I Tried to Guess what the Weirdest TEMU Items Do
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2024
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@@bugsandsnakes Why? I've gotten some cool stuff on Temu
The TEMU APP IS CHINESE MALWARE!!! Do not download this!!!!
That's pathetic
As much as I despise Raid, Temu is probably even worse because they don't even try to hide the fact the sell scam products...
A temu ad? This is what you get when you wish for a new JonTron episode using the monkey's paw
I mean temu apparently doesnt check their sponsors so wouldnt shock me if jontron did this to take the piss out of them and added the link just in case since id never heard of temu and everything in this vid made me want to stay away
The monkey’s prawn.
The monkey's knight.
@@SnakeEater776
Pretty sure he just took their money and made fun of them here lmao
*Ad
Edit: OP originally put "add."
The funniest joke of the video is partnering with Temu. lmao
Glad you said it lol
Yea feels like he’s phoning it in tbh
Nah the funniest joke was when he propagated white replacement theory 😹
in case it wasn't obvious, Jon has always taken sponsorships from anyone and doesn't discriminate as long as the pay is good. Whether or not you think that makes him a bad person or not is up to you. Some people want their favorite influencers to be ethically conscious and take sponsorships only selectively, whereas Jon views it as more of a business. Personally, I don't hold anything against entertainers who accept sponsorships. Consumers should accept more responsibility and stop buying anything that influencers promote anyways. These influencers are not your friends, and every single one of them produces content for profit.
Honestly, maybe not the greatest choice partnering with the sketchy Chinese company that 100% steals people's info.
JonTron - "thank's for sending us stuff Temu."
Temu - "Lets get rid of all this random shit that no one wants".
Reminds me of the episode of iCarly where they advertised those horrible shoes that caught on fire randomly and they were like "perfect for roasting weenies!"
Bants aside, remember that Temu are currently under investigation for holding card details and incrementally withdrawing money from customer bank accounts. :) If you've brought from Temu before and notice that you have random withdrawals of weird amounts every now and then...it's Temu. :')
You seem oddly experienced in this subject
You ok hun
Isnt that the plot to Superman 3? Does Temu ever sell two chicks at the same time? How about red swingline staplers?
@@fiblin483 tf kind of shill comment is this? it takes like 5 mins to read up on temu, its not like this is some obsessive behavior. of course people are gunna point out when the content creator is taking money from a shitty company.
@@itsOZone
It's because of the ":')" you fucking angry little child lmao
Thank god. I changed ny card after 1 purcgase from Temu and i got a message from my bank saying someone tried and failed to buy a $500 GC with my old card #
I gotta keep it real with you, Jon... Nobody wants to hand over their credit card info and home address to the Chinese Government.
Agreed
Deal was probably made way before they were in the process of getting sued. I realize there were always suspicions of the site though
You say as most people already use Temu.
Damn right
In all seriousness, what exactly is the CCP going to use your address for?
That break the targets bit was the closest we've got to jontron gaming content we've got in like 7 years
sorry dawg, but TEMU is a hard no from me. Underhanded business practices, retail-to-dumpster product model, and an institution that is helping destroy what few local businesses still exist. Nobody should be giving this company their money. All they do is sell garbage which is going directly into the landfill.
Also Greenpeace are mad at them for keeping their emissions a secret.
If you're going to shit on TEMU then do it for reasons unique to them. Rather then for reasons you could shit on every retail giant including online ones like Amazon & EBAY.
@@Dragonking1984 Amazon is another awful company that people should be boycotting. Ebay isn't much better, but it's least not operated by a union-busting oligarch. I vote with my wallet. Don't defend big business.
@@Timmysteve I don't care if Amazon is singlehandedly ending the world, there's no way I'm ever going to stop using it.
@@Timmysteve I respect that. Voting with your wallet is the only way. These companies only change when you mess with thing bottim line.
I don't feel I can criticize Jon too much for partnering with Temu, considering I can't imagine a single person leaving this video with any desire to shop there.
You know, that’s a good take
TEMU bought multiple ads for the superbowl. That's multimillions. This company makes embarrassing amounts of business and unfortunately advertising is very effective on consumers.
@@Timmysteve - Wrong, Temu bought the same ad for the Superbowl like 15 fucking times
@@Timmysteve fax, they spammed it
Nearly every product looked dangerous. Are there any Temu products that won’t burn down your house or give you cancer?
A new JonTron video: 😀
It's sponsored by Temu: 😒
Gave us an entertaining video regardless.
To make fun of Temu: 🤔
My exact reaction 😢
I mean... Jon is all around a pretty swood guy but it's common knowledge at this point he is a wanton hoe for the sponsors.
This.
Temu really just pay Jon just so he can trash their product.
Never heard of this service... Just bought 8 PS5s for free. All it required was my credit card information and SSN!
Nice deal!
Nice deal!
NOOO JONTRON!! Not the Temu sponsorship!!! 😭😭😭
I'd say it's a step-up from Raid:Sheddy Legonedes sponsorship.
This felt like a big temu ad, pretty disappointing
"They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone!" -Krusty from The Simpsons
i mean he's at least pretty upfront about how shitty and useless the items are
@@Cymes It really isn't. Raid's just a whatever mobile game. Temu's got 2 class action lawsuits filed against it over maliciously selling customer info.
I'm glad to report that I got a Flex Caulk ad before the start of this video and I watched it all. We love you, Phil Swift.
man just started huffing portable high frequency mystery fumes
If you arent already aware: Temu is currently being sued by a class action and the US government for security breaches. Once the app is on your phone they can access every piece of data available.
Just because Jon was sponsored doesnt give them credibility, they're not a safe company.
Edit: okay since I need to spell it out for people with crayons apparently:
I made this comment because the video is about Temu. It is not about Facebook or Google or tiktok. Some of us are able to stay on topic and still have some level of media literacy.
Temu is specifically dangerous because they are not an American company therefore do not have to follow American safety procedures like Facebook does. Facebook has already been in front of congress, but since Temu is based outside of the US, that's not how this works.
Warning people about Temu ISNT FEARMONGERING it's informing people about an app that is considered malware by literally every software developer you will speak to.
Temu specifically is not a necessity. You cannot live a functional life in 2024 offline, you don't NEED social media and can be total happy offline, but your social life WILL be severely stunted. Even your professional life in some cases since a lot of jobs require LinkedIn. Temu on the other hand is literally not necessary to anyone.
Please educate yourself on how the world works. You cannot continue to be this fucking brain dead in the year of out lord 2024.
I use it often and I'm fine lol. Use middle-men when shopping like CashApp Pay or PayPal and your banking info is safe. If they do steal any of our info then I guess we're gonna have a real yummy lawsuit to join in on. But Google and everything already has my info, what more can they possibly steal?
not defending them, but it's not like the US feds can spy on your phone and your phone isn't constantly listening via your mic... oh wait...
im with you, but dont act like facebook and other apps arnt doing the same thing. FB has been sued multiple times and nothing comes of it becuz the senate has no idea what an internet is.
@@itsOZoneNot just them. AMC was also “sued” for stealing private info. You can’t escape any major company and people are dumb enough to think that they can.
And the US is no different than China when it comes to info, they’re basically twins.
@@itsOZone yeah, but Temu is considered actual malware.
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc all function off very complex advertising and tracking algorithms: cookies. Which I'm not saying is BETTER, but the way Temu just straight up infects your entire phone, has been shown to record phone calls, read text messages, read emails, is a whole different level of data harvesting.
A Temu partnership is like the homeless guy with a trolley full of crap dumping it at your front door after you said something nice to him
Edit: never had this many likes, thanks everyone 🥹🙏❤️
Except even he wouldn’t touch Temu garbage
@@germanshepherd6638he probably just offloading what they gave him first 😂
That happened to you?
@@notsure1969 it happened to me, I got a bunch of garlic powder from a homeless crackhead who thought I need food
Raid Shadow Legends: "Why didn't we think of that??"
Jontron getting sponsored by Chinese spyware 💀
The tradition of Jon not knowing how to end his videos continues. Godspeed
Two JonTrons in one month?!? How lucky are we!
Daddytron
Very lucky 🙂
Guess those jokes about Jon's editors were a bit premature 😂
Good thing this is a leap year
Nah, he probably just needs the money
I love how Jon says "this shit is garbage" without explicitly saying it because sponsor panopticon
Edit: because of one guy who couldn't let it go, here's an overly complicated explanation to ruin the joke. A panopticon is a central tower that observes all prisoners at once and enforces compliance with little effort from the warden at the expense of prisoners' sanity and privacy. My use of panopticon is hyperbolic in that Jon is not literally a prisoner but enslaved to capitalism like the rest of us. Requiring that his voice be policed to ensure he gets his allotted kibble and temu gets its investment back through purchases made by viewers of this and other sponsored videos. However, by reading between the lines, you can infer that Jon does not actually think anything he shills is a good product by the way he describes it. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Getting the bag while making some gags
To be fair to Jon here, he certainly did a good job advertising how insane Temu is and will probably make people go on the site to see what other garbage is on there.
@@THICCTHICCTHICC Yeup. That's probably how temu makes 95% of their money. A store for people buying junk in bulk is honestly a GREAT business idea
I got that feeling throughout the video. Jon basically going "look at all these useless crap you can get from Temu"
Ahhhh Noooo! JOHN dont shill TENMU!
JonTron could make this an infomercial channel and we'd all still watch
Remember when old JonTron used to just be silly funny games/movies ? I miss those times
this guy went to be a video gamer to a fucking adult swim journalist of eric andre show
I miss it. I wish he goes back.
Damn it has been 7 years since he did a video on a game
Remember youtubers used to care more about the content value than money and more money
@@luxintelligentia4632True but then people found out that they can make RUclips a job if they just sell out so that's what they did. I wish there was a adpocalypses that was so big & damaging that it would eliminate the possibility entirely of making any money. That would force all the greed out & it'd either go back to being that platform where people uploaded things they actually felt passion for or it would cease to exist. Either way a win.
Well there's our 2 Jontron videos for the year done already
Remember to set your watch for the next jontron video
@@Sarahm2261 my watch doesn't have long enough batteries...
Nah just wait until he runs out of money again and needs to do a mobile game ad.
I am concerned too
@@theavenger2378let the man coke
I love how this video is basically completely trashing the product while still being sponsor friendly
Don't have to try very hard to trash trash products.
i really dont see why theres so many comments akin to "lol jontron is shitting on temu". he really didnt shit on them at all and basically endorsed them. He called most of the items cool.
Reminds me of Internethistorian during his Raid Shadow ad segment
THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING!
@@itsOZone They seem to forget it's still a sponsored video
I'm sure none of these will give him lead or mercury poisoning.
Temu "lets make a commercial letting people know it's pronounced Teh-moo"
Jon "So I partnered with Tee-moo"
Kinda amazing Temu thought this would be a good sponsorship opportunity. Says far more about them than Jon. "Hey, here's a bunch of junk we're selling, maybe it works correctly"
Kinda reminds me of when the developers of a generic shooter sponsored Oneyplays of all people to play it. You could just hear him smirking the whole way through.
@@decap_dan3991 which game was that? I don't remember that episode of Oneyplays
"Look at this guy's audience reach!" Promo team for Temu, you really should have looked a little harder at the audience in general. They're going to get four new customers total and 20x as many people mocking them even harder than they already were now, and that's on them. That's their clown behavior that they have to pay real money for by not thinking things through. Good, I hope they pick more out-of-pocket RUclipsrs whose fanbase would never. I hope they keep wasting their money on buffoonery.
@@YourWaywardDestiny I mean it's China. I think they'll be happy to be able to tell Pooh Bear that they reached thousands of americans, so please could their families survive another week? If it's not too much trouble.
i swear Jon doesn't look like he's aged a day since 2014
That's due to using the products in this video for sure!
that is actually so true
Hard to believe he's in his 20s. Man looks like he was born yesterday!
Jon Tron trucking me into a10 minute Temu ad and I'm actually not upset. The irony of a company paying someone to make fun of the things they sell is fantastic.
and thats what they want you to think : )
@@user-ol6sp4qz1h Who is they? Temu? They want me to think their products suck?
It's cool how the Chinese government is willing to sponsor JonTron.
Do not put the temu app on your phone. it's basically asking for a data breach.
Or any other Chinese commie app.
But what did they expect? That's what you get for trusting a Chinese site with your credit card.
@@henrygalliher6574I was expecting a mail order bride from China
Fun fact, some new phones come with it preinstalled. The one I got recently did(thankfully it wasn't forcefully installed so I was able to get rid of it)
if you have a phone, your data is easily accessible. Temu isn’t special, every app tracks you
"Put your right hand in the Moai"
"What's in the Moai?"
"Pain"
He must be tested.
"Come to me."
"Kneel."
Glad I’m not the only one who got Dune vibes lol 😂🗿
“When the fear has passed there will be nothing. Only I will remain”
the spice must flow
I assumed it was gonna be like, schmuck bait. like you put it in your house, and when dumb kids come over touching all your shit, they put their fingers in it and they're punished for their curiosity.
Never have I seen a bald JonTron when trying that cap out. Now all he needs is his head to stretch like a Conehead.
A Temu sponsorship on a video showcasing its oddest items is consumerism irony at its finest
I cannot believe JonTron does enough work to have a crew.
They have to just be off work at least 75% of the time.
pretty sure theyre like a legacy crew at this point, i assume they've been here for SO many years, especially that one guy who talks in this video, you can hear him from years ago. Jon probably just hires em for individual videos now
@@krakenzilla. that or they're probably like other content creator helpers, they help multiple creators. Like 90% of successful RUclipsrs like in LA, there's a decent chunk that just hop around.
Even then editors and other types of social media managers don't even have to physically be there.
I'm sure they do other work too
It’s called slavery. Ever wonder why we never see these guys? It’s because they are all in chains and on deaths door!!
I'm pretty sure JT only makes videos when he is running low on coin. It's the only way to describe his chaotic post schedule.
I heard Temu sponsorships pay massively
@@xmeygan They pay pretty damn well for a social media sponsor, but they also give extra for anyone using their code, so if your viewers use your code, you can make a LOT of money pretty quick.
I'm sure they do, it's their business model, they spend a lot on these, banter or not they work. People buy shitty stuff online@@xmeygan
@@dknf4036 you mean the video about sloths? this video is REALLY bad, but i don't see a problem with the past ones.
I mean, that is the point of any job. Except unlike a lot of people on RUclips, some of Jon's videos tend to do well enough that he probably doesn't need to make as many.
The Egghead incident will shake the world
3:43 it's the Gom Jabbar from Dune...
The jabbar was the needle not the box 😅
Wait hold on! this is not satire, bro is genuinely doing a 10min ad for TEMU
Not the first time he did this. Remember the Dislyte video?
Feels like it's been this way since Flex Tape 2 ngl
satire doesn't have a time limit 💀💀
Hell, it's funnier bc you can talk shit ab their products AND get paid for it.
The Chinese have infiltrated
This is the opposite of an ad. I don't want any of that garbage in my house.
I love how every item almost was some bootleg electronic torture device.
This is so strange to me that he’d do something like this. Like seriously, he has to be getting hundreds upon hundreds of sponsors reaching out to try to collaborate with him with the amount of subscribers he has, but he picks one of the worst ones and makes an entire video on it? They must have offered him an insane amount. At least Raid Shadow legends isn’t actively stealing your money…
honestly this seems like satire and a very jontron move he basically showcased how shitty temu is and got payed by it
paid* english didnt compute on my brain for a sec
There was a crew behind months of waiting for videos to come out?😂
2 Jontron videos within a week is a miracle. The world is healing.
It's not 2 Jontron videos though. It's one Jontron video and a Temu ad featuring Jontron.
1 vid and one giant ad.
Free money for a sponsorship to literally show items that would make people NOT want to shop at TEMU. If anything this is an ad against it, and I think he knows it.
I *know* he knows it. Jon has always been based.
I can't believe it, two Jontron videos so close together. We must be living in a simulation
No, this is just an ad.
Money is a great motivator.
i dead ass got a flex seal ad on this video
The editing team working like Jon threatened their families on this one.
Trying to polish a turd
Has a very cold ones feel to it. All it's missing is asking the editors to put random stuff in lmao
Still better than the regular Chinese Communist Party propaganda lol
Jon is now a major shareholder in the Cadmium mines that temu puts in their products
Temu puts cadmium mines in their products? How do they fit them in there?
@@Coldkill2001 This sounds like an actual joke Jon would make lmao.
Egghead Maxxing? sounds like all 5 elder stars coming there to max the chaos
the temu partner just makes this 100x better LOOOL
+1000 likes, 0 comments, crypto-shill username.
Yes. Perfectly natural combination, nothing to see here.
>"the temu partn- ACK!"
btfo
Go away you bot. Nobody's buying into your stupid crypto scam.
lol this video exists BECAUSE it is a partnership with temu
Your video is so obviously an AI voice😂
I thought it would be good, then I realized it was a giant ad for Temu. Those bills must be coming in hard.
That's what happens when you only make 2 videos a year and have an entire crew and studio space to pay for.
>giant ad
>actively making fun of the company
It's not that I disagree... I am just happy to see him uploading again. This is like, twice in a year.
And I got an ad for "wish 2.0" before the video. What brain dead people actually buy this garbage? It's like grocery shopping at a dollar store
Are you saying you didn't think this was good?
I can't believe I got an ad from Phil swift for another flex tape product while watching a John tron video.
Are you working your way through the 7 deadly sins? Last video was sloth, this one is greed.
You can always trust Jon to take any sponsor and then immediately trash them in the most sponsor friendly way possible
@@PinballAndBeer everything on amazon is from the same place they just sell it cheaper 🙄
Fisher Price wifi router actually killed me lol
im high btw
@@danholmesfilmsame as I'm smoking😂
So, you can write YT comments in the afterlife?
lmao I'm high af too
@@OkayYaramanOf course.
No mention of their suspicious and possibly illegal storage of credit information?
C'mon Jon you, you didn't need a Temu sponsorship to make this video possible.
Probably gave him a million yuan which is like $14
but he needed it so he wouldn't have to pay them any money o7
A wise man once said... "If you're good at something, never do it for free. And *definitely* don't pay money to do it."
Pay and review, or get paid and do the same review you’d do anyway
8:45 this is something GOOP would dropship
it definitely has the same VIBES as their frequency stickers, yes.
wait Jontron uploading twice in one month let alone a year? Is this real life?
Who else got a Temu ad before the video started?
At first, I was incredibly upset seeing Jon do a TEMU ad. But the guy just took their money to insult them, 10/10 video.
And then offered a 100$ Coupon for anyone that signed up, not very insulting is it
Hard cope
@@melaniabladeofmiquella gee almost as if like 90% of sponsors have you create codes for their stuff
@@melaniabladeofmiquellaThe dollar sign goes before the value, not after. We learn this in kindergarten...
@@melaniabladeofmiquella Bro is so broke he doesn't know the dollar sign goes before the number.💀
That portable high frequency thing is for the alternative medicine crowd. There used to be a thing called a "violet ray wand" waaaaaay back in the day that had a similar premise. The eerie glow of electrical discharge was said to cure basically everything (It doesn't). This is that but spruced up and using a different noble gas. Same snake oil, different era.
Same with those other red light things like the face massager and hat.
Yeah I was gonna say...the only people I personally know who still use these are in the "kink crowd."
It's that time of year where JonTron uploads multiple videos for a few months and then retreats to his sasquatch cave
I really hope Jon Tron is back uploading regularly... it would be the first time in history and a glorious moment.
I'm glad you didn't get nerve damaging burns from these products!
Maybe the neurons. But gladly nothing else.
I still have no idea how JT can afford a studio and a crew on a one 10 minute video a year budget. But fun vid dood 😊
A lot of his videos have over 10 million views and are rewatched pretty consistently, flex tape being the most obvious example, and those probably bring in a respectable amount of ad rev for JT. Aside from that, he's actually been uploading much more consistently in the last year or so.
3:37 Jontron: "What's in the box?" Reverend Mother Superior: "Pain"
DUDE what is that HAIR?! Went to the barber and said "gimme the 'bullies gave me a swirlie but then also gave me a bowl cut after' cut"
"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club
this nigga watched the movie once and made it his entire personality
"We live in a society"
- Jared Lego, _Morbius_
I've been told Temu doesn't actually check the output of the sponsored videos... And it looks to me that Jon wasn't exactly trying to sell those junk products to us... What if he just managed to troll Temu with a super quick video to shoot, throwing a joke or two during the "reviews", to just took their money? XD
I don't actually condone this, but it could be something Jon would do XD
No, anyone that signed up with his code , he gets a fat check. tens of thousands of people will sign up. also the coupon is a scam
This just sounds like wishful thinking to try and retroactively justify Jon making a bad call tbh
@@Psepha absolutely. But how can I think a smart guy like him would prefer getting a big stack of money once, completely destroying his community?! He knows very well the kind of people his fanbase is made of, and it doesn't make any sense. The guy can make money just posting a video while walking to the supermarket, even without saying a single word... And he chooses to sponsor Temu? Wishful thinking sounds much less painful than the alternative interpretations 🥲
Two jontron video in less than 3 months, the gods have blessed us!
They made a “Bluetooth device ready to pair” meme but still took the sponsorship anyway
As usual a fun video, but seriously to anyone reading this comment, don't shop at TEMU. Chinese bootleg stores are never a good shopping place.
I mean half the products were fully scams that claim to perform magic by just putting lights on your head. One arrived broken and barely did what it was supposed to. One was a very questionable children's toy, and only the first one of the six was arguably some kind of real semi-functioning product assuming it doesn't set your socks on fire.
If anything, a fairly accurate TEMU advertisement.
10:34
Note: Jon did not died on the way back to his home planet.
Unlike Poochie.
😂
I love that Temu payed jon to tradg their products for 10 minutes
Jontron I want to thank you on behalf of temu for buying products from the Xinjiang province. Because of your patronage only 12 orphans died the factory.
Oh god, this is like when you go over to your relative's house when you're a child and see the weird shit they have that you have no idea what it is.
Don't buy from this site.
Why
I bet your delivery driver was PISSED this day 😂😂
$50 says next vid will center "The Willy Wonka Scam"
Where’s my $50?
5:32 Jon finally found the legendary Boxing Wurstle.
The academy award level acting in not knowing that the Portable High Frequency device is just an S&M Electro Stim kit. 😂
Remember when John used to talk about games?
Jonny-boy needs to get in on some of that 'Flex Caulk' action.
Jon if you keep this style 10:07 and adopt Sins as your last name, many industries will start offering you job offers.
Take Temu sponsorship but not make them desirable to use, well played Jon.
7:53- I instantly thought of Jack Nickelson in anger management.
2:32 I've never felt more pure bliss, then this moment.
0:52 that one frame killed me
Smoking causes higher testosterone rates so it's technically healthy
@@23ButanedioneWhat?
If this video proves anything it's that Jon Favreau should just hire Jon to play all of the aliens in statwars😂
i hate being 3 weeks late to a jontron video because youtubes incompetent ass can't just recommend me my subscriptions.
I think YT algorithm knew this wasn't worth watching. And hiding the shame.
Yay, we all LOOOOOOVE Temu ads. Not outwardly and obviously unethical at all
4:12 Starcade flashbacks
2015 is the best jontron series focusing on star wars games
Bald Jon is CURSED
“Any publicity is good publicity.” - Temu Tzu
Don't buy from Temu, at best it's gonna be a shitty product you don't need, and at worst it's made through extremely unethical labor practices
Sounds like Amazon to me.
Bald JonTron is not real. He can't hurt you.
Bald JonTron: 10:07
Even if he could. It's not like you can't outrun him
I just love your energy and humor man. You could talk about anything and I'd be entertained for at least a decade already. Thanks fir continuing to internet 😂❤