"I'm Summoning...The Spiders..." | Spider-Man Meme Comic Dub
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- Опубликовано: 6 дек 2022
- Never rob a bank when Spider-Man is around! Or you may face...The Spiders
Edited by Dylan
/ @angrybadger121
Scene is from Marvel Adventures' Spider-Man Issue #57 
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Huge thanks to Dylan for both editing these meme dubs together but also voicing the criminal! Could not do these without him!
Also I was a bit sick during this and hearing my voice back makes me die a little inside
"I'm summoning spiders"
Calebcity: "GET THE HELL OUT"
GET OUUUT
GET OUUUT
😂😂😂😂
We can all Agree Caleb is the best COMEDY ON RUclips
@@hoshiryu Agreed
GET OOOOOOOUUUUUUT
"Sure, he probably couldn't summon thousands of Spiders, but I'll be damned if I take the chance that he's not bluffing."
"I know he probably couldn't but I ain't fucking around and finding out if he could"
I mean, really. It's not like they don't all know ANT-Man can summon ants.
Spiders-man be like: i'm litterally made of a LOT of spiders
"This is too big of a risk"
You know what’s funny is that Spider-Man has actually done that before (well Kaine has but Peter has talked to spiders before)
True
If Kaine can do it peter probably could too
Funnily enough, summoning bugs was one of spawn's main abilities in the comics at a certain point (post issue 35 i think?). Surprised mk 11 never utilised this.
@@jasonborne238 Kaine was The Other. That is why he could do it.
@@jasonborne238 he USED to have the powers but all his new abilities were taken taken from him...in the WORST spidey story ever written
"I knew there was a chance that he couldn't but I wasn't going to fuck around and find out"
Kamehameh in a boxing match?
@@enumaelish9193 mhm
I love humanity
"I knew there was a chance that he couldn't but I wasn't going to fuck around and find out" sounds like the smartest career decision literally any bank robber can make around just about anyone in a mask, honestly.
Smart man, he's not gonna fuck around to find out
Would you fuck around with the man who threatens to summon spiders?
@@gcullen576 I would give up the minute he said I'm summoning the spiders
@@gcullen576 as soon as he said summoning spiders I would've gotten out of there.
unlike certain freezer man
@@prophecy5886 unless the spiders would stop you
The first line of "the spiders" makes me laugh more than anything
He’s summoning them
@@gcullen576 He's *Spider*-Man.
They will come to his call
It’s giving “the hurricane… KATRINA!”
I like it when comics just fuck around with bad guys like this. You don't know what the fuck this guy can or can't do, and you definitely AREN'T prepared for his bluffs either. Kinda reminds me of a Superman comic where Joker comes to Metropolis to threaten Superman, only for Big Blue to say, "I already disabled your bombs in the blink of an eye. Here they are, they weren't even laced with lead or kryptonite. You can press that detonator, but I also used my heat vision to melt it's circuits. Oh, and you're confused about something. See, Batman doesn't kill, I CHOOSE not to kill, and I can and will put you in the ground if I have to."
Lol I couldn’t agree more, that moment was bad ass of superman
He didn't fry the circuits of the detonator IIRC, he straight dared Joker to blow himself up, but it wouldn't matter because the bombs wouldn't hurt and he's fast enough to catch any debris that would fall from the building they were on top of.
He could snap Joker's neck, the same way he did with Zod but like, easier
If I'm honest with you, I hate the "I choose not to kill" line because it just feels like a slap in the face to Superman's entire character. If Superman won't kill atomic skull who yes, is more dangerous than the Joker. Then him saying that is just dumb and feels like edgy. (Especially the fact that the atomic skull part I'm referencing was a part of a storyline in Superman vs the elite, a story where Superman literally States that "I may not be able to go where they want to be" which is literally referencing the fact that Superman does not kill. The only characters he is willing to kill are Doomsday, a mindless animal and Darkseid a character who is quite literally immortal and will come back no matter what.)
@@trentenogletree5898
Personally I like a good in between, makes him feel more human as a character.
imagine being a kingping rook and tell to the boss: "He said he was gonna summon the spider boss!"
You'd die. Either the Kingpin would kill you or the Spiders would
And then Kingpin opens his mouth to have the guy shot, thinks for a moment, and says "Dammit. Smythe! Have someone look into if he can actually summon spiders. I'm going to be wondering about that for days now."
And then kills the guy, because whether or not he can actually do it Kingpin doesn't tolerate failure.
Earth 11580 Spiders-Man is a colony of spiders with the collective consciousness of Peter Parker.
Low-key one of the most interesting and powerful Spidermen
@@wiilov and most dangerous once he developed a taste for human flesh
I would never commit any crime just to avoid spiders-man
@@solblackguy probably after the initial incident that happened to this version of peter that made him spiders-man
I hope that bank robber never meets Spiders-man (yes spiders, plural)
Ya, ol Spiders man will eat him alive like a piece of bacon
Probably one of the freakiest versions of Spidey I know of.
I feel so sorry for that Peter Parker.
Oh boy if he does i can imagine this how it would go
Bank robber : hands up web head ! Or ill hurt this kid!
Spiders-man : the *spiders*, im summoning them
Bank robber : haha real funny but that trick wont work against me agai-
*hundreds of spiders appear*
Bank robber : ... i give up
I knew there was going to be someone here who remembered that.
There's one comic where Jonah figures if Ant-Man can talk to ants maybe Spider-Man can talk to spiders, then proceeds to talk to a spider in his office window to warn him about a villain
Oh my god I may have to dub that
@@gcullen576 that would be awesome! 😃
“Did I think he could do it? Probably not. Am I gonna risk finding out? Hell no.”
XDD The robber basically said " l know you can't,but l am NOT going to fuck around and find out"
“GGs, dude, just go next”
Plot twist: He can actually summon spiders
I think some incarnations can but don't quote me on that
Kaine did
Peter fought his Eaten Cotps after acepting the Other once
@@gcullen576 Not to mention Spider*s*-Man too lol
@@R00TB33R ah yes, Covered-In-Spiders Man
Sometimes.
Hardest part of for Peter was holding in his laughter.
He’s been hanging around with Deadpool too much.
This is what happens when he dates a girl who can talk to animals. He gets ideas
He probably would've been fast enough to actually get the gun away from the hostage (don't quote me on that), but I like to think Peter was feeling like messing around
He is
He is in fact fast enough, but it was just a safer alternative
“Good job Spider-Man!”
Spider-man: Thanks Batman taught me that
“Wait what?”
I luv when he got 5 D list villains to surrender by just not talking- cuz he had laryngitis
Sometimes it can be useful to be a hero with a reputation of constant trash talking- they know you've gotten serious when you've gone silent
Spiderman harnessing his trauma from fighting The Thousand to really sell this one
Peter does a little Trolling.
Arachnophobes look out
Here comes Spider-man
Speech 100
When you only level charisma
Nat 20 intimidation check
When spidey has had a long day and just wants to go home and wrap up a mugging as fast as possible with little to no fight he pulls out the crazy creep power card XD
Sometimes you’re just done with that day
@@gcullen576 XD very true
I laugh so hard when he give up like well damn man You are done 😂😂
He didn't want to fight the spiders
Yeaaaaa 😂😂
One of the other times something like this happened was when he had something that made it hard to talk and his villains weren't having angry spider-man, and just gave up
Ah yeah he had laryngitis and since *every single villain* has PTSD from whenever Spider Man actually stopped quipping they all just gave up.
This was amazing and apart of me can imagine the huge grin Peter has under his mask as he’s doing this
The hell peter smoke? and i thinking MoonKnight asking for hes god dame money was crazy
Given how comics go, I'm not sure if Spiderman is doing this as a clever ruse or he's 100% actually serious.
Kain Spiderman would absolutely try this is at least once. All his spider-based powers are enhanced in his painful, distorted body.
Normal Spiderman just wants to troll people from time to time XD
Goes to show that Peter doesn’t have to physically disarm the guy. He also battles psychologically too by using his jokes and humor to distract and intimidate through showing his powers to crooks to induce arachnophobia
I mean, there’s something like that in the marvel universe, like the spiderman literally made out of spiders
I’ve heard of that but I forget where he exists
@@gcullen576 Spiders-Man, a Peter Parker who fell into a pit of spiders, got eaten, and the spiders stole his memories.
Spiders-man
Spiders-man
He is made of spiders, man
Scurries forward
From the shadow he lies
All because
Peter fucking died
Oh god
Here comes spiders-man
@@Sabrina_Tea yup, he almost survived after his main defeat
This was such a George meme. I don't know how else to put it. Like, I see this as something you would say and do. This was great!
The Spiders
I can imagine him laughing behind the mask after saying all that
Trying not to laugh the whole time while recording it
YEEES! THE SPIDER SUMMONING!
He’s gonna do it
Lol only spider man would do something like this 😂😂😂
You know what would’ve been scarier: If he stopped talking
I think he has been spending to much time with Wade.
Somewhere in the multiverse this is all spiderman can do
I’d argue it’s about as effective on most villains as our Spider-Man
@@gcullen576 I mean there's at least 10 black widows per garage so multiply that by one neighborhood and you have everyone's worst nightmare
Parker is starting to lose it.
God, I can rewatch this for hours... *rewatches the video*
Thank you so much! I appreciate it!
@@gcullen576 no problem *rewatches the video*
Spider-Man can sometimes get a really creepy sometimes
He’s not always witty
Peter raises hand*
Piece of the celing fall to reveal hundreds of spiders*
Peter suprised because he was not expecting this*
The robber shitting his pants*
He summoned the spiders. He just didn't think he *could* summon spiders
Kane is one ceiling snickering to himself
That spider-man run was pretty fuckin great.
Please oh please mr kevin feigie please let this be in the mcu
Yeess we need this in the MCU
I could watch stuff like this all day
I *aspire* to bluff that well!
"get out! GET THE HELL OUT!!! GET OOOUUAAT GET OOOUUUAAATTT!!!!"
He can summon spiders
Calebcity + Night in the Woods ultra based
That came across so unhinged I love it
I’m surprised spider-man doesn’t do this more often lmfao
Well, the more often he does it, the more likely it'll be that someone will eventually call his bluff
I adore the way he says *_the spiders_*
I really tried to get it right, so I’m glad you liked it!
Wait, you can actually summon thousands of spi...... *Raises hands* Alright. I give up. None of that shit.
Yep, this is probably the single best thing I have seen within the past 9 days
The. Spiders.™
Successful bluff
I bet Pete was grinning like an idiot underneath the mask while he was doing this. Or it is early and he needs coffee
Okay, but this is kinda hilarious
Batman would be proud
Spiders man moment
Peter snapped
Marvel Adventures was awesome
Do you think there are wikis about heroes and villains known powers and weaknesses in superhero worlds? Because if there is Peter definitely edits his own wiki page all the time.
Oh absolutely
This probably would work irl if spider man was real
I’m not even an arachnophobe and I’m still not calling his bluff I am not dealing with potentially thousands of spiders
@@gcullen576as an arachnophobe, I would have a panic attack if I saw 10 spiders in the same room; I would just leave my mortal body behind if I saw hundreds or thousands of spiders
There's comic spiders-man where he is thousands of spiders in suit
😂😂😂😂😂😂 but he has the ability to do it
Some Spider-Men can, some can’t, I haven’t read this run of the comics so I can’t confirm nor deny if he can do this or not but I think it’s just a bluff
Wasn't there a Spider-Man made of spiders at one point?
Yep. Spiders-man was his name.
If all of Spidey's villains had Arachnophobia, no-one would even dare steal a penny off the cashier
If I had arachnophobia and a giant Spider-Based superhero came to stop my schemes I'd just give up, like it's literally the hardest counter imaginable
First I saw of this particular comic was from a tumbler shit post that described this exact scenario with out the prior knowledge that this comic exists.
Yeah it’s a real comic that they sold for money
Well it the show ultimate spider man I think was able to control some spider if I remember correctly
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The spiders
@@gcullen576
*He summoned them*
Someone please tell me what that music at the beginning of the video is from
is this real?
Man what even is real?
But yes, this is a real comic that you can go buy