Gluten free EVERYTHING - Malicious Compliance

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @lancerevell5979
    @lancerevell5979 3 месяца назад +13

    In my state IT department, it was common for our team to lose positions (people) while being given more tasks. I became a serious devotee of the great prophet Dilbert. I combined this with some tricks I learned in the military. I volunteered for the extra duty of "Department Property Custodian" (doing constant inventory work), and Floor Warden (herding folks out during fire drills and ensuring Fire Marshall rules are followed), and I'd walk around carrying a clipboard, serious expression on my face. Seldom was I bothered. I knew all the "hidey holes" in our 17 floor building. I'd dilligently do my real IT work, usually finishing before the timeline, then fill out the day playing "Dilbert". Kept my blood pressure under control. 😅

    • @NOHTenma
      @NOHTenma 3 месяца назад

      I commend your devotion to the Prophet Dilbert!!😂

  • @Bugster42
    @Bugster42 3 месяца назад +15

    i had a manager stupidly tel me that if my desk was messy he couldn't see what see what i was doin g my desk was always messy for the next 40 years

  • @russlehman2070
    @russlehman2070 3 месяца назад +18

    I always use gluten free motor oil.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 3 месяца назад +3

      I also get gluten free water. Add gluten free rakes, shovels, deicing salt, regular salt, belt, hat and shoes.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 3 месяца назад +3

      Being Type 2 diabetic, I make sure my yard tools, oils, paint, etc. are strictly "sugarfree"! 😅

  • @steveadams7592
    @steveadams7592 3 месяца назад +1

    Grumpy guy: "These damn noisy kids."
    Neighbors: "Move out to the country and tell the squirrels, they might listen to you." 😆

  • @atomXLV
    @atomXLV 3 месяца назад +1

    7:27 I had a boss just like this. I used to work the paint department of a hardware store. I usually kept things cleaned as i stocked the shelves with paint. My boss came up to me and was mad that I wasn't working fast enough. The next day i made a point to be messy to the point where you almost couldn't walk through the asile she congratulated me on how fast and efficient i was working. Nothing clanged except I was being messy now which I guess would have made me go faster cause I wasn't cleaning up as I was going... 🤔

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 3 месяца назад +1

    I worked for years in a pizza parlor/arcade. The arcade part was right next to the open kitchen.
    I learned to tune out children, because it was kids screaming all day every day

  • @lb34mwr
    @lb34mwr 3 месяца назад +2

    I used to keep "broken" pcs or servers in my office and it looked like I was always working on one. My boss one day asked me if it was possible to drop everything and figure out why the website was pulling from are erp. I looked like a hero and went back fixing network issues. We had 2 networks that was a fall over setup if something went down.
    Old diesel motors use a crap load of oil.

  • @recumbentkoala
    @recumbentkoala 3 месяца назад +2

    I had a boss once who was sure I could get more done with "better time management". This was just BS, as I was already his most productive employee by far (whereas he and his co-director would futz about wasting time on Anthony Robbins cult crap (and wanted to drag us into doing the same)). I told him "no matter how you manage it, you cannot cram 25 hours of work into a 24 hour day". Another time, the other director had me devise an employee incentive scheme. I came up with a great one, that gained great benefits for both employees, and the company, without costing much. It, of course, was never implemented. I just think he had me do his homework for his MBA course. I wonder what I scored on that assignment.

  • @jmwatkins83
    @jmwatkins83 3 месяца назад +2

    im figuring a 6.7 ford diesel or maybe a dodge but honestly its deffinetly a diesel they take a lot of oil in trucks around 10 to 14 quarts depending on make model year and that price is not terrible at all considering the amount of work compared to a typical car or truck ect i mean most new rams with a hemi take 7 quarts now f150s with the 5.0 take 8 quarts

  • @seancondon5572
    @seancondon5572 3 месяца назад +6

    9:50 - uh... best I can come up with is Shell Rotella T6. It's a synthetic oil intended for diesels. ... could probably use it in a gasoline vehicle if it needs something that thick.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 3 месяца назад

      Shell Rotella T was the considered standard motor oil my motorcycle buddies used for our dual sport bikes. I owned my Kawasaki KLR650 for ten years. Never had problems with the wet clutch, never had to split the cases in all that time. I had literally stripped that bike to the bare frame twice, for maintenance, repair and mods, but the motor remained sealed. Ran great, why monkey with it? I did change my oil and filters every 3,000 miles. Rotella T is great stuff. 😎👍

    • @NOHTenma
      @NOHTenma 3 месяца назад +1

      But is it gluten free??

    • @seancondon5572
      @seancondon5572 3 месяца назад

      @@NOHTenma well, I talked with my boss, who talked with the supplier. They're gonna ask the manufacturer. Should know by Tuesday.

  • @flexiblenerd
    @flexiblenerd 3 месяца назад +4

    I will have you know I'm perfectly happy with my personal organized chaos, lol.

  • @YobieTheQuestioner
    @YobieTheQuestioner 3 месяца назад +6

    At least the "gluten free" sticker on the snow brush wasn't brushed off. OH and nice "555 qty" box on the chair in the background. I have a few of them stashed away 🙂

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад +2

      Always gotta keep a few around...lol

  • @jimwheeler7012
    @jimwheeler7012 3 месяца назад

    In the 40 years I worked I have to admit the only time my desk was ever neat was when I was fixing to either move to another job or when I retired. What used to astound people is that I could lay my hands on whatever paper I needed while juggling multiple projects. Several times over the years I would try to become a neat desk person, but it would never have last a whole five days.

  • @crichtonbruce4329
    @crichtonbruce4329 3 месяца назад

    Good stories Unca Jon, and I continue to be impressed by your skill with the segues to the soap pitch.

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 3 месяца назад +1

    Hopefully the bang bang with the pew pews was fun. Tho I don't own any pew pews yet. I hear doing bang bangs with the pew pews are just plain fun. Archery sounds fun as well.

  • @corrinbielawski8035
    @corrinbielawski8035 3 месяца назад

    Oh, I love you do archery! I recently did a course, and got my own recurve bow. It is so much fun, pretending I'm in a Marvel movie.

  • @nielsolseniii2881
    @nielsolseniii2881 3 месяца назад +1

    My wife's 7.3L F250 (2000) takes 10qt of oil per oil change, but they last so long on each oil change nowadays, so 12qt doesn't surprise me.

  • @kej_snake
    @kej_snake Месяц назад +1

    T6 is full synthetic Diesel oil and most Diesel take around 12-14qts in a pickup

  • @harleyreddragon2394
    @harleyreddragon2394 3 месяца назад +1

    Pew pew food 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBlindPhotographer
    @TheBlindPhotographer 3 месяца назад +2

    ❤Yay! New upload.

  • @brandonsabin1471
    @brandonsabin1471 3 месяца назад +2

    Standard oil capacity on most 6 cylinder cummins and lots of powerstroke ford engines take 12 qts, the 70 ish, I don't know what that's about. Most diesels like 15w-40

  • @patrickbuick5459
    @patrickbuick5459 3 месяца назад +1

    Re 12 quarts - perhaps a deep sump pan for better cooling, etc.
    They used to sell them aftermarket, some OEM were bigger than average. The most *I* had done is 6 if I recall, and that wasn't extra capacity. The dude probably figured twice the oil means twice as long between changes... or more.

    • @TheAnxiousAardvark
      @TheAnxiousAardvark 3 месяца назад

      Apparently there's a Dodge RAM diesel that uses 3x1 gallon jugs of oil, and you can use 13 quarts to fill the filter. Had to google it.

  • @masterridley8593
    @masterridley8593 3 месяца назад +1

    Should have called the food for the 'pew pews' the 'yum yum' for the 'pew pew'. :) Final story: I'm no parent, but that sounds like a solid win in many ways, he's resourceful, he did listen, and wrote on his own. now get ready for more shenanigans like that. :) also if Uncle Jon made cleaning products for 'pew pews' would they be called 'scrub scrubs' for 'pew pews'? :)

  • @JoyfulMK
    @JoyfulMK 3 месяца назад

    I loved archery at summer camp. I haven;t done it in over 40 years. Hmm, maybe my brother-in-law's shooting club has archery, too.

  • @emmathornley4745
    @emmathornley4745 3 месяца назад +1

    The only non-food item I would want to see gluten-free on is dishware; there are some bio plastics that are made with wheat straw that I absolutely not use

  • @brucehewson5773
    @brucehewson5773 3 месяца назад +1

    these days with open office hot seating formats, along with clean desk protocols, having nothing on your desk is seen as GOOD. ;)

    • @TheAnxiousAardvark
      @TheAnxiousAardvark 3 месяца назад

      Had a boss who complained about my messy desk. So, every day, I stopped work promptly at 15 minutes before the end of my scheduled work day and cleaned my desk and left. No more free OT. No more "can you do this one last thing before you go?" He lasted a couple weeks.

  • @hackcubit9663
    @hackcubit9663 3 месяца назад

    I would also be proud of my kid if they took that initiative to write.

  • @Avrysatos
    @Avrysatos 3 месяца назад +6

    And no one with celiac should trust a label stuck on something that says gluten free anyways.

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад +3

      Exactly. All those labels are misleading.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 3 месяца назад

      Many of those labels are nothing but a marketing ploy. I've also seen cholesterol free water... At twice to trice the normal price.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Kualinar Which is a problem for people with actual gluten intolerance.

    • @emmathornley4745
      @emmathornley4745 3 месяца назад

      I don't even completely trust manufacturing labeling that says gluten free. I recently had something labeled gluten free that said may contain wheat on the ingredients

  • @jackedwards7420
    @jackedwards7420 3 месяца назад +1

    It was a diesel, Ford 6.0 takes 13 qts

  • @Keith_WB2VUO
    @Keith_WB2VUO 3 месяца назад

    Heh... There were a couple memes floating around with everything in a hardware store labelled "Gluten-Free", but the best "Act First, Think Later" meme was the fake package of "Pumpkin-Spice Tampons". I am really surprised that's not a real thing somewhere, no?

  • @lithomike1392
    @lithomike1392 3 месяца назад +3

    My 7.3 dsl F350 takes 14 qts

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад

      Gotcha. Makes sense.

  • @johnmidwest5650
    @johnmidwest5650 3 месяца назад

    Are those christmas trees in your windows? 1:44

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад

      Neighbor had lights lining his roofline 🤣

  • @gavenmclrn
    @gavenmclrn 3 месяца назад +2

    Pew Pew food is my new favorite way to say that. Are they gluten-free? :-)

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад +1

      And organic!🤣

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 3 месяца назад

    Oh oh oh nononono....... a hearse?

  • @fredk.2001
    @fredk.2001 13 дней назад

    Rotella T6 BTW. 5.9 Cummins 12 or 24 valve models take 12 quarts.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 3 месяца назад +1

    You live near a playground. You EXPECT to see kids playing in that playground, as it's what it's there for. That Karen of a neighbour should just mind her own business. That business DO NOT include complaining about kids doing kid thing in a place designed exactly for kids doing kids things : Play in a playground.

  • @kman7222
    @kman7222 3 месяца назад

    new video, yaaaaaaaa

  • @randycarter2001
    @randycarter2001 3 месяца назад

    Note reply "The food is fine, it was delicious."

  • @fredk.2001
    @fredk.2001 3 месяца назад

    Some RVs take 8 gallons...

  • @randycarter2001
    @randycarter2001 3 месяца назад

    Did that manager even know what gluten was? Where it is used? Or even what the problem of having gluten is? My guess the answer to a 3 questions is, No.

  • @deathangel7335
    @deathangel7335 2 месяца назад

    The "gluten free" label thing wasn't a joke; I see that all the time on things that have no way of having gluten in them. Not quite as bad as motor oil, but still should be pretty obvious. Sliced ham lunch meat? Gluten free! Canned green beans? Gluten free! Head of lettuce? Gluten free! It's like the labels are there for people who don't actually know what gluten is. Same kind of thing with "good source of protein" labels. It's like people are shopping for buzzwords, not actually knowing what they mean.

  • @kurotsuki7427
    @kurotsuki7427 3 месяца назад

    The only reason I can think a gluten free lable on everything would be useful would be if someone had an allergy that meant skin contact was bad.
    That being said, story one was clearly not that, and was hilarious

  • @AssumedPseudonym
    @AssumedPseudonym 3 месяца назад

    Pfff. Your segue about tasting bad reminds me of the stock line I use for anyone who anyone who says that our soap smells/looks edible: “We do not advise eating the soap. Most of it probably won’t hurt you… probably… but it’s not going to do you any favors.” (Also, considering that we usually sell at conventions, we have a “Soap Eater” badge ribbon for anyone who makes comments like that about our soap.)

  • @VoidtoScream
    @VoidtoScream 3 месяца назад

    the 'Gluten-free' labeling culture may be a bit crazy but then i remember the time my celiac BF ordered a cob corn as a side at a steakhouse and it was topped with breadcrumbs. We didn't think to mention his allergy because he ordered steak and corn so why bother. this is why

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад

      Now THAT I can understand.

  • @lb34mwr
    @lb34mwr 3 месяца назад

    Crossbows are great if you can only use one hand

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад +1

      So .. I've heard there's a device for pulling the cord to set the bow .. is that right?

    • @lb34mwr
      @lb34mwr 3 месяца назад

      @@Uncle_Jon yes. My dad has one on his. I tried it for the first time last year and was amazed at how easy it was to reload. With 6 surgeries on the left it was nice to fire something that was not my 20g.

  • @matthewaldridge9305
    @matthewaldridge9305 3 месяца назад +1

    Im gladcwith my job I don't have to work will a full rolling trash cart every where

  • @DePhoegonIsle
    @DePhoegonIsle 3 месяца назад +4

    Ooo, A station with a bear. Sweet

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад +1

      Yep. It was a pretty cool course.

  • @randycarter2001
    @randycarter2001 3 месяца назад

    Have you ever lived across the street from an elementary school? 3 times a day all you here is children screaming. It's very hard to distinguish between screams of terror or the exuberance of youth.

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад

      They're not the same?!?

    • @randycarter2001
      @randycarter2001 3 месяца назад

      @@Uncle_Jon Try it with 300 kids.

  • @Bugster42
    @Bugster42 3 месяца назад +2

    12 quarts6 gallons? big lump as you surmise i think

    • @jmwatkins83
      @jmwatkins83 3 месяца назад +1

      thats 3 gallons bud

  • @speakertomeat
    @speakertomeat 3 месяца назад

    The gluten free is funny for the people joining the fad, but risking labeling stuff you don't know if they can be contaminated with gluten can end very badly for a celiac

    • @patrickbuick5459
      @patrickbuick5459 3 месяца назад

      While i understand your comment, I don't know what all was in his department, but it sounded like automotive. Seriously, if someone is ingesting anything from those aisles, they have much bigger problems to worry about.

    • @Uncle_Jon
      @Uncle_Jon  3 месяца назад

      Exactly.

    • @speakertomeat
      @speakertomeat 3 месяца назад

      @@patrickbuick5459 it's a bad day when you can't trust a good source of mineral oil anymore ;)