Only in AH will you be able to casually toss rubber cocks about the office, touch/look at another co-worker's nob, fart on a co-worker, insult your boss or get into arguments about extremely minor things like straws without getting fired to next century. They basically encourage dumb stuff purely for the 'lulz'. Never change fellas, never change.
Ha oh my god chad and that darn straw bridge, Do the minecraft with text to speech BUT don't tell Geoff!!! He'll be the only one talking during the whole thing while everyone else will be talking. I wonder if you broke the world record for the longest beer suck XD
Me, a theatrical carpenter, seeing them use gaff tape for the straw: "BUT GAFF IS SO EXPENSIVE!" Me, an AH fan, seeing them doing something ridiculous with gaff: "I love it!"
theollierose not sure how you know he is *CURRENTLY* working out regularly, but just by looking at him you can tell he's overweight. Americans are so blinded by their culture, they don't even know what a healthy person looks like anymore...
Francis Sims Ironic, because if you had any inclination about fitness, you would realise, _when you're trying to build muscle, you have to bulk._ Where do you think muscle comes from? Do you think the only step in gaining muscle is lifting weights? Jesus Christ.
Gavin, yes gravity affects a straw. The ~10m limit on (vertical) straw length is due to gravity as it's the point at which the force exerted on the water by gravity equals the force exerted on the atmosphere by gravity. It's the atmosphere that pushes water up the straw when you create a partial vacuum with your mouth. If you use a straw under water then the limit increases. Conversely if you use a straw on top of a mountain the limit is lower. On the moon a straw wouldn't work at all because there's no atmosphere. Horizontally there's no hard limit, though energy would still be lost to friction.
Mrtheunnameable, the "suck" does nothing without the atmosphere. It's the imbalance in pressure between inside the straw and outside the straw that causes the liquid to rise. If there were no atmosphere (i.e. you were in a vacuum) you could suck as hard as you want, nothing would come out of the straw.
Bryan Escober I know right. people just like to hate Nintendo. I think it looks kind of cool. but it depends on the price I know there selling the card bored but if the game it's self is on the pricey side then I'm not going to bother. It's like the 1 2 switch game I thought it was a cool little game but when I found out it was like $50 I never bothered.
Bryan Escober here's the difference. i can go to the liquor store near my house and get 5 pounds of cardboard for free. why would i buy nintendo's $70 cardboard?
Bryan Escober I think their point is that you could make it yourself (and not for $70), so playing with the straws actually kind of helped their point.
I won’t be getting it cuz it’s not for me, but to play Devil’s Advocate, the main reason for the 70 dollar price tag isn’t the cardboard, but the fact that the cardboard also comes with a game. They even have instructions on how to do all of the peripherals online if you already have the game and cardboard
I listen to this during graveyard shift at work and finally getting a chance to sit down and unlock my phone and see the straws was a fucking magical experience
For all the conversation and discussion, my favourite part was after Gavin asked "How the hell am I gonna do that!" for spelling out FELIX CRAIG along with MVMT- and Chad just said "I got you covered- here's the I!" While handing him a random straw.
I like how Gavin asks Michael to basically putting a homemade catheter into his stomach and pump beer into it, very serious as well and Michael is just like nah and moves on like it's something that may happen
Wtf is that poster in the back at 1:33:19 that says “THIS IS BLAINE.” and has his smiling face on it, I so want to see if there’s more on the bottom of that. Like, “RUN AWAY” or something.
“What’s mono?”
Jack: “The opposite of stereo”
*Jack, please*
You don't by any chance have a timestamp to that, do you?
@2:03:48
Caleb, thanks a lot!
Engineers: *Still have failures in designs*
Jack: Hold my beer *Builds straw to beer with no flaws*
Zak Keith in jacks defense. He worked st Disney lol
the entire straw fiasco started just because Micheal wanted a long straw to drink out of wow what a company
Only in AH will you be able to casually toss rubber cocks about the office, touch/look at another co-worker's nob, fart on a co-worker, insult your boss or get into arguments about extremely minor things like straws without getting fired to next century. They basically encourage dumb stuff purely for the 'lulz'. Never change fellas, never change.
GrimlockThe18 it's fuckin insane isn't
They should've found a huge crazy straw for Gavin, though
"What was your favorite Off Topic episode, timmy?" "I liked the one where Gavin tried to drink beer through a straw for a LOOOOOOONG time!"
Necrobadger solid reference.
I c w8 u did there.
Gavin: "You really think people will sit through that?"
Michael: "No!"
Me: "Guys, we watched a 2 hour Uno Movie. We'll watch it..."
Pro tip: you can watch series on flixzone. Been using it for watching lots of of movies these days.
@Lennon Cyrus Yup, I have been watching on Flixzone} for since november myself =)
Wow, I can actually see some beard hairs on Michael in the wide
This podcast brought to you by Harry's Razors...
If they don't make an "Achievement Hunter labo" with straws and tape I'm going to be very disappointed.
Ha oh my god chad and that darn straw bridge,
Do the minecraft with text to speech BUT don't tell Geoff!!! He'll be the only one talking during the whole thing while everyone else will be talking.
I wonder if you broke the world record for the longest beer suck
XD
gimme that text to speech 2
gimme iiiiiiitttttt
Off Topic Straws, Black/Green. Make it Happen.
Laughing everytime Michael tries to drink out of his glass before the straws came into play.
I listened to the audio version and had to come back the next day so I could see what this contraption looked like. It did not disappoint.
Michael looks like Ed Sheeran's secret brother
lol. this should be pinned.
Cars along the hill
Micheal or Chad?
Chad looks like a member of a punkrockband from the early 2000s
He looks like skydoesminecraft, Adam, net nobody
Me, a theatrical carpenter, seeing them use gaff tape for the straw: "BUT GAFF IS SO EXPENSIVE!"
Me, an AH fan, seeing them doing something ridiculous with gaff: "I love it!"
Thanks for the 3 seconds of silence Gav...
Who, are, you
? What 3 seconds? I miss something
Let’s get real... the silly straw is a hufflepuff invention
AH and RT as a whole are such an awesome group of people. Thank you for being some of the most genuine people on the Internet
Top 3 Off Topics:
1) Texas Waffle Maker
2) This one
3) Any one with Geoff ever
Jchahda22 what about number 65? Let's die
Alasdair Pearce number 4
Or drunk Michael.
Jchahda22 the Texas waffle maker episode was so funny
Drunk michael at RTX and lets die/now the sabbatical are legendary
Michael's isn't getting fat, he's getting swole
He's accumulating mass
Hopefully he doesnt become fat for his own good
Well he's kinda fat now but he'll cut soon.
Swollen
He's getting that dad bod
Micheal knows what’s up! Wawa is the best!
The Nerdy News yeah it is!
Colin M I am from NJ and I never heard of Bucee's. I do know Wawa is amazing though.
When you fall asleep 10 minutes in and wake up with them play with straws... WTF happened when I was out
Text-to-speech only would be an amazing let's play!
Yes to anything Text to speech!
MICHAELS A TOCHIN HIS SPAGET
Oh shit it's Internet's Chad, hero of Extra Life 2017
I never thought two and a half hours of my life could have been spent so well.
Half these comments are about Michael getting fat. What. Dudes not fat. At all. He works out regularly, and is a normal weight.
theollierose not sure how you know he is *CURRENTLY* working out regularly, but just by looking at him you can tell he's overweight. Americans are so blinded by their culture, they don't even know what a healthy person looks like anymore...
Francis Sims instagram
Francis Sims Must everything always be about where somebody is from? Are you really that desperate to get the sting in?
Francis Sims Ironic, because if you had any inclination about fitness, you would realise, _when you're trying to build muscle, you have to bulk._ Where do you think muscle comes from? Do you think the only step in gaining muscle is lifting weights? Jesus Christ.
Started watching right as it was uploaded, finishing it after a break. One of the best episodes.
they should combine the straw megastructures and the huge glass with the text to speech of minecraft to make an even more elaborate drunk gameplay
What a monstrawsity!
that pun sucks, but I love it
You must be a pun guy...ha!
Styl!sh Proud of you.
Styl!sh *Insert joke about Barb*
Wawa. "Is that a real company?" - I literally have one like five minutes away from me. They have some of the best food you can get at a gas station.
Wawa breakfast sizzlies are the fucking best
Sheetz is absolutely better than Wawa. Wawa is alright in a pinch though.
I would totally watch that episode of Minecraft. PLEASE
theollierose it came out already
Gavin Harris no the the one he had the idea to do. Where it’s only text to speech
I'd totally watch that minecraft episode as long as they have facecams
That Wawa shirt 👌👌👌
Only Jersey people understand lol
They have them in Maryland also. Wawa has the best food.
i went to one of those when i visited some friends in trenton last year it man i wish we had them out west.
Billy Dunn Also PA people, after all we were the first to have wawa
Billy Dunn how about PA. We had the very first
Gavin, yes gravity affects a straw. The ~10m limit on (vertical) straw length is due to gravity as it's the point at which the force exerted on the water by gravity equals the force exerted on the atmosphere by gravity. It's the atmosphere that pushes water up the straw when you create a partial vacuum with your mouth. If you use a straw under water then the limit increases. Conversely if you use a straw on top of a mountain the limit is lower. On the moon a straw wouldn't work at all because there's no atmosphere.
Horizontally there's no hard limit, though energy would still be lost to friction.
shaaa *The more you know*
Antione Reyes DaDaDaDA! /NBC theme
Mrtheunnameable, the "suck" does nothing without the atmosphere. It's the imbalance in pressure between inside the straw and outside the straw that causes the liquid to rise. If there were no atmosphere (i.e. you were in a vacuum) you could suck as hard as you want, nothing would come out of the straw.
Mvmt watches got some really good value on this video!! :p
UggaBugga1 bought one an it was terrible, broke in two days
am i the only one still getting excited about seeing Chad and Ryan in a video together?
I was gagging along with Gavin, I have total empathy.
1:50:25 Best rant in awhile, love it Michael
"Power blower"
-cast silently dies of laughter
i mean on the spot goes off the hinges sometimes but... off topic is like... there never were any hinges at all
Erdnussbuttertoast That's kinda what the name "OFF TOPIC" comes from.
Jack and Chad look like a father and son working on those straws xD
Michael needs a crazy ass bendy straw
FUCK YEAH! Michael knows what's up with the East coast, wearing that Wawa shirt.
This is probably my new favorite Off Topic
queue next week's show when everyone sends them big ass straws
These podcasts are always a blast!
We need a weekly arts and crafts podcast
Awwww Michael looks like such a dad its adorable. I love him and Lindsay as parents
Michael’s WaWa shirt 😂😂😂 that’s my Jersey boi
Haha I love the shots when they bring Ryan on of him just staring at the straws thinking with his hand on his chin.
Thinking Ryan is a dangerous Ryan.
I like how Ryan brings in all of these new ideas for the Achievo.
I like how Jack and Chad hate Nintendo Labo but lets play with straws!!!!!!!
Bryan Escober I know right. people just like to hate Nintendo. I think it looks kind of cool. but it depends on the price I know there selling the card bored but if the game it's self is on the pricey side then I'm not going to bother. It's like the 1 2 switch game I thought it was a cool little game but when I found out it was like $50 I never bothered.
The straws didn't cost $70.00
Bryan Escober here's the difference. i can go to the liquor store near my house and get 5 pounds of cardboard for free. why would i buy nintendo's $70 cardboard?
Bryan Escober I think their point is that you could make it yourself (and not for $70), so playing with the straws actually kind of helped their point.
I won’t be getting it cuz it’s not for me, but to play Devil’s Advocate, the main reason for the 70 dollar price tag isn’t the cardboard, but the fact that the cardboard also comes with a game. They even have instructions on how to do all of the peripherals online if you already have the game and cardboard
I listen to this during graveyard shift at work and finally getting a chance to sit down and unlock my phone and see the straws was a fucking magical experience
Anyone else looking forward for the content with chilledchaos?
Well this was entertaining seeing them build that whole straw mess, perfect episode for jack to be on
9 pint boot.
Bringing the world together, 1 blacked out sip at a time
My favourite episode yet.
The straws were pretty much done at 1:00:00 in and then they just never left for the entire podcast. Amazing
I just love when this show lives up to its name
For all the conversation and discussion, my favourite part was after Gavin asked "How the hell am I gonna do that!" for spelling out FELIX CRAIG along with MVMT- and Chad just said "I got you covered- here's the I!" While handing him a random straw.
man I love Chad. He's a lot more interactive than some of the other guests that show on the podcast
I like how Gavin asks Michael to basically putting a homemade catheter into his stomach and pump beer into it, very serious as well and Michael is just like nah and moves on like it's something that may happen
You know Micheal is definitely from New Jersey when he's rockin' a Wawa T-Shirt. Respect.
always listen to off topic. first ive actually watched in almost 100 episodes. thank the creator i chose this one of any
Possibly the best episode ever!
Best episode of Off Topic. Ever. That's it. Done.
an Overcooked Chaos Corner?
YES
that's exactly what I was thinking
Lindsay in the Felix Gray ad read was amazing!
"this is fucking stupid!" - Michael Jones........ uhhh that's called Achievement Hunter... and why we love you guys.
This off topic was great!!! Chad is so awesome, I now understand AH’s obsession with him lol
Chad is such a wholesome dude
okay but who's that broadcast member drinking out of the straw 👀👀
This is the best thing Achievement Hunter has ever done.
Why the Geoff isn't this the promised takiyaki podcast?
Daniel Thompson Right?! Right?!
Daniel Thompson probably hasn’t arrived yet
IAMFALLING 147 They've already showed them unboxing it guy....
IAMFALLING 147 didn’t they show them unboxing it at the end of the crane game video
I mean when they recorded this, if not then Geoff probably wasn't here
Drunk Michael is the best Michael
Wtf is that poster in the back at 1:33:19 that says “THIS IS BLAINE.” and has his smiling face on it, I so want to see if there’s more on the bottom of that. Like, “RUN AWAY” or something.
Like this new episode of Master and Apprentice. Good job Adam and Marcus
swimmer lungs gavin swimmer lungs.
I've never felt so inclined to watch a podcast twice
I know that either Mario Party 5 or 7 will allow up to 8 players, but you have to use half a controller for the minigames.
The intro should of been *WELCOME TO OFF TOPIC WHERE WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH LIFE SUCKS WHILE WE GET DRUNK*
Wish they put chad more often
At one point all I could imagine was a dude dressed as Flash Gordon storms on set, points at Jermery and shouts Ming and tackles him.
HEY GEOFF WHAT ARE WE....... oh
I would watch every minute of it
I laughed at Jack's "So he's a senior" joke
Its funny watching Michael get the first straw having seen the screenshots of whats to come!
Not 2 minutes I. And I already fully realize why Michael doesn't try to grow out a beard.
well A) he can't. B) looks right shit
CButtonshaw thanks cpt. Obvious
okay tone didn't get through. I was agreeing with you by taking the piss outta him.
CButtonshaw oh I got you. Hah
This is such a great podcast.
😂 The ENTIRE time I was wishing Jeremy would show up and start making stuff with the straws because he’s the art guy lol
The description killed me , very goo!
This is exactly how my last AA meeting went down. . . .
Everyone talking about michaels figure he’s just one step closer to becoming a real dad
Inspectah is he about to break?
LOL he said let's stop. I love that.
I wonder if they know that RUclips is throwing their fucking commercials in the middle of Michael's host read ad for Felix Gray
An hour into this video when they finally get everybody to drink through their own straw I say out loud to myself, "This is fucking stupid."
I actually like the achievement hunter green, I think it's nice
OMG!!!!!!! Gavin invented hydraulics.... lol
This is officially my favorite episode ever.