelgomez2941 4 года назад +14

      I wonder if Hank ever did kick anyone’s ass. I can not recall lol 😆

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 4 года назад +34

      @@misaelgomez2941 He kicked Jimmy Wichard's ass.

    • @misaelgomez2941
      @misaelgomez2941 4 года назад +12

      Landon Cooper haha that’s right . I just now remember the acupuncture dr also.

    • @1Shai3Hulud8
      @1Shai3Hulud8 3 года назад +22

      I think the next best "I'm gonna kick your ass" moment was when he told some dude with a ponytail that he was gonna tie the long hairs of his head to the short hairs of his ass and kick him down the street.

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 3 года назад +4

      *110

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 6 лет назад +2293

    The Chinese are making their move.

    • @selenesimpson3145
      @selenesimpson3145 6 лет назад +9

      China's not but Russia and North Korea are

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 6 лет назад +49

      @@selenesimpson3145 China's expanding in the sea I call that a move

    • @selenesimpson3145
      @selenesimpson3145 6 лет назад +1

      @@bryanmartinez6600 I didn't know that. So all 3 then

    • @DavidSmith-lv8mr
      @DavidSmith-lv8mr 6 лет назад +3

      +SELENE SIMPSON you know not what you speak of.

    • @nippynips5822
      @nippynips5822 6 лет назад +21

      SELENE SIMPSON China is currently colonizing Africa

  • @smkbuda18
    @smkbuda18 5 лет назад +2543

    When I was younger Dale was my least favorite character, but now that I've grown I understand him.

    • @fochiqui
      @fochiqui 5 лет назад +64

      smkbuda18 meanwhile red corn is banging his wife and he’s raising johns son....
      Fitting for this presidency..seeing as how conspiracy theorists see trump as some sort of savior

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 5 лет назад +111

      @@fochiqui heard any good Trump / Russia conspiracies lately. 2 years and no evidence but I'm sure they'll get him eventually lol.

    • @jonathanh.2038
      @jonathanh.2038 5 лет назад +59

      @@The_child-catcher Don't worry! Once we have his highschool grades, we will have blimpf impeached for sure!
      *curls in fetal position, suckling bottle'o government handouts*

    • @jackgray2419
      @jackgray2419 5 лет назад +31

      Fernando Chiqui We don't see trump as a savior. Who the hell told you that?

    • @lordromanyx
      @lordromanyx 5 лет назад +18

      He's always been my favorite

  • @Devil0027
    @Devil0027 4 года назад +1913

    I was a teenager when King of the Hill came out. Now that I’m older, Dale seems way less crazy and that’s scary

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 года назад +77

      I wonder just how out there I was as a kid, because I always thought he was normal as hell lol

    • @milesmorales5929
      @milesmorales5929 3 года назад +16

      Bruh same

    • @Summer-rj9ms
      @Summer-rj9ms 3 года назад +6

      It should be scary coz it means you're an idiot

    • @droptherapy2085
      @droptherapy2085 3 года назад +34

      Idk he seems considerably more insane. Like he's actually delusional

    • @napalmstickylikeglue
      @napalmstickylikeglue 3 года назад +17

      Maybe it's the way I was raised....but he didn't seem crazy when I was younger. Now that I'm older, I understand him more.

  • @mikehm140
    @mikehm140 5 лет назад +742

    Mugger: "Give me your wallet!"
    Me: "POCKET SAND!"
    Thank you master Shackleford.

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 3 года назад +5

      What, no "I don't know you!"?

    • @weaksignal8009
      @weaksignal8009 3 года назад +4

      That's my purse

    • @Professor__S
      @Professor__S 2 месяца назад

      I knew someone who carried quarters in his pocket. He mastered the art of cuppling the coin in his index finger and flinged them with such volocity that he could break glass windows😂

  • @aaronlandry3934
    @aaronlandry3934 5 лет назад +4018

    For every time that Dale says a crazy conspiracy theory that’s wrong, he says an even crazier one that is not wrong

    • @saeedbaig4249
      @saeedbaig4249 5 лет назад +63

      Which ones were wrong and which ones weren't?

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 5 лет назад +144

      @@saeedbaig4249 Eggxactly

    • @erico.3870
      @erico.3870 5 лет назад +147

      It's a way for the writers (or intelligence community) to blackwash conspiracy theories.

    • @tork9646
      @tork9646 5 лет назад +23

      @@saeedbaig4249 The one about putting kidneys on pizza.

    • @Astromyxin
      @Astromyxin 5 лет назад +155

      @@saeedbaig4249 The gold fringed flag one is 100% real.

  • @andorchadas7407
    @andorchadas7407 Год назад +175

    Rest in Peace Johnny Hardwick. You'll be dearly missed. The King of the Hill revival won't be the same without the crazed ramblings of our favourite conspiracy theorist 😞

    • @omarcervantes7756
      @omarcervantes7756 Год назад +5

      I wonder how they will handle his death in the show. He was my favorite character😢

    • @TheFrostbite324
      @TheFrostbite324 Год назад +9

      @@omarcervantes7756I feel like they could do a clever gag where his voice is different because of the copious amounts of cigarettes.

    • @tlehman5608
      @tlehman5608 Год назад +13

      He had 6 episodes completed. Rumor is they will hold auditions to replace him, as he had 2 friends who did the voice rather well. So fingers crossed!

    • @TreyAnderson528
      @TreyAnderson528 Год назад +3

      This is how I find out. RIP friend

    • @Cj-ou8jq
      @Cj-ou8jq 2 месяца назад

      @@omarcervantes7756government issued assassination. But thats what he would say in like a video-will meanwhile it would probably be cancer or something on account of the smoking

  • @JesusChrist-tg9qn
    @JesusChrist-tg9qn 5 лет назад +1618

    F - fix
    O - it
    R - again
    D - Tony

    • @khill4491
      @khill4491 5 лет назад +80

      He really meant to say found on road dead

    • @leesherman100
      @leesherman100 5 лет назад +64

      Big Money Wasted. BMW.

    • @cjg8763
      @cjg8763 5 лет назад +71

      Fix or repair daily

    • @Spas176
      @Spas176 5 лет назад +27

      Fix our rides dummy

    • @HermiesHome
      @HermiesHome 5 лет назад +11

      Hank’s truck really just needed Leadership all along

  • @rivercritter533
    @rivercritter533 5 лет назад +735

    "Your fly is down."
    "It's my yard."

  • @flamu9183
    @flamu9183 3 года назад +110

    “Your fly is down,”
    *”It’s my yard.”*

    • @chungus100
      @chungus100 6 месяцев назад

      Lib-ma gets owned by freethinker!!!

  • @billdagrasshawking
    @billdagrasshawking 6 лет назад +905

    my God, I think I grew up an became Dale without even realizing it.

  • @runnofff
    @runnofff 6 лет назад +993

    "I wish the government would ban itself" me too Dale, me too.

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 5 лет назад +12

      Looks like you got your wish lol

    • @seanoleary4374
      @seanoleary4374 5 лет назад +9

      Should've voted for Ron Paul lol

    • @theamericanway4698
      @theamericanway4698 5 лет назад +5

      Not possible. That's what the Second Amendment is for.

    • @nickmoser7785
      @nickmoser7785 4 года назад +2

      "I wish the government would ban itself" Mises Institute

    • @livewire2759
      @livewire2759 4 года назад

      @@theamericanway4698 "For, of and by THE PEOPLE... We are the government, the government doesn't exist without us. Let's ban it.

  • @wesleypatterson3277
    @wesleypatterson3277 3 года назад +320

    "I think its made by Pafizer" Pfizer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 even dale is questioning the drug company..

    • @sammorss7548
      @sammorss7548 3 года назад +23

      I was looking for someone who caught that!!! Its kind of strange that he said something about Pfizer

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 3 года назад +35

      @@sammorss7548 they're big pharma, what kind of self respecting conspiracy nut wouldnt have a theory about them?

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +8

      @@sammorss7548 Pharma has always been the boogie-man, and "chemicals" just in general.. it's been a thing at least since they put fluoride in the water (see: Dr. Strangelove, Gen. Jack Ripper). :)

    • @chowderwhillis9448
      @chowderwhillis9448 3 года назад +3

      @@linusp9316 or maybe Bayer the giant german drug company which literally used Holocaust victims as test subjects but go on legitimizing such acts buddy…

    • @chowderwhillis9448
      @chowderwhillis9448 3 года назад +3

      @@linusp9316 not like anyone on the planet ever had to fear their own government right not like the Hebrews have been given a straight hand by multinational European corporations….

  • @Originella
    @Originella 6 лет назад +834

    "It's amazing.
    To an unsuspecting baby, almost anything can become a weapon.
    For example, this weapon.
    "

    • @GardragonVT
      @GardragonVT 6 лет назад +23

      Originella that was the best part of this video! Pure comedy!

    • @farmerwithashotgun8523
      @farmerwithashotgun8523 6 лет назад +2

      Originella bobby!?

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 6 лет назад +4

      "At level 2 the egg could go right through a barn door. Two barn doors, if one of them's open."
      "I know how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite."

  • @cdowg187
    @cdowg187 5 лет назад +662

    It's the perfect crime how will they report it? Lmfao

  • @moggioz7165
    @moggioz7165 2 года назад +64

    I love how Dale's voice was deep in the beginning and then got more weasely as time went on

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 11 месяцев назад +20

      The government was putting helium in his cigarettes.

  • @adcparker
    @adcparker 5 лет назад +1000

    “I will not recognize the authority of a courtroom that hangs the gold-edged flag. The gilded edges of a flag signifies an admiralty court.
    An admiralty court signifies a naval court marshal...
    I cannot be court marshaled twice...
    *THAT IS ALL* “

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 5 лет назад +18

      Park The Vanillaman ... Furthermore

    • @ronirojas6487
      @ronirojas6487 5 лет назад +11

      Didn't get that part

    • @placesaroundus
      @placesaroundus 4 года назад +9

      @@ronirojas6487 that is all

    • @thomadbearr4631
      @thomadbearr4631 4 года назад +23

      www.theamericanview.com/is-there-a-significance-of-the-gold-fringe-on-the-american-flag/
      because i wondered too

    • @limasierraone7107
      @limasierraone7107 4 года назад +85

      It was actually pretty spot on. Look up Brittish maritime admiralty law. Pretty much every court room has a flag with gold frenge which simbolizes the authority of British meritime admiralty law. The reason why it applies is because we are all born of water (our mother's womb). In short its the law of the water and we are born of water wich makes us subject to it if we pass the bar in a court room we acknowledge the authority of that court.

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +243

    Dale was actually right about the hipsters.

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort 6 лет назад +782

    Your fly is down.
    ITS MY YARD.
    I’m dead.

    • @nicelady8165
      @nicelady8165 6 лет назад +2

      he'll yeah!!!

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 6 лет назад +17

      Who'll yeah?

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube 6 лет назад +5

      Duddridge1 I will.

    • @clickityclak6111
      @clickityclak6111 6 лет назад +28

      A man's yard is his castle. It's his choice when to leave the old drawbridge down.

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 6 лет назад +8

      It was badass I must say and also manly he stood his ground

  • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
    @BertoxolusThePuzzled 5 лет назад +447

    "I wish the government would just ban themselves, wrap your head around that one"
    Gribble 2020, vote for the crazy you know!

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +8

      But then he'd be part of the government! It's a quandary.

  • @omarlara3506
    @omarlara3506 3 года назад +98

    Item: pocket sand
    Rarity: common
    Description: temporarily blinds enemy

    • @MrEli768
      @MrEli768 3 года назад

      And yet most people don't even realize it's even there 😂😂😂

    • @ragonktwelfthman1311
      @ragonktwelfthman1311 3 года назад +1

      +3 stun. +2 optical damage

    • @EnchantedHerbs
      @EnchantedHerbs 3 года назад

      1D6 + Stun

    • @elijahrobinson2362
      @elijahrobinson2362 2 года назад

      Include some glass in the sand (glass is made from sand) and it’s not temporary.
      Think about it.

    • @Professor__S
      @Professor__S 2 месяца назад

      I knew someone who carried quarters in his pocket. He masterted the art of cuppling the coin in his index finger and was able to throw them and break glass windows😂

  • @InnerCityPoet
    @InnerCityPoet 6 лет назад +1881

    *Pocket Sand*

  • @DonnyDealer
    @DonnyDealer 6 лет назад +489

    “I don’t know what to do with my hands in real life. That’s why I smoke.”

    • @nobdydoh4263
      @nobdydoh4263 6 лет назад +10

      ...and drink.

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 6 лет назад

      was that english

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 6 лет назад

      +really dude ?!

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 6 лет назад

      yeah+really dude I did'nt think it through

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 6 лет назад

      n also I did'nt know u put the username in the first n last tabs +really dude incidentally I do gotta another allias on my p.c so eh

  • @kobejanvicente1686
    @kobejanvicente1686 4 года назад +136

    It's crazy that Dale's voice is lower in the earlier seasons.

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +12

      @John Barber The helium shortage is a government lie: in reality, they're venting helium gas into the atmosphere (for mind control purposes, of course), making our voices higher pitched!

  • @Pats0c
    @Pats0c 6 лет назад +320

    I love it that King of the Hill is still relevant after like almost 20 years.

    • @prestonheck
      @prestonheck 6 лет назад +7

      • Hero it’s simplicity allows it to be absorbed in casual doses

    • @saturn722
      @saturn722 Год назад

      The show is relevant to a select audience that includes you. I can assure you there are many more people that have nothing in common with KOTH or any other show like it.

    • @Zukobeats
      @Zukobeats Год назад +1

      @@saturn722 who gives af

    • @saturn722
      @saturn722 Год назад

      @@Zukobeats yeah. I don’t care if koth is relevant either.

    • @Zukobeats
      @Zukobeats Год назад +1

      @@saturn722 sure you don’t bud

  • @ivanfranco770
    @ivanfranco770 5 лет назад +366

    LMFAO "CANT BE COURT MARSHALLED TWICE THAT IS ALL!"

    • @MrPainkiller616
      @MrPainkiller616 5 лет назад +6

      Makes you wonder what was the first time

    • @AMCguy
      @AMCguy 4 года назад

      @Matthew Sosnicki court's marshalled

  • @LinkofHyrule1996
    @LinkofHyrule1996 4 года назад +105

    Comes up with government theories.
    Doesn't realize his son looks nothing like him.

    • @HypnoChode74
      @HypnoChode74 3 года назад +8

      There’s an interesting theory we’re he does secretly know but he just accepted the out come of it all since he realized divorcing Nancy would actually negatively affect him. Again just an interesting theory

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 3 года назад +1

      Of course he wouldn't , he's an alien

    • @thedoeswiththeare6597
      @thedoeswiththeare6597 3 года назад

      @@jcrowley1985 according to dales theory, his father is actually fertile “space juice”

    • @H3Vtux
      @H3Vtux 3 года назад +5

      @@HypnoChode74 there's also a theory where he knows but pretends not to so that Joseph will grow up loving him to get back at John redcorn

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 2 года назад

      @@Dudameister 😂

  • @davidb5205
    @davidb5205 5 лет назад +631

    "Pla-ce-bo ... I think it's made by Puh-fi-zer" 😂

    • @sergiootero5904
      @sergiootero5904 4 года назад +36

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

    • @Whistlin10Speed
      @Whistlin10Speed 4 года назад +7

      I understand the placebo part but what is the puh-fi-zer part mean 😂

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 4 года назад +24

      @@Whistlin10Speed Pfizer is a pharmaceutical company

    • @sergiootero5904
      @sergiootero5904 4 года назад +24

      @@Whistlin10Speed Dale is mispronouncing the name of pharmaceutical company "Pfizer." The joke is that Dale has never heard of either "placebo" or "Pfizer" and therefore pronounces them incorrectly. Like most conspiracy theorists, Dale doesn't know anything about what he claims to suspect.

    • @Whistlin10Speed
      @Whistlin10Speed 4 года назад +3

      Gotcha that makes sense 😂

  • @Bob-bi4sm
    @Bob-bi4sm 3 года назад +172

    When Dale Gribble turns out to be right about more and more stuff by the day, you know you live in dark times.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 2 года назад +4

      Facts upon facts.

    • @factsdontlie4342
      @factsdontlie4342 Год назад +3

      Puhfizer

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 Год назад +7

      Yeah really. The public likes to laugh at conspiracy theorists but for all the ones that are truly asinine how many of them turned out to actually be true. As for me I’m gonna take what they say with a pinch of salt but I’m certainly not gonna call em crazy.

    • @TheZombiesAreComing
      @TheZombiesAreComing Год назад +1

      @@carsoncasmirri3874
      Wait till Cern's finishes their time machine

    • @danv.872
      @danv.872 Год назад +1

      ​@@carsoncasmirri3874Thank you. I was one of those "crazy conspiracy nuts" who said back in 2020 it came from a lab.

  • @marcw6875
    @marcw6875 6 лет назад +444

    They cut out the best line in #6:
    "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110° in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
    :)

    • @micycles1200
      @micycles1200 6 лет назад +9

      Marc W They also missed "we'll grow oranges in Alaska"

    • @adamfranzen62
      @adamfranzen62 6 лет назад +4

      Even in the first episode of the series, Dale was woke af.

    • @ghostlyme
      @ghostlyme 6 лет назад

      Marc W Still one of my favorite quotes from King of the Hill!

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 5 лет назад

      Marc, I was thinking the same thing. That's one of the few episodes from the first few seasons I remember.

    • @elijahrobinson2362
      @elijahrobinson2362 2 года назад

      It wasn’t included since Dale wasn’t the one speaking.

  • @oldmanonyoutube
    @oldmanonyoutube 5 лет назад +245

    "You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!" -Dale Gribble

    • @thejadedeagle6729
      @thejadedeagle6729 3 года назад +12

      "This course is the feces left behind by shame when it eats too much stupidity!"

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 года назад +7

      Best rant ever

    • @JacobDreemurr
      @JacobDreemurr 3 года назад +3

      A lot of stuff lately makes me envy the deaf and the blind.

    • @brandonruiz7588
      @brandonruiz7588 3 года назад

      Like what?

    • @elijahrobinson2362
      @elijahrobinson2362 2 года назад

      Conservatives when talking to leftists.

  • @landonfanning5076
    @landonfanning5076 6 лет назад +332

    “Computers don’t make errors. What they do, they do on purpose. By now, your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and super market scanner that makes up the global information conspiracy otherwise known as ‘The Beast’”

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 6 лет назад +38

      Landon Fanning The Zucc

    • @greymajickjedi
      @greymajickjedi 6 лет назад +48

      Somehow, recitation of facts has been masterfully camouflaged as a joke.
      BRILLIANT.

    • @landonfanning5076
      @landonfanning5076 6 лет назад +12

      RuleofVicus *squints* It’s my comment...

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 6 лет назад +18

      greymajickjedi I'm going in the opposite direction with the intent. Take something real and make it sound like it's all one big joke. .

    • @fanenthusiast3802
      @fanenthusiast3802 6 лет назад +1

      greymajickjedi it’s why I hate South Park.

  • @Nateyr
    @Nateyr 5 лет назад +200

    “Send an egg through two barn doors if one of them is open” lmao

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 года назад +8

      I can make a 100 dollar bill disappear if you give me one.

  • @Cozmic_Mischief
    @Cozmic_Mischief 3 года назад +52

    Dale Gribble always had that true chaotic energy.

  • @demontorch
    @demontorch 6 лет назад +572

    POCKET SAND

    • @wilsoncalhoun
      @wilsoncalhoun 6 лет назад +8

      Shark fan of the sea
      Sh-sh-shaaah

    • @MCGrassblock210
      @MCGrassblock210 6 лет назад +3

      Now I know what to do if I get attacked.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 лет назад +1

      That move is Naruto af

    • @emileecash9406
      @emileecash9406 6 лет назад

      ccricers Gaara used Pocket Sand😂😂😂

  • @eduardohinojosa8281
    @eduardohinojosa8281 6 лет назад +291

    *"Its amazing to a unsuspecting baby almost anything can become a weapon...for example this weapon"*

  • @hhscadets0925
    @hhscadets0925 6 лет назад +975

    "Placebo. That's the name of the drug. I think it's made by Puh-fizer."

    • @ChillNx2
      @ChillNx2 6 лет назад +17

      M. L. They make good xanz

    • @ChillNx2
      @ChillNx2 6 лет назад +5

      Juan k, thanks.

    • @NotYourAverageNothing
      @NotYourAverageNothing 6 лет назад +13

      I don’t get the puh-fizer part.

    • @reidsmith3002
      @reidsmith3002 6 лет назад +22

      You're an ignoranus

    • @Cretaal
      @Cretaal 6 лет назад +49

      Pfizer: the drug company that makes Viagra, anti depressants, period medication, herpes medication and so forth. Ground 0 for "big pharma" conspiracy theories that think it's going to become Umbrella Corp.

  • @luket1017
    @luket1017 6 лет назад +448

    "Well either its just a crack in the drive way or the Chinese are making their move" 😂😂😂

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 5 лет назад

      We never heard of that part! Thanks for pointing it out.

    • @daltonbearden1903
      @daltonbearden1903 5 лет назад +8

      @@pongangelo2048 Oh, you are that kind of person.

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 5 лет назад

      @Austin Garner
      SJW White Knights are excluded.
      Am I safe now?

    • @elijahrobinson2362
      @elijahrobinson2362 2 года назад

      It’s the Chinese. They waited until Biden was in power.

    • @JesusChristSaves.
      @JesusChristSaves. 2 года назад +3

      @@pongangelo2048 tell me you're 14 without telling me you're 14

  • @FlorianD30
    @FlorianD30 4 года назад +70

    25 Times Dale Gribble From "King of the Hill" Was based AF. There, I fixed your title.

    • @subarunatsuki9374
      @subarunatsuki9374 3 года назад +2

      @Oliver Swanick you are just mad because you didn't get to invent pocket sand for yourself! Lol

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 3 года назад +5

      25 times Dale was a paranoid idiot*. That's fixed. None of these were woke, based, or red pilled.

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 3 года назад +2

      @Oliver Swanick Come on, is that the best you can do?

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 3 года назад +2

      @Oliver Swanick Ok buddy. You did good. You're a special little guy. Good for you.

    • @yungwhop
      @yungwhop 3 года назад +1

      @@Pennsyltucky84 i bet you indulge yourself in online chat rooms with old frisky men

  • @Number1Irishlad
    @Number1Irishlad 6 лет назад +240

    3:09 Its the perfect crime, how will they ever report it?? XD

    • @slayerdearly
      @slayerdearly 6 лет назад +1

      Number1Irishlad lmao XD

    • @Brony459
      @Brony459 6 лет назад +9

      That is a legit good question though.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 6 лет назад

      Number1Irishlad Don't say you study a phylosophy if you don't know who this is.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 6 лет назад +1

      Luuk de Wijse m8 what?

    • @greymajickjedi
      @greymajickjedi 6 лет назад

      +Luuk de Wijse Who the fuck was your reply in response to????

  • @DeadlyPants123
    @DeadlyPants123 6 лет назад +1686

    “Guns don’t kill people, the government does.” Too true

    • @ericmorang3903
      @ericmorang3903 6 лет назад +71

      Anthony Koomen I seriously need a bumper sticker that says that.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 лет назад +77

      Guns cannot kill. They are inanimate objects.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 лет назад +69

      Again they are inanimate

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 лет назад +70

      They can't kill unless someone pulls the trigger

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 лет назад +58

      The let's regulate cars and blame Ford for every person killed by a Ford

  • @christansdad
    @christansdad 6 лет назад +133

    "...this chorus is a feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity..."

    • @wolfdaddy1984
      @wolfdaddy1984 5 лет назад

      That was the best part!

    • @bg6364
      @bg6364 5 лет назад

      I just watched that episode last night 😂

  • @janabug68
    @janabug68 2 года назад +9

    "I think it was made by Pafizer."
    😂

  • @mrspeaker89
    @mrspeaker89 5 лет назад +123

    "You know what they say FORD stands for? Fix it again Tony." 😂
    "You're thinking of a FIAT Dale."😑
    "Fix It Again..."😕

    • @montellove170
      @montellove170 3 года назад +5

      Fiat=fix it again tony 😂😂😂
      Ford=fix or repair daily😂😂😂

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 3 года назад +3

      @@montellove170 Buick-Bootleg Underachieving Incompetent Cadillac Knockoffs

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 3 года назад

      @@pottytheparrot310 Ha!

  • @sheilap1477
    @sheilap1477 6 лет назад +80

    "it's the perfect crime! how will they ever report it?"
    looooooool.

  • @doomslayer9704
    @doomslayer9704 3 года назад +117

    The scary thing is he's right about a lot of the government things

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад +8

      Dale:” It’s happening! The harvest has begun!”

  • @no1Gamemaster
    @no1Gamemaster 6 лет назад +165

    I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite. me: *hey wait a minute!*

    • @CaptainFoufeu
      @CaptainFoufeu 6 лет назад +5

      no1Gamemaster Yeah, what do they need the dynamite for? The roll of toilet paper works great on it's own. And a few of those free chocolate mints you get on hotel pillows.

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 6 лет назад +1746

    Pocket sand!
    *Casualy takes out sand out of pocket and throws at man*

    • @SilentXsNiper13
      @SilentXsNiper13 6 лет назад +41

      trycoldman23 little inside joke I found out by profession. Exterminators crawl under houses. And I always for some reason have sand in my pockets

    • @bazz2438
      @bazz2438 6 лет назад +17

      Found this out as an electrician crawling under houses, crawling flat on your stomach tends to make your pockets scoop up dirt

    • @medarby3066
      @medarby3066 6 лет назад +48

      Welders and metal workers get to use aluminium or steel shaving instead of sand. Metal shavings are the assault rifle version of pocket sand.

    • @themotherflower7910
      @themotherflower7910 6 лет назад +10

      Shi-shaw!

    • @Jitterskull
      @Jitterskull 6 лет назад +3

      O hi there legoboye

  • @antrant7533
    @antrant7533 3 года назад +109

    He's actually right about the Chinese government😂

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +1

      Unfortunately, burrowing straight through the Earth from China won't get you to the US, so it looks like those were just cracks in Dale's driveway. Digging straight down from Texas puts you in the middle of nowhere, in the Indian Ocean between Africa and Australia. Not even close to Chinese territory. :(

    • @darthdragon117
      @darthdragon117 Год назад

      @@linusp9316 that’s what they want you to think!

  • @bassmaster867
    @bassmaster867 5 лет назад +99

    You missed the scene in Death of a Propane Salesman, Dale correctly describes Megalo Mart's (wal mart) dead peasant policy

    • @laurasomebody
      @laurasomebody 5 лет назад

      👍👏

    • @skull577
      @skull577 5 лет назад

      mega man

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +1

      That's been done for far longer than Wal-Mart has been around.

  • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
    @SteveSmith-ty8ko 5 лет назад +119

    Pocket sand!

    • @ItzDrPlow
      @ItzDrPlow 4 года назад

      it looks like your likes are at the limit. so i will just say i liked your comment

  • @milesmorales5929
    @milesmorales5929 3 года назад +135

    I want Dale to have his own show. Just imagine how big it would become, and especially with the whole conspiracy theories being highly popular now.

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +9

      We unironically have a "Qanon Congresswoman" right now, in 2021... it would be all too realistic. Reality has already stolen all the best plot lines.

    • @kaydee4296
      @kaydee4296 3 года назад +5

      Especially since those so called conspiracy theories are the reality in your FACE now.

    • @VanquishedAgain
      @VanquishedAgain 2 года назад +12

      Yea idk. Conspiracy theories aren't even fun anymore because they're all proving to be true.

    • @robertogomez2932
      @robertogomez2932 2 года назад +4

      @@VanquishedAgain remember the laptop conspiracy theory? 💀

    • @jasonmatthers2286
      @jasonmatthers2286 2 года назад +12

      Conspiracy theories are spoiler alerts

  • @OneNewHope
    @OneNewHope 6 лет назад +786

    Which came first, Alex Jones or Dale Gribble?

    • @angeofdeth6552
      @angeofdeth6552 6 лет назад +64

      OneNewHope alex jones is a double agent.

    • @greymajickjedi
      @greymajickjedi 6 лет назад +7

      +@ngel0fdeath
      Just stop, troll.
      NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.
      (anywhere)

    • @greymajickjedi
      @greymajickjedi 6 лет назад +28

      Bill Hicks pre-dated them both.

    • @katakesh8566
      @katakesh8566 6 лет назад +25

      The answer is Bill Hicks

    • @ElectronicYouth
      @ElectronicYouth 6 лет назад +7

      greymajickjedi Bill Hicks is Alex Jones

  • @oscard.9705
    @oscard.9705 6 лет назад +214

    "Humpty's Revenge"

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 5 лет назад +63

    Can you imagine how much fun Dales voice actor had while voicing the character? It must've been hard to keep a straight face during recording sessions

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 2 года назад +11

      Old comment, but the guy's name is Johnny Hardwick. I believe to date, Dale is the only acting role he's ever had. He primarily does stand up.

    • @christineangela1007
      @christineangela1007 2 года назад +6

      He has some great videos dressed up as Dale on RUclips including a parody of rocket man called pocket sand

  • @chillbane9074
    @chillbane9074 6 лет назад +132

    The Irony of this is that many of what he said become true..
    The NSA snooping, facebook, and a few others..ha.

  • @tokerace7178
    @tokerace7178 4 года назад +24

    "I cannot be court marshaled twice, that is all."

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 года назад +2

      I forgot that Dale dabbled in "sovereign citizen" nuttiness. Didn't work for him in that episode, same as it doesn't work in real life. Ah well.

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek 6 лет назад +357

    Can you do one for Bobby?
    I don't know you.
    That's my purse.

    • @Cecilia-mp3gc
      @Cecilia-mp3gc 6 лет назад +20

      MrGeekFreek what are you gonna do bobby? Are you gonna kick me in the nuts?
      Am I? Yes. When? Don’t know... maybe today, maybe tomorrow- NOW

    • @Michelle-DiPalo
      @Michelle-DiPalo 6 лет назад +6

      I quote that on a daily basis

    • @ericortega9460
      @ericortega9460 6 лет назад +4

      Michelle DiPalo we should be friends.

    • @Michelle-DiPalo
      @Michelle-DiPalo 6 лет назад +1

      Eric Ortega 😎👍

    • @idavisband
      @idavisband 6 лет назад

      MrGeekFreek

  • @OhMar.
    @OhMar. 4 года назад +17

    "I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold french flag' A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admiralty court'' An admiralty court signifies a naval court marshal' I cannot b court marshalled twice! That is all"

    • @toku30
      @toku30 3 года назад +4

      Fringed*

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 6 лет назад +112

    For example *this weapon*

    • @greymajickjedi
      @greymajickjedi 6 лет назад

      That WAS good.
      Also;
      it looked a lot like Gil Hibben's Rambo III bowie.

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 6 лет назад

      Definitely inspired by a Bowie knife. btw Rambo's knife was based on the
      Bowie knife.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 6 лет назад +183

    “It’s *my* yard.”
    Damn right! 😎

  • @Lshadows1388
    @Lshadows1388 3 года назад +3

    Dale was based not woke

    • @Fuego-yu2ru
      @Fuego-yu2ru 4 месяца назад

      This is the original definition of woke

    • @Lshadows1388
      @Lshadows1388 4 месяца назад

      @Fuego-yu2ru Hmm, true, but Dale would be based on today's terms