The Crow Remake: Soulless, Pointless and TERRIBLE

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  • The Crow (2024) is not as bad as you've heard. It's worse
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  • @Hepburner
    @Hepburner 19 дней назад +94

    Like 'Big Trouble in Little China', or 'Demolition Man', there are simply some movies that DO NOT NEED TO BE REMADE. The Crow was one of them. RIP Brandon Lee.

    • @nightstrike90
      @nightstrike90 19 дней назад +8

      I honestly get the feeling that Brandon read The Crow graphic novel and truly understood not only Eric but the story as a whole.

    • @TheCloudfoot72
      @TheCloudfoot72 18 дней назад +3

      Spot on comment! 👍

    • @xXHashassinXx
      @xXHashassinXx 18 дней назад +2

      Good examples. I agree

    • @NeoDarkling
      @NeoDarkling 18 дней назад +3

      Shhhhh! Don't speak their names...Hollywood is listening.

    • @enochduah6731
      @enochduah6731 17 дней назад +1

      Brandon Lee

  • @jasongreen5914
    @jasongreen5914 19 дней назад +110

    There was no one asking for this.

    • @theanti-hypemonitor9079
      @theanti-hypemonitor9079 19 дней назад +2

      you dont ask for art, you get art and then you decide if you like it or not.

    • @levi_exiled8579
      @levi_exiled8579 19 дней назад +16

      @@theanti-hypemonitor9079 Not art, 100% corporate garbage. Know the difference. We are talking about worst era for films, Disney and WB who have no idea what to do with IPs. It is fucking pathetic.

    • @theanti-hypemonitor9079
      @theanti-hypemonitor9079 18 дней назад +1

      @@levi_exiled8579 kNoW tHe DiFfeRenmce

    • @exileduniverse
      @exileduniverse 18 дней назад +1

      ​@theanti-hypemonitor9079 terrorist

    • @Jthanson88
      @Jthanson88 18 дней назад +2

      @@theanti-hypemonitor9079 calling this “art” 😂🤣

  • @markcarpenter6020
    @markcarpenter6020 19 дней назад +57

    As soon as I heard they made Eric an addict i knew they didn't understand the Crow. But my god I did not realize how badly they misunderstood it. The crow is about dealing with senseless tragedy and coming to accept loss. There wasnt some great earth shaking reason they died. Heck in the graphic novel it was literally a case of wrong place wrong time. They were attacked by a street gang when their car broke down. And there is no coming back. Eric himself is literally on borrowed time just to finish his unfinished business so he can rest in peace. It's not about saving anyone and it's not even really about revenge. To quote a different movie. He doesn't want revenge, he wants a reckoning. It's not something he wants to do so much as something he has to do to have closure. The sad part is there is room for a new adaptation. The graphic novel is even more bleak and depressing than the original movie. The tragedy more senseless and the pain of Eric much more extreme. To the point he self harms to deal with his emotions. The little orphan girl who inspired the Sarah character is also more tragic. Some of the deaths like the death of fun boy are incredibly deep as him and eric actually have a long talk before he dies. A new adaptation could have leaned into all of that and been it's own thing while still being the crow. I have no idea what this is they made but it completely lacks the spirit of the crow.,.

    • @angelusgaston5922
      @angelusgaston5922 19 дней назад +10

      I'm glad someone else understands the graphic novel and how much they are missing from not using it.
      An animated version would be so much better than alive action because it wouldn't be as constrained as a LA by being constantly compared to the Brandon Lee one it could also go darker.
      This one was doomed to fail from the start 10 years in production hell because no one wants to touch it because of the constant fear of having to live up to original.
      Multiple people set to direct it and produce it who knows how many rework and rewrites and it shows things don't make sense because of it.
      They should have just scraped it when multiple people walked away from it and tried to do it some other way.

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 19 дней назад +4

      @@angelusgaston5922 they could have done it. But they should have made it the story of a different crow. And did a better job of understanding the themes of the crow. It was dead as soon as they named the characters Eric and Shelly

    • @angelusgaston5922
      @angelusgaston5922 19 дней назад +6

      @@markcarpenter6020
      Yep honestly I like the City of Angel's movie because it doesn't try to be the original, yet most people say it's horrible or bad because it came after the original.
      It was telling a different story all together.
      Honestly I enjoyed alot of the other movies except the last one I do not know what went of with that one.

    • @nightstrike90
      @nightstrike90 19 дней назад

      I guarantee some jack off saw the single panel in the novel where Eric shoots up Funboys morphine to self harm and thought "Oh, so he's an addict, OK" without understanding the context of the scene whatsoever

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 18 дней назад +1

      @@angelusgaston5922 city of Angels had a lot of potential. I read the official novel which was based on an earlier version of the script and my exact words to a friend were "this is either gonna be really good or really bad it's gonna be up to the casting and the director". Later when I saw the movie I was disappointed at sub plots cut from the version I had read. The earlier version of the script the novel was based on ended with Sarah becoming a sort of permanent crow /spirit of vengeance (kinda like ghost rider) after the crow from the city of Angels used his power to save/resurrect her at the end.

  • @paulc1553
    @paulc1553 19 дней назад +34

    The Crow (1994) is one of my favourite films ever, one I've always wanted to see in cinemas. I was able to this year for the 30th Anniversary and made for one of my best movie going experiences ever. Hard pass on The Crow (2024).

    • @fabianhammer2864
      @fabianhammer2864 19 дней назад

      i wonder if this will become an underrated gem, by the time The Crow 2054 rolls around

  • @jolemaire6629
    @jolemaire6629 19 дней назад +33

    Good clear review! Thecrow is a movie that does not need a remake. Rerreleasing the original in theatres probably will make more money then this.

  • @jeremyblackmouth3323
    @jeremyblackmouth3323 18 дней назад +11

    I want to know the 10 people in Hollywood that actually thought this was a good idea and ask those 10 people "When are you going to admit you have no sense of creativity?"

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 19 дней назад +21

    It's almost like Hollywood are deliberately downgrading excellent films of the past to keep audiences from realizing how terrible modern movies are by comparison.

    • @JacobPaul-ix7oc
      @JacobPaul-ix7oc 18 дней назад

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      When you see these established IP being torn down, reconstructed and given a new "message", who do we see running these projects? "Progressive" Liberals, right?
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      From BBC Arts:
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      Do you like art that’s realistic and reassuring? Or do you prefer art that’s experimental or disturbing? Maybe you like a bit of both - in which case, you’re like a lot of people who went to see these shows.
      The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it.
      --Many people are able to compare the traditional IP against the "modern audience" versions made by today's Liberals, coming to the conclusion that the older version were better and the new versions are bastardized, soulless, degenerate versions of what they once were.
      We are not meant to accept the "modern audience" versions of art, and those who are in the upper elite of Hollywood know this. They are doing exactly what the Government wants them to do, promote Marxist ideologies with the expectation this approach will persuade the public to go the desired route of Conservative Fascism as the "solution" to a growing Marxist/Socialist/Communist "problem". (Hegelian Dialectic: Problem, Reaction, Solution)
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      From Diffen dot com
      Key Elements of Fascism
      *Actual idealism,* centralized government, *social Darwinism, planned economy,* anti-democratic, *meritocratic, extreme nationalism,* militarism, racism (Nazism). *Traditional and/or exaggerated gender roles. One-party system.*
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      *The union between businesses and the State, with the state telling the business what to do,* with nominally private ownership. *Corporatism in Italy,* National Socialism in Germany. Central planning of National economy. Redistribution of wealth (Nazi).
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    • @TheCloudfoot72
      @TheCloudfoot72 18 дней назад +1

      Love this comment! ❤

    • @nickkoyle3599
      @nickkoyle3599 18 дней назад +1

      Genius!! Too bad the internet exists. Somehow I'm seeing people were satisfied City of Angels. If the internet was big then....

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 18 дней назад

      It’s all part of the demoralization phase. The Commies who are actually running Hollywood, are systematically destroying all the beloved IP’s. This was pointed out 40 years ago by Yuri Bezmemov.

  • @weatherby1982
    @weatherby1982 19 дней назад +25

    the crow tv series is better than the crow remake.

    • @Carnivius_Prime
      @Carnivius_Prime 17 дней назад +3

      Mark Dascascos is a great substitute for Brandon Lee. He's got the looks and the skills.

    • @adinadamian5634
      @adinadamian5634 16 дней назад +2

      @@Carnivius_Prime And from what I remember reading in an article back in 1998, he starred in the series as a tribute to Brandon Lee, whom he personally knew from when they were both kids and used to play together (their families knew each other).

    • @mightymike2192
      @mightymike2192 15 дней назад +1

      The crow that fights with the squirrels in my back garden is better than the crow remake.

  • @nightstrike90
    @nightstrike90 19 дней назад +15

    I am a DIE Hard Crow fan. I have been since I woke up in the middle of the night one night when I was 11, now 29, and The Crow was playing on HBO. I am literally the target audience for this movie, and I have 0 interest in seeing it. To quote Dennis Miller, I don't wanna go off on a rant here, but I can tell from just the trailer alone that they don't understand the character they're using nor do they understand the story or even the purpose of why it was written in the first place. The story isn't just about revenge, it's about what's right and what's wrong. Do people die every day? Yes, of course they do, but sometimes, just sometimes, you can be so screwed over and die such a horrible and unjustified death, that even death itself thinks you deserve to make it right. On top of that, you owe it not only to yourself, but to the person who died with you to make it right. That's what the crow is about on the whole, making things right. I just don't get that from this new edition, so sadly I'm just gonna have to pass, which is saying a lot because I'm one of the 5 people on earth who actually liked Crow: Wicked Prayer.

    • @jessejames8900
      @jessejames8900 18 дней назад +3

      I still listen to the soundtrack.

    • @johnsampson2544
      @johnsampson2544 18 дней назад

      @@jessejames8900 I play my cd frequently. Last Friday, in honor of the "reimagining's" opening, I raised one to Brandon and watched The Crow "94.

    • @mrconfusion87
      @mrconfusion87 16 дней назад +2

      As a dude born in the late 1980s, I was definitely too young to see the OG Crow film in the cinema back in 1994 (and as a result, may be part of the "target audience" for this "remake"/"reboot" too)! I ended up watching the OG film in the mid 2000s thanks to Netflix's DVD rental (long before said company became the streaming juggernaut it is today)! And it has stuck with me for a long time since then! The OST also rocks (and prolly helped bolster its legend as well)! Brandon Lee will ALWAYS BE THE Eric Draven! 😊
      As soon as I heard about this "reboot" and found out they were recycling the Eric Draven story arc, I was like "this will bomb real bad at the cinemas" - and many of us who saw this coming were vindicated by the said movie's horrid opening weekend box office gross! I swear the "reboot" would have stood a much better chance had they gone with a different main character and story arc (and there are a shit ton of Crow comics they could have plucked from if they were too lazy to write a new character and story arc)! 🤦‍♂️

  • @pestipetobeatz023
    @pestipetobeatz023 18 дней назад +9

    Rupert Sanders owns public apology for the fans, James O'bar and Brandon Lee.

    • @user-rc4os7lf3e
      @user-rc4os7lf3e 18 дней назад

      Remember, this man ruined his marriage for Kristen Stewart.

  • @Banedraven
    @Banedraven 19 дней назад +10

    Brandon lees probably turning in his grave

    • @aurozappa305
      @aurozappa305 13 дней назад

      I bet Crows have landed on his headstone right now

  • @justjoe4775
    @justjoe4775 19 дней назад +15

    The original 1994 Crow inspired the look for WCW superstar Sting when he went to the "dark side" in 1996. Sting would keep "The Crow look" for the rest of his career til his final match in 2024. I don't think this Crow movie will inspire anybody, even the lowliest jobber.

    • @jessejames8900
      @jessejames8900 18 дней назад +3

      I heard the inspiration for the crow's makeup is from Alice Cooper.

    • @Carnivius_Prime
      @Carnivius_Prime 17 дней назад +2

      During the 2010's Sting also had a 'Joker Sting' persona which make up inspired by Heath Ledger's Joker. Last year he even had half and half make up like a 'Two-Face' of Crow and Joker make up while also having a hat and coat like Jack the Ripper. There's an action figure of that out soon too. :)

    • @justjoe4775
      @justjoe4775 17 дней назад +1

      @@Carnivius_Prime Oh yeah, I wasn't watching TNA at that time, but I did hear about "Joker" Sting. I watch AEW occasionally, & I don't get all the PPVS (or PLE's or whatever they call them now) so I must've missed "Two-Face" Joker/Crow Sting. The action figure does sound cool though.

    • @Carnivius_Prime
      @Carnivius_Prime 17 дней назад +1

      @@justjoe4775 Yeah, it was kinda funny to see some of the criticisms to Joker Sting being "oh he's just copying a popular comic book movie". Like... did they not know where his most common make up style came from that he's used the majority of his career? They didn't know The Crow? Anyways yeah, Joker Sting was a lot of fun. He really just went all out with the crazy and it fit the storyline they were telling. WCW, TNA and AEW treated Sting well. WWE wasted him. They just couldn't have the icon of WCW actually win that big match against Triple H, eh?

  • @KingOfMumbles485...
    @KingOfMumbles485... 18 дней назад +5

    Poor Brandon Lee please forgive us.

  • @timinou9915
    @timinou9915 19 дней назад +16

    It's always a good sign when you hear about a movie for the first time and it's from everyone agreeing the movie seem terrible 😹

  • @brianjordan3841
    @brianjordan3841 18 дней назад +4

    1 thing I always like to point out from the original movie is that with Ernie Hudson (Winston Zeddemore from Ghostbusters) n Tony Todd (who played Candyman) n when they go at each other the ghostbusters beats the ghost just a little meta there is all

  • @601marcusable
    @601marcusable 18 дней назад +5

    the villian was pointless why the hell was he in this film? why was this film made?

  • @lukeallen4398
    @lukeallen4398 19 дней назад +5

    Somethings just shoud be left untouched... the Crow would be the very top of that list.

  • @diamondhead1984
    @diamondhead1984 18 дней назад +4

    They could remake this a million times and they could never remake the magic of the original.

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 18 дней назад +5

    All the failures aside -- The Crow is a GOTH classic.
    I don't know WTF this tripe is, but it is about as Goth as an Alabama gospel choir.

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 19 дней назад +8

    You know it's sad bc for YEARS studios have been going back and forth about remaking the original and going from actor to actor and director to director and script after script but nothing stuck, and when it finally does we get this sh*t. They should have just gone for ANY of the previous choices bc I can't imagine those past potentials having been any worse. I'm sure some were far better.

  • @user-yr7pi3gi2y
    @user-yr7pi3gi2y 19 дней назад +9

    You have to watch the original to get the wack ass version out your mind. Kind of did the same thing with the Michael Bay Ninja turtles.

  • @alanmtbuk
    @alanmtbuk 19 дней назад +15

    1994 Bad Guys
    Top Dollar
    T Bird
    TinTin
    FunBoy
    Skank
    Myca
    Grange
    2024
    Mr Reog
    Ermmmmm

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 18 дней назад +1

      “A whole jolly club, with jolly pirate nicknames!!!” 😂

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 19 дней назад +16

    War of the Rohirrim looks like it could be a girlboss disaster. WCB needs to do video on it.

    • @DecultureReviews
      @DecultureReviews 19 дней назад +3

      I don't think WCBS will cover War of the Rohirrim as I recall they don't like Lord of the Rings. War of the Rohirrim makes me sad as I liked Kenji Kamiyama's previous work. I will just stick with the six Peter Jackson films (yes I really like The Hobbit trilogy warts and all), the books and the Howard Shore scores.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 19 дней назад +5

      @@DecultureReviews the hobbit films are fun. Too overhated. Jackson did the best he could with the studio breathing down his neck to force a trilogy instead of the duology he wanted instead as he knew the Hobbit wasn’t trilogy material but also didn’t have to be just a single film.

    • @DecultureReviews
      @DecultureReviews 19 дней назад +2

      @@ParkerCS2 I keep hearing that but nothing official from him. He stated he had no regrets making those films and took responsibility for them and seems overall happy with how they turned out and I haven't heard him say otherwise. He even stated in an Exeter college oxford interview (on youtube) that it was his, Fran and Phillipa's idea to do three movies and they pitched it to Warners. I have never heard him confirm that he was strong armed into doing three. It could also have been a case where warners suggested it and as filming went along he became open to the idea and went ahead with it. Plans change in movies all the time. All I heard about him being strong armed was from third party sources, hearsay and some questionable trivia on imdb. He openly admitted the films were difficult to make in the extras and the change of plans made things harder and although looking very tired he never gave off the air of a man who hated or showed disappointment in what he was making. If he was strong armed or unhappy with them in anyway I believe he would have said so by now as whatever NDA he would have been under would have expired. Like how Sam Raimi got candid about Spider-man 3 about a decade hence. But Jackson has not done that. Anyway, I think the films are far better than given credit for. Not everything worked and there are criticisms I whole heartedly agree with but I loved the expanded scope to explore the concept of treasure.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 19 дней назад +6

      @@DecultureReviews yeah like I said the films are overhated. Not bad in the slightest, and Peter Jackson did a great job. It feels like it’s the same world as the original LOTR trilogy. And is fun and dramatic and whimsical at the same point.

  • @hammerheadms
    @hammerheadms 16 дней назад +5

    As good as the Brandon Lee movie was, the James O'Barr comic was f**king legendary.

  • @sikevillain
    @sikevillain 18 дней назад +4

    As someone who absolutely loves Brandon Lee The Crow movie..(watch it a few times every year) i knew the reboot was gonna be bad but its downright awful and dull as hell to watch..

  • @Univhorn
    @Univhorn 19 дней назад +3

    This was dark as the HBO watchmen to the 2009 film.

  • @rumblehat4357
    @rumblehat4357 16 дней назад +2

    Top Dollar, T-Bird, Funboy, Skank, Tintin, I still remember the gang’s names. THOSE are memorable characters.

  • @meatball1385
    @meatball1385 18 дней назад +4

    The crow part 2 isn't that bad any more. You know the one where the girl from the first one is a tattoo artist,and the guy looses his son...,and don't forget Iggy Pop being a villian! It's a good movie now!

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 18 дней назад +1

      It was never a bad movie.

    • @Carnivius_Prime
      @Carnivius_Prime 17 дней назад

      Iggy Pop made it unwatchable for me. Ever heard what he got up to? His 1995 song Lookaway has him brag about it.

    • @TheWhiteGyrfalcon
      @TheWhiteGyrfalcon 17 дней назад

      As a The Crow fan Yep the original and sequel are the only 2 Crow film I like and accept. Not a fan of Salvation or the TV series ..so not going near this

  • @theanti-hypemonitor9079
    @theanti-hypemonitor9079 19 дней назад +3

    omg i just realized he also (suicide squad joker) has some tattoo above his eyebrows T_T . who the fuck comes up with that shit-

  • @F4LL_4_NON3
    @F4LL_4_NON3 19 дней назад +2

    No one will ever capture the same atmosphere as Brandon, this one was like seeing Steve o from jackass running around trying to take him seriously 😂. 🤫 CASH GRAB 🤑

  • @sojournertaylor6897
    @sojournertaylor6897 19 дней назад +3

    The comic was great and had a really interesting story behind it’s creation.
    So naturally the new movie has to be as awful as possible

  • @Ali-ii8il
    @Ali-ii8il 19 дней назад +26

    This film is just crow poop

  • @kingslayer2999
    @kingslayer2999 19 дней назад +19

    The Crow City of Angels and The Crow Salvation are Masterpieces in comparison to this Hot Garbage.

    • @darkmatterterraformer
      @darkmatterterraformer 18 дней назад +1

      I can't ever agree with that statement. Sorry. The scene where he throws himself through a windshield was rad. I'll bet most people complaining didn't even see it. I'm a fan since the original came out and the comics. This was the second best movie in my opinion. Not a great Eric Draven story, but at least he finally looked more comic accurate. (Should've done the Flesh and Blood story though) the bird had more sadistic input in that one.

    • @kameelahd7914
      @kameelahd7914 16 дней назад +1

      I have them and liked those movies. I have the Crow comics that the first movie was based on. Why didn't they just make the movie based more on the comic. The comic was darker yet meaningful. Hell, they could have done the movie based on another of the Crow comics. That would have made more sense.

    • @adinadamian5634
      @adinadamian5634 16 дней назад +1

      @@darkmatterterraformer In the comic book Eric has long hair actually.

    • @darkmatterterraformer
      @darkmatterterraformer 15 дней назад +1

      @@adinadamian5634 it's a glam mullet in the first few issues.

    • @adinadamian5634
      @adinadamian5634 15 дней назад +1

      @@darkmatterterraformer Exactly.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 19 дней назад +3

    They could have made a great film if they had race-swapped and gender-swapped the protagonist, and made her an insufferable _mary sue._

  • @Willigula
    @Willigula 19 дней назад +2

    One thing else that’s out of place about this new version: The lead actor is still alive when the film released.

  • @demonoid7469
    @demonoid7469 19 дней назад +13

    Them changing the main characters into recovering drug addict human trash...yeah...The Crow or ANY of the powers that be, would not grant waste like them the power of revenge, period.
    Also, come on now...Bills Pennywise is NOWHERE close to the same league as Tim Curry...counted on CGI and "trying to" act scary all the time. When Tim Curry could go from "funny clown" to scary at the drop of a hat...no CGI needed. He was good in Hemlock Grove though...

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 18 дней назад +1

      THIS. Everything you just said. 100% spot on!
      Never understood the hype of Bill Skarsgard. Stellan, yes. Alex, maybe. But Bill is mediocre at best.

  • @whooah
    @whooah 18 дней назад +2

    The original works so well is because eric and shelley were innocent, lovely people trying to live their lives before they were targeted. This new one has them both be scumbags, which ruins the entire premise.

  • @TheBreadman904
    @TheBreadman904 18 дней назад +2

    And apparently Dion loved this movie (but not as much as he loves Dark Fate)

  • @robertparker6280
    @robertparker6280 18 дней назад +2

    Now if this was a different characters, not Eric and Shelly. Then I guess it be, alright.

  • @TI4438
    @TI4438 19 дней назад +3

    Since I don't do reboots, this was an automatic hard pass. Definitely won't bother with it on any other platform.

  • @crystalcloud5065
    @crystalcloud5065 19 дней назад +1

    Why do the younger generation think that they can make classics so much better than they already are? The original was just wrote better, acted better. And there was no need in remaking it. Not saying that these actors suck, but the original was just so much better. More relatable

  • @countessfelicia
    @countessfelicia 18 дней назад +5

    I don't like that short hair

  • @hasteurcat
    @hasteurcat 17 дней назад +1

    I went to see the 30th anniversary of the Original The Crow in theaters recently-they actually showed the long preview for this right before it started. Can't even tell you the reaction of the audience(dead silence and then not seeing that crap out loud-some other expletives as well) This movie was DOA. It does nothing for the original story or anything new-when the best thing anyone can say is the opera house was bloody and gory-what the hell, The original had violence but for a reason not just for 'blood and gore'.

  • @anonymoustroll2432
    @anonymoustroll2432 19 дней назад +9

    They also raceswap the crows girlfriend like in the MCU Spiderman for forced diversity and black representation

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 18 дней назад

      Yep, and they couldn’t even cast a competent one at that! Whoever this chick is, cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag.

    • @beusin
      @beusin 18 дней назад +1

      What diversity tho? I'm not watching this dumpster fire of a movie, but the trailer only showed white people, that one black guy, that one Asian chick. I don't understand why people say that this movie is diverse just because they race swapped Shelly. The original crow had Brandon Lee (Asian-American), Ernie Hudson (African-American), Bai Ling (Asian), the bad guys were black and white. Even the detective who hates officer Albrecth is Latino... I think there was enough diversity in the 1994 film and very little in this 2024.

    • @Carnivius_Prime
      @Carnivius_Prime 17 дней назад +1

      @@beusin Right? The original film is very diverse. I think a lot of people somehow forget Brandon Lee is half-asian despite his father famously being the iconic Bruce Lee.

    • @beusin
      @beusin 17 дней назад +1

      @@Carnivius_Prime agreed. This movie feels so lazy because they just brought in one black person and called it "diverse".

  • @benitopulatso6637
    @benitopulatso6637 15 дней назад +1

    I would have been fine with a version that was closer to the comic, but I had a feeling this wasn't going to be that.

  • @davidcurry332
    @davidcurry332 14 дней назад +1

    Rest in peace, Brandon😢🐲

  • @glennjosechristman4612
    @glennjosechristman4612 19 дней назад +9

    As an answer to this unnecessary reboot, we really need a Netflix anime-style animated series that combines James'O'Barr's original "The Crow" comic book and Brandon Lee's "The Crow" movie.

    • @xXHashassinXx
      @xXHashassinXx 18 дней назад +2

      No, we don't

    • @glennjosechristman4612
      @glennjosechristman4612 18 дней назад

      @@xXHashassinXx Why not?

    • @xXHashassinXx
      @xXHashassinXx 18 дней назад

      @@glennjosechristman4612 1. The movie doesn't need a remake. 2. Have you seen what Netflix does to beloved properties? 3. The movie doesn't need a remake.

  • @zarekshadowmoor9263
    @zarekshadowmoor9263 16 дней назад +2

    This is my fear for the Cavill led Highlander movie. I like Cavill, but I cant help but think they will once again, screw over a classic movie with a shit re-make. Hollyweird needs to STOP with the shitty re-makes and TRY and come up with some originality.

  • @ArcTrooperRod-269
    @ArcTrooperRod-269 5 дней назад +1

    6:06 WAIT! Isn't that the plot of Iruma Kun?

  • @drdassler
    @drdassler 15 дней назад +1

    Some stories should be left alone. Everything about the original & the obvious tragedy should mean the story is retired, like how they do with jersey numbers to honour players. This is Brandon Lee's story. Cashing in on it shows how little they respect anything. 🕊️

  • @MONTALVO-rf6so
    @MONTALVO-rf6so 18 дней назад +3

    I feel like Im the only one who hated his portrayal as Pennywise.

    • @kingslayer2999
      @kingslayer2999 18 дней назад +3

      @@MONTALVO-rf6so You're not I agree he sucked and couldn't hold a candle to Tim Curry

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 18 дней назад +1

      Yep, he was completely overrated, especially compared to Tim Curry.

    • @Carnivius_Prime
      @Carnivius_Prime 17 дней назад +1

      @@crazyralph6386 Tim Curry didn't need CGI. :)

  • @alexsolomon7991
    @alexsolomon7991 19 дней назад +2

    To be fair only the first movie was good the sequels got progressively worse. At the end of the day this is just another sequel. As for the more Nihilistic ending of the new movie..... If you ever go back and watch the making of featurette for the crow they mentioned that originally the movie was going to have a very different ending but they made a much more romantic and sentimental one in honor of Brandon and his wife. It gives it a cinnamentality that the other movies just don't have...... Particularly this one. People aren't going to feel good about the movie walking away if the titular character winds up suffering in hell for all eternity now are they?!? Never mind the further you get away from the source material when you're making an adoption the less interested people who actually liked the source material are going to be. The sequels all had that problem and this one is no exception.

  • @zacheryhole7537
    @zacheryhole7537 16 дней назад +1

    Should've had a Brandon Lee cameo at the end hello eric draven im eric draven

  • @TheCloudfoot72
    @TheCloudfoot72 18 дней назад +1

    Reboots=💩 There’s literally got to be thousands of writers out there just waiting to have there story told on film. Why do these people think that we want reboots? I hard pass on any reboots.

  • @skabcat242
    @skabcat242 18 дней назад +1

    I think a lot of people knew better to skip this movie.

  • @truthbetold6496
    @truthbetold6496 19 дней назад +1

    pointless is the word after watching the original just now. I got to see a cam version of 2024 and its a disgrace

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure 18 дней назад +3

    If you are a fan of the original, there is no way you should see this. The sequels were 10 times better than this piece of garbage. This movie is everything wrong with Hollywood today.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 18 дней назад

      Yep, I wish that bloody place would just fall into the Pacific already.

    • @KaiDecadence
      @KaiDecadence 17 дней назад +1

      I've only seen the City of Angels and thought it was bad but I'd rather watch that over this because at the very least, City of Angels tried to do something new and the grungy aesthetic was still intact.

  • @ElliotCole333
    @ElliotCole333 10 дней назад

    Living in Sweden as an English man from London, i could never take a Swedish boy crow seriously.

  • @TheWhiteGyrfalcon
    @TheWhiteGyrfalcon 17 дней назад

    I cannot believe they were so short on ideas for movies, they touched such a classic. I will pretend this doesn't exist

  • @brianjordan3841
    @brianjordan3841 18 дней назад

    I always try to watch the original film on my birthday which coincidentally is the same day/ night that Eric Draven n Shelly Webster died on October 30th

  • @razorfett147
    @razorfett147 19 дней назад

    The only possible redeeming quality that a remake COULD have had would've been if it attempted to adapt the original GN more closely, but this film didnt even attempt to go that avenue. If anything, this take is even FURTHER from the source material than the original film. This was just a case of Hollywood wanting to do its own story while using a beloved IP to market in a pre-selected audience. Nothing more. This shouldve been a new entry in the saga using original characters....NOT a remake.
    The only thing more depressing than what they did here are the ppl praising this movie as vastly superior to the original. Sad times, indeed.

  • @BobZombie8806
    @BobZombie8806 17 дней назад

    If they want to piss money away, piss it into a charity

  • @Mu1ty
    @Mu1ty 18 дней назад +2

    I think city of angels was the only good one and the TV show was ok

  • @MrBiggles53
    @MrBiggles53 17 дней назад

    Crowbusters 2016!

  • @JohnDoe-uk8et
    @JohnDoe-uk8et 18 дней назад

    Thanks for bringing up the music and Joy Division!

  • @registereduser
    @registereduser 17 дней назад

    Functionless art is tolerated vandalism.

  • @Kilroymk
    @Kilroymk 14 дней назад

    Should’ve made the Fat Crow, he’s here to help

  • @VincentMcmanus.
    @VincentMcmanus. 18 дней назад

    I would rather watch The Crow: Wicked Prayer than to watch Bill Skarsgard's The "Crow".

  • @gavins9946
    @gavins9946 16 дней назад

    I agree with everything u said except that Bill is in better shape than Brandon Lee. Brandon Lee was in incredible shape and an excellent martial artist in his own right. RIP Brandon Lee

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh 19 дней назад

    You've obviously never seen my shot glasses.

  • @jaylovespti
    @jaylovespti 18 дней назад

    They refused to listen to us! Don't remake the Crow ! There was no point because the Crow was perfect . Can't do it any better and then Lee was killed and ascended instantly to classic! But no Hollywood had to remake it and nobody knew it would be bird shit no nobody saw this coming😢😮😂😅😅😅

  • @darkmatterterraformer
    @darkmatterterraformer 18 дней назад

    I've been a fan of the original since it came out, but not the sequels. This definitely outshined all 3 sequels. Even the original failed to capture the comics 100% though. Only ONE non cannon character ever spoke to the bird like a fellow character (SARAH). This version doesn't deserve the hate. It just shouldn't have been Eric Draven if it's in Europe with a demonic witch involved. I've said it before, I'll say it again... "just adapt Flesh and Blood!"

  • @vannee2426
    @vannee2426 19 дней назад

    Yes to all this!!!

  • @crazyralph6386
    @crazyralph6386 18 дней назад

    If anything, it made the original even better. Seriously, watch it again and compare it to this abomination, and it’s a literally a masterpiece.

  • @brianskinner5774
    @brianskinner5774 17 дней назад

    I have the original James O'Barr material. Why can't people just read it. And go from there. I hope this movie bombs in the worst way.

  • @lDJ-xk9vq
    @lDJ-xk9vq 17 дней назад

    Looks more like "The Dork."

  • @AmericanGypsy206
    @AmericanGypsy206 17 дней назад

    The crow was just a bad luck movie even though the 1994 original was actually good. The movie was cursed because of that movie we never got to see Brandon Lee’s movie career takeoff because he was shot and killed on the set so why would the movie even need to be remade?

  • @erikreyer6867
    @erikreyer6867 18 дней назад

    ENYA? Lordy lordy lordy. That's beyond stupid. HARD pass.
    I also concur with the comments elsewhere. When you make Draven an addict and both lovers part of the criminal underground--The studio does not understand and completely misses the story, the plot, the soul, and the whole point of the source material comic and the 1994 movie. I loved that movie and I don't even like comic books.

  • @m.b.boyack2228
    @m.b.boyack2228 19 дней назад

    Great critique.

  • @ronaldgood3545
    @ronaldgood3545 19 дней назад

    😮‍💨 "This is a (Bum-Ass) move on Hollywood's part." 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @weed3728
    @weed3728 18 дней назад

    Thirst trap : the movie

  • @samcortez420
    @samcortez420 16 дней назад

    It can't rain all the time Jeff. 😂

  • @trh2026
    @trh2026 18 дней назад

    Goth john wick

  • @darianstarfrog
    @darianstarfrog 17 дней назад

    All the promotional material is full of images of RAVENS, not Crows.. thats like making a jaws movie with dolphins 😂

  • @fulyaarkan8500
    @fulyaarkan8500 17 дней назад +1

    That movie was the memorial of brandon lee. And no one asked for a remake. Just stop assaulting the stories that already end. Create new stories. If you cannot, there are too many young and briliant screen writers over there. All around the world! Find them and give them a chance. "The money guaranteed" projects are not guarantee that much anymore. You should start to try something new.

  • @alexpowers5117
    @alexpowers5117 17 дней назад

    Fire it up fire it up
    Yeah well not this movie

  • @sengvang3718
    @sengvang3718 18 дней назад

    Should have called it, The Dodo, instead because this movie is stupid.

  • @michaeloneill6453
    @michaeloneill6453 18 дней назад

    Prague is not eastern Europe it is central Europe. I will not watch this film because why did they make this with the heros name Eric it should have another name it might have got more people watch it

  • @imakethesites3048
    @imakethesites3048 18 дней назад

    That sounds terrible

  • @aaronherkelman6217
    @aaronherkelman6217 17 дней назад

    Thanks for watching this pile of crap so the rest of us don’t have to.

  • @Jreyes1227
    @Jreyes1227 18 дней назад

    this movie is going to suck

  • @Robert-ht7om
    @Robert-ht7om 18 дней назад

    This movie got beat by a Christian movie no one's heard of the first three days of its release 😂

  • @Chadsolderbrotherbrad1111
    @Chadsolderbrotherbrad1111 18 дней назад

    Worst movie 🍿 of the decade 😊

  • @waitandhope
    @waitandhope 19 дней назад +1

    I gave it a chance, its not awful by any means, not great either. It was a tad to slow in my opinion and they took some of the mystery away from it by explaining it aloud. I totally understand it was for a modern audience that's new to it, but things could've been done differently. Whoever cut the trailer did a decent job.

  • @user-ek8ok4cf9j
    @user-ek8ok4cf9j 19 дней назад

    😂😂Lol dragonball z

  • @darknessviking
    @darknessviking 19 дней назад

    strongly disagree
    jeff even say its not terrible

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog 17 дней назад

      Lol aslong as you don't have a brain..I suppose it could be confused as something worthy of your money.. or just delusional

  • @N8vLady67
    @N8vLady67 16 дней назад

    "TikTok" version, lol! Okay, that makes sense!