TikTok Ban & Ethan Bodyslams Mike - H3 Podcast
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Hi h3
I’d rather you guys stay at or below 3 episodes a week because I feel that the content would feel like filler if your just trying to post
Love you guys 💜💜
@Jacob Taylor Get some help man, don't feel alone, we care about you!
LMAO Ethan with the “Go off, queen” to Zach had me actually crying
Edit: 28:28
Soundbite the "go off queen" surely
timestamp?
Lumania Nilin 28:28
And then the Dan laugh right after had me dying
I always get sad when they start to close out the show and then I remember Ethan will continue for another 20 minutes at least. Love it, never stop, papa bless.
Same 😄
I love hearing Dan talking laughing in the background
Would love to see a joint YMH/H3 episode with all the staff. Dan and Nadav laughing in the background
That's my favorite part of the podcast lol.
The "bruh" soundeffect never gets boring
So many of them never get old to me. And i miss them, quite frankly.
Bruh
That one, the rice gum laugh, and will Smith ones are my fav. Vin Deisel ones are pretty fun too.
@@thedinosaur2777 god i love her
Am I actually one of the only people who loves podcasts where there are no guest and the whole crew is just chillin?
I really enjoy it too.
It's nice but not 5times back to back. I want a guest in there.
3 Star Perfect Deer there was a guest a couple days ago
sometimes they have guests that idk and they’re kinda boring and ruin the video for me
i dont really like the ones with guests, especially with the zoom calls rn. only with the cool guests are ok, like trisha, papa or any other living legends
Petition to soundbite hila saying “i’d like to think that’s not true” 24:49
Hmm-ing as I ponder. Yeah it was definately an iconic response from the beloved Hila while we were able to see her face. With out the video would it be a good soundbite ? Yes it would. Is it gold?!? Nah.. Almost, buttttt "almost" everything that comes out of Hila's mouth woukd be a good soundbite, honestly but we cant waste these precious sound bites of beloved HILA on just anything, it has to be GOLDDD. Because HILA is precious
Jimbo Slice WeirdChamp
1:06:20 what about this one too: “I think that is a valid question”
Kigoz4Life bc twitch chat is a hive mind
Yep, that's golden
"go off queen" was the best moment of 2020
I don't ever want to see Zach so angry again. He's too pure for that
Hey the dude had it coming
Nothing cracks me up more than when Dan is laughing so loud you can hear it when his mic is turned off
I know right?!
28:25 i never knew how much I needed to hear ethan say “go off, queen” until this moment 😭
Lmaoooooo I thought he was going to say that to Hila
I love these guys!! I was at work & bust out laughing! I had to roll that moment back 4 or 5 times!!
I love Zach and Ethans dynamic
I've been really struggling with JennaMarbles leaving the platform, so thank you for coming around more often. I'm excited you guys are adding more upload days soon. You guys don't know how grateful I am for all the laughs right now.
I feel the exact same 💖
Omg same, I'm in denial because if I face the fact that she's gone, I'll get actually depressed
I'm in the same boat
Ethan telling Zach to “Go off queen” is the content I signed up for 👏🏼
This was a **chef's kiss** quality episode
Fresh drama is always delicious. Better than microwaved drama.
Ah yes, a chef's kiss, the best of the kisses
My image of a chef’s kiss is forever tainted since watching Louis C.K.’s special
Ugh, magnifik
Yes it was!!
Zack rode the gym shorts joke the whole way haha
AxxL omg. Stop. I’m laughing too heard. 😐
The Kirkland 2-ply reference had me rolling
him getting pissed is a whole mood and I love it lmao
This whole time I thought he was saying "Jim shorts" lol
The Matt guy does seem like he wears douche gym shorts tho. I think Zach would know since he watches their podcast.
If I wasn’t a broke college student with absolutely no employment opportunity rn, I would slam that join button so fast 💨. I’m tryna fund Ian’s lifestyle.
after i graduate imma be makin it rain for my man dan 🤧
Use your money on you. Not an Internet personality
That guy Alan she’s being sarcastic
How can you have absolutely zero employment opportunity? Where do you apply? Do you have a resume?
@@offspectrum5737 bruh of course she has a resume... and some people live in areas with high unemployment rate, and not enough job opportunities possible due to a struggling local economy due to the fact that we’re in a global pandemic. there are many possible reasons done just question the validity of someone’s personal statement regarding their situation.
Petition to soundbite ethan saying "go off queen"
If there isn’t I would be so disappointed
Timestamps:
- 0:00 shoenice isn't here to steal my timestamps (for now).
0:00 the H3 podcast, just like Drama Alert will never die.
0:20 H3 Membership Join today for your Papa John blessings.
5:30 Mega party in Beverly Hills. (smooth brained people throwing a large party during a Global Pandemic)
13:35 Notch gets upset about a great opportunity and calls Ethan Cringy.
16:45 Ethan Vs Hila I.Q.
20:30 Break time - Stamps - Use to support H3H3.
23:10 Female Anatomy Controversy / Mike is salty / Zach is dragged into it.
32:54 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
37:10 Mike Clip from No Jumper + H3H3 responses between clips.
41:30 Homeboy Keemstar comes to Mikes Rescue like the sweet prince he is.
44:12 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
46:12 Life Lesson: Don't pressure people about their professions.
48:00 Tiktok (obnoxious Vine, but more Xi Jinping) Vs Trump.
53:38 Tiktok banned in India / Microsoft Wanting to buy Tiktok (accomplishing the mixer goal)
54:45 Trump monumentally trolled by Tiktok
56:56 Lip Syncing Trump tiktok (alright that's actually pretty good)
58:40 Trump Talks deal with Tiktok.
01:03:10 Chad and JT (Party Bros) and Future Announcement/Plans.
01:04:30 Microsoft does not have the best track record on growing subsidiary companies but has had winners.
01:13:10 Giant corporations have their hands in various parts of society.
01:13:40 Pewdiepie getting heat/Praise for listening to music. (yes really)
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01:24:00 Trombone Zone.
If you enjoy the timestamps, I make gaming, commentary, TV/Film and movie review content with a cynical spin.
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If not its cool, be safe, be happy, be papa blessed, wash those hands, wear a mask, and social distance.
bona-fide legend
This just came out, tf
Literary spoilers
Casualverse 🙏🏾 thank you 😊
thank u :D
“It’s the end of the episode so it’s all good” (taps screen) [23 minutes remaining]
The relief 👌🏽🤩
I do that all the time and am like... 55 mins to go yassss
Am I the only one that low key likes it when Ethan says stupid shit? Someone else in the podcast always calls him out, he’s never actually being hateful, and him learning why he is wrong from the others on the podcast is potentially a learning moment for folks watching.
Zach really took off with that shitting gym shorts joke 😂
Mike is a true redditor. He got pissed because the crew said they don't want to rail his girlfriend.
need that "he needs that kirkland two ply for the shit in his gym shorts" as a soundbite
He definitely had that written down and ready to go 😂😂😂
@Dan The Metal Detector Man "too much money" ?¿? Also they could probably have yt premium you get a free membership
Ethan not realizing that literally everything in America is owned by 6 huge companies
that is massive hyperbole
Welcome to capitalism smh
@@shaneviola8848 its not though
@@shaneviola8848 You mean Hyperbole(TM)? Follow the money trail dude, look who owns the profits, not necessarily the companies themselves. Big companies own majority stock in tonnes of smaller companies, either as hedges or to solidify their market share. Maybe a better way to say it is that one class of people in the US own everything.
32:08 ‘Everything mike said about you is true Zack.’ all for not having a sound bite lmao, dan is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Ethan has serious “dad hair” energy today.
I’m here for it tho!
I mean... he is a dad
BRING BACK THE TIMESTAMPS!!!
Not as much ad revenue
The clip channel would be useless then
@@ven4762 Not really
stamps ad no timestamps what a guy
@@ven4762 Nah, many of the videos on the clips channel have more views than the podcast it came from. A lot of people find the clips on their own without ever watching the podcast. It's still got it's purpose.
This is one of the funniest episodes yet Im literally dying of laughter listening to Zach roast mike
Ethan: "I'm Garth, and you're-"
Hila: "Brooks"
XD XD lmao
Can’t wait for H3 to talk about the FBI seizing rifles and shotguns from Jake Paul’s house today lol
I agree!
i thought you were allowed to own guns in america
+taiyona tiare I doubt these are legally owned. They were seized by the FBI which means they weren’t supposed to be in his possession.
@@jhonen32629 BULLSHIT. it's standard procedure to remove any firearms LEGAL or NOT during a raid
This is so randomly one of the best podcasts you’ve ever done. Everyone is vibing. Everyone is comfortable and all getting their opinions across. So excited for tomorrow. The singing at the end was so perfect 😂 I just need to add to this that the Mike segment was absolutely hilarious. I think Hila was right in the previous podcast to draw it back but Ethan pulled an uno card here. Well done lol.
Great vibes!
I don’t know what I’m missing.
Dude... Hila just got butt hurt for NO reason. Why would you get offended by someone pointing out the fact that a vagina would be looser for a short while after a HUGE DONG was rammed inside of it viciously? And she claims to be all about positivity all the while shitting on ethan every chance she gets
@@jhvibes3471 listen to it again. He went from saying it would take a week to return to its original shape to learning that it will go back within minutes. He had no bad intentions but hila was right to judge what he was saying bc it was wrong. Women are just tired of the lie that women stretch after "too much" sex that's all.
JH vibes She understood Ethan’s intentions, I think she just wanted him to make it clear to the audience that he didn’t mean to slut shame or further stigmatize women who have sex. She made it clear that she just didn’t want to spread more hate in the world. She clearly still loves Ethan, but she’s allowed to speak her voice and keep Ethan in check! Sometimes he doesn’t always think about how his words may be interpreted. Which is why I liked that Hila stood up for what she believed in in this instance regardless of if I viewed Ethan’s conversation as dangerous/hateful or not.
I miss the time stamps, not because I would fast forward or anything, but I listen to this podcast when I'm going to be bed and it helps me find my spot after I wake up lol
I like how much Ethan has grown not going after notch like Dan did. I never thought Ethan would be voice of reason. Good Job.
I get that Ethan does't want to completely burn the bridge but seriously, how can you not consider Notch an asshole with all the shit he's said over the years, there's a ton of it! So I really don't blame Dan either
He literally just shit on Mike dude. What growing are you talking bout?
Notch is a really weird guy with a lot of money and powerful friends. Ethan knew that it wouldn’t be worth starting beef with him.
Adam Snider because mike came at him first
you obviously don't know who notch is
He says there’s no ads if you join, but they get demonetized so there’s no ads anyway
lmao, u r right!
Lol so you pay 5$ for nothing
stonksnt
@@AeroZeppelin-rb4pt you pay for early access
advertisement reads lmao
Watching your channel has helped me laugh through hard times for years now, happy to be able to support the show. Keep it up guys, proud of you!
"It's an ANNA-gram" I see what you did there Zach
Ethan missed the mark when introducing Mike. Should of said Mike the boyfriend of logan Paul.
Still missing those time stamps, it was a really nice addition to previous episiodes
Yo this mystery item they bought better be a clone of R Kelly that sings the passport song in a constant loop
Sounds like something I wanna buy 😂
SpaceDawg420 “did ya get ya COVID shots”
R. Kelley touches bear cubs.
Its propably thr boston dynamics robo dog
DID YOU GET YO SHOTS!?!
LMAO i thoroughly enjoyed Zach and Ethan going off
this is one of my favorite episodes in a while. good goofs, good convos, love it here
“Like bro you’re a pro coattail rider” MANS GOT ROASTED 😂😂😂
RESPECT
boom! roasted!
FBI seized guns from Jake Paul that will be goood content
Bruh, I hope they lock him up forever.
TES Enthusiast they hearted it because he’s an h3 member
Why is the camera on Dan better than the one on Ethan and Hila 😂
My favorite part of the podcast had to be when Ethan pulled up to defend our Boi Zack
We want a shiting his gym shorts sound bite. Zach is the man in this episode
Notch sound's like he's trying to be The Great Gatsby lol
I was literally JUST about to say LOL
More like the Great BIG Gatsby
M i RITE?!?!?!
Kevin Dube haha wow your so creative!
Zoomers love the Gatsby
Alex Vazquez well Ethan literally said it in the podcast
Ethan: Back me up
Hila:👀...
Ethan: yeah, okay! 😂🤣🤣 31:21
one of the best episodes in a minute ! love the energy in this one :-)
I commented 2 weeks ago that I wished they would at least do 2 episodes a week and papa answered my prayers
they literally did 3 episodes a week last year
Papa has blessed you 🙏
You better start paying papa
h3h3 nation! Ride or die baby!
I’m the 69th comment!
Ethan telling Zach "GO OFF QUEEN" made me laugh so hardddd
"If you go after sweet, young, golden Zach you better meet me in the octagon!" Hell yeah!!! Stick up for your people!!
I think we would all love a Monday Wednesday and Friday episode. 3 episodes per week is the perfect amount. Do not overdo it Ethan and Hila.
Agreed
Yeah they deserve family time and rest:)
Yeah. 3 is amazing! Hell , 2 was amazing! Pace yourselves & take time if you need it.
Better to have more 1.5 hour episodes than less 2.5 hour episodes
Ethan please do just 3 episodes a week. I absolutely love the enthusiasm and optimism, but I do not think each episode will have the same magic with 5 per week. I say do 3 per week, max. Please don´t over-do it. quality>quantity. This is coming from someone who has watched every single podcast multiple times.
I agree!
2 is actually better. 3 is just pushing it beyond that because I HIGHLY doubt the 2 episodes thing while make it to the end of August because Ethan made the claim "2 episodes a week" before and that shit lasted 2 weeks lol
Agreed
Yea he’s just gonna burnout doing this in a few months tbh
I would hate for Ethan to get overextended and end back up in the bad place
I love how you can hear the crew laughing their asses off in the background sometimes. xD
Love how the episode came full circle near the end with Minecraft again 😊👏
When hila said "only kids say oh im 6 and a half" sooo funny hahaha ethan saying he's 4 months older than me
Shes calling him out on EVERYthing 😂
Hear me out, the "rich kid" parties are just trying to get their inheritance early.
You give em way too much credit but damn, good conspiracy theory.
Now that you put it into perspective. Someone and idk who has definitely done that but I don’t know if it’s criminal. Someone is bound to be found out of intentionally doing it but I don’t know if charges will be pressed.
It was a hood day-Hoover Criminals, some girl ended up getting blasted after the party ended
These episodes just keep getting better and better! Quality stuff, really love the vibe :)
I live for Dan's background laughter
28:31 was a gem
The oldest loser on youtube is Keemstar. The dude dyes his beard black xD
At least without the dye it’s more than a 2/10
AHAHAH THATS DYE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@frgwyn3760 be careful with that edge bruh I'm right here
Maybe he’s just high off the peroxide he’s sniffing
Ethan can be in that category to.. like what happened to him is just sad... go from being one of the most liked RUclipsr to this.
The background laughing has become one of my favourite parts of the podcast
@PollankooTV my thoughts exactly
A nice YMH touch
They need the laughing tracks cause they ain’t funny🤣🤣 love the show tho
Same comment every week
Awesome podcast this week! Love everyone just chatting on the topics of the day 👍🏼
I diiiiied at the part with Zach and Mike 🤣 good episode guys!!
love this show so much, my girl ended things with me and ive been feelin super low and this show helps bring joy to my day
Keep ya head up king ya crown is falling 💯
Sorry to hear that- keep your chin up, Ammon!
Sorry to hear that. Make sure to take care of yourself. It can be rough in quarantine as it is
Tremo what was the point in being mean?
Same here man, you’re not alone
First subscription fee I’ve ever paid for
Lmao that Band On The Run bit is probably the best H3 Podcast moments of this year! I really wanna hear you guys have a jam session when you get together after COVID!
so excited to join!! i love the community of people who watch the podcast it seriously brings me so much peace at the end of a long day to sit and watch
I can’t afford the member option but I’m watching through all the ads if that helps in any way. Papa bless 🙏🏾❤️
What a king
I don’t know if you’re crazy, strong willed or both.
ill Options Gaming how is he manipulating. pay for it or not. nothing changes for the people who don’t have it. it just helps them out to have consistent money monthly. they have to pay for the podcast crew too.
Ethan calling other grown men “b**ch” is everything.
“This is like voldemart spilling his horcroox everywhere” idk why that had me dying. Dan seemed to love that joke too 🤣
Mikes line saying you guys are part of a “hate brand” is absolutely absurd. What they see as hate is really critique. There is a huge difference.
A body slam from Ethan world paralyze a Waillord
Oh no
Mint Tea Sea this guy fricks
Would*
I think if Ethan tried to body slam anyone they would be seduced by his warm, muchie body before he even managed to pick them up.
@@IvanPerez-bm8er RIP Juice Would
Sorry I can’t support you guys with the membership request thing but I will always support by watching and using your codes for ads!
I'm so happy to pay for my favorite creators, been watching you guys forever
Thank you for 3 eps a week during lockdown. Melbourne Australia is in stage 4 and 2 videos today and an extra episode this week is EVERYTHING!💕
IMAGINE working with Logan Paul and having the hubris to tell other podcasters to do research.
Exactly!
What does hubris even mean
Ethan saying "I probably should be more concerned about it" (talking about babies in cages) is def my political stance across the board.
Loved this episode
1:02:28 soundbite Ethan saying "I SLEEP" It's the perfect addition to the soundboard!!!
Can we talk about how Mike is almost 40 and most of the people he hangs out with are in their 20s?
WOW...
Hila, that shirt is straight fire, when’s the drop homie
Hila. You look awful.
Can’t believe some people think it looks good, at all (just my opinion)
time less :( she’s so beautiful tho
Bro whats with the rude comments under this lmao, she looks great and so does the shirt 😊
time less ??? Wtf is wrong with you
Hope y’all are well thank u for more pods!
There was SO much talking over each other in this episode and quite frankly, I loved it
wow what a great show. can’t believe i finished it already.
sonic is that you?
Hm, great avatar photo though
Alexander are you really being horny on main for RUclips
@@jordanparker4615 what is wrong with complementing a random stranger in comment section on RUclips ? I bet we will never see each other
Well all this talk about Jake Paul- his house was raided by the FBI this afternoon.....
God is good.
Jesse Segedy this show was filmed a few days ago
For what exactly?
Damn, this was great frickin’ episode! Love you guys!
"Hate disguised as comedy"
It's less hate than it is edgy/offensive humor. Most of it is sarcasm, some is negative commentary, some of it is genuinely a bit over the top.
its rarely even hate, they have very progessive opinions and care about human struggles so much more than alot of people in the public eye
ethans eyes look nice, his skin is glowing and his hair looks fluffy :) looking cool man, looking good :D hope u and all team are well
it’s the sunscreen from the main channel video
@@scholarlyarticles7169 aha maybe :P
And now I will be buying more Microsoft Stock... thank you Ethan!!!
I think Mike may have jumped the gun a little with his tweet... At 1:01:18 in last weeks podcast where they talked about Lana, Zach actually mentions that she’s no longer actively doing porn. Maybe Mike’s the one who should have done his research before speaking so confidently about what Ethan and the crew were saying.
I literally love you guys
Can't wait for the next episode, where the jake paul raid is gonna get brought up
this whole segment about mike is hilarious omg i cant
Dude! I love Zach speaking his mind and everyone backing him! This podcast is and always will be the greatest in my book! Love you guys and gals!
Thumbs up for “YOU BETTER DO YOUR RESEARCH BRO” (with a voice crack) being a sound bite 31:31
Has Ethan had a quarentine glow up or???
It’s the mario tache I swear
I think Ethan is pregnant 😂🤣
Their new camera is really nice
So happy to support the channel that has given me endless amount of entertainment. Love you guys. Papa bless
Zack's goofy smile after he goes after Mike lol
gets me every time