The Table Gets Destroyed - Off Topic

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @CodeyHatore
    @CodeyHatore 7 лет назад +151

    respect to the guy in he grey shirt who asked michael if he needs a jacket then ran to get them glasses to protect their eyes. true man.

  • @bastaudio
    @bastaudio 7 лет назад +421

    Jack with an axe = lumberJack
    Jack with a sledgehammer = Jackhammer
    Jack with a jackhammer = Barbara dies from puns

    • @Adz2
      @Adz2 7 лет назад +7

      Jack in a Plane = High-Jack
      Jack on the toilet = Jack Shit

    • @Frank_Ditch
      @Frank_Ditch 7 лет назад +6

      Jack beating off - Jack off

  • @Sparklenuts
    @Sparklenuts 7 лет назад +114

    Hearing Jeremy being so passionate and sharing his knowledge and all about Wrestling is awesome

    • @austriker1016
      @austriker1016 7 лет назад +6

      this was one podcast i wish i was apart of, i would love to talk to him about wrestling

    • @SmarkusAurelius
      @SmarkusAurelius 7 лет назад +2

      As a huge fan of wrestling myself, it makes me happy

    • @maxxpanther
      @maxxpanther 7 лет назад +1

      I don't even like wrestling and I was interested

    • @DynastyGuy
      @DynastyGuy 7 лет назад

      I wish I had been there as part of the conversation too. Huge wrestling fan, and I actually do video for a local wrestling promotion that's run by one of the former Headshrinkers, Samu Anoa'i.

  • @toastedgarlicofficial
    @toastedgarlicofficial 7 лет назад +359

    There’s something extremely satisfying about Jeremy talking about wrestling
    And I don’t even like wrestling

    • @Revy_1995
      @Revy_1995 7 лет назад +9

      he's so happy

    • @ChrisMorray
      @ChrisMorray 7 лет назад +10

      He's passionate about it, and he can appreciate the performance that those strong men put it.

    • @PrimeGlaz
      @PrimeGlaz 7 лет назад +1

      time stamp?

    • @rageinryan185
      @rageinryan185 7 лет назад +6

      It’s a work.

    • @plebastian2300
      @plebastian2300 7 лет назад +4

      I feel the same way, and i love wrestling.

  • @ishalal1487
    @ishalal1487 7 лет назад +164

    1:39:09 on left very left that hug was adorable I love Jeremy and Jon

    • @mintycitrus61
      @mintycitrus61 7 лет назад +2

      Isha Lal I like to imagine they do that every time they run into each other

  • @paxcallow
    @paxcallow 7 лет назад +84

    i love drunk jeremy getting passionate about wrestling and his sledgehammer job

  • @keefegirls22
    @keefegirls22 7 лет назад +24

    Can we take a second to appreciate how happy that sledgehammer was making Jeremy at the end? It’s adorable

  • @azzzayamaww
    @azzzayamaww 7 лет назад +76

    I feel like placing the table back together, setting it in clear resin, stapling along the breaks with big chunks of metal in a steampunk way and finally using a brass weld-marked gear/cog in the middle with the AH logo on it would look pretty cool

    • @Lone_Rocket
      @Lone_Rocket 7 лет назад +1

      It would be pretty cool. Kind of splintery, but cool.

    • @sean5hmendes88
      @sean5hmendes88 3 года назад

      You called it

  • @Triobian
    @Triobian 7 лет назад +102

    1:40:30 shoutout to the fucking broadcast crew for taking care of the ah guys and facillitating their requests, even when they don't specifically ask for it.

  • @Viewer124
    @Viewer124 7 лет назад +110

    The boys: *just casually trying to look pretty and pose with tools on their shoulders as griffin is a total badass*

  • @captainbeachboy3413
    @captainbeachboy3413 7 лет назад +101

    the next episode of Off Topic: the entirety of Rooster Teeth end up snorting the mahogany sawdust because it “smells so good”

    • @caen9873
      @caen9873 7 лет назад +3

      secret bts video of marcus infusing the table with heroin

    • @captainbeachboy3413
      @captainbeachboy3413 7 лет назад

      Blurry Birb honestly i’d watch it

  • @bonesofeao3968
    @bonesofeao3968 7 лет назад +35

    "It looks nice... In a dead body kind of way."
    -Michael Jones, 2018

  • @monocledoctopus8303
    @monocledoctopus8303 7 лет назад +173

    Now it's garbo table.

    • @LittleCheebs
      @LittleCheebs 7 лет назад

      omg thank you I hope Marcus turns it into Garbo Table

    • @rodo1252
      @rodo1252 7 лет назад +2

      You have no monocle, monocledOctopus.

  • @cnaaawd
    @cnaaawd 7 лет назад +50

    Jeremy: **wears two pairs of goggles simply because they’re purple n orange**

  • @eversince9402
    @eversince9402 7 лет назад +25

    Jeremy and the sledge hammer was like watching two best friends who are reunited after 20 years

  • @dabi2277
    @dabi2277 7 лет назад +13

    My fav part is when john comes and just gives Jeremy the biggest hug

  • @wrpen99
    @wrpen99 7 лет назад +10

    Fun fact learned from Gavin, the chisel moves so fast that the shutter speed of the camera matches up with it nearly perfectly, making it look like it's just standing still because it's in the same position every time the shutter opens.

  • @jdgomez775
    @jdgomez775 7 лет назад +15

    Someone needs to Clip Jeremy saying "What the fuck do you want!" to John and then show them having that lovely hug together.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 7 лет назад +142

    1:39:20 that Jeremy Jon hug

  • @michaelredford5389
    @michaelredford5389 7 лет назад +18

    I hope Marcus is thinking of filling in all those gashes with a resin layer and a shiny new logo in the centre. Thats the vibe I got from how Griffin was working on it.

  • @mastermoustachio282
    @mastermoustachio282 7 лет назад +9

    Jeremy talking about wrestling makes me feel so happy because he gets so excited about it that it's intoxicating.

  • @Tentantionem
    @Tentantionem 7 лет назад +6

    2:03:49 Don't know why but I love this second of Michael gulping down his beer, covering his jug from flying chunks of wood, with his brows scrunched up in the middle. A lot of story from this shot. Love it.

  • @rezkat03
    @rezkat03 7 лет назад +20

    1:39:13 Jon and Jeremy share a nice hug

  • @nnmartin94
    @nnmartin94 7 лет назад +129

    They could have saved a lot of time by just having Jeremy axe kick it

    • @trickcyber
      @trickcyber 6 лет назад

      not as fun

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 5 лет назад

      @@trickcyber Not to mention that the table is stronger and with metal, so he'd likely hurt his leg.

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 5 лет назад +2

      @@MegaAnimazing r/woosh

    • @Jimbo386000
      @Jimbo386000 4 года назад +3

      “How did you not know that was gonna happen!?”

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 4 года назад +1

      @@MegaAnimazing Jeremy's leg is made of steel and 4loco what are you talking about

  • @synbow
    @synbow 7 лет назад +19

    For some reason, seeing Lil' J with that sledge on his shoulder just feel so right ...

  • @langstonseneca8354
    @langstonseneca8354 7 лет назад +82

    I think what I've taken away from watching Achievement Hunter is that when you get older your gonna have a 100% chance of shitting your pants

    • @dwcramer92
      @dwcramer92 7 лет назад

      Langston Seneca i think there is something wrong with their bodies, I'm 25 and have never shit myself as an adult, ive never had burning shits, and ive never gone from fine to desperately needing to shit when i wasn't sick, and I'm not the healthiest person ever, there is either something wrong with their bodies or something in the water in Austin.

    • @kevins5600
      @kevins5600 7 лет назад +2

      could just be all the greasy unhealthy food they eat in austin.

  • @PhilosophicalSoapwater
    @PhilosophicalSoapwater 7 лет назад +10

    When Jeremy said "is that what this is" and Ryan replied "Mahogany" I instantly thought of Effie Trinket from the hunger games saying "That is mahogany" while looking didgusted at the tabel.

  • @luisfortunaGQ
    @luisfortunaGQ 7 лет назад +85

    So Marcus is definitely putting it back together with clear epoxy and a better logo

    • @MattMGK
      @MattMGK 7 лет назад +6

      Im guessing achievement hunter green epoxy

    • @dougadams6861
      @dougadams6861 7 лет назад +2

      luisfortunaGQ I thought he might do a glass top on it

  • @d.spears3258
    @d.spears3258 7 лет назад +7

    Whenever AH talks about WWE it always makes me really happy because i'm a long time fan of WWE.
    And this is why Jeremy is one of my top three favorite AH members ever.

  • @bucky13
    @bucky13 7 лет назад +7

    That was great foresight from Marcus and art department to build a near indestructible table for the AH podcast. They would be the ones to need it.

  • @sergiomelendez285
    @sergiomelendez285 7 лет назад +24

    Props to whichever broadcast guy was back there handing out glasses. Gotta have your PPE.

  • @dylancaldeira1657
    @dylancaldeira1657 7 лет назад +176

    the real winners here are the audio listeners

    • @idiotlasagna6154
      @idiotlasagna6154 7 лет назад +7

      Dylan Caldeira last part was just brrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrr “ohhhhhh” then more brrrrrrr.

    • @Lone_Rocket
      @Lone_Rocket 7 лет назад +3

      Who are these mythical audio listeners and why can't they see?

  • @EthanKeirs
    @EthanKeirs 7 лет назад +106

    I hope next week it's the same table just held together with Duct tape

    • @Ar7ific1al
      @Ar7ific1al 7 лет назад

      Like the table they broke on the RT Podcast. lol It stayed there for weeks before they got rid of it.

  • @kylem2010GT
    @kylem2010GT 7 лет назад +7

    It makes me happy to see Jeremy so passionate. "I finally got to talk about wrestling!"

  • @ryneh7278
    @ryneh7278 7 лет назад +51

    Something tells me Jeremy will be receiving a sledge hammer within the coming AHWU's or unboxing's

    • @_meatsoup
      @_meatsoup 7 лет назад +5

      Flinchless Sledgey Doo is confirmed for the next challenge in the Flinchless series.

    • @Darknight0781
      @Darknight0781 7 лет назад +1

      On it.

  • @DasVERMiT
    @DasVERMiT 7 лет назад +8

    My guess is he's going to put it back together and then fill the center and all the gouges with transparent green resin. The logo will be suspended or etched into the resin in the center. At least I hope that's what he's going to do, because I think that would look badass!

  • @Reomavablechimp
    @Reomavablechimp 7 лет назад +56

    Jeremy should've axe kicked the table like he did to Gavin's desk

    • @Reomavablechimp
      @Reomavablechimp 7 лет назад +1

      xCARBONxGameRx they could've cut the middle of it with the chainsaw to weaken it then he goes for the kick

    • @kylum902
      @kylum902 7 лет назад +1

      It would of taken a quite bit of cutting to get it where he could cut through. Remember Gavin's desk had Cardboard supporting it in the middle, and was already weakened.

  • @AyyFuji
    @AyyFuji 7 лет назад +13

    Felt good as a wrestling fan to hear Jeremy talk about wrestling for a while. Yeah, it sounds dumb when you think outside of wrestling, but hey, that's what gimmicks are for.

  • @larurentius
    @larurentius 7 лет назад +37

    Jeremy and James willems need to have a wrestling podcast

  • @SwB129
    @SwB129 7 лет назад +2

    Sea of Thieves is some of the funniest AH content I've watched in a long time I hope they keep putting videos out

  • @masonajenkins
    @masonajenkins 7 лет назад +16

    Yeah you can tell Marcus plans on putting the table back together with resin

  • @rezkat03
    @rezkat03 7 лет назад +4

    This episode is all about wrestling and destroying a table what a way to spend my Sunday :D
    I also remember when I watched wrestlng with my dad, this brought back a lot of memories XD

  • @Joe.Joseph
    @Joe.Joseph 7 лет назад +5

    I just love how Jeremy is such a fan of wrestling and how up to date he is with wrestling.

  • @smallest_turtle9235
    @smallest_turtle9235 7 лет назад +6

    51:46 hell of a Geoff impression. Cracked freakishly right XD

  • @andrengrimsley3813
    @andrengrimsley3813 7 лет назад +11

    Jeremy talking about wrestling is one of my favorite things I’ve seen on this show

  • @nobodycares2851
    @nobodycares2851 7 лет назад +4

    so happy to see Jeremy so into talking about wrestling. he looked very happy.

  • @littlegiry
    @littlegiry 7 лет назад +14

    Watching Griff carve is like watching Bob Ross paint. Love it. Awesome to see her on the podcast too!!!

  • @Azamyth
    @Azamyth 7 лет назад +16

    it would be hilarious if markus just pieced it all back together and poured like 3 gallons of acrylic epoxy on it to make it into a table again

    • @to12
      @to12 7 лет назад +1

      I think that is exactly what he is going to do.

  • @itsyourboimatt2576
    @itsyourboimatt2576 7 лет назад +33

    2:00:30 Geoff walking in the background like its a normal day 😂😂

    • @sergiogonzalez8080
      @sergiogonzalez8080 7 лет назад +4

      LMAO I just saw him! Poor Geoff, I'm sure he wanted to be there but it could've gotten a bit awkward

    • @maverickmak
      @maverickmak 7 лет назад +8

      Geoff and Griffon are still on pretty good terms. There's nothing stopping him from being there if he wanted to be there. Maybe he had actual work to do.

    • @sergiogonzalez8080
      @sergiogonzalez8080 7 лет назад

      maverickmak91 I hope so!

  • @icecreamisnice117
    @icecreamisnice117 7 лет назад +15

    Ngl Griffon’s a badass with that chainsaw...

  • @jabberfish_
    @jabberfish_ 7 лет назад +11

    They should put the table back together and fill the gashes with resin and use it again

  • @TeamDesu
    @TeamDesu 7 лет назад +13

    I could listen to Jeremy talk about wrestling forever. Like him and James from Cowchop and James from Funhaus need to discuss wrestling at some point

  • @brandonsizer7533
    @brandonsizer7533 7 лет назад +14

    Geoff's next puzzle is putting it back together

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 7 лет назад +10

    1:31:08 "My dad's, like, older than me..."
    It'd be concerning if he was *younger* than you Alfredo

  • @ryanward4732
    @ryanward4732 7 лет назад +4

    I really loved the pro wrestling talk guys. Great episode of Off Topic!

  • @rezkat03
    @rezkat03 7 лет назад +9

    1:49:50 Jeremy tempting fate
    2:03:30 Trevor tempting fate

  • @PurpleMack
    @PurpleMack 7 лет назад +16

    I usually listen to the audio podcast but I figured it would be better to watch this one. Was not disappointed.

    • @thesaje4453
      @thesaje4453 7 лет назад +2

      All those audio friendly episodes must have been awesome 😂😂😂

    • @JXEditor
      @JXEditor 7 лет назад +1

      You listen to the audio version of Off Topic? I'm sorry.

  • @jeremyk7210
    @jeremyk7210 7 лет назад +43

    Marcus: *All around me are familiar faces*

  • @hazzard778
    @hazzard778 7 лет назад +26

    1:37:00 is when they start destroying the table

    • @MrDaspurs
      @MrDaspurs 7 лет назад +1

      HazZarD thank you 👌👌

  • @thedistraction8757
    @thedistraction8757 7 лет назад +7

    They should absolutely place the leftover table parts in a mold and pour resin over it all to remake the table but preserve the tables destruction!

  • @jfishxx
    @jfishxx 7 лет назад +19

    I love watching Griffon work, she is SO badass.

  • @Tanislarnet
    @Tanislarnet 7 лет назад +6

    Some how managed to watch the entire show with a two week old baby on my chest while laughing hard and not wake the baby... Love it. Rt videos are one of the few things he sleeps to

  • @diamondthompson8697
    @diamondthompson8697 7 лет назад +9

    Someone needs to draw Ryan and Jeremy standing casually with the weapons

  • @WolfSiyaa
    @WolfSiyaa 7 лет назад +8

    Fun fact: a trained cadaver dog can sniff out bodies through several inches of concrete. Since we brought that up and all.
    Also, mahogany wood fires are literally the best smell ever and I hope y'all burnt at least some of that.

  • @valthorix7347
    @valthorix7347 7 лет назад +10

    Somebody needs to care package in Jeremy a sledgehammer, dude was so happy

  • @Tzukaikari
    @Tzukaikari 7 лет назад +15

    Shirtless Jeremy swinging a sledgehammer, welcome to my fantasies

  • @thatoneguy6545
    @thatoneguy6545 7 лет назад +8

    ALL OF THE WEPONS IN ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER. In all seriousness, they should have mounted the table to the wall and used it as a weapon rack. Marcus might approve of that.

  • @TARWCreations
    @TARWCreations 7 лет назад +27

    Marcus is definitely going to cast the pieces in resin!
    Griffin wouldn't be going at it so precisely and planned....

    • @TwoBlade5
      @TwoBlade5 7 лет назад +10

      Griffin would divorce the Table

    • @MrKelenek
      @MrKelenek 7 лет назад +3

      Not funny... But fuck i laugh so hard xD

    • @lizardman5976
      @lizardman5976 7 лет назад +3

      She's a chainsaw artist. I don't think she's used to just going in like a madman to destroy stuff.

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 7 лет назад +2

      Also you can JUST catch Marcus showing Grifin a blueprint sketch

    • @Ghostneedle1
      @Ghostneedle1 7 лет назад

      I had a feeling she did sculpting with how precise she was

  • @shygirl101020
    @shygirl101020 7 лет назад +11

    jeremy looks so at home with that sledgehammer

  • @ScuffSeason
    @ScuffSeason 7 лет назад +4

    I love how you can hear Jeremy in the background talking about his old job

  • @leoja4578
    @leoja4578 7 лет назад +9

    Table destroying starts at 1:37:13.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 лет назад

    Jeremy was completely leading this podcast for such a large portion of it, and doing a good job of it. All the talk about wrestling made me rewatch the RT Doc Haus of Pain, which is a great video btw. If y'all aren't RT First members yet, you should, if only for the Docs, they're so good.

  • @lukeepoo785
    @lukeepoo785 7 лет назад +4

    1:08:55 tore me to pieces. I don't know why this cracked me up so hard.

  • @Paen_events
    @Paen_events 7 лет назад +4

    I love how they talked about wrestling for like 30 minutes. Brings me back to the ECW days

  • @Wolffang731
    @Wolffang731 7 лет назад +12

    RIP Table
    Off Topic 1-113

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 7 лет назад +49

    Of course Ryan was good at using an axe was anybody even slightly doubting that

    • @Ramseas119
      @Ramseas119 7 лет назад +2

      eh, his technique could have been a little better. that sliding thing Jeremy was mentioning with the sledgehammer is applicable to axes as well. and he could have used a little more leverage with his back arm to put a bit more force into it, rather than just letting gravity do all the work.

    • @jakeperson5247
      @jakeperson5247 6 лет назад

      i wasnt

    • @hunterx700
      @hunterx700 6 лет назад

      Ryans skillset is so weirdly specifically random that I honestly have no idea what to make of him

  • @RockZombieIAm
    @RockZombieIAm 7 лет назад +7

    "People die in there sleep though don't they"
    "Yeah but its still from something"
    "Usually its a pillow over their face"
    Lmao JACK PLEASE

  • @taco6n13
    @taco6n13 7 лет назад +18

    When Griffin came out and started cutting the table I forgot see was a professional chainsaw carver and I was wondering why she just jiggling the chainsaw on the table.

  • @AshStretchum
    @AshStretchum 7 лет назад +7

    1:40:30 way to go team, having a jacket on standby for Mikey

  • @AtkOfTheMox
    @AtkOfTheMox 7 лет назад +4

    best part of the episode is the hug between Lil' J and Jon

  • @sage_012
    @sage_012 7 лет назад +6

    Love how this basically just spiralled into a wrestling podcast

  • @exiewolf3216
    @exiewolf3216 7 лет назад +9

    somehow I think the new table will be the remains of the table filled in with some green dyed resin/epoxy

  • @SweatShirtSkull
    @SweatShirtSkull 7 лет назад +12

    “He fell off a bar stool”
    “Too death?”
    That’s such a Monty python line

  • @jaredfells5825
    @jaredfells5825 7 лет назад +6

    Griffon Could be the main character of a game with her look, she's so badass

  • @Zhajn
    @Zhajn 7 лет назад +9

    when they were talking about destroying the table, I was expected gasoline and fire

  • @slizer_
    @slizer_ 7 лет назад +16

    All Sea of Thieves episodes have to be done with pirate voices and include shanties performed by Michael!
    Edit: That wrestling talk went on for a long time and I didn’t understand a single moment.

  • @cringe_papi4690
    @cringe_papi4690 7 лет назад +9

    1:37:07 is when they start taking the table out 💜

  • @matthewreitsma8553
    @matthewreitsma8553 7 лет назад +9

    Autoplay wants me to rewatch Uno The Movie again after this. Why have you forsaken me RUclips

  • @flowerpower7320
    @flowerpower7320 7 лет назад +10

    I’ve said this before, but I would love to clean and organize their room. Not even because I’m a fan; just because it exists and I see it and hear about it, and I just want to clean it.

    • @Mjc7173
      @Mjc7173 7 лет назад

      Kenzie 7h I wholeheartedly support this as I would also clean their room voluntarily

    • @nicklemberger3101
      @nicklemberger3101 7 лет назад

      I would clean it, but I'm sure there's some stuff in there that would either make me vomit or bleed...

  • @JulianimeIsAmazing
    @JulianimeIsAmazing 7 лет назад +2

    I really love Achievement Hunter and this is a great crew at the start, my 3 favorites, Michael, Ryan, and Jeremy.

  • @TheKoalaTTV
    @TheKoalaTTV 7 лет назад +16

    Griffin is several layers of badass

    • @maxmattt
      @maxmattt 7 лет назад +1

      Several hot tattoo covered layers.

  • @ExplodingViper777
    @ExplodingViper777 7 лет назад +36

    I used to watch wrestling all the time when I was a kid, and I completely forgot about The Boogeyman until Jeremy brought him up. Fuck I loved that guy. Probably influenced a lot of my """" _aesthetic_ """" today

  • @xort3d
    @xort3d 7 лет назад +12

    I lost my shit when i saw the rimmy timm safety glasses

  • @requestsfrommothership4262
    @requestsfrommothership4262 7 лет назад

    As someone who has far too much wrestling knowledge due to growing up with it but not being super into it, I could listen Jeremy talk about wrestling all day. It’s amazing.

  • @Johnsonhesp
    @Johnsonhesp 7 лет назад +5

    Michael standing with his beer just watching while they destroy the table XD

  • @andrewpomar1581
    @andrewpomar1581 7 лет назад +51

    off topic outside with a campfire of the table?!

    • @LittleCheebs
      @LittleCheebs 7 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @Hessimore
      @Hessimore 7 лет назад +2

      I don't think it's a good idea to burn varnished wood.

  • @Legitcar117
    @Legitcar117 7 лет назад +4

    Who needs a professional to destroy things, just hire AH to demolish buildings.
    Gavin will be in charge of dynamite.

  • @brandonhicks8314
    @brandonhicks8314 7 лет назад +2

    I don't see how it's possible to not hurt from laughing when Michael started his hulk hogan impersonation, if I would've seen that in person I would have had to leave the room from laughing way to hard xD

  • @katiesmith537
    @katiesmith537 7 лет назад +42

    Can we talk about Ryan's biceps when he carried the table??? I'm sweating

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 7 лет назад +6

      AND he said "you need a little foreplay" real hot earlier in the video too.

    • @ryanjennings3284
      @ryanjennings3284 7 лет назад +2

      I heard he has a certain modeling picture too

    • @KingSolsticeWRX
      @KingSolsticeWRX 7 лет назад +1

      He has his modeling pics on his ig

    • @ryanjennings3284
      @ryanjennings3284 7 лет назад +1

      PMG Solstice one involving a gnomish feature

  • @UNSCAssassin117
    @UNSCAssassin117 7 лет назад +2

    Listening to Jermey talk about wrestling made me so happy as a current wrestling fan.
    Also, the big dude that dressed up as wonder woman, it's Braun Strowman. You can thank me later.