MICHAEL REEVES JOINS OFFLINETV
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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2019
- Surprise! Welcome Michael Reeves as our 6th official member! You definitely didn’t expect this at all! Haha!
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Didn't see this coming, did you? ;)
Not at all
Offline TV yay
Offline TV I’m so happy!!!
LEAKED OMEGALUL
Offline TV it was kinda obvious
You just basically signed a contract saying “I wanna be tazed”
correction, "i wanna be tazed TO DEATH"
ye
“I want to be tazed and then evicted “
Me: Michael, meet kuka, kuka holds your tazers and when used properly can cause a murderous robot uprising
Anthony Cartagena and or killed
I’m pretty sure it’s already happened lmao
“There’s a fine line in between genius and insanity, Michael has snorted that line”
True
My favorite quote.
Most accurate shit ever
Who said this quote?
I need the video where this line was said
“She is addicted to crystal meth and she’s a crackhead”
Oh so that’s why he likes her
A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
LMAO was looking for this commment
Yes
@@dudeuncool8037 a match made in HELL lmfao...
He's her dealer. I get it
Lily: calls Michael an underage child.
Michael: calls Lily an elderly lady.
Both Michael and Lily: *ends up dating*
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
Like Harold and Maude
The age balance out
Coot
Lily sounds like a child. Michael sounds like a crazy old man.
"why did you want to join offline TV?"
"William was sick of me and told me to go taze someone other than him"
Geo_Star Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t William and Michael recently get evicted 😂
So Micheal didn`t "join" OfflineTV.... They adopted a homeless person xD
@@Arkim26 A homeless crackhead goblin.
Johnny Rocket they did but they found a new place and that’s where he filmed the Michael Reeve’s Twitter bot. Michael just left and William and some other people still love in that new house. You can see in ruclips.net/video/z5ialbYjhKs/видео.html that the front door is the same as the one in the Twitter bot video.
Edit: put wrong link
@@Arkim26 they adopted a 4 foot 3 Filipino coder
Michael to OfflineTV:
“Im not locked in here with you,You’re locked in here with me”
damn. the rorshach references
this reminds me of Supernatural when Dean and Sam escapes prison into the Woods, and the guards ”you’re trapped out here with us, give up” and Dean just Clapton back with ”well well well, seems like we have some communication issues, you see, we’re not trapped out here you, you’re trapped out here with us
@@notmuchinuse1258 thats exactly what i was thinking about.... i dont watch the show i just randomly rememebr two things about it. That and that peter guy
Micheal is basically the physical embodiment of chaos and intelligence
Unexpected Watchmen
LilyPichu: "There's a lot of potential working with him"
Me: Aged like fine wine.. Like fine wine..
i'm honestly just surprised her ex didn't "disappear" considering micheal has built two guns and who knows how many taser weapons,one of those guns is technically a 40mm grenade launcher(the one he was shooting at the park when he heard sirens and ran into the jungle)
Not all the Vats upon the Rhine
Yield such an Alcohol
Lily back then: We could make good content together.
Lily now: He IS good content.
@@Aaron-zu3xn im more surprised that FED didnt disappear considering what he did and at the time the drama happened, lily was already dating michael
@@Aaron-zu3xn im sorry...
Scarra: He needs friends Take pity on him he looks like hes twelve
Michael: i have 6? 7? 8 of these fawkers??? do you even know how many people i can taze????
ehhhh...still doesn't change the fact he looks 12 tho
@Roberto Sevilla Lmao
im guessing 6, 7 or 8
Oh boy the likes are currently 666 kinda wanna mess it up tho but naaaaahhhhh
@@dreamliz7497 they are now exactly 888
Yvonne: "I mean, he's nice."
Micheal: "I have a thing for tazing people to feed my sick addiction."
First
Feed my sick *fetish*
And then yvonne is the one with the most severe case of "micheal reeves ptsd" in the whole house
@@Rico_71 poor her 😔
She looks so intimidated and ever since the hide and seek video, I can see why.
Yvonne: "He's nice"
*cuts to clip of her crying in hide n' seek*
Ethan Geverink dude I swear I was gonna comment this
I was SO expecting it to happen
Damnit I want to like but there are 666 likes
Wtf my name used to be B E A N S
People didn't believe toast when he said he was smart..... Look at him now.
Created mobile apps, worked at companies such as Microsoft and Tesla... yes, not smart at all
@Swaroop Handral toast literally said that in his draw my life video..
@Swaroop Handral i think toast code cos i saw a video both of them were coding
@@kanaae coding IS programming
@@kanaae lmao, he knows BOTH coding and programming? Das cray cray bro.
Seeing Lily talk about micheal before they were datin is actually kinda hilarious
"I did programming for the government and somewhere it went wrong."
The government made a mistake.
As soon as they saw the drone swarm video they probably slid into the dms : "we miss you buddy"
nooooooo....it wasn't....
Pricymas Star
No...you don’t.
@@phamdunk3345 it was Michael wasnt it
Red-diculous Productions
...
So you guys invited a guy who’s main characteristic is his love of tasing people into your home to live in
Michael "Electrical Boogeyman" Reeves
Well, it will improve their reaction time.
But then again, that's just his character.......right?
he got in there with lies and deceit xD
One thousandth like :)
Why did you joined offlinetv??
Michael : I just really needed test subjects
Michael Reeves is Asian TF2 medic confirmed
“He’s a comedy tech youtuber”
Michael: *screams at a microwave*
to turn it on how do you turn it on?
k h o m e d i e
Offline TV members: He’s a friend
Michael: They are test subjects!
Its no longer Offline TV, no
Its just Michael and his taser slaves
@@pepelefrog3697 Y E S
@@thelocalhivemind8079 thank you sir
little did he know.......
He will end up dating a member of offline TV
@@joel7647Lmao
Michael joining was not the worst kept secret, his relationship with Lily was
they didnt start dating until recently. The shipping still wasnt wished for, and the fact that they are ok now, doesn´t make it ok.
Herr Person that’s just fancy talk
Herr Person What are you on about?
They weren't trying to keep it a secret
@@nonbinaryfaucet284 what the fuck are you talking about
Vaas: have I ever told you the meaning of insanity?
Michael: I BASICALLY I N V E N T E D I T
Shoot and a miss
No you're wrong
H E I S I T
ahahahaha lmao
" I actually went to Japan with them, nothing weird happened there at all..... "
😂😂😂😂
Whats the joke there was he alluding to something specific?
@@elliothammer9485 lily's ex cheated on her while they were in Japan
@@Mohannad77777 damn
as his shirt says: YIKES
2 months since he moved in and now he is dating Lily, what a chad
In my experience, when you meet the right one, it doesn't take long to know
@@Eclectic-Sheep they have been friends for a long time tho, maybe moving in was the last step
3
@@nexustheyoungsaucegod8661 2
@@dominicsmith5548 1
Someone is going to die. Or become immune to electricity. Like a pokemon.
Lilypichu is about to evolve into LilyPikachu with all that electricity
It has to be pokimane because name.
well a relationship died 👀
True! but with a lot more torture like Killua
No they'll turn into Killua Zoldyck
no wonder why he swears so much, he's half filipino lol
Lmaoo
yes
Of course us Filipinos have lots of fucked up words in our movies and shows
I feel offended
potangina we swear so fucking much
"AHH Fuck it's the elderly"
-Michael Reeves 2019
Best quote ever
Micheal: Joins Offline TV
Offline TV: Loses any possibility of monetization
No, every time they get demonitozed all workers at head quarters of yt get tazed.
They actually have a very good editor
@@valad. lmao
Monetization:adiós
Michael just yeeted it lol
Toast: "He is very smart"
Micheals wallpaper: what the f*** is oatmeal
Time?
@@stevethea5250 3:09
@@thornierclub9575 3:07
What the fuck is oatmeal?
What the fuck is oatmeal*
"Looking back, I should've said 'Thank you' but I was just too lazy to reply." same Toast same
I like how it's just 6 minutes of Micheal insulting everyone, except toast,
OfflineTV: Micheal finally has friends
William Osman: *lone tear rolls down cheek*
I hope they will still visit eachother ;-;
I’m kinda bummed about that. They had a lot of great chemistry. Hopefully this goes just as well.
William is a whole person with a caretaker, im sure it was cramped
Lool
Hes gonna sneak him in with the luggage
Pokimane: I've always had a special place in my heart for people that coded
All of her simps: You know, I'm something of a coder myself
I don't think she even knew what coding means. I felt Michel deserves better to live with the like of William osman because thru both inventor and creator and not with hypocritical Karen like poki
Kos 291 I had stroke
*You know, Im something of a coder myself*
@@kos2919 just because poki is in it doesn't mean that the whole house sucks, also he can't live with William anymore cuz he's an inventor too and he's not gullible enough, at least in otv he has a lot of test subjects and a girlfriend
U really have the same pfp as me
"I just really need test subjects for videos."
Little did Michael know that he would soon meet Brodin, and that he would become the test subject.
Lily then: He seems like a very eccentric kid.
Lily now: Honey!!! Honey!!!
"Kid" had that dawg in him
Nobody:
Michael Reeves: I made my doorknob electrocute anyone who tries to enter my room
Update: I can't get out
This is actually a genius video idea 😂
Can this video happen? Please
That's...Actually not a bad idea...
Or he can do "I attached electrocute on their door handle"
Yvonne: “I mean, he’s nice”
Also Yvonne: *has Vietnam flash backs*
Literal FLASH backs, since tasers are quite flashy.
NERD_NATO r/therealjoke
Pranay Talati 2:06 is time-stamp for it
Turns out that yvone partially hates him
Haha
lily: we're fans of each other
me: that aged really well, huh?!
"for kids"
*swears at least 10 times each video*
just like every other kid!
@@kimaji right right
The number seems to be lower than it should be
“Absolutely normal japan trip”
TOO SOON MICHEAL
WHAT HAPPENED IN JAPAN?
@@menosgrande1112 what happened in japan stays in japan
@@menosgrande1112 don't ask.
@@menosgrande1112 pick a card. Any card
i'm assuming it's about the liberty breakup, if not idk. i'm not a twitch pleb xd
Michael's resume for the Government: "I can make taser robots."
The Government: "Perfect for the U.S. Government."
MURICA
MURICA 100
Michaels whole personality is drugged electric child, and that is comedy gold.
I love how Scarra is like..the heart of OTV. Michael was brought into the fold thanks to Scarra existing
Toast: I cant wait for mykull to join so everyone can bully him
Mykull: (pulls out tazer)
Unless I do it to him
u dont bully mykull, mykull bullies you
Everyone : we have you 4 to 1
Michael : **pulls out his tomato spike* hey bud
*"I'm not stuck in here with all of you.. you are all stuck in here with me!"*
*how the turntables*
Lily: He seems like a really eccentric kid
*Clip of Michael screaming at a microwave*
*WITH TIN FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE*
And now they date
That was code for "lily want that peen"
Michael and Toast are the two that completly changed OTV when they joined
I like how Lily and Michael had the most to say about each other
Fed's right this literally wasn't a secret at all
"this is probably the worst kept lie of all time"
*Sykkuno's "lights" have enter chat*
"guys it's just dinner"
"thats my grandparents and uncle"
@@thedoctor8527 But they did so anyway, only a stupid person would think that Sykkuno isn't living with them rn, despite all the Clues like Toast Screaming while He was streaming SCP, plus its already confirmed.
and his "I was pouring myself a cup of water"
@@thedoctor8527 guess what, now he have the most viewers than any otv members, 🤣
Toast: looking back I shouldve thank you
Michael: *give me your credit card info*
The funny part was that he pulled the "Fuck, it's the elderly" straight outa his ass pocket. No hesitation, no thinking, straight out.
Bro Michael makes this team. Wouldn’t have even found Offline without him.
yes
@@yellowsmile9781 wait why are you here?
@@hazzelaurencepaned4099 y bro?
You have such a point
Yea
OfflineTV: "Nice!! A new member and a friend!"
Michael: *_"T E S T S U B J E C T S"_*
[HeyIm-_-Tom] “placing an independent variable”
herp derp *New kill leader....that’s what I long for*
ZombossonRUclips is that a caustic reference 👀👀👀
_weeb0 _ *breathe it in*
And now one of the subjects Is his girlfriend
"He's nice"
Then Michael telepathically told Yvonne "Wanna get tased?"
No one's gonna mention "Michael: What a coinkydink"?
“Yeah it’s just really obvious that he doesn’t have friends” LMAOOOO
aerophoenix1 He doesn’t need friends he only needs test subjects xD
he has one but use it as test subject jemere his name i dont know watch the forcing you to dab video
He can make robot friends
Hahahaahhaa lmao I genuinely feel the same as him.
Why am I not seeing William Osman in the comment section
Micheal: **join offlinetv**
*PEACE WILL NEVER BE AN OPTION*
Tiny Tea Cup *was never an option*
Dont use memes if you don't know them correctly
Tiny Tea Cup it’s Michael. I know this bc that’s also my name
Who is the girl at 00:07
I love how lily knew everything about him and was confident in that fact 🥺
I like how toast is like "it's gonna be nice to have another person to bully and haze" meanwhile Michael is talking about how he has new test subjects to tase
"So they can have someone else to bully and shit on"
Toast, buddy, the man is a walking taser.
Mess with the crackhead get the taser
I BET he has a fucking holster where he keeps the pink taser in just whip it out when need be.
Id hate to be a burglar in Michael's house 😂😂 forget guns! He's got tasers in every nook and cranny of the offlinetv house already.
@@Night-ud4ew I'd honestly rig tripwire tasers to everything that can be opened.
Hes gonna build taser gloves its only a matter of time
Yvonne: "Yeah Michael's nice.... "
YOU CAN SEE THE HORROR IN HER EYES LMFAOOO
*flashbacks to the hide and seek video*
He has que cards and if you don't read em right you get tazed
U know she was being threatened with a tazer.
@@sweetteagod9963 great times
best decison OTV ever made
Before Michael joined offline tv: **Michael runs away cuz Lily is holding their dog**
Years later
Michael: **chases lily because he has a taser**
I didn’t even know offline was a thing until Michael
SAME Haha
Same. I just found out because of his new video that he made like an hour or two ago.
@@Bonezee I knew she looked familiar, but I didn't know it's Pokimane until now lol
I knew about Offline but was never actually interested enough to subscribe to the channel until now
amen
Nobody:
Michael: I turned the whole house into a taser.
Scarei he already made a carpet that tazes you when you step on it, so idk what’s stopping him from carpeting the entire house with that
Like Yoshikage Kira. "Deadly Tesla already touched the doorknob" *Taser noises intensifies*
@@matteoaubin2623 William Osman? idk rmb his name he did that tho not Micheal
I love you for the Food Wars profile picture
bruh like for real
3:36
Also Michael : *mumble* MY tyPe
'So why did you want to joi-'
*'Test subjects.'*
Nobody:
Michael: I TURNED THE STAIRS INTO A TASER WATERSLIDE!
New Video: I Hospialized All of OfflineTV (Taser Waterslide)
@@thelastthingyoudexpect1294 New video: Why I left (got kicked out of) OfflineTV
Don’t give him ideas
@@edukettu4259 New Video: I'm on Trial for Attempted Murder (NOT A PRANK...unless)
"I'm just glad there's someone else to bully now"
I don't think anyone will dare
nice
he will fuxkin taze them dud
Angel M.R He's got weaponry....
Yare yare...
Dude has the ability to order kamakize drone strikes. Like a small army of drones
Michael (In reference to Scawwa): "Every house needs the token boomer."
Lily: *exists*
3:43
And this, folks, is where Harry Potter speaks Parseltongue for the first time :D
"I really wanna see what we can do here."
It's tasing people.
How the heck this has a lot of likes and not a a single soul has comment
3:33
Michael: Lily is that Shy, quirky, UWU friend...
Visuals: Michael and Hearts
The foreshadowing
Michael and lily and hearts
Why do you think Scarra made the bet?
I feel like their relationship was obvious to everyone else months before they agreed to it.
@@Cripplified scarra never knew though, he said so in the podcast and i doubt he would have reason to lie about that
"And then you realize they're addicted to crystal meth and they're a crackhead" dude they were made for each other
Poki: I have a special place in my heart for people who code
Simps: time to code
really did feds dirty in that intro
2:25 "He's simultaneously 12 and 25 at the same time. He's Filipino. He likes robots. And he likes tasing people."
👌
What does it mean?
@@analitahinampas7295 It's just a really good summary of Michael lol
@@kurichan142 sorry still doesn't get it I'm weak in english hehehe😅
@@analitahinampas7295 Oh, there's no joke. I was just quoting the video (・∀・)
Looks like a typical student who recently learned how to code here in philippines
Michael: "Hi, Im Michael and Offline TV is joining me"
Kor Taffel underrated comment
I had never heard of Offline TV until Michael started hanging out with them.
@@jenniferaf7577 Cream Supreme agrees.
this is the truth
Jennifer Ashley michael is the only reason i watch offline tv lol
"AH Fuck! It's the elderly!"
"A lot of the time, I do a lot of dumb shit."
Fed called himself out before everything went down.
I feel mildly intimidated that Michael worked for the government at one point
The Hawaiian government “which is basically just businessmen banging two coconuts together” in his words
@@blorgusfeorgus5460 i think his head was one of the coconuts
feel the burn from the individual who didn't have good grades yet worked in the government. well its fine you will be too or get something better. my life is more shittier than yours.....
@Roderick storey Can you even be surprised, Michael is insanely smart, if he can think of and hook up what seems "goofy" objects like the Camera Tazer or the CUM Surgery Kit that are actually things really advanced to make and code, imagine what he could've been doing for the government.
He was a lot different back then. If you were around for his older videos you'd have seen the much calmer and more sane side of him. It's kinda funny to have seen him go from a nerdy little programming guy to the absolute banger of a lad he is today.
Normal people: Friends
Michael Reeves: Test subjects
Yea that seems about right
I, too make my friends punching bags for kangaroo
Normal people: friends
Me: boxing bags
Normal people: friends
Me: bullied :/
Michael's story is actually inspirational... Failing in grades but need to get a job, focus less on marks, focus more on extracurricular and other technical stuff and improve yourself....
Really inspiring!!
now they've multiplied with three more 😬👍
"We took pity on him, come on he's 12"
Best line here
12 or 12"? I mean either works but we just have to be specific.
@@garrettledford1147 ???
@@garrettledford1147 12" - 10
* looks at lily sarcastically says “ ah fuck it’s the elderly”
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ
“Poki lost the title of hottest OfflineTV member”
-My Friend Adam
Nope. Still has the title by miles.
@@officialboomtish214 Ok virgin
@@xsct878 quite contrary, at least I ain't the knight with ED 😂
@@officialboomtish214 have you seen Michael's arms
Did we all forget that Toast is in Offline TV?
0:29 micheal looks like the dude from the movie snowden
Not gonna lie, Michael Reeves was the one who led me to watch OfflineTV. He is too damn funny and a troll. He does not care what he says, he does not hold back. I was hella hyped when he said that he joined the OfflineTV. It is going to be more entertaining.
*Micheal Reeves joins offlinetv*
William Osman: *sad*
Nah i think he is partying cause the serial killing pschycopathic kid has moved
What happened to them tho? I see less and less of them together and they seemed inseparable in the past
Unexpected Meme willam Osman decided to abandon his adopted 12 year old son, Micheal Reeves, and had another child with cameraman John
I really hope Michael will pop up in Osman videos, because he was like a golden easter egg that made anything Osman better. I mean, cool for Michael to have tons of cute girls around but William needs his Michael too and Michael needs other physical makers to be around.
@@nordicmind82 well, William is married, and living with someone who is married aint the same as just living with bunch of friends.
Michael: "Now i make youtube videos on the internet, for kids."
Also Michael: *tazes everyone*
also michael: cyberbullies his fans
Also Micheal:refuses to not swear in a video.
for kids and me.
I don't know if he's Chaotic good or chaotic evil , but he is definitely chaotic .
Chaotic Neutral.
Congratulations Micheal! You’ve officially been a part of offlinetv for 366 days
Now we're just waiting for a "SYKUNNO JOINS OFFLINETV HOUSE"
Your wish has been granted lol
YESSIR
ya
lol hes just chilin he need to be more "OfflineWashed" t
Sadly he is
"He's Filipino, he likes making robots, and he likes tazeing people"
Me: yup. Michael Reeves summed up in 11 words
Philipino? Filipino is the right word
Yea ya dumass
11 is also his age
@@stephaniesummer2663 HE'S 12
Epic Drinker He's turning 12*. Confirmed during one of Lily's IRL stream.
Lily was so fucking on him from day 1.
he is probably.the best addition to offline
every filipino when Lily said he’s filipino: *HE’S FILIPINO?!*
@@sherwinelvina y'know you can just see it in their *E Y E S* thats some spiritual shit
did they miss the Racist Elmo video where he literally talks about Duterte and shows his mom??
he looks like half or part filipino for sure, not full
@@angespace6079 Because he *is* half filipino
Casper Lee Donovan lmao I’m saying ofc he looks, I know he is
Michael: “I just really needed...”
Me: “He’s gonna say test subjects.”
Michael: “...test subjects.”
i thought he was going to say friends lol
This is plausable.
satansundaybest I thought he was gonna say friends
More like: Taze subjects
"Do you know how many people I can taze?!
5:18 “I just really needed test subjects for my videos now i have 6,7, 8 of those fuckers?!”
0:01 I can think of another one Fed...
I feel like there is going to be moments when he’s going to put tasers in their beds to make a “shared” effective alarm clock
Great idea :D
*oh no...*
Don’t give him ideas man
BRILLIANT
Bro, Michael Reeves time is probably not compatible with human-time.
Is no one gonna talk about how micheal slides into someone's dms by going "hello fellow content creator, it's me, Susan Waikiki, please dm me your credit card info for glorious $15 cpm"
Yep.
Totally normal
What does the $15 cpm mean?
Pan Baron ok let’s talk about it
well its Micheal so
@Chiedza Dziruni the average cpm nowadays is 4-8
I love the fact that they thought they could haz Michael, he’s not the one that’s going to be going through a hazing