6ix9ine Released Early, Joji Cancelled, Doja Cat Lies To The World - H3 Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • Thank you to Nutrafol.com (Use promo code: H3) & Stamps.com (Click the microphone and enter code: H3) for sponsoring us!
    00:00 - Intro
    04:40 - Soflo
    8:20 - Mobility Mary
    13:47 - Coffin Bed
    19:56 - TikToks & Instagramss
    29:26 - Bad Tattoos
    42:07 - 90 Days Goofs
    57:53 - Doja Cat
    1:07:37 - Joey Salads
    1:20:45 - 6ix9ine
    1:35:12 - Joji
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Комментарии • 3,5 тыс.

  • @account3935
    @account3935 4 года назад +3603

    everyone’s acting like filthy frank was a secret

    • @rowan9789
      @rowan9789 4 года назад +88

      If you didn't know who he was in the first place you are a SiMp somehow

    • @andrewschaal3348
      @andrewschaal3348 4 года назад +191

      Adam I don’t understand why everyone is just finding out about filthy frank.

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 4 года назад +43

      @@rowan9789 if you use that word, you are that word.

    • @TheKrodes
      @TheKrodes 4 года назад +63

      @@LittleRainGames please send me the link to the corresponding scientific study proving your claim.

    • @imperialwarhawk123abc5
      @imperialwarhawk123abc5 4 года назад +45

      @@LittleRainGames
      Sounds like simp talk...

  • @alexanderjames5689
    @alexanderjames5689 4 года назад +971

    Before I actually watch this I looked up why Joji is “ canceled.” Omg I thought it was a joke! people really didn’t know he was filthy frank !! Wtf

    • @Theloveinabubble
      @Theloveinabubble 4 года назад +97

      The normies didn't know, but we,edgeboys, were and still are his disciples

    • @kevinbarajas8363
      @kevinbarajas8363 4 года назад +5

      @@Theloveinabubble church

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 4 года назад +5

      I had to look up filthy frank like a month ago to finally know who everyone was talking about lollol

    • @DestielSnot
      @DestielSnot 4 года назад +29

      @@sheridan7475 rip. I had to do the opposite. I was a huge fan of filthyfrank but then didn't know he became a singer until like a year after he did.

    • @eddcast3
      @eddcast3 4 года назад +1

      @@Theloveinabubble preach

  • @elliottharris7496
    @elliottharris7496 4 года назад +610

    "UPS Underground" was one of Hila's best and smartest jokes of her career. Didn't get enough respect from the group.

  • @doorlord2361
    @doorlord2361 4 года назад +342

    Love the segment markers.

    • @masonjamieson4533
      @masonjamieson4533 3 года назад +6

      It’s gone now 😔

    • @TheCrazyMango82
      @TheCrazyMango82 3 года назад +5

      @@masonjamieson4533 What? it's literally still there what do you mean lol

    • @masonjamieson4533
      @masonjamieson4533 3 года назад +9

      @@TheCrazyMango82 on the newer videos

    • @emlkat6417
      @emlkat6417 3 года назад +3

      Gone are the days of time stamp comments.

    • @arv584
      @arv584 3 года назад

      hell yeah

  • @acejhd2308
    @acejhd2308 4 года назад +759

    "I just found out that the rock and Dwayne Johnson aren't different people"

    • @codyjames1568
      @codyjames1568 4 года назад +40

      I had the same realization when I found out childish gambino and Donald Glover are the same people

    • @acejhd2308
      @acejhd2308 4 года назад +13

      @@codyjames1568 there's no way that's possible they are definitely different people stop lying

    • @AntonioM8
      @AntonioM8 4 года назад +2

      They aren't?

    • @kalebgonzales4009
      @kalebgonzales4009 4 года назад +5

      Haha you’re RUclips pic says it all.

    • @djsarazen
      @djsarazen 4 года назад +15

      That's crazy reminds me of when i realized the president and Donald Trump were the same person

  • @turducken77
    @turducken77 4 года назад +591

    I want Hila to know just how genius the “UPS underground” joke was. Mm. Just perfect. 👏

    • @og_rookie8848
      @og_rookie8848 4 года назад +4

      right hahaa spit a little on that one

    • @blackkat5605
      @blackkat5605 4 года назад +7

      It deserved more recognition

    • @Cypress1600
      @Cypress1600 4 года назад +16

      Hila always kills it with the jokes

    • @eeDeen
      @eeDeen 4 года назад +3

      We're gonna need a timestamp for that

    • @Gee2595
      @Gee2595 4 года назад +3

      eeDee 16:44 👌🏻 she’s a queen

  • @grankjj7862
    @grankjj7862 4 года назад +444

    If kpop stans are trying to cancel you, you´re doing something right.

    • @lix1217
      @lix1217 4 года назад +11

      LMFAO

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 3 года назад +14

      if they succeed you're doing something wrong

  • @personbutterfly5743
    @personbutterfly5743 4 года назад +67

    This podcast is the only thing that makes me feel better on the days I can't get myself out of bed.

    • @RadioHlib01
      @RadioHlib01 4 года назад +3

      @Dan Baummaybe he's depressed

    • @annahenderson1624
      @annahenderson1624 4 года назад +2

      Dan Baum wise up

    • @TheBlaze4000
      @TheBlaze4000 4 года назад +1

      You should watch tigerbelly. Much better comedicly speaking. This shit is slow and boring its insane people like it.

    • @kybravo3744
      @kybravo3744 4 года назад

      start drinking or smoke weed

    • @maalikmohammed521
      @maalikmohammed521 4 года назад +6

      God bless ya dude, dont give up. the only way to go from here is up.

  • @nuci5102
    @nuci5102 4 года назад +957

    Negative self image pep talk/cult pitch 0:37
    Covid update 3:44
    Soflo Antonio infects South Korea 4:41
    Mobility Mary's ghost 8:22
    Coffin bed hybrid invention13:46
    Tik tok cereal 'prank' 20:00
    Blowdried back hair 26:19
    Salt bae return 27:47
    Bad Tattoo review 29:27
    Bad Corona tattoos 32:25
    90 day review Geoffrey drama 42:10
    Dojo cat lies to the world 58:09
    Joey Salad's banned from twitter 1:07:40
    6ix9nine released 1:20:50
    Joji is Filthy Frank 1:35:38
    Ian pitches unoriginal idea1:41:20

  • @willsarrington3557
    @willsarrington3557 4 года назад +435

    “Do you have your passport, have you had your shots, do you want to come back with SoFlo, to America.”

    • @dillonuken5395
      @dillonuken5395 4 года назад +2

      Dude how do you not have more likes?

    • @MrGreenmints
      @MrGreenmints 4 года назад +1

      You ohave ôooooooolloooooooooooooooooooiiooooiioooooiooioioooioiooooooooioooioioiioooooooooooooooioooiooooiioooo

    • @travisranta3445
      @travisranta3445 4 года назад +12

      AmericaaaaaaAAAUAUUUUUHHHHUUUHHH AMMEERRICCAAAAUUUUAAUAUUUAAAGGHHHHHHHH
      AMERICAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHAAUAUAUAUA AMERICA america amricuh mericu mrica

    • @janxh01
      @janxh01 4 года назад

      nope. dont want to

  • @yen5403
    @yen5403 4 года назад +45

    the fact that people just found out joji is FF is still shocking

    • @606danco
      @606danco 3 года назад

      I still have no idea who that is however ff is fantastic four

    • @robertanderson1690
      @robertanderson1690 3 года назад +2

      People are younger than you, fucking shocker I know.

  • @khalilkafieh8099
    @khalilkafieh8099 4 года назад +32

    We should get drew gooden on the h3 podcast maybe once all this blows over i feel like he'd be great!

  • @zachary4732
    @zachary4732 4 года назад +420

    People finding out that Joji was once Filthy Frank makes me feel old...

    • @Hdkd62736hd
      @Hdkd62736hd 4 года назад +18

      Let it make you feel *wise*

    • @Grantdagreat
      @Grantdagreat 4 года назад +8

      i feel like i just found out filthy frank goes by joji now

    • @_Netlok
      @_Netlok 4 года назад +1

      @Epic Gamer as a name between friends, its a nickname based on his name George, he released music under Disastaz Music before creating the filthy frank and pink guy characters. He only officially started going by Joji when trying to distance himself and make "real" music since people didnt take his pink guy music seriously.

    • @mcdonaldnuggs7786
      @mcdonaldnuggs7786 4 года назад

      Also me

    • @mariachambers
      @mariachambers 4 года назад

      Plo

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 4 года назад +848

    The whole cancel culture thing is so toxic and stupid, if you don’t like something someone said or did in the past, then just don’t support them. But instead, people will just barrage them with hate until they forget what happened and just go back to normal.

    • @kenziebrianne5915
      @kenziebrianne5915 4 года назад +29

      They are out for blood. The twitter cancel mobs arent gonna stop until everyones dead.

    • @omerharel802
      @omerharel802 4 года назад +28

      bruh i literally hate this SO MUCH & also they found the worst name for it. they think theyre making the world better bc they getting offended from everyone but theyre only making it worst. fucking cancer.

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад +27

      Cancel culture is fine if not taken to far. But it's gone waaaay too far. Cancel culture should be to cancel sex offenders and shit like that for example Harvey Weinstein. But now it's just being used for anyone they don't agree with or for things they said. Cancel culture should only be used rarely for people who have undoubtedly done objectively terrible things.

    • @Jelly4Telly
      @Jelly4Telly 4 года назад +11

      Ezra Przytyk yes that’s so true, like when they tried cancelling Noah Shnapp just for commenting on Lil Huddy’s post wishing him well. I’m all for cancelling the disgusting people who actually deserve it but now they’re literally going for the most unproblematic people ever.

    • @Jelly4Telly
      @Jelly4Telly 4 года назад +4

      omer456 ikr! They think they’re in the right, but in reality they go way worse than what the person even said or did, harassing them with death threats and just horrible things. And some even go to the point of doxxing people. It’s just disgusting

  • @britann9539
    @britann9539 3 года назад +11

    _"You're just on a subway car and everbody hates you"_ my anxiety lol.

  • @SporkTV
    @SporkTV 4 года назад +9

    -Sees new podcast is uploaded
    -Clicks thumbs up immediately
    -Proceeds to watch the podcast in 20 minute segments for the next few days

  • @345kate
    @345kate 4 года назад +722

    “I’m not a diaper engineer” has to be a sound byte. I have no idea what context it could be used in but it’s hysterical

    • @bribri8042
      @bribri8042 4 года назад +26

      Katie we’ll just have to adopt it into our every day usage. We mess up, and someone questions are goof up, “I’m not a diaper engineer! What do you want from me!?’

    • @Poy687
      @Poy687 4 года назад +14

      I can’t believe Jamie Lee Curtis stole his idea.

    • @Sterkleton_
      @Sterkleton_ 4 года назад +9

      @@Poy687 10 years in advance too. What a thief!

    • @scarpusgaming
      @scarpusgaming 4 года назад +2

      Can I get a timestamp
      Edit: 1:45:30

    • @rachelwilliams3476
      @rachelwilliams3476 4 года назад

      Bri Wimz ooooooooooooi

  • @thekevinfoster
    @thekevinfoster 4 года назад +549

    Have Joji back on the podcast!!! Wanna hear how he’s doing now!

    • @sriyanijayasekara8371
      @sriyanijayasekara8371 4 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @eltontaylor162
      @eltontaylor162 4 года назад +28

      Maybe he could give more input than awkward facial expressions in the background.

    • @djspit3430
      @djspit3430 4 года назад +6

      George has gotten past youtube hes more mainstream I doubt He will come back for the podcast

    • @leocardew1678
      @leocardew1678 4 года назад +13

      and posty too imo, that was one of their best pods

    • @kanameow
      @kanameow 4 года назад +7

      i heard joji isnt friends with h3 anymore :(

  • @brycecheng193
    @brycecheng193 3 года назад +100

    Joji can't be cancelled. He should just tell everyone to f off and keep doing what he does.

    • @luk3d777
      @luk3d777 3 года назад +7

      He’s not cancelled. He released a new song

    • @RobwithoneB
      @RobwithoneB 11 месяцев назад

      ​@Luk3d thats what he just said.

  • @Hay_Bay
    @Hay_Bay 4 года назад +23

    My one and only experience with salvia over a decade ago was me just tripping out thinking my boobs kept growing bigger and bigger until they were huge af

  • @papi_shortlegss3743
    @papi_shortlegss3743 4 года назад +830

    Joji was Filthy Frank? I'm literally shaking and crying right now. This is awful. My whole world is crashing down around me. I can't believe this is happening

    • @kamibrandi5765
      @kamibrandi5765 4 года назад +42

      IS THIS REAL LIFE?!!

    • @Davilocoo
      @Davilocoo 4 года назад +21

      Who would have thought

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 4 года назад +100

      I can't believe this is actually a real thing lol... I know you're joking but apparently people are really just figuring this out and it blows my mind... How do you not know who Filthy Frank is? Pshht Uncultured

    • @KoreanTranslator
      @KoreanTranslator 4 года назад +13

      IS THAT REAL?? OMG IM GONNA CRY ALL NIGHT AND HURT MYSELF

    • @landonrivers
      @landonrivers 4 года назад +56

      Eat some cake to calm down. There's a recipe for cake in one of his videos.

  • @rowansix7158
    @rowansix7158 4 года назад +445

    My husband just said that if Ethan were a body part, he would be a belly button. Idk why this makes sense it just does.

    • @sammythesuesarthouse
      @sammythesuesarthouse 4 года назад +3

      A scar bscly

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 4 года назад +1

      Really? Your husband is a creep. Divorce him immediately.

    • @kammyyyyyy
      @kammyyyyyy 4 года назад

      Nitro Mcmahon LMFAO

    • @wasdafga
      @wasdafga 4 года назад

      Die oo

    • @natura6911
      @natura6911 4 года назад +1

      I do get a belly button lint vibe from his salt and pepper hair

  • @kyleehaynes1583
    @kyleehaynes1583 3 года назад +16

    Ethan: *Trying to bring Hila up about her hair*
    Hila: "you should write a book and start a cult"
    omg I love her shes become so much more comfortable

  • @seriimarie
    @seriimarie 4 года назад +8

    dan with his shades on alone in the studio is fucing hilarious

  • @jackdamien7473
    @jackdamien7473 4 года назад +395

    this is mary's world, we're all just scooting in it

  • @manuelsacramento6324
    @manuelsacramento6324 4 года назад +220

    As someone who doesn't watch the podcast in a whole swoop, I feel happy that you guys put the little chapter things! Helps a lot

    • @christianhendricks1633
      @christianhendricks1633 4 года назад

      Manuel Sacramento Ikr? Helps a bunch!

    • @Sheep0130
      @Sheep0130 4 года назад +2

      I think that feature is recent, i have no life so i'm on youtube a lot and i've never seen it before a recent update
      (I may still be wrong)

    • @cartoongrump
      @cartoongrump 4 года назад

      Yeah it’s a new RUclips thing, seems to base it on the time stamps placed in the description

  • @TheMrSlyxx
    @TheMrSlyxx 4 года назад +19

    When Hila says "Just put the Fed Ex label on top" I just almost spit out my drink. HAHAA!!!!

  • @aidanbergeron7516
    @aidanbergeron7516 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for time stamping all the different parts🙏. I watched the whole thing but wanted to only find the joji part and it really helped out.

  • @LutherCraft222
    @LutherCraft222 4 года назад +186

    Ian, Zach, and Dan are like the three shades of Introvercy.

    • @LutherCraft222
      @LutherCraft222 4 года назад +6

      Joe who’s Joe

    • @nom9944
      @nom9944 4 года назад +10

      Peter Luther joe mama

    • @anguswiebe
      @anguswiebe 4 года назад +1

      Peter Luther who’s Peter Luther tho? Joe?

    • @LutherCraft222
      @LutherCraft222 4 года назад +1

      Angus Wiebe I’m not sure but I think he had ligma

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 года назад +2

      Ian is my shade

  • @sarahcollett9968
    @sarahcollett9968 4 года назад +313

    Ethan: “I can’t get enough of Salt Bae”
    Ethan 20 seconds later: “ENOUGH of Salt Bae.”

    • @Eevee141
      @Eevee141 4 года назад +3

      A lil salt goes a long way 🧂

    • @metalstiches
      @metalstiches 4 года назад +2

      He didnt mean cant get enough by the context he said it

    • @sarahcollett9968
      @sarahcollett9968 4 года назад +1

      Metal Meggers I know!! Just thought it was funny (:

  • @settledeagle5114
    @settledeagle5114 4 года назад +41

    Put the guy who dumped the cereal in a gladiatorial arena with mobility marry

  • @nataliejackson4997
    @nataliejackson4997 4 года назад +7

    Hila asking Ethan if he is a simp killed me 😂

  • @bloosh7425
    @bloosh7425 4 года назад +450

    Hila's comedy and humour is growing during quarantine....and it's sliding into the dark spectrum

    • @MadTwatter
      @MadTwatter 4 года назад +7

      I feel like you're talking down to her because she's on the slow side.

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos 4 года назад +28

      @@MadTwatter aren't you doing that?

    • @zulunation90s95
      @zulunation90s95 4 года назад +36

      Sam She ain‘t on the slow side... just introverted. Also a non native speaker

    • @blackkat5605
      @blackkat5605 4 года назад +14

      @@MadTwatter how many languages do you speak?

    • @blackkat5605
      @blackkat5605 4 года назад +2

      Also no one laughs at each others jokes which makes things way more awkward (and Hila more quiet) but I think it adds to the humor

  • @blindedbynostalgia2203
    @blindedbynostalgia2203 4 года назад +242

    Ethan: _says something that’s common sense_
    Hila: ok let’s *write a book and start a CULT*

  • @kennymixter6475
    @kennymixter6475 4 года назад

    I really enjoy the time stamps. Thanks.

  • @Matty__Matt
    @Matty__Matt 4 года назад +44

    The secret ending is so interesting, and then the conclusion killed me that someone already patented a long time ago!

    • @luisv8413
      @luisv8413 4 года назад +3

      Thank you, was bored scrolling thru youtube at 4am and realized there is another ending 😂

  • @drea3348
    @drea3348 4 года назад +202

    When I saw his show in Chicago a while back I’d say more than half the audience new about filthy frank and were constantly yelling out Papa Franku haha

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin 4 года назад +552

    Pink Guy even would tell his fans that they should chill about wanting new "Joji" music. This was never a secret.

    • @SavantAudiosurf
      @SavantAudiosurf 4 года назад +20

      tbh he's a way better youtuber than rapper

    • @huckjones5301
      @huckjones5301 4 года назад +69

      @@SavantAudiosurf good thing hes not a rapper

    • @ignignokt-6050
      @ignignokt-6050 4 года назад +22

      Joji music sucks. Just my opinion. He was funny as filthy frank and his goofy ass characters. He started taking himself too seriously

    • @SavantAudiosurf
      @SavantAudiosurf 4 года назад +21

      I'm not saying he sucks, I just liked his RUclips videos more than his music.

    • @chrishernandez6131
      @chrishernandez6131 4 года назад

      But views

  • @RyanHoguePassiveIncome
    @RyanHoguePassiveIncome 4 года назад +8

    *"Priority shipping to the afterlife"* 😂🤣

  • @ImRefraction
    @ImRefraction 4 года назад

    these time stamps are a game changer ive always wanted some

  • @prettypuppy2222
    @prettypuppy2222 4 года назад +351

    I’m glad to part of the .1%

    • @Alexander-in1hv
      @Alexander-in1hv 4 года назад +16

      .01

    • @normajeane327
      @normajeane327 4 года назад +11

      Emiry I know someone who's little sister is named Emory. My name's Emily. When she comes over he says "Emily this is Emory. Emory, Emily.

    • @mouse_9333
      @mouse_9333 4 года назад +7

      Uhmmm, Awkcually, thvat ith maffmadikklie inkerrrct so chek yur fakts necks time.

    • @br0dus
      @br0dus 4 года назад +4

      Mouse _ that comment looks like a mouse ran across your keyboard

    • @mouse_9333
      @mouse_9333 4 года назад +9

      Jack Inghoff HOW DARE YOU RESPOND WITH BEE MY SECOND COUSIN IS ALLERGIC TO BEES THATS SO INSENSITIVE!

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 4 года назад +70

    Whenever Ian came on screen I couldnt hear him. All I heard was lofi hiphop that made me want to study/relax.

  • @victorvondoom2457
    @victorvondoom2457 4 года назад

    Loving the time stamps

  • @geezuschristsleftfoot2503
    @geezuschristsleftfoot2503 4 года назад

    thanks for the time stamps!

  • @jakenorth4811
    @jakenorth4811 4 года назад +218

    Ian’s background was a huge win.

  • @hilfigerish6401
    @hilfigerish6401 4 года назад +214

    Damn is Joji gunna be cancelled the same way H3H3 got cancelled aka not at all?????

    • @billbelicheat4499
      @billbelicheat4499 4 года назад

      This is why you go to school kids

    • @Theloveinabubble
      @Theloveinabubble 4 года назад

      Y E S

    • @pppp5425
      @pppp5425 4 года назад +1

      @The Rusty Cutlass why should someone explain? Dumb people will just find another thing to cancel anyone.

    • @dominicdoherty7208
      @dominicdoherty7208 4 года назад

      Wair

    • @simonm3931
      @simonm3931 4 года назад +1

      "Cancelling" is now the word for "I'm a 12 year old shut in and I don't like you"

  • @lucaspino8704
    @lucaspino8704 4 года назад +3

    this episode started super strong and wholesome

  • @queenAaliyah3000
    @queenAaliyah3000 4 года назад

    Thank you Dan for the Froot Loop correction 🙏.

  • @louisaguirre1826
    @louisaguirre1826 4 года назад +130

    4 year relationship ended this morning 20 minutes later h3 drops some heat saves the day PAPA BLESS🙏🙏🙏

    • @alex-cp5jv
      @alex-cp5jv 4 года назад +13

      stay positive bro

    • @louisaguirre1826
      @louisaguirre1826 4 года назад +9

      Honestly thank you guys carzy times we all got this🙏

    • @noahlarson8884
      @noahlarson8884 4 года назад +12

      enjoy saving some extra money and taking some time for yourself, its a winning situation

    • @vassan3756
      @vassan3756 4 года назад +5

      You got support from us dawg

    • @bibipeach6
      @bibipeach6 4 года назад +13

      @@louisaguirre1826 when my relationship ended with my ex I honestly thought it was something bad but now after 3 years and finding someone else I can only call that break up the biggest blessing ever !

  • @keyarca
    @keyarca 4 года назад +238

    Now that's a juicy title...
    Edit: What I came for 😎
    Doja Cat 57:59, Tekashi 1:20:50, JOJI 1:35:12

    • @mateogonzalez452
      @mateogonzalez452 4 года назад +12

      key arca it’s in the description

    • @keyarca
      @keyarca 4 года назад +4

      @@mateogonzalez452 lmao I'm so dumb haha

    • @oswaldoposas
      @oswaldoposas 4 года назад +10

      I still appreciate the work. I always go to the comments to find the time codes lol Thank you!

    • @Vasilia4
      @Vasilia4 4 года назад +2

      THANK YOU. Podcasts should really add time stamps

    • @beny988
      @beny988 4 года назад +2

      Are these names of people? What nonsense!

  • @69UncleFrank
    @69UncleFrank 4 года назад +13

    gonna need a petition for TLC Mobility Mary show STAT

  • @RapunzelASMR
    @RapunzelASMR 4 года назад +58

    that carboard coffin box is morbid af

    • @curmidgeon8
      @curmidgeon8 3 года назад +3

      You’re morbid af

    • @pain7787
      @pain7787 3 года назад +2

      Your videos looks fucking weird

  • @chrismatthew2650
    @chrismatthew2650 4 года назад +124

    When Ethan said the guy was "Being returned to Amazon" I busted out laughing.

    • @snusemcgoose1001
      @snusemcgoose1001 4 года назад +16

      Hila saying "Ups Underground" got me lol

    • @jessiezus6093
      @jessiezus6093 4 года назад

      BUSTED is that a reference to last ep

  • @jeffreydouglass2909
    @jeffreydouglass2909 4 года назад +146

    Ethan: "I can't get enough of Salt Bae."
    Ethan 5 seconds later: "Enough Salt Bae!

  • @sweatergrunge5057
    @sweatergrunge5057 4 года назад

    this format is so good! idk how long you've been doing it, but it's so helpful to click thru what I want to listen to when!

  • @frick5824
    @frick5824 4 года назад +1

    SOLID episode. Big happy, not big mad.

  • @MisssPeachykeen
    @MisssPeachykeen 4 года назад +62

    Imagine being a avid joey salads fan? A true fan. A true listener of his podcast. Is that person even out there? That would be craaaaaay

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 4 года назад +8

      Nancy Pelosi holds a position in our country. Even harder to imagine people actually vote for her. Joey just seems like a weird RUclips personality. Nancy Pelosi is the most blatantly and obviously corrupt person in our government. People are crazy, indeed.

    • @salg1747
      @salg1747 4 года назад +1

      @Sarah D Yeah it's wild to me that anyone would actually be that stupid to enjoy or believe anything that numb nuts Joey puts out.

    • @salg1747
      @salg1747 4 года назад

      Why the fuck do my responses keep getting deleted? I made 2 to Feet Inspector and both have been deleted.

    • @eltontaylor162
      @eltontaylor162 4 года назад +1

      Isn't the world chaotic and terrifying enough without the thought of such a nightmare of a human existing on this planet? Just lurking and waiting for their time to make decisions that affect other people. Thanks for adding to the list of things that keep me up at night.

    • @ytkaci
      @ytkaci 4 года назад

      I liked your comment then I read the word cray, I then removed the like.

  • @baumsquad13
    @baumsquad13 4 года назад +82

    Ethan reading 6ix9ine lyrics was hilarious

  • @Filmwithpurpose
    @Filmwithpurpose 4 года назад

    Great moves with the time stamps. Keep it up great work.

  • @jackfrizzy2638
    @jackfrizzy2638 4 года назад +1

    I love the bonus “curb your diaper wipe invention” clip at the end 😂

  • @jamesramirez6206
    @jamesramirez6206 4 года назад +76

    That bed-coffin is the human equivalent of getting buried in a shoe box

    • @BabvBlues
      @BabvBlues 4 года назад +4

      omg

    • @whome779
      @whome779 4 года назад

      True but maggots gonna get us either way

  • @drwombat
    @drwombat 4 года назад +93

    00:00 - Intro
    04:40 - Soflo
    8:20 - Mobility Mary
    13:47 - Coffin Bed
    19:56 - TikToks & Instagramss
    29:26 - Bad Tattoos
    42:07 - 90 Days Goofs
    57:53 - Doja Cat
    1:07:37 - Joey Salads
    1:20:45 - 6ix9ine
    1:35:12 - Joji

  • @demitreburger707
    @demitreburger707 4 года назад

    Fucckin love how the video is segmented into the individual topics

  • @zerofriends6
    @zerofriends6 4 года назад +4

    damn just an incredible amount of enthusiasm coming from ethan in this one.

  • @leslie0894ify
    @leslie0894ify 4 года назад +147

    Ian’s dippy wippy invention at the end and then finding out that Jamie Lee Curtes already invented it is so hilarious

  • @flickbeanie
    @flickbeanie 4 года назад +34

    i laughed too much when he said "but it looks like she was about to gihad the whole foods" 12:01

  • @yomom666
    @yomom666 3 года назад

    love the segmentss

  • @cacaisaac
    @cacaisaac 4 года назад

    the time stamps in the video bar are amazing

  • @emmaj7040
    @emmaj7040 4 года назад +92

    When Ian dresses exactly like Mac Miller while wearing a Mac Miller sweatshirt, papa bless.

    • @perlamatias47
      @perlamatias47 4 года назад +2

      I knew I couldn't have been the only one that noticed this lol

  • @coolcat6046
    @coolcat6046 4 года назад +214

    Never stop guys. No matter the hate, loads of people watch and love this show. 👍

    • @grownupkidzclub3427
      @grownupkidzclub3427 4 года назад +16

      Facts, i love their podcast, especially in this time

    • @d-rockanomaly9243
      @d-rockanomaly9243 4 года назад +18

      They have tenfold the amount of fans than haters. The haters are loud.

    • @jutiajulia
      @jutiajulia 4 года назад +6

      Agree 100%

    • @xsoano8519
      @xsoano8519 4 года назад +1

      YES ! I love this podcast so so much

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 4 года назад +1

      absolutely 👏

  • @fictionfrank1209
    @fictionfrank1209 4 года назад

    Appreciate yall ✊🏽

  • @bobriley000444
    @bobriley000444 4 года назад +1

    these new built in chapters on the time bar are lit

  • @TheGuitarist7000
    @TheGuitarist7000 4 года назад +341

    Hila’s so funny, I feel bad when her jokes go under the radar and no one laughs. I laughed :(

    • @mary_jane-puffer8897
      @mary_jane-puffer8897 4 года назад +11

      SIMP!

    • @TheGuitarist7000
      @TheGuitarist7000 4 года назад +48

      REDSPY2016 I’ll simp for Hila I don’t care lol

    • @Emily-kd2zv
      @Emily-kd2zv 4 года назад +6

      You’ll simp for Hila? Sounds like a simp

    • @leocardew1678
      @leocardew1678 4 года назад +24

      @@Emily-kd2zv you wouldnt simp for hila? also sounds like a simp

    • @SenatorDoom44
      @SenatorDoom44 4 года назад

      @@TheGuitarist7000 she's married

  • @CrackerCorner3
    @CrackerCorner3 4 года назад +243

    Joji Fans:
    “What, now you’re gonna tell me 1+1 equals 2 or some shit?”

  • @serenar4458
    @serenar4458 4 года назад +8

    Ethan: I can't get enough of salt bae... Ethan 2 seconds later: Enough salt bae, next!

  • @benson5653
    @benson5653 4 года назад

    I love segmenting the episode in the progress bar. so cool

  • @Jack-ul8nn
    @Jack-ul8nn 4 года назад +31

    Dan cracking up in the backgorund always makes me laugh

  • @transient442
    @transient442 4 года назад +109

    When are we going to stop pretending being canceled is a real thing when the majority of people with common sense don’t care.

    • @hughman9975
      @hughman9975 4 года назад

      Cause the people who do care go so out their way to scream and shout about something they get heard, and the media feeds on it, its just a stupid cycle

    • @heartx4421
      @heartx4421 4 года назад

      Fucking hate that whole articles from actual news companies are being written with the sources being "a twitter user"

    • @respectfulgamer7232
      @respectfulgamer7232 4 года назад

      It is a real thing when someone in power believes in it.

  • @blue1907
    @blue1907 4 года назад +90

    Once Ethan started talking about the N word pass everyone was like "Not touching that" 😂 good choice y'all

    • @Naotahaley
      @Naotahaley 4 года назад +4

      I just kept thinking the whole time "ethan pls just stop"

    • @chungusamongus69
      @chungusamongus69 4 года назад +2

      Yea cuz if you step out of line at all you get cancelled. Its called social control

    • @khaki1295
      @khaki1295 3 года назад

      @Xiola DuBose you come around here often?

    • @the_quadracorn
      @the_quadracorn 3 года назад +2

      @igot you I kind of find it endearing. His heart's in the right place, he just kinda has stoner thoughts. I'm glad the others are there to suss him out. Then he learns usually

    • @celenamjackson4442
      @celenamjackson4442 3 года назад

      Nu

  • @bradleymcginnis1231
    @bradleymcginnis1231 4 года назад +1

    The last 4 minutes of the podcast was one of the best parts

  • @courtneyrickert5314
    @courtneyrickert5314 4 года назад +65

    It’s crazy that no one realized that Joji is filthy frank

    • @BabvBlues
      @BabvBlues 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @metalstiches
      @metalstiches 4 года назад +4

      They definitely know.. joji doesnt want to be remembered as frank and they respect that. So they don't bring it up

    • @courtneyrickert5314
      @courtneyrickert5314 4 года назад

      Metal Meggers love that 😂

  • @cadavher
    @cadavher 4 года назад +103

    The Russian woman is lucky 90day cast was filming, cause with his history of beating women black and blue, her rejection would probably have caused him to flip.

    • @freakbuck
      @freakbuck 4 года назад +14

      Who knows what actually did happen when the cameras weren't rolling. The producers seriously endangered her

    • @stateyourthesis
      @stateyourthesis 4 года назад +3

      That is sooo true. She dodge a major and possible literal bullet

    • @scorpio_moongrl2135
      @scorpio_moongrl2135 4 года назад +1

      sooo true

    • @wilmerfudd4133
      @wilmerfudd4133 4 года назад

      I can’t tell if these comments are satire or not

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 4 года назад +1

      @@wilmerfudd4133
      Not. TLC wouldnt boot him off the show from a "rumour" like he claims. And if you actually watch the show he gives off a cold/in direct vibe the whole time.

  • @wolvves4293
    @wolvves4293 4 года назад

    I really like the time stamps on the time bar.

  • @jonnythefisherman420
    @jonnythefisherman420 4 года назад

    love yall so much

  • @keyswrld1988
    @keyswrld1988 4 года назад +241

    Who is this joji guy and why does he look like filthy frank🤔

    • @user-zh3hx5wq3h
      @user-zh3hx5wq3h 4 года назад +2

      Oh my god i know right?

    • @MarcosAmparo
      @MarcosAmparo 4 года назад +5

      Joji does not look like Filthy Frank. He looks like Kpop singer

    • @kimjongun3811
      @kimjongun3811 4 года назад +2

      I heard he looks like pink guy 😳

    • @kimjongun3811
      @kimjongun3811 4 года назад +2

      @@rush-zh5dc pink guy*

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan 4 года назад

      No, looks like pink guy to me

  • @foopertrooper8068
    @foopertrooper8068 4 года назад +56

    Ian's invention could have been part of the show. Honestly love these interactions within the crew more than anything. I demand more

  • @Earth2Logan
    @Earth2Logan 4 года назад +3

    Ethan’s “Dad sounds” are always on point.

  • @Gemd8
    @Gemd8 2 года назад +1

    Okay but the ending killed me 😂

  • @rayquazza777
    @rayquazza777 4 года назад +68

    11:23 made me realize Ethan could easily be a character in the Rick and Morty universe haha the natural stutter to insult is perfect

    • @tylermcnally9931
      @tylermcnally9931 4 года назад +3

      I have a theory that Justin roiland created Ethan in a lab and when he comes on the show its just to check on him and do some maintenance

  • @hannahnolan9605
    @hannahnolan9605 4 года назад +5

    I’ve worked in my healthcare job all week & I’m broke & exhausted but I watch every podcast on the weekends & then listen to older ones again on my commute to work all week. I know that sounds weird but all of you truly make me laugh. Stay Safe everyone 🇬🇧

  • @yuriliz6453
    @yuriliz6453 4 года назад +12

    I was confused at first if he was saying bachata but the “ch” sound is supposed to be like in chimney.

  • @amaliapacheco1829
    @amaliapacheco1829 4 года назад +18

    Ian’s background 😂 lofi anime girl vibes

  • @LlamaComma
    @LlamaComma 4 года назад +46

    Imagine them putting the Amazon "Smile" on those coffins

  • @Luka-bx7bn
    @Luka-bx7bn 4 года назад +48

    Wait, that "Timeline" in the video is sick. Finally some good stuff from RUclips.

    • @avisoncino8665
      @avisoncino8665 4 года назад +13

      Yeah, but I can't stand that they moved the comments tho.

    • @ajausbajdhqj
      @ajausbajdhqj 4 года назад +5

      @@avisoncino8665 ikr they're always tryna fix things that arent broken n just end up creating a new problem. literally no one wanted them to move the comments n they had no reason to it's so fucking retarded

    • @ricardomaldonado9321
      @ricardomaldonado9321 4 года назад +2

      @@ajausbajdhqj I love the new comments personally. From an UI standpoint it's a lot better, since I don't have to scroll all the way down to get to them.

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar 4 года назад +2

      @@ricardomaldonado9321 yeah but I liked scrolling down, made me feel special

    • @brinna7712
      @brinna7712 4 года назад +2

      Ricardo Maldonado but it’s a lot easier to lose your place now they are all like hidden now,

  • @hettel_visual
    @hettel_visual 3 года назад +1

    Mobility Mary marked the absolute peak of the H3 Podcast. Best goofin 2020

  • @andyberryman3148
    @andyberryman3148 4 года назад

    Really enjoyed this episode Ethan - nice one! Great vibes :)

  • @categgstv
    @categgstv 4 года назад +122

    me: ah yes the end of the podcast
    ian: THE DIPEY WIPEY

  • @mariahdavis6017
    @mariahdavis6017 4 года назад +216

    “Promises made, promises kept”
    But where’s pewdipie ethan

    • @nellynailedit6972
      @nellynailedit6972 4 года назад +2

      Ethan Beer no no he already pre cancelled for next week, week after that tho 😂😂

    • @carissasokolowski6766
      @carissasokolowski6766 4 года назад

      Umm... I would definitely guess it just MIGHT be related to the fact that hmm maybe were IN A PANDEMIC and mayyyyybe they might be practicing social distancing!!? BUT I dont get why they couldn’t FaceTime each other or one of those video chatting apps! But I don’t think Ethan is involved in why he hasn’t been on yet.. and honestly I don’t think it’s any malicious reason ... but people LOVE to start rumors and dramaaaa on the Internet lmao

    • @ricewolf9750
      @ricewolf9750 4 года назад +7

      Pewdiepie isnt real

    • @777dan7777
      @777dan7777 4 года назад +10

      @@carissasokolowski6766 are you slow?

    • @Nina-ps9ob
      @Nina-ps9ob 4 года назад +7

      Carissa Sokolowski r u ok

  • @epicsyd87
    @epicsyd87 4 года назад +18

    cereal boy goes to my school. does stuff like this all the time. interrupted my chem lecture once to confess his "undying love" for the professor. wouldn't leave and disrupted like ten minutes of class. grade A chump.

    • @nellyioannidou5612
      @nellyioannidou5612 4 года назад +6

      You have the honour and duty,
      to bitch slap him in the name of the H3H3 community.

    • @kirihara147
      @kirihara147 3 года назад

      You have the honour and duty,
      to bitch slap him in the name of the H3H3 community.

  • @gingee7566
    @gingee7566 4 года назад

    papa bless those TIMESTAMPS! thank you!