Did I just make a whole video about rats creating food and forgot to put a single Ratatouille reference in there? Thanks for tapping that like button anyway ⤵👍
Not a glitch. A "feature" of sorts. The animation of the attacking creature smacking into the opponent but bouncing off uselessly? That has to play for every single creature individually. As in, they have to play the animation. One. At. A. Time. So freakin annoying, but if you have any deck that creates a lot of creatures, like Scute Swarm and you have them attack while the opponent is under a "take no damage to life points" effect? You will time out every time. Had the same exact thing happen to me, so I had to juat stop attacking until I vould get rid of the effect (which, odlf couse, I couldn't). That game lasted forever.
@@GrugGangGrugGang Yeah and now every other random deck is playing Teferi's Protection because of it. I've run against this trash "feature" vs Mill, Elves and Waste Not so far. Decks that definitely didn't play white before.
I had this slow animation happen recently when I attacked with a lot of Scute Swarms. When my timer ran down I didn't lose. In fact, my opponent's timer started running and forced them to use all their timer extensions. Then the game finally gave up and skipped the remaining animations. Of course they untapped and had Farewell and went on to win.
@@Blu_Moon_Owl While true, I must admit my comment was more along the lines of a stealth insult since while Elves *can* get rolling, they too often *don't* and just as often have to overcommit only to get exploded with little recourse to rebuild easily. It's something power creep has only generally made worse even with Elves also getting stupidly powweful cards like Allosaurus Shepherd. My eyes have basically glazed over at the increasing deluge of power crept product over the past five years, especially the last two, so I've stopped paying attention for the most part. I mention this to have a preface for what I ask next, which is *not* a rhetorical question: are there any formats were Elves are doing overall well consistently? Or are they all still just hanging on and ekeing by? Regardless, in a more literal way, Pauper Elves might have the most frustrating mirror match in all of Pauper just because Priest of Titiana, Timberwatch Elf, *and* Wellwisher count every Elf on the battlefield. Given that Elves decks tend not to carry any direct (creature) removal even in sideboard...yeah.
The "peace was never an option" edit was incredible. The extra effort and detail you put into these creations is greatly appreciated dude! LOVE your content
Reminder that MTGO has the same issues if your games go long enough. Several Commander Clash episodes have a player's timer running out because MTGO takes too much time to process everything and keeps running the clock.
@@SmashPortal The ending isn't about timing out, it's about Arena's flashy effects *forcing* a timeout with no ability for Phil to actually act. So no, MTGO doesn't have timeouts like *that*.
(4:09) There's no kill like overkill! (10:01) Wow, that's just shenanigans, having Arena lag out like that while still burning away your timer fuses with nothing you could do about it.
Ah, my favorite video and its creator. I ROFL so bad, it's incredible. This was by far a most amazing video that propelled the opponent into a negative 4k life over that even. 👏 Now that deserves merit. The Teferi's protection at the end was ouch.
This deck is why we play Magic. Hobbits and Rats and Squirrels? Cmon! Phil ought to be a zillionaire if he's not already. Consistently makes the best Magic content, and somehow simultaneously likeabley humble and deservedly cocky.
What happened in the last game was Arena slows down combat whenever your opponent gains Pro: Everything. Same thing happens when you swing into an Active One Ring
Phil is hands down peak MTG content and peak MTG personality. Can we replace Tomer with Phil on the Commander Clash Podcast? Another great, albeit too short, video from the Arena Chef himself.
I add Mirkwood Bats to the Peregrin-Confectioner combo. It means I don't even have to attack with the rats most of the time, just doing the combo enough times kills the opponent. It also gets around The One Ring.
Oh my god, I had the exact same thing happen with my brudiclad brawl deck. I made a ton of brudiclads that weren't legendary, turned them into delinas that weren't legendary and swung with them making even more tokens only to get hit with teferis protection XD
Love this I had made a Took and Confectioner deck with food fight and Zirda so all my food taps for green with night of sweets revenge and pays for itself to fling food at my opponent. Janky but fun
Isn't this just Ratatouille? Anyway, this deck looks so sweet, definitely a treat. Very similar to an AspiringSpike brew in Modern. If only we had Academy Manufactor on Arena
In the bonus game, it was the One Ring on the battlefield causing the slow down in the attacks. If you ever attack an opponent on your turn after they cast the One Ring, that's the way combat proceeds during the combat damage stage - one creature at a time getting their attack protected against. Guess that happens when you have the One Ring out and cast any other protection type spell like Teferi's Protection!
What happened at the end of the bonus game is that your creatures were so demoralized by Teferi’s protection that they couldn’t bring themselves to do the normal animation. I feel sorry for them: their party was ruined.
Your video was one ban too late, but I understand why since there is a lot of effort put into Brewer's Kitchen content. It's really unfortunate for you that the meta changed so much in this format that you may have decided to not even include bowmasters if you rerecorded this video today.
That last match was like some Yu-gi-oh level play. All your creatures are 64/64's, and what's he do? Uses protection and the forbidden technique "Jank Engine Coding."
This reminds me of the boss flavor text on Drainpipe Vermin: “When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.”
Yo, why you gotta blow up my spot like that? I've been maining Junk Food since Wilds came out, and half the fun of it is that nobody knows the combo is coming. Now that fun is over!
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Did I just make a whole video about rats creating food and forgot to put a single Ratatouille reference in there?
Thanks for tapping that like button anyway ⤵👍
Woe has a Ratatouille card 😅
Thanks, Phil. Love your content. The reminder to "tap that like button" comes in useful, as I always forget...
Well, rats.
You can always repost😂
Honestly one of the most impressive parts of the video was not including a Ratatouille reference.
If this is how you make your food, I'm not sure if I want to order anything from your kitchen anymore...
I'd trust him to make a good ratatouille.
From the brewer's kitchen😉
Rat hamburgers anyone? 🍔
@@adamtobiasz8793 Rat? This is a rat burger?
Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years!
@@xxlpulselxx ROFL 🤣 😂 😆 😄 😭 💀 🤣
Teferi's Protection making time glitch out and forcing you to concede feels... pretty on flavor, actually
Not a glitch. A "feature" of sorts. The animation of the attacking creature smacking into the opponent but bouncing off uselessly? That has to play for every single creature individually. As in, they have to play the animation. One. At. A. Time. So freakin annoying, but if you have any deck that creates a lot of creatures, like Scute Swarm and you have them attack while the opponent is under a "take no damage to life points" effect? You will time out every time.
Had the same exact thing happen to me, so I had to juat stop attacking until I vould get rid of the effect (which, odlf couse, I couldn't). That game lasted forever.
Kinda seems like an exploit to win against go wide strategies.
@@GrugGangGrugGang Yeah and now every other random deck is playing Teferi's Protection because of it. I've run against this trash "feature" vs Mill, Elves and Waste Not so far. Decks that definitely didn't play white before.
I had this slow animation happen recently when I attacked with a lot of Scute Swarms. When my timer ran down I didn't lose. In fact, my opponent's timer started running and forced them to use all their timer extensions. Then the game finally gave up and skipped the remaining animations. Of course they untapped and had Farewell and went on to win.
Lost at this moment to this glitch and now I'm gettin every game "Waiting for server". =D
That Finale of Devastation into Goose killed me lmao
I think this is the guy he was fighting!
“Every deck has a weakness”
Usually elves, always the elves
Once the elfball gets rolling, so too the heads of opponents 😢
Funnily enough this might include the Elves deck itself.
@@MusicoftheDamned probably. Elves are just unstoppable if things line up right
@@Blu_Moon_Owl While true, I must admit my comment was more along the lines of a stealth insult since while Elves *can* get rolling, they too often *don't* and just as often have to overcommit only to get exploded with little recourse to rebuild easily. It's something power creep has only generally made worse even with Elves also getting stupidly powweful cards like Allosaurus Shepherd.
My eyes have basically glazed over at the increasing deluge of power crept product over the past five years, especially the last two, so I've stopped paying attention for the most part. I mention this to have a preface for what I ask next, which is *not* a rhetorical question: are there any formats were Elves are doing overall well consistently? Or are they all still just hanging on and ekeing by?
Regardless, in a more literal way, Pauper Elves might have the most frustrating mirror match in all of Pauper just because Priest of Titiana, Timberwatch Elf, *and* Wellwisher count every Elf on the battlefield. Given that Elves decks tend not to carry any direct (creature) removal even in sideboard...yeah.
@@MusicoftheDamnedthe best creature removal is a Craterhoof at the top of turn 4.
Something about the phrase "gilded goose for lethal" makes me giddy like a little girl
2:46 "heres the moment of truth" best pun ever
The "peace was never an option" edit was incredible. The extra effort and detail you put into these creations is greatly appreciated dude! LOVE your content
That ending is a reminder that Arena has pretty great features. That will someday get implemented once they learn how to import them from MTGO.
Reminder that MTGO has the same issues if your games go long enough. Several Commander Clash episodes have a player's timer running out because MTGO takes too much time to process everything and keeps running the clock.
@@SmashPortalAnd MGTO's UI looks like it was designed by software engineers instead of designers. Kinda reminds me of Path of Building.
It's infuriating that despite how money-grubbing they are, they can't even get some pretty basic stuff in MTGA right.
@@flix8565 they did it different in 2002
@@SmashPortal The ending isn't about timing out, it's about Arena's flashy effects *forcing* a timeout with no ability for Phil to actually act. So no, MTGO doesn't have timeouts like *that*.
Goblin opponent spamming your go then scooping the second you start having fun is peak monored behavior
That final battle lol. Arena became a mess real fast.
I like how all of your videos always come with the obligatory "combo deck lose to elfball duh" reminder
That 2nd Finale for the Goose of Violence was legendary. Pro gamer move 😂
As someone who likes memey decks and wanted a way to make a funny rat deck I appreciate this greatly
(4:09) There's no kill like overkill!
(10:01) Wow, that's just shenanigans, having Arena lag out like that while still burning away your timer fuses with nothing you could do about it.
I've been running this combo in historic for awhile! I'm so glad phil has jumped on it
2x
yeah the tested/known version just straight up kill opponent with cat instead
Dang, I thought I was being spicy with food storm, but this is great! Gonna have to try this out myself.
Its really funny that Phil gets the final video on the channel with the unnerfed Bowmasters. RIP Bowzo
Fantastic work as always, both in the deck building and piloting, but also the editing and being a top tier memelord
Your editing is always so crisp! I like how you synced up the music with the creatures killing your opponent!
Ah, my favorite video and its creator. I ROFL so bad, it's incredible. This was by far a most amazing video that propelled the opponent into a negative 4k life over that even. 👏 Now that deserves merit. The Teferi's protection at the end was ouch.
More Phil content!
Perfect to get me mentally refreshed for this upcoming week 🥰
I truly love this editing on every level.
i love how you pop up bladewing for foreshadowing 1:48
Dude pulled out the Ratatouille Deck!
The best part is always the editing 🤣The Doom music into the 45/47 Untitled gilded goose into Kokiri forest theme for the next game just sent me 🤣
4:09 BRILLIANT
Every minute watching your videos is a minute well spent.
That Doom music in the background was epic.
I'm a simple man. I see Brewer's Kitchen I click the video, like and comment.
Awesome deck! :)
This deck is why we play Magic. Hobbits and Rats and Squirrels? Cmon!
Phil ought to be a zillionaire if he's not already. Consistently makes the best Magic content, and somehow simultaneously likeabley humble and deservedly cocky.
What happened in the last game was Arena slows down combat whenever your opponent gains Pro: Everything.
Same thing happens when you swing into an Active One Ring
Phil is hands down peak MTG content and peak MTG personality. Can we replace Tomer with Phil on the Commander Clash Podcast? Another great, albeit too short, video from the Arena Chef himself.
Those Bonus games are always a trip, lol.
*Thanks for the Content!*
Teferis Protection is like the one ring where each creature dealing damage has to do it individually
"Rats make food" - Disney might be coming after you for IP violation 😂
I've been playing this for a while! Excited to see your take on it!
You're editing is amazing. Need more brewers kitchen
PHIL!!!! You’re the best!!!! I’m always so excited to see your content. Much love. 💖💖
G.O.A.T MTG content 😊
I add Mirkwood Bats to the Peregrin-Confectioner combo. It means I don't even have to attack with the rats most of the time, just doing the combo enough times kills the opponent. It also gets around The One Ring.
Good call 👆
This is the best version of Ratatouille on RUclips
I just started playing. This game is so different from the starting decks at this level.
What, no Ratatouille reference? Lol! Hilarious video, great job!
that combo is amazing xD; and quite satisfing to see.
again sadly those are scenarios that just a few lucky ones can pull.
great video for sure.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER BREWER'S KITCHEN VIDEO!!!
Rats turn into food?
"Not bad... As a matter of fact it's best burger I've had in years!"
R.I.P. Bowmasters
Love your videos Phil! Your edits make the video so great
Thank you! ☺
props to that first opponent for letting that play out XD
du uploadest das aends und erwartest, dass ich noch schlafe mit den ganzen neuen Deckideen? Danke für den sper Kontent ♥
Oh my god, I had the exact same thing happen with my brudiclad brawl deck. I made a ton of brudiclads that weren't legendary, turned them into delinas that weren't legendary and swung with them making even more tokens only to get hit with teferis protection XD
Classic Phil line, "Let's just sacrifice this one to the magic gods and move on"
Still the best MrG content there is
Brewer's Kitchen made such a disgustingly crazy food/rat deck...how perfectly on flavor!
I'm working on a food deck for EDH and this is definitely going in there!
i made my rat-food deck few weeks ago and im glad to take some inspiration here :D
Someone else who loves combo'ing with that fool of a Took as much as me. Love to see it :)
These rats drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once…
For a moment I thought food chain was on arena and started to cackle maniacally
I think the top tier level of irony here is the fact the food makes rats, rats make food, all inside the brewers KITCHEN
Food? I made food once. They locked me in an arena. A magic arena. A magic arena with rats. And rats make you food. Food? I made food once.
You are just the best. Thanks for the amazing content
Shaking my head at not having the one of Questing Beast.
Thanks for the video.
0:03 i see what you did there 😂
You make the best content!
So satisfying to see the emote spamming mono red deck scoop 😂
Love this I had made a Took and Confectioner deck with food fight and Zirda so all my food taps for green with night of sweets revenge and pays for itself to fling food at my opponent. Janky but fun
Isn't this just Ratatouille?
Anyway, this deck looks so sweet, definitely a treat.
Very similar to an AspiringSpike brew in Modern. If only we had Academy Manufactor on Arena
Ratatouille been real quiet since this video dropped
The -4000 life points in the first one has me rolling
In the bonus game, it was the One Ring on the battlefield causing the slow down in the attacks. If you ever attack an opponent on your turn after they cast the One Ring, that's the way combat proceeds during the combat damage stage - one creature at a time getting their attack protected against. Guess that happens when you have the One Ring out and cast any other protection type spell like Teferi's Protection!
What happened at the end of the bonus game is that your creatures were so demoralized by Teferi’s protection that they couldn’t bring themselves to do the normal animation. I feel sorry for them: their party was ruined.
the fact that MTGA plays out 0 damage hits so slowly is hilarious. as it actually makes it an "no you die"
Brewers Kitchen never misses 👌🏼
Awesome content as always!
Goose coming in with the Doom soundtrack was way funnier than it had any right to be
I love the whole food deck tribal, looks like so much fun
The return of the king
Your video was one ban too late, but I understand why since there is a lot of effort put into Brewer's Kitchen content. It's really unfortunate for you that the meta changed so much in this format that you may have decided to not even include bowmasters if you rerecorded this video today.
What got banned?
@@superhappygamer1162 My bad "alchemy rebalancing" bs
@@SpeakerWiggin49 What was the change? I can’t find anything.
@@superhappygamer1162important thing from this video is that bowmasters doesn't deal the damage on etb anymore
That last match was like some Yu-gi-oh level play. All your creatures are 64/64's, and what's he do? Uses protection and the forbidden technique "Jank Engine Coding."
This man did enough damage to kill every player in the multiverse. I approve this bullshitery wholeheartedly
Dude I invented this deck and do not appreciate you showing the world.
OK I can't like this video if there's not a single ratatouille reference, I'll tap it at my opponets end step then
Teferi's Protection was the soft play. They also had Settle the Wreckage, and the Soul Warden was a peace offer. I am sure of it! ;)
This reminds me of the boss flavor text on Drainpipe Vermin:
“When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.”
That's awesome
I've been playing a similar deck for a while, but I run a Syr Ginger in there
It just adds even more triggers hehehe
Bless this wonderful meal, Magic gods 🙏🏽
May the timer run out while I'm in the middle of attacking.
"Peace was never an option"
*Deals 4,726 damage*
There is a bat that would love to instantly drain your opponent for all those tokens that could fit in this deck, haha
Yo, why you gotta blow up my spot like that?
I've been maining Junk Food since Wilds came out, and half the fun of it is that nobody knows the combo is coming. Now that fun is over!
This kitchen has a serious health code violation
Love it when Doom music kicks in ❤
There should really be times where arena doesnt run the clock especially if its something you cant control
gotta love timing out while you don't have priority
Always the best content!
Epic. I knew something spicy was with those rats
I wish I had enough wildcards to do janky things like this... Alas... I will live vicariously though Phil!
It's 2023 and I'm just discovering that effect of Questing Beast in this video.
Y'all sure that wasn't a patch or something?
when the doom music kicks in you now its a good video