Netflix Movies To AVOID During Quarantine (Girl On Third Floor & The Pyramid Review)

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  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 4 года назад +5836

    Mista GG: "Name me a horror movie where a dog survives"
    Scooby-Doo: "Am I roke to you, Rista ReeRee!?"

  • @luxas113
    @luxas113 4 года назад +4163

    The hills have eyes
    The dog not only survives but kills several of the bad dudes. Most chad dog I've ever seen in a horror movie.

    • @MrDrManPerson
      @MrDrManPerson 4 года назад +133

      @@posm_2432 Nerd Owner gets Alpha-d by his dog.

    • @Room40_07
      @Room40_07 4 года назад +57

      Lukas Schoenhofer beauty did die tho that’s what made beast pop off and eat the mutants

    • @SuccubusUnbound
      @SuccubusUnbound 4 года назад +141

      The best part about the dog surviving in that movie is that they used the dog's pov flashbacks from the first film in the sequel as a way to remind the audience of everything that went down. Seriously, scenes from the first film are presented as the freakin' Dog's PTSD memory-flashes!

    • @luxas113
      @luxas113 4 года назад +39

      @@SuccubusUnbound holy shit didn't even know there was a sequel. Gonna have to go watch that.

    • @Gorpee88
      @Gorpee88 4 года назад +7

      agreed lit movie

  • @sheaedwards
    @sheaedwards 4 года назад +1033

    The dog survives in this one kind of obscure psychological thriller called Air Bud, not many people know about it

    • @phatbrofloski
      @phatbrofloski 4 года назад +35

      EndofEggDragoon the dog in the hills have eyes survives

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 4 года назад +15

      Spoilers

    • @ink66
      @ink66 4 года назад +4

      Nice profile pic

    • @devinrobinson1048
      @devinrobinson1048 4 года назад +10

      And dont forget the paws and air buddies series

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 года назад +2

      🏀🐕😆

  • @lucymcdonald7068
    @lucymcdonald7068 4 года назад +1752

    I feel like for pyramid they heard Anubis was the god of death and ran with it without reading literally anything about him. Like how he oversees the funerary process to see that people make their transition through death and how he protects the graves. He respects the dead he doesn't make them dead my god I'm over it

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +245

      Loki gets turned into a goofball screw up, hades is a mustache twirling villian, Bophomet is literally satan. All the old dieties get screwed in movies if they do any of the dirty work.

    • @NihilisticBallman
      @NihilisticBallman 4 года назад +3

      It's kinda like what they did with Santa.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +3

      @@NihilisticBallman what do you mean?

    • @NihilisticBallman
      @NihilisticBallman 4 года назад +13

      @@DriscolDevil Well technically, Santa isn't a serial killer.

    • @easolinas1233
      @easolinas1233 4 года назад +58

      @@NihilisticBallman He did historically punch heretics, though.

  • @certlovrboy1089
    @certlovrboy1089 4 года назад +586

    Raid sponsorship: *Worst anime betrayals*
    Also the dog in Geralds Game survives.

  • @tim7954
    @tim7954 4 года назад +1867

    The dog always survives in scooby-doo, man idk what you're talking about.

  • @graverob1910
    @graverob1910 4 года назад +1535

    “The last time I saw a target that big, they were outta bread.”
    That is the best dad joke I’ve heard in months, thank you, sir.

    • @Moizsh10
      @Moizsh10 4 года назад +20

      Oh fuck I forgot that. God, he has such a youthful face

    • @dtiiwrc5116
      @dtiiwrc5116 4 года назад +1

      I don’t get it🤕

    • @dandydasyt4766
      @dandydasyt4766 4 года назад +25

      @@dtiiwrc5116 Target is a store. They've got bread. Until they don't.

    • @roycastanon5754
      @roycastanon5754 4 года назад +1

      dandy dasyt Walmart is a store too. So why didn’t he say Walmart?

    • @dandydasyt4766
      @dandydasyt4766 4 года назад +32

      @@roycastanon5754 because it's a word play pun on the word " target" and the name of the store. The context is that the protagonist missed their shot at the target, the monster.

  • @unstable_anarchist7158
    @unstable_anarchist7158 3 года назад +281

    The dog survives in Poltergeist (1982), Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015), The Invisible Man (2020), Gremlins (1984), and one of my personal favorites (even though it’s a cat) Cat’s Eye (1985). Although most of these pets make brief appearances, they still make it to the end. Honorable mention (because he was introduced later): Chips from Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    • @manreal
      @manreal Год назад +13

      Blud did his research☠️💀

    • @Freyalovesmusicals
      @Freyalovesmusicals Год назад +6

      Also The Hills Have Eyes

    • @ricklandis
      @ricklandis Год назад +7

      Also, Tucker and Dale vs Evil

    • @kristennelson3190
      @kristennelson3190 Год назад +2

      I might love you. Anyone that has an amazing knowledge of horror, is my kinda person...😆😆😆🖤🖤🖤

    • @ramonsitoamaral4808
      @ramonsitoamaral4808 Год назад +6

      also: Bad moon

  • @bens4227
    @bens4227 4 года назад +1054

    Other RUclipsrs: Ima post at a regular time
    Mista GG: no

    • @genesiswalker573
      @genesiswalker573 4 года назад +27

      He knows we ain't sleeping during this quarantine

    • @jumpman0562
      @jumpman0562 4 года назад +7

      Beantez other youtubers just post based on when kids get out of school

    • @PinkPearMartini
      @PinkPearMartini 4 года назад +5

      I hate that all the RUclipsrs I'm subbed to all release their vids at the same time! My phone only displays the five most recent notifications, so I miss a lot of new videos because everyone uploads at the same time. I'm honestly surprised that no one has figured out they should have a 5:05 or 5:27 timed upload.

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 года назад +1

      @@genesiswalker573 Sleeping? What's that?

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад

      Mista GG: It's up when I feel like it. Cool? Cool.

  • @bldaugh
    @bldaugh 4 года назад +1257

    Anubis is just avenging all the dogs that have ever died in a horror movie due to dumb humans and their poor decision-making skills. Absolute legend.

    • @Zeipharo
      @Zeipharo 4 года назад +15

      A real doggy bro

    • @arcanechaos3147
      @arcanechaos3147 4 года назад +31

      Yes. Anubis is the bestest boi. Best doggo.

    • @Benhamin2002
      @Benhamin2002 4 года назад +3

      Brianna Turner rip beauty

    • @prod.n8te
      @prod.n8te 4 года назад +1

      But... Anubis is a furry

    • @trumanlee3969
      @trumanlee3969 4 года назад

      No its most of the time the dogs felt

  • @jerricaxxii
    @jerricaxxii 4 года назад +624

    these sponsorships are getting really dramatic. i’m here for it.

    • @isabelchmontuenga
      @isabelchmontuenga 4 года назад +17

      I request all these dramatic reenactments for any sponsors from now on. Specially Raid

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 4 года назад

      Best shit EVER!!!!

  • @Lordskelecat
    @Lordskelecat 4 года назад +95

    “Oh yeah and Don’s a ghost and he throws marbles at his daughter.” That sounded hilarious. I like the surrealism but it’s not enough to make me watch it.

    • @iSango5050
      @iSango5050 3 года назад +14

      I agree I’m laughing wayyyy too hard at that along with the clip of just random marbles being pelted at a baby

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 4 года назад +2367

    I hope those sponsors are paying you double for advertising like this

    • @khaos2600
      @khaos2600 4 года назад +103

      His ads are high key some of the funknest parts of his videos this one in particular always kills me😂

    • @EnA0909
      @EnA0909 4 года назад +7

      @@khaos2600 bye

    • @katoffeevhs9798
      @katoffeevhs9798 3 года назад +3

      if your video is more than 25% ads and patreon shout outs, i automatically dislike it

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 3 года назад +17

      @@katoffeevhs9798 Considering the patreon shoutouts are only at the end, and the ad itself was just a minute, maybe you should save your dislike for someone who actually deserves it. At least GG is willing to put in the slightest amount of effort to make sure that the sponsors are entertaining. You being a cynical dick really just means this channel might not be for you.

    • @dobson.
      @dobson. 3 года назад +7

      @@katoffeevhs9798 GG literally makes fun of sponsors bro

  • @emilydurkee8664
    @emilydurkee8664 4 года назад +266

    I can't believe I actually watched through a raid ad. His skills have increased

  • @dreamersTrance
    @dreamersTrance 4 года назад +697

    In the movie "Oculus" the main character literally tries to sacrifice a dog to the evil entity and the dog somehow makes it out, like he literally breaks off his lead and runs the fuck away

    • @AE-ee6mg
      @AE-ee6mg 4 года назад +23

      Love that movie

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад +7

      @@AE-ee6mg
      Agreed the mirror has all the infinity stones except power stone.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 года назад +6

      Hey? Nah, the dog is in a cage, and her brother lets it out because it's scared.

    • @aisnota5192
      @aisnota5192 2 года назад

      It's heavily implied that the mirror are the dog, so that doesn't count.

    • @dreamersTrance
      @dreamersTrance 2 года назад +4

      @@aisnota5192 i mean it kills their childhood dog but the one in the present def gets away lol we see it run out of the house

  • @doctorlyethelimbcollector
    @doctorlyethelimbcollector 4 года назад +329

    Bastard tricked me into enjoying a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship.

  • @bobbyduhdog
    @bobbyduhdog 4 года назад +801

    A dog is actually one of the main characters in this mysterious and paranormal movie I watched a while back, it’s called Scooby Doo on zombie island.

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 4 года назад +31

      Bobby the dog I love that fucking movie I used to watch it on a portable dvd player on every roadtrip

    • @etngod2725
      @etngod2725 4 года назад +11

      They made a sequel that was really dissapointing

    • @emipexu2779
      @emipexu2779 4 года назад +7

      Bruh I remember watching that movie on my portable DVD player right before I spilled apple juice all over it and cried for 2 days.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 4 года назад +9

      A god damn classic right there👍🏽 I remember everyone in my second grade class being scared of that movie but we all watched it anyway😂

    • @darlingblue
      @darlingblue 4 года назад +8

      That is my fave scooby doo movie. What a great film.

  • @hiiiiijimmysmom
    @hiiiiijimmysmom 4 года назад +3780

    First raid ad I haven't skipped. Still not gonna download, but you got me.

    • @vincent1782
      @vincent1782 4 года назад +311

      "still not gonna download" probably accounts for 90% of all views lmao

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 4 года назад +166

      @@vincent1782 well, the game is dogshit, so even if someone downloads it, they're not gonna play it for long

    • @slenders1ckn3ss
      @slenders1ckn3ss 4 года назад +71

      the man has earned his 10k. let him be 😆

    • @theinsanebookworm
      @theinsanebookworm 4 года назад +82

      I did download it. Can confirm GGs add spot for it is better than the game.

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 года назад +39

      @@vincent1782 i absolutely skipped it. i always skip it. the sponsor is scummy and doesn't deserve the light of day

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 4 года назад +1652

    "Name me a horror where the dog survives"
    101 Dalmatians.
    Well, it must have been a horror for them, running for their damned lives.

    • @positiveecho326
      @positiveecho326 4 года назад +102

      It really is when you think about it. Cruella relentlessly pursues them because she wants to make a coat out of their skin. It’s pretty Texas Chainsaw from their p.o.v. I hadn’t ever thought of it that way, thanks.

    • @AriisWorld
      @AriisWorld 4 года назад +16

      I laughed too hard at this

    • @roadworkahead8967
      @roadworkahead8967 4 года назад +16

      Beverly Hills chihuahua

    • @lestatsgirlypop
      @lestatsgirlypop 4 года назад +1

      Your grammar is so shit it made me roll on the floor laughing.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 4 года назад +7

      @@lestatsgirlypop ?? He left out the word movie that's the only mistake lmao

  • @deselis
    @deselis 4 года назад +48

    Friday the 13th, I think it's either 6 or 7. There's a dog introduced early who basically nopes out of the film while the killings are happening and comes back at the end. Originally they were going to kill the pup off in the film, but the dog character had been named after a crew member's dog who passed away at the beginning of filming. They decided it would be pretty tasteless to kill the dog off in the film because of that and so the dog character got to live.

    • @D3m0n1kKvlt
      @D3m0n1kKvlt 2 месяца назад

      Part 8. Jason Takes Manhattan.
      the dog in part 4 lives too.

  • @ghostyfoil
    @ghostyfoil 4 года назад +1342

    "Name me a movie where the dog survives"
    Tucker and dale vs evil

  • @leonelleyva8785
    @leonelleyva8785 4 года назад +292

    Milo is here so there is a chance the movie won't suck
    5 seconds later: Milo dies

  • @bulldogblast1945
    @bulldogblast1945 4 года назад +388

    I hate when any kind of movie kills a dog for "shock" factor like seriously it just makes people dislike the movie, also the dog in megalodon survives.

    • @skeepboppin
      @skeepboppin 4 года назад +10

      The dog's name was Pippin.
      I only know that because my cat is named the same thing.
      Small world I guess.

    • @bulldogblast1945
      @bulldogblast1945 4 года назад +7

      @@skeepboppin cool, thanks for the info!

    • @Punkacid26
      @Punkacid26 4 года назад +4

      BulldogBlast the dog in that one crocodile movie survived too 💀

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 месяца назад

      Muffin survived in Friday the 13th Part 2. I will hear no contradictory evidence.

  • @Shippo28
    @Shippo28 4 года назад +109

    The Original amityville horror. The dad run's into save the dog.

    • @youniquelyerika7003
      @youniquelyerika7003 3 года назад

      Best horror movie ever.

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yes. Pissed me off that they killed the dog in the remakes. I feel like remakes do alot where the dog dies who either survived the original or wasn't even there!

  • @CnseajlBelle27
    @CnseajlBelle27 4 года назад +153

    The most creative and infuriating sponsorship incorporation.

  • @stephiiiless
    @stephiiiless 4 года назад +396

    Now hes a ghost And throws marbles at his daughter. Lmao wtf.

    • @stephiiiless
      @stephiiiless 4 года назад +6

      @AsHLiegH-MaRie HoPe fucking strange lol.

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 4 года назад +15

      To be fair he is an asshole

    • @sarunokamisama6496
      @sarunokamisama6496 4 года назад +6

      I’m going to watch the movie just for that. I sometimes love watching shit horror movies for the laughs.

    • @cole9273
      @cole9273 4 года назад +2

      I think the director was going for the marbles being something to hold onto her dad with as she grows up. He’s trying to lay proof that he’s still with her. Bad movie but that was my take on it.

  • @wutdio4353
    @wutdio4353 4 года назад +375

    The Dog in "The hills have Eyes" survived, he's a good boi.

    • @VoxSavage
      @VoxSavage 4 года назад +12

      That doggo doesn't just survive, he commits hates crimes on people. Lol

    • @rabidunion6949
      @rabidunion6949 4 года назад +10

      Beast! Unfortunately Beauty gets killed. 😥

    • @calebdelladio
      @calebdelladio 4 года назад +2

      I came to the comments to post this same thing

    • @angrykylemcg
      @angrykylemcg 4 года назад

      So did the dog in old yeller!

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 года назад

      😂

  • @sonyadaptor
    @sonyadaptor 3 года назад +44

    The Pyramid gets another level of hilarity when you realize one of the main characters is played by Jay from The Inbetweeners

    • @HarveMoone
      @HarveMoone 2 года назад +4

      That is beyond hilarious, now I just want an Inbetweener’s horror movie along the lines of Tucker and Dale vs Evil where all the shenanigans they end up in cause the gory demise of others

  • @X-EN7171
    @X-EN7171 4 года назад +192

    I feel like his sponsorship for RAID was his way of shining light on just how bad that game is although apparently once you accept the sponsorship you literally can't badmouth the game

    • @1shotclot979
      @1shotclot979 4 года назад +6

      EN7171 Too bad raid doesn’t “sponsor” people

    • @curlyemmm1232
      @curlyemmm1232 4 года назад

      1ShotClot hehehehe

    • @draggedtv6888
      @draggedtv6888 4 года назад +4

      The more downloads from your referral link you get, the more money you get. so, i don’t think his intention was to show how bad the game is, rather to show how much we hate that he’s sponsored by raid and how he gets it.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 года назад +4

      Why badmouth it the only thing that sucks about the game is the arrogant advertising. It's just like any other mediocre mobile game if you never heard the ads

  • @sherie2793
    @sherie2793 4 года назад +452

    A dog that survives a horror movie: "Precious" from silence of the lambs!
    Also, not a dog, but i always appreciated that "Bitch" the cat from hush lives
    Also, you could argue that muffin lives in friday the 13th part 2 but its a little split as to whether or not the dog is actually alive

  • @ThatNerdyTrucker
    @ThatNerdyTrucker 4 года назад +321

    You know.... You are literally the only person that I do not skip when it comes to Raid: Shadow Legends ad reads.

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 4 года назад

      Why

    • @gearhound6197
      @gearhound6197 4 года назад +5

      Internet historian NOW.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 4 года назад +13

      @@norgepalm7315 because he doesn't read the same exact script as everyone else does and makes it kinda interesting.

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 4 года назад +3

      @@halvarianknight4477 so u literally willingly watch an ad for the same horrible game just because this guy puts in the literal least amount of effort needed to engage an audience
      okay kiddo

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 4 года назад +10

      @@norgepalm7315 and it's wrong for me enjoying a bit of creativity?
      Ok boomer

  • @DasKame
    @DasKame 3 года назад +26

    5:30 "CRAWL"
    Even i was suprised that the Dog survived

  • @6vitamin
    @6vitamin 4 года назад +77

    Pretty sure “no evidence of a struggle” is exactly what would point to someone you know and trust, doing the deed.

  • @wowamber5107
    @wowamber5107 4 года назад +301

    Sighn it's a bad movie: the dog dies as the first "big moment"

    • @wowamber5107
      @wowamber5107 4 года назад +17

      @7eg4n the first big moment is his wife diyng!! It's safe chief

    • @sd5371
      @sd5371 4 года назад +2

      @7eg4n the dog dying is the catalyst it's not just a body count

    • @Crackjunkie95
      @Crackjunkie95 4 года назад +1

      The conjuring?

  • @PileOfStones
    @PileOfStones 4 года назад +192

    The dog in the novel John Dies at the End survived, after all it's not called John. But when they made the movie adaptation they killed the dog. Dunno why, it's name wasn't John either...

    • @chelsie2767
      @chelsie2767 4 года назад +1

      Ricardo Webb dude. I’m only halfway through the book. You suck.

    • @SoapyTF
      @SoapyTF 4 года назад +24

      @@chelsie2767 its been out for over a decade, its not like he spoiled some new hot release

    • @softandwet7584
      @softandwet7584 4 года назад +1

      @@docbuni spoilers from a decade ago?

    • @Kleng121
      @Kleng121 4 года назад +3

      Don't forget to check out the sequel: This Book is Full of Spiders.

    • @daashazireael6613
      @daashazireael6613 4 года назад

      I was just thinking of this book and then read this comment so weird. Those books are great and i actually liked the movie a lot

  • @cherrybomb907
    @cherrybomb907 4 года назад +49

    "sick of being at home yet?"
    Me in November:....

  • @IAmTheGhost14
    @IAmTheGhost14 4 года назад +162

    The one thing NOT to avoid during quarantine is MistaGG

  • @fatalduchessdineondirt6629
    @fatalduchessdineondirt6629 4 года назад +214

    Friday the 13th: Part 8 is a movie where the dog doesn’t die, among some others, but still, the trope that dogs or other pets constantly get killed in horror movies is honestly dumb.

    • @wilihey1425
      @wilihey1425 4 года назад +8

      dogs should be the most unlikely to die, like how before tsunamis they just run away, they should sense it and flee before anything happens

    • @GoofyFang
      @GoofyFang 4 года назад

      I think it’s a pretty unique trope as it gives insight to the killer’s mind and the extent they’ll go.

    • @madeofmeats
      @madeofmeats 4 года назад

      SailingOnThePrairie no animals have ever died in a Friday the 13th as far as I know.

    • @fatalduchessdineondirt6629
      @fatalduchessdineondirt6629 4 года назад

      Meat Clown
      There was that one dog in Part 2, not sure if it’s Muffin or just some random look-alike dog, but it’s implied Jason killed the dog.

    • @madeofmeats
      @madeofmeats 4 года назад

      SailingOnThePrairie I thought Muffin was alive at the end and that mangled animal was something else. Your point still stands, but i think that other animal was killed more in necessity than sadism. Like, I imagine Jason has to go hunt for his own food and such, whereas a lot of horror characters tend to just kill animals for fun

  • @idkwhattonamemyself2
    @idkwhattonamemyself2 4 года назад +652

    Poltergeist, dog doesn't die
    The Amityville horror, dog doesn't die
    mama, the dog doesn't die
    Gremlins, the dog doesn't die
    Tucker and Dale vs Evil, the dog doesn't die
    Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, the dog doesn't die
    Pumpkinhead , the dog doesn't die
    Dawn of the Dead, the good boy doesn't die
    The Lost Boys, the good boy doesn't die

    • @maddieb9268
      @maddieb9268 4 года назад +46

      In the original amityville it doesn’t die, but in the remake the dog dies.

    • @idkwhattonamemyself2
      @idkwhattonamemyself2 4 года назад +25

      @@maddieb9268 good point, thanks for the clarification

    • @sambaxter7035
      @sambaxter7035 4 года назад +29

      elanarquista1995 also in the new invisible man movie the dog lives

    • @idkwhattonamemyself2
      @idkwhattonamemyself2 4 года назад +2

      @@sambaxter7035 that's so cool, too bad i haven't seen it

    • @sambaxter7035
      @sambaxter7035 4 года назад +4

      elanarquista1995 it’s an absolute fucking banger

  • @pestilence5103
    @pestilence5103 4 года назад +28

    He makes the sponsorships entertaining, mad props to him

  • @Moriartart
    @Moriartart 4 года назад +268

    They’re definitely hiding your videos from the algorithm, I didn’t even know you had a bunch of new vids despite being at home and on youtube 24/7

    • @jaybayer3670
      @jaybayer3670 4 года назад +20

      I had forgotten this guys account name and it took me WAY too long to find him again.

  • @lockitty7263
    @lockitty7263 4 года назад +228

    “Name a horror movie where the dog actually survives”
    Dog from Crawl - Absolute Mad Dog

    • @cspillsthetea8417
      @cspillsthetea8417 4 года назад +4

      Toby from Jason Takes Manhattan

    • @jonathanelvey2444
      @jonathanelvey2444 4 года назад

      There's the original amityville horror that has the dog survive not the remake

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 4 года назад

      The dog from the silence you never hear or see his death. And it's never mentioned

    • @_monomorph_1411
      @_monomorph_1411 4 года назад

      Just A Person The Green Room

    • @ReverieOfThorns
      @ReverieOfThorns 4 года назад

      The dog in Lost Boys survives

  • @kazzykun
    @kazzykun 4 года назад +442

    Mista GG is the only RUclipsr I’m willing to hear talk about Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 года назад +31

      dude his ad reads are always entertaining! the only youtuber whose ads i don’t skip lol

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 4 года назад +16

      Internet Historians Raid ads are class

    • @benjaminbeltran1056
      @benjaminbeltran1056 4 года назад +3

      Anyone remember his fleshlight ad?

    • @needmeachillplaylistforstu3495
      @needmeachillplaylistforstu3495 4 года назад +2

      to be fair, he makes it entertaining

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 4 года назад +2

      I will give him a pass because I like him and we all need to eat. But I still skipped the Raid bit to the start of the actual video.

  • @jaredflores4411
    @jaredflores4411 3 года назад +20

    "Everybody here is superhuman, and they're still losing"
    They lack the plot armor juices

  • @billy.z
    @billy.z 4 года назад +108

    "last time I saw a Target this big, they were out of bread"
    This is why I stay. Bless you

  • @av607
    @av607 4 года назад +194

    "The Meg" there's a dog that shows up mid way and lives through it all

    • @brendanrobb5642
      @brendanrobb5642 4 года назад +3

      Mr. Yikes yeah but he came in the middle

    • @av607
      @av607 4 года назад +1

      @@brendanrobb5642 ik that's what I said

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +7

      @@av607 ya
      B u t h e c a m e i n t h e m i d d l e

    • @anothergamingchannel2656
      @anothergamingchannel2656 4 года назад

      @@av607 he said name one that is introduced in the beginning of a horror film and survives

    • @av607
      @av607 4 года назад +2

      @@anothergamingchannel2656 Yes ik that's why I mentioned "mid way" to avoid confusion but here we are...

  • @realbigpot
    @realbigpot 4 года назад +406

    In “The Killing of A Sacred Deer” the dog doesn’t die

    • @ardadar3825
      @ardadar3825 4 года назад +4

      Legend

    • @cloakss
      @cloakss 4 года назад +18

      does the deer die instead

    • @omnibussy
      @omnibussy 4 года назад +2

      is that horror tho?

    • @realbigpot
      @realbigpot 4 года назад +1

      lemons you’d think

    • @realbigpot
      @realbigpot 4 года назад +2

      O Med it is many genres

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 4 года назад +27

    "When a man shows up in your survival movie with an AK47, he's not going to be around long.*"
    * Unless his name is Burt Gummer.

  • @mariobarbara2893
    @mariobarbara2893 4 года назад +109

    You know I think I'm falling in love with this man, he has everything: funny, cute, Raid: Shadow Legends is one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2020 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over

  • @jack-o-loser698
    @jack-o-loser698 4 года назад +87

    Someone's probably already said it, but the dog survives in poltergeist

  • @GoGasgano
    @GoGasgano 4 года назад +285

    Bad Moon: Thor the German Shepard 1v1’s a werewolf and survives

    • @rabidunion6949
      @rabidunion6949 4 года назад +1

      @242johnnyryall I forgot about Bad Moon.

    • @GoGasgano
      @GoGasgano 4 года назад +1

      Also Watchers/Watchers 2

    • @tanorie
      @tanorie 4 года назад

      Kill conformed doggy treat killstreak activated

    • @andybaxter4442
      @andybaxter4442 4 года назад

      Poltergeist

    • @lemonjack3481
      @lemonjack3481 4 года назад

      Aw you beat me to it! I was so ready lol

  • @dylanpage9610
    @dylanpage9610 Год назад +3

    The 1970s Amityville Horror, he goes back into the house to save Harry (the dog) at the end

  • @RoseTuneTaylor
    @RoseTuneTaylor 4 года назад +977

    Ya'll are forgetting that hilarious swamp horror thingy with the gators. The dog lives in that one, it was awesome. Crawl

    • @meaganhaynes
      @meaganhaynes 4 года назад +34

      THAT MOVIE IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @magmonic
      @magmonic 4 года назад +8

      Meagan Haynes I know right?

    • @ThatOneJayBean
      @ThatOneJayBean 4 года назад +6

      Idk why but I love the way you described that

    • @jacksonkelley5441
      @jacksonkelley5441 4 года назад +16

      I watched that movie with my dad over quarantine and we had a bet over whether the dog would live or die, I owed him $5

    • @chadman7983
      @chadman7983 4 года назад +2

      @@jacksonkelley5441 oof

  • @Dancerama6
    @Dancerama6 4 года назад +204

    Surprisingly, Crawl was one where the dog actually survived. I was shocked. I was on edge the whole time waiting to hear it squeal and wimper as a gator came out of nowhere and ate it. But somehow it was the only character unharmed by the end.

    • @mebii3830
      @mebii3830 Год назад +3

      And that's why it's one of my top horror/thriller movies

  • @heatherduke5410
    @heatherduke5410 4 года назад +606

    "no evidence of a struggle." Because you know, dogs just magically end up that way, in a dryer.
    Crawl is one. The 2019 disaster/alligator movie allowed the dog to survive.
    The Hills Have Eyes was mentioned, but one dog does end up dying while the other lives. It's the reason why the surviving dog is so intent on killing the cannibals.
    Also, he throws marbles at his daughter. What? Does he think that she's a dog and will play fetch? The baby can't even lift it's own head.

    • @CrazyPangolinLady
      @CrazyPangolinLady 4 года назад +36

      The baby might choke on the marbles

    • @heatherduke5410
      @heatherduke5410 4 года назад +12

      @@CrazyPangolinLady That's true. Even if the kid was a toddler, that could still happen since kids stick everything in their mouths.

    • @mirandastewart3544
      @mirandastewart3544 4 года назад

      Oh no,
      SCP 173.

    • @johnnyspeedboat6656
      @johnnyspeedboat6656 3 года назад +3

      If you wanna get technical, The Plague Dogs. Even though they're alone at sea at the end of the movie, there's still that whole "they may have made it" aura about it. But that's if you wanna get *REALLY* technical.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 2 года назад +1

      @@johnnyspeedboat6656
      It’s implied they died, but they probably left it on the cliffhanger for that PG-13 rating (could have sworn the UK rating was lower, like animals of farthing wood, and watership down, but I’d have to check Steve Reviews for that.)
      In the novel however, they had a Deus Ex Machina via some random boat rescuing them.

  • @youngleopardyl2364
    @youngleopardyl2364 4 года назад +9

    4:37 : "if your looking for your dog why you looking up?" Lol 😂

  • @kt54
    @kt54 4 года назад +319

    You: name a horror movie where the dog lives
    Me: Cujo
    nO WAIT

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 4 года назад +194

    “Drive safe ya jizz disposal” has gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @deadphysh8966
    @deadphysh8966 4 года назад +102

    "Crawl" (2019) The dog goes through some wild shit but ends up surviving.

    • @bettyvaseline5458
      @bettyvaseline5458 4 года назад +1

      Glad Sugar survived

    • @kkarx
      @kkarx 4 года назад +2

      @TooLateToTheStory Lethal weapon! The dog survives and even joins Mel Gibson. You can't beat that. :D

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 2 года назад +4

    5:30 Abby in Paranormal Activity 2 gets attacked but does actually survive the movie, although we never see her after she goes to the vet they do say she's recovering.

  • @Hugo_Tate
    @Hugo_Tate 4 года назад +283

    “If you’re looking for your dog, why’re you looking up?” That’s all I needed to know.

  • @Echs_D33
    @Echs_D33 4 года назад +375

    When will the raid ads end? For real, not in a , “Raid bad lol” way. Surely at this point all the people that would’ve clicked the link, have?

    • @genno3714
      @genno3714 4 года назад +55

      Raid is essentially pay-to-play. If they keep making money off kids, they can keep courting the youtubers. It is a beautiful cycle.

    • @thiskittyhasthumbs
      @thiskittyhasthumbs 4 года назад +29

      I honestly just subscribed because of how he handle the Raid intro 😭
      Though I'm never going to play it

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 4 года назад +10

      Masturbation Toothbrush Well yeah, I’d they’re still offering them he should, I’m just wondering why raid is still offering them.

    • @abbiiON
      @abbiiON 4 года назад +9

      Watch D'Angelo Wallace's video about it, it's pretty much a scam

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind 4 года назад +1

      @@abbiiON so you agree on one person's opinion.

  • @Arthur_C22
    @Arthur_C22 4 года назад +77

    The tiny dog in BAIT 3D survives. Some dude throws it at the shark to get away, but the dog somehow survives in the end. The guy ends up dying instead.
    Don't ask why I watched that movie.

    • @Leahrh
      @Leahrh 4 года назад +7

      Ah, weird tsunami/cyclone washes great white sharks into an underground parking garage and grocery store. They had me at "sharks in a grocery store" 🤣🤣🤣
      I expected nothing and laughed my ass off at half the shit in it - it may be trash but it's my kind of trash.
      Then it got bonus points for NOT killing the dog.

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 года назад +3

      So...why'd you watch the movie? 😏

  • @wolfypiggychannel4867
    @wolfypiggychannel4867 4 года назад +15

    "Name me a movie where the dog survives"
    Crawl (2019)

  • @dubjeezee
    @dubjeezee 4 года назад +104

    The Target joke gets a standing ovation. I am crying here.

  • @BlastGamer77
    @BlastGamer77 4 года назад +365

    "You see the dog right, you think he jumped into the goddamn dryer by himself?"
    "Sir, I assure you George- I mean, Detective Joestar examined the scene quite thoroughly."

  • @gerardwfreak
    @gerardwfreak 4 года назад +104

    The dog in The Invisible Man survives, if that one counts as a horror film.. EDIT: I also forgot!! The dog in the original Poltergeist!

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 года назад +2

      Watched that movie recently! It's okay glad the dog lived

    • @Ambertrine
      @Ambertrine 4 года назад +1

      I was so worried he was going to die through out the film, but was relieved when he survived.

    • @gerardwfreak
      @gerardwfreak 4 года назад

      @@Ambertrine Same!! I loved that you saw him every now and then, but that it was made sure that the audience saw him so that we knew he was ok!

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander 5 месяцев назад +1

    My friends and I decided to watch The Pyramid because we figured, "Oh, a bunch of non-Egyptians running into a tomb like they own the place and immediately regretting it sounds funny." That's literally all we wanted it to be, and it had every reason to be that - it WAS technically that - but somehow it still managed to be a letdown.

  • @sengiv7326
    @sengiv7326 4 года назад +56

    The dog in "The Lost Boys" eighties vampire movie survived.
    Spoiler (for those who haven't seen this great 80's movie)
    The dog Nanuk actually took one of the vampires out like the most loyal dog. 🐕

    • @sengiv7326
      @sengiv7326 4 года назад

      @KunstKrieg KinoPix Studios ok. Oh yea, "The Lost Boys" was like me & my brother fav vampire movie! Yea, I'll check that "Near Dark" out. Thx for mentioning it.

    • @romangagne5842
      @romangagne5842 4 года назад +1

      Nanuk was indeed the bestest boy

  • @verniy_6595
    @verniy_6595 4 года назад +245

    GG: This has a good rating on Rotten Tomatos, a great rating!
    Audience score: 25%

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 4 года назад +34

      Proof that critics are out of touch with modern day audiences right there

    • @improbablyyourdad8458
      @improbablyyourdad8458 4 года назад +12

      @@the13throse majority of the critics to audience ratings are close. It's just some critics are overly critical and some audience members lack to the ability to be objective.

    • @MorrisseyMuse
      @MorrisseyMuse 4 года назад +4

      @@the13throse I'd trust critic ratings over audience though lol

    • @AProbablyPostman
      @AProbablyPostman 4 года назад +1

      I tend to agree with the critics so I'll probably enjoy it.

  • @CertifiedShoeChewer
    @CertifiedShoeChewer 4 года назад +221

    "Deep Fried Jumpscares" ?
    Sounds like a good meal at this carnival of disappointment. Available now with a side of lazy direction all for the low, low, price of your faith in the horror film genre.

  • @LllamaDelReyy
    @LllamaDelReyy 3 года назад +7

    Friday the 13th, either first or second one, tiny lil dog with a bow in her hair called Muffins is introduced at the beginning and comes running back in at the end

  • @hypegaming1178
    @hypegaming1178 4 года назад +102

    The Meg with that one dog on the yacht that jumps into the ocean and survives

    • @ceciliat4604
      @ceciliat4604 4 года назад +2

      Hypegaming117 the meg is hardly a horror movie

    • @trumanlee3969
      @trumanlee3969 4 года назад

      He said beginning not last 10 seconds

    • @hypegaming1178
      @hypegaming1178 4 года назад +1

      It’s the only thing that came to mind

  • @Song-dn1xb
    @Song-dn1xb 4 года назад +380

    the first movie is literally just the plot to American Horror Story season 1

    • @thecreatedvoid117
      @thecreatedvoid117 4 года назад +24

      Yeah it definitely had some Murder House rips... and did it terribly lmao

    • @sockmonkeys2000
      @sockmonkeys2000 4 года назад +17

      But the dog survives in Murder House

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 4 года назад

      Rachel V. So yeah, like Murder House.

    • @andrewjhollins
      @andrewjhollins 4 года назад

      Don't forget stir of echoes.

  • @glamo3526
    @glamo3526 4 года назад +41

    GG my boy. Legitimately thought "wow I hope GG is okay during this shit" and I dont even know you lol hope you stay safe

  • @zachlewis8465
    @zachlewis8465 3 года назад +7

    Tucker and Dale vs evil, that dog lives the entire movie

  • @themerchantof1175
    @themerchantof1175 4 года назад +106

    ‘Sick of being at home yet?’
    You underestimate the power of the Introverts

    • @b1mbotank
      @b1mbotank 4 года назад +3

      i'm an introvert and even i'm losing my fucking mind man

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 4 года назад +2

      Right???
      I HIGHLY enjoy my alone time.

  • @phantomjazz3818
    @phantomjazz3818 4 года назад +80

    Friday the 13th part 8, the dog is like “nah” and leaves for half the move, and comes back at the end.

  • @purplerayne815
    @purplerayne815 4 года назад +164

    The dog doesn't die in Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

    • @chickenwangggbiotch
      @chickenwangggbiotch 4 года назад +9

      Purple Rayne and the 2nd paranormal !! He’s just in the hospital for the rest of the movie lol but he never actually died

    • @purplerayne815
      @purplerayne815 4 года назад +2

      @@chickenwangggbiotch Yeah that's true! Almost forgot about that

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 4 года назад +5

    The dog survives in the original Hills Have Eyes. Jones the cat is the only character in the first Alien Trilogy to not get killed.

  • @randomowlbear9308
    @randomowlbear9308 4 года назад +219

    I can name a cat that survives a film: Jones from ALIEN

    • @tanklessbunny3992
      @tanklessbunny3992 4 года назад +3

      Jones dies in the game Alien: Isolation, you hear the cat die in the walls of the ship, I know it’s probably not canon especially since it’s an Easter egg in the game

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 4 года назад +6

      @@tanklessbunny3992 Jones isn't in Isolation. But sure.

    • @tanklessbunny3992
      @tanklessbunny3992 4 года назад +2

      caitlin I know, I was just mentioning :)

  • @giovannieselmejor
    @giovannieselmejor 4 года назад +58

    After the way Mista GG does his sponsorships, I expect more from the “big” creators. NO ONE IS TOUCHING YOU WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE. Hahaha. I’m honestly glad you have ads now, I remember when you wouldn’t get any. You stay true to you and I can honestly say you’re one of the few I watch whenever I get that notification.

    • @heirofcarnage1782
      @heirofcarnage1782 4 года назад +1

      GG and Internet comment etiquette are the two best ones for sure.

    • @seniorgrocco
      @seniorgrocco 4 года назад

      Giovanni Coto Please do not support Raid Shadow Legends lol

  • @Marggit
    @Marggit 4 года назад +78

    i was gonna say "THE DOG IN I AM LEGEND SURVIVES" AND THEN I THOUGHT ABUT IT AND NOW IM JUST SAD AGAIN

  • @SquishedFaeries
    @SquishedFaeries 4 года назад +6

    The Hills Have Eyes. In fact, the second movie - these are the original ones - shows flashbacks of the first film through the Dog's memory and pov.
    That alone makes me love that film, despite how terrible it is.

  • @Goldenpeaktr
    @Goldenpeaktr 4 года назад +122

    Brother, you gotta review “The Recall” It’s on Netflix. It has Wesley Snipes in it, and the movie doesn’t deserve him.

    • @BustedReijii
      @BustedReijii 4 года назад +1

      Wesley Snipes....you mean Blade right? That's how you should call him

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 4 года назад +4

      @@BustedReijii Mr. Tax Evasion

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 4 года назад +108

    He’s..,fighting with himself.
    I’ve got nothing. I can’t stop laughing.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 4 года назад +1

      CalebCity: hold my internal organs.

    • @matthewv9169
      @matthewv9169 4 года назад

      You sound so broken inside and I'm right there with you

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 4 года назад

      @@matthewv9169 brokencyde

  • @rinda2008
    @rinda2008 4 года назад +244

    nobody:
    Mista gg: shadow raid legends-

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +4

      Shit meme.

  • @iSango5050
    @iSango5050 3 года назад +1

    “The Pyramid” looks like it was made by someone who grew up TERRIFIED of the scene from “Batman Returns” when Selina is eaten up by cats to turn into Catwoman lmao

  • @garydubbbz4557
    @garydubbbz4557 4 года назад +107

    there's a writing term i'm naming chekhov's dog, like chekhov's gun except the "dog" is used for a cheap emotional moment that really does not affect the narrative

    • @JaeMoni
      @JaeMoni 4 года назад +5

      I remember reading about that too. And then always noticed it after. That they'd just kill a dog but it really meant nothing. Not to mention it's now a joke in the friend group.

    • @genno3714
      @genno3714 4 года назад

      Good point!

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +95

    “Sick of being at home”
    Nah i fine with it

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад

      @@TealeafRogers yeah pretty much

    • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
      @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 4 года назад +1

      Oh totally: I’m going from staying at home for days at a time because I’m lazy, to staying at home for days at a time because everyone’s in quarantine. It sucks.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад

      @@ThatRandomEncounterGuy YEAH that hahha sigh though i was thinking of going to the zoo, now thats gotta wait... still, good thing mista gg got our backs with content

  • @ScantyMantis989
    @ScantyMantis989 4 года назад +69

    The movie called "Crawl". It a newer 2019 movie about a hurricane that traps a father and daughter in there old houses basement and there crocodiles. It is actually not a bad movie if you dont know about it

    • @Rayyshelleee
      @Rayyshelleee 4 года назад +14

      The only thing that makes the movie not bad is the fact the dog survives 🤣

    • @ScantyMantis989
      @ScantyMantis989 4 года назад +2

      @@Rayyshelleeewhy you think it's bad?

    • @snzing2943
      @snzing2943 4 года назад +3

      Scanty Mantis It’s the WORST 2019 movie on god

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 года назад

      Their. Learn words before writing them.

    • @ScantyMantis989
      @ScantyMantis989 4 года назад +1

      Well... Maybe this is the flordia man in me but i liked the movie. It did have me intrested the whole time personally plys my family and i were talking making comments most of the movie 😅
      Just a good memory

  • @inmy404error
    @inmy404error Год назад +2

    You are seriously becoming one of my favorite RUclipsrs. I've been binging your channel the last like 3 days. You watching "highly recommend horror" movies so I don't have to is my new favorite pastime 😂😂😂😂

  • @maggiephilson1667
    @maggiephilson1667 4 года назад +107

    In Lost Boys and Crawl the dog doesn’t die. I’m really sick of the dog dying in a horror movie cliche.

    • @casmarie5528
      @casmarie5528 4 года назад +7

      Maggie Philson Lost Boys is such a good movie, too

    • @maggiephilson1667
      @maggiephilson1667 4 года назад +4

      Agreed. It’s my favorite vampire movie. And one of my favorite movies period.

    • @ReverieOfThorns
      @ReverieOfThorns 4 года назад

      Man Lost Boys was such a good movie, I haven't seen it in awhile, I should see if I can find it on Netflix or something so I can see it again

  • @glynn6739
    @glynn6739 4 года назад +32

    One of the dogs in the remake of The Hills Have Eyes survives the whole thing and kicks serious ass!

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera 4 года назад +1

      I believe it’s the first one, the guy and the dog survive

    • @glynn6739
      @glynn6739 4 года назад

      @@Gerald-of-Riviera yeah it is! I think the dog's name was Beast, which is apropriate

  • @malaikatamayo5170
    @malaikatamayo5170 4 года назад +82

    A dog that survives through the movie is from the movie Crawl (2019). Surprisingly he survives even tho there are alligators surrounding the dog

    • @Marie-um7ot
      @Marie-um7ot 4 года назад +3

      Ngl, that sounds like a weird fever dream.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 года назад +1

      Though is a word. Tho is not.

    • @hayleyjacquet8104
      @hayleyjacquet8104 4 года назад +1

      Malaika Tamayo Not weird at all but aye I follow you on Instagram, your edits are amazing 😤✌️😩

    • @embracethenight1383
      @embracethenight1383 4 года назад +1

      @@justincoleman3805 you feel better?

  • @sydneya1164
    @sydneya1164 4 года назад +5

    "Hey...sick of being at home yet?"
    Nine months ago :/

  • @s.xnxs.x
    @s.xnxs.x 4 года назад +35

    this man😭...just did a whole fight scene with himself☠️😭😭 this is why we love you☠️❤️

  • @jdsmith9806
    @jdsmith9806 4 года назад +136

    When everyone's promoting of raid is better than the actual game

  • @michigo_xo
    @michigo_xo 4 года назад +60

    I love how he makes full on commercials for his ad reads! He knows we wouldn’t watch a commercial on TV with someone who just reads a script and it’s great. Drew Gooden does commercial like skits too and it’s always fun to see