I love how he purposefully makes it unsynchronized like a typical high school drumline. And the tap off slowing down at the very beginning by a whole sixteenth. This is pure comedy.
I can imagine if for some reason this whole thing could be played at a concert the long rests would make people clap but then all of a sudden they realize it isn’t done yet
i'm not a drummer and it genuinely took me to "Colorectal Cancer by Claude Da Bussy and Jack Sexyman" to realize that this probably wasn't an elementary school warmup, it was definitely better for middle/high schoolers
1:30 That one cymbal never fails to bring me joy. It's just like one of the band members accidentally invited a friend to join and in the end, he got that one little cymbal hit.
dude i suck at music theory and my brain is just struggling to understand this video it’s basically if i studied spanish for three years but only learned enough words to understand a basic conversation between kindergarteners
@@mantrabeeg nah it’s just a pattern he is a drummer those guys are goddamn insane i mean you have camellia wich i think is a drummer then this guy and there has to be more i’m making connections
0:15 This is what instrument Construction Workers play. Sawin' the sheet metal: 0:38 My Receipt printing at Taco bell at 3 AM 2:32 Me having a stroke at 4 AM. 3:42
@@dancysauce3329 Hop into a plane, look out the window as you travel around the world, and look and see that zero of the 7.4 billion people on this planet give a single crap.
Self proclaimed "professional band music composers" when they write the most insane melodic marimba/xylo solo in existence yet have over 200 rests for snare, bass drum and/or cymbals. Most pieces with latin percussion instruments were kinda fun though, still had that issue where they either gave us repetitive rhythms or only two measure of kick ass conga solo.
I think this is the closest we as a people have come to making music seem sentient. And I feel like this piece is holding a gun to my head, yelling at me to tell it where the money is.
dude thank you so much my father was a snail drummer in the war of 1813 so it really means a lot to his his warmups transcribed may you have a warm day and a cold heart
dyde no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dads was a dummer in the evolutionary war! he played the brass drum! he had chops hotter hthan collin mcnut on a tuesday afternoon. only on bass 4 though., for whatever reaso n he couldnt play anyt other thing very good. not even bass 3.
I see you’ve decided to stick with the traditional exercise routines, but this seems a little too easy for elementary schoolers does it not? I think you should utilize more 164/27 polyrhythms in order to bring it up to a beginner level. But to each their own I assume.
What? Nonsense. This is something way too basic that everyone would be able to learn it after being born. I think 69420/e is a better alternative, especially at 30000.00000000001 BPM exactly.
As a Tenor Drum player, I’d have mad respect for someone who could play all of these. I’m gonna attempt to play them for craps and giggles later. This was just pure chaotic percussion fun. Thank you 🤪
I think the trick is just to get some high school drum captains, maybe college level players, and then strategically have a huge net of sticks suspended above all the drums to drop when it gets to the demonic sections
I’m so glad I found these videos. There is something so indescribably funny about the sound of musicians playing badly/wildly over the top, but being transcribed as such. That and 1000 bpm ‘Dut’ bars
the subdivision is small enough to make a similarly high frequency. from a musical standpoint it's not supposed to happen but from a technical one it's very cool
This video is absolutely hysterical. I’ve been cry laughing watching this video like 7 times at 2 AM now, there are tears streaming down my face, well done sir
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0:06 Seven
0:49 Peranas
1:59 Colorectal Cancer
4:34 The Rock Johnso
5:29 subar five guys
nice
c o l o r e c t a l c a n c e r
I think you mean الذSean Harvey 10-12 آذار 1997 بمدينة مَايِنْتْس"The Rock Johnso"، أ
@@travismann5099
How did you decipher that
@@travismann5099 how did you get the tashkeel for the word in 3rabic, unless if you use arabickeyboard's auto tashkeel generator
"What instrument do you play?"
"The Barcode Scanner"
notice: the barcode scanner is an actual instrument.
Same with above person ^
Search them, they're great.
ruclips.net/video/2CvnajExX-A/видео.html
I play the fax machine
I wheezed at this 🤣🤣
imagine being at a football game and the drum line just busts this out
Everyone in a 3 mile radius would go permanently deaf from 0:38.
@@LeTtRrZ That's literally nuts
Not even during halftime or a timeout, just right in the middle of a play
and everybody wondering why they're bringing in 600 snare drummers
@@ssj3gohan456 Snare Splits 0:38
I genuinely never thought that musescore shitposting would be something I needed in life
Me neither, yet here we are.
Sounds about right for my situation, too.
how does this comment have 2K likes yet only 2 replies (now 3)
Well we probably all are either musicians or people who want to try and understand it or laugh at it
@@jarvis6253 yeah lol I'm a musician and this stuff is the funniest stuff ever I'm dying laughing
The random “dut” at 6:25 absolutely killed me
I rewatched that part at least 10 times lmaoo
Gotta get rid of that dupdup
They say beauty is pain, but after hearing that beauty, pain is irrelevant
especially because it comes after a loud wooden CLANG and then just
ᵈᵘᵗ
d u t
The 2 bpm does not cease to cripple me psychologically
The 3 bpm section is okay though
The suspense is killing me
Imagine getting a whole note
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH YES
I started laughing but also yelling my agreement with you.
I love how he purposefully makes it unsynchronized like a typical high school drumline. And the tap off slowing down at the very beginning by a whole sixteenth. This is pure comedy.
Why is breaking musescore the funniest thing in the world to me? Well done sir
@(Meepooh) Pudinan Posirisuk Same
Funniest Video on RUclips
@(Meepooh) Pudinan Posirisuk same. I could barely breathe
the pure chaos
I almost just threw up from laughing so hard at the last one
I don't get it I'm dying of laughter i can't even stop
i love how 5:09 to 5:23 can literally describe someones day. going home after the taco bell, the aftermath, and the sudden *horknee*
and then their wii freezes
The algorithm has been feeding me more shitpost lately and I love it
same here thanks bro!
same
@@rroselandd i liwk e your usenmae
hello there green man
I love you Bit-o-honey man
As a clarinet who doesn’t understand percussion in the slightest I shit myself laughing omg never stop
You're a clarinet?
amazing how clarinets can comment on RUclips nowadays
As a percussionist I still died laughing
😔
I fucking lost it at 4:53 with the tutorial music right after century fox
and then straight into the McNutt special
tutorial to what exactly
been seeing it in the comments but *what*
@@axolotium hes referring to those tutorial videos with the overly used music with the bell and ukulele, carefree by kevin mcleod, if youre interested
that on top of the swinging drums
Lol didn't even realize what the first part was😂
2:13 I remember playing this back in middleschool. It was kinda hard with the notes disappearing and all but was still great fun!
1:38 to 1:49 is GENUINELY fire though, like GENUINELY.
That may or may not be copy pasted from Boston Crusaders 2018
@@ParkerMeek Oh dang, gotta go watch that show then
@@ParkerMeekI was about to comment "Colin McNutt has entered the chat"
3:38 - 3:52................
SOME part of "Slow Dance On A Burial Ground" by Steven Montague.....................(8^P
5:19 is lit
I can imagine if for some reason this whole thing could be played at a concert the long rests would make people clap but then all of a sudden they realize it isn’t done yet
Someone needs to play this at a concert
@@vaushegglyeggishlyeggyegg7456 u think a concert hall could fit all those drums in?
@@damjankrupa3950 yeah...
i'm not a drummer and it genuinely took me to "Colorectal Cancer by Claude Da Bussy and Jack Sexyman" to realize that this probably wasn't an elementary school warmup, it was definitely better for middle/high schoolers
i can’t tell if this is a joke so can you clarify
*BEEP BEEP* says the drumset
Da Bussy hahahahahaha I literally passed away
I'm fucking dead at this omfg
@Anarchy r/woooosh
Omg i can't believe i hadn't listened to Colorectal Cancer by Claude DeBussy until now!
Holy moly😂
Man really knew how to capture and reconstruct a rotting arse into shite music form
I'm wheezing from the comment and the replies
Thank you for this comment
Peranas by Stravinsky was pretty fire
Musescore at 5:16:
"hey, uhh you can't play these two notes on the timpani" *highlights notes in red*
wOW YoU dOn'T fUcKInG sAY
Parker Meek: PLAY ‘EM BITCH
I’m not kidding when I say that this is genuinely the hardest I’ve ever fucking laughed in months
You and me both... my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard X’D
me too
i nearly threw up lmfao
The fact that im sore already does not help with the seizure-inducing hysterical laughter
I was stoned and came across these and was in tears watching them. It looked like I was ugly crying
0:29 "why isn't anything going wrong?"
0:37 "oh there it is"
if getting water up your nose was a sound, this would be it
1:30 That one cymbal never fails to bring me joy. It's just like one of the band members accidentally invited a friend to join and in the end, he got that one little cymbal hit.
this is what theory music sounds like to people who don't know theory
This is what theory sounds like to people who know theory and willingly break all the rules
dude i suck at music theory and my brain is just struggling to understand this video
it’s basically if i studied spanish for three years but only learned enough words to understand a basic conversation between kindergarteners
@@artykeldeo As someone who has studied Spanish for 3 years, I can confirm this is true
Step the fuck up, Kyle
@@mantrabeeg nah it’s just a pattern he is a drummer those guys are goddamn insane i mean you have camellia wich i think is a drummer then this guy and there has to be more i’m making connections
0:15 This is what instrument Construction Workers play. Sawin' the sheet metal: 0:38 My Receipt printing at Taco bell at 3 AM 2:32 Me having a stroke at 4 AM. 3:42
BAHAHAHAHAH. THATS hilarious
Therapist: pitched snare drum isn't real, it can't hurt you
Pitched snare drum:
First reply and 212th like
@@dancysauce3329 Hop into a plane, look out the window as you travel around the world, and look and see that zero of the 7.4 billion people on this planet give a single crap.
@@dancysauce3329 I’m on max render distance
And I still can’t find who the fuck asked
@@yeetabix2752 Man, I can't ignore this masterpiece.
*BZZZZT*
What people think percussion does: 3:48
What we actually do: 3:54
This is true lmao
Took me three years of marching band and those 3 extra years off my lifespan to figure that out my god sir you are correct
Self proclaimed "professional band music composers" when they write the most insane melodic marimba/xylo solo in existence yet have over 200 rests for snare, bass drum and/or cymbals.
Most pieces with latin percussion instruments were kinda fun though, still had that issue where they either gave us repetitive rhythms or only two measure of kick ass conga solo.
3 years later, this is still true
the 2 bpm is what killed me...goddamn I thought there was a caesura or something
I think this is the closest we as a people have come to making music seem sentient. And I feel like this piece is holding a gun to my head, yelling at me to tell it where the money is.
This is what Chino Hills teaches their feeder middle schools
No, it’s actually Avon
Noooooo stupid this is what Round Rock and Cedar Ridge teach their feeders!!!!!
@@V15lol true, this is the first thing we get on day 1
@@ParkerMeek If this is what they teach kids at the CR feeders, I can’t even imagine what they teach kids at the McNeil feeders
@@V15lol 8s
5:18 made me lose my shit. Maybe I have an immature sense of humor but holy shit that was incredibly funny.
this is like the creepypasta version of a drumline warmup
I was gonna show this in GCSE music class, but then the PH intro played.
Yet that wont stop me. (5:19)
legend
The what intro?
@@tylerbacon5146 🤭
@@tylerbacon5146 we'll tell you when you're older.
@@cheetawolf i'm 19?
dude thank you so much
my father was a snail drummer in the war of 1813 so it really means a lot to his his warmups transcribed
may you have a warm day and a cold heart
dyde no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dads was a dummer in the evolutionary war! he played the brass drum! he had chops hotter hthan collin mcnut on a tuesday afternoon. only on bass 4 though., for whatever reaso n he couldnt play anyt other thing very good. not even bass 3.
😂 drumline RUclips is the best
Bruh you guys have the same name and pfp wtf
Lol snail drummer
“Snail drummer”, “war of 1813” and “evolutionary war” just made my fucking day
0:38
When your receipt is printing but another receipt printer comes out of the receipt printer
If my future kids ever tell me what my high school’s marching band practice was, I’ll show them this.
You goddamn better
Lol
The word “seven” in any song is always a recipe for disaster
And I am here for it
I see you’ve decided to stick with the traditional exercise routines, but this seems a little too easy for elementary schoolers does it not? I think you should utilize more 164/27 polyrhythms in order to bring it up to a beginner level. But to each their own I assume.
I would’ve assumed this was for the first graders in their first term, while the 164/27 polyrhythms would be taught second term!
this is more first term and is meant to be learned quickly just as an exercise
Why not just 1/9
What? Nonsense. This is something way too basic that everyone would be able to learn it after being born. I think 69420/e is a better alternative, especially at 30000.00000000001 BPM exactly.
Just seems a little insulting to childrens’ intelligence, yeah...
2:32
"What instrument do you play?"
"The 30 mm GAU-8 Avenger gatling cannon"
5:19 I recognize that drum line...
if you know you know
@@drumofq9368 lol try again
I recognize the Wii Crashing sound after it...
The g flat kick drum?
It’s catchy ima hum that while at school
Triplet Rolls genuinely had me on the floor, from the chaotic tap-off, to the 20th Century Fox.
To you i say, bravo
2:47
When you drop the cymbals
Underrated comment
The silence afterword is just the drum line contemplating every life choice they ever made
@@IDontKnow-tx1tp They are realizing how one cymbal drop could change society.
Down a flight of stairs
it even has a tiny sound when putting it on the stand, just before it falls
As a Tenor Drum player, I’d have mad respect for someone who could play all of these. I’m gonna attempt to play them for craps and giggles later. This was just pure chaotic percussion fun. Thank you 🤪
You know shit's real when the notes don't fit on not one page but multiple pages.
0:10 That fifth beat is grotesquely off-beat, I love it
nice mandelbrot set
i have that same image as my profile picture on my alt acc
This really captured the essence of elementary school warm ups. Incredible
the groove at 1:38 is actually insane
Some of Colin McNutt’s best work
Who’s that
Got the McNutt special in Peranas measure 22-23 lol
the mcnutt special
A McNutt classic
You should make an entire song that plays drum notes so fast that they sound like actual notes, and make those notes into a song.
"Colorectal Cancer" should be a hit single ! It's got a sassy beat, and I can really dance to it.
I'm almost positive if I showed my therapist how hard these make me laugh, I'd be committed.
This unironically has some great lines
Fantastic! I showed this to my colleagues and this has now become the official warm-up for the drumline of his majesty the kings guard of norway
As the only person in my group of friends who knows music theory, I'm happy I can share my humour with the comment section
It’s a shame.
I don't think you need to understand music theory to know that something is off about this
I don't know a single thing about music, but I can certainly understand that this is cursed
@@Tigershark_3082 fair enough, but to what extent?
2:20 I'm honestly amazed musescore can produce such a sound
My favorite part was when it went ندما يريد العالم
But like what does this actually say
@@kieraparker4328 It means mcneil drumline is gaming
@@V15lol okay thanks
@@kieraparker4328 You are welcome
@@kieraparker4328 when the world wants
Really captured the cymbal experience of awkwardly doing nothing during warm ups
1:38 that was actually dope
this was a wonderful experience and i feel as though i’ve been baptized by the sheer amount of glory and divine power i felt from this 6 minute video
I think the trick is just to get some high school drum captains, maybe college level players, and then strategically have a huge net of sticks suspended above all the drums to drop when it gets to the demonic sections
I’m so glad I found these videos. There is something so indescribably funny about the sound of musicians playing badly/wildly over the top, but being transcribed as such.
That and 1000 bpm ‘Dut’ bars
This is the most unnecessarily essential thing out there.
more essential than triplet ratemacues
guy 1: ayo, shuffle the deck
guy 2: 'ight, np 4:44
This is my sense of humor.
Apperently it’s mine too.
yup, me too!
My sense of humor is absolutely broken. All u need to do is show me a video like this and I’ll be laughing so hard I cry.
@@AlexVeldkamp same, dude. I'm suffocating rn.
Yes must be extra funny for musicians
I don't know why this is the funniest thing I have seen this year. But it is. And I love it need more of it
0:38 how do you manage to make a trumpet sound with drums
Bruh what kinda trumpets are you hearig
@@jwaj middle schooler ones
the subdivision is small enough to make a similarly high frequency. from a musical standpoint it's not supposed to happen but from a technical one it's very cool
@@trombonetimmy1064 as a French horn player in 8th grade concert band, I can confirm and I retract my question
as a trumpet player, pretty accurate for when I started.
I am loving these musescore memes. Please keep making them.
Literally no one:
Broken printers: 2:13
Why is this accurate
What about the void entering our precious world and then Marie had a little الفتاة التي لعبت بأشكال الناس
the worst thing is its a bop
ive played snare in drumline for a few years and I can confirm, this is the warmups we use
Nice to see exercises that support the music’s skill sets
This video is absolutely hysterical. I’ve been cry laughing watching this video like 7 times at 2 AM now, there are tears streaming down my face, well done sir
When you play the drums so fast they become brass instruments
This is the first time I've ever actually cried of laughter over musical notes. Very impressive.
instructions unclear, now trapped in the dark dimension having life force absorbed by dormamu
You sir deserve an award for this atrocity! Bravo.
0:38 My brain when I stub my toe:
Chaos 💀
ᵗ ʳ ᵘ ᵐ ᵖ ᵉ ᵗ
Brings a whole new meaning to cymbal roll
5:16 I love the timpani, and then the drum set part after that lmao
Thank you for this wonderful score. Everyone was having a blast with it. One was even able to get rid his snare drum.
I have been laugh crying about this for a long time
Truly a masterful composer of our time
3:40 Title of the piece:
Rattling Engine Noises
Straight piped civics be like
You must be so proud of your students being able to accomplish feats that I’m pretty sure are actually beyond human capabilities. Big ups!
colorectal cancer is a bop
0:52 when the popcorn in the microwave starts going off
1:13 Ah yes... the classic, most renown scoring technique ever, 17-tuplet sticks-in
On the floor ROLLING... love it
0:38 I looked away and i thought it was a trumpet
Dang you got an interesting trumpet section at your school
@@zettabyte0551 it didn’t really sound like it but you know what I mean
I can't describe how much this makes me feel validated
We should start writing all beams like he did at 5:34
That Spock roll with the hits near the end actually sounded very cool
I think Im gonna send this to BAC's drumline and see how they react
1:30 when your assignment is due in 30 minutes
Ok but that one bar at 1.38 absolutely slaps. I vibed
That measure is completely original and not plagiarized from any DCI show book
@@ParkerMeek Congratulations. Excellent work.
this is by far the greatest music-related video on the internet. I genuinely love this so much
If this were live, I can imagine the people walking by during the 2 BPM measure going ????
You’ve earned a new subscriber after seeing that not only drums were played in this video, but also glock.
Just to clarify, the timpani part is all on one drum, right?
Of course
so mfs gotta be tuning whilst play LES GO
@@ParkerMeek Are you supposed to use 2 or 4 mallets?
@@deanmcbride3315 six mallets
Also RH only, as the pioneers intented!
The meme material here is outstanding
These kids gonna have huge fore arms after the season is over
this video is making me choke to death from laughter holy shit i can barely breathe