I swear there were so many times I was just sitting there waiting for something like "this process is called beating the workers." or "this machine is called the machine machine."
Dad walks in, Dad- what are you watching boy? Me- just a documentary about how paper is made Dad- good to hear son, glad you're not wasting tim... Video- the pulp is then sexually assaulted Dad- >:(
1:44 "Sometimes, this practice is leaked to local news outlets, so the interns are also in charge of destroying any paper trails leading to the incident."
Man I remember those warm sunny summer evenings when my mom would come home from work and call us inside after playing out in the streets all day with the other kids and we'd come into the kitchen to find a freshly mixed glass of cookies and cream flavoured paper pulp. Ahh memories!
Dude, I remember that...your mom made the absolute best cream flavoured paper pulp....and after consuming that delectable pastry, we would drink hot cocoa and then go into your basement where your dad would paddle us relentlessly with his hot wooden pizza spatula until our asses turned red.....we would giggle while he sang " the rosy red cheeks of the little children" .....those were the days
Not really. The video on chocolate was suggested to me by The Algorithm. I remembered seeing something similar by another creator (on ketchup) so I decided to give these a try. No regrets.
His chocolate video was in my suggested videos, and it took me too long to realize it wasn't real It was his only HIAM video at the time, and I actually think it might be the best one he's made I'm super happy he's making more though!
Fun fact: archeologists believe that the roller shown in this video might actually secretly be a distant relative to the beast shown in the video about the production of chocolate
I've been a fan of this channel since before the big bread debacle and it has changed drastically since then, I miss the old content. But my God is the new path it's going down an awesome one
Andrew, you are dope & these HIAM's make me & my friends laugh every time. Thanks for brightening up our grim existence a bit. Keep doing what you do man it's awesome.
0:30 "This paper declaring paper to be obsolete in the digital age" LOL, that's a copy of the Canadian Constitution, a document famously described as not even worth the paper it's printed on. You made a multi-level joke and you didn't even know it.
Stumbled on this channel yesterday by looking up how beef jerky is made...took me a while to figure out what was going on and been binging the series ever since
"Paper are all notorious liars."
Looking at my electricity bill, I agree.
underrated comment
I agree.
I agree
I disagree
I agree
The Big Dumb Nerd is absolutely critical to the papermaking process.
We in the business refer to it as BDN
@Zinkeron lol fucking putz
Zinkeron what the fuck is wrong with you
Jackasses
I feel bad that he shamed that probably innocent person
How to make paper: use more paper
Repeat
Scary larry?
TalentLacking place three sugar cane in a line on your workbench
And if that doesn't work, use more paper
@@williamaftonpizzeria *Engineer playing guitar, as a shit ton of BLUs die because they don't know how to shoot their guns.*
The Big Dumb Nerd made me burst out laughing
I had a blast hahahahaha
Same XD I showed this to my mom and this was her face :o
Me tooo
@@immerensis9047 my moms reaction as well lol.
Me too😂
3:09
that kinda looks like--
"This pulp here also helps in the production of babies"
OH
Edited?hmmmmmm
I’ve never tried it but I heared it was delicious though
Took me a second to get that lol
@@fluttershy1529 hold up
E
This series is incredible
Rachel Rogers I know, he needs to do a bunch more
666 likes, don’t want to ruin it
Indeed good sir, indeed.
Why is every comment here a year apart
I waited about half a year.
But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.
SoƧ: ruclips.net/video/dMapmlUwerw/видео.html
was gonna post this, but you beat me to it.
just like the workers
Chemicals. *Sos* *_SooS_*
Holland is filling with water.
*Oh no the windmills!*
materials
SuS...suuuus
This channel is so underrated.
That's true
it is
Yeah man, Andrew litty titties
True 😟
ruclips.net/video/4r7wHMg5Yjg/видео.html
I swear there were so many times I was just sitting there waiting for something like "this process is called beating the workers." or "this machine is called the machine machine."
Can you make a video about paper?
WOW it's made is a genius series
Workers work.
*beep sound*
Begin the beating.
*thrashing sounds*
Da Things needs to take these videos and make WOW! It's Really Made
**Inserts quote from video that no one else heard for some reason**
Button Smasher Omg I didn’t know that!
Wow, no way!
lmao i didn’t hear that part, timestamp?
LMAOOO that part was the best
130th like
"this pulp here also helps in the production of babies" 😂
it really does look like semen
" then the paper is retrieved by a big dumb nerd"
Pulp which was sexually assaulted 😂😂😂
Laugh my fucking ass out
Bro not even joking right i was reading that the video was going on and it said that the exact moment i read ur comment lol.
"the paper is then hidden from the health inspector" LOL
aisatsana then the paper is retrieved by a big dumb nerd.
accidentally disliked
@@bootyslayer2127 I purposely liked your comment
@@burymeinjhenny918 i will ear ur firstborn
Dad walks in,
Dad- what are you watching boy?
Me- just a documentary about how paper is made
Dad- good to hear son, glad you're not wasting tim...
Video- the pulp is then sexually assaulted
Dad- >:(
FBI9112 I just died from your comment
The Maker Mal a good or bad died
Ecchi died from laughter
You killed Tim you bastard
Lololol
I love how he acts as if every priduct is sentiant
Why would the priducts be sent i-ants? Is that a new apple product?
@@spacedoutorca4550 probably the same as a priduct prideful product no doubt
P r i d u c t
but aren't they sentient?😢💓💔
@@mariannamitring3355 if you leave them wet and warm enough for enough time,they will become sentiant
2:58 “by this point the paper is wet, cold, tired, and cranky”
Sounds just like me at 3am
😏
Stop sleeping in the fish tank. You'll be warmer and better-rested if you sleep in a human bed.
The "squeezing it gently" part made me lose my shit
The pause in dialougue for gentle squeezing techniques had me dead
Skurb King ikr
hey, that's pretty gay
SkrubKing any idea where your PFP is from? And can you tell me, please?
What about pulp which is sexually assaulted
"Whatever is left of this paste will be sent to nasa as Astronaut food"
Does look like the paste in oreos
60th like
Is it just me or does anyone else want to eat this stuff? It looks oddly delicious.
Ahh yes, I too also watched the video
@@DoomieGruntVentures By this point the paper is wet, cold, tired, and cranky. So it is rolled onto a hot towel
for some reason i really like this series
why wouldnt you
I know the reason: it's fucking hilarious
Who doesn't?
boredbenny same
boredbenny same
"The resulting pulp is sexually assaulted and then sampled for consistency." - I LOLed there, man. You have my sub.
Me: "oh its just a normal documentary"
Him *The pulp is sexually assulted*
Time to show these videos to my grandparents and freak them the hell out
Omg that's just evil 😂😂😂
Well?
How'd it go?
Gaylord
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When this gets really popular, I'll be able to hipster it and say I liked it before it was popular!
Sweet!
"Hipster it"
Same.
Zachary Allen and when you do, I will say that I liked your idea before it went viral
Same bro
S4me br0
1:44 "Sometimes, this practice is leaked to local news outlets, so the interns are also in charge of destroying any paper trails leading to the incident."
Man I remember those warm sunny summer evenings when my mom would come home from work and call us inside after playing out in the streets all day with the other kids and we'd come into the kitchen to find a freshly mixed glass of cookies and cream flavoured paper pulp. Ahh memories!
Dude, I remember that...your mom made the absolute best cream flavoured paper pulp....and after consuming that delectable pastry, we would drink hot cocoa and then go into your basement where your dad would paddle us relentlessly with his hot wooden pizza spatula until our asses turned red.....we would giggle while he sang " the rosy red cheeks of the little children" .....those were the days
"The paper is interrogated about government conspiracies"
I mean, you aren't wrong about the exploitation part of making paper.
Justin Y. - First.
YOU AGAIN
Pondering Panda He watches every video on youtube simultaneously.
No he isint.
the hecc, you watch huggbees too? nice.
I like you, Andrew, but this video had a severe lack of SoS, I'm contacting authorities right now.
「#1 Schemer」 I too was expecting "But the main ingredient remains the same: A Mammoth".
「#1 Schemer」 paper is made from wood, trees, and paper
「#1 Schemer」 Which leads to a machine which leads to a machine which leads to a machine
i dont get it.
Wow! It's Made!
1:40 meanwhile a worker is making it rain into the machine. The boss encourages this to remind the workers of how little they're paid.
I'm dead '' this pulp helps in the production of babies " lmao it does look like it
2:41 oh thank gods I wasn't the only one
Don't ever stop making these, they are comedy gold!!!
So much lies mixed with truth. I don't know which is which!
I know the big dumb nerd part is at least true.
Astolfo da yo! Actually, the big dumb nerd part was the only exaggeration. All of them are actually 3 feet tall and they are making Post-it notes.
Sexually assaulting the pulp is part of the process.
Nice, 69 likes.
There isn’t a lie in here??
2:48 it looks like an Oreo McFlurry
He voice cracked at 0:17 😭
3:52 xDDD That really caught me off guard
Andrew these are getting lovelier and lovelier. Thank you.
This channel is way too underrated. You deserve more subs imo.
2:33
That’s how the Oreo cream is made
1:57 DOES SHE KNOW WHAT THE LITTLE POINTY BIT ON THE FRONT OF THAT PITCHER IS FOR?
“The resulting pulp gets sexually assaulted” part made me lose it
Mmm
*Exploiting paste*
Delicious 😋
160th like
Whatever of this paste isn't used in paper production will be sent to NASA to use as astronaut food
"this looks oddly delicious" 😂
I really appreciate that someone else does this while watching how it's made. Mostly talk to my cats though.
“This pulp also helps in the production of babies”
-me taking a second to process the joke
None of them have proper health insurance
God that killed me
More videos like this and this channel will blow up!
I agree
David Amstutz love that you replied to yourself ❤
At first I thought this was a serious video but then I realized that this is actually a serious video.
"This pulp also helps in the production of babys."
Took me a few seconds before I got it
1:17 using a large roll straight from my nightmares.
Imagine getting your arm got caught in it.
3:12
"This pulp here also helps in the production of babies."
Yes
“The resulting pulp is then sexually assaulted”
OH GOD
So this entire process is basically, “I use the paper to make the paper?”
i honestly thought he was going to say the tub was full of the tears of the workers because they now know they won't have any more bedsheets
I had to replay this. This is funny. Now I get you. Need more
I just subscribed and there's a new HIAM already. I feel spoiled.
Asuming you found him from Penguinz0? You should check out their podcast if you havent already. Its really funny.
Not really. The video on chocolate was suggested to me by The Algorithm. I remembered seeing something similar by another creator (on ketchup) so I decided to give these a try. No regrets.
Oh thats pretty cool. A lot of his initial viewers came from there so its cool to see growth from other places.
His chocolate video was in my suggested videos, and it took me too long to realize it wasn't real
It was his only HIAM video at the time, and I actually think it might be the best one he's made
I'm super happy he's making more though!
Chemicals. Sos. *Sos*
Paper made by hand is crap; it's expensive
But the key ingredient remains the same: A mammoth.
paper is made of wood. trees. and paper.
Does any one remember what that youtube poop is called? I miss it
@@Goat81093 Wow! Its made!
Fun fact: archeologists believe that the roller shown in this video might actually secretly be a distant relative to the beast shown in the video about the production of chocolate
I've been a fan of this channel since before the big bread debacle and it has changed drastically since then, I miss the old content. But my God is the new path it's going down an awesome one
Andrew, you are dope & these HIAM's make me & my friends laugh every time. Thanks for brightening up our grim existence a bit. Keep doing what you do man it's awesome.
I walk in the room*
Guy with mic*: this paper is sexually assaulted.
Me*: *walks back out the room*
0:30 "This paper declaring paper to be obsolete in the digital age"
LOL, that's a copy of the Canadian Constitution, a document famously described as not even worth the paper it's printed on. You made a multi-level joke and you didn't even know it.
Now we know what astronauts eat
That last tock, paper, scissors joke almost went over my head.
How to make paper: break down other paper and remake it into paper
i didn't know this was not real until i finished watching the video and read the comments....
I guess we found the nerd in the video
@@karanjoshi2662 😂😂
I can't stop imagining *Wow! It's made!* instead when I watch this.
i feel like going carnivorous now
How to make paper: Get on that work flow grind
Stumbled on this channel yesterday by looking up how beef jerky is made...took me a while to figure out what was going on and been binging the series ever since
2:55 accurate description of me
You got rolled on a hot towel?
Same
Same
1:00 and theat is how toothpaste is made
*Next up, How it's really made: Spoons*
Spoons Are Occasionally Made Of Metal yeeeeeeees
How its really made: the plague
Plot twist: The spoons are made out of plastic
I honestly don't understand how you don't have 10 millions subs, your material is amazing please keep them videos coming
God that first offhand joke. Like i should expect it but it get me everytime I watch a new video!
1:29 how to make hollandaise sauce
1:34
Is that the deceptive boat paddle from the solid tyre episode
After seeing ytp wow it’s made I can not see this without edits
you're the most chill person when they're joking.
i love this channel
That rolling thing with the water is terrifying
I feel like you could have put a few portal jokes in when they were dipping the frames in the pulp.
Is it weird that I know exactly how that tastes 2:25
😨😨
No. It is perfectly normal, as I also know what it tastes like as well!
I do too
2:06 is sexual assault
This went from 0 to 100 real quick
Best one so far. For sure. Nearly had me in tears.
2:08 did he say its sexualy assaulted 😲
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
2:16 ah paper making paper
3:31 kokichi ouma has been done die
As a person who operates paper machines, this is exactly how paper is made
These videos help me through my day
1:47 voice crack!
😂
4:07 bRO THATS HILARIOUS AHHHH
if paper is used to make paper, how was the first paper made?
lying to the paper that they will become human but find out the truth later
Don’t forget a mammoth when making paper.
I'll never look at paper the same again........ thanks a lot for that.
Wrong. Paper is actually made from wood, trees, and paper. The main ingredient that remains the same is a mammoth.
It’s time to beat the workers.
1:59 this fucking pisses me off so much, SHES HOLDING IT THE WRONG WAY
Ah yes.
You are first
When I'm sad, I kept on watching this series
I shudder to think what would happen if the vital step "squeezing it gently" was skipped. 1:00
wait so if paper is made with paper how do you really make paper?