Declining Trump Rambles Incoherently About Bacon, Wind and Body Parts: A Closer Look

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @publicuser2534
    @publicuser2534 Месяц назад +3712

    Firefighters booing was music to my ears! 🫡

    • @wjmcd703
      @wjmcd703 Месяц назад +80

      I loved that!

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Месяц назад +49

      The hand to the heart really nailed it! 🤢

    • @wilmaarnold6436
      @wilmaarnold6436 Месяц назад +85

      Trump was told to stop using the "YMCA" song

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Месяц назад +102

      @@wilmaarnold6436 trump has been told to stop using a lot of songs. He was also told not to do a campaign ad in Section 60

    • @Jeff-jw1rl
      @Jeff-jw1rl Месяц назад +49

      ​@@wilmaarnold6436At this point I think he was told to turn the radio off!! Except for Beck's "I'm a loser!"

  • @souhilabouchareb9386
    @souhilabouchareb9386 Месяц назад +577

    Welcome back to Seth Myers & the writers. Firefighters are Heroes worldwide. Well done. 💙🇺🇲

    • @SilverLiningMiner
      @SilverLiningMiner Месяц назад +6

      How many times a month do you welcome Seth and the crew back? They are on vacation 2 weeks+ out of the month!

    • @robuteguilliman
      @robuteguilliman Месяц назад +1

      must be nice working 5 weeks a year like, ol' seth.

    • @souhilabouchareb9386
      @souhilabouchareb9386 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@SilverLiningMinerI don't mind. When you love, you don't count. Thanks for your POV.

    • @souhilabouchareb9386
      @souhilabouchareb9386 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@robuteguillimanMaybe. My POV : Must be nice getting (well) paid to be funny, and make people laugh & (somehow) happier.

  • @waryaawariiri1812
    @waryaawariiri1812 Месяц назад +2635

    As a concerned Canadian from Toronto, the world is holding its collective breath. I hope the reasonable Americans who are the majority vote for the sanity and stability of the world. This vote won't only affect you, it affects us all with dire generational consequences.

    • @NPenn-pn8vh
      @NPenn-pn8vh Месяц назад +138

      second that

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад +6

      🥃👴🏻 AS A EXPAT HOO CARES WUT U GOTTA SAY?

    • @newstroll982
      @newstroll982 Месяц назад +144

      Canadian in Vancouver feel the same way.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад +4

      @@NPenn-pn8vh
      🥃👴🏻 YOU WOULD DRINK TO YOUR LAUNDRY DRYING

    • @erikg8526
      @erikg8526 Месяц назад

      I've been trying to tell people that this election is consequential to everyone on the planet Of all the countries who have their hands in things, we stick ours in *everything*, it's our responsibility to make sure we pick someone sane to be at the head of it.
      All the rational Americans are desperately trying to keep our collective stick on the ice.

  • @Th3Think3r
    @Th3Think3r Месяц назад +26

    The irony of "Moms for Liberty" playing The Village People is too much.
    Still does not beat the irony of a group claiming to be for liberty pushing to _ban_ books.

  • @ryansmommie01
    @ryansmommie01 Месяц назад +499

    I love that he’s rambling while explaining that he doesn’t ramble!

    • @bobcoombs7924
      @bobcoombs7924 Месяц назад +47

      Self awareness is not one of his strong points. Actually, I can't think of any strong points. Never mind.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +14

      “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain”

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +5

      @@bobcoombs7924
      True.

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 Месяц назад +14

      @@bobcoombs7924 Self-awareness? He barely has awareness.

    • @deniceeverham9467
      @deniceeverham9467 Месяц назад +2

      Yes a good comedy routine.

  • @jackieblue7591
    @jackieblue7591 Месяц назад +2368

    All three of my childs came home from school the opposite gender they were before they left, and oddly enough, they were completely healed when they got home because the school nurse who performed their surgeries wrapped bacon around their sutures when the wind wasn't blowing. This was all decided by their teachers, by the way. Totally true story.

    • @LizA-xe4nz
      @LizA-xe4nz Месяц назад +113

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angellas.1314
      @angellas.1314 Месяц назад +91

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Месяц назад +74

      Thank you.

    • @annemurnane
      @annemurnane Месяц назад +59

      So hilarious

    • @MsMommom2
      @MsMommom2 Месяц назад +76

      Omg tears are flowing. 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @mimzynull7855
    @mimzynull7855 Месяц назад +182

    Welcome back Seth!! I have missed getting the terrible and scary news in a more palatable manner.

  • @doclewis8927
    @doclewis8927 Месяц назад +25

    Let's not forget that The Village People are suing him for using their music without their approval making people think that they endorse him. You're suppose to get approval to use an artist's song during a campaign. IF the segment hadn't been posted to the world, then it wouldn't matter but he doesn't care. He thinks he can take people's music and use it without their permission. There are several lawsuits against him for that very reason. I hope all of the artists win their cases!

  • @sonofalerik09
    @sonofalerik09 Месяц назад +199

    Seth was on fire tonight! And being a retired firefighter myself, hearing them boo J.D. made me ever more proud of my prior profession!! Go IAFF!!

    • @libbycollins9349
      @libbycollins9349 Месяц назад +2

      Did you notice they did it a capella, in harmony?

    • @thesmiths3409
      @thesmiths3409 Месяц назад

      On fire??? 😂😂 That’s literally the only way I’d ever watch him again is if he was actually on fire.

  • @lizkassim8347
    @lizkassim8347 Месяц назад +318

    So comforting to see Seth is back!❤

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 Месяц назад +9

      Yes! I almost went to bed but decided to check YT and here he is! 🥰❤️

    • @jcanfieldschatz
      @jcanfieldschatz Месяц назад +14

      @@lizkassim8347 Same. It always feels like the week is longer when Seth is on break. (he's had a lot of vacations this year lol if you've noticed)

    • @EvonyIvy
      @EvonyIvy Месяц назад +7

      I'm so with you! I absolutely need to laugh at the unbelievable state of the US....

    • @catherinemfaulkner
      @catherinemfaulkner Месяц назад

      @@EvonyIvy agree

    • @armstrong1990
      @armstrong1990 Месяц назад +4

      Canadian here, had a frown all last week when I'd open YT and remember Seth, Jon Stewart and Colbert were all on vacation lol

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry Месяц назад +559

    “The kid goes to school and cones home a few days later.” What do you mean they come home days later? What kind of school is this? How do they keep kids overnight? Do they have hospitals in the school? Memaw wants to know.

    • @tigercrush2253
      @tigercrush2253 Месяц назад +23

      Beat me to it

    • @bintrza09
      @bintrza09 Месяц назад +78

      Was gonna say basically the same thing. He only knows boarding schools where he probably just shipped his kids off and mever saw them except for holidays or breaks if that.

    • @MarnettaAnn
      @MarnettaAnn Месяц назад +32

      @@TheSuzberry Ask Baron 🤣

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 Месяц назад +21

      Tell Memaw l send my love 😅

    • @taraemcintyre
      @taraemcintyre Месяц назад +31

      Shhh... Nobody tell my trans kiddo 😊 I can't afford boarding school 😅

  • @dangee9
    @dangee9 Месяц назад +98

    It’s depressing that “children” in Czech republic in second grade speak better English that a candidate for US president.

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je Месяц назад +1

      The also speak English better than Drumpf's stripper wife, who grew up IN THE NEIGHBORING COUNTRY, Slovakia. Speaking of cradle robbing....

    • @TheAbandonedAccount7
      @TheAbandonedAccount7 Месяц назад

      Dont ya just love a yellow school bus? 😂

    • @LazyNinjass
      @LazyNinjass День назад +1

      And Biden speaks better?

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je День назад

      @@LazyNinjass Biden clearly declined a lot. And so he's gone and Harris will take his place in January.

    • @LazyNinjass
      @LazyNinjass День назад

      @ but don’t say that now as if you weren’t going to vote blue no matter what anyway

  • @rvdb7363
    @rvdb7363 Месяц назад +1181

    How is this race so close, America? Do the people who listened to him rambling about schools performing gender affirming operations on children really believe he is the best candidate? Do they really think he still has all his marbles?

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 Месяц назад

      I think it is the people who do not pay much attention or only get their information from biased sources and are impressed with the identifier "Republican."

    • @johnchedsey1306
      @johnchedsey1306 Месяц назад +80

      It's not going to be that close. He's cooked.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +157

      The people who listen to him and think that he's a good candidate for anything except mandatory retirement don't have all their marbles.

    • @agathac6187
      @agathac6187 Месяц назад

      There are people posting on Next Door app that schools force students to change genders. It is unbelievable what people will believe!

    • @robertw1962
      @robertw1962 Месяц назад +94

      I swear the media is fucking with us.

  • @jfu5222
    @jfu5222 Месяц назад +210

    The pool dancing graphic was lovely.

    • @thecutestofborg5604
      @thecutestofborg5604 Месяц назад +12

      I need that to be a gif immediately

    • @russellsmith1605
      @russellsmith1605 Месяц назад +12

      That was an example of Unsynchonized Water Loco

    • @kissedbysun2517
      @kissedbysun2517 Месяц назад +3

      That made me laugh so hard, felt good. Almost forgot how.

    • @MFTgal
      @MFTgal Месяц назад +2

      And weird. Dance moves

  • @lindseycherry314
    @lindseycherry314 Месяц назад +1894

    English professor by day / Jackal by night here who will not deign to address Trump’s incoherent ramblings, but who will say the deep-cut literary allusions that are prevalent in A Closer Look and Corrections indicate that at least a few members of Seth’s team were English majors, and I’m so proud of them and impressed by the cleverness of their writing. Your efforts do not go unnoticed.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +145

      @@lindseycherry314 And they say there are no good jobs out there for English majors! Tell your students that they can become Closer Look writers. Or professional Jackals. Or Jackal professors!

    • @mimi-ur8pc
      @mimi-ur8pc Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/video/9arApnoRihI/видео.html

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 Месяц назад +17

      👍👍👍

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 Месяц назад +81

      This former English major and writer (and current jackal 🐾🐾) concurs! 📚✍🏽

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 Месяц назад +43

      Another ex-English teacher agrees .

  • @aurora_lax
    @aurora_lax Месяц назад +19

    One of the best Trump imitations I've seen so far. Thank you Seth & team for making us laugh!😅😘💙

  • @zenhighwayman
    @zenhighwayman Месяц назад +909

    he stiffed hundreds of honest general contractors for work completed.
    he's a deadbeat.

    • @eschwarz1003
      @eschwarz1003 Месяц назад +62

      actually more like thousands; for real

    • @reeree6682
      @reeree6682 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@eschwarz1003Exactly...pathetic...

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +1

      Inb4 the MAGA weirdos going "BUT THEY ALL DID BAD WORK" with this: that requires arbitration. The Orange Pimple has precisely zero rights under law to one-sidedly declare a work is unsatisfactory without going through proper arbitration and withheld payment. Source: Davis-Bacon Act of 1931.

    • @hemlockVape
      @hemlockVape Месяц назад +13

      How have all the contractors he has ripped off not spoken up? I know there are many, but they are absent from the conversation. 😮

    • @Charlietales2022
      @Charlietales2022 Месяц назад +28

      @@hemlockVapeI met one back in 2021. Was stiffed on marble work down in Miami.

  • @mollymclean-xj3qd
    @mollymclean-xj3qd Месяц назад +1319

    Public schools don’t have HVAC and it’s 105 degrees. Elective surgery is definitely not in the budget. This is disqualifying.

    • @pjgarret7653
      @pjgarret7653 Месяц назад +94

      IVF isn't in the budget either.
      Maybe DT can sell gold diapers and a few more Bibles to fund it.

    • @TellyKNetic
      @TellyKNetic Месяц назад +124

      Most public schools don't even have a real nurse. Their job title is usually something like "health assistant."

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +71

      Correct. So those childs have nothing to fear.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +12

      @@pjgarret7653
      Spot on!

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Месяц назад +55

      @@pjgarret7653 "Maybe DT can sell gold diapers and a few more Bibles to fund it" - The sad thing is, his supporters would buy them. Hell, he could sell normal diapers, and his supporters would buy them and wear them (on the outside) to his rallies and other appearances.

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK2 Месяц назад +2704

    Incidentally, the Village People just joined a long list of musicians who demanded that Trump stop using their music.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад +152

      About time!!! YES

    • @kimberlyevans9160
      @kimberlyevans9160 Месяц назад

      no way! That's too bad. It is just hilarious seeing those bigots obliviously dance and make their entrances to gay anthems such as YMCA. They could put it in a book and then ban it.

    • @sedg83
      @sedg83 Месяц назад +146

      Can they join together for a class action lawsuit? 😂

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 Месяц назад +194

      Well, he does dance like an undercover cop in a gay bar.

    • @sweettaterpie7009
      @sweettaterpie7009 Месяц назад +16

      Cool!

  • @michaelsmith-yd9tq
    @michaelsmith-yd9tq Месяц назад +11

    And friends of mine, their like English professors, and say, "that's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen" .....WTF

  • @JaykTheJackal
    @JaykTheJackal Месяц назад +290

    I mean. The "every part of your body" line does shed some light on the "late, great Hannibal Lector" line.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 Месяц назад +5

      Sadly, that does remind me of that 1971 song "Timothy" by the Buoys, which was written by the Great Rupert Holmes. The song described cannibalism, like the Tangerine Jack-A-Lope would have known that talking about Hannibal Lecter.

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 Месяц назад +14

      So effing creepy.

    • @charlieevergreen3514
      @charlieevergreen3514 Месяц назад +6

      Starting to think that the “adrenochrome” conspiracy theory was ALSO projection.

    • @SusanHSuzyQH
      @SusanHSuzyQH Месяц назад +7

      My first thought was the Access Hollywood tape.

    • @KandyKoatedKrafts
      @KandyKoatedKrafts Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @hasch5756
    @hasch5756 Месяц назад +851

    I am a foreigner and I had to do an oral English communications exam as part of my high school diploma. I made the same exact mistake regarding "childs" that Trump made, and I am going to be livid if he doesn't also get points deducted for this like I got

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад +13

      hahaha

    • @joannemactaggart7889
      @joannemactaggart7889 Месяц назад +22

      "English is the hardest language on THIS planet, to "master" --as a 2nd language" said that '#45 guy' who should give up his losing candidacy and promote his new genius business
      " The Bustest (English language) Butcher in the *hole whirled*" 😵‍💫 🙉🙊🙈

    • @debrajenkins9211
      @debrajenkins9211 Месяц назад +9

      I'm an American and English is all the same but different to me. Sail...sell.??

    • @shawnwales696
      @shawnwales696 Месяц назад +37

      In Trumps defense, he's suffering from dementia. His language difficulties are serious symptom of his ongoing illness (the fact that the media seems to ignore his slow motion disintegration Is alarming on its own.) You, hopefully, made your mistake just because English is very irrational and has no consistent rules, practice, Watching movies in English and reading colloquial English ought to make you more fluent, Trump will never improve.

    • @BBBarbarian-u5q
      @BBBarbarian-u5q Месяц назад +1

      😂

  • @Maizan24
    @Maizan24 Месяц назад +215

    I know so many english professors. Only the best english. They come to me with tears in their eyes and they say "Sir!"

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 Месяц назад +26

      And they’re Big Professors Strong Professors… 😢😂

    • @pennyblush98
      @pennyblush98 Месяц назад +7

      I said "Don't get tears on your bafelor's, sir"

    • @Shoshanna-jn3fx
      @Shoshanna-jn3fx Месяц назад +1

      AND YET. , PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTE FOR. D O N A L D J. T R U M P , W. H. Y ???

    • @13dma1rz
      @13dma1rz Месяц назад

      All of Trump's lies (stories) begin with him being addressed as "sir". When really it's a**hole.

    • @johnlawrence506
      @johnlawrence506 Месяц назад +3

      It's amazing anyone believes the complet nonsense that comes out of his mouth! He does try and fix it when he catches his self forgetting his train of thought but it's sad to watch him stumble all over the place "weave" LMAO!

  • @cliffschmitt4462
    @cliffschmitt4462 Месяц назад +20

    He dances like an undercover cop at a gay bar is the best description of Trump’s dancing I’ve ever heard

  • @yemisimoweta8164
    @yemisimoweta8164 Месяц назад +728

    It’s appalling that a guy who was once a president of this country doesn’t have a basic education. No wonder he wants to abolish education

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Месяц назад

      He loves the poorly educated

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Месяц назад

      He doesn't know why he wants it gone, but it's fascism 101 to demonize education like he does.

    • @oohhboy-funhouse
      @oohhboy-funhouse Месяц назад +30

      Pretty sure he was homeschooled, which would explain a lot. Social interactions like getting shoved into a locker would have done wonders.

    • @joseortega-us6rn
      @joseortega-us6rn Месяц назад

      He likes the uneducated, so they don't realize how idiotic and crazy he is.

    • @Martell-XO
      @Martell-XO Месяц назад +29

      Take a look at all the goons and ghouls around him. It's a living nightmare.

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Месяц назад +402

    As a retired English professor, I must say I doubt Mr. Trump's assertions.

    • @polcommwatcher
      @polcommwatcher Месяц назад +29

      LOL. I love your deadpan response.
      💙💙💙

    • @Terastas
      @Terastas Месяц назад +23

      I'm surprised Seth didn't have him say "Mr. Dickens, you know he's a friend of mine."

    • @laustinspeiss
      @laustinspeiss Месяц назад +8

      Are you surprised he’s lying ?

    • @charlieevergreen3514
      @charlieevergreen3514 Месяц назад +17

      You insinuate that his proclamations have diminutive verisimilitude? I must report that I feel smacked, right in the gob, sir.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Месяц назад +9

      @@Terastas Next he's going to add gushing about "The late great Hannibal Lector" to his act. Oh wait, he already did.

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 Месяц назад +249

    "The Weave" is the monstrosity on top of his head.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад +7

      haha

    • @cole0889
      @cole0889 Месяц назад +8

      So Trump isn't rambling and he was just doing "the Weave" all this time? Wow now I feel stupid. lmao

    • @joshjones6072
      @joshjones6072 Месяц назад +3

      Lol

    • @RubyRedDances
      @RubyRedDances Месяц назад +3

      😂

    • @jillschwab7539
      @jillschwab7539 Месяц назад

      A weave would look better than that dead animal on top of his head. That's for sure 😂

  • @shelleygebhardt3609
    @shelleygebhardt3609 Месяц назад +5

    Seth I'm in love with your commentary...it's so healing ....

  • @DaveONeillDrums
    @DaveONeillDrums Месяц назад +151

    Homophobic Moms for Liberty event playing YMCA by the Village People, THE flagship group of the gay movement in the late 70’s.
    Amazing.

    • @VladimirPutin-p3t
      @VladimirPutin-p3t Месяц назад +15

      Mind you the Village People told him to stop using their music at his events... along with about a hundred other artists.

    • @sedg83
      @sedg83 Месяц назад +11

      Now that's cultural appropriation

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 Месяц назад

      Have they LISTENED to the song? 😂 They’re so stupid.

    • @SkeleTre
      @SkeleTre Месяц назад +6

      By the infinite ether to oblivion and back, you are beyond correct..! The hypocrisy is endless

    • @melchiorvonsternberg844
      @melchiorvonsternberg844 Месяц назад

      What should I say... The world is full of idiots! Greetings from Europe

  • @truenorthmarine6296
    @truenorthmarine6296 Месяц назад +106

    What a great laugh to start the day with in New Zealand. I had tears, beautiful tears, salty tears, running down my cheeks... Thank you Seth, awesome.

    • @misfitty-vd6kv
      @misfitty-vd6kv Месяц назад +1

      GET THERAPY.

    • @truenorthmarine6296
      @truenorthmarine6296 Месяц назад +6

      After watching Trump and his supporters you're right, I need therapy😂

    • @dianelengyel568
      @dianelengyel568 Месяц назад

      ​​@@misfitty-vd6kv
      Stop trolling. Try staying on your own channel and get some content and maybe 1subscriber

    • @becausewhynot212
      @becausewhynot212 Месяц назад

      “I had tears, beautiful tears, salty tears” I audibly laughed

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Месяц назад +197

    🎶 Your .. Once, Twice, 34 Times a Felon 🎶 !!. and Justice will come for You...

    • @kjpcgaming9296
      @kjpcgaming9296 Месяц назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks Месяц назад +6

      "You're."

    • @csi1392
      @csi1392 Месяц назад

      DR SAM SHEPARD (RICHARD KIMBLE) WAS A FELON TOO

    • @cbotten106
      @cbotten106 Месяц назад +1

      If only Lionel Richie had been so inspired. One can only dream.

    • @mimi-ur8pc
      @mimi-ur8pc Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/video/9arApnoRihI/видео.html

  • @EastSider48215
    @EastSider48215 Месяц назад +10

    The funniest thing in this Closer Look is Donald Trump claiming to have English professor friends.

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315 Месяц назад +250

    Wharton should be ashamed for graduating 45...no standards,no integrity

    • @fibiandcuphead5042
      @fibiandcuphead5042 Месяц назад +28

      He didn't graduate. You can tell by the dumbness he portrays.
      #voteBLUE2bTRUE.💙✌️

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 Месяц назад +49

      But they DO have standards. Here is their official standards statement: "$$$$". His dad had enough to meet the standard, so he passed.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +13

      Had to have been bribed or threatened or both.

    • @shielanunn3484
      @shielanunn3484 Месяц назад +17

      Wharton needs to deny they ever Knew Him

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад +6

      Good point.

  • @bethstills3193
    @bethstills3193 Месяц назад +321

    I just finished nursing school and had clinicals at an elementary school nurse's office. They don't even let them have Vaseline or use anything that wasn't specifically stated they could use by the parent of the child....

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Месяц назад +29

      Crazy parents are out of control

    • @Rob_Jacobs
      @Rob_Jacobs Месяц назад +54

      When I was a kid they couldn’t even give you Tylenol/Advil for a headache. Guess I missed the room where the gender reassignment surgery was happening….

    • @christiangutierez9531
      @christiangutierez9531 Месяц назад +16

      Or you could say, parents of the childs 😅

    • @GreyOverlord74
      @GreyOverlord74 Месяц назад +11

      True. I remember in elementary school when I was feeling nauseous, all the nurse did was give me a mint, but that helped me learn how to swallow pills with water, I guess. Since I downed the mint with water when I deduced sucking on the mint wasn't helping, lol.

    • @PastryFan3016
      @PastryFan3016 Месяц назад

      I wonder what ends up in the lost and found in those rich people schools Trump's familiar with? 🤔 ...🥥🥥🍆🏀🏀?? And do they donate the stuff to the needy kids?

  • @HairHoFla
    @HairHoFla Месяц назад +172

    You had me with "AirBnB for brainworms"😂
    Damned near choked up a bong hit

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Месяц назад +7

      Hack attack

    • @mariegeorge8865
      @mariegeorge8865 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @DanYHKim2
      @DanYHKim2 Месяц назад +6

      Seriously, if he admits to dabbling in cannibalism, I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @HairHoFla
      @HairHoFla Месяц назад +1

      @@DanYHKim2
      Kamala could see the guy is political kryptonite 😎

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад

      hahaha

  • @StefanGBucher
    @StefanGBucher Месяц назад +3

    Nelson Muntz coming out of a movie theater showing "Naked Lunch," and saying, "I can think of at least two things wrong with that title," is still one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Месяц назад +309

    That stunt he pulled at Arlington. Cemetery was beyond Disgusting. 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @debbieknight8901
      @debbieknight8901 Месяц назад

      I listened to talk radio in the car and they said Harris was making a big mistake and showing how she wasn't ready "for prime time" for criticizing Trump for what happened at Arlington. They are telling their audience that Trump was simply supporting and honoring Gold Star families completely leaving out the photo op stunt he pulled against law and morality. The Republicans and their media seem to have no shame. None.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Месяц назад +59

      Also disgusting? The right wing's response to it.

    • @debbieknight8901
      @debbieknight8901 Месяц назад +23

      I listened to some talk radio in the car and they were talking about VP Harris making a huge mistake in criticizing Trump about Arlington because all he was doing was honoring the wishes of the Gold Star family. Then they criticized Harris saying she didn't speak to any of the 13 Gold Star families (which is likely untrue given the source). No mention was made of any rule or law being broken by using this solemn ground as a photo op.

    • @Amy-iq7dd
      @Amy-iq7dd Месяц назад

      His weird take on The Medal of Honor. He considers bravery weak. He couldn't be drafted because of bone spurs and cowardice. Going to Arlington was his way to save face with all the voters that DO consider military service honorable, rather a group of dummies, who couldn't get out of military service. He really thinks the voters are easily swayed

    • @jacobmorris16
      @jacobmorris16 Месяц назад +9

      ​@debbieknight8901 at this point, it doesn't even matter if it's right wing media or not. The CNN interview was proof that the corporate media wants this to be close because it's good for their ratings and bottom line.

  • @MissAaliyahAustin-y9k
    @MissAaliyahAustin-y9k Месяц назад +340

    5:40 - Wow. He actually found a way to blame windmills for people not eating bacon. His grudge against windmills knows no bounds.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Месяц назад +29

      That's because Scotland erected windmills along their coastline, and it ruined the view at his golf club.

    • @mandywathen7847
      @mandywathen7847 Месяц назад +13

      @@MissAaliyahAustin-y9k those damn windmills!! *fist shaking at the sky*

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 Месяц назад +9

      that explains his 'dancing'...people's feet usually leave the floor when they dance, trump moves like his are nailed to the floor

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Месяц назад +5

      @@MissAaliyahAustin-y9k well now we know for Fact chickens and bacon fly into Windmills ! Next will be gas powered Cars !!

    • @alfje5492
      @alfje5492 Месяц назад +3

      Oh, hi bot!

  • @nobody.of.importance
    @nobody.of.importance Месяц назад +576

    So just to elucidate why what Trump's saying about children going to school and coming home a few days later as a different sex, I'm a trans person, and I'm actually getting that surgery. It took me at least 6 months to get an approval letter, another year to get the consultation, and during that, they told me that my first time actually talking to the surgeon will be in THREE YEARS. Also the hospital stay is anywhere from five days to a month, and even then there's several months of healing to do at home. Putting aside the absurd idea that children are getting surgery for such things when that's clearly opposed by ALL medical professionals, the idea that all this can get done in mere days is CRAZY.
    Also, if your child went to school and just vanished, wouldn't the rational response to be to call the police instead of just waiting a few days?

    • @n3u3rotica
      @n3u3rotica Месяц назад +41

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @kellygoodman4773
      @kellygoodman4773 Месяц назад +127

      The problem is you are trying to apply actual logic to this man, and that never works because he is looney tunes. At any rate, I wish you well with everything.

    • @Whyonearth9
      @Whyonearth9 Месяц назад +16

      I think the worry is giving children hormone blockers that are used to castrate sexual offenders and that they might be too young to make that decision as well as the other health impacts these surgeries have like a increase in suicide and possible death as well as less of a lifespan. I think supporting therapy is a great idea and hope we can all get universal heatlhcare

    • @MDMuppetBones
      @MDMuppetBones Месяц назад +44

      Ugh, I wish everyone could hear your story. It’s truly an issue of lack of education and exposure just like all acts of hate. I wish you the best in your journey! ❤

    • @lizarognas1729
      @lizarognas1729 Месяц назад

      Over the last 12-16 years, Trans student applicants for higher education has increased.
      OPEN the doors!
      We are all humans.
      A guy wearing his beard and his skirt? A bit of mascara?
      Crivins! Could be a Scott!

  • @kathleenb.9917
    @kathleenb.9917 Месяц назад +4

    How many English professors does the average person know? The part where the host welcomes him on stage with the arm dance reminds me of entertaining a toddler with his favorite new thing. Hey everybody, look at Donny's new dance! Dance Donny, dance!

  • @pixiebells
    @pixiebells Месяц назад +89

    This is how I LOVE to spend my early September, with a new class at work & new episodes with Seth & Colbert! I watch A Closer Look every night at 9pm on YT & Colbert's monologue every morning! Fun fall traditions 😊

    • @Jane_Bear
      @Jane_Bear Месяц назад +10

      Me too. Seth, we miss you so much when you are away! Welcome back!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Месяц назад +2

      How about they do their damned JOBS? These hosts are AWOL more often than a drunken sailor!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@pdoylemiarrrrrgh the sea captain agrees with you!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Месяц назад +1

      @@markmac2206
      He always was a sensible talking picture!

  • @eduardomendes5220
    @eduardomendes5220 Месяц назад +104

    VANCE used to be a VC manager, if you know the business, VC managers decimate small businesses and unions once they take over a current business or mom/pop. There is a documentary of the company he worked for, they invested in this small venture and they fired all the locals to hire immigrants to pay the bare legal minimum. It was in the Appalachian area. So nope!!!

    • @ktburger659
      @ktburger659 Месяц назад +15

      I didn’t know he worked for venture capital… a blight on regular people

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +8

      It’s all true. A Simon LeGree wannabe.

    • @lensmann4002
      @lensmann4002 Месяц назад +15

      I thought Vulture Capital would be a better name.

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 Месяц назад +3

      Mitt Romney was his role model.

    • @sach8906
      @sach8906 Месяц назад

      ​@@stephenbuckley9940Nope, Peter Thiel

  • @DavidSmith-xs3or
    @DavidSmith-xs3or Месяц назад +604

    No teacher or professor ever equated Donald Trump with brilliance. One of his instructors in college referred to him as- " the stupidest goddamned student I ever taught. "

    • @ericmccafferty9073
      @ericmccafferty9073 Месяц назад +62

      Also, he has sued Fordham, where he got his first "degree," to not release his transcript.

    • @angellas.1314
      @angellas.1314 Месяц назад +2

      Were you that instructor? 😜

    • @Iwantalloftheinformation
      @Iwantalloftheinformation Месяц назад +3

      Is this all true?, never heard about it.

    • @mimi-ur8pc
      @mimi-ur8pc Месяц назад

      What were that professor's skill I wonder other than spreading commie propaganda.

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Месяц назад +24

      It absolutely is. ​@@Iwantalloftheinformation

  • @RyanKohler
    @RyanKohler Месяц назад +2

    This was the best Trump impression by Seth, ever. I could not stop cracking up. And it went on at least twice as long as I expected, which made it that much better. Thank you for such a good laugh at that orange boob again! 😂 I spilled my coffee on my corduroy vest laughing!

  • @itspersonal3351
    @itspersonal3351 Месяц назад +149

    “Dances like an undercover cop at a gay bar”🤣🤭

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 Месяц назад +8

      That explains the gerbils and fries in his pockets.😂

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 Месяц назад

      ...and wonders if he's going to get laid.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Месяц назад +1

      @@stephenbuckley9940I think Seth meant “like a gay undercover cop at a straight bar”😁

  • @marianlincoln9008
    @marianlincoln9008 Месяц назад +196

    Dont you just love it when Trump tells us we "Deserve a President that Cares about us, will work for us, etc...) I think its so nice of him to proclaim the things his opponents have ...

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 Месяц назад

      Trump always lies but if you turn everything he says around, he speaks a lot of truth. When he talks negatively about others, it applies to him and his goons. When he makes himself out to be 'great', brilliant or whatever, the complete opposite is true. When he says people complimented him, nobody did. And so on and so on.

    • @dieterheinrich8377
      @dieterheinrich8377 Месяц назад +13

      He literally spent half his presidency golfing, for which we should probably be relieved, though Secret Service and other costs amounted to a bill to American taxpayers estimated at more than $100 million, some of which benefitted his own businesses.

    • @LE-te9vx
      @LE-te9vx Месяц назад +9

      I saw a TV ad they were running that had the nerve to call Kamala Harris a liar. They really just swap everything and think people won't notice.

    • @Shoshanna-jn3fx
      @Shoshanna-jn3fx Месяц назад +7

      IF SIR, DONALD ACTUALLY FEELS THIS WAY , THEN WHY DIDN'T HE DO ANY OF THESE THINGS WHILE HE WAS IN OUR WHITE HOUSE ????

    • @CatCaretakerID
      @CatCaretakerID Месяц назад +2

      The most insincere delivery ever - how do people believe this? They must get scammed all the time because their BS radar is totally malfunctioning.

  • @peachshandy
    @peachshandy Месяц назад +4

    Soup, Seth. Soup for my family.
    I learned so much about myself from Trump this week. I, a school teacher, reassign genders in the course of my work day, and my English professor spouse? Well, he's just busy marveling at the brilliant word tapestry Trump weaves. I had no idea.

  • @deborahbarnes6741
    @deborahbarnes6741 Месяц назад +121

    "Big professor, strong professor. . ."😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lisarood9509
      @lisarood9509 Месяц назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂 tears streaming down his face

    • @jacobmorris16
      @jacobmorris16 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@lisarood9509onto his corduroy jacket

    • @lisabishop6266
      @lisabishop6266 Месяц назад

      ​@@jacobmorris16with suede patches on the elbows??

    • @bartoscar
      @bartoscar Месяц назад +1

      One of my favorite recurring bits

  • @3rstein
    @3rstein Месяц назад +109

    Seth,
    The irony of the whole dancing with the mom's for liberty lady is, they were dancing to THE VILLAGE PEOPLE! Give that a ponder🤔💙

    •  Месяц назад +1

      It's either that or Lee Greenwood & Kidd Rock.

    • @robynwellfare7288
      @robynwellfare7288 Месяц назад +11

      @@3rstein and did the village people give permission to use their music 🤔 he is known to use music without permission, currently many litigations against him 🤷‍♀️
      And Yes the leader of the party of homophobia dancing to the Gay Pride party song is hilarious 😂😂

    • @jayceh
      @jayceh Месяц назад

      I'm getting conflicting messages

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Месяц назад +9

      @@robynwellfare7288 The Village People have told him to stop using their music.

    • @Fathimir
      @Fathimir Месяц назад

      Yeah, yeah; c'mon, we can do better than cheap and not particularly sensical homophobia jokes here. =/

  • @bellagirlgirl8827
    @bellagirlgirl8827 Месяц назад +218

    "bacon ... wind energy" I think he was trying to say that bacon makes him break wind. I love his explanation of "the weave" -- a deep dive into his dementia experience.

    • @outerrealm
      @outerrealm Месяц назад

      You can actually power houses on breaking wind energy

    • @khaightlynn
      @khaightlynn Месяц назад +4

      The hand gestures really do illustrate his incredibly astute observation of his own greatness😅

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Месяц назад

      It's uncontrolled ADHD, with a giant dollop of ego and a soupçon of dementia.

    • @WMDistraction
      @WMDistraction Месяц назад +9

      “It’s not rambling. It’s simply my attempt to reign in my complete inability to steer my own stream of consciousness in any meaningful way.”

    • @andrewball1898
      @andrewball1898 Месяц назад +7

      The two women sitting behind him while he said that looked VERY worried....or his bacon powered wind had ALREADY hit.

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Месяц назад +4

    So. Moms for Liberty have zero problems dancing to The Village People…🤔

  • @peterteddy3367
    @peterteddy3367 Месяц назад +44

    Imagine Biden saying "Childs". Reps would never shut up about him belonging to a nursing home

  • @oldladyfalling7844
    @oldladyfalling7844 Месяц назад +45

    News gets me so depressed until I hear Seth talk about it....missed you bud...please don't leave us again until the election....

  • @jojoleaf2112
    @jojoleaf2112 Месяц назад +81

    The CEO of Krogers admitted to price gouging on bacon, meat products, and eggs way beyond normal. And now they want to merge and buy another grocery chain. COmpetition is what drives prices down. There is far less competition these days.

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 Месяц назад +631

    What's bad for Trump is good for America.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Месяц назад +28

      Now that makes sense!

    • @Aftermath-News
      @Aftermath-News Месяц назад

      This isnt Biden. Go support your LGBTQ community

    • @lrimmf
      @lrimmf Месяц назад +6

      @@Aftermath-News Aww - is somebody feeling triggered?

    • @cbotten106
      @cbotten106 Месяц назад +7

      Seems a bit reductionist, even for a RUclips comment. I kinda like it though.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад +18

      Correct! Let’s vote blue and make orange the new fired!

  • @iamjro
    @iamjro Месяц назад +57

    Actually, 15yrs ago I went to school as Tommy and returned as Tammy. It was only just recently I looked around and said, “what the hell happened?”
    I’m still trying to make sense of it all smh. I’m just glad to have DT to finally call this out.

    • @tonyraffetto931
      @tonyraffetto931 Месяц назад +4

      Same! Except I went for Tammi with an "I"

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl Месяц назад +409

    9:00 Trump talking about ‘The Weave’ sounds like a secret confession about what’s going on with his hair.

    • @DebJonesWriter
      @DebJonesWriter Месяц назад +22

      You’ve got to admit it was creative even if weird and wrong. He’s got friends who are English professors?!?

    • @adraboranlovesIronman
      @adraboranlovesIronman Месяц назад +14

      OMG 😂😂yes!!

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Месяц назад +8

      😂

    • @jeffburns4219
      @jeffburns4219 Месяц назад +5

      @@DebJonesWriter Oh come, he blatantly ripped off this pathetic apologia from Saturday Night Live.

    • @SeaWonder
      @SeaWonder Месяц назад +5

      Yes! 😂😂😂

  • @22Phantasm
    @22Phantasm Месяц назад +4

    Seth's 'trump' was on another level. Funniest Closer Look so far this year.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Месяц назад +107

    9:01-9:34 OK that was a cornucopia of bullsh*t
    1. What English professor said that about anything he said!? [rhetorical question]
    2. Shifting subjects in a speech only works if you can naturally shift between them using common traits and transition phrases which Trump never does.
    3. Never mispronounces a word? I'd be hard pressed to find a speech he's made where he doesn't mispronounce at least one thing!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      🥃👴🏻 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR BRUNO SAMMARTINO BACK IN O 1962.

    • @TheRawrnstuff
      @TheRawrnstuff Месяц назад +11

      "You take a look at bacon in some of these products,
      and some people don't eat bacon anymore,
      and we are going to get the energy prices down.
      When we get energy down...
      You know this was caused by their horrible energy...
      Wind, they want wind all over the place...
      but when it doesn't blow we have a little problem."
      You know... "brilliant". Because obviously the reason some people don't eat bacon anymore is because sometimes the horrible wind doesn't blow, and "they" want it everywhere. We must get energy down.

    • @DanYHKim2
      @DanYHKim2 Месяц назад +20

      I find myself being the most skeptical about the claim that he has "friends".

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets Месяц назад +7

      Remember when Michael Scott said he just sometimes finds himself saying random words and hoping it eventually makes sense??

    • @KandyKoatedKrafts
      @KandyKoatedKrafts Месяц назад +4

      Its frontal lobe dementia! 😵‍💫🤪😵‍💫😬

  • @Mr00Chief00
    @Mr00Chief00 Месяц назад +89

    So they played YMCA by The Village People at a convention mostly occupied by extremely xenophobic and conservative angry housewives who think that reading a book makes their kids transgender or gay/lesbian?
    The irony in that single moment is just overwhelming.

    • @SkeleTre
      @SkeleTre Месяц назад +1

      By the infinite ether into oblivion and back, you are beyond correct..!

    • @Stinkehund
      @Stinkehund Месяц назад +10

      They played Fortunate Son at another rally. Which, to be fair, is a song very much about Trump and his cronies, but probably not at all in the way they think it is.

    • @Mr00Chief00
      @Mr00Chief00 Месяц назад +3

      @@Stinkehund Indeed, buying your way out of getting drafted.
      CCR should sue Trump for using it, because knowing them they probably didn't even have permission.

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 Месяц назад

      Did anyone notice if the swinging couple was on the program? That’d make them forget all about Trump’s crazy.

    • @paulwilliams8389
      @paulwilliams8389 Месяц назад

      The biggest irony is a decrepit old man like Trump dancing to a song that begins "Young man..."

  • @bettyspag_
    @bettyspag_ Месяц назад +190

    Random story but about 6 years ago, my cat actually did get stuck up a really tall gum tree. I tried getting her down for two days but eventually called the local fire house. They said they'd come if no fires came up. They sounded a bit disinterested so I wasn't optimistic they'd actually come.
    Half an hour later two firetrucks with 12 firies onboard rocked up on the front lawn. One of them, who was nicknamed monkey shimmied 30m straight up the tree, it was very impressive. He grabbed Betty my cat by the scruff of her neck to much hissing and fluff but he got her down safe and sound, bleeding only slightly from the claw marks he sustained.
    We all cheered. I told Betty to say thanks to monkey for saving her but she immediately dug a hole, squated over and did a big a poo, ears back, glaring at the 12 firefighters and before I knew it they were back in their trucks and on their way!

    • @nwjh1957
      @nwjh1957 Месяц назад +25

      Great Aussie story (I'm assuming from the way you told it and the gum tree)! The 11 others probably only came for the show!

    • @bettyspag_
      @bettyspag_ Месяц назад +26

      @@nwjh1957 yes, I'm Aussie haha. I know! It was so funny having all these big fireman in their uniforms come out for just one cat in a tree, I was laughing for days after about it 🤣 but they were awesome and very thankful they took the time to come out and rescue Betty/watch Betty getting rescued from the tree!

    • @nwjh1957
      @nwjh1957 Месяц назад +3

      @@bettyspag_ Me too!

    • @Fathimir
      @Fathimir Месяц назад +6

      You're leaving out the most important detail, though - did lil' Betty manage to get that wily kookaburra or not? (very much not Aussie)

    • @bettyspag_
      @bettyspag_ Месяц назад +12

      @@Fathimir 😂 she had no such luck! She was definitely hungry though! I put cat biscuits in the pool net and was trying to encourage her to jump into it...she looked like she thought about it, but luckily she decided it was a bad idea and waited for the firemen hahaha

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 Месяц назад +3

    The complete lack of self-awareness is mind-boggling.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Месяц назад +39

    I love that the firefighters were booing

  • @Beckysinlondon
    @Beckysinlondon Месяц назад +49

    The idiocy really never ends. It’s staggering. This was a great Closer Look!

  • @roxxannna35
    @roxxannna35 Месяц назад +3

    Trump needs a straight jacket !

  • @ericbrooks7892
    @ericbrooks7892 Месяц назад +44

    He said he doesn’t ramble then he described what it is he actually does by rambling through a general definition of rambling🤯

  • @Theycallmedevries
    @Theycallmedevries Месяц назад +342

    Most pro-worker Republican ticket in history is a low bar to clear.

    • @MemoryPallas
      @MemoryPallas Месяц назад +72

      And they didn't.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Месяц назад

      He's the most pro-worker republican if you count hiring undocumented workers to build your real estate and then not paying them when they're done as good for the working class. Don't know why he wants to build a border wall, wouldn't that hurt his business model. Maybe it because he knows it won't keep illegal immigrants out.

    • @Theycallmedevries
      @Theycallmedevries Месяц назад +15

      @@MemoryPallas right on.

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 Месяц назад

      Trump cheered for Musk to fire his striking workers

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey Месяц назад +24

      Well, in modern history. Back when the Republicans were the progressive party, they were very pro-labor. Like, I'm definitely not a history buff but iirc Teddy Roosevelt was great for the working man.

  • @fr57ujf
    @fr57ujf Месяц назад +257

    This man has the support of more than 40% of the US electorate. That is mind-boggling and terrifying.

    • @beatlloydy
      @beatlloydy Месяц назад +23

      The world average IQ is 100. USA average is 98. As there are a lot of brilliant people residing in the USA I suspect MAGA is really doing it's best to drag that average down.

    • @koalabrownie
      @koalabrownie Месяц назад

      It's only more than 26% of the electorate since 34% of people don't even vote

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 Месяц назад +13

      @@beatlloydy Reminds me of the line in Sherlock - "Anderson, don't talk out loud, you're lowering the IQ of the whole street." Just change Anderson to Trump or his cult and street to country and you're there. 🙂

    • @corinnehernandez4549
      @corinnehernandez4549 Месяц назад +9

      I agree with you and would like to add if Trump wins this election it says alot about our country and not in a positive way.
      Please vote blue in November.
      We do not need Trump to near the white house.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 Месяц назад +4

      @@corinnehernandez4549 He'll try and cheat his way in (again) but if you let him in for a second term, you kinda deserve it. Let's hope enough people see sense and keep him out like last time, which was too close.

  • @inthewritetime
    @inthewritetime Месяц назад +1

    😂Love you, Seth! 🧡 Thank you for helping to keep us sane! We need it like never before!! 🫶

  • @ashokmehta15
    @ashokmehta15 Месяц назад +31

    Welcome Back Seth. Thank you for the great comments! Bless you!

  • @Whole_Leash_It
    @Whole_Leash_It Месяц назад +47

    Why isn't everyone talking about DonOLD like they were talking about Biden's age?

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Месяц назад +2

      ... because there are so many worse things to talk about.

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher Месяц назад

      Because the GOP is incapable of self reflection

    • @katiecaddle209
      @katiecaddle209 Месяц назад

      No there's not lol Biden actually knew who he was running against lol trump thinks he's running against Obama with Biden or thinks running against biden lol

    • @CatCaretakerID
      @CatCaretakerID Месяц назад

      Selective ageism.

  • @robynetaylor6605
    @robynetaylor6605 Месяц назад +383

    My Ex used to do that. A sentence about sketchy drivers turned into Radical Democrats in one breath. Very Trumpian. In the end (26 years), I finally told him that I’m a democrat and I’d been neutralizing his vote for decades. 😂

  • @LaurennM360
    @LaurennM360 Месяц назад +2

    He’s never met an English professor in his gd life 😂😂

  • @justinesimone5343
    @justinesimone5343 Месяц назад +304

    ugh! The criminal isn't even laughable anymore! 👎🏼

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets Месяц назад +1

      They're picking fights with teachers, women, firefighters, the army, union workers, veterans...
      I don't know who is next but Operation Keep Them Talking is going swimmingly. Let's vote 🌊 these people out of anything even close to power.

    • @colleenclements5715
      @colleenclements5715 Месяц назад

      He's always been reprehensible & repulsive ❗️💙🌊🇺🇲

    • @joseortega-us6rn
      @joseortega-us6rn Месяц назад +10

      The way he talks, the things he said, sounds like a Jr. high school drop out.

    • @juliemarini5478
      @juliemarini5478 Месяц назад +1

      Okay in the pool is funny😂😂😂😂

    • @Unknown-mf4of
      @Unknown-mf4of Месяц назад +4

      @@joseortega-us6rn He has been diagnosed as being as knowledgeable as a 3rd or 4th grader, depending on the topic.

  • @debrajenkins9211
    @debrajenkins9211 Месяц назад +33

    I keep asking my therapist can something or one just make him stop¿ The stress from laughing and crying at the same time is joy and the pain.💙💙💙💯

  • @jennchi
    @jennchi Месяц назад +66

    It takes six permission docs and no less than two phone calls for the school nurse to give yer kid a Tylenol. But okay, they're arranging operations behind yer back.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 Месяц назад

      What an ingnorant fool.

    • @stephanieadams3747
      @stephanieadams3747 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂😂. Truth!

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад +2

      hahaha

    • @crowguy36
      @crowguy36 Месяц назад +5

      I am trans, well aware he's inciting violence and hate against us with the fearmongering, and I was cracking up at that part. Where is this mystical school that will give me a $20,000 bottom surgery? My broke 35 year old ass wants to know!

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 Месяц назад +1

      They do it in the secret basement no-one can find, on the 35th. of every month.

  • @happymethehappyone8300
    @happymethehappyone8300 Месяц назад +1

    Thanks,, I really needed some good laughs.

  • @mrblonde1264
    @mrblonde1264 Месяц назад +52

    I like President's who aren't out on bail....

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Месяц назад

      yep, that's what the GOP wants to give us - a babbling, incoherent man-child with an unlimited appetite for power.

  • @hughjorg4008
    @hughjorg4008 Месяц назад +49

    Last week KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !! !

    • @chickaluma3783
      @chickaluma3783 Месяц назад +8

      Yep cause Walmart got caught red handed padding their bottom line! Can you say, “damage control?”

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 Месяц назад +13

      @@chickaluma3783 Also, the *KAMALA effect* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.29 per gallon today. That's 32 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !!

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 Месяц назад +87

    The cognitive dissonance shouldn't surprise me at all at this point, but criticizing Harris for not doing as many campaign rallies and media appearances as him, while she currently has (checks notes) a full time job as the sitting Vice President?

    • @ShonnDaylee
      @ShonnDaylee Месяц назад +10

      Not to mention, she's actually done more rallies than him, in the same time span.

    • @lisabishop6266
      @lisabishop6266 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@ShonnDayleeand to bigger,happier,sane crowds.

    • @mrblonde1264
      @mrblonde1264 Месяц назад +8

      @@kayleighlehrman9566 Well since he spent 1/4 of his entire presidency on the golf course he must just assume everyone else does less than the bare minimum at their jobs lol

    • @brianvent3043
      @brianvent3043 Месяц назад

      Sure , Kackala did a great job so far ,

    • @mrblonde1264
      @mrblonde1264 Месяц назад +9

      @@brianvent3043 Laughter,joy etc isn't something cultists are comfortable with is it?
      Never seen trump laugh as he's incapable.
      At least she isn't weird af.

  • @kaacosta17
    @kaacosta17 Месяц назад +2

    Omg, I think this is your funniest one yet! I couldn’t stop laughing🤣

  • @robertbennett7731
    @robertbennett7731 Месяц назад +124

    The connection between bacon and energy policy is quite clear to an expert on fast food, flatulence and fibs: Lies (Whoppers) - Burgers - Bacon - Breakfast - Baked Beans - Flatulence (Wind) - Wind energy - ( ..... + Stormy - Lies (small orange toadstools))

    • @FHT1883
      @FHT1883 Месяц назад +4

      illemonadey confirmed

    • @Angelofmcy
      @Angelofmcy Месяц назад +2

      Hilarious! 😂😂🤣🤣
      Thanks for the laughs!

  • @jamestk656
    @jamestk656 Месяц назад +50

    "I have your back, I have your heart, and I'll have your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

  • @juliekeenan9497
    @juliekeenan9497 Месяц назад +155

    Thank you for being back this week and just a reminder, you are not allowed any more time off before the election. You are a national treasure and we need you to guide us through these next few months.

    • @SteveCarroll-ob4hk
      @SteveCarroll-ob4hk Месяц назад

      Seriously? Seth Meyers, a national treasure? I think you should go to a psychiatrist and get something done about your Trump Derangement syndrome.

  • @Sodonewithchaos
    @Sodonewithchaos Месяц назад +1

    I’m 56..since the 90’s Trump has grossed me out and made my skin crawl. 🤮. Vote 💙 PLEASE 🙏 AMERICA 🇺🇸.

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able Месяц назад +55

    Glad to see you back Seth

  • @joninewman8673
    @joninewman8673 Месяц назад +41

    Schools can’t even give TUMS without permission and he thinks they’re giving whole ass operations?!

  • @MLightstone
    @MLightstone Месяц назад +192

    Remember when misspelling potato was enough to sink a politician? "Childs"?! Really?

    • @mxswallow
      @mxswallow Месяц назад +2

      no, it didn't sink him, only got him laughs. he still got (kept) the job!

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 Месяц назад +9

      And don't forget the tan suit and grey poupon on Obama's burger, thus launching "Burgergate"!!!

    • @32kirby32
      @32kirby32 Месяц назад +11

      @@lynnebucher6537the outrage of the color of Obama’s suit highlights the difference between the “scandals” of then and now. Facts is stranger than fiction. Idk if we should laugh or cry lol

    • @kanderson-oo7us
      @kanderson-oo7us Месяц назад

      ​@@mxswallow Quayle became a punchline, though - and Bush/Quayle only "won" bc SCOTUS literally stopped the recount in Florida. And Dems didn't riot about that *actual* still election.

    • @Errickfoxy27
      @Errickfoxy27 Месяц назад +1

      "What a waste it is to lose one's mind." I think that was him too, wasn't it?

  • @melindahofferber1998
    @melindahofferber1998 Месяц назад +2

    Does Trump watch the video of himself "dancing" and say. "Ive still got the moves." ?!

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 Месяц назад +67

    It’s wild hearing YMCA, a song known for being about a gay guy flirting at the YMCA, at a republican/conservative event. They really don’t listen to the lyrics.

    • @Lethgar_Smith
      @Lethgar_Smith Месяц назад +12

      The Republican party has always been strangely drawn to the music of The Village people. The Reagan administration was big on it. The US Navy had plans to use the "In the Navy" song as part of an official recruitment campaign until it was brought to their attention the all male singing group was outwardly homosexual and the song in particular subtly praises the advantages of being gay in the Navy, and the idea was scrapped at the last minute.

    • @samanjj
      @samanjj Месяц назад +3

      Or here is the twist having seen Lindsay Graham and now Vance - i bet they do 😉

    • @JMBDigitalMedia
      @JMBDigitalMedia Месяц назад +5

      Or that the Village People sued him this year and won and he is using it again, something wrong in his rotten brain

    • @EAMCOSTYLE
      @EAMCOSTYLE Месяц назад

      I had to explain the gayness to my mom today.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 Месяц назад +1

      Ronnie Reagan thought "Born in the USA" was a patriotic song.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +103

    Trump calls his rambling "the weave," and said, "Friends of mine that are English professors, they say it's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen." You know, big English professors, tough English professors with tears in their eyes.

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Месяц назад +9

      I would think English professors would HEAR his speeches as he does not write them down. He's pulling them straight out of his orange @ss.

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms Месяц назад +4

      We figured it out! They just see his speeches, they do not listen to his BS.

    • @licoreen
      @licoreen Месяц назад +15

      I am 99.9% certain he is not friends with any English professors, and the conversation he is citing never happened.

    • @notyourroad
      @notyourroad Месяц назад +6

      Big muscular professors with names like rocko and knuckles.

    • @salchipapa5843
      @salchipapa5843 Месяц назад +2

      @@notyourroad like my English professor in college, Butch McNasty.

  • @coyotegaxiola4281
    @coyotegaxiola4281 Месяц назад +34

    A Sarah Lawrence joke! I could not be happier right now. Class of '93, represent!

  • @favouritemoon4133
    @favouritemoon4133 Месяц назад +1

    Killer ending!🤣🤣🤣

  • @RonaldGamber
    @RonaldGamber Месяц назад +58

    I'm a dude but I have daughters and granddaughters so I'm going to vote for women's health rights

    • @lisawesner2888
      @lisawesner2888 Месяц назад

      Which ones?? Women already have health rights. Seems from everything I have seen of Trump, he has done way more for protecting women’s health than this administration has. Their open border policies have resulted in senseless rape and murder of innocent women and trafficked children. I don’t get your point.

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer Месяц назад +2

      Hopefully you would do so even if you didn't have daughters and granddaughters.

  • @JordanFountain003
    @JordanFountain003 Месяц назад +106

    CORRECTION: When calling "shotgun" it specifically is for a person to sit front passenger. The term calling shotgun came from having a person ride with you, holding a shotgun while transporting goods in stagecoaches..... You ment "Dibs".

  • @briangrover873
    @briangrover873 Месяц назад +74

    I love the irony that at the "Mom's for Liberty" rally, where they are terrified that "woke" public education is going to force your kids to be gay or trans, they are opening up the event playing the Village People.

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 Месяц назад +6

      ohhhhh good call

    • @PennyHoene
      @PennyHoene Месяц назад +7

      The irony, right,???

  • @rebelbelle62
    @rebelbelle62 Месяц назад +4

    Wtf is he talking about? It like trying to follow the conversation of someone with Alzheimer, and they use normal words then go into jibberish. It's sickening that not one of the people who act like they love him so much, refuse to see how sick he is and how he needs medical help. So much for their love and adoration. Imo

  • @coffeeshangarworkshop8051
    @coffeeshangarworkshop8051 Месяц назад +31

    That slumpy chair Trumpy was slouching in is called a Decliner. YW.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👨🏼‍🦰IM EATING A HAMBURGER 🍔
      🥃👴🏻 I WANT A SALAMI ON RYE WID A KOSHER PICKLE ON THE SIDE.

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 Месяц назад +2

      Coffee u funny 👍🤣

    • @LizA-xe4nz
      @LizA-xe4nz Месяц назад +1

      I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read "Decliner" or I would have choked😂😂😂😂😂

    • @polcommwatcher
      @polcommwatcher Месяц назад +2

      LOLOLOLOLOL! Fantastic!!!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@polcommwatcher
      🥃👴🏻 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN

  • @PatrickConnolly-l7v
    @PatrickConnolly-l7v Месяц назад +28

    I am a Canadian and was travelling in Amsterdam in June. Several times a local would come up to me (thinking I was American) and say “Don’t vote for trump). The world cares about who will win the election.

    • @sebideee
      @sebideee Месяц назад +8

      im german and i and all my friends care for the next vote. trump is a problem for the whole world, not just north america

    • @CatCaretakerID
      @CatCaretakerID Месяц назад

      We hear you Amsterdam.

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma Месяц назад +57

    The Plural of Child is Childs.
    Well that is concerning.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👨🏼‍🦰WHAT ABOUT DEAR OLD IRELAND?

    • @LarryPurcell-o6k
      @LarryPurcell-o6k Месяц назад

      Actually the plural of "childs" is "children." Same as for "mans." The plural is "men." You are welcome!